This is so cute!!!
Prince Louis is fitting right in at home with his royal parents and adorable siblings -- and in new pictures of the newborn baby boy released on Saturday, we get to see him in all his glory alongside big sis Princess Charlotte!!
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to share two photographs of Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis, taken by The Duchess at Kensington Palace.
And the occasion, as you can tell, is that Princes Charlotte is now three years old -- and supremely adorable in her own right!
Love seeing this cute pair together!
Here's more (below):
This image of Prince Louis was taken by The Duchess of Cambridge at Kensington Palace on 26th April.
The Duke and Duchess would like to thank members of the public for their kind messages following the birth of Prince Louis, and for Princess Charlotte’s third birthday. pic.twitter.com/bjxhZhvbXN
— Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) May 5, 2018
Be still, our beating hearts!!!
What do y'all think, Perezcious readers?!
Adorable, or what???
[Image via WENN.]
Khloe Terea deserves to be taken seriously because she means business in her red bikini. Any man within a few feet of her would be required to wear sunglasses. Because if there are two things in this world you don’t directly stare at it would be the sun and Khloe. Both are too bright, hot, and powerful. Sometimes I forget to follow my own advice and I may end up staring at Khloe for too long. But if Terea is the last image I see right before I lost my eyesight I would not be upset. Having that beauty burned into your mind before going blind is a blessing.
It may be time for me to get a new vehicle if she’s really into Jeeps. I want nothing more in this world than for her to smother me with the same amount of affection that she smothers that Rubicon in. I’m just as reliable and can handle any situation in all terrains like an off road ready Jeep. I’m very rugged and well adapted if that’s what she’s looking for. This may the first time in my life I’ve ever been envious of a inanimate object. The owner of it is very lucky to have a lady like Khloe give it so much attention.
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If the headline above does not perfectly sum up the world in which we live at the moment, we don't know what else would.
2018, huh, people?
Earlier this week, adult film actress and former Donald Trump sex partner Stormy Daniels got into a heated Twitter debate with revived sitcom star Roseanne Barr.
The topic at hand was the act of anal intercourse.
The nauseating back-and-forth started when Daniels Tweeted the following:
Have you seen my tits? (Of course, you have) I don't jog anywhere. So I'll just sit here, sipping my coffee and talking shit. Xoxo.
Aside from detailing her affair with President Trump, Daniels has become known for this sort of forthright talk on social media.
She certainly isn't ashamed of her profession.
From here, am Internet user named Sassy Southern Diva (who has since deleted her tweet) replied as follows:
“You’re disgusting and do not represent classy women AT ALL. Your fifteen minutes of fame will be up soon and we will all be thrilled when that day comes!”
Sassy Southern Diva also tagged in Roseanne Barr in this message, because... why not, we guess?
For whatever reason, actress Patricia Arquette then got involved, chiming in with this reply:
Following this logic -If she doesn’t represent “classy women” I guess that means the President represents classless men? Hmm. Interesting. ..
This is where Barr leaped into the very random fray, Tweeting as only she can:
she's known for anal porn scenes.
But this is incorrect.
Farrah Abraham is known for anal sex scenes.
Daniels is just known for having vaginal sex, a point she made in response to Roseanne.
I don't even do anal movies, you ignorant twat," shot back Stormy. That's like saying you are known for your beautiful rendition of The Star Spangled Banner.
This, of course, is a reference to Roseanne's infamously disrespectful national anthem prior to a San Diego Padres game in 1990.
The comedian grabbed her crotch and spat on the field and was booed at the time by those in attendance.
See for yourself:
Fast forward 25 years and Roseanne is a passionate Donald Trump supporter while Daniels was a one-time semi-passionate Donald Trump mistress.
And now these two are feuding.
Over anal sex accusations.
Like we said above: 2018, huh?!?
Jenelle Evans ... well, she's going through kind of a hard time right now.
It's bad. It's real bad.
Whatever's going on with her, it's been going on for a very long time, and honestly, it's hard to say if it's something new or just her general shortcomings.
We do know that when she gave birth to her daughter Ensley in January of 2017, the baby had marijuana in her system, meaning that Jenelle had smoked while pregnant.
We also know that the drug test resulted in a investigation from child protective services.
They visited the Eason home multiple times, but the case was ultimately closed, reportedly because Jenelle was able to get a medical marijuana card in California.
That doesn't make sense at all -- she lives in North Carolina, and that state doesn't recognize medical cards -- but that's apparently what happened.
Either way, the case was closed, but more issues popped up with Nathan Griffith's mother, Doris, tried to get emergency custody of Kaiser.
In court documents, Doris claimed that Jenelle and David were abusing and neglecting Kaiser, and that the boy had even told her that David had punched him in the head.
She also said that Jenelle was fond of locking all the kids outside during the day, which isn't great in any case, but it's especially concerning since Doris then alleged that Jace had gotten lost in the woods for hours one day.
Oh, in between those two things, Jenelle also lost her big custody case with her mother Barbara over Jace -- Barb got permanent custody while Jenelle got some visitation.
Throughout all that, she began feuding with her fellow Teen Mom 2 cast members, more than usual, even.
Kailyn Lowry is pretty much her mortal enemy now, and so is Leah Messer. She's had issues with Chelsea Houska for a while.
The only cast member she's cool with is Briana DeJesus, probably because she's super messy, too.
What else ... David got fired from the show, and a lot of people think she should be fired, too, that seems important.
There's a whole lot going on, to say the least.
And then there's the issue of that terrifying road rage incident from last week.
In case you missed it, or in case you just needed to hear about how crazy the whole thing was one more time, Jenelle got so angry at another driver that she followed him back to his home and pulled a gun on him.
According to her 911 call, a man cut her off and made her hit the brakes so hard that Jace, who was in the front seat, almost got whiplash.
But according to the man and other witnesses, she was driving erratically, and when he passed her she flipped out and followed him back to his house to confront him.
She hit some vehicles on his property as well as a few mailboxes, then threatened him with a gun, all while Jace was in the front seat -- some reports claim she had another kid in the back.
So yeah, it's all terrible, right?
And because of all this, a new report states that Jenelle is refusing to show up for the filming of the Teen Mom 2 reunion special, which is scheduled to film in a few weeks.
An insider claims that "Jenelle has been saying that she doesn't want to go to the reunion because David isn't allowed to go."
"Jenelle doesn't want to go anywhere without David, and MTV isn't paying for him to come to the reunion."
That makes sense -- if they fired him, why would they pay for a plane ticket, a hotel, and whatever else MTV provides for the cast during filming?
The source adds that "David is trying to talk her out of going too, manipulating her and telling her that she should just skip it."
Another good reason she sees to skip it is because "Jenelle hates the other girls, except Briana, and she knows they're all just going to be sh-tty to her."
... Maybe because she was sh-tty to them first?
As for MTV's point of view, the source says that "Jenelle isn't getting any more special treatment. Her MTV contract says she needs to go to the reunion."
"Jenelle's outrageous demands all season have been ignored by MTV and they're expecting her to show up for the reunion."
The report points out that she's been on the verge of getting fired lately, what with the crazy gun incidents, so breaking her contract wouldn't be the smartest move right now.
So if she does refuse to go, could this finally be the end of her time on Teen Mom 2?!
Of all the times for a string to actually to its job, of course it would choose to do it when it is attached to the dress of Christiana Cinn.
I tell ya, I have bought brand new shoes and had the shoe lace break the first time I tried tying them tight. I have double knotted my shoelaces when I needed to ensure they would not come undone, only to have them come undone five minutes into walking. Because of this I sure as hell would not trust a shoelace to hold my pants together.
So clearly Christiana has not had the same misfortune with strings that I have since she is still willing to put her faith in them when it matters most.
I still think that if just a little more pressure had been applied to it then it would have split right up the side. All we needed was someone to slap her bag out of her hand so that she would have had to bend over for it. Would it have been a dick move? Of course. Would it have been worth the assault charge? Possibly. It all depends on the tensile strength of the string.
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Evan Ross Reveals He Thinks Ashlee Simpson Ross’ Old MTV Reality Show Is the “Sweetest Thing in the World”And the cutest couple award goes to... Ashlee Simpson Ross and Evan Ross are coming to E! with their new reality series Ashlee and Evan. While this will be their first on-camera show...
When it comes to his views on sex, DJ Khaled pretty much blows.
In an interview with The Breakfast Club radio show from 2014 that went viral on Friday, the musician made some controversial comments regarding how he views the roles of men and women between the sheets.
In a nutshell?
DJ Khaled is just gonna lie there while you do all the pleasuring, okay?
“A woman should praise the man - the king,” the 42-year-old music producer explained when asked why he doesn't believe in going down on his mate.
“If you holding it down for your woman, I feel like the woman should praise. And a man should praise the queen.
But you know, my way of praising is called, ha-ha, ‘How was dinner?’, ‘You like the house you living in? You like all them clothes you getting? I’m taking care of your family, I’m taking care of my family.'"
Khaled says his only job is to "work" and it's up to the woman in his life to perform a certain other type of job when he desires it.
(A blow job. We mean that Khaled still expects to receive blow jobs, despite his refusal to perform cunnilingous.)
He can't be serious, though, right?
He must head downtown on fiancee Nicole Tuck sometimes, right?
“Nahhh. Never!” he replied. “I don’t do that.”
So how does he react when a woman won't take his penis into her mouth?
HA, he shot back to this question.
“It’s different rules for men,” he said. “You gotta understand, we the king. There’s some things that y’all might not wanna do, but it got to get done. I just can’t do what you want me to do. I just can’t.”
First, let us say that we feel terrible for Tuck.
Second, let us turn it over to Twitter to see what users on this platform have to say.
Even bisexual actress Evan Rachel Wood chewed Khaled out, writing online:
"You’re seriously missing out man. Take it from someone who has pride and thoroughly enjoys pleasuring women. You should grow up."
There was also this perfect reaction from someone on the Internet:
Hmmph...interesting. Looks like he eats everything in sight.
Heck, even the band Smash Mouth had something to say in response to Khaled's antiquated notion of sexual relations:
"A King who doesn't is no King at all," reads the message on this band's Twitter account.
Harsh. But also appropriate and hilarious.
So, you tell us female readers:
Would you date a guy who refused to pleasure you and yet who demanded pleasure from you because he thought of himself as far more important in the grand scheme of life?