- We found the male Rachel Dolezal [CavemanCircus]
- Tom Hiddleston is in a slump, pimping for Disney [Celebitchy]
- Chris Pine talks about his penis size [Celebitchy]
- Wayne Rooney‘s wife hit up Greece’s beach [GCeleb]
- Delta Airlines will cover you in crap. Literally [TheBlemish]
- Candice Swanepoel‘s booty is amazing [MoeJackson]
- John Mayer says he hasn’t been a dick in a year [Dlisted]
- Eiza Gonzalez in tight Catwoman suit (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip]
- Top 7 reasons you should hate babies [Linkiest]
- 90 Day Fiance‘s Ashley Martson kidnapped, raped & almost killed [Starcasm]
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Hey, things got pretty crazy this week, didn't they, America?
It's times like this that we need the genuine batsh-t insanity of someone like Tila Tequila to remind us that things could always be marginally worse.
As some of our older readers may recall, Ms. Tequila was a popular figure on MySpace, which was an arcane rune-based communications system popular among early homonids in the days before
The site died an ugly, premature death after overdosing on the milliojns of HTML customizations and Fall Out Boy videos everyone crammed into their personal pages, but Tila's notoriety has survived.
The reason for this is that she's hands down the craziest celebrity on the planet.
You're probably asking yourself, how could she be crazier than Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Donald John Trump?
To which we say, believe it or not, Tila wins that contest by a mile.
We could rattle off a decade's worth of bizarre incidents as proof -- such as the time she claimed to have evidence that Michelle Obama is secretly a man, or the many times she insisted she's some sort of alien Nazi.
Instead we'll just share this video in which Tila casually explains that she was possessed for several years and Paris Hilton murdered her fiancee.
"So back in 2012 I was in Hollywood and I was in the world of Satan. I was possessed by Satan. Hollywood is a platform built by Satan," Tila tells the camera.
"They kept sending me to doctors to overdose me and kill me."
From there Tila goes on to describe how the death of her fiancee Casey Johnson was the result of a Satanic ritual orchestrated by Paris and Nicki Hilton.
“Paris and Nicky Hilton sacrificed Casey while I was in Texas. All of the demonic chicks like Courtenay Semel, Jasmine Lennard, The Hilton sisters went against me because they were the one who sacrificed her," Tequila says.
"She told me all of their secrets and then they tried to sacrifice me.”
From there, the ladies busted out some Xans and eight balls, because apparently that's customary following a ritual sacrifice.
"I was disgusted," Tila says "So I took two Xanax bars and did two 8 balls of cocaine. Satan had me so on drugs.”
Check out the whole 40-minute (!!!) video for more insanity.
Hopefully, it's the first episode of a new talk show entitlted It's the Tequila Talking!
Ashley and Jay are one of this season's new 90 Day Fiance couples, and so far they've been fun to watch.
Unfortunately, Ashley's life has known real pain and real horror, as she took to social media to reveal.
When she was 19 years old, Ashley was kidnapped by a stranger.
Ashley Martson took to Instagram to share an important, personal story with her followers.
"As most of you know," Ashley writes. "An old friend decided to send the tabloids a very personal story about me."
"Yes," Ashley continues. "When I was 19 I was kidnapped, raped, and almost killed by a stranger."
That is absolutely horrific.
"Many outlets were reaching out to me for comment," Ashley shares.
"I reached out to @johnyates327 who was also sent the story," Ashley says. "And asked him to leak it first"
Ashley says that she knew that the report would come out anywya.
She then writes that she asked for it to be leaked "because I wasn’t sure how the other tabloids would portray me."
That is a very fair concern.
"I knew he would post it with the with dignity and respect," Ashley says. "With the understanding that this is a very sensitive subject."
"People are disgusting," Ashley says.
"Sending this story to tabloids shows how s--tty people really are," Ashley expresses.
"Everyone take it easy on @johnyates327," she asks. "He has my permission."
Ashley is known now for her sweet (if dramatic) romance with Jay.
We can understand her nervousness about fans reading up on her backstory.
Her case involves some truly horrific details.
In 2005, when she was 19, she was on her way to her job when a man, Sean Patrick Gallagher, tried to rob her.
He pressed a box cutter to her throat.
When she told him that she did not have any money, he forced her into the back of her own car and bound her hands with zip ties.
He then drove her car to a small athletic field where he terrorized and sexually assaulted her.
Police testified at Gallagher's trial that he had bound her hands so tightly that they turned blue.
He never let her go -- she had to escape.
Though Ashley was only 19 at the time, she mustered the incredible courage to fight back.
She struck him with her bag and used her own teeth to chew through the zip ties that bound her.
Gallagher was identified by DNA evidence.
It took the jury only 90 minutes to hand down the conviction.
Ashley was right to be nervous about how she would be portrayed and how she would be perceived.
Unfortunately, even after the dawn of #MeToo, too many women are second-guessed or even blamed after surviving harrowing attacks.
And now that Ashley has seen ugly responses from fans and viewers, she has to be on her guard about any stories about her.
(It wasn't so long ago that a fan tried to portray her fiance, Jay, as some sort of sexual predator, using clearly fake texts to make it look like he'd flirted with a 16-year-old)
The world can be so unkind, even to people who have been through unspeakable experiences.
The 2018 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was a rousing success—or should I say, it was an arousing success! Let’s take a look at some of the highlights from this year’s show featuring some of the hottest supermodels in the industry strutting their stuff in some of the sexiest lingerie imaginable!
First up is Bella Hadid in a push-up bra and transparent panties—though she appears to have protected against any sort of wardrobe malfunction. Kendall Jenner is up next, rocking some sort of peacock look that doesn’t seem particularly comfortable.
Toni Garrn is always a delight, and her outfit this year is appropriately sunny and cheerful. Elsa Hosk has her game face on, walking around like the absolute sexiest orrery I’ve ever seen. Lais Ribeiro looks amazing in black, but this particular outfit looks like Gene Simmons’ wet dream. She’s followed by the hellaciously hot Sui He.
We follow that up with a cheeky shot of several models’ rear ends, before Elsa Hosk comes back to bust out that million dollar diamond studded bra. Flip on for more sexy models like Adriana Lima, Alanna Arrignton, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio, and more. There’s no doubt this was a Victoria’s Secret show for the ages!
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There’s pretty much no end to the indignities suffered by airplane passengers these days. If security guards aren’t dragging you off of the flight that you paid to be on because they oversold it, they’re stuffing your pets into overhead bins and killing them. And that’s just United.
It turns out Delta wants in on the act of shitting all over passengers, and as USA Today reports, they’ve kicked it off by literally shitting all over a passenger.
Bay City resident Matthew Meehan had already sat down on his flight from Atlanta to Miami on Nov. 1 when he realized that feces was all over his seat and the surrounding floor, he told news outlets.
“I was literally in it,” he said.
How big of a mess was this plane that someone could sit down without realizing their seat was covered in shit? I’ve missed a lot things in my life, mostly when someone is flirting with me, but I’ve never sat down and thought “Hey, wait a second, is this seat covered in shit?
Here’s where the story takes a turn. The flight crew didn’t care that a passenger was covered in shit on their airplane.
Meehan said he asked flight attendants for help cleaning up, but they only provided two paper towels and a small bottle of Bombay Sapphire gin.
He cleaned himself and the seat as best he could. When he spoke to a manager, he said, she was dismissive and asked what his problem was.
There’s really only one correct answer when you’re covered in shit and one the people responsible asks you what your problem is. “You’re right, I’m sorry for getting so worked up. Here, let me give you a make-up hug to show there’s no hard feelings.”
He and his fellow passengers laid a blanket down on their seats for the remainder of the flight. Upon arrival, the aircraft was taken out of service to be cleaned and disinfected.
According to Delta, an ill service animal was aboard the previous flight. Meehan was offered a full refund and additional compensation.
I would rather fly Bob Denver Air than with any major airline at this point, honestly.
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One of the things that people have been saying about South Park for decades is that they were fans of the show “until.” What followed was usually a specific episode that made fun of them or something they like. For a lot of people it was probably Douche and Turd, which made fun of voting and portrayed Republicans and Democrats as basically the same (they are). For others, it was probably one of the many, many episodes satirizing various religions. If I was one of those people, the episode that would have made me stop watching was ManBearPig.
The premise of the season ten episode was that global warming (represented by the eponymous ManBearPig) was a hoax and Al Gore was just exploiting people’s fear of something he made up for personal gain. Even in 2006 this was a bad take, and it was only a few weeks after Smug Alert!, an episode that admitted driving hybrids and electric cars is good even if the people who own them are smug assholes about it.
What really stuck with me, though, was that Parker and Stone never came out and said “oops, our bad, climate change is real and if we don’t do something we’re all going to die.” Sure, it’s not their responsibility, but when you get something that wrong, you’ve got to eat a little crow. South Park actually doubled down on the idea by having ManBearPig live with all the other fictional characters in the Imaginationland episodes. When Penn and Teller did a global warming denial episode of Bullshit in 2003, they later publicly admitted they were wrong and apologized. Parker and Stone never really did this.
That is, until this week. Time to Get Cereal features a plot about ManBearPig attacking citizens of South Park, and the boys have to find Al Gore to find out how to stop it. In probably the best line of the episode, and maybe the season, Gore tells them “You stop it all those years ago when I freaking warned you and you still had time!”
As the episode goes on, it lobs bombs at climate change deniers, like a scene with a guy explaining to his wife how ManBearPig isn’t real until ManBearPig bursts into the restaurant they’re eating in and starts killing people, at which point he admits ManBearPig is real and immediately starts saying there’s nothing they can do about it. It would be a lot funnier if Parker and Stone hadn’t been climate change deniers themselves until just now. I just had a conversation on Twitter last week about how disappointing it was that they’d never taken their stance back publicly. But better late than never.
The episode isn’t just Parker and Stone apologizing for being wrong about climate change (although there’s a lot of that), it’s also a really good episode in general with some of the shows best side characters. After ManBearPig kills one of the elementary school kids, Officer Yates investigates with his usual attention to detail: he calls it a school shooting and pins it on the softest target he can find, in this case Cartman and Kenny. He proceeds to ignore any other explanation because he just wants to arrest someone, hand the case over to the DA and go back to playing Red Dead Redemption 2. There’s also an appearance from Satan, who does a lot of the expository lifting. The bit of Satan showing up with a terrifying, booming voice and then calmly laying expository pipe to move the story forward will probably never get old.
Unlike the earlier episodes of this season, every gag and storyline works and it’s because Parker and Stone actually have something to say. A lot of episodes have sort of meandered forward and made half-made points about various issues. Giving the show a central thesis of “Hey, we fucked up and we’re sorry” made all the difference from earlier episodes like The Problem With a Poo. Time to Get Cereal is easily the strongest episode of the season, and it’s a good thing, because it appears to be the start of a three-part episode, which have historically been some of South Park’s best stories. I’ve always liked South Park and I even enjoyed the serialized seasons, but I haven’t been excited to see an episode end on a cliffhanger since season 17’s Black Friday trilogy, which punctuates what a home run this episode really was.
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It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Lindsay Lohan since she’s more or less fled the country for Greece. She has now opened an exclusive club on Mykonos called the Lohan Beach House. For someone who is supposedly in recovery from alcohol and drug abuse, I question the wisdom of whether it’s a great idea her to be operating a bar in a known party area.
Her PR image has been shoddy for the practically the last decade, but she has done nothing to improve or revive that perception. However, Lohan wants another chance at reigniting her fame. And when I say fame, I’m going to assume she is referring to show business and not her notoriety for incidents such as almost kidnapping a small child and getting punched in the face for it. Or referring to victims of sexual assault as”weak.” Or getting into public, drunken screaming fights her boyfriends. And girlfriends. Okay, I’m going to be here all day if I delve down this rabbit hole any further.
Anyway, Lohan’s reps are stalking publicists on Facebook to say that if any of brands are interested in working with the renowned Lindsay Lohan, they should definitely get in touch! But not just any brands mind you. Here are Lindsay’s exact specifications for brands according to what her reps say:
“Acceptable brands include: fashion, beauty, car, lifestyle, CPG, fitness/lifestyle, food/drinks, entertainment/media, tech. Must have a substantial budget.”
“Must have a substantial budget.” Yes, I can see why any brand Lindsay Lohan would work with would need an extremely ample budget. This clearly has a double meaning. Her rep doesn’t only mean that a potential brand requires a lot of money just to pay Lohan’s salary, but they’re also going to need additional costs to keep Lohan placated. And enough money to cover expenses when they fall behind when Lohan is late. Or if she turns up drunk/hungover. Or if she happens to destroy something while intoxicated. Or if she decides not to show up at all.
As tempting as the prospect of working with Lindsay Lohan might be, Lohan’s reps have received very lackluster responses to this exciting offer. Who knew that when you have a reputation for being unreliable, unprofessional, and have a recurring drug/alcohol problem, other people generally won’t want to work with you?
Lohan has apparently deluded herself into thinking that she can forever bank on her childhood and teen stardom to receive work. I’m sure these publicists have politely communicated to Lohan’s reps, “Yeah…don’t call us, we’ll call you.” Then they told their social media teams to block them from their Facebook pages, and any phone calls should go straight to voicemail.
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One of the more interesting looking movies left on the 2018 release schedule is Mortal Engines, the latest literary adaptation from Peter Jackson—though he only serves as writer and producer here. It’s a high concept fantasy movie, which means it’s most likely going to bomb here in America because those movies just don’t make money any more thanks to the market being oversaturated.
This new “extended look” trailer shows off a lot more of the rules of this world, where giant mechanized cities roam a barren, post-apocalyptic wasteland swallowing up other, smaller cities before doing battle with their rivals. It’s an interesting concept and one that could work given the proper amount of money and time, not to mention a cast that’s worth giving a damn about.
Sadly it looks like they had time and money, but couldn’t cast a soul with any sort of gravitas outside of Hugo Weaving. This looks more like a Wachowskis movie, what with the big budget and the beautiful actors that can hardly deliver a decent line reading and Hugo Weaving. Nevertheless, it’s from first time feature director Christian Rivers, a storyboard artist. There’s no chance this movie makes any money.
There’s only one good thing about cold weather, hard nips. Everything else about winter and the cold can go suck a tailpipe. But even though I hate the cold with every fiber of my being, I’ll always be thankful for it because without we wouldn’t get to see Sarah Hyland with some super hard nipples.
It’s hard to believe that it would be cold enough in warm, sunny Los Angeles for Sarah Hyland to have hard nips, but maybe she’s on vacation somewhere a bit colder. You know, when you live in one place long enough you get used to the temp. What once found cold is normal, what you used to complain about is now room temperature. I can’t say for sure what’s up with Sarah Hyland and her location, but I can say I’m how glad I am that she left the bra at home. Hey, she might be wearing a bra, you know. Her nipples might just be that power they can show through a bra when she’s chilly. That’s kind of cool.
I’m with all you, cold weather sucks, but without it the would be crappy. Yeah, I know nature and all that needs the weather, but I’m just concerned with the Sarah Hyland pokies.
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Who would steal from J.K. Rowling, the Queen of the Wizarding World and Twitter Goddess Extraordinaire?
Well, apparently this jackass Amanda Donaldson did. According to BBC, Donaldson worked for Rowling as her personal assistant from 2014 to 2017. She was terminated for gross misconduct. According to the claim, Donaldson used her business card for several shopping sprees, spending about £24,000 (roughly $31,000) of Rowling’s money. Additionally, Rowling has accused Donaldson of stealing several hundred pounds worth of Harry Potter merchandise. The BBC reported where all that spending took place:
£823 at Bibi Bakery
£1,482 at luxury candle company Jo Malone
£3,629 in cosmetic firm Molton Brown
£2,139 in card shop Paper Tiger
£1,636 in Starbucks.
Honestly, I’m stunned about all the places where Donaldson was squandering this money. How do you manage to spend the equivalent of $1,900 on fucking candles? This woman’s home must smell like twenty-five Bloomingdale’s perfume counters stuffed into a 412 square foot studio. And $2,100 at Starbucks? Another $4,700 in cosmetics? And seriously, $2,700 at a card shop? This has to be the most basic bitch embezzlement spree I’ve ever seen.
And this cretin has the nerve to claim that Rowling, “had not suffered any loss and is not entitled to damages.”
It’s true that $31k probably isn’t much money compared to Rowling’s billions. Rowling is incredibly wealthy, but that doesn’t mean she deserves to be robbed. She’s also known for being incredibly generous with her time and money to numerous charitable causes, as evidenced here:
That money would have (and probably will once she’s been awarded the damages) gone to one of her many philanthropic causes. I think it’s safe to say that stealing from J.K. Rowling makes you among the worst scumbags.
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The stars of The Real Housewives of Orange County are in conflict.
After watching how things played out on the latest episode, Shannon Beador can no longer trust Tamra Judge.
In fact, she's no longer even speaking to her former bestie.
Bravo did a rundown of everyone's current relationship status with Shannon Beador, and some of those answers may surprise you.
"I don’t speak to Shannon," Gina makes clear.
"You know, Shannon doesn’t speak to me," Gina clarifies.
"And I personally feel like if there’s any fallout pertaining to the text messages," Gina says. "It wouldn’t be directed at me."
Gina concludes: "but more at what her friends were saying on that trip."
That makes sense. Disagreements with a co-star are one thing.
Betrayal and backstabbing from your so-called friends is another thing altogether.
Tama realizes that Shannon is pissed at her ... but insists that it's not her fault, actually.
"Well Shannon is upset with all of us," Tamra admits. "And I think Vicki is the only one she’s talking to."
"Which is so weird," Tamra claims. "Because I think Vicki called her extra large."
Tamra also lists that Vicki "said she couldn’t take her kids to school, slept all day, that she drank too much and she needed medication.”
“And I basically said, like, ‘I want you to me more positive,’ and I’m the a--hole," Tamra laments.
It sounds like Tamra is digging that hole deeper and alienating Shannon more by talking about it like this.
Vicki Gunvalson says that she has regrets about the way that she and others talked about Shannon.
"I think Shannon was really disappointed in how we talked about her when she wasn’t there," Vicki shares.
"So," she continues. "I regret that."
Vicki has gone through some real personal growth.
"Watching it," Vicki admits. "I probably should have been a little more compassionate."
"So, that makes me feel sad for her," Vicki says.
Notice how her tone is frank and remorseful rather than defensive. She could try to pin the blame on others, but does not.
Tamra apparently reached out to Shannon when she knew that the episode was coming out.
"I sent her a message that day," Tamra says. "And I’m like, ‘Hey listen, you know, I know it is a hard episode for you.'"
Tamra's message to Shannon continued: "'but I love you and this was so long ago.’"
"But," Tamra characterizes. "She lives in TV time."
What Tamra means is that Shannon relived the unpleasant experiences while watching the episode.
She also gained new and upsetting insight into what her "friends" thought of her at the time.
"[We] talked 100 times a day," Tamra says of before this week's episode aired. "So, it all goes back to that whole ‘icing out, poor me.'"
Despite Tamra mocking Shannon's feelings on this matter, she and Shannon used to be fast friends.
The two got into some conflict while filming this season -- months ago.
However, the two of them made up during the filming of this season's reunion episode.
It was only this week, with the latest episode's revelations, that things once again soured between the former besties.
Shannon is pissed, and Tamra is indignant.
Tamra and Shannon used to be not just friends, but allies in their shared feud with Vicki Gunvalson.
You need allies when you're facing off against Vicki. But they both made peace with Queen V.
Shannon would not be the first person to decide, after years of being close, that Tamra is a toxic person.
Remember, Tamra's own adult daughter wants nothing to do with her mother.
Will Shannon and Tamra make nice?
Or is it just a matter of time before Eddie's the only person still willing to give Tamra the time of day?
A self-proclaimed Dutch “motivational guru” named Emile Ratelband has launched a lawsuit in the Netherlands demanding to have his legal age changed from 69 to 49-years-old.
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Ha! I'm slow…I actually didn't think this was real when I saw someone share it on Twitter. I *must done fell* and forgot what generation I'm in. OF COURSE this is a real story! BTW: For those not from the South *Must done fell* = must have fallen. You're welcome. Excerpt and link below. : : "A pensioner has begun a legal battle to be recognised as being 20 years younger than his actual age so he can go back to work and achieve greater success with women on Tinder. "Emile Ratelband, 69, argues that if transgender people are allowed to change sex, he should be allowed to change his date of birth because doctors said he has the body of a 45-year-old. The entrepreneur and self-help guru is suing his local authority after they refused the amend his age on official documents. "Mr Ratelband's case has now gone to a court in the city of Arnhmen in the eastern Dutch province of Gelderland. "The case has caused controversy in his homeland, with the Dutch edition of Vice, a news website, asking, "Is Emile Ratelband disturbed or accidentally extremely woke?"" More at: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/07/dutch-man-69-identifies-20-years-younger-launches-legal-battle/ #emileratelband #ageaintnothingbutaFACT #reprobates
I had to verify that this was a real story and not some satirical piece in the vein of The Onion. But no, it is indeed an authentic case in the Netherlands. Emile Raetlband is indeed in earnest about having his birthdate legally changed. His reasoning? He’ll get way more Tinder action if women think he’s 49. Raetlband says here:
“When I’m on Tinder and it says I’m 69, I don’t get an answer. When I’m 49, with the face I have, I will be in a luxurious position.”
I’m going to assume that Raetlband has never considered trying an over-50 dating site such as OurTime or SilverSingles.
And yes, he’ll be in a prime position with the ladies, alright. If these women are not significantly visually impaired, they are going to figure out this guy is a liar if they meet him in person. More likely, they’ll be running for the hills once they get a whiff of this guy’s oh-so-modest and charming personality. Especially when they find out that he once praised Osama bin Laden and the 9/11 attacks.
Raetlband has obnoxiously tried to compare himself with the transgender community claiming that he “doesn’t feel his age” and that his doctor has told him that he has “the body of a 45-year-old.” Raetlband has continued to describe himself as “a young god.”
I don’t know who this guy’s doctor is, but I’m guessing it’s the same one who said that Donald Trump would be “the healthiest president individual elected to the presidency.”
Raetlband’s case will be decided in four weeks’ time. I hope he’s banned from dating sites as punishment for wasting the court’s time. At the very least, publicize him far and wide as a warning to women everywhere.
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Slowly but surely—but mostly slowly—all Marvel movies are getting longer. The third entries in the Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, and Avengers sagas are all the longest entries in their respective trilogies, and it looks like the new trend for four-quels will be to make them longer still, as the fourth Avengers movie is currently running around three hours.
While holding an Instagram Chat yesterday, co-director Joe Russo revealed that the film is “currently sitting right at three hours,” adding, “We’ll see if that holds.” Of course there’s still plenty of editing to be done over the next six months and most movies run three hours at one point in the editing process, but with Infinity War being the first Marvel movie to crack two and a half hours, don’t expect the resolution to be any shorter than that.
Speaking of plenty of editing to be done, when asked how far along the film is, Russo admitted that it’s not quite as far along as they’d like…
“We’re about halfway through the editing process. We’re really just scratching the surface on our VFX shots. There are more than 3,000 VFX shots in the movie; those require a lot of time and thought and energy and effort, and we’re very early in the phase of getting VFX done. We’ve just started work with Alan Silvestri on the score, and we’re still editing picture at this point.”
In other words, there’s a lot to do, a lot that will be probably get dropped for time, and we’ll end up with another movie around two and a half hours long. Or not. Maybe it really will run three hours. Only time will tell.
[h/t The Hollywood Reporter]
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Rick Ross just announced that his girlfriend, Briana Camille, gave birth to a baby boy. His full name is “Billion Leonard Roberts.”
Let’s all welcome my son ‘Billion Leonard Roberts’ to the world …
— Yung Rénzél (@RickRoss) November 7, 2018
There is currently no word on what brought about this name choice. But I think we can guess the message that Rick Ross is trying to convey to the world.
This isn’t Rick Ross’ first rodeo in the Idiotic Names for Celebrity Children’s Club. He and Camille had a baby girl last year named Berkley Hermes. Not quite as terrible as “Billion,” but still bad enough.
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I took this pic in NYC after we landed and headed to hotel some time back.Black bo energy was so peaceful which was natural for a REAL ONE.I miss you LATEEF.There will never be another.If you knew @blackbomaybach make sure you add #LLBB to your post to help keep his legacy alive. ‘Long live black bo’ #LOYALTY #BILLION
Unfortunately, when celebrities try to be “unique” and “original” when naming their offspring, more often than not, the names usually sound weird at best and moronic at worst. In my opinion, the number one question all parents should ask themselves when naming their child should be, “Will this name get my child shoved in a locker?”
Maybe this is where celebrities feel they have an edge. With their fame and money, maybe they figure that they can more easily get away with giving their children eccentric names. After all, their children might not attend a traditional school. They could end up being homeschooled. That would certainly eliminate the concerns of playground and locker room torture. And where homeschooling might fail, intimidation might be enough to protect their offspring from schoolyard bullying.
I don’t know about others, but I’m still holding out hope that one day naming laws will become universal. There are too many bad names that could easily be considered child abuse. But naming laws won’t help Rick Ross’ son out right now. Poor Baby Billion. With some luck maybe he’ll be able to get by with being called by a more normal nickname like”Bill” or “Billy.”
We've known for some time now that Derick Dillard is not Jim Bob Duggar's favorite son-in-law.
In fact, it's been said that Jim Bob flat-out doesn't like Derick -- and frankly, it's not hard to see why.
After all, other than Josh, no one in the Duggar clan has done more to compromise the family business than Derick.
The clearest evidence of Derick's ineptitude is the fact that he got fired from Counting On and convinced his wife, Jill Duggar, to quit the show as a gesture of solidarity.
But leaving his family without a source of income was just the first in a long line of eff-ups for Derick.
From there, Derick's bigoted social media tirades continued unabated, as he attacked other TLC stars such as Jazz Jennings ad Nate Berkus in the sort or ignorant tirades for which he's become famous.
Jim Bob and company probably didn't object to the belief system behind Derick's unhinged rants, but the Duggars likely took issue with the public nature of his hate speech.
After all, not unlike the evangelical church that seems to have served as his business model, JB built an empire that's based on strict adherence to a set of mostly arbitrary rules.
These days, Jim Bob's offspring -- particularly his daughters -- are flouting his guidelines left and right, and the patriarch reportedly blames the men they married.
Jinger Duggar began wearing pants in defiance of the family dress code after she was granted permission by her husband, Jeremy Vuolo.
And now, Jill Duggar is allowing her kids to enjoy secular entertainment -- a massive no-no in the Duggars' world.
And not surprisingly, it seems the Duggars believe Derick is squarely to blame.
And it seems D-Dill may have just confirmed their suspicions on social media.
Earlier this week, a fan asked Derick, "Why don’t you guys get a TV?”
“How do you know we don’t have one?” Derick replied.
If you're a longtime Counting On fan, then you're probably already aware that the Duggars grew up in a house without television.
In recent months, Jill and Derick have taken flak for allowing their children access to such popular children's characters as Peppa the Pig.
That may seem like just about the most innocent thing imaginable, but the Duggars are of the belief that all children's entertainment that all children's entertainment should have to do with fire and brimstone.
That way, kids like Henry and Spurgeon will understand why their dad is going to hell.
When Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson broke up and acted like everything was fine and it was a mutual thing and the timing just wasn’t right, it was obvious they were full of it. They both missed public appearances for weeks and even though Grande’s breakup song sounded all “Oh, you were so great, no hard feelings,” the name ‘Thank U, Next” is the most passive-aggressive break-up song title I’ve ever heard.
Well, now the facade is crumbling and the break-up is getting nasty. When The Zoe Report posted a link to an article on tips for choosing an engagement ring, Grande left her own tip: “don’t.”
That probably wouldn’t be notable, but they’ve also been resorting to subtweeting and taking shots at each other. It started last weekend when Pete made a joke about their quick engagement and breakup in a promo for SNL.
— Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) November 1, 2018
That’s a little funny. If you laughed, it was probably at Davidson’s delivery.
You know who didn’t think it was funny? Ariana Grande. She tweeted, and later deleted this.
for somebody who claims to hate relevancy u sure love clinging to it huh
She also tweeted “thank u, next” and “.”
According to E!, she was very mad on the internet about Pete’s joke.
“She wasn’t amused by Pete’s jokes at all,” a source tells E! News about Ariana’s reaction. “They made an agreement that they would not address their relationship or discuss it after they split up. He violated that agreement and it really hurt her. She knew he would see her tweet.”
“Pete is having a hard time with the breakup and making jokes his way of dealing with it,” the insider continues. “Ariana hopes that he will have enough respect to not do it again.”
You know, there were rumors that Pete wanted to get back together with Ariana after the breakup and figured after she had some space they could jump back in. If you’re reading this, Pete, and I know you’re not, you clearly dodged a bullet here. No one wants to marry a subtweeter.
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You know what I don’t think anyone’s wanted ever? A jacket with the word “faggot” written all over it. Well, maybe Andy Dick would want that, it seemed like the kind of thing he’d do. It doesn’t seem like the kind of thing that a normal person would pay £350, though, but that’s what Diesel is selling it for.
Their clothing line is called Ha
ute Couture and it’s based on mean tweets celebrities have received. Because “faggot” and “cynic” cause roughly the same level of offense, right?
You know, I support free speech and artistic expression, and I think Diesel should be entirely free to sell their exceptionally poorly conceived jackets. I’m just curious why all the other designs are just mean things people say and there are no other slurs. I’m they could have found a celebrity who had been called a “kike” or a “chink,” why aren’t those on jackets? They’re all just “ur dumb” and then one that says “faggot.”
Of course, as The Advocate reported, actor Tommy Dorfman, who is openly gay, chose the word for the jacket. That still doesn’t make it a good idea. This really seems like the kind of thing that ends with the jacket being pulled from an online store 24 hours later and a tweet on the official Diesel account that starts with “After receiving feedback from the community…”
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It is a bold move by Lisa Appleton to bring that glass of wine out there with no protection. It is only a matter of time before some sand gets in there and almost ruins it. Of course, any self-respecting wino will not let that deter them from still crushing the glass. They’d simply clench their teeth together as an impromptu filter, and any sand that does get through would be excused away as being good for digestion.
I have heard that some animals swallow stones to help break down their food. I do not know if that applies to humans, but it seems like a human rights violation if it doesn’t. Who is nature to tell me that eating rocks is bad? I don’t remember voting it into office.
Now, I’m not saying that Lisa is a wino, but she might be frugal so letting something go to waste just wouldn’t be in the cards. And sand should be the least of her worries. There is a whole ocean out there filled with fish-piss soaked water and all it wants to do is get everywhere that you don’t want it. That is why we get so much flooding. If Lisa lets her guard down she’ll find that wine glass turned into a fish bowl of filth.
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