The Bachelor Spoilers: Here’s Who Peter Has Sex With In the Fantasy Suites

Well, the hometown round has come and gone -- which means we can finally get to the good stuff.

Yes, it's hard to believe, but we've already reached the Fantasy Suite round on Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor.

And it's hard to remember a time when there's been more drama going into the final three.

After all, in addition to the usual stress over Peter's final decision, we now have that pesky ultimatum from Madison Prewett that could potentially prevent Peter from fully enjoying the suite life.

In case you missed it, Madison ominously took Peter aside following Monday night's rose ceremony.

Though the conversation that followed won't air until next week, if you've been following our Bachelor spoilers, then you already know what goes down.

(And if not, this is your final warning to click away, because it's about to get real spoiler-y up in here!)

Madison is a virgin, and she's saving herself for marriage.

She's also very religious -- like, we're Ned Flanders-, Duggar-levels of fundamentalist Christianity.

Thus, it's not enough for Madison to save herself for marriage -- she wants Peter to do the same.

Doesn't make a ton of sense, since we already know he's not a virgin -- in fact we basically watched him have sex with Hannah Brown in a windmill -- but those are Madison's rules.

And not surprisingly, Peter has decided to totally disregard them.

A new promo for next week's episode shows Peter getting very friendly with at least two different women during Fantasy Suite week.

Take a look:

Madison Prewett Storms Off in Shocking, Sex-Filled Bachelor Promo

Sure, we don't see him actually gettin' it on with his Suite Week guests -- this is ABC, after all, not 3 am Cinemax -- but the hotel room clips are juxtaposed with scenes of Madison storming off and the other ladies talking about what a prude he is.

So it's safe to say some sexy-time occurred.

The question now is -- did Peter have sex with both Hannah Ann Sluss and Victoria Fuller?

And he answer is -- almost certainly yes.

All across the Bachelor Nation-obsessed corners of the internet, fans have been picking apart the promo for clues as to who enjoys an encounter with Peter's peter on Monday's episode.

Fortunately, the folks at Cosmo have filtered out some of the lunatic ramblings and presented us with a coherent prediction of what happens.

First, there's that already-infamous glass door scene.

It's straight out of a softcore p0rn flick, so you know the Bachelor camera crew was thrilled to get it.

And who's the lucky lady about to touch down with Pilot Pete?

Why, it's none other than Hannah Ann Sluss!

And how do we know?

Well, that question has a slightly more complex answer -- like, the people who figured it out put JFK assassination theorists to shame.

Peter is seen making out in two different beds with two different women in the promo.

The one wearing the fluffy-ass socks in the pic above is presumably the same woman that Peter hooks up with behind the glass door, as both scenes take place in the same room.

They spent the night together, and woke up to an early morning, semi-nude makeout session? Yeah, we think it's safe to say they had sex.

We also think it's safe to say the sock-wearer is Hannah Ann.

We know this because Peter's other hookup takes place in a very different room.

His red reoom partner is rocking a pair of eye-catching heels.

And a few eagle-eyed fans realized they'd seen those exact shoes somewhere before.

Yes, it seems Victoria was rocking them at the last rose ceremony:

Now, the proof that Peter had sex with Victoria is somewhat less conclusive.

But considering she was the one roasting Madison for her prudishness and calling her "disgusting" for issuing Peter an ultimatum, we think it's fair to assume she didn't waste any time in the Fantasy Suite.

Obviously, we won't know for sure until Monday, but one thing we can say for certain is that Madison did not spend any time in the vicinity of Peter's cockpit.

And she probably wasn't too thrilled by how quiickly he disregarded her ultimatum.

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