Are YOU ready for this jelly??
Fast forward to Friday, there are reports that Queen Bey is going to reunite with her former girl group Destiny's Child!
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- Brad Pitt likes women who challenge him [Dlisted]
- Kristen Stewart in tiny shorts [GCeleb]
- For the ladies: a shirtless Orlando Bloom with his dog [Celebitchy]
- Meghan Markle one step closer to leaving the US [Celebitchy]
- Britney Spears is very tan [IDLYITW]
- Demi Lovato says she’s not off the wagon [Linkiest]
- Lily Rose-Depp isn’t your average celeb offspring [MoeJackson]
- Claudia Romani‘s nipple slips out (Site NSFW) [TDM]
- For Bella Thorne, this is actually a lot of clothes (Site NSFW) [DrunkenStepfather]
- Alessandra Ambrosio warms up for Coachella [GoFugYourself]
- Sara Sampaio shirt nipples (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip]
- Time to feel good, see some service dogs at Disneyland [CavemanCircus]
- Cops claim mice ate half a ton of weed [Newser]
- Deets on Tristan Thompson‘s side chick [Starcasm]
- Remember the name, Monica Alvarez (Site NSFW) [YesBitch!]
- Meet Ida from Arizona [BustedCoverage]
- Orlando Brown was arrested in his underwear [TheBlemish]
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I don’t know who decided that maudlin, stripped-down covers of up-tempo classic songs were a good idea, but I hope he goes deaf and loses the ability to play a musical instument.
Oh, too soon? You know he wrote that song about his best friend’s wife, right? Next time just lock the window and spare us 20 years of Phil Collins bullshit.
The latest person do one of these depressing covers of a great song is Taylor Swift, who decided that what Earth, Wind & Fire’s classic “September” needed was banjos. Seriously.
Jesus Christ, why don’t you just dig up Maurice White and punch him in the dick while you’re at it? I made it through about 30 seconds of that and I had start playing the original just to avoid stabbing myself in the ears.
Yeah, that’s the stuff. See how that’s fun to listen to listen to and makes you smile instead of being a chore? That’s what makes that song good, Taylor. Just break up with Joe Alwyn and write some new original songs to save us from accidentally playing this on a jukebox after a few beers in five years.
I’m not the only person who hates this song, though.
Y'all have to stop saying Taylor Swift "covered" anything. She did bad karaoke. Let's move on.
— Mikki Kendall (@Karnythia) April 13, 2018
That Taylor Swift cover of "September" sounds like housing discrimination
— Zito (@_Zeets) April 13, 2018
Taylor Swift: Hey guys listen to me cover an Earth Wind & Fire song!
Black twitter: pic.twitter.com/ZUEelzsmtw
— HAVE (@HaveDigital) April 13, 2018
Me when I heard that Taylor Swift covered Earth Wind and Fire. pic.twitter.com/9LgUQupZcZ
— Black Aziz aNANsi (@Freeyourmindkid) April 13, 2018
Some people didn’t listen to Swift’s cover at all. Here at The Blemish, we call those people “the lucky ones”.
i won't be listening to whatever blasphemy taylor swift put out this morning.
— king crissle (@crissles) April 13, 2018
Taylor Swift really had no business covering Earth, Wind & Fire’s “September.” I didn’t listen and I won’t. Just know that she had no business.
— ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ (@callmedollar) April 13, 2018
Of course, Taylor Swift has her defenders, too.
Funny how everyone is against bullying until it comes to Taylor Swift and then it suddenly becomes okay
— Eve | 55 & 69 days (@tayspolaroids13) April 13, 2018
Come on, I said way meaner things about Eric Clapton in this article, and I actually like him. Hell, even Quincy Jones likes him.
Don’t talk bad about Taylor swift. It hurts my feelings more than if you were to hate on me, personally.
— Hannah (@hannnahkristine) April 13, 2018
Yes, my personal aesthetic is tying my self worth to defending millionaire celebrities who are getting dunked on Twitter, too.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??? PEOPLE ARE DYING OUT THERE LITERALLY AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS HOW TO HATE TAYLOR SWIFT ON A DAILY BASIS ABOUT ANYTHING SHE DOES….SHE BREATHES AND YOU ALL MAD….CHILL AND FUCK OFF
— M. (@EnchantedSwift7) April 13, 2018
You’ve given me a lot to think about, EnchantedSwift7. Like who EnchantedSwift1 through 6 are and what they’re doing with their lives.
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Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
But cheaters do make good celebrity gossip fodder, which is the reason we've covered so many of them in depth on our website.
Below, we rundown a number of known bad boyfriends and husbands (from golfers to Presidents; actors to reporters) and we send one simple message to them all, courtesy of their significant others:
1. Tristan Thompson
2. Donald Trump
3. Josh Duggar
4. Tiger Woods
5. Scott Disick
6. Jesse James
This is not the plot of his latest movie. Will Ferrell was involved in a major car accident on Thursday night. A Toyota sideswiped Ferrell’s SUV, causing it to spin and flip over. Ferrell was one of three passengers in the car.
He was taken to a local hospital and released early Friday morning. Fortunately, Ferrell did not suffer any significant injuries.
According to TMZ, a woman in Ferrell’s vehicle was reportedly “bleeding profusely.”
The accident occurred in Orange County on the I-5 freeway. Ferrell was leaving a “Funny or Die” event where he appeared as Ron Burgundy. Empty alcohol bottles were found at the scene, but police say neither alcohol or drugs played a role in the accident. No arrests have been made and police are still investigating the incident.
If they wanted a refund for Daddy’s Home 2, I’m sure Ferrell would have obliged.
Ferrell currently have two films in post-production. Zeroville is scheduled to release later this year. Ferrell co-stars alongside Seth Rogen, James Franco, Megan Fox and Danny McBride in the comedy. He’ll re-unite with John C. Reilly in the upcoming film Holmes & Watson . He’ll play Holmes while Reilly takes the role of Watson.
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Tristan Thompson is about to play meaningful minutes for a Cleveland Cavaliers team with championship aspirations. But no one cares because he cheated on a pregnant Khloe Kardashian.
Most are against Thompson. After all, what kind of man cheats on a pregnant woman? But there are some out there who want to be edgy, so they’ve decided to defend Thompson. It’s the first time anyone bothered to play defense on Thompson.
Just look at these guys.
— j hall (@JaasonHaall) April 11, 2018
Tristan was grooped against his will, sexually assaulted and exposed/ exploited with confidential videos. #JusticeForTristan
— Izzy Marley (@10kJoshy) April 11, 2018
— FernDawg (@FernDawg91) April 11, 2018
— kee (@dopekee_) April 12, 2018
He was telling her a secret, you know how loud it be at a party and other girl took advantage of him. Look at his face. #JusticeForTristan
— Dingstah. (@Dingstah) April 11, 2018
Look, I know Thompson isn’t used to handling double teams, he’s been around LeBron James enough to know what to do. When the double team comes, you pass. You don’t try to shoot over the two defenders. And if a third defender comes, you call a timeout to get a rest. This is basketball 101.
I have to imagine that some of these tweets are jokes. There’s a no way a rational human can watch the video and conclude, “This dude was held captive.”
Khloe has already admitted she’s not into pregnancy sex. After spending all day getting yelled at by LeBron for sucking at basketball, he needs to relieve some stress. He knew what he was doing and why he was doing it.
Furthermore, he knows that Khloe is a curse. If the Cavaliers want to win a title this year, he had to end things.
I’m not defending the man, I’m just offering his logic.
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I like to support the home team in sports. When I’m not cheering for the local team (go Pens!) I generally like to support the underdog, like really getting behind Kazakhstan in Olympic hockey. Unfortunately, sometimes the home team and the underdog are both douchebags, like if you lived in Boston in 2001. This happened in junior lightweight boxing last night when American underdog “Lightning” Rod Salka stepped into the ring wearing trunks with a red, white and blue wall reading “America First” to duke it out with former WBC champion Francisco “El Bandito” Vargas, who is from Mexico City, Mexico.
It was a bad night for racists when their great white hope got absolutely curb stomped before Vargas took him down in the sixth round, and he never made it back into the ring for the seventh.
Look at that. I haven’t seen a beating like that since Jay Z got into that elevator with Beyonce’s mom. There’s just something deeply satisfying about watching a racist piece of crap get plastered like that.
I don’t even like Phil Collins and that brings a smile to my face.
Salka getting beaten like an NFL player’s wife is going to end up in a K-tel compilation of the 25 best Nazi punches one day.
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Hey, remember Orlando Brown? Yeah, me neither, but he was apparently Raven’s guy friend in That’s So Raven, and he released an ironically-titled rap single called “Fuck My Fame” last year. Well, now his name is actually in the news again, because he got dragged out of his neighbor’s house in his boxers and handcuffs after he failed to appear at a court hearing last month.
TMZ obtained the footage of the raid from Lucky the Bounty Hunter and added that the owner of the home wasn’t very happy about the bounty hunter breaking into his home without permission.
The owner of the Vegas home tells us he was letting Brown stay there as a favor for a music producer neighbor, but he got concerned about harboring Brown when his fiancee showed up Thursday night … saying he was a fugitive.
The homeowner’s pissed too … he believes his home was entered unlawfully and claims his door was damaged and his shoulder was injured. He plans on contacting authorities soon about the raid to see if his rights were violated.
I don’t know the specifics of Nevada’s laws, but in most states bounty hunters can’t enter someone else’s property looking for a bail jumper, only the property of the fugitive.
It’s too bad Filmore here didn’t have a friend to look into the future and tell him to put some damn pants on when he’s hiding in his neighbor’s closet. Orlando, if you’d have just kept your nose clean you could be on Raven’s Home now, with Raven and that hot redhead whatshername. Now you’re just in the “running down the street yelling ‘I am a Jedi!'” phase of your career.
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The Bachelor ended with Becca Kufrin's heartbreak after the audience watched her brutal breakup just weeks after her proposal.
But now, she's starring on The Bachelorette.
And, if you don't mind learning a few The Bachelorette Spoilers, you can see a list of every single man identified who is set to appear on this upcoming season.
Will Becca be drawn to their winning personalities? Their handsome faces? Their impressive bodies? Their careers?
The Bachelor Nation is clearly rooting for her to find the happiness that she so richly deserves.
But there's no doubt that everyone's going to have an opinion on which suitor she should select.
Take a look and decide which man you think is the key to her happily ever after.
1. Lincoln Adim
2. Chase Vergason
3. Ryan Peterson
4. Darius Feaster
5. Blake Horstmann
6. Clay Harbor
I love a great party. I often search for them in my spare time. I look long and hard for fun functions like a truffle pig. But I often come up empty handed. Most people don’t understand that just because you have loud music doesn’t automatically make it a party. Loud music is only half of the battle. Beautiful women being in attendance is the other half that’s required before you can call any event a true celebration. Because they’re the backbone of it all when it comes to winding down and having a great time. Playboy TV is one entity that knows how to party. They brought out an abundance of attractive women with no shortage in sight.
I feel like I actually may fair well at a European affair. The parties I went to growing up were pretty close to being full on raves in the woods. It’s not my preferred choice of music but I can bust a move and never miss a beat. Especially if it means the opportunity to gyrate with women dressed as rabbits. That sounds like it works on paper and in practice. If an invitation does happen to float my way I will be RSVP’ing very early.
Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA
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Let us be clear:
We feel very sorry for Khloe Kardashian.
How can we not, right?
The reality star has seen her entire world shattered, having discovered just one day before giving birth that Tristan Thompson slept with numerous other women while she was pregnant.
Things cannot be easy for Khloe right now.
But here's the thing.
And this is always the thing when it comes to the Kardashian:
It's hard to know when real emotions end and scripted emotions begin.
We make this statement because we just learned that E! cameras were on hand when Khloe gave birth early on the morning of April 12.
A Keeping Up with the Kardashians insider has confirmed as much to People Magazine, telling the publication:
"He has practice today, but will spend as much time at the hospital as possible.”
It's not news that Thompson was in the room when Khloe gave birth.
Nor is it news that Kim was on hand and, according to her own Twitter account, held Khloe's legs open for the blessed event.
But it is definitely news that footage of Khloe's birth will air at some point on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 15.
Odds are strong that Khloe had agreed to this in a contract a long time ago.
It's safe to assume she had no idea the awful personal twist that would occur the same week she welcomed her first kid into the world.
A development such as this causes us to wonder just how much of what we're reading is legitimate and how much is fake.
(For the record, Entertainment Tonight writes that no actual cameramen were in the delivery room; two small cameras were simply installed inside of it.)
Prior to Khloe officially becoming a mother, multiple production sources told ET that E! producers were trying to decide how Thompson's cheating scandal would play out on television.
They were wondering whether it would become a storyline on future episodes of the show.
Come on, though.
Is there any doubt this will be a major arc whenever the long-running reality show returns?
Months from now, E! commercials will tease the birth and the drama surrounding it as if the whole thing was conjured up by a team of writers.
Which we're not saying is the case.
We don't doubt that Thompson really has been cheating on Kardashian and that she is very broken up about it.
But can you blame us for looking at the scandal differently when we know that Khloe and her loved ones will eventually profit from the multiple affairs?
While we ponder this question, we wait for many others to be answered:
What will Khloe name her daughter?
Will she raise the child in Cleveland or Los Angeles?
Will the Cavaliers make it back to the NBA Finals?
Will Lamar Odom make a play for his ex-wife?
Darn it. Now we sound like TV producers previewing what's to come, don't we?
There needs to be an air conditioner on at all times set at maximum cool whenever Lauren Pope, Talia Storm, and Olivia Buckland walk into the same room. I’m sweating from just thinking about it. I’m a firm believer in miracles but I had no idea that one would be performed when the movie Rampage was being released. The stars aligned and made my ultimate dream come true. Because normally I’d have to be sound asleep before three of the hottest women walking on everything but water all showed up to the same place. I came up with scheme after scheme in my dream to have my triple threat desire manifest itself. Today must be my lucky day.
Now that I know wishing works I have a few other scenarios I would like to see happen that involve these women. The list is actually so long I’m having trouble prioritizing what’s most important. At the moment it’s a tie between a two versus two pillow fight, or a potato sack race. It’ll be hard picking only one to be on my team. I hope the girls are into having some well deserved playtime, because movie premieres can be stressful.
Photo Credit: Splash News
Olivia Munn is spoken for!
A source confirms that the actress has been dating Spanish actor Álex González after the two were photographed running errands together a few weeks ago in El Lay.
Now, don't go thinking this is a casual rebound after the X-Men: Apocalypse star's breakup with Aaron Rodgers -- the insider dished to Us Weekly that Munn and González, both 37, have been seeing each other for about three months.
González is best known for playing Riptide in 2011's X-Men: First Class, so we're sure the two mutants have a lot to bond over.
[Image via Oscar Gonzalez/Dave Bedrosian/Future Image/WENN.]
Seeing the word tran being used in the same breath as the name of a woman makes me immediately put my guard up. My reading comprehension is not good enough for me to trust what I think it says. There is too much at stake. Playing a traditional game of Russian roulette gives you pretty good chances of not blowing your brains out, but most people retain enough skepticism to not partake under any circumstances.
Now, in regards to Tran, I do not know if that refers to her last name or to her being a transformer. And if there is even the smallest possibility of her being a robot then it is too much for me to risk, because half of those robots were Decepticons, and I don’t fuck with Decepticons. I don’t care how cool their logo is, after what they did to my man Optimus they will forever be my enemy.
I will concede that I am not the foremost expert in robotic technology, so I cannot say for certain that Karrueche is one or not. But what I can say is that any woman who willingly carries her flip flops while walking barefoot across hot sand is a person that cannot be trusted.
Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA
Well, will you look at what the waves washed in. Ellen Alexander is the embodiment of sophisticated seduction standing on two of the finest legs a woman could ever wish to own. Her one piece turtle neck bathing suit suggests that Ellen has probably never slurped anytime that she has sipped tea in the presence of company. A very classy woman. Ellen is clearly a lucky lady good enough to meet the only other special woman in your life, your mother. I know my mother would approve of this special lady.
I’m fantasizing about how good Ellen would look in the passenger seat of my vehicle. We could forge a better bond than Bonnie and Clyde. And instead of robberies and running amok all over the county, we could travel and she can steal all of my affection at every beach we stop at to take a break from driving. It would just be her and I against the world. We would find solace at every shore and I would never forget to tell her how good she looks splashing around in her outfit. I’d write our names so large in the sand with a heart in-between them so that even someone watching from a satellite or Cessna plane could see just how deep my feelings are for her.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA
I think the Marvel universe may be missing a member of the X-Men. Samantha Knezel is abnormally beautiful and I would swear on the holy bible that she has superpowers. At the very least she has some kind of mind control going on because I can’t stop thinking about her every time I try. But I don’t mind being under her spell. Seeing her silhouette when I close my eyes is never an inconvenience and always a blessing.
Sometimes I wish the women in my life held me as affectionate as Samantha holds that bottle of water in her hand. It’s easy to see that she really cares. I would take just as much care of her in return. We would have beach dates almost every weekend. I’d set up a table and some candles and we can enjoy a meal on the sand while we watch the sun go down. Women love a romantic and I’m about as romantic as they come. She’ll be so impressed with me that she’ll have no choice but to wrap her arms around me for a warm embrace every time. And there’s nothing better than a warm hug paired with a cool breeze at the beach. My life would be complete.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA / Splash News
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The Grey Sloan Memorial team will stop at nothing to look after one of their own.
On Grey’s Anatomy Season 14 Episode 19, an ICE agent showed up at the hospital, intent on finding one of the interns.
With much suspense, we learned Sam was the person the agent was looking for and Bailey and Meredith kicked off an elaborate ruse to stall the operation.
It turned out, Sam went through a red light, and apparently, that was grounds for having a meeting and the potential of deportation was high.
While Meredith tried to find a way to save Sam, Miranda realized the agent had an irregular heartbeat and set out to find out what was wrong.
Maggie stepped in to help the man out, but it turned out he needed immediate surgery to unclog his arteries.
This allowed Meredith to get Sam an internship with Cristina Yang in Zurich. Yes, Grey’s Anatomy is all about honoring the past, but it does so with great subtlety.
In any case, Sam is gone, and that means DeLuca is single. FYI: Jeanine Mason has booked the lead role on The CW’s Roswell reboot, so her involvement in future seasons will be contingent on that show going to series or not.
Meanwhile, Matthew returned to the hospital with baby Ruby and Arizona struggled to come to a conclusion about which heart defects the kid had.
Enter April, who urged Owen to take a look at some other things because ruling the heart as the cause of all the kid’s medical woes is too easy.
As expected, there was a stomach condition at play, and Matthew seemed a little too happy to be sitting with April in the church in the episode’s closing scenes.
Could April and Matthew become a thing and leave Seattle behind? That’s a possibility.
While Arizona continued to worry about the mothers who died post-birth, she decided that having a crash cart on all floors would allow the doctor on duty to have access to everything needed to save the mothers.
She tried it out on a patient who reacted well to it, but was that a win for her?
The big twist, however, involved Jackson turning to his mother about a deal made with his grandfather and a doctor of another hospital.
Amelia needed to get the doctor on board to help out with Kimmie, but one thing led to another and Jackson tried to find out why the woman signed an NDA with the hospital.
Jackson’s mother revealed at the close of the episode to Richard that they were all in trouble and should watch out.
This happened right after Richard’s sponsor died. Is the show seriously trying to send him back to the alcohol?
It sure seems like it!
What did you think of the episode?
Sound off below.
Grey’s Anatomy continues Thursdays on ABC.
- Shanina Shaik denim cameltoe (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip]
- January Jones is braless (Site NSFW) [TDM]
- Meet sexy Aussie model Liv Pollock [GCeleb]
- Angelic butts of earthly humans [Linkiest]
- Brad Pitt is happier now [Celebitchy]
- Rae Rodriguez is your girl of the day [CavemanCircus]
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