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The Sprouse Twins Are Living a ‘Suite Life’ with Lili Reinhart and Barbara Palvin

Those twins from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody are doing pretty well for themselves.

Cole Sprouse, who stars in Riverdale, is dating co-star Lili Reinhart.

While Dylan Sprouse, Cole’s twin brother, is dating model Barbara Palvin.

Palvin has been linked to the likes of Leo DiCaprio and Justin Bieber in the past. Well, Dylan is an upgrade over at least one of those guys.

Back on set with @victoriassecret 🌚

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Reinhart doesn’t have any famous exes, but she does look a bit like Brittany Murphy.


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Both relationships are Instagram official. Congratulations to the kids who had a stranglehold on Disney channel during my childhood. You truly are living the sweet life.

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ICYMI: Kim Kardashian Is Raising Money For Children’s Mental Health!

Kim Kardashian needs your help!

On Tuesday, the KUWTK star started a fundraiser on Facebook to raise money for the Child Mind Institute, "an independent, national nonprofit dedicated to transforming the lives of children and families struggling with mental health and learning disorders."

Related: Kim Defends Kendall Over Alleged Dog Bite Incident!

According to Kanye West's wife:

"As a mother of three, I think nothing is more important than my children's health. This includes their physical and mental health. Over 17 million kids in the US struggle with a mental health or learning disorder like anxiety, ADHD, dyslexia or depression, making it hard for them to learn and succeed. Yet with proper diagnosis and treatment, these children can thrive. As students return to the classroom this fall, I want to do what I can to make sure they have all they need to succeed in school and in life, now and in the future."

You can donate HERE!

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Julia Roberts Gonna Buy an Oscar Win, Chipotle Still Giving People Diarrhea and More

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  • Chipotle still giving people diarrhea [Dlisted]
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  • Kathleen Turner shades Elizabeth Taylor [Celebitchy]
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  • Lily Aldridge still working it [MoeJackson]
  • Farrah Abraham‘s celebrity boxing opponent announced [Starcasm]
  • Actress Caity Lotz‘s nipples on a scooter (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip]
  • The tattoo art of Matt Jordan is badass [CavemanCircus]
  • Naked woman in body paint turns heads [TheBlemish]

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Southern Charm’s Thomas Ravenel and Ashley Jacobs Are Back Together After Split: ”It’s Always Up and Down”

Ashley Jacobs, Thomas RavenelThomas Ravenel and Ashley Jacobs are giving their relationship another shot. A source tells E! News that the Southern Charm stars "immediately" got back together after recently...

Denise Richards: I’m Coming for You, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!

Look out, all Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Someone who has dealt for years with Charlie Sheen is headed your way.

So she's ready for anything!


Indeed, following weeks of rumors and innuendo, Denise Richards confirmed on Thursday via a statement to People Magazine that she has joined the cast of this long-running Bravo franchise.

“I am so excited to join the cast, as I am a huge fan of the show," Richards said simply today, adding of the ninth season to come:

"I am looking forward to spending time with all the ladies… and hopefully meeting Boy George!!”

(Confused? Richards is referencing her close friendship with fellow star Dorit Kemsley, whose husband, Paul, is Boy George’s manager. For real!)

On future episodes of this wildly popular program, Richards will join Kemsley, Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Erika Girardi and Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave for a bunch of scripted drama and craziness.

And this won't be her first time on reality television, either.

Denise Richards in a Silver Gown

The actress actually starred on two seasons of It's Complicated, a series that chronicled her life as the mother of two and the ex-wife of someone such as Sheen.

It ran on E! from May 2008 through July 2009 -- and it wasn't received too warmly by critics.

Wrote Variety at the time as a review:

"She's traded on her sexuality to become one of those public figures who cavorts with other public figures, and we (or, at least, those of us inclined to watch and read about such fluff) are voyeurs."

The series also earned a D from the Boston Herald, who summed it up, after critic Mark A. Perigard watched the first episode, as follows:

"Denise Richards’ life is one steaming pile of pig poop...Literally

Still, Bravo jumped at the chance to hire Richards.

Denise Richards Red Carpet Photo

"I love Denise Richards, wouldn't it be so cool to see Denise Richards as a Housewife?" producer and talk show host Andy Cohen said in an interview with Entertainment Tonight last week.

At the time, he refused to confirm whether she'd actually be on the show, of course, simply teasing:

"The thing about it is, we don't announce casting until the show's about to come out. So, you're not going to hear anything from me for a while."

That much is true, we suppose: We still have not heard from Cohen on this casting.

But he and Richards' new co-stars will likely comment on her addition soon.

Denise Richards at the Grove

An Illinois resident, Richards is likely best known professionally for having made out with Neve Campbell in the movie Wild Things.

She also appeared on episodes of Jane the Virgin, Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce and something called Vanity.

On the big screen, she last had a role in the film The Toybox, which featured family members who were killed off by their haunted RV.

Are you psyched for Denise Richards to be a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills?

Superman’s Margot Kidder’s Death Ruled a Suicide

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Iggy Azalea Is Dating DeAndre Hopkins, ‘We’re In A Relationship!’

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This Is Us Season 3 Will Break Its Own Rules As It Moves On From Jack’s Death

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14 Back-to-School Bags That Aren’t Backpacks

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The Message Behind Awkwafina’s Crazy Rich Asians Premiere Pout

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OPEN POST: What is the Best Comic Book Movie?

So what’s the best comic book movie ever made? The past two years have seen some damn good ones, and the optimist in me says that the best is always yet to come, but there are so many comic book movies at this point that the sheer number of contenders for this title is bigger than at any point in history.

Everyone’s got their own personal favorites, whether it’s the film that made them fall in love with the genre, or an older movie that remains the gold standard by which all others are judged. So before I turn it over to you, I thought I’d reveal my personal Top 5 Best Comic Book Movies in hopes of jump-starting the conversation…

5. Dredd (2012)

Screenwriter Alex Garland (Ex Machina, Annihilation) and director Pete Travis (Vantage Point) had no small task in front of them when crafting the second big screen outing for famed comic book character Judge Dredd. Thankfully they went in the polar opposite direction of 1995’s campy, overwrought, Versace-designed adaptation starring Sylvester Stallone, and gave us a dark, violent, bloody affair that was down and dirty.

Featuring some brilliant effects courtesy of a drug called “Slo-Mo,” as well as a fairly contained narrative mostly set in one location, Dredd is the perfect film for both fans and newcomers to the property alike. Karl Urban is perfection as the titular judge, jury, and executioner, as is Lena Headey as the ruthlessly brilliant villain Ma-Ma. There’s so much here to love—not least of all is the film’s lean, mean 95 minute running time—and it’s endlessly re-watchable.


4. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

The Marvel Cinematic Universe has seen many surprisingly great films in its ten year history, but none were a bigger surprise than 2014’s Guardians of the Galaxy. Every bit of an exciting, out of nowhere surprise as Star Wars was 27 years earlier, James Gunn’s hilarious adaptation of the relatively unknown property revitalized superhero cinema.

The other contender for this spot was the other MCU film released that year, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, but the sheer, unbridled joy of the Guardians first space adventure gives it a slightly higher replay value. Everything about this film screams, “This shouldn’t work,” but it does work and it works better than any other film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe thanks to its sheer pluckiness.


3. Superman: The Movie (1978)

The grandaddy of all comic book movies is still one of the best. Opening with a black and white prologue that brings us back to the birth of the big blue boy scout, Superman: The Movie has it all. Over its epic length it manages to explore the character’s entire backstory, bring him into the modern era, and pit him against his greatest antagonist, without ever feeling over-stuffed or boring.

Christopher Reeve remains the definitive live action version of the character forty years later, and Gene Hackman’s hammy take on Lex Luthor never bleeds over into the annoying the way it did for his most-recent successor in the role. And I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention John Williams’ brilliant score, including what remains the most iconic superhero theme to this day. Skip Man of Steel and show your kids this version of Superman—for reference, they have identical running times. I guarantee they’ll believe a man can fly.


2. The Dark Knight (2008)

If you like your comic book movies grounded in as much realism as the superhero formula allows, this is your Mt. Everest. Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight revitalized the comic book film after years of being regarded as a joke thanks such terrible efforts as Daredevil, Catwoman, Fantastic Four, and so on.

Thanks in no small part to Heath Ledger’s mind-blowing, Oscar-winning interpretation of the most famous comic book villain in history, The Dark Knight remains the gold standard for many a decade after its release. Complex and layered without ever losing the sense of adventure and excitement that a comic book movie needs to deliver, this is one of those films that lives up to the hype and then some.


1. X2: X-Men United (2003)

As much as I love The Dark Knight, the first comic book movie that I felt lived up to the potential of the genre remains—for me—the greatest of them all. Bryan Singer’s X2: X-Men United is the perfect sequel in that it expands and improves upon the themes and characters from the first film. It’s also got a killer sequel set-up at the end—which was unfortunately completely squandered by Brett Ratner’s The Last Stand three years later.

X2 rivals The Wrath of Khan as the greatest genre sequel ever made, which shouldn’t come as too big of a surprise as the former’s ending takes more than a few cues from the latter’s brilliant third act. While The Dark Knight is probably the better Film (capital F), X2 is the better comic book movie in my mind, never sacrificing its comic roots to make it more grounded in reality. That’s not a knock against TDK, it’s just that, as a lifelong comic book reader, I find X2 to be the slightly more satisfying comic book movie.

I look forward to the arguments and lists that are sure to follow in the comments section below!

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RHOC Star Vicki Gunvalson Reveals Daughter Briana Almost Needed Her Leg Amputated!

Every mother's nightmare...

Recently, Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson appeared on The Daily Dish podcast where she revealed her daughter Briana Culberson almost had to have her leg amputated a couple of years ago.

Related: Vicki Gunvalson's Ex Brooks Ayers Is MARRIED!

The 31-year-old nurse was diagnosed with lupus in late 2016.

The "O.G. from the O.C." revealed:

"We almost lost her a couple years ago. That was one of the biggest fears I had in my life while I was filming; it's my 'Oh, my God' moment. And she was super, super sick; got a very, very bad infectious disease from the hospital. They almost amputated her leg."'

The Bravolebrity added:

"She was extremely sick. Put her in City of Hope [National Medical Center] and she was there in isolation for a month. The viewers don't know but we can share it now because she survived it. But it was horrible."

Culberson, husband Ryan, and their sons Troy and Owen currently live in North Carolina, and are not featured on the current season of the hit franchise.

"Now she's being treated for lupus out in University of North Carolina [Medical Center], which is actually where she works. She's an ER trauma nurse... They've got a great lupus center out there. So if God brought her out there to help her get through this, that was the good thing from it."

As we reported, in April of this year, Briana was hospitalized for lupus complications.

[Image via Vicki Gunvalson/Instagram.]

How Does Gwyneth Paltrow’s $600 Skin Routine Compare to Other Celebs’?

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Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Colton and Tia Are Awkwardly Reunited!

We were promised hookups, tears, and feuds in the Season 5 trailer for Bachelor in Paradise. And it looks like they've already begun to deliver.

Colton's long-awaited reunion with Tia Booth was a lot more complicated than either of them had imagined.

And even though there's now a gang of stars determined to take down Colton, this couple is only part of the drama. ...

Tia Booth with Colton Underwood

First we have to talk about Tia Booth and Colton Underwood.

Or, rather, about just Tia -- because Colton wasn't there yet.

That's right. Producers are messy b--ches who live for drama (literally, it's their livelihood), so they brought Tia in before Colton arrived ... and they gave her a date card.

Don't get us wrong, Tia totally had Colton on her mind. It had been months -- she revealed that they hadn't gotten to chat since The Bachelorette.

But Tia's no fool -- she had the date card and, hey, Chris was right there.

Colton Underwood Works Out Shirtless

To be fair to Chris, he went on this date with Tia with the impression that Colton was a thing of the past for her.

At the risk of sounding like a gossiping 11-year-old, we report that the two of them totally made out.

She even said "Colton who?" while they were kissing, which is ... a great way to tell the person you're kissing that you are, in fact, thinking about someone else.

Of course, as soon as this thing was Chris was underway, Colton arrived. Because of course that's how they timed it.

Producing a reality series is a genuine art form, folks.

Colton Underwood with Tia Booth

Colton was also given a date card right off the bat.

After what we imagine was some gentle prodding from producers, he did speak to some of the other fine young women in Paradise.

But he did, of course, hit things off with Tia again -- for the first time in nearly half a year.

They kissed, and Tia was clearly over the moon.

Colton wants to figure out what this situation really means for him.

Joe, 31

Ah, Grocery Store Joe.

We know from previews that he gets into conflict with Leo, but right now, he's living his best life and enjoying flirtations with just about every woman in Paradise.

Joe likes Tia, but Tia likes Colton (and liked Chris, however briefly).

Krystal likes Joe, but Joe likes Kendall. This, as we know, will lead to Leo calling him a "Grocery Store B--ch" which sounds like a turn-of-the-century insult that a farmer would hurl at a city-slicker.

Krystal also likes Kevin, so we'll keep our eyes on that as it develops.

Speaking of Kevin, he still has some sore feelings about his breakup with Ashley Iaconetti and her abrupt engagement to Jared.

Ashley Iaconetti and Kevin Wendt, Hockey Game

Let's see, what else?

Chris is teaming up with Nick and Jordan to take down Colton, which sounds totally plausible if they're sitcom characters or supervillains but is otherwise super weird to hear from adult ment.

Not as weird as Chris calling himself "Goose," but still weird. Especially since they're (sort of) the "Goose Gang."

No part of that is not awkward.

This is only the beginning of the drama, of course. There's so much more to follow -- including a lot of tears.

A British Couple Was Caught In The Act In The Middle Of A Park (VIDEO)

Cheeri-O face? A couple gave into the heat of the moment in the middle of a park in Leeds, England, and the entire act was caught on camera thanks to onlookers. The incident wasn’t without incident, as someone from a nearby cricket match came over and assaulted the dude. It takes either a lot of confidence, a lot of passion, or a lot of alcohol to hook up in public, and while we don’t condone it, we can’t deny that the hilarious video helps pass the time on a Wednesday. Hit the link below to see Brits Gone Wild.

Head HERE for the NSFW video 

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Leah Messer Flaunts Relationship With Scandalous New Boyfriend on Instagram!

Leah Messer's love life is a subject of constant fascination among Teen Mom 2 fans.

For a while there it looked as though Leah would get back together with Jeremy Calvert, but when that reconciliation fizzled out, Ms. Messer quickly rebounded.

Jason Jordan and Leah Messer

These days, Leah is dating Jason Jordan, and while he seems to make her immensely happy, some fans have taken issue with the budding romance.

Over the weekend, Leah documented her latest couple's getaway on Instagram, and some fans saw the pics as an opportunity to reiterate their complaints.

For one thing, Jason is much older than Leah (she's 26; he's 38).

It's not the kind of cradle-robbery that makes you want to alert the authorities, but it's enough of an age gap to raise a few eyebrows.

Jason Jordan Smiles with Leah

Especially since despite the fact that he's pushing 40, Jason still seems to have quite a bit of growing up to do.

Naturally, once word of the relationship went public, fans started doing their research and dug up everything they could about Jason.

The most interesting thing they unearthed was a series of YouTube videos in which Jason played a character named West Virginia Meth Man.

Now, as far as we know, Jason never dabbled in meth himself.

Leah Messer and Jason Jordan

And it appears he was just poking fun at some of the more, um ... colorful residents of his home state.

Still many found the skits to be in poor taste, particularly one video in which Jason (as Meth Man) commented on the Ray Rice domestic abuse scandal.

"Just want to make a little comment about Ray Rice," quoth Meth Man.

"Think he can go around punching women in the mouth, knocking them out cold. When I was high on meth one time I did that and nobody got mad. They just expect it out of me!"

Jason Jordan Photo

Now, that's obviously not the most tasteful joke, but anyone accusing Jason of condoning violence against women would be willfully misrepresenting the bit.

Should he have just refrained from joking about domestic violence at all? Probably?

But the crux of the gag is that only the most repugnant individuals -- your Ray Rices and your Meth Mans -- would engage in such behavior.

To be clear, the Meth Man routine isn't particularly funny, and Leah is probably overjoyed by the fact that her boyfriend has retired the character.

But a few seriously unfunny skits shouldn't be a deal breaker -- otherwise, Ariana Grande would have to dump Pete Davidson! Zing!

Father Talked to the Wrong Grave for 30 Years

Imagine visiting your buried loved one twice a year for 30 years. Think of the tales you’ve told them. The flowers you brought. The tears you cried. Now, imagine you shared that private moment with no one.

That’s what a Manchester man by the name George Salt had to go through.

For 30 years, he visited the headstone of his daughter Victoria, who died just two days after birth. And on the 30th year, they moved the headstone due to a “error” that had it in the wrong place initially. No real explanation was given as to why the headstone ended up on a vacant plot. The cemetery only offered “sincere apologies” for the mistake.

For those keeping score at home, “sincere apologies” is roughly one step below “thoughts and prayers” on the apology scale.

Salt told the BBC, “When you go to a grave, you sit and talk and say what your troubles are but the annoying thing is you’re talking to a piece of ground where she isn’t there.”

Nothing crazier than talking to a piece of ground that’s just a piece of ground.

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How Scott Disick Feels About Kourtney Kardashian and Younes Bendjima’s Breakup

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Ruby Rose, Alyson Stoner, and All The Sexiest Actresses For “The Meg” Red Carpet


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Earth-Shattering Scandal Afoot as Maine Lobster Festival Teen Sea Goddess Forced To Resign

I was okay when Roseanne was forced off of her show over racist tweets; I’m not super into the idea that everyone is basically forced to have an online presence and then punished when they say something dumb, but a television actor saying something as racist as what Roseanne Barr said is probably going to get fired no matter what medium they do it on. Just look at how much of a hit Mel Gibson’s career took.

I’ve even come to terms with James Gunn getting fired, even though it means that the actors involved in Guardians of the Galaxy won’t be likely to return to the Marvel Universe once their contracts are up and the third Guardians film will likely be sub-par and cost the studio hundreds of millions of dollars in lost revenue. Disney executives are far more likely to be okay with losing a few billion dollars here or there than they are with publicly admitting they made a mistake.

But this time these bastards have finally gone too far. You know what I’m talking about already, I’m sure, the forced resignation of the Maine Lobster Festival Sea Goddess after pictures surfaced of her smoking from a vape pen and even (gasp) smoking a marijuana! I know what she did was unforgivable, a teenager doing drugs, especially one as harmful as “weed,” a drug which our Attorney General will be happy to tell you is 30 times more deadly than heroin, but you do not mess with the Maine Lobster Festival Sea Goddess.

I just don’t know how to process this information. Disgraced former Sea Goddess Taylor Hamlin addressed the controversy on her Facebook, saying, in part:

I just wanted to let everyone know that the lobster festival committee has taken me down from the sea goddess position due to members of our community emailing pictures of me through out high school. Everybody is a teen once in awhile . I’m sorry to whoever didn’t receive the goddess they wanted and felt the need to sabotage this amazing thing that has happened to me. You clearly don’t know me well enough or know the real Taylor Hamlin. I am active through out our community, in sports, church, and school.

While I do find the fact that she once smoked a pot to be unforgivable and I think she should spend the rest of her life self-flagellating for it, but the office of Sea Goddess is bigger than that. What the Maine Lobster Festival has done is just given us an angry Sea Goddess. Do you have any idea what that could mean, especially with global warming? The seas are angry, Maine Lobster Festival, and they will have vengeance for their goddess! The Sea Goddess also has telepathic control over lobsters, who I can only assume are being commanded to escape their cages and rain terror on the populace like they did in Annie Hall.

Okay, I’m now being told that I’ve confused the Maine Lobster Festival Sea Goddess with Aquaman. I’ve been further informed that there is no proven link between either marijuana use or vaping and any negative health effects at all, and that no one has ever died from any illness caused by either of them in the entire history of the world because they’re entirely harmless. We at The Blemish regret the error.

What we actually have is just another sign of the times that we live in. We’re all expected to consider it completely normal for people to pore over everything we’ve ever done online or in our private lives and be perpetually punished for them. And this was really, literally nothing. It’s one thing to say “Okay, maybe we pull the reruns of The Cosby Show after Bill Cosby is accused of rape by over 50 women.” It’s a whole other to say a teenager smoking pot makes them unqualified to do literally anything. If we exclude everyone who smoked pot as a teenager from activities, the only people left are going to be those weird incels who worship Kermit the Frog impersonator Jordan B. Peterson, and that’s not a world anyone wants to live in.

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Check Out Selma Blair’s Beautiful Bikini Booty

I wonder why pools are not more highly utilized by celebrities. Selma has the right idea, but so many others seem to enjoy the misery of spending their time at beaches. Why would you want to swim around in chlorinated water when you could have a sandy enema blasted up your ass crack, right?

I understand why the rest of us go to the beach. It is because it is cheaper than a pool, and any pool that we can afford to go to is going to have water that is even dirtier than the oceans. But celebrities have enough money to afford going to a private club where they can keep out riffraff like us. I don’t blame them for that. I wouldn’t want me in there either. So why they do not make use of those features puzzles me.

I surely would not hang around the public. Eck, just saying the word leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I am going to have to drink a lot of straight alcohol tonight in order to kill all of that nasty bacteria. I was going to drink a lot anyway, but now there is a more useful purpose.


[More From Selma Blair Right Here!]

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Carrie Underwood Is Pregnant: Look Back on Her Cutest Moments With First Child Isaiah

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Supermodel Josephine Skriver Pimping New Victoria’s Secret Lingerie

It is not fair that Victoria’s Secret can get away with this sort of thing. That they can have Josephine Skriver stand around their clothes and imply that women will look more like her is infuriating. There are starry eyed men out there that are going to fall for these shenanigans, and after having maxed out the family credit card, are going to be left with nothing but disappointment after seeing their same old lady wearing the lingerie. Because, let’s face it, she is never going to wear the clothes again, and it isn’t like you can return it after that.

Once it becomes likely that bodily fluids have come into contact with fabric, stores tend to hold tight to their return policy and no amount of tears can change their minds. Trust me, I’ve tried. Seeing a grown man sob like his team just lost the Super Bowl is one of the hardest things to witness, and yet those heartless gypsies stood there like marble statues. Unmoved. The world of retail really has a way of destroying people spiritually. In my family we nicknamed my mother Retail because she used similar tactics.


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”Rockstar” Shannon Ford Saves Pregnant BFF Taylor Monaco From Tequila Shots on Very Cavallari

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Carrie Underwood Is Pregnant With Baby No. 2

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Willie Jones’ “Runs In Our Blood” (Perez Hilton Performance)

It makes us so happy to have Willie Jones perform his new single for us! It's been inspiring to follow his career from The X Factor through today!

Growing, working on his craft, developing his sound!

Bringing his swagger to country music, his new single is shaking Nashville up - in the best way!

Check out this acoustic take of Runs In Our Blood above!

Then CLICK HERE to check out more music from Willie Jones!

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