Things did not start off so great today. Mia refused to nap AND had an accident in her underwear!
We think she was WAY TOO EXCITED for her big fiesta!
However, the day ended up being great with an amazing sea-themed venue and even a visit by a real life mermaid!
Such fun memories were made!
Watch a recap HERE!
Queen Elizabeth II has officially consented to the royal wedding of her grandson Prince Harry to Meghan Markle, which is scheduled for May 19.
Buckingham Palace has…
Ana ana bobana, fe fi fo fanna, Ms. Montana’s body is absolutely bananas if I do say so myself. I’ve seen the impossible happen in my life but this here has me thinking I really am a monkey’s uncle. Ana Montana is more attractive than the promise of a lifetime supply of free gasoline to help get you wherever you have got to go. But I wouldn’t need any gasoline after seeing her because the only place I want to go after knowing a woman like her exists is straight to her heart. And for that a man doesn’t need gasoline or that fancy talking Google maps. I’d just need a little alone time with her to tell her how I feel.
Ana looks so good I’m sure it’s illegal in several states. She’s so hot she could cause a multiple car pile up on any interstate if a traveler saw her along side of the road. It would be impossible to fix your eyes on anything else after seeing a sight so beautiful. So not only is she hot, but she’s also dangerous. Like how every rose has thorns. Her friends are just as hot too. I wouldn’t mind owning a bouquet of all of them.
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Tim Chung would like to have a few words with the Internet.
Who, some of you may be wondering?
Tim Chung, the heretofore unknown bodyguard of Kylie Jenner who has become an Internet sensation of late for two reasons:
1. He's very attractive.
2. He may be the biological father of Kylie's daughter, Stormi Webster.
And, yes, we know what you're thinking:
Wait, isn't Tyga the biological father of Kylie's daughter, Stormi Webster?!?
LOL, just kidding. (Even though this was also a rumor that spread around the Internet shortly after Kylie gave birth to her first child.)
For whatever reason, folks simply refuse to accept that Travis Scott is the person who impregnated Jenner...
... despite the rapper's lengthy relationship with the star and despite photos of him at the hospital on the day Jenner became a mother.
They really think Tim Chung is the dad.
Is there any evidence behind this claim? Any rational reason to hold this belief?
Not really. Not at all, actually. But whatever, right?!? It's fun to consider!
Not if you're Tim Chung it isn't.
This chatter has grown so strong and so loud that Chung actually issued a statement on Instagram in response to the rumor.
And he confirmed it!!!
Just kidding again.
"I am a very private person and would normally never answer to gossip and stories that are so ridiculous that they are laughable,” he wrote online, adding of this wild speculation:
“Out of deep respect for Kylie, Travis, their daughter together and their families, I would like to set the record straight that my interactions with Kylie and her family have been limited in strictly a professional capacity only."
So he never got himself all up in there?
"There is no story here and I ask that the media no longer include me in any narrative that is incredibly disrespectful to their family," the bodyguard concluded.
Chung also said as a caption to the above screen capture that this will be his "first and last comment" on the topic.
Which we understand.
We can see how this has been an awkward situation for him to navigate, especially when his attention is supposed to simply be on keeping Kylie safe.
His defensive statement comes shortly after Instagram users flooded social media with side by side photos of Chung and Stormi to point out the resemblance they saw between employee and the three-month old.
During this same time period, Kylie and Scott made their red carpet debut as a couple, posing as follows at the 2018 MET Gala.
They don't look like two people overly concerned with this rumor, do they?
But it took on a (funny!) life of its own over the past week, forcing Chung to step up and address it at last.
Still, even if he didn't have sex with Kylie, it seems as if Chung could now have sex with, like, any single woman on the Internet.
One Twitter user recently looked at his photo and wrote:
“Whoooo is Kylie Jenner’s bodyguard AND WHY IS HE SO FINE.”
Another added: “Sorry I was late to work, I was busy reading about Kylie Jenners bodyguard on twitter."
So don't feel too bad for Tim Chung that he's been at the center of this ongoing storm.
Dude is gonna be just fine in the end.
Jackson Roloff has made it, folks.
The precious first-born son of Tori and Zach Roloff turned one year old on May 11, 2018.
The adorable reality star has come a very long way since entering the world, as often chronicled by his parents on Instagram.
In this special case, Tori has shared a unique collage of Jackson photos (below), along with another detailed update on her son's impressive achievements.
What is Jackson up to these days?
Join us in wishing him a happy birthday as you scroll down to find out...
1. A Special Birthday Collection
2. The One-Year Photo!
3. Continued a Very Proud Mother:
4. Update #1:
5. Update #2:
6. Update #3
Go ahead and say whatever you want about Tristan Thompson.
The guy most certainly deserves it.
But he also deserves credit for doing at least one thing right: he has created an extremely cute little girl with Khloe Kardashian.
After doing so, Thompson cheated on Khloe all over the country, of course.
But the long-time reality star has celebrated her daughter's one-month birthday by sharing the first legitimate and clear picture of baby True…
… and she is such a cutie pie.
Don't just take our word for it, however.
Meet Khloe's baby girl below!
1. This is True
2. Haven’t We Seen True Before?
3. The Reactions
4. True This
5. The Announcement
6. The Statement
There is no wonder why the carpet at that premier has to be the color that it is, with so much hotness in one place it is destined to turn the floor red hot. The only other explanation I have for the carpet being red is a tad bit more gross and relates to many of these women being on the same cycle. That is why I am backing the first theory as more plausible, and for the sake of the cleaning crew I pray that it is the case.
I worked my way through school as a janitor, or as I liked to call it “custodial engineer”, so I know of the horrors that go along with the job. That is why I empathize with them so greatly and do what I can to avoid making messes. And when I do make a mess I tell them about it. I don’t just leave it to be a terrible surprise like a savage.
I say, “Hey, I clogged the toilet and it is over flowing. You might want to get on that. God bless.” That little act of courtesy makes all the difference. They will be cleaning the rest of those toilet bowls with a grin.
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