Damn girl! Tell us how you really feel!
ICYMI, the Stronger singer has Remington "Remy" Alexander (17 months) and River Rose (3), in addition to husband Brandon Blackstock's son Seth (10) and daughter Savannah (16).
The 35-year-old dished:
"Anytime I see someone pregnant, I just pray for them... [Pregnancy] was literally the worst moments of my life... I'm not kidding — I wish I were that girl that [had good memories of pregnancy]... But no. Nope. Don't miss it. It's as if someone was in an accident — they're pregnant, I'm like, 'Oh my God."'
Even though Miz Clarkson didn't enjoy the process of carrying a child, motherhood has its funny moments! For example, naughty daughter River once told her to "piss off" before bedtime. Kelly explained:
"I was like, 'I'm sorry, what? First of all, we don't hang out with British people… where did you learn that?'... And she said, 'Harry Potter,' and I said, 'Okay, well, that's Mommy's fault' — I owned it for her. I even gave her an out, you know?"'
Kids say the darndest things!
[Image via Kelly Clarkson/Instagram.]
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The Duggar Family can now count a new precious bundle of joy among its members.
It was revealed via the family blog on Tuesday night that Anna Duggar and Josh Duggar have welcomed their fifth child into the world.
His name is Mason Garrett… he weighed nine pounds and one ounce at birth… he measured 22 inches in length... and HERE HE IS:
"We are so thankful and happy to announce the arrival of our new son, Mason Garrett Duggar. Both he and Anna are doing well," reads the blog post, continuing as follows:
"He arrived today without complication and we already adore him. The entire family is ecstatic over the arrival of another beautiful blessing.
"We want to thank everyone for your prayers, kind words and well wishes. We appreciate it much more than we could ever express.
"We pray God blesses each of you with an abundance of the kindness you’ve shown us."
Just as Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar have named all their children with "J" monikers, Anna and Josh have chosen an "M" theme for their children.
As such, Mason joins older siblings Mackynzie (seven years old), Michael (six years old), Marcus (four years old) and Meredith (two years old).
The couple announced in a blog entry on the same Duggar website in March that they were expecting another child this year.
This one came as a surprise because... well... Josh has quite the sordid family history.
He admitted two years prior to this pregnancy announcement that he had molested two of his sisters, an ugly scandal that his parents helped him cover up.
They didn't report Josh - who was a teenager when his committed these heinous actions - to the authorities, choosing instead to handle the behavior internally.
Duggar acknowledged this dark mark in his past upon announcing Anna was expecting once again.
He wrote at the time:
“For nearly the last two years, we have quietly worked to save our marriage, focus on our children, and rebuild our lives together as a family."
"Doing so is never easy after a breach of trust... We’ve learned that a life of faith and rebuilding a life together is simply done one day at a time."
As recently as last week, it was reported that Josh and Anna remained in marriage counseling.
This report alleged that the ex-reality stars are “trying desperately to salvage their troubled relationship," which was also placed in major danger when Josh confessed to cheating on Anna.
Wrote Anna and Josh several months ago:
“As we continue our journey as a family and rebuild our lives, we are delighted to share with you that we are expecting a new baby boy later this year."
"Beauty comes from ashes and we cannot wait to see and kiss the face of this sweet new boy!”
In August of 2015, Josh checked into a faith-based rehab facility in Illinois, not long after admitting he was addicted to pornography and had been unfaithful to Anna.
He completed this stint in March of last year.
Later this month, meanwhile, he and Anna will celebrate their ninth wedding anniversary.
As for other members of Josh's famous family?
They've been busy procreating and getting married, per usual.
With all of this going on around him in Arkansas, Josh has mostly been flying under the celebrity gossip radar for awhile now.
Or at least trying to.
TLC has gone out of its way to shield him from the public (see above) as though he were some sort of reality TV pariah.
He's back in the fold and back in the news now, however. But for the most positive of reasons, at least.
No matter what you think of this man and/or his decisions over the years, there's now another tiny human being in the picture.
Let's all hope little Mason is raised in a happy, healthy, loving environment, and that his family continues to heal the divisions of the past.
We wish him the best.
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Remember when Megyn Kelly left Fox News and joined NBC and it was a really big deal and people thought it would significantly alter the television landscape?
Neither do we.
Not really, at least, not after Kelly's first few bumpy months at her new network, nearly all of which have been filled with negative headlines and low ratings.
It's undeniable that Kelly has not had the impact many thought she would have when she switched employers to kick off 2017...
... and now things are about to get especially interesting for the broadcaster.
Following a handful of Sunday night specials, Kelly will debut in the morning this month, taking her place five days per week during one of The Today Show hours.
This will be her chance to truly justify her mega salary.
Or to fall even flatter on her face.
According to Radar Online insiders, NBC executives are "worried because they’ve invested a lot of resources into [Kelly] and they’re not sure if her original appeal when she was at Fox will translate."
It's certainly true that morning television viewers can be a picky bunch.
They want someone comforting to start their day, someone they feel welcoming inviting into their homes while they prepare to start their day.
Can Kelly be that someone?
This same insider says Kelly isn't so sure. She's lost a great deal of confidence during her brief NBC tenure.
Megyyn is having “a lot of sleepless nights," Radar writes, as she's frustrated that so few viewers have tuned in to watch her on Sunday evenings.
The entire situation is pretty darn awkward; for network that is paying millions per year to Kelly and for the anchor who thought she'd be making a much bigger splash by now.
“It’s just really stressful," this source tells Radar. "No one wants to look like a fool."
Is it possible Kelly barely even makes it through her contract?
Could she actually get canned?
Such a move would make other NBC employees happy, considering reports that they hate Kelly.
“People are outraged over her divalike ways,” a network source told Page Six this summer.
NBC is yet to announce a premiere date for Kelly on Today, but many within the television industry will be tuning in to see how she does.
Do you plan on giving her a whirl in the mornings?
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If you’ve followed the career of Ted Cruz, you know that the Texas senator is a hard-line conservative who might also be the Zodiac Killer.
Cruz is nothing if not passionate about his work, but legislating away the right of poor people to exist and sending encoded descriptions of your latest murder to Bay Area media outlets can take a toll on even the most diligent weasel demon.
So it’s not surprising that the Cruz Man decided to unwind with a little bizarrely specific fetish porn last night.
It is surprising, however, that he felt the need to broadcast his preferences on Twitter.
Yes, Ted pulled a Weiner in more ways than one, unintentionally (we hope) sharing a very NSFW video clip with his 3 million followers.
Cruz “liked” the clip late Monday night, and it was gone by Tuesday morning – but not before spending a surprisingly long period of time at the top Senator Cruz’s timeline.
Obviously, it’s possible the clip was shared by a Cruz staff member, but of course we prefer to think that the senator personally enjoyed the two-minute depiction of an incestuous threesome to the point that he simply had to share his rave review with the world.
If you’ve spent any time amongst the droll denizens of Twitter, then you won’t be surprised to learn that the jokes flew fast and furious in the minutes after the world learned more than it ever wanted to know about Ted Cruz’s spank material.
Most of us were at least moderately surprised by the development, but there’s one man who wasn’t the least bit shocked by the news that Texas Teddy enjoys manipulating his pole.
Craig Mazin was Cruz’s roommate at Princeton, and the screenwriter was mining his former bunk buddy’s masturbatory habits for comedic gold long before the rest of us were forced to imagine Ted “handling his delegates.”
“Now imagine Ted Cruz is doing this four feet below you in the bottom bunk bed. Yes, my misery very much appreciates your company,” Mazin tweeted last night.
Having waited for this day for nearly thirty years, Mazin obviously didn’t stop there:
“Sadly, the fact that Ted Cruz jacks off to mediocre porn spam is the most human thing we can say about him. This is actually his high point,” he added.
With no fear of putting too fine a point on it, Mazin continued:
“I never wanted this for any of you. I thought maybe I’d feel better if two or three people knew. Not six billion. That said? I FEEL BETTER.”
Hopefully, someone in Cruz’s office is coating the senator in a healing salve to soothe his savage burns … and hopefully Ted’s not getting off on it.
Now, we live in an age in which the media cycle operates at such a breakneck speed that a man who boasted of grabbing women “by the p-ssy” was elected president just a few weeks after his admission of sexual assault went public.
So in all likelihood, this will all be forgotten by the time Cruz launches his inevitable 2020 presidential campaign.
But don’t worry – Ted will inevitably trip over his own dong many times between now and then.
It’s important to remember that this isn’t the first Ted Cruz sex scandal.
Hell, it’s not even the second Ted Cruz sex scandal.
This is a guy so prone to self-sabotage that he maintained his connection to Josh Duggar after the world learned Duggar had molested four of his sisters.
And don’t get us started on all those grisly murders Cruz committed in San Francisco in the ’70s!
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