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OhEMgEE!!!

They're like totally in lurrve!!

Nothing says two hearts beating as one like going shopping for cookbooks together!! LOL!!

Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz were seen shopping in Barnes & Noble at The Grove on Wednesday.

It's been a bit chillier here in El Lay, but these two are clearly keeping each other warm. Aww.. isn't that just precious.

We wonder which cookbook they bought!!

Stay tuned... they're probably be at The Grove again before the month's over, ha!!

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So dreamy!

High atop the Empire State Building this week, Matt "Boner" Bomer made the world swoon in a special appearance promoting the New York landmark.

He may be the star of White Collar, and he may even look good in one, but hot damn, we think he is soooo much sexier in his Chippendales outfit from Magic Mike!

Don't get us wrong - we're getting all kinds of tingling feelings in naughty places from these pics - but we're just totally fixated by the fact that sooner rather than later, Matt is going to be dancing half nekkid on an IMAX screen for our eyes to ogle!

Wait, it is going to be released in IMAX, right?

Check out more hot shots of Matt in the gallery (below)!

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You'd think for a girl who drinks all night, tans all day, gets into all-out brawls complete with fistacuffs and smashed bottles, there would be no limit to the depravity she'd go to.

And you'd be right -- sort off.

Turns out, Sammi Giancola from the Jersey Shore actually has drawn a line for herself not to cross and it starts with taking it all off for Playboy Magazine. When asked if she would ever consider a shoot for Mr. Hefner, Sammi shook her head no and explains:

"My boobs are real, they will sag to the floor .... I just feel weird about my boobs. ... But I don't know. I don't know if that's the right direction you want to go in."

Um, we're not talking about us! We're talking about you!

We wonder what she would say if they handed her the kind of paycheck Lindsay Lohan got for her spread. Hell, if she got offered HALF of what Lindsay got. We're of the opinion that everyone has their price. We just wonder what her's would be.

Hey! There doesn't have to be any shame in it! So many have done it before her, so many will do it after! Just the way that it is!

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YUMMMMMM!!!!!

New stills from future blockbuster This Means War have been released -- and they look gooOOood!

Who cares about the script? With Chris Pine and Tom Hardy kicking-ass and suiting-up, we will def get our monies worth!

There's more mouth-watering stills from the double hottie feature below, OR watch the tailer This Means War HERE!

Marking her first late-night appearance as first lady, MObama plans on paying Jay Leno a lil visit soon!!

On Tuesday, January 31, Michelle Obama will appear on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno for her first time since before hubby Barack was elected president.

The first lady plans on discussing her Let's Move children's health campaign and hopefully some juice!

We're gonna set our DVR. Are U??

And it looks like a really interesting one!

Check out the trailer (above) for the upcoming Keanu Reeves-produced documentary Side by Side!

The doc is being described as follows:

"The documentary investigates the history, process and workflow of both digital and photochemical film creation. We show what artists and filmmakers have been able to accomplish with both film and digital and how their needs and innovations have helped push filmmaking in new directions. Interviews with directors, cinematographers, colorists, scientists, engineers and artists reveal their experiences and feelings about working with film and digital--where we are now, how we got here and what the future may bring."

Wow, Keanu! We're impressed that you worked on such a fascinating and sophisticated project...

...But now that UR done with the doc, let's get back to Bill & Ted 3, okay??? LOLz!

What do U think? Are U excited for Keanu Reeves' documentary about film???

Neither did we! But we would have LOVED to have been conferenced in on that phone call! LOL!

Bravo's Andy Cohen is a household name for all the amazing work he has been able to accomplish with the network. From Housewives to Top Chef, he's brought a new wave of amazing reality television to the forefront that people have latched onto completely. However, we learned today that Andy could've become famous in a different way had ABC had their way!

Andy reveals that years ago, he was actually asked to be The Bachelor! As in ... THE Bachelor! Andy recalls:

“I got a call once years ago before anybody knew who I was. My picture was in W magazine, and the producers of The Bachelor called. They were calling to see if I would ever be interested in going through the casting process. I said, ‘You are barking up the wrong tree.’ Unless The Bachelor is going in a different direction …’”

Imagine if it did! We wouldn't mind seeing that! Hell, we wouldn't mind starring on that!

Whenever you're ready to try something new, Bachelor producers! We're available!

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Ooooh... this is a fun, new song!

Die Antwoord has a new tune out, and it's called I Fink U Freeky!!

It's not a smash, but like we said, it's fun!!! Makes us wanna dress up like a club kid, LOL!

We want some more sounds like Rich Bitch though!! That one was HOT!!

WhatchU thinkin' about this one??

In fact, it something we can all be excited about!

Last night, on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert took his last few stabs at the GOP presidential candidates before they head into the South Carolina debate. Specifically, he hit Mitt Romney pretty hard for his lack of articulation and his abundance of income from speaking engagements. (The man can't form a declarative sentence but he made nearly $375,000 from speaking engagements last year.)

But as always, Stephen has a way of bringing it all back to him! Check out the video (above) to see who the Republican's are REALLY favoring to win the presidential election!

*GASP!* But what about Dax!?!

Wait, what are we saying!?! LOL, it's Dax.. we doubt he's rushing either.

Kristen Bell doesn't want a wedding, but it's not because she doesn't love Dax Shepard. It really just sounds like they're kinda lazy, LOL!!!

K-Bell recently told Vegas:

We consider ourselves already married. We already wear the rings. I don't want a wedding. It's too much stress. [When we met on When In Rome] It was the most wonderful experience. We spent every waking moment together for eight weeks and did not get sick of each other. We are the couple that can do that.

D'awww... too bad they're not the couple who can call a few caterers and floral shops, LOL!!

But the fact that they're already wearing rings... too cute. And who knows, maybe the relationship sans marital stress will be what helps it last!!

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