On Tuesday, the engaged couple enjoyed a double date with Joe Jonas and his fiancée Sophie Turner at the tennis tournament during which they cheered on Serena Williams, who defeated Karolina Pliskova.
Chopra, 36, shared a sweet selfie with Nick, 25, Joe, 29, and Turner, 22, on Instagram, writing, “It’s a #famjam at #usopen.”
“Priyanka put her head on Nick’s shoulder—they looked so cute,” a source told PEOPLE of the pair, who was joined by her mother Madhu.
A post shared by Priyanka Chopra (@priyankachopra) on Sep 4, 2018 at 8:23pm PDT
The adorable family outing comes days after Chopra and Jonas’ Labor Day weekend vacation. The duo spent the holiday at one of his favorite getaways: Mammoth Mountain, California.
In the photo, which he captioned “A man and the mountains. @priyankachopra,” Nick held a can of beer in his hand while admiring a beautiful view of the mountains in the background.
“Magical,” Chopra captioned her snapshot from their getaway home.
Last month, Nick and Chopra confirmed their engagement by posting a photo from their engagement party in Mumbai, India.
“Future Mrs. Jonas. My heart. My love,” Nick captioned the photo, which shows Chopra lovingly gazing into his eyes with her hand placed on his chest.
“Taken… With all my heart and soul,” Chopra captioned her photo. At their engagement party, Chopra and Nick’s families met for the first time.
Love just got a partner. @priyankachopra just found her man- @nickjonas They now are engaged to each other. The smile in her eyes tells a story…Yes, love stories still are alive & blushing red these 2 loverbirds confirm that for me. Happiness was the chief guest of the day! pic.twitter.com/KHrLdENdmc
— Mushtaq Shiekh (@shiekhspear) August 18, 2018
Chopra shared several other photos from the gathering including a group picture of herself and Nick as well as his parents Denise and Kevin Sr.
“The only way to do this… with Family and God,” Chopra wrote.
For the celebration, Chopra wore a bright yellow Abu Jani Sandeep Khosla Couture suit. Nick also dressed in traditional Indian apparel for the party.
PEOPLE confirmed Jonas proposed to Chopra on her 36th birthday while the lovebirds were vacationing in London.
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes wishing you had a club and spade?
Gellar, 41, posted an adorable selfie of the pair on Instagram Monday, writing, “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But years later, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
Gellar and Prinze Jr. married on Sept. 1, 2002, after meeting on the set of the 1997 thriller I Know What You Did Last Summer.
Together, the duo shares 8-year-old daughter Charlotte Grace and 6-year-old son Rocky James.
Anniversary #latergram Someone told me -Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But years later, you wish you had a club and a spade. #happyanniversary @realfreddieprinze
A post shared by Sarah Michelle (@sarahmgellar) on Sep 4, 2018 at 10:28am PDT
Since they started dating in 2000, they have appeared in multiple films together including Scooby Doo and Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (as each other’s love interests, Fred and Daphne), and have voiced characters in Happily N’Ever After and Star Wars Rebels.
In 2016, Gellar told PEOPLE the secret to her successful marriage is paying attention to one’s partner.
“Take the 10 minutes – put the phone down. Have a cup of coffee together. Walk the dog at the end of the night. Read a story with your kids,” she said. “Make the most of the time that you have. We are all pulled in so many directions, so make sure that, whichever one you are focusing on, you’re present.”
That same year, Prinze Jr. revealed during a Facebook Live interview how he knew Gellar was the one for him.
“A lot of girls back then in Hollywood as far as actresses, they didn’t eat; they ate salad,” he said of the couple’s first date to a Los Angeles restaurant. “And I had gone on a date with a handful of them; they would never eat what I would eat. You have to have that in common with me if we’re going to get along.”
“And so Sarah came to dinner with me, and we sat down and she ate everything, including a crab that they let walk across the counter, then kill while it was alive in some oil and said, ‘It’s popcorn, try,’ ” he continued. “And she ate it without even blinking, and I was like, ‘Yo, my girl is legit.’ “
Demi Moore treated her three daughters to a screening of her 1995 film Now and Then.
The 55-year-old actress stopped by Hollywood Forever Cemetery in Los Angeles, California, on Sunday night. Moore, who played the adult version of Samantha Albertson in the film, was accompanied by her three children — Rumer, 30, Scout, 27, and Tallulah, 24 — on a sweet mother-daughter date night.
Moore took the stage at the screening hosted by Cinespia alongside eldest daughter Rumer, co-star Thora Birch, the film’s writer Marlene King and director Lesli Linka Glatter.
The group introduced the film to a packed audience and posed together in a diner setting much like the one their younger counterparts often went to for ice cream floats in the film.
The film was 30-year-old Rumer’s first role in a film as Angela Albertson, Samantha’s younger sister.
The outing comes weeks after Moore and ex-husband Bruce Willis reunited for Rumer’s 30th birthday. The two actors, who separated in 2000, enjoyed a lunch together alongside Rumer, Scout and Tallulah.
In a now-deleted Instagram Story video, Tallulah shared a glimpse into the festivities as her family sang “Happy Birthday” to Rumer.
Her sisters could be heard adding on to the song in the background, singing, “We hope you come back… sober!” as Rumer blew out the candles while dad Bruce and mom Demi looked on from opposite sides of the table.
A post shared by Rumer Willis (@rumerwillis) on Aug 18, 2018 at 10:19am PDT
In a photobooth snap, Rumer also cheekily thanked her parents, writing, “Thanks for making me. .”
The family was joined by their friends at a party hosted by them in which the large group sang another round of “Happy Birthday” and cheered for Rumer.
Bruce hugged his daughter and kissed her on the forehead while she bent her head and laughed at the round of applause.
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In July, the actress and her ex-husband reunited during the Comedy Central of Bruce Willis, during which Moore cracked jokes about their marriage and his skills as a parent.
“Bruce is super generous. When our daughter Rumer was a baby and it was his turn to change the diaper in the middle of the night, he would lean over and whisper to me, ‘I’ll give you a thousand dollars right now if you change that diaper,'” Moore said.
“Scout asked me not to say anything, but just last week he offered her a thousand dollars to change his diaper,” the actress continued. “Some things never change.”
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White people have taken back battle rap.
Eminem surprised fans last week with the release of Kamikaze. The album dissed anyone and everyone under the sun. One diss that got the most play was Eminem taking at aim Machine Gun Kelly.
Oh, you run the streets, huh?
Now you wanna come and fuck with me, huh?
This little cock-sucker, he must be feelin’ himself
He wants to keep up his tough demeanor
So he does a feature, decides to team up with Nina
But next time you don’t gotta use Tech N9ne If you wanna come at me with a sub, Machine Gun
And I’m talkin’ to you, but you already know who the fuck you are, Kelly
I don’t use sublims and sure as fuck don’t sneak-diss But keep commenting on my daughter Hailie
I keep on telling motherfuckers
But just in case you forgot really and need Ja memories
Jarred like strawberry or pineapple, apricot jelly
I respond rarely, but this time Shady ’bout to sound off
Like a fuckin’ cocked semi Glock, demi-god
Let me put a fucking silencer on this little non-threatening blond fairy cornball takin’ shots at me
You’re not ready, fool, break yourself like Rocksteady Crew
Obviously, I’m not gettin’ through
We can get it poppin’ like Redenbach, lettin’ off like Remy Ma
Heavy artillery, Godzilla, harsh with a hard shell
With a motherfucking heart bigger than Bizarre’s belly
Only time you’ll ever say I lost You’ll be talkin’ ’bout Fetty Wap, better call Diddy
Just to try to get me off, and you better hope I don’t call Trick Trick
Bitch, this shit don’t fly in our city
Punk, you don’t disrespect OGs, R.I.P. Prodigy
Machine Gun Kelly previously dissed Eminem earlier this year with some weak bars about Marshall not being a Rap God. He also tweeted “ok so I just saw a picture of Eminem’s daughter…and I have to say, she is hot as fuck, in the most respectful way possible cuz Em is king.” Back when Hailie was 16.
Proving to have a death wish, MGK released the full diss song “Rap Devil” as a response to Kamikaze.
You don’t have to listen. All he does is call Eminem old.
Eminem has yet to respond. Nothing worse than knowing you’re gonna die soon, but don’t have an exact time.
The GOAT wasn’t the only rapper MGK was beefing with this past weekend. MGK went on Funk Flex and spit some bars aimed at G-Eazy.
LETS JUST KEEP IT G pic.twitter.com/jSzuJe1TSk
— (@machinegunkelly) August 31, 2018
MGK implies that he fucked Halsey, who has an on-again off-again romance with G-Eazy.
Eazy did respond. This time with “Bad Boy.”
Again, you don’t have to listen. It’s not very good. G-Eazy sounds like a white Drake.
MGK has yet to respond. Probably because he can only focus on one beef at once.
After waiting all summer for Drake to respond to Pusha T, rap needed a good beef heading into the fall. Unfortunately we’re stuck with two white guys trying to be Eminem.
At least we have the Real Slim Shady to stand up to this nonsense.
Everyone hates the stock photos that come in picture frames. But what if every stock photo was of Jeff Goldblum?
Some charity shop in Australia replaced those pictures of the perfect white couple with photos of the greatest actor in any generation.
Someone who works at a charity shop put Jeff Goldblum in every single photo frame pic.twitter.com/ey67khUNiG
— SimonR (@Simonreah) September 1, 2018
This is on par with London crafting a giant Jeff Goldblum Jurassic Park statue despite Goldblum/the film having no ties to London.
If that doesn’t sell those frames I don’t know what will
— NOL’imits (@noliebean) September 2, 2018
On impulse I purchased 37 of them.
— SimonR (@Simonreah) September 2, 2018
Hold our beers.
(That’s our office restroom. It started with one and somehow got out of hand …) pic.twitter.com/PsvWvoMyhK
— Johnny Haeusler (@spreeblick) September 3, 2018
Somebody needs to give that person a raise
— Rose DF (@_Astro_Nerd_) September 3, 2018
Would be even funnier if the person in question was married with kids, but only had photos of Jeff Goldblum around the house
— Benjamin Fearn (@bjlfearn) September 3, 2018
Not all heroes wear capes
— MOOOOSE #LittleScrot (@littlescrot) September 3, 2018
Doing God’s work
— Sonny Etchell (@sonny_etchell) September 3, 2018
When in doubt, Goldblum out.
The new Bachelor is a virgin and nope. Not buying it.
Colton Underwood has been tapped as the next Bachelor for ABC. He’s a former NFL player who dated Aly Raisman before appearing on The Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise
This dude has done way too many reality shows, not to mention his football career, to still be a virgin. It’s like a prerequisite that you must have had sex at least once before each reality show appearance.
Underwood previously dated Bachelor contestant Tia Booth. The two are currently on Bachelor in Paradise and things seem to be going well. Here’s a photo Underwood posted of the two following Monday’s episode.
Thank you for teaching me even more about myself, and most importantly, for your friendship that I know will continue far beyond Paradise. Don’t settle for anything less than the world, because that’s what you deserve. Can’t wait to see what the future has in store for you and catch up on life some day, preferably over a hot dog dinner.
The Bachelor is in like its 30th season, not including Bachelorette, and there have been roughly two success stories. Even that might be a stretch.
But I’m sure the guy who has never had sex will find wedded bliss on a reality show filled with women who just want to be on television.
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These days, Demi Lovato is still in rehab after suffering an overdose that nearly claimed her life back in July.
Sources close to the singer say she's fully devoted herself to the hard work of recovery, dividing her time between an in-patient treatment facility in Arizona and a Chicago psychiatric hospital where she consults with the experts who helped her get sober the first time.
Unfortunately, it's impossible to put one's life on hold for a month or more in order to attend to one's health -- especially when you're the head of a multimillion-dollar media empire.
And so, while she attempts to get to the root of her relapse and battle the demons that stand between her and a long, healthy life Demi also has to deal with the headaches of the outside world.
And of course, she must do all of this while formulating a plan for re-entry into everyday life that will allow her to put into practice the lessons she learned in treatment.
That next step was complicated this week by news that Demi is losing control of certain aspects of her life while in rehab.
Several media outlets reported that Lovato's bodyguards have taken up residence in her $9.4 million Beverly Hills mansion.
Sources claimed the employees have multiple women living in the house with them and have become a nuisance to neighbors.
Now, according to Radar Online, Lovato and her team have reached the decision to sell the house, partially due to the bodyguard situation, and partially because doing so will allow the pop icon to make a clean break with her past.
"They do not want her druggie friends knowing where she lives anymore," one insider tells Radar.
"They know that the house will be a trigger for her when she gets out, too"
Insiders say that although Demi has a profound sentimental attachment to the home, she'll be happy to be rid of it, as it's been a frequent source of aggravation over the years.
In addition to the wild parties that took place there, the property itself has caused a fair bit of drama.
Last year, Demi was forced to evacuate the home after mudslides put it in danger of falling off a cliff.
Sounds like if the sale goes through as planned, Demi will have one less major headache to cope with when she finally leaves treatment, a step she'll reportedly take sometime before the end of 2018.
A popular pro skateboarder has been sentenced to four years in prison in connection with a fatal DUI crash that killed his friend, according to multiple reports.
The incident happened at 10:05 p.m. on August 30, 2017, when Cory Kennedy was driving his mother’s Audi Quattro wagon around Vashon Island in Washington state, about 17 miles south of downtown Seattle.
Kennedy, 27, lost control of the vehicle, which smashed into two trees, killing one of his passengers and injuring another.
When police arrived on the scene, they found empty beer cans inside the vehicle, according to multiple news outlets, including Seattle’s Q13 FOX. Kennedy was under the influence of alcohol and marijuana. Police drew his blood and found that he had consumed marijuana and was driving with a .11 blood alcohol content. The legal limit in Washington is .08.
According to the police report, Kennedy admitted he’d been speeding.
The crash instantly killed Preston ‘P-Stone’ Maigetter, a married 45-year-old with two children. Maigetter was a skateboarding videographer, who made videos of skateboarders for social media. He also worked for Thrasher magazine, which covers skateboarding. He and Kennedy had been friends for several years before the crash.
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Another friend received a fractured foot in the crash. Kennedy was uninjured.
Kennedy, who has appeared in the films Pretty Sweet and Beware of Sasquatch, was arrested at the scene and booked into King County Jail.
He was convicted of vehicular homicide and vehicular assault on Friday. He will serve 48 months in prison. Upon his release, he will serve 369 days of home monitoring.
During the sentencing, a prosecutor acknowledged that Kennedy did not act with malicious intent, but that his actions that night were inexcusable.
“Mr. Kennedy might be a talented athlete and a good person, but on Aug. 30, 2017, he was selfish and irresponsible,” King County deputy prosecuting attorney Amy Freedheim said in court, according to Seattle’s KIRO-TV.
According to the station, Kennedy was contrite and apologetic for his actions. “This will forever be the biggest mistake of my life,” he told the court.
PEOPLE confirms that Kennedy had a history of traffic infractions, receiving multiple speeding tickets in the years leading up to the crash.
If ever there was a body made for a sundress, it belongs to Emily Ratajkowski. Or maybe it was the sundress that was made for her body?
No, that cannot be it. Sundresses must have been around for thousands of years at the very least. It isn’t like the Sun was a recent invention so I do not see why it would have taken so long for women to come up with an item of clothing that allows a gentle breeze to kiss their vajayjays.
To be honest, I would not be surprised if paleontologists discovered cavewomen that are still preserved in their summerwear in the near future. Granted, the dress will not be up to the standard of the modern incarnation, but it will be reminiscent. Just because it is made out of fig leaves or sabretooth tiger fur does not mean that it does not count. Maybe their summers were just a bit cooler than ours so they needed their dresses to be a little thicker.
I bet Emily cold still pull off the look of a sabretooth tiger fur dress, and there has got to be some eccentric fashion designer out there who would like to see her wearing one. So my only question is why it has not been made yet?
Photo Credit: MEGA / Backgrid USA / Splash News
Now, Cardi is setting a different tone with her very first photo of her baby, Kulture.
This pic is too precious for words, folks.
Cardi B is a new mom, but she's been playing it safe, avoiding plastering her precious baby's face all over social media before the amniotic fluid is even cleaned off.
She's still shared photos, but she's been avoiding letting fans see baby Kulture directly. A stroller is not a baby photo, folks.
Over Labor Day Weekend, however, Cardi changed her tune a little, sharing a picture of her baby.
Cardi captioned the photo: "I needed a girl like you."
Here is the picture.
Obviously, Cardi is still avoiding showing Kulture's face. A lot of celebrity parents make this choice to protect the privacy of their children.
Some consider it futile or even an insult to fans, but others applaud the decision. The parents chose to be celebrities -- their children did not. Kulture is literally still a baby.
But this photo that Cardi shared on Sunday shows something more important than her baby's face -- it shows the developing love and bond between daughter and 25-year-old mother.
Kulture's hands are so little compared to her mother's -- and Cardi is a small woman.
It really drives home how tiny Kulture is. Right now, Cardi is her whole world.
In the wee hours of Sunday morning, Cardi also gave fans a glimpse of her breastfeeding Kulture -- but, again, she did not give fans a real look at her baby.
"No sleep after the studio unless Kulture say soo," Cardi captioned the post.
The new mom is much less reserved about showing off her own body -- before, during, and after her pregnancy.
That makes sense, because it's her body.
She can strip down into lingerie or less if she wants.
Unfortunately, though Cardi loves her career and her baby and her husband, Offset, not everything is perfect.
Last week, it came out that Cardi allegedly ordered a Cardi-beatdown of two women, one of whom she has reportedly spent months accusing of having banged Offset.
The two women are bartenders at a strip club. They are also sisters.
One of the women was allegedly assaulted earlier last month by people she identified as associates of Cardi's.
Then, last week, she and her sister were allegedly attacked by members of Cardi's entourage, who were said to have thrown seats and bottles at the sisters.
The matter was reportedly taken to the police, so we of course hope that justice will be done.
No one should be physically assaulted. Not with fists and elbows, and not with bottles and chairs.
If there really was an attack, perhaps the strip club has security footage as evidence to identify the culprits -- who could share why they did it.
Hopefully, it was not on Cardi's orders.
And, as some pointed out, if Cardi thinks that Offset has been banging other beauties, she should really take that up with him, not with women she doesn't really know.
I love our weekly bikini roundups, and I think I love them even more when they come at the end of a three-day weekend. Gives the hotties more time in the sun and a lot more opportunities to end up in a photograph posted online.
First up we’ve got yachting buddies Ann Kathrin and Anna Sharypova, followed closely by tanning enthusiast and noted George Hamilton lookalike Teresa Giudice. Vampire Diaries star Nina Dobrev was playing a little beach volleyball, which is funny because I just took my daughters to see that movie Dog Days with her in it. The girls enjoyed it. I fell asleep.
Nina was joined on the beach volleyball court by April Love Geary, whose name sounds to me like a Happy Days spinoff. Finally we’ve got Georgina Rodriguez, who also set a course for sexiness on a seafaring vessel this weekend.
It was a great weekend any way you slice it. Sure it’s the official end of summer, but these pics are sure to keep the good times rolling for at least a few weeks. Or at least until next week’s bikini roundup. You can last a week on these, no problem.
Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA
No movie is without its faults, and The Conjuring movies certainly have their fair share—every scene is either an exposition dump or a jump scare scene that takes an eternity to pay off. However, if you like yourself a classy horror film, this is a relatively classy franchise. I still haven’t—nor will I ever at this point—seen that Annabelle sequel that was a prequel that people keep telling me is good. I don’t have time for it. Who the hell does?
Anyway, the next Conjuring spin-off, The Nun, opens this coming Friday making it the perfect time for a takedown from the good folks over at Screen Junkies. This week, they’ve brought us an Honest Trailer based around the titular films in the franchise. It’s another solid entry in the series, nothing laugh out loud funny, but lots of decent zingers.
I find it weird that Patrick Wilson is James Wan’s good luck charm actor. He’s one of those guys I constantly forget about, and then he’ll show up in something and I’m like, Patrick Wilson… where do I know him from? Every director needs their good luck charm actor, whether it’s J.J. Abrams and Greg Grunberg or Ron Howard and his brother Clint. I guess I just don’t get how Patrick Wilson is that guy for James Wan. Should they want to reboot The Odd Couple again, cast those two.
Kindergarten kind of sucks. We can admit that. It’s a bunch of kids running around learning how to not be sociopaths, a process that doesn’t actually work until they turn 25. I wouldn’t go to a kindergarten, and most people I know agree with me. Kevin Spacey might go, but that’s it, really.
The Xinshahui Kindergarten in China found a way to make kindergarten actually bearable for parents dropping off their childen, though: They hired a pole dancer. It’s going to be very hard to top that with the school talent show. You know what talent kindergartners have? Some of them can poop in the potty and I guess they learn to talk around that age. No one wants to watch a 5-year-old sing Abba. It’s not cute, it’s just making “Fernando” bad.
Whomever the Southern Metropolis Daily newspaper talked to didn’t seem very keen about it. They didn’t give the names of the parents they interviewed, so I’m guessing it was all moms.
“For a kindergarten to host a pole dancer in its opening ceremony shows the taste and the emotional intelligence of the teachers,” one parent posted on the mobile messenger WeChat.
Are we sure he means that in a bad way? I would way rather see a pole dancer than listen to some kid struggle to work their way through Clifford the Big Red Dog. They don’t ask the important questions like “Why would anyone adopt a dog that big?” and “Does he have giant parents as well, or this an Andre the Giant situation?” It must be, right? We’d know if there were packs of giant dogs roaming the countryside causing comical mischief.
But while online users ridiculed the ceremony, Southern Metropolis Daily says that many parents at the school are afraid that the experience will have lasting damage on their infants, and some had subsequently withdrawn their children from studying at the school.
Yes, if there’s one thing that will damage an infant for life, it’s seeing a breast. At least that is what it says in this flyer I found stuck to my window that was printed by Carnation. I don’t think they would lie to sell more formula, would they?
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Nike unveiled their 30th anniversary version of their “Just Do It” campaign today, letting their new spokesperson reveal the ad on his Twitter feed.
— Colin Kaepernick (@Kaepernick7) September 3, 2018
It’s Colin Kaepernick, the guy who started kneeling during the national anthem to protest police brutality. This has made stupid people very mad because, I think, they believe police brutality is good or they hate black people or something… It’s hard to follow the logic of people for whom logic doesn’t enter the picture.
Luckily for us these people had the most epic meltdown on Twitter and started burning their shoes. Seriously.
— John Rich (@johnrich) September 3, 2018
This next dude has 100% never touched a vagina or a penis that wasn’t attached to his own body. Whatever genitals he wants to touch, that’s fine, but he never has and he never will.
— Trump2020 (@45pres2020) September 4, 2018
First the @NFL forces me to choose between my favorite sport and my country. I chose country. Then @Nike forces me to choose between my favorite shoes and my country. Since when did the American Flag and the National Anthem become offensive? pic.twitter.com/4CVQdTHUH4
— Sean Clancy (@sclancy79) September 3, 2018
— Chance McClain (@TexasChance) September 3, 2018
I could watch these all day. A lot of people are tweeting that instead of destroying your very expensive clothing you could donate it to the homeless, and that’s a fair point. But look at how funny these videos are. Seriously, the only way these would be funnier is if they were wearing the sneakers while they burned them. Even better than that, though, was the jokes at the expense of the dipshits burning their shoes.
Colin your kneeling has taken a toll on my marriage. I can't achieve an erection during intercourse anymore because I'm too angry thinking about how you disrespect the flag and the troops. I hope you're happy.
— Barry McCockiner (@Sp0rtsTalkJo3) September 3, 2018
— Coach Trotter (@coachtrotter81) September 4, 2018
Nike doesn’t actually have good morals, they basically make their shoes with slave labor and the only reason Phil Knight isn’t the first person you think of when you’re thinking about douchebag rich weirdos who probably spend their nights thinking of ways to defeat Superman is that Elon Musk exists. Still a pretty funny video.
wow can’t believe colin kaepernick just became the official spokesperson of brake lines
— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) September 4, 2018
This is 100% true. If you have brake lines in your car it means Colin Kaepernick is your BFF.
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Last week, Ami Brown was honored on a birthday that many had feared she would never live to see.
Alaskan Bush People is back (and trampling Keeping Up With The Kardashians in the ratings), and the Brown family is reflecting on how grateful they are.
Billy Brown shares that the decision to move the family to Washington was difficult -- but there was never really another option.
In an interview with Monsters and Critics, Billy Brown says that the decision to move to Washington came after they realized that there was no real alternative.
"We didn’t really have much choice in how we decided," Billy admits.
Alaska, he says, was a non-starter. "The doctors were quite emphatic that we couldn’t go back there."
"it was just too hard to get her to…to set up something she would need if something happened." Billy explains.
Billy adds: "and we also have to go in every three months now to get CAT scans and CT scans."
The Brown family has made a lot of money with their show, but not enough to build a private hospital in the wilderness. Moving to Washington was a practical choice.
"I guess it was just time, you know, the Good Lord, it was just time…" Billy says. "You wouldn’t believe what he gave us."
"We thought everything was gone," he says, referring to Ami's lung cancer. "But you have a little bit of faith…he gave us more than we could ever imagine."
As you may recall, around this time last year, her odds of survival were placed at around 3%. She's still alive and well.
"We could not have ordered it in a dream and it have been better than what he had given us," Billy says. "It’s just a brand new world."
Billy and Ami weren't the only Brown family members who had input on the matter.
"The doc was saying how hard it was on Mom and everything," Bear explains in that same interivew.
"We all figured that it was just time" to move, he reveals, adding "and the best thing to do" was to head to Washington.
Bear explains: "because if we were waiting until Mom was healed up to move back…"
"It seems like one thing that may never happen and she would be constantly waiting," Bear concludes. That is very honest of him.
Billy says that, even though moving to the "Lower 48" was a big decision, he is fond of the 435 acre property he purchased.
"It really surprised us," Billy says of their new homestead. "Because it’s wonderful what we’ve got."
"The people down here," Billy adds. "It’s a lot like Alaska to be honest with you."
Rumor has it that some of Billy's new neighbors are resentful of people they see as entertainment industry "big-shots" turning their town into a reality show set.
"People’s attitudes and all," Billy says. "Critters that we’ve never heard of."
During the season premiere, Billy commented on their new home.
"We've fought hard," Billy said at the time. "We deserve to be here."
"I think this is definitely the biggest adventure we've had," he added.
Thankfully, Washington gave them the right balance of a rural wooded environment while also being a location from which they could take Ami to the hospital when needed.
We have to admit, however, that many fans are still curious about whatever happened to the family's plans to move to Colorado.
I had no idea that there was another Knowles worthy of being noticed. Beyoncé can take a backseat for right now because Elyse is sure something to stare at. She even wears a toga like some kind of goddess. Where has this heavenly creature been all my life. This proves that I need to be more open-minded and attend fashion shows. I won’t ever need TV again if I’m allowed to watch women like this all of the time. Elyse has the potential to be my primary source of entertainment by just standing there and looking pretty. Seems to me she’s already a professional at that. And I would have no problem paying her my full salary for recreational glimpses at the greatest looking woman with two fine working legs that I’ve seen in a long time.
The most amazing part about Elyse is that she looks great in everything. Every outfit is her color. And every toga makes her look like a work of art. There’s no dress that she could ever throw on and have me second guess whether I should suggest that she change or not. I guess that’s the side effects of being perfect.
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A 7-year-old girl was found unconscious at the bottom of a crowded pool in Washington, D.C., on Monday, but she was rescued by park staff in a scene officials called “astounding.”
The girl, whose name has not been made public, was pulled from the pool unresponsive around 4 p.m. as families gathered in the water for a Labor Day celebration, a spokesman with the D.C.’s Fire and Emergency Medical Services Department tells PEOPLE.
Paramedics were called to the scene around 4:10 p.m., and arrived to find the girl unconscious and breathing.
“She was revived by pool staff. When we arrived, she was conscious and alert and doing great,” the spokesman says. “Frankly, our paramedics were a bit astounded that she was in such wonderful conditions considering the circumstances in which she was found.”
The girl was taken to a local hospital. Authorities are working to determine the circumstances that led to the incident.
Shawn Zeller, a witness who called 911, told the Washington Post that the pool was at full capacity when a man screamed and pulled the little girl from the water. He told the publication that, “She was completely lifeless. She had no control over her body. She was limp.”
Zeller detailed the incident in a Facebook post Monday evening, writing that there should have been more than two life guards alongside the packed pool.
“A bystander pulled a lifeless girl out of one of the shallowest sections of the pool. A lifeguard performed CPR and her lungs cleared. Her body jerked back to life,” he wrote. “These public pools, which serve children and adults who cannot swim, need to be fully staffed.”
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Officials with The D.C. Department of Parks and Recreation did not immediately respond to a request for comment from PEOPLE. Director Keith A. Anderson told the Post that the department’s “top priority is to ensure that our guests are safe.”
Department officials said the pool was adequately staffed on the day of the incident and that lifeguards followed protocol in the incident, according to the Post. Anderson told the publication that the department will look into the “entire matter.”
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