For far too long have we succumbed to space pirates. We must fight back, Ted Cruz proclaimed as he licked his eyeball with his tongue.
"Pirates threaten the open sea, the same is possible in open space. In this same way, I believe we too must now recognize the necessity of a Space Force."
— Sen. Ted Cruz https://t.co/R49rVqSxgO
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) May 15, 2019
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You know, it’s pretty hard to have a decent experience on the Internet. Imagine you’re just minding your own business watching some porn and boom! Some guy pops up with a political ad. That’s disgusting, I don’t want my hypothetical children exposed to that kind of filth when they’re surreptitiously looking at pornography on the family computer while I’m asleep after a hard day in the hot take mines.
But that’s just the kind of filth that Danish politician Joachim B Olsen thinks is appropriate to show on a wholesome website like PornHub. According to the Copenhagen Post, the former Olympic silver medal shot put thrower is running this ad on the adult website.
“Når du er færdig med at gokke, så stem på Jokke” (when you finish wanking, vote for Jokke’ [a nickname for Joachim]) it reads.
He even confirmed his campaign ran the ad on his Facebook page in the least-interesting social media post to ever start “Yes, that’s me on PornHub.”
His reasoning is actually pretty sound.
“You need to get out everywhere, so we thought it could be amusing with an ad on Pornhub. Half the internet is porn and you need to be where the voters are – including a porn site,” Olsen told DR Nyheder.
That’s a good point, plus all the free advertising he gets from websites covering his ads as if it were actually newsworth… oh son of a bitch. Damn you, Olsen, I’m sending you a bill for this prime internet real estate here.
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More disturbing news today involving troubled actress Hayden Panettiere.
Hayden is dating Brian Hickerson, and despite the fact that the guy is basically a walking red flag, it seems she's planning on riding this disastrous relationship out.
On May 2, Hickerson was arrested on domestic violence charges following an incident that appears to have involved Panettiere.
Details are of the altercation are scarce, but neighbors reportedly called the police and reported that they had heard a female voice crying out in pain.
In the days following the incident, both Hickerson and Panettiere laid low.
Both parties have yet to comment on the situation, but according to Radar Online, hopes that Hayden would finally leave her troubled boyfriend were dashed today when the couple was spotted walking hand-in-hand during an outing in Los Angeles.
Sadly, the arrest is just the latest troubling incident involving Hickerson's volatile behavior.
Friends and family have blamed Hayden's heavy drinking on her relationship, and her substance abuse seems to have been a major factor in her estrangement from her 4-year-old daughter, who currently lives in Ukraine with her father.
In the past three months, Hickerson has been accused of assaulting his father and fleeing the scene of a drunk driving accident.
Panettiere was reportedly a witness to the first incident and may have been in the car for the second.
Not surprisingly, those closest to the actress are urging her to end her tumultuous relationship as soon as possible.
“I knew he had an incident with his father, and he has a tendency to do that [physical violence],” claimed Panettiere’s mom, Lesley Vogel.
“Never had I thought it would be against Hayden or I would have addressed it sooner. I have addressed many things.”
And apparently, Vogel is not alone in her disapproval of Hickerson.
A source tells Radar that several members of Hayden's family “do not approve” of Hickerson, adding her loved ones “are hoping this is something that she is going to evolve from.”
Here's hoping the Panettiere family is monitoring the situation closely.
We'll continue to keep an eye on this developing story and keep you updated as new information becomes available.
Over the weekend of May 11-May 12, 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? filmed its Season 4 Tell All Special.
These specials are always treats, and are broken up into multiple episodes because there's so much drama.
Unlike on regular episodes, the stars actually get to interact with each other.
It's during these Tell Alls when the stars update fans -- sometimes shocking them -- on what has changed for them since their season aired.
Well, what has changed for the Season 4 stars in the months between when Season 4 was filmed and when they filmed the Tell All?
Let's take a look at what viewers can expect:
1. Ashley and Jay
2. Things got so much better
3. And then things got worse
4. This time, it's serious
5. Colt and Larissa
6. But it gets so much worse
When she hasn’t been on the set of Modern Family, Hollywood’s snarkiest starlet Sarah Hyland has been yacht hopping in hot bikinis, and I of course stan. Hard. Stanra Day O’Connor. Hyland’s kidney probs thankfully appear to be a thing of the past, and now she’s free to just be sexy and twenty-eight and rich as holy hell.
Hyland might legitimately spend 80% of her life cruising around exotic location on yachts, so it should come as no surprise that this week she posted a sassy Insta pic of her looking like a million bucks on a multimillion-dollar boat. Hyland sports a bright red bikini top and sensible mommy sarong, and she says in her caption that in the candid shot she’s singing “I Won’t Say (I’m in Love)” from Hercules. Not familiar with the tune, but I want to believe it’s from Legendary Journey rather than Disney. Check out these sassy pics of Hyland kidneying around on yachts and give us your thoughts in the comments.
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I’m putting this #tbt out there to remind myself that I can make it to the gym. Lately I’ve been making excuses because of the constant pain from health issues. But no more. A woman’s body is a miraculous thing and we can do anything we set our minds to. #summer #bodygoals here I come.
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Juniper Hope gives me hope that on that glorious day when I finally quit my job and take to the highways of this country on a motorcycle, Easy Rider-style, that there will indeed be a wealth of gorgeous women with a healthy affinity for motorcycle culture all ready to throw themselves at me and my boss hog.
Ah, who am I kidding, I’ll probably never leave the state again as long as I live. Yes, that’s right, I’m saying that part of the equation is the far fetched part and not women like Juniper Hope stripping nude and beckoning me on her motorcycle. I’ve got my priorities straight, thank you very much.
For her part, Juniper is excited to be showing off her ample goods in Playboy…
“Playboy has been awesome,” she gushes. “My producer pays so much attention to detail and the sets and wardrobe are beautiful and fun!” When she’s not modeling, you can usually find this new California resident taking advantage of her surroundings. “In my spare time, I enjoy filmmaking, playing instruments, volunteering, and my recently acquired hobby, surfing!”
Damn it, now I’ve gotta take up surfing. Oh well, at least it seems slightly less dangerous than cross country motorcycling.
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Despite a number of complications, Jazz Jennings' gender confirmation surgery last year was a major milestone in her life.
But her story continues.
Jazz is now an adult, and she has just announced that she will be attending Harvard University!
On Tuesday, May 14, I Am Jazz star Jazz Jennings shared some powerfully exciting news on social media.
First and foremost, followers saw her photo in a Harvard hoodie.
"#Harvard2023," her Instagram caption began.
"I am so stoked for this next chapter of my life," Jazz gushed.
She expressed: "Feeling so blessed and grateful right now."
"Thank you so much to my incredible family," Jazz wrote. "For your unconditional love and support."
Her parents and brothers have been firm supporters of hers since she was a very small child.
She affirmed that "none of this would be possible without all of you."
"I can't wait for what's to come!" Jazz concluded.
Her excitement is palpable, folks. This is so exciting!
Jazz is grateful to her family, and they are of course overjoyed about her acceptance.
Her older brother, Sander, was overjoyed, and took to Instagram to say so.
"I am the most proud brother on the planet," Sander raved in a comment below Jazz's post.
He gushed: "You continue to amaze me."
Jazz is an activist, an advocate, a reality star, a civil rights icon, and now a Harvard student.
There is a lot for which to be proud.
Family weren't the only ones who were thrilled on Jazz's behalf.
Katie Couric shared her delight at the news.
"!!!!!!!!!!!!CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Couric wrote. "So so happy for you!"
Several years ago, Katie Couric asked inappropriate questions of a trans woman during an interview.
Since then, she has gone out of her way to learn more about trans folks and how she can be a better ally.
Fellow trans celebrity Gia Gunn praised Jazz, writing: "Looking radiant honey."
Jazz is about to start the next chapter of her life, and her fans are thrilled.
Since she was a young child, Jazz was vocal about her gender.
Because she spoke so eloquently and clearly, Jazz was interviewed numerous times from an early age.
This was part of what allowed her to launch a successful reality show, I Am Jazz, which allowed even more people to watch her grow up.
Jazz's latest milestone on her personal journey was undergoing bottom surgery last year
Now, Jazz is 18 years old and destined for an Ivy League education.
Given the news that I Am Jazz was already renewed for Season 6 by TLC, we have to wonder about what is to come.
Is Jazz going to take time off from reality stardom, even though it helps her convey a powerful message of acceptance to viewers?
Or ... is there any chance that the cameras are going to follow her as she attends Harvard?
Only Jazz (and perhaps some university staff) can make that call.
Jazz Jennings has unfortunately been the target of hate and harassment.
Trans women are barraged by vile messages every day. Unfortunately, this happens even more to famous trans women.
In the summer of 2017, Derick Dillard harassed Jazz Jennings and got fired by TLC over his bigoted tweets.
Though she is no stranger to targeted bullying, we hope that Jazz's college experience will be a lot more positive.
She won't be the first trans woman or the first celebrity to get an Ivy League education. We hope that she has a great time!
As the Cannes Film Festival is getting ready to kick off, all of the hottest people in the world are descending on the south of France, including Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio. Alessandra arrives in the legendary French city, showing off some amazing cleavage in a white pant suit with nothing on underneath except a bra.
This is the kind of outfit that only Alessandra Ambrosio—and women built exactly like her—are able to pull off. I mean, just look how impressed those two Eurotrash dudes behind her in pics two and three are. They’ve never seen anything like Alessandra Ambrosio before, and odds are, they won’t see anything as amazing as her ever again in their entire lives.
Alessandra has managed to capture lightning in a bottle by being in a place where all the most gorgeous people in the world are flocking to at the moment, and managing to set the bar for all who follow. It’s going to be tough to top Alessandra Ambrosio, but I’m more than willing to bet there are many women who are up to the task. I say, let them come!
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If you didn’t see Hereditary last summer, you probably had to hear an awful lot about it because it was quite the word of mouth hit. If you still haven’t seen it and can appreciate a film that doesn’t play by the typical rules of horror filmmaking, I would wholeheartedly recommend it, Toni Collette was absolutely robbed of an Oscar nomination.
Hereditary‘s writer/director Ari Aster will be back again this summer with his second feature film, Midsommar. It’s a classic tale of a dude (Jack Reynor) who wants to dump his girlfriend (Florence Pugh), but then her parents die and he can’t bring himself to do it. He then takes her along on a guys’ weekend trip to a remote Swedish village where a bunch of Wicker Man-esque ritual shenanigans turn the film into something else entirely.
I’m always willing to give high concept horror a shot. I wasn’t a fan of It Follows or It Comes at Night, but I appreciate what the filmmakers were attempting to do. The artsier horror gets, the more interesting the projects that come out of it. Except last year’s Suspiria remake, that was a hot pile of garbage. Plus Florence Pugh is fantastic and I’ll watch anything she does, even that wrestling movie with The Rock Johnson.
Midsommar opens, conveniently enough, in mid-summer, on July 3.