Some products that are out there seem ridiculous and then when you try it, you can see the genius of it. But… Sadly, the ones you will find on this list probably don’t fall into the category at all. In fact, some of them border on terrifying, and they’re all downright ridiculous. If you’ve ever wanted to carry around a porta-potty, or you’ve ever looked at a baby with a stuffy nose and thought “Hey! I should put a straw in their nose and suck all of that out of there!” then maybe you’ll find what you’ve always been looking for on this list. Otherwise, read on and be horrified like the rest of us.
This is called Windi presumably because Fart Straw was taken. In as polite a way as possible, the way that you use this product is by rubbing your infant’s stomach down towards their hips a few times, and then you would do the same down their back towards their bottom, and then place them on their back and put their legs up by their head. Then, for whatever convoluted reason that the inventor of this product came up with, you insert one (adequately lubricated) end into the baby’s rectum and let the wind howl.
Gotta Go Poncho
A porta-potty in your pocket! If you have certain problems and you don’t want to give up the ghost and wear a diaper, or you’ll be out and about for a long day of errands with no bathroom in sight, you can slip one of these in your pocket. It comes with the poncho, pictured above, which was designed for maximum privacy. It also comes with a “Poop bag” and a “Pee bag” as well as some cleansing wipes. So, you can do your business in public without having to worry about anyone seeing you because you’re covered in a toilet tarp.
Ta Ta Towel
This is one of the few items on this list that seem practical because, for anyone who is a little too blessed in the chest, this is a Godsend. This towel is secured under the breasts and drapes over your neck comfortably to hold them up, so you don’t get sweat everywhere while you’re trying to get ready, but it is also great after a shower or swim because water likes to hang out under there when you don’t want it to. Supposedly, it is 100% secure. They come in a variety of sizes, patterns, and colors, and they are all reversible, so no one on Snapchat will know you wore the same one twice in a row.
We tried to come up with another clever moniker for this, but FridaBaby truly outdid themselves when they called it the SnotSucker. You put a little sponge in the straw that acts as an air filter, so you’re not inhaling any germs, but it is a sponge and snot tends to be a liquid so… watch out? You put the plastic end of this in a baby’s [...]
Mark Wahlberg is 46 but he’s walking around in a 35-year-old’s body. Is he just a genetic freak? Nah, he just has a good steroid dealer.
In an interview from prison, Richard Rodriguez, who’s being investigated by the DEA, named 3 celebs he was dealing to. Mark Wahlberg, Josh Duhamel and Roman Reigns of WWE. Reigns is facing charges for conspiracy to distribute anabolic steroids and money laundering.
Meanwhile, those 3 celebs are facing charges of looking absooolutely fabulous.
Alex Pall from the frat EDM duo the Chainsmokers was caught by his girlfriend of 4 years, Tori Woodward, of cheating on him. Which is only surprising in that it took her this long to find out he was banging chicks on the side.
OKAY SO I SAW SOMEONE PUT ON THEIR STORY ABOUT ALEX PALL (from the Chainsmokers) CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND AND I JUST CHECKED HER INSTAGRAM STORY AND IM SHOOK AND WOW pic.twitter.com/XLci92uRJZ
— Heather♡ (@pastelzedd) January 16, 2018
Woodward shared a grainy CCTV surveillance video on her Instagram story of Pall making out with a blonde that wasn’t her. That story was taken down but it was followed by another in which she wrote, “After hours of begging him for scraps of honesty I chipped away just enough to confirm that this is not the first time he’s remorselessly cheated on me. That ‘psycho bitch’ from Vegas, the ‘lame instagram model’ caught on video and countless others he looked me in the eyes and swore on his life he never touched. Consistent outright denial faded to him explaining that because all men do it its not that bad and, in different words, that because he’s famous now he has a different rule book for decency.”
She ended it with, “What’s perhaps the most amazing is that he hasn’t even apologized.”
I feel bad for Woodward but, I mean, is this surprising? The Chainsmokers were the It group of last year. He’s normally a 5 at best, but when he’s hopping around his decks pressing play, he’s, like, a 7! Of course that dude is going to be banging any groupie that shoves her culturally appropriated Pocahontas panties in his face. There’s no girl who wouldn’t bang him and instantly regret it the next day.
How great is it that it’s 2018 and Donald Trump is using his time in office to create a burn book of people who were mean to him. That’s a rhetorical question, of course.
On Wednesday, Trump released his “Fake News Awards”. The ones he promised to give out to all the people and organizations who were mean to him.
And the FAKE NEWS winners are…https://t.co/59G6x2f7fD
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 18, 2018
The results were posted on the GOP website which I’d say devalues it, but, common. The full list of winners include NYT’s Paul Krugman, ABC News’ Brian Ross, CNN, TIME, Washington Post and Newsweek.
The complaints were mostly about crowd sizes, bust removals, overfeeding Japanese fish and handshakes. Basically stupid shit that would get under no normal person’s nerves. But Trump isn’t your average person. His ego is bigger than his love for threesomes with porn stars.
Naturally, he ended the awards by writing, “THERE IS NO COLLUSION!” You can tell it’s true because it’s all in caps.
Well, now that collusion with Russia is proving to be a total hoax and the only collusion is with Hillary Clinton and the FBI/Russia, the Fake News Media (Mainstream) and this phony new book are hitting out at every new front imaginable. They should try winning an election. Sad!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 5, 2018
On one hand, this seems like an incredible waste of time from an active president. On the other hand, do you really want to see this guy try to understand policy and give valid opinions? The White House must be thrilled Trump spent so much time on this. This was probably the equivalent of giving a 2-year-old a coloring book and crayons to keep them busy while the adults talk.
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Mark Wahlberg, Josh Duhamel, & WWE Star Roman Reigns Are Alleged Clients Of Jailed Steroid Dealer — WATCH!
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According to the United States Attorney's Office, steroids dealer Richard Rodriguez was arrested after his Wellness Fitness Nutrition LLC was raided by the Drug Enforcement Agency in February 2017.
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Many Teen Mom OG fans are expressing concern on social media today in response to news that Catelynn Lowell will be checking back into rehab to seek further treatment for trauma and other emotional issues.
But perhaps they shouldn't be worried.
After all, Catelynn doesn't seem to be.
Don't get us wrong--we're sure she's sad to once again be parting ways with her daughter and husband for an extended period of time.
But she also appears to appreciate this development for what it is--a chance to find a treatment plan that will work for her long-term, and allow her to be the best wife, mother, and entrepreneur she can be.
“Well they say third time’s a charm,” Lowell tweeted.
“I’m going back to treatment people for 6 weeks to work on my trauma and getting on different meds.”
Addressing her husband, Tyler Baltierra, Catelynn added:
"THANK YOU @TylerBaltierra I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!! You are my light!! And nova you are my sunshine #KeepTalkingMH."
The hashtag is part of a social media movement to encourage productive conversation about the challenges and stigmas surrounding mental illness.
Shortly after her message was posted, Catelynn re-tweeted her TMOG co-star Amber Portwood, who wrote:
"Sometimes it takes a strong man to pick up a broken woman."
Lowell checked into rehab back on November 17 after revealing to her Twitter followers that she had been struggling with suicidal thoughts.
“I’m taking the time I need right now to take good care of myself," she told Radar Online at the time.
"On November 17, I thought of every way possible to commit suicide, from wrapping a belt around my neck to just running my car into an electric pole.”
Catelynn left the facility on December 29 after six weeks of treatment.
She left rehab with an extensive plan to maintain her mental health, informing her social media followers that she had quit drinking and using drugs, and would be pursuing a proactive treatment program.
“She’s going to be doing their regular therapy, couple’s therapy and outpatient,” said a source close to Lowell.
Of course, as anyone who's ever struggled with mental health knows, recovery is rarely a straight path.
We wish Catelynn all the best and hope that she's able to find the help she needs.
Watch Teen Mom OG online for more on Catelynn's courageous struggle.
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We guess that Nick Viall won't be giving Corinne Olympios that second chance after all.
As bizarre of a match as this is, Nick Viall is dating ... January Jones. It's Bachelor villain meets X-Men villain.
And it looks like things got started not too long after Nick and Vanessa Grimaldi parted ways. Whoops.
Getting a date with your celebrity crush isn't easy. Usually, anyway.
It helps if you're also a celebrity. Specifically, if you're a famously gorgeous celebrity actress who happens to gush about her own celeb crush while on television.
Speaking to James Corden, January Jones revealed that she is a Bachelor superfan, saying:
"You don’t know if you like him or if he’s a scumbag, but that’s why I’m attracted to him, maybe"
Most people might not be turned on by being called a scumbag, even if they're called attractive in the same breath.
Nick Viall is clearly not most people.
(It probably doesn't hurt that January Jones is almost absurdly gorgeous on top of being a talented actress with roles on Mad Men and in X-Men First Class)
According to Page Six, that's how Nick Viall and January Jones met. Well, it's how they ended up going out for drinks.
Their source claims:
"They’ve been dating for about two months."
And it started with her confession to James Corden.
"She went on ‘The Late Show’ in mid-November and said Nick had reached out to her and tried to get her to lip-sync battle with him."
That would have been interesting to see. Emphasis on would have.
"She declined, but then he asked her out to a drink and she accepted. They’ve been seeing each other since."
Of course, if Nick Viall was already trying to do a lipsync battle with her, perhaps there was already some mutual attraction.
But let's take a look at this timeline.
Back in August, Nick Viall and Vanessa Grimaldi broke up.
If you're still shocked when Bachelor couples break up ... we don't know what to tell you. Most of them do.
It's almost like reality television's cameras don't prompt people to be their most authentic, honest selves! (Who knew?!)
Also, their split after 5 months was, by our count, Nick Viall's fourth failure to find love through the Bachelor franchise. Yikes.
We can, at least, guess with reasonable confidence that pining after January Jones isn't what ended things for Nick and Vanessa Grimaldi. It sounds like this new relationship started a couple of months later.
Maybe this romance with January Jones is exactly what he needs to actually have a successful romance?
Or maybe the Bachelor cameras weren't the only problem, and Nick Viall was the common factor that ended things again and again.
We hope not.
Not for the notorious Bachelor villain's sake, but for the sake of January Jones.
She maybe wasn't my first choice to play Emma Frost, but she's great and she doesn't deserve heartbreak.
And let's not forget that January Jones has a young son, folks. Dating gets more complicated when someone involved has kids.
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