Well, folks, another season of The Bachelorette is just around the corner.
And if you're anything like us, you can't wait to see Hannah Brown find love among her 32 suitors.
Of course, if you can't wait until the finale, you can always just check out our Bachelorette spoilers and amaze your friends with your clairvoyant abilities.
Hannah has the honor of anchoring a milestone season for the show.
This is the series' 15th go-round, and to celebrate, host Chris Harrison sat down with all of the former Bachelorettes.
Well ... almost all of the former Bachelorettes.
When this photo appeared on Harrison's official Instagram account, fans were quick to point a pair of surprising absences.
Two of the OG three stars of the show -- Meredith Phillips from season two and Jen Schefft from season three -- were nowhere to be found.
Fans -- at least the ones who have been watching long enough to remember those two -- immediately wanted to know what was going on.
The pic was posted just days after we learned that two suitors were booted from Hannah's season prior to filming due to allegations of inappropriate behavior.
So was there any such scandal surrounding Jen and Meredith's absence?
Well, if you're hoping for something juicy, we're afraid we have some bad news.
The ladies were apparently absent due to a boring old scheduling conflict.
"Unfortunately Jen and Meredith couldn't be there because we had to settle on a date," Harrison told E! News.
"At the end of the day, we had to shoot this thing," he added.
"So, we just picked a day where we could get as many as we possibly could, but unfortunately schedules, vacations, was one of them, just couldn't be changed.
"And we just had to pull the trigger and do this thing."
Of course, there might be more to the story than Harrison is letting on.
Schefft is now a married mother of two who has made a point of avoiding the spotlight in recent years.
Conversely, Phillips came forward last year and alleged that she was sexually assaulted by a masseuse during the filming of her season.
She has not spoken publicly about whether or not that incident impacted her decision to avoid the reunion taping.
In any event, Harrison says he's pleased with the turnout:
"I was grateful that we had as many as we did, which was 12 of the 14," he tells E!
"Obviously [new Bachelorette] Hannah [Brown] is not a part of it, she's shooting the show."
As for Jen and Meredith, Chris says they have not been forgotten:
"Jen and Meredith are represented, they're celebrated in this thing, we love them very much and they're a part of our family and this sisterhood, but they just couldn't join us," he says.
If you visit this site with any frequency, you know we don't typically rush to the defense of Farrah Abraham.
But as ignorant and hateful as Farrah often seems, the anonymous denizens of Instagram comment boards are always capable of being worse.
Farrah was viciously bullied for the most recent photo she posted on the site, and while she's certainly deserving of criticism for any number of things, this time the mob has gone too far.
Of course, Farrah's response to the harassment wasn't exactly enlightened.
Take a look at this messy situation to see what we mean:
1. Farrah Still Gets Invited to Things
2. Nothing We Haven't Seen
3. Still Cammin'
4. Mysteries of the 'Gram
5. Groupthink In Action
6. And Here We Go
No alleged lesbian knows how to allegedly work an alleged red carpet better than Taylor Swift, who stepped out for the 2019 Billboard Music Awards looking like Shakesphere’s toilet paper cozy. Excuse me Shakesphere’s sexy toilet paper cozy. Swift always knows how to ruffle… feathers, and while in front of the cameras flaunted her best asset – the gams that allegedly keep Hollywood starlets like Cara Delevingne and Karlie Kloss at her alleged beckon lesbian call. Allegedly.
Swift was nominated for, but didn’t win, two awards at the Las Vegas bash – Top Female Artist (which went to Ariana Grande) and Top Touring Artist (Which went to Ed Sheeran) – but when it comes to Taylor Swift dressed as Babette the duster from Beauty and the Beast, aren’t we all winners? Lesbian? Allegedly?
Photo Credit: MEGA
Pretty sure I’ve seen this performance from someone somewhere a year ago. I think her name sounded something like Leyonce?
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Real Desperate Housewive of Orange County or whatever Tamra Judge stepped out in Miami in a super sexy yellow crocheted bikini to support her RDHOC costar Shannon Beador, who recently went through a painful divorce from David Beador. Legends supporting legends. Legends. Supporting. Legends.
I know personally that if I was a woman publically humiliated by a later-in-life divorce – so in this case Shannon – I would want my wildly fit, tan, and super MILFy fifty-one-year old bestie – so in this case Tamra – to show off her hot breasts and buns in a yellow crocheted bikini next to me. According to Bravo.com, Tamra actually told Shannon during their healing girls getaway “Divorce looks good on you.” Well guess what Tamra, Her divorce looks good on you too. But you’d be that last to know. You Martyr you. What was the point of this stupid post, you ask? Boobies. The point was boobies. So check ’em out…
Photo Credit: MEGA
Gloria and Sofi sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. Okay, so they’re not sitting in a tree, but they most certainly are K. I. S. S. I. N. G., and that’s a reason to be excited! They’re also naked as all get out, which really adds to the appeal of this entire photo set. Not only are Gloria and Sofi lusty lesbians, they’re also naked for the majority of this new photo spread.
Dancing to the music, Gloria and Sofi sway their stunning, all-natural figures to the upbeat song until the fun really begins. In no time at all, they throw each other in the water and begin to undress one another seductively. Running their hands down each other’s petite figures, you won’t be able to look away.
As far as perfect days go, one like this is just what Sofi has in mind when thinking up her perfect first date. “My ideal first date would just be when everyone is relaxed and having fun,” she says with a bright smile. “I don’t need anything special to feel attractive,” she says confidently, “but I feel best nude!”
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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English model and actress Suki Waterhouse will be invading theaters next weekend with the release of Detective Pikachu, and she’s celebrating the occasion by hitting the town in a sheer tank top with no bra. If Suki Waterhouse is trying to convince me that I need to go see that stupid Pokemon movie, it might be working.
I’ll be honest, I had no intention of ever seeing that movie, but now that I’ve seen Suki Waterhouse—and, more importantly, Suki Waterhouse’s nipples—I’m reevaluating my position on the matter. Maybe it isn’t a terrible idea to go see that movie, especially if it reminds me of that one time just now when I saw Suki Waterhouse’s nipples.
Perhaps there will come a day when Suki Waterhouse stars in a movie I actually want to see and I’ll be able to happily stroll down to my local multiplex and ask for one ticket to see that movie. But for the time being, Detective Pikachu is going to have to be the way to get my Suki Waterhouse fix. At least I’ve got these pics, which I can take along with me for when I’m sure to get bored.
Photos courtesy of MEGA
Roughly twenty years ago, Broadway began running out of ideas and began adapting popular movies into musicals. It took a while for the trend to catch on in a big way, but you can count on at least two of these monstrosities debuting on the Great White Way every season. The latest is a musical version of Tim Burton’s sophomore film Beetlejuice, and while that may sound like a terrible idea, it’s so much worse than you could have imagined.
This “First Look” shows off slavishly faithful recreations of some of the film’s most iconic moments and it plays not unlike an elaborate highlight reel you might see in the third act of some cut-rate Judd Apatow movie about a guy whose life’s goal is to make a Beetlejuice musical. The notion that anyone would shell out over a hundred dollars to watch this hurts my head.
Nevertheless, this is not only a real thing, it was nominated for 8 Tonys earlier this week, including Best Musical and Best Actor. Anyone out there still want to try and tell me there’s a god? And for those of you thinking that you may have already seen a Beetlejuice musical, you’re not wrong…
The actual Beetlejuice musical is now playing on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre, though Cats once said they would be there “now and forever” so I’m not sure what’s going on there.
I’ve always thought Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner were a cute couple. Sure they come off as kind of prudish since he’s famous for wearing one of those weird purity rings that Christian kids wear to show they only do butt and hand stuff and she’s literally the only cast member on Game of Thrones whose tits we haven’t seen, but they’re still cute. Sophie learned what a blowjob was by reading the scripts for Game of Thrones, how cute is that?
The adorable couple skipped the Billboard Music Awards after parties and decided to get married in Vegas instead. Seriously. E! had the story.
E! News can confirm the Jonas Brothers member and Game of Thrones star are officially husband and wife after obtaining a marriage license on Wednesday, May 1.
E!’s Instagram also rehosted video posted of the ceremony by Diplo that showed the couple being married by an Elvis impersonator.
I guess, after a long and exhaustive search, there’s only one sausage for sexy weirdo Sophie Turner after all.
Tana Mongeau has taken a break from looking for makeup slaves to spend some quality time with Jake Paul, the most annoying person on the Internet. I still honestly don’t know why Jake Paul is famous. I’ve tried everything to understand it except for watching his videos for more than 30 seconds because I value my mental health.
Apparently Paul revealed his relationship with Mongeau in a video on his channel.
Okay, that’s 25 minutes long. You know what you can watch in the time it would take to watch that? Something actually good like an episode of 30 Rock or How I Met Your Mother. And yes, I have seen them all at least five times but I’d still way rather watch them again then even one second of this, so I’m getting a recap of it from The Daily Dot, a news site roughly as reputable as we are.
Though Paul kept referring to Mongeau as a good friend—basically winking at the audience for the entirety of his vlog—it appears the two are more than that. Or maybe they’re not. After all, YouTube relationships and breakups are faked all the time for pageviews and notoriety.
Awesome, so it might not even be real. Tana also has a new video out about it.
18 minutes. Total runtime of these two videos: an entire John Mulaney stand-up special on Netflix. I like The Comeback Kid but they’re all great.
You know, unless we take immediate action on climate change, it’s going to kill us all. And I now welcome that inevitable entropy because it’s way better than whatever the hell is happening in these videos.
Did Jake Paul invent those sneakers you inflate with little basketball on the tongue? Is that why he’s famous?
It’s probably lucky for him he’s famous on YouTube, from the looks of him his only other options involve low-level travelling carnival work or renting surfboards.
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It takes a… special kind of person to be on an MTV reality show. They really kind of look for equal parts stupid and evil in their shows. They really hit the jackpot with Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans’ husband David Eason. Not only did Eason murder Evans’ dog for basically no reason, he basically bragged about it on Instagram.
Hicktownking is a very appropriate handle, I think. He also posted this in case you thought that maybe the dog murderer calling himself “Big ol’ Honky” wasn’t a racist.
What do you think the over/under is on the number of times he says the n-word in a day? I’d probably take the over no matter what number you put it at.
Here’s the basic story: Evans’ little French Bulldog Nugget sort of nipped at Evans and Eason’s daughter, didn’t actually break the skin, and Eason decided he needed to take the dog out to the woods and shoot it because he feels bad about having a tiny little penis, a penis well below the average penis size. Like, after his wife leaves him, when he sends dick pics to meth-heads on Tinder they’re going to call the FBI because there’s no way an adult has a penis that small. At least that’s what I assume based on the fact that he’s the sort of guy who kills a tiny lapdog to prove how manly he is.
Thankfully, Janelle told Us Magazine that she’s thinking about divorcing him.
“David and I are not on talking terms,” the 16 and Pregnant alum tells Us. “I’m too hurt and upset at the fact he did that. It’s taking time to get over this whole situation, and it’s making me feel he’s very cruel and doesn’t have a heart on many ends.”
Yeah, he’s a piece of shit and you should divorce him. Also, you should have him arrested.
Shortly before news of the dog incident broke, Evans hinted that there was trouble in paradise. She wrote on Facebook that she was “feeling devastated” and also posted videos of herself listening to Ariana Grande’s breakup song “In My Head.”
Man, did he just kill her dog out of spite? I dunno, maybe if there was some proof he was a piece of shit in a general way.
MTV fired Eason after he posted homophobic tweets. The pair made headlines again in October 2018 when Evans accused her husband of assault, but she later called the situation “a drunk and dramatic misunderstanding.”
Oh, man, the divorce filing is gonna be so lit.
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