- Alexis Ren wet and topless (NSFW) [DrunkenStepfather]
- Rita Ora still in a bikini [GCeleb]
- Madison Grace is the new Victoria Justice [Linkiest]
- Robin Givens says Mike Tyson never caught her in bed with Brad Pitt [Celebitchy]
- Amber Heard beginning to look ragged (NSFW) [TheNipSlip]
- Jennifer Aniston still has amazing legs at 50+ [Celebitchy]
- Woodstock 50 is fucked [TheBlemish
- Is Scott Disick engaged? [Starcasm]
- Drake wore an ‘erotic’ watch to the NBA Finals [Dlisted]
- Python swallowed a woman in Indonesia [CavemanCircus]
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At Game 5 the other night, Drake wore a $750K Richard Mille “69 Tourbillon Erotic” watch. What makes it erotic?
The top bar can be changed to display statements like, “I want to,” “I need to,” “I long to,” “I lust to,” “I’d love to” and “Let me.” The middle bar adds in the active verbs, such as “explore,” “taste,” “kiss,” “arouse,” “devour” and “caress.” And the bottom bar gets into the specifics: “you tonight,” “your lips,” “your body,” “your nipples,” “your pussy” and “you madly.”
And of course, Drake set his to “I’d Love to Kiss Your Pussy” because why wouldn’t he? He’s a 12-year-old trapped inside the body of the world’s softest rapper. Drake’s the kind of guy who’d give his girl a vibrator for their anniversary.
the watch was set to "I'd Love To Kiss Your Pussy" pic.twitter.com/U7TrWsqys6
— cam wolf (@camjwolf) June 11, 2019
Breakups are always hard, especially when you break up with the voice of a giant talking space raccoon thing that only exists because someone thought of a pun on a Beatles song. It’s not a situation most of us are likely to be in, but Irina Shayk is in it. Luckily for us, she knows just the way to get over even Bradley Cooper.
That’s right, showing off that ass. She’s already got some offers, Lady Gaga’s ex Christian Carino liked this sexy snap out in public. Even celebrities get horny on main sometimes.
Oh what, you think you’re going to do better than this, Bradley? I mean, he probably is, he’s in Marvel movies. But still.
I’d like to press my luck, Bob.
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It’s never good to miss a nap, you just don’t know how cranky you’re going to be. And I assume Lil Xan, who basically always looks like an 11-year-old who needs a nap, must have missed a nap because the LAPD is investigating him for assault with a deadly weapon because of an incident where he brandished a gun. TMZ had the details of the story.
TMZ broke the story … the alleged victim called out Xan for calling Tupac’s music “boring” last year. Things quickly escalated … with Xan pulling a gun out multiple times, and pointing it at the man.
The 22-year-old rapper said he only pulled the gun because he thought he was about to be attacked.
If the D.A. doesn’t see it that way, Xan could be charged with a felony that carries a max sentence of 4 years.
I mean, yeah, why wouldn’t you pull a gun on a guy who doesn’t like Tupac. Seems reasonable.
See, my guess was that he was mad at whoever drew on his face when he fell asleep, but apparently he wants his face to look like that.
Also hilarious is that there’s video of this incident and let’s just say Lil Xan still doesn’t look scary even when he’s pointing a gun at you. He absolutely seems like someone who could OD on Cheetos.
Also, I think he says the n-word in this exchange, so even if he doesn’t go to jail for the serious felony he seemingly committed, he’s totally going to get cancelled on Twitter.
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Remember how Justin Bieber wanted to fight Tom Cruise despite Cruise being 31 years his senior and a tiny manlet? Yeah, he’s a giant douche and Tom Cruise would beat his ass even if he is only four feet tall. He has to impress Zaddy Miscavige, after all.
Well, Bieber isn’t the only person calling out much older celebrities for an MMA fight. Brent Spiner, who played Commander Data on Star Trek: The Next Generation, couldn’t quite find a celebrity with the same age gap, but he did send out a challenge to 93-year-old Dame Angela Lansbury, most famous for Murder, She Wrote, that show your mom watches about the old lady who solves murders.
I would like to challenge Angela Lansbury to fight me in the octagon! If you back down, Angela, you are scared. And everyone will know it! Who will put up the money for this?!!!
— Brent Spiner (@BrentSpiner) June 10, 2019
I mean, I would watch that fight. My money is on Dame Angela, by the way. Data’s biggest tough guy moment was petting a cat, Jessica Fletcher lived in what has to be the per-capita murder capital of the entire world. Seriously, Cabot Cove is a small, sleepy town in Maine like Stars’ Hollow on Gilmore Girls. But they did 264 episodes of Murder, She Wrote, which means once a week there’s a dead body in the town square of a Thomas Kinkade painting and no one really bats an eye.
Luckily for Spiner, he’s not going to have to come to blows with
Miss Marple Jessica Fletcher anytime soon, not on Dick Van Dyke’s watch at any rate. The entire exchange is hilarious.
I will defend the honor of Dame Lansbury for free!! The pier at the sundown!! Be there, if you dare!!
— Dick Van Dyke (@iammrvandy) June 10, 2019
I give up!
— Brent Spiner (@BrentSpiner) June 10, 2019
— Dick Van Dyke (@iammrvandy) June 10, 2019
Don’t force me to make puns about your name, Dick!
— Brent Spiner (@BrentSpiner) June 10, 2019
— Dick Van Dyke (@iammrvandy) June 11, 2019
— Brent Spiner (@BrentSpiner) June 11, 2019
— Dick Van Dyke (@iammrvandy) June 11, 2019
These guys are national treasures. It’s a shame they’re a million years old so they’ll die soon and Justin Bieber will probably live long enough to become immortal.
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Back in March, the world learned that former Jersey Shore star Sammi Giancola had gotten engaged to Christian Biscardi.
Sammi's ex-castmates all took to social media to congratulate on this major step forward -- with one notable exception.
If you're a fan of the OG Jersey Shore (back when the entire season actually took place in a beach house, often in New Jersey), then you bore witness to the tumultuous relationship between Sammi and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro.
Infidelity, mysterious ungrammatical notes, throwing entire freakin' bedframes out of windows -- Ronnie and Sammi's relationship had it all.
But despite the fact that it was an endless source of drama -- and thus, ratings -- pretty much everyone was happy to see the tumultuous romance come to an end.
So it was no great surprise that Ronnie initially seemed to reluctant to comment on Sam's engagement.
(After all, she was apparently so traumatized by their time together that she passed up a sizable paycheck by accepting a role on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.)
But to the surprise of just about everyone, Ronnie broke his silence when asked about Sam's new dude in a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight.
“You know, God bless her, and I’m glad that she found happiness,” Magro told the outlet.
“I’m glad that we’ve all found happiness, you know? We’re very lucky.”
It's big of him to wish Sammi well, considering he'd previously revealed that he was wracked with regret over losing her:
“I got cold feet,” he said on Family Vacation.
“I wanted to do the right thing, but there was a part of me that was like, ‘I’m not going to do the right thing,’" added the astonishingly self-aware Magro.
"So I didn’t do it. I ended up cheating, she found out. I blew it.”
But perhaps we shouldn't be so shocked by Ronnie's newfound maturity.
After all, the years since his breakup with Sammi have seen a number of changes for the 33-year-old, and many of them no doubt had a humbling effect.
Ronnie is sober now, and he says he's 100 percent committed to ensuring the health and happiness of his 1-year-old daughter, Ariana.
And we're sure Magro's tumultuous relationship with Jen Harley has given him a much greater appreciation for his time with Sam.
Obviously (and thankfully), a Ron and Sammi reconciliation is not in the cards -- but it's nice to see Magro laying the groundwork for a potential friendship.
Radiohead has released their own demos after a thief tried to blackmail them. Someone hacked Thom Yorke and grabbed his minidisk archive from around the time of OK Computer and demanded $150,000 or else he’d release all the sessions. Clearly, Radiohead didn’t pay. Then the leaks started coming. Fans even started compiling a public list for everyone. Granted, the thief didn’t count on Radiohead deciding to release it themselves for around $23.
— Jonny Greenwood (@JnnyG) June 11, 2019
For the next 18 days, you can download and listen to their archives. All 18 hours of it. If you’re a huge fan of Radiohead, then you’re probably pouring yourself a glass of wine and settling in for the next day. If you’re anyone else, you probably played the first 30 seconds and thought, “eh, ok, that’s enough.”
Snarky songstress Britney Spears has shocked the paparazzi world by accusing MEGA of publishing photoshopped pictures of her recent vacation to Miami Beach. In one set of pics, Spears sports black bikini bottoms and a slinky one-shoulder yellow top, and in the other, she switches out the top for a sexy bright pink number and a sheer coverup.
We would trust MEGA with our lives and seriously doubt that they altered these pictures of Britney Spears. But more importantly, we can’t tell what Spears is being critical of in the first place. She dedicates a trio of pics/vids included in her Instagram post (above) to disproving that the body ody ody we’re ogling in the MEGA pics is an accurate representation of her current figure. Spears includes the caption:
People always say people or celebrities cheat with their images, but never do they question the papparazzi for selling your pic that they have messed with !!!! This was all done within the same 17 hours !!!!
She also tells her followers:
I look like I’m 40 pounds bigger than I am today. This is how I am right now, and I’m skinny as a needle. You tell me, what is real?
What’s real is our everlasting horniness for this sexy woman no matter what her body looks like. Whoever kicked a curvy MILF out of bed for eating crackers? Plus if Spears want to feel better about being caught in unflattering lighting, she can always hit up Kim Kardashian.
Photo Credit: MEGA
This week’s Mr. Skin Podcast is the best of the breast!
This week on the podcast, Mr. Skin goes over a favorite topic: the best breasts in 80s teen comedies! Take a nostalgic trip down mammary lane and check out the very best breasts of the totally boobular ’80s!
Click on the player below to listen to the show and then click over to the Mr. Skin Podcast page for all the links mentioned in the episode, as well as your chance to call into the show and make your voice heard!
Last week, the world was stunned by reports that Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk had broken up following a four-year relationship.
Well, perhaps "stunned" isn't the right word, considering just about everyone who watched Cooper's performance with Lady Gaga at this year's Oscars assumed there was something going on between the A Star Is Born co-stars.
There have been widespread attempts to blame Gaga for Cooper and Shayk's breakup, but all parties involved have refused to even dignify those reports with a response.
Nevertheless, the rumor mill continues to churn, and some folks are convinced that Gaga hinted at a romance with Cooper during a performance in Vegas on Tuesday night,
Addressing the audience between songs, Gaga said her aesthetic attracted a lot of criticism early in her career, as some of her consultants thought that "everything was too gay."
"I remember saying, 'Well, I don't see it that way but there's also gay people in the world,'" the singer said to great applause.
"They told me it wouldn't work and they tried to change me but I never let them," Gaga continued. "And you know why? Because I thought they were shallow."
With that, she began to play the opening notes of "Shallow," her Oscar-winning duet with Cooper.
(She performs the song solo during her live shows.)
But before launching into the vocals, Gaga added some instructions for her audience and for mankind in general:
"Be kind, be kind or f--k off," she said.
Yes, it's a bit of a stretch, but many believe these comments were Gaga's way of indirectly addressing the rumors that she's dating Cooper.
But even among those who share that belief, the interpretation of her comments varies wildly.
Some say she's telling the gossip mongers to f--k off and stop suggesting that she and Cooper are anything more than friends.
Others believe it's a loving, coded shout-out to Bradley -- a callback to the way his character encouraged hers to pursue her dreams in A Star Is Born.
Of course, the most likely explanation is that Gaga simply wished to share an inspirational, pro-LGBT sentiment during a Pride Month performance.
But as is always the case, stories stars just being standup folk don't make for good tabloid fodder.
So expect the press to continue dissecting Gaga's every comment.
While your natural impulse may be to avoid Monica Wasp due to her terror-inducing surname, allow me to offer up a counterpoint by saying that not looking at Monica Wasp’s nude body is going hurt worse in the long run. I promise that you’re not going to get stung by Monica Wasp, but the sting of not seeing her incredible nude body is going to last a whole lot longer.
I’m not entirely sure why she chose the surname Wasp, as there are virtually no good connotations to that word. You’re either a horrible, vicious, stinging insect or a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant, and I’m honestly not sure which is worse. Maybe she could’ve considered Hornet, as that’s got a nicer ring to it. Holly Hornet might’ve been the way to go, honestly, but what do I know?
So don’t go around in fear of Monica Wasp, go around in celebration of her nudity and her feminine wiles. It’s a much better way to go through life anyway, and I don’t think any of us need any more strife right now. Don’t be afraid of Monica Wasp, she’s not going to hurt you. But no looking at her naked body will definitely hurt. You don’t get over pain that severe.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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These may not be recent pics of Demi Rose Mawby, but they’re definitely worth a second look. For that matter, they’re definitely worth a third, fourth, and fifth look as well. I think it’s safe to say that these pictures are so good, they’re not worth looking away from for even a moment. They’re just that captivating.
Now, I think you’re going to have to look away from these pictures at some point in time to have a conversation with your boss or significant other, but you’re not going to want them to be too far from your reach at any time. Keep a browser window open on your phone so you can pop up a pic of Demi Rose Mawby and get yourself refocused and ready to take on the world.
There’s a proven therapeutic benefit to looking at pictures of a beautiful woman like Demi Rose Mawby. I don’t know what the scientific name for it is, but the way her big beautiful breasts and enormous backside soothe you when you look at them is a definite medical miracle. So keep these pictures handy, you really never know when you’re going to need a little Demi Rose Mawby in your life. Or a lot.
Photos courtesy of Mega Agency
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Not all summer comedies that feature promising comedic team-ups pay off, just look to films like The Hitman’s Bodyguard or R.I.P.D. or really any non-Deadpool Ryan Reynolds movie for proof of this concept. However, there’s something about the promise of seeing Kumail Nanjiani and Dave Bautista together in the upcoming comedy Stuber that’s quite promising. For whatever reason, they remind me of Alan Arkin and Peter Falk in The In-Laws, where they trade off being the straight man.
A more contemporary film that this appears to be a “better” version of is Ride Along, where a hardened cop teams up with a terrified novice and hijinks ensue. Both Nanjiani and Bautista have proven themselves adept at doing this sort of thing and I feel that so long as we haven’t seen all of the best gags in the trailer, this could be a sleeper hit.
Of course, there’s no guarantee this could be any good at all. It could be that all of the funniest jokes are in the trailer or that the movie has a premise that might not be able to sustain a feature and would’ve been better off as a short film. Honestly though, it beats sitting through another sequel or reboot or remake or other typical summer movie.
Stuber opens on July 12.
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