Taylor Swift’s Ex Joe Jonas Put His Own Hilarious Spin on “Lover”

We’ll forever and always cherish this moment.
On Wednesday, Joe Jonas treated his Instagram followers to a cool cover of his ex Taylor Swift’s song “Lover.” In a quick…

Emma Stone, Scarlett Johansson and More Who Found Love With Saturday Night Live Stars

Emma Stone is on her way to joining the SNL family…by way of marriage, that is.
The 31-year-old Oscar-winning actress and show writer and segment director Dave McCary announced on…

Alanis Morissette and Jimmy Fallon Undercover As Subway Carolers Is a Merry Delight

What better way to spread holiday cheer, right?
On Wednesday’s episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Alanis Morissette and Jimmy Fallon went “Subway Busking” and…

J.J. Abrams Said There Would be an LGBT ‘Star Wars’ Character Four Years Ago. He’s Making the Same Vague Promises Today

Disney has a problem with LGBT representation. I don’t necessarily mean that it’s a problem that they don’t have enough, what I mean is It seems like someone at Disney is actively against including LGBT characters in their movies.

A 2016 article from Polygon was circulating again on social media, highlighting a portion of an interview where Abrams promised that an LGBT character was coming to Star Wars in “a future installment.”

Nearly four years later, three more Star Wars films have released with a fourth coming in a few weeks and it doesn’t look like there’s going to be any significant LGBT representation in that.

Abrams did make a vague implication that we might see an LGBT character in an interview with Variety.

“And in the case of the LGBTQ community, it was important to me that people who go to see this movie feel that they’re being represented in the film,” Abrams said.

So without spoiling the film, Variety asked, does that mean there will be a queer character in “The Rise of Skywalker”?

“I will say I’m giving away nothing about what happens in the movie,” Abrams replied with a smile. “But I did just say what I just said.”

I’ve made an image to illustrate what’s going on here.

I don’t actually remember if Disney owns Peanuts or not.

This sort of thing should be familiar to Marvel and Harry Potter fans by now. “There are totally some gay characters coming. In fact, that character you love who never gave any indication they’re in any way LGBT actually is, don’t you feel represented now?”

Abrams once again confirmed that the two characters most likely to be gay, Finn and Poe, absolutely are not gay. But maybe some minor character like Wedge Antilles or Biggs Darklighter is. Remember them? It might even be someone as important as Porkins, the fat guy who got killed by Darth Vader. In the new special special edition, he’ll cry out “I love penises” as his ship explodes.

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The Masked Singer Reveals the Butterfly

Today we bid a fond farewell to the Butterfly, who was just unmasked on The Masked Singer and revealed to be none other than…singer Michelle Williams.
The panel had wised up to her…

Riverdale Finally Gets Some Much Needed Therapy

Frickin’ finally, Riverdale.
We’ve been calling for all of the characters of Riverdale to get some therapy since season one, and tonight’s episode sat its main characters…

Brielle Biermann Admits to Dry Spell: I Need a Good Banging!

Just because Brielle Biermann likes to flaunt her bikini butt doesn’t mean that she’s willing to share her personal struggles with the world, too.

But that’s what friends are for. When Brielle complained about a major dry spell, Tana Mongeau shared the text message for all to see.

“I miss you,” Tana’s text exchange with Brielle begins.

Brielle replied “I miss you more,” adding a pair of red heart emojis.

“How are you, hoe?” Tana affectionately asked.

Clearly, she was unprepared for Brielle’s doozy of an answer.

“F–king beyond hungover and really in need of a good dicking,” reads Brielle’s wildly honest reply.

“Other than that I’m doing great, baby,” she replies, “how are [you]?”

That’s a pretty normal text to exchange between friends, but Tana shared it because it’s genuinely funny.

“This is why I rarely text @briellebiermann,” Tana jokes.

We’d say that the lesson here is to be careful what you text to a (fellow) famous person, but we’re reasonably sure that Tana asked first.

The real lesson here is that anyone, even 22-year-old reality star hotties, can have dry spells.

So, you know, don’t feel bad if you find yourself bereft of whatever form of boning you crave.

It can happen to anyone.

A few may be confused over why Brielle is lacking in the D department at the moment. Her breakups have been oddly quiet.

She used to date baseball hottie Michael Kopech, but they broke up ages ago. In fact, this summer, he became engaged to Vanessa Morgan.

More recently, Brielle was dating another baseball player, Justin Hooper. The two even attended Tana’s wedding to Jake Paul together in July.

But clearly, that (relation)ship has sailed, and Brielle wants someone to blow her back out.

Tana has shared texts from other famous friends before.

“Love you,” Paris Hilton can be seen texting. “You are so authentic, open, and honest.”

“Paris, I’m framing this,” Tana replies. “You have my heart.”

She captions the screenshot “My mentor don’t play. You should see the s–t we say that I won’t post.”

Tana Mongeau’s most famous romantic involvement was, previously, her relationship with Bella Thorne.

That changed this July, when she married Jake Paul, the less famous but equally controversial brother of Logan Paul.

Yes, that Logan Paul.

The wedding seemed so odd that many of Tana’s fans believed that she and Jake were merely trolling. Some people still believe that, honestly.

Tana is a YouTuber, but her most famous venture was Tanacon. All in all, it went about as well as the infamous Tumblr Convention.

(If that’s too esoteric or cursed a reference for you, picture Fire Island — it was a catastrophe, but Tana truly had the best intentions)

It’s nice to see that she’s managed to continue on her path. Sometimes, one controversial disaster can end someone’s whole career.

We may not always agree with or understand Tana’s choices (Jake Paul???!) but it’s been fun to watch her career over the past few years.

We can’t wait to see whose texts she exposes next!

View Slideshow: Brielle Biermann: Her Most Jaw-Dropping, Internet-Breaking Moments

Kailyn Lowry: All of My Baby Daddies are in Therapy!

Kailyn Lowry may need a new outfit right about now.

Why?

Because the veteran Teen Mom 2 star spilled ALL the tea during MTV’s reunion special on Tuesday night.

On stage with Dr. Drew and Nessa Diab, Lowry first talked about her controversial decision months ago to bring son Isaac on a Hawaiian vacation with her many months ago.

There was actually talk at the time that Kailyn might go to jail for doing such a thing because it violated a custody agreement she had in place with first baby daddy Jo Rivera.

How could this possibly have been a possibility?

Because Rivera was supposed to have Isaac on July Fourth, which fell during Kailyn’s trip.

The guy was mighty pissed at the time, but Lowry made it sound on the reunion as if things settled down between her and Jo a long time ago.

“At the end of the day, you have to think about what’s in the best interest for the child,” Kailyn explained for why she took Issac along, adding:

“If the child is saying, I wanna go with you to Hawaii and I don’t want to got to my dad’s for 8 hours.”

As for the legal action Rivera threatened at the time?

He never followed through, Kailyn said last night, and “actually apologized to me” for how he reacted.

“He said he wasn’t really in a good place and he didn’t feel like our communication was as good as it could have been and I agree,” she added. “So I think we were both being petty.”

That’s a good sign, Lowry being capable of making such an admission.

What about her relationship with Javi Marroquin, however?

Lowry had previously claimed this baby daddy attempted to hook up with her while they were filming a different reunion … and said he was angry when it aired.

She also accused him of cheating on his fiancee, Lauren Comeau.

“I know nothing,” she said when Dr. Drew and Nessa brought all that up again, saying of Marroquin:

“He doesn’t want to film because it gets him into trouble, but apparently he gets into trouble regardless. That ship has sailed, a long time ago.”

From here, Kailyn then said Javi and her third baby daddy, Chris Lopez, “hate each other, a remark that really took the two hosts aback.

“Chris and Javi almost fought, they were this close to each other’s faces,” Lowry said, not providing much background to that story.

It’s a lot to keep track of, all the men constantly circulating around Lowry’s orbit, as Kailyn also surprised the reunion hosts yesterday by saying all three of her exes are in therapy now.

“Not together,” she clarificed. “But individually.”

Finally, Lowry arrived at her own relationship with Lopez…

… which has clearly seen better days.

“There’s no coparenting right now,” she said of whether or not Lopez is in son Lux’s life, although she stopped short of confirming that he had flat-out lost custody.

“Right now, he’s working and going to therapy and working on himself and I know that he will see Lux when the time is right,” she added.

Did Lopez really get another woman pregnant, as has been reported?!?

“A girl texted my phone, like, ‘I got your number out of Chris’ phone, tell him to hit me up about the baby,'” she explained on the reunion.

However, Lowry emphasized that he denied the allegations and she herself didn’t believe “he would have gotten someone else pregnant.”

It just doesn’t sound like something as responsible as Chris Lopez would do, you know?

View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans to Kailyn Lowry: Stay Away From My Ex, You Thirsty Loser! [UPDATED]

Daniel Craig’s Bond is Back One Last Time in ‘No Time to Die’ Debut Trailer

Around this time four years ago, Daniel Craig was out doing promotional rounds for the 24th Bond movie, Spectre, when he intimated that he’d rather slash his wrists than play James Bond one more time. He went on to add, “If I did another Bond movie, it would only be for the money,” a statement which can’t help but linger in your mind as the trailer for the 25th Bond movie No Time to Die debuts.

Whether Craig did the film out because he feels there’s an obligation to close out his storyline or because they drove literal dump trucks full of money to his front door, the fact that he’s back in action is exciting nonetheless. The film comes to us from director Cary Joji Fukunaga, who directed the entire first season (a.k.a. the good one) of True Detective, who will be the first American to direct a Bond movie—provided you don’t count the non-canon Bond flick Never Say Never Again directed by Irvin Kershner.

Honestly, while it’s nice to see Christoph Waltz’s Blofeld back in this flick, the major reservation I have is Rami Malek playing the main villain. There is nothing intimidating or scary about him, no matter how scarred up they try to make his face. He still looks like a pug with his beady little eyes who somehow won an Oscar for lip syncing to a bunch of classic Queen tunes in one of the worst movies of the decade. But yeah, other than that, I’m excited for Craig’s last outing as Bond.

No Time to Die hits theaters on April 8, 2020, unless you live in the UK where you’ll get to see it a week sooner than us.

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Tom Brady Talks Balancing Family Time and Football: “I’m Certainly Not Perfect”

How did Tom Brady become the man he is today?
In this preview clip from Wednesday’s inaugural In the Room special, the decorated NFL star, loving husband and father of three tells…

Niall Horan Sets the Record Straight On Those Selena Gomez Romance Rumors

There’s one thing that Niall Horan wants you to know: He’s very single.
Sitting down with Australia’s Hit 90.9’s Brekkie Crew podcast, the One Direction alum declared his…