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BTS -- aka RM, Jin, Suga, J-Hope, V, Jimin, and Jungkook -- debuted Fake Love for the very first time tonight on the Billboard Music Awards, and it couldn't have gone any better ... or been performed in front of a louder, more hyped crowd!!!
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Taylor Swift walked her first red carpet in two years.
Janet Jackson needed a little bit of help at the last second.
And Jennier Lopez totally showed the world her bra!
The Billboard Music Awards were full of fun fashion, unique fashion and revealing fashion, along with simply the biggest names in the recording industry business.
Scroll down and then all around for a look at the ensembles that stood out the most...
1. Kelly Clarkson at the BMAs
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3. Ashlee Simpson at the BMAs
4. Demi Lovato at the BMAs
5. Padma Lakshmi at the BMAs
6. Tyra Banks at the BMAs
So, Chrissy Teigen birthed another kid on May 16. She tweeted out a simple “Somebody’s herrrrrrre! ” at the time
Somebody’s herrrrrrre! 🍼🤗🍼🤗
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 17, 2018
Yet, what does Luna’s newest baby brother look like? This.
She captioned her Instagram:
Hello, world! This is Miles Theodore Stephens – We are drowning in his little peeps and nuzzles. Our household feels overwhelmed with love. Thank you for all your well wishes!
They named their baby boy, Miles Theodore Stephens, which is a rather normal name for celebrities. This is Teigen and John Legend’s second kid after Luna Simone.
He looks like a newborn, like a thousand other newborns. Wonder how long Teigen and John Legend took to prop his head on his hand. Newborns don’t have muscle control when they come out do they?
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Christina Aguilera and Demi Lovato Perform Electrifying Rendition of “Fall in Line” at the 2018 Billboard Music AwardsThey brought down the house! Christina Aguilera and Demi Lovato absolutely nailed their performance of "Fall In Line" at the 2018 Billboard Music Awards. The two impressive...
You want a nice sexy movie on Netflix to watch. Where do you even begin to find the ones to match your mood? There’s a ton of choices on Netflix and luckily, we’ve narrowed down the sexiest films for you to stream.
This list runs the gamut from old-school romance to quite graphic and erotic seduction. Are you in the mood for the sensual or provocative? Take your pick from this collection. There’s straight-up sex. 20-somethings having one-night stands. Perhaps you enjoy older women seducing younger men. Maybe you want sensuous adventures between two women. Whatever you’re in the mood for, scan the list and go to town.
Now, break open a nice bottle of wine, throw a blanket over you and your significant other if you’ve got one, and get ready to journey through the best of Netflix’s sexiest movies right now.
Y Tu Mamá También
Cast: Daniel Giménez Cacho, Ana López Mercado, Diego Luna, Gael García Bernal
Sexy for: sexual exploration with older women
Y Tu Mamá También is a classic. This movie from 2001 tells the story of two horny, teenage boys (as if there’s anything but horny teenagers) and their sexcapades with an almost 30-year-old married woman. The movie opens with one of the teenagers butt-naked and thrusting in a sex scene with his girlfriend. Always a good sign for a sexy movie.
The three take a road trip where lots of sex is had. The older woman as an experienced sex guide will reel you in. But this classic has so much going below the surface. The story takes place in Mexico and the movie shows life between the haves and have-nots. It also ruminates on death in the context of living. But yea, classic movie for hot sex.
Blue Is the Warmest Color
Cast: Léa Seydoux, Adèle Exarchopoulos, Salim Kechiouche
Sexy for: sexual coming-of-age, French eroticism, passionate lesbian love
This movie is a classic coming-of-age story. And it’s set in France which is where all sexy movies seems to take place. When you finish this list of Netflix movies, book a flight to Paris stat.
Adèle (Adele Exarchopoulos) has a strong appetite. Both for food and sex. She keeps food stashed under her bed to satisfy her sweet tooth. However, her boyfriend doesn’t satisfy her sexual urges, so she searches elsewhere. That leads her to a lesbian bar where she finds the blue-haired Emma (Lea Seydoux). Emma gives Adèle what she wants.
The sex scenes are long and explicit. Variety says it had “the most explosively graphic lesbian sex scenes in recent memory.” Audiences even walked out during one of the movie’s longest sex scenes. So, you definitely have to watch this movie.
Watch this to satisfy your primal urges.
Eyes Wide Shut
Cast: Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman
Sexy for: masked orgies, emotional betrayal, sexual exploration
Another classic in the pantheon of sexy movies. Lots of nudity and an orgy scene. Does that have your attention yet? Oh and it stars Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman when they were in their prime.
The film opens with Alice Harford (Kidman) slipping out of her dress. And it only gets better. The married couple attends a Christmas party where a suave European tries to seduce Alice. “Don’t you think one of the trials of marriage is that it makes deception a necessity for both parties?’” That questions foreshadows one of the movie’s themes: the masks we wear.
Alice later confesses to Bill how she would’ve fallen for a handsome naval officer she met the previous summer. “I could hardly move” she admits. Although she adds that with just a push, she would’ve given up everything for this one person. Nothing happened, but no husband wants to hear what Alice just admitted.
What follows is Bill, a doctor, venturing out into the night for calls. Along the way, he encounters several sexual temptations. Eventually, he makes his way to an anonymous orgy where the participants wear masks and very little else. At least for the women. Again, the theme of the masks we wear pops up.
Watch the movie for sexual tension between Kidman and Cruise and lots of naked people. The story’s not bad either.
Cast: Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum, Olivia Munn, Alex Pettyfer
Sexy for: Chippendales-type dancing, 6-pack abs, bawdy pleasure
Channing Tatum stripping, how can that not be sexy. Magic Mike put him on the map. It wouldn’t be a stretch to call this a classic. Maybe not The Godfather-type classic, but definitely campy-type classic. The movie starts out fun, but gets more serious as the story unwinds.
Tatum plays Magic Mike, a veteran male stripper. He takes young Adam (Alex Pettyfer) to Xquisite, a strip club in Tampa run by Dallas (Matthew McConaughey). Dallas convinces a hesitant Adam to strip. Adam acquiesces. Gradually, he gets turned onto drugs which is where the film gets darker. It also shines a light on the seedier side of male stripping. Meanwhile, Magic Mike also takes a liking to Adam’s sister, Brooke (Cody Horn). The film also explores their relationship.
If you’re a lady, watch for men thrusting pelvises in your face. If you’re a guy, watch the movie to learn some new moves for the bedroom.
Nymphomaniac Vol 1
Cast: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Stacy Martin, Shia LaBeouf, Christian Slater
Sexy for: graphic sex scenes, naked body parts, emotional intimacy
As you can guess, the movie deals with nymphomania. Nymphomaniac Vol 1 released concurrently with Nymphomaniac Vol 2 back in 2014. This movie is legendary. Joe (Charlotte Gainsbourg) is a sex addict, a term she refuses to say. She ends up bloodied in an alley, rescued by Seligman (Stellan Skarsgard) and proceeds to tell him her story. The movie plays out through flashbacks with actress Stacy Martin playing Joe in the flashbacks.
We follow Joe as she seduces men for fun. Here’s Joe giving oral sex to a stranger on the train. And it’s very graphic to the point where you see ejaculation.
Here’s Shia LaBeouf putting his penis into Joe (or was his willy digitally enhanced?). There’s a ton of sex scenes like this, making this one of the classic sexiest, and raunchiest, movies on Netflix.
Nymphomaniac Vol 1 is the more sexual part, while Nymphomaniac Vol 2 is much darker, but no less sexier.
Nymphomaniac Vol 2
Cast: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Stacy Martin, Shia LaBeouf, Christian Slater
Sexy for: emotional intimacy, S&M
Nymphomaniac Vol 2 delves deeper into the background of Joe and Seligman. Both characters were introduced in Nymphomaniac Vol 1. Seligman is as much an erudite as Joe is a sex addict. Also, Joe is married to Jerome (Shia LaBeouf) and has literally lost the ability to orgasm.
Nymphomaniac Vol 2 still has titillating scenes, such as Joe and a man named K who administers some S&M play involving rope and duct tape. She eventually develops a relationship with this man. This segues into explaining how Joe ended up beaten up in an alley.
Obviously, high on the sexy scale.
Sex And Lucia
Cast: Paz Vega, Tristán Ulloa, Najwa Nimri, Daniel Freire
Sexy for: island sex, erect wieners, Paz Vega naked
Lucia (Paz Vega) jets to Formentara, an island in Spain, after her boyfriend Lorenzo’s (Tristan Ulloa) apparent suicide. She runs into one of her boyfriend’s one-night stands, Elena (Najwa Nimri). Elena turns out to be Lucia’s landlady, but their tryst is unknown to Lucia. Slowly, Lucia learns about Elena, their love child…and a dog. *cocks head to side*
Watch for gorgeous island photography and sexy bodies.
Cast: Cécile de France, Izïa Higelin, Noémie Lvovsky, Jean-Henri Compère
Sexy for: French love, seduction, artsy nudity
This 2015 film tells the sensual story of a love between two French women in the 1970’s. Carole (Cécile de France) seduces the younger, but sexually wiser, Delphine (Izïa Higelin) from Delphine’s husband. There’s a lot of lovemaking and nudity, but it’s classy. Watch for sex scenes amongst cows and lovers covertly sneaking in and out of each other’s bedrooms in the middle of the night.
Cast: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon, Selma Blair
Sexy for: illicit sexual undertones, seduction, sensual tension
Netflix this 1999 movie starring a young Ryan Phillippe, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Reese Witherspoon and Selma Blair.
The wicked Kathryn Merteuil (Gellar) gets dumped by her boyfriend for the sweet Cecile (Blair). Kathryn urges her stepbrother Sebastian Valmont (Phillippe), who’s quite the seducer, to get back at her ex-boyfriend by bedding Cecile. Sebastian agrees, but happens across a new target, Annette (Witherspoon). Annette’s a virgin and Sebastian bets Kathryn he can take her virginity.
The bet is a kicker. If he loses, Kathryn gets his sports car. If he wins though, he gets to bone his stepsister Kathryn. Umm, ok. As you can imagine, there’s lots of sexual tension between step-siblings Kathryn and Sebastian. Lots of sexy talk and straight-forward approaches to sex.
Break out the wine for this Netflix movie.
Below Her Mouth
Cast: Erika Linder, Natalie Krill
Sexy for: lesbian romance, seduction
Obviously, you can’t go wrong with a title like Below Her Mouth. The plot can be summarized as lesbian sex between a Canadian roofer and a successful fashion editor.
Dallas (Erika Linder) plays the blue-collar roofer working on Jasmine’s (Natalie Krill) house next door. Jasmine’s husband spends a lot of time away on business. Dallas ends up working on the house next door when Jasmine catches her eyes. Dallas propositions Jasmine who initially resists. Her defenses break though, as evidenced by a bathtub masturbation scene with Dallas installing the roof next door.
Rated sexy for lots of girl-on-girl action.
Cast: Carla Juri, Christoph Letkowski, Marlen Kruse
Sexy for: graphic sexual imagery meant to shock
This movie is meant to shock. Be warned. But that also probably piqued your interest. It’s based on a best-seller Wetlands by Charlotte Roche, a German TV personality. Do not watch this movie on a full stomach.
In the very first scene, Wetlands exposes you to Helen (played by Swiss actress Carla Juri), on a public toilet littered with pubic hair and a floor slicked with unknown fluids. Normally, a toilet like that is an automatic pass, but Helen proceeds to wipe her vagina all around it.
Subsequent scenes include lots of vaginal fluid, semen-enhanced pizza, Helen and her friend exchanging used tampons and doing things you do not want to know. Beyond the gross-out moments, director David Wnendt “has made a compelling and complex portrait of girlhood.” So, it’s not all for shock.
Cast: Naomi Watts, Robin Wright, Xavier Samuel, James Frecheville
Sexy for: older women/younger women sex, beach romance
Mid-40’s lusty mothers swap sons in Australia. That’s not the tagline Adore used, but they could’ve. The movie stars Roz (Robin Wright) and Lil (Naomi Watts) as two close friends who share everything.
Roz’s husband gets assigned to a job in Sydney. That leaves Roz and Lil to enjoy their time with their sons, Tom (James Frecheville) and Ian (Xavier Samuel). The women comment that “their sons are like gods wandering among us.” That line is based on Doris Lessing’s book, The Grandmothers, which inspired the movie. Pretty soon, all four enjoy their time together, drunken dinners, dancing, and no, it doesn’t stop there.
Roz hooks up with Ian, Lil’s son. Meanwhile, Roz’s son, Tom, gets revenge by bedding Lil. So, you have older women/younger men dynamics along with son swapping thrown in for good measure. Definite must watch for sexiness.
On The Road
Cast: Sam Riley, Garrett Hedlund, Kristen Stewart, Amy Adams, Elisabeth Moss
Sexy for: free love, threesomes
Kristen Stewart, Amy Adams, Kirsten Dunst and Elisabeth Moss star in this take on On the Road by Jack Kerouac. Sal Paradise (Sam Riley) drives across the country. Along the way, he meets the free-spirited Dean Moriarty (Garrett Hedlund). Dean has a 16-year old companion Marylou, played by Kristen Stewart. There’s threesomes, prostitution and a string of jilted lovers in Dean’s wake.
This came out in 2012, a year after Stewart’s role as Bella Swan in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1. Check out this Netflix movie to see a sultry, 22-year-old Stewart lie completely naked in the back of a car.
Room in Rome
Cast: Elena Anaya, Natasha Yarovenko, Enrico Lo Verso, Najwa Nimri
Sexy for: sensuous, steamy lesbian sex, intimacy
A one-night stand between two women, one straight and the other gay, turns from steamy sex into revelations of truths and lies. Alba (Elena Anaya) from Spain meets Russian Natasha (Natasha Yarovenko) at a bar in Rome. Alba, a lesbian, seduces Natasha to return to Alba’s hotel room. The two engage in some very erotic sex, including a novel use for a bottle. Alba tells Natasha she’ll give her “the better orgasm of her life.” Grammar notwithstanding, she seems to back up her promise.
The one-night stand isn’t the end of the story though. Each take turns in revealing something about themselves. Are their secrets true? Are they false? That’s part of the continued seduction. And part of the danger.
Also, Natasha looks like Ivanka Trump, so there’s that.
Young and Beautiful
Cast: Marine Vacth, Géraldine Pailhas, Frédéric Pierrot, Fantin Ravat, Johan Leysen, Georges Ferriere
Sexy for: young woman’s sexual awakening
French director François Ozon’s movie opens with a brother spying on his topless sister through binoculars on a French beach. Ooook. For some reason, her brother is put off, yet intrigued, by his 17-year-old sister’s budding sexuality. Her brother’s curiosity isn’t the thrust of the movie though.
The sister, Isabelle (Marine Vacth), eventually loses her virginity to a German guy. Yet, this leaves her unsatisfied. She turns to prostitution before the new school year. Each client is a random, clinical sexual act to her until she meets an elderly man named Georges (Johan Leysen). Georges ignites, or perhaps unlocks, some emotions within Isabelle that only the sexual relations between the two can bring out.
Cast: Makis Papadimitriou, Elli Tringou, Dimi Hart, Hara Kotsali
Sexy for: vacation sex in Greece, young beach bodies
Do you like seeing a bunch of hot, suntanned, young, nubile bodies? You’ll get that in this movie. You’ll also get a middle-aged, pasty, heavyset Greek doctor, Dr. Kostis (Makis Papadimitriou) who lusts after these young women when he lands on the Greek island of Antiparos for work. Clear mid-life crisis.
One of these young women, Anna (Elli Tringou), actually takes an interest in him. This overjoys him and he becomes her lapdog as this movie becomes progressively darker towards its conclusion.
Great for anyone who misses being younger than 30 or enjoys watching perfect bodies rolling around on the beach and in the ocean.
The Little Death
Cast: Bojana Novakovic, Josh Lawson, Damon Herriman, Kate Mulvany,
Sexy for: erotic fantasies, deaf sex
The title for the movie, The Little Death, is translated from French where it means an orgasm. So, that there is a good sign. The movie follows five couples in Australia and their various sexual fantasies.
The fantasies run the gamut from rape scenarios to a husband “exploring” his wife after she takes his sleeping pills. Bill Cosby’s ears just perked up.
According to some reviewers, the last vignette steals the show. It features the hearing impaired and phone sex. That there is an SNL sketch that needs to be made.
Monica (Erin James, a bit of a Sally Hawkins lookalike), who works at a Skype-like video service translating phone calls for the deaf. On a slow night, she winds up on a call with Sam (T.J. Power), only to find that he wants her to mediate his conversation with a phone-sex operator (Genevieve Hegney).
Palm Trees In The Snow
Cast: Mario Casas, Adriana Ugarte, Macarena García, Alain Hernández, Berta Vázquez
Sexy for: old-fashioned romance, class differences & illicit love
The movie talks about interracial love in 1970’s Africa. It opens with an interracial love scene between Kilian (Mario Casas), a Spaniard, and Bisila (Berta Vazquez), a Guinean woman. The couple get torn apart for reasons we don’t know yet. Seeing how the setting is interracial love, you can probably guess why. Later in the modern day, Clarence (Adriana Ugarte), Kilian’s daughter, buries her father within snow-tinged mountains. She discovers her family has secrets and the movie cuts back and forth between Clarence’s story and her father’s.
Supposedly, it’s Spain’s answer to Out of Africa, another movie about love and colonialism. It’s also another movie adaptation on the list. This one comes from the book Palm Trees in the Snow by Luz Gabas.
Carve out three hours from your Saturday night and Netflix this passionate movie about love and colonialism.
I Am Love
Cast: Tilda Swinton, Flavio Parenti, Edoardo Gabbriellini, Alba Rohrwacher
Sexy for: classy nudity, love between social classes
Tilda Swinton plays Emma Recchi, a Russian who marries into the Recchis. They’re an upper-class Italian family who made their money in textiles. Emma’s daughter, Elisabetta (Alba Rohrwacher), awakens the sexual lionness inside Emma when she admits she’s in love with another woman. This sets Emma off on an affair with Antonio, her husband’s friend, whom she chases onto a sofa. There they bone with birds singing outside.
I Am Love has an old-school sexiness to it. Best watched with fancy wine and a thick comforter.
Cast: Finnegan Oldfield, Marilyn Lima, Lorenzo Lefèbvre, Daisy Broom
Sexy for: French teen romance, orgies, sex parties
Teen sex aided by copious amounts of Ecstasy, coke and pot. Naked bodies, boy-girl sex, it’s just another day in France for George (Marilyn Lima), her friend Laetitia (Daisy Broom) and Alex (Finnegan Oldfield). Within the opening scenes, you have a naked woman running out of a house. That’s just in the first 30 seconds.
George is the sexually aggressive one, while Laetitia is more reserved. Alex, meanwhile, is some sort of manipulator-in-training who plays the two against each other.
It’s basically Larry Clark’s notorious film, Kids, set in France. You have teens playing spin the bottle and truth and dare. Naturally, these turn into orgies and sex parties which is what the title Bang Gang refers to. Why else does anyone play spin the bottle?? This movie will help you relive your teenage past or show you what you missed out on.
A Perfect Ending
Cast: Barbara Niven, Jessica Clark, John Heard
Sexy for: lesbian sex, younger woman/older woman relations, emotional intimacy
This movie focuses on two lesbians from different worlds. It got its start on Kickstarter, raising over $50,000 to shoot. You have Rebecca (Barbara Niven), a 50-something upscale socialite, unsatisfied with her romantic and sexual life, who admits to her friends she’s never had an orgasm. That sounds more like a tragedy, not a sexy movie, but sexiness does follow.
Naturally, her friends jump in to help. They set her up with an escort, Paris (Jessica Clark), which is what I assume all girlfriends do to help out their friends.
Rebecca is smitten with Paris and reveals a dark secret. The movie that “starts as a comedy of errors ends up a uniquely erotic journey.”
Sexy for the relationship between Paris and Rebecca and their sensual scenes together.
Cast: Aomi Muyock, Karl Glusman, Klara Kristin, Ugo Fox
Sexy for: sensual French romance, graphic lovemaking, passionate young people
Love tells director Gaspar Noe’s semi-autobiographical story of romance. The story takes place in France (naturally, all sexy movies do). The relationship between Murphy (Karl Glusman), an American film student, and Electra (Aomi Muyock) gets told in reverse via flashbacks, starting with Murphy’s new relationship with his girlfriend and baby. Mixed in are scenes of mutual masturbation, transsexual orgies and swollen penises. Probably wanna watch this movie with the blinds drawn.
Cast: Juliano Cazarré, Maeve Jinkings, Vincius de Oliveira
Sexy for: cowboy love
This movie takes place in the Brazilian rodeo world. So, naturally stud vaqueiros (cowboys) having sex. There’s also a horse being masturbated, pregnant sex and lots of cowboy dongs flip-flopping about.
The actual story is about the lives of these Brazilian vaqueiros. It mostly focuses on Iremar (Juliano Cazarre), a cowboy who loves to sew clothes (gender reversal, another theme the movie explores) for exotic dancer Galega (Maeve Jinkings). The two may or may not have had a thing, but when another young buck Junior (Vincius de Oliveira) gets hired, there’s even more competition for Galega’s attention.
Come for the sexy, stay for a look into Brazilian rodeo.
Fragments of Love
Cast: Laura Aleman, Angélica Aragón, Angelica Blandon, Alfredo De Quesada
Sexy for: blinding passion, titillation, passionate lovemaking
Set in Columbia, Rodrigo (Jose Angel Bichir), a piano-tuner and former composer, falls for Susana (Angelica Blandon) who arouses him with stories of her past sexual encounters. Each night she tells him one story which inspires him to compose music again. Eventually, Susana leaves her fiancée for Rodrigo; however, Rodrigo becomes obsessed with making sure she’s faithful. Rodrigo is now a “fragment” of her love.
Lots of lovemaking scenes and nudity, and these actors don’t seem to be wearing modesty patches in their sex scenes.
Long Nights Short Mornings
Cast: Shiloh Fernandez, Ella Rae Peck, Paten Hughes, Natalia Dyer
Sexy for: amorous lovemaking in random places, millenial dating
James (Shiloh Fernandez) is a 20-something guy who bones his way through New York City. He’s a cold womanizer who feels guilt about his emotionless sexual encounters. Natalia Dyer (Stranger Things) makes a notable appearance as James attempts to romance her for some cocaine.
The film is broken up into vignettes named after each woman James has sexed up. Watch for some hot kitchen and hallway sex.
Cast: Nicholas Hoult, Laia Costa, Danny Huston, Courtney Eaton
Sexy for: millenial sex and romance, one-night stands
Millenial sexual relationships in the age of apps. That’s the gist of the story. Martin Hallock (Nicholas Hoult) meets Gabi Silva (Laia Costa) off Winx, a hookup app. Each have been using it to great success (of course). Both get matched one night and agree to hook up. Gabi tells Martin that she’s obsessed with “constant newness,” but the two discover, wow, you mean talking to someone and not just hooking up with them, actually is just as fulfilling.
Gabi and Martin decide to test out an open relationship after they kinda get bored with each other. That leads them to get super turned on watching each other flirt. That leads to even more sex. There are pretty raunchy sex scenes between the two. It’s millenial sex, go watch it now.
Liberated: The New Sexual Revolution
Cast: A bunch of college students, it’s a documentary
Sexy for: college sport sex conquests
Do you miss college spring break? Well, this film documents sex and college kids on spring break in Panama City, Florida. Hookup culture minus Tinder gets the spotlight here. One student sums it up:
“We usually go in with a chat and compliment the girl on how good-looking she is . . . and she’ll just fall for it.”
Hmm.. :/. It’s all fun and games and young, sun-kissed bodies until the filmmakers bring up sexual assault and rape that young women encounter during these moments. Titillating, educational and kinda depressing.
There are few things I enjoy watching more than a woman in a tube top taking her chances in the ocean. I do not even get as much of a thrill from laying my whole pay check on the line for a sports bet as do during moments like this.
Just one rogue wave is all that is needed to take Shannon down and her top along with her. After that her top will be turned into a fanny pack, and I will feel alive once again. Obviously that did not happen in this instance, but they cannot all be winners. That would end up taking the thrill out of it. As they say, if you always caught a fish when you went fishing then it would be called catching.
If a television show ever comes back that is like The Man Show from twenty years ago they should have a segment where big breasted women in tube tops go down slip and slides while everybody makes bets over whether or not the top stays on. Actually, this sport is so good it might be able to air on late night ESPN.
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GREAT NEWS, EVERYBODY!
Really, this is just some seriously precious, absolutely adorable, 100% feel-good news.
You know how everything has been awful and sad and scary and terrible recently?
And then yesterday the royal wedding happened, and it was a nice reminder that good things can still happen, and we all enjoyed how pretty and fancy it was, and how obvious the love between Meghan and Harry was?
And then it was over, and we were like "well, time to go back to thinking about the end times"?
That's the great news: we have an additional lovely little reminder that that things aren't always completely horrible!
As you may know, Chrissy Teigen had her baby just a few days ago -- her second child with John Legend.
She announced the big news on Twitter by simply stating "Somebody's herrrrrrre!", along with some baby bottle emojis.
We'd already heard that they were expecting a baby boy, but other that, we really haven't heard any news about the new addition to the family.
... Until now, that is!
Someone asked if he looked like Luna, Chrissy and John's first child, and she answered that they have the same nose!
"He is a few weeks early so he's litttttttle and makes the teeniest noises," she added. "We are in love."
And since one of her claims to fame is oversharing, she also tweeted "I can confirm postpartum life is 90% better when you don't rip to your butthole. Baby boy: 1 point. Luna: 0."
So now we know that her second delivery went much more smoothly than her first!
But then, this afternoon, Chrissy revealed her son's name, along with a photo of the darling little baby.
Here's Miles Theodore Stephens:
He's SO CUTE, right?!
His little hands, his little arms, his little face ... he's so adorable it hurts.
"Hello, world!" she wrote in her caption. "This is Miles Theodore Stephens - We are drowning in his little peeps and nuzzles."
"Our household feels overwhelmed with love. Thank you for all your well wishes!"
And just in case you were curious, she and John really did get so, so many well wishes.
"He's a miniature John," one person told her. "Just needs a baby piano for those wee little fingers. Kudos on y'all's cutie."
Likewise, another of her followers said "He's destined to be a soulful jazz singer with a name like that."
Speaking of the name -- Miles Theodore Stephens, once again -- she's been getting a ton of praise for the classic, not at all wacky choice.
She's even been getting thanked for it -- as one person told her, "thank you for this very normal name."
In a world of celebrity babies with names like Sir and Apple and Chicago, Miles Theodore is actually pretty unique in its own way, right?
Congratulations again, Chrissy and John!
If you'd like to share any more photos, lots of more of little Miles, some with his big sister, really just any photos at all of your astoundingly cute family, that would be great!
The best and most exclusive party in Britain was definitely at Frogmore House last night!
After their royal wedding ceremony in front of the world, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle treated…
Tina Fey Returns To Saturday Night Live With Dead-On Sarah Palin Impression And So Much More — Highlights HERE!
Saturday Night Live was so good last night!!!
With Tina Fey hosting, and Nicki Minaj along for the ride as the musical guest, there was TONS of girl power pushing the show forward, and the entire cast turned in one of the funniest episodes of the season!!
And then (below), ch-ch-check out alllllll the rest of last night's great highlights, skits, and musical numbers, too:
Now... how about a little Nicki Minaj in our lives, too (below)!!!
What'd y'all think, Perezcious readers?!
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I love women who know how to keep things clean. It’s a full-time job keeping the car spotless. I myself sometimes have a hard time washing in-between all of those crevasses and fall victim to missing a spot or two. But not Trista Mikail. I can tell by just looking at her that she’s a professional expert at the art of washing cars. She makes it look easy and attractive. Never in my life have I had close to the amount of fun that it looks like Trista is having. I almost consider cleaning my vehicle to be a chore of sorts. Maybe if I invited her over she could show me how to make the best out of it.
I see Trista is also prepared to visit the beach after wiping down her vehicle. She owns a bikini and a car like that was made for cruising the shoreline. I’d love to come with. I promise I wouldn’t take up too much room and I could curate the perfect playlist of acceptable tunes to get everyone in the beach mood. She’ll probably fall in love with me after Surfin USA is followed Kokomo. Because a smart beautiful woman can’t resist a man who knows his music.
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Earlier this month, we wrote about how Kailyn Lowry went on the attack against Briana DeJesus on an episode of Teen Mom 2.
But we were being a bit hyperbolic at the time.
Javi Marroquin's ex-wife didn't literally attack Javi Marroquin's ex-girlfriend.
Now, however, we need not make such a qualification.
According to multiple reports, Kailyn and Briana came to actual, physical blows during Saturday's taping of this season's Teen Mom 2 reunion.
Who started it? Who ended it? What are witnesses saying about it?
Scroll down for all the ugly and intriguing details!