Let me preface this by saying I have no idea if that title is true or not, but I’d like to believe it is and that neither Brad Pitt or the women he flirts with are in on the joke and both are oblivious to the fact that he has one of the most recognizable faces on Earth.
According to a report by Page Six, Brad Pitt calls himself “William” when he flirts with women at coffee runs in LA.
“He arrived by motorcycle, wearing sunglasses, jeans and a leather jacket,” a spy tells us. Pitt struck up a conversation with a blonde in line: “She was acting overly bubbly and looked a little like Kate Bosworth, but it wasn’t her,” our spy says.
When the woman said, “I’m Lydia,” Pitt “put out his hand and said, ‘Hi, I’m William.’ She replied, ‘Oh, you look like a Bradley.’ And he responded, ‘Well, that’s my middle name’ and smiled and winked at her.”
As Lydia exited she said, “‘Nice to meet you, Bradley . . . I mean William.’ He laughed to himself, then got on his bike.”
And then he came back 10 minutes later to smash because he’s Brad fucking Pitt.
Lady Gaga is the most confusing celebrity. She went from a singer who wore a meat dress for attention to a kind of decent actress/singer who now is much hotter.
Anyway, I’m not sure what happened but here she is in a bikini that’s riding up her ass, wishing everyone a Happy New Year. There’s only a few ways to properly ring in the New Year and this is one of them. Another would be finding one last pudding snack hiding in the back of the fridge the day of its expiration. Pudding helps with my crippling loneliness.
Happy New Year. To happiness. Health. Love. And to the simplicity of beautiful unforgettable nature, life. pic.twitter.com/dpdN1eXeeS
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) January 3, 2018
What does Karlie Kloss’ 2017 Advent Calendar shoot tell us? Besides the fact she probably hasn’t ever dribbled a basketball in her life? It’s that she’s ditched her best friend Taylor Swift and switched Team Katy Perry.
— Karlie Kloss (@karliekloss) January 1, 2018
Fans discerned this from from the two words she captioned her post with. “Swish swish.” You see, “swish swish” is the line Katy Perry used in her Taylor Swift diss track. While that’s probably true, she probably wasn’t thinking about it when she posted it. Kloss probably thought it was just a clever tie-in to her basketball-themed shoot.
On the other hand, I like to start shit and I’ve come to the conclusion this is indeed a cleverly coded dig at that bitch Taylor Swift. The proof is right there! And she edited her Instagram post. That’s a sign of a guilty conscience. Trust me. I read a paragraph about psychology on Wikipedia.
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Logan Paul’s antics in the Aokigahara Forest, where he came across a dead body, seem to have pissed off everyone. The bad news for Paul is that his target demographic is also clearly displeased with him, based on the statement a 14-year-old white “rapper” famous for acting like an idiot on Dr. Phil gave to TMZ.
“I think that’s kind of disgusting how you’re gonna sit there and talk about depression and how it’s this sad thing and you’re just gonna stop and start laughing” Bregoli told TMZ.
Honestly, this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me in my entire life. We’re asking a 14-year-old reprobate for her opinion on a 22-year-old moron’s internet reality show. You know what the best thing that came out of this for me was? Learning that Logan Paul damaged his testicles in one of his dumbass videos so hopefully he can’t reproduce.
Seriously, why is the “Cash Me Ousside” girl’s opinion on anything something we want to hear? Are we just that fascinated by a real-life version of the girl Eric Cartman pretended to be on Maury Povitch? Whatevah, I do what I want!
I swear, if celebrities get any more unbearable, I’m going to take my own trip to the Aokigahara Forest. It’s like someone heard us talking about how insipid the Kardashians were and said “oh, you think they’re vapid and famous for no reason? Hold my beer,” and invented Jake Paul and his Jakejomps or whatever dumbass word he calls the elementary school kids who watch his videos.
Also, what is she doing at LAX in the first place? Isn’t she on probation for stealing a car? Generally you’re not meant to be gallivanting around the country when you have a legally-mandated 5pm curfew.
It is truly shocking that Terry Richardson is under investigation for raping a model he was photographing. Excuse me, I’m sorry, I made a typo in that introductory sentence, let me try it again. It is truly shocking that Terry Richardson is only now under investigation for raping a model he was photographing and that he hasn’t been in jail since 1993. But according to The Hollywood Reporter, that is indeed the situation.
You don’t even need to see Terry Richarson’s work, which usually features some half-naked celebrity clinging to him, to think he’s a rapist, you really only have to see his mustache. In light of the decades of rumors of Richardson sexually exploiting models, a raft of major publications blacklisted Richardson when it became clear that associating with him would be harmful for their brand, and not a second before. “Sure, we knew about this shit for twenty years, but now the Harvey Weinstein thing has made it a liability, so we’re taking a firm moral stance before it affects our bottom line. #feminism.”
Seriously, this guy’s nickname is “Uncle Terry,” and he’s clearly the bad touch kind of uncle. So what has Richardson done to attract police attention? Not much, just whipped his dick out, stuck it in a model’s mouth and came on her tits. Presidents hire this guy to take pictures of them. And not just Trump.
The investigation into Richardson apparently stems from an interview former model Caron Bernstein gave to the New York Daily News last month.
He took some photos, positioned her in a chair, took more photos, exposed his penis and forced himself into her mouth, she recalled.
“It was like literally being shot with a stun gun. My brain just went on pause,” Bernstein, 47, said. “I wasn’t doing anything. I wasn’t performing as a model.”
She asked if she could at least powder herself, but Richardson objected and began snapping with a simple point-and-shoot camera, she said.
As soon as others in the room exited to an outside deck, Richardson moved in close for the alleged assault, ejaculated on her chest and continued to take more photos, she said.
That’s another thing about Richardson. He tends to take photos with those disposable Kodak cameras they leave on the tables at weddings, not professional photographic equipment. Of women sucking his cock. For some reason these photos get published in GQ and held up as high art instead of being relegated to PornHub and the Penthouse forum like literally every other photo of a blowjob ever taken with a disposable camera.
There’s a theory that all of reality as we know it is a computer simulation, and we’re basically just ones and zeroes on some sort of incomprehensibly advanced alien computer. Neil deGrasse Tyson, the director of the Hayden Planetarium and host of Star Talk, says that the odds of this theory being true are about 50-50. The existence of Terry Richardson, some scuzzball with a disposable camera who spent two decades as one of the most sought-after fashion photographers in the world, says to me that we probably aren’t in a computer simulation, because no one would program something so ridiculous into the matrix. Or, if we are the invention of some alien computer nerd, that dude is seriously messing with us.
What would you say if you found out that a movie producer had tried to destroy your daughter’s career because she wouldn’t sleep with him? If you’re Paul Sorvino, and TMZ asks you what you’d do, the answer is “I’ll kill the motherfucker”. Which is pretty much exactly what you’d expect Paul Sorvino to say.
In case you missed it, Peter Jackson admitted a few weeks ago that he wanted to cast Mira Sorvino and Ashley Judd in Lord of the Rings, but was told by Miramax, Weinstein’s first production company which was involved in early production for Lord of the Rings, told Jackson that the actresses were “a nightmare” to work with and he should cast someone else, which Jackson eventually did. Apparently Harvey Weinstein’s definition of a nightmare is when an actress doesn’t blow you.
Jackson’s assertion that Mira Sorvino was blacklisted by Harvey Weinstein was backed up by Terry Zwigoff, who tweeted that he wanted to cast her in Bad Santa but the Weinsteins just hung up the phone every time he mentioned her name.
I was interested in casting Mira Sorvino in BAD SANTA, but every time I mentioned her over the phone to the Weinsteins, I'd hear a CLICK. What type of person just hangs up on you like that?! I guess we all know what type of person now. I'm really sorry Mira. https://t.co/9U0PsL2yS5
— Terry Zwigoff (@realzwigoff) December 16, 2017
Paul Sorvino is not pleased with this. When asked for his feelings on this turn of events, he told a TMZ, while putting his groceries in his car, that “If I would answer you, I might put everybody in jeopardy. But if I meet him in the street… he ought to hope he goes to jail, because if he comes across (me), I think he’ll be lying on the floor. Somehow. Magically.”
Sorvino went on to add “this pig will get his comeuppance. The law will get him, he’s gonna go to jail and die in jail. But if doesn’t… Harvey, come here. I have some news for you. I’ll just slap him around, I won’t do anything terrible.”
If you’ve seen Goodfellas, you know Paul Sorvino can handle a stint in the joint. He’d just pass the time by slicing garlic with a razor blade for prison sauce. So he’s got nothing to lose if he does cross paths with Weinstein.
Ellen Page didn't just flip the calendar to 2018 this week.
She flipped her marital status from single to...
The actress took social media followers and fans around the globe by extreme shock on Wednesday night when she confirmed that she recently exchanged vows with girlfriend Emma Portner.
“Can’t believe I get to call this extraordinary woman my wife,” the former Juno star wrote on Wednesday, tagging Portner in a post that included one very special photo.
The photo featured Page and Portner's hands, fingers barely touching, wedding rings on full display for all to see.
Portner also announced the surprise marriage on her Instagram page, using the same sweet snapshot and writing as a caption:
“@ellenpage I LOVE YOU.”
The actress first started sharing photos with Portner on social media over the summer.
A teacher at the Broadway Dance Center, the new Mrs. Ellen Page originally hails from Ottawa, Ontario, according to her biography on the dance school’s website.
Page and Portner have a number of interpretive dance videos online together, while the newlyweds have also occasionally sang cover songs as a duo.
Before romancing Portner, the Oscar nominee went steady with Samantha Thomas from September 2015 to early 2017.
In 2014, Page came out as gay at a Human Rights Campaign event in an inspiring speech that earned her a standing ovation at the time.
"I'm here today because I am gay," Page told the crowd, adding:
"And because maybe I can make a difference. To help others have an easier and more hopeful time. Regardless, for me, I feel a personal obligation and a social responsibility."
She concluded as follows:
"You have ideas planted in your head, thoughts you never had before, that tell you how you have to act, how you have to dress and who you have to be.
"I have been trying to push back, to be authentic, to follow my heart, but it can be hard."
Shortly after making this announcement, Page appeared opposite Ellen DeGeneres on the latter's talk show and said:
"I knew I would be a happier person. I knew that I was gonna feel better and I did not anticipate just how happy I would feel in just every aspect of my life.
"Just an ease and a comfort and it's really been quite extraordinary to feel just the shift. It was pretty much overnight."
That's so wonderful to hear.
And so is this news about her marriage.
Congrats to Ellen Page and Emma Portner!
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Well, a new year is upon us, which means new goals, new opportunities and–if you're a member of the Duggar family–lots of new marriages and babies.
Yes, not a year goes by that the Counting On clan doesn't get a little larger, and this year, they're off to a hell of a start.
Just today we learned that Jinger Duggar is pregnant with her first child, and she won't be the only member of the extended Duggar fam to bring a little one into the world in 2018.
Jump in for a full rundown of what you can expect in the months to come from reality TV's most controversial family:
1. A Baby For Jinger!
2. A Bundle of Joy For Joy
3. Kendra and Joe’s Become Mom and Dad
4. A Third Baby For Jill?
5. A Courtship For Jana?
6. And What About John David?
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Meryl Streep continues to speak out against sexual abuse.
As you may recall, many people looked to the iconic actress for a response after allegations came out against Harvey Weinstein, who she worked with on several projects in the past. Four days after the bombshell New York Times piece, the 68-year-old released a statement calling the accusations against him "inexcusable."
In a new interview with The Times released on Wednesday, The Post star recalled how she "really had to think" before responding to the news.
"I found out about this on a Friday and went home deep into my own life. And then somebody told me that on 'Morning Joe' they were screaming that I haven't responded yet. I don't have a Twitter thing or – handle, whatever. And I don't have Facebook. I really had to think. Because it really underlined my own sense of cluelessness, and also how evil, deeply evil, and duplicitous, a person he was, yet such a champion of really great work."
Streep went on:
"You make movies. You think you know everything about everybody. So much gossip. You don't know anything. People are so inscrutable on a certain level. And it's a shock. Some of my favorite people have been brought down by this, and he's not one of them."
When asked about what she thought about everyone waiting for her to speak, Meryl brought up a great point... what about the silence of Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump? Why aren't we asking more of them?
The Devil Wears Prada actress explained:
"I don't want to hear about the silence of me. I want to hear about the silence of Melania Trump. I want to hear from her. She has so much that's valuable to say. And so does Ivanka. I want her to speak now."
And regarding Harvey's behavior, she said:
"In terms of Harvey, I really didn't know. I did think he was having girlfriends. But when I heard rumors about actresses, I thought that that was a way of denigrating the actress and her ability to get the job. That really raised my hackles. I didn't know that he was in any way abusing people. He never asked me to a hotel room. I don't know how his life was conducted without people intimately knowing about it."
Your move, Ivanks and Melania.
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
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The Duggar family's New Year's post has fans and followers up in arms.
It's not the inclusion of Anna Duggar or her new baby, Mason, that has fans talking -- well, arguing -- in the comments.
The controversy lies at the feet of Josh Duggar, who's featured in their 2017 collage as if he were a normal guy and not, you know, a disgraced pervert.
The New Year might not be astronomically significant. One could, in theory, pick any random day and decide that it's the "New Year." Various cultures and faiths have their own calendars with their own beginnings.
But there are still quite a few superstitions about the New Year. A lot of people set goals for themselves (it's as good a time as any, right?).
Ideally, you're supposed to not begin a new year by repeating your past mistakes.
Apparently, the Duggars didn't get the memo.
Because they rang in 2018 with this spread of photos. Notice who's featured pretty prominently?
The Duggars captioned the picture, celebrating family milestones:
"2017 - 3 new grandbabies, 2 beautiful weddings, 1 new son-in-law, 1 new daughter-in-law, birthdays, anniversaries, and a whole lot of love!"
They briefly celebrate their blessings through a religious lens, and express optimism for the future.
"The Lord has been good to us in 2017! We can’t wait to see what 2018 holds!!"
But, in case you missed it -- because they did not address it at all -- here's the photo from the lower right-hand corner of that collage:
Say what you will (seriously) about Josh Duggar, but ... at least you can see both of his hands in this photo.
So, Josh and poor Anna are showing off their kids, including the couple's fifth child, newborn Mason Garrett.
But displaying Josh so prominently was bound to be controversial. The guy's a cheater -- and that's the least of his wrongdoings. The guy molested his little sisters.
Though most fans are unwilling to "move past" a guy's history of sexually preying upon young girls, some fans like seeing Josh Duggar and say that they support him.
Some fans were delighted to see Josh brought out of hiding, even in photo form:
"Awww I miss Josh and Anna. God bless them. Happy New Year for the Duggar Family’s," one wrote.
Others, however, weren't so eager to pretend that Josh is just a "normal" member of the Duggar family.
"Josh belongs in prison, not on that couch, especially with children around," one commenter announced.
Even those who don't feel that Josh belongs in prison for offenses committed when he was a minor believe that he has issues that could only be resolved with actual, non-bogus therapy:
"He obviously has a sexual problem and acts out even as an adult."
The comments about Josh just keep coming.
"Josh was old enough to know better and he cheated on his pregnant wife and put her through hell."
That same fan continued: "It’s [Anna's] choice to stay with him [but] I worry about her and the kids for their safety and happiness."
A lot of people worry about Josh's children. A lot worry about all of the Duggar children, for a lot of reasons.
This 2017 collage comes on the heels of the Duggar Family putting Josh Duggar on display in their Christmas photo.
But they hid Joy-Anna's baby bump. In their world, a pregnancy that began before a wedding is apparently more shameful than a sexual predator.
The Duggars were blasted for that, too. Just as they were for including Josh at Thanksgiving. As one fan wrote at the time:
"Hope Josh kept his hands to himself at Thanksgiving and that no girls fell into a tryptophan nap. He loves those sleeping girls!"
It looks like the Duggars are doubling down on Josh in 2018. Just one of many terrible decisions that they've made.