Caitlyn Jenner is a lot of things, but “good dad” is not high on the list, according to her son Brody Jenner. Fox News reported that Brody had some harsh words about his dad on The Hills this week.
“I didn’t really grow up with my dad,” Jenner said. “When I was really little, we got to spend a little bit of time. But when he started the family with the Kardashian family and all that, I didn’t really see much of him.”
Jenner later elaborated saying that his father was largely absent throughout his childhood, having missed his graduation and most of his birthdays. He described their relationship as “very surface.”
Caitlyn misses a lot of important stuff in Brody’s life. She also missed his wedding to hang out with her 22-year-old girlfriend. What kind of monkey’s paw do you have to wish on to be like, pushing 80 and then get a model girlfriend who’s barely old enough to drink right after you had your dick cut off?
“I was just getting to know Bruce, and then Bruce became Caitlyn,” Jenner admitted. “Caitlyn is a totally different person than Bruce. It’s her true self, but Bruce was always holding a lot back and being somebody totally different.”
He added: “My dad, she’s like a 15-year-old girl now. She’s a totally different – I mean, it’s awesome. It’s great. She’s happy, she’s running around. She’s off living her life, so what I’ve learned is to just not expect too much from her.”
Most people aren’t actually happy about their parents acting like teenagers. Brody probably doesn’t want to be disparaging because Caitlyn is just enjoying being true to herself, but herself is an old lady. She should be knitting instead of running around with college students and vehicular manslaughtering people. Okay, so that last one is kind of age appropriate, but still.
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Body positivity, or fat acceptance is a somewhat controversial social issue, and for good reason. There’s really no reason to be shitty to fat people, and we as a society often are; at the same time, extreme obesity isn’t healthy either, and while we’re passing laws in some countries to ban advertisements featuring models who are too thin the same people are pushing for more models who are bigger. Also, most of this community sound like female incels complaining that they can’t fuck male models and have to settle for less attractive men, so I basically have no sympathy for them.
We all love plus-sized model Ashley Graham, and you can try to deny that all you want but I get to see what articles you people actually read and she is pretty close to the top of the most popular people featured on this site. But people got mad that she appeared to lose some weight once, and you can’t argue she was dangerously thin.
Miley Cryus wanted to get in on this conversation and she did so by posting a naked picture of a woman who is just…
I mean, she makes some good points, but people do the same thing to people who look dangerously underweight so I’m not sure it’s just that people are fat and more that people in your replies on social media are just fucking nosey.
Anyway, Miley Cyrus is married to a Hemsworth so she’s clearly not as committed to this cause as she claims to be. Eric Stonestreet isn’t married, Miley, and I’ll bet you never even called him for a date, and that guy is hilarious. Not as hilarious as he was in season two, but, you know, it’s been a long time, people run out of ideas.
Miley also has a new video out now where her vagina appears to be some sort of medieval torture device. That might not just be for the video. Honestly, I’d rather see Ashley Graham, but that’s just me.
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This Johnny Depp and Amber Heard story has been months and months of he said, she said but he probably said the truth because who cuts off their own finger and doesn’t know the difference between human shit and shit from a tiny purse dog? Nobody, that’s who, and your story doesn’t add up.
Now we’re going to hear from someone else on what happened. I mean, we have heard from a bunch of people but none of them are famous so who cares. That’s right, Depp’s lawyers have subpoenaed James Franco, who was on video obtained by The Blast with Heard less than a day after her fight with Depp where he allegedly beat her up and she allegedly faked her injuries with makeup.
Interestingly, the two stars seem to know there is a camera in the elevator (and its location) as they don’t allow for their faces to been seen clearly during the ride.
At one point, Heard is seen moving backward towards Franco, keeping her face away from the camera, and moves in close as she appears to be speaking with him while he keeps his head down.
That’s sketchy as hell to me. So Depp’s lawyers want Franco to testify about what he saw and heard from Heard on the night in question.
Depp’s attorney, Adam Waldman tells The Blast, “We are interested in James Franco and Elon Musk as fact witnesses because we have evidence they are men who saw Amber Heard’s face in the days and nights between when she claimed Mr. Depp smashed her in the face on May 21 and when she went to court with painted on ‘bruises’ to obtain a Temporary Restraining Order on May 27.”
Heard’s lawyers claim it’ a coincidence and Heard and Franco just happened to live in the same building.
Heard’s lawyer, Eric George, tells The Blast, “This bogus story is just another lame attempt by Johnny Depp and his team to spread deliberately misleading information through the media so that he can continue to attack and abuse his ex-wife.”
George continues, “Amber Heard and James Franco once lived in the same apartment complex and were simply taking an elevator at the same time. Period.”
Finally, someone famous can tell us what to think so that we don’t have to think for ourselves.
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We hope you're sitting down for this, The Real Housewives of Orange County fans.
We hope you didn't just take a sip of any sort of beverage because, if this did just occur, you may very well spit it out all over your keyboard in a few moments.
Because do we ever have a major casting shocker to pass along!
On Tuesday, July 2, Bravo announced the main lineup for The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 14 -- and one major name is missing.
Scroll down for a look at the promotional photos for upcoming episodes, along with official teasers from Bravo executives and the reveal of which veteran star is no longer, well, a star...
1. Here They Are!
2. Who's the Newbie?
3. Shannon Returns!
4. And Kelly, Too!
5. And Tamra, Too!
6. And Gina Kirschenheitr!
The latest iteration of The Hills is subtitled New Beginnings, and it may be more applicable to Mischa Barton than to any other cast member on the show.
After all, not only did Mischa not appear on the original series, she's never even worked as a reality star before.
So this is truly a new beginning for the former actress, who first gained fame on the early-2000s Fox drama The OC.
But while it's a new experience, Mischa is apparently out to settle some old business.
Some of our younger readers may not even remember Perez Hilton, the professional bully who rose to the top of the trash heap back in the bad old days of celebrity gossip blogging.
Hilton made millions publicly shaming young women like Mischa for their appearances, their sex lives, and their alleged substance abuse.
If you made a list of the people who are responsible for turning the internet into the cesspool of semi-anonymous hate-mongering that it's become, Perez Hilton would certainly be near the top.
There's no denying that he's one of the internet's great douche bags, and you could even make the argument that he takes the top prize.
(Or at least that he held the number one spot in the years prior to the emergence of the alt-right and MAGA Nation.)
So it was a pleasure to see Mischa absolutely eviscerate Perez during this week's episode of The Hills:
Tonight, @MischaBarton and @PerezHilton come face-to-face after a years-long feud but... will all be forgiven and forgotten?— The Hills (@thehills) July 1, 2019
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"Perez Hilton was a pseudo-celebrity blogger. He was the face of a certain brand of hate," Barton said in a confessional segment.
"I really felt like I was a target for him. I don't know how to describe it, it's just like when you see your bully in the school hallway," she added of the confrontation.
"That adrenaline gets going, it's a mixture of fear and anger and all of those things."
It can be easy to lose your cool when confronting a bully, but Mischa maintained her equanimity and eloquently stated her case:
"The thing with that is, this bullying that you did for so long to so many young girls, I find it hard to let go. I really do," she said to Hilton.
"It's not just about the body shaming or outing people who are gay before they're out of the closet, all of that stuff, I just can't really accept the apology entirely on behalf of how I truly feel," Barton added.
"I think really where I think the divide between us is I don't sit well with people who purposefully harm other people."
Folks, believe us when we say there isn't a lie to be found anywhere in that statement.
To his credit, Perez recognized immediately that he had been owned, and he blurted out a desperate apology:
"If I could go back in time - and I say this on my kid's life, I swear - if I could go back in time and do things differently I would," he stammered.
Barton pressed him on the matter, shooting back:
"Would you, would you really?"
"You would go back in time and change all of those peoples careers you messed with, all of the people you outed?"
At this, Perez became incensed at her unwillingness to accept his apology, demonstrating conclusively that he had not moved on from the abusive behavior that made him famous.
Or, as Mischa put it, "He's just being a total dick."
We guess you have to hand it to the guy for knowing what he does best and sticking with it!
Archie Harrison is extremely cute and very loved.
This much we know.
But we now know something else about the first and, thus far only, child of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry: His Christening date!
According to multiple sources, this major religious event will take place on Saturday, July 6.
Per People Magazine sources, the very young man - who turns two months old on this same date - will celebrate his milestone in Queen Elizabeth’s private chapel at Windsor Castle.
The location was chosen by the Duchess and Duke of Sussex because they “wanted an intimate, peaceful setting in a place with such a special connection to Her Majesty,” People writes.
It probably also helped that Meghan and Harry now reside at Frogmore Cottage... which is also on the grounds of Windsor Castle.
So there won't be any need to stuff Archie into a car seat.
What else do we know about the pending Royal Christening?
Doria Ragland, Meghan's mother, will be by her daughter's side for the occasion, although Queen Elizabeth actually will NOT be due to a prior commitment.
Before you take this as a sign that the Queen clearly hates Markle, please consider/remember: both the Queen and her husband, Prince Philip, were absent for Prince Louis' Christening last year.
We can also confirm, via what we read on the Internet, that the gathering will be attended by approximately 25 family members and friends -- and that photos to be released the next day.
Both of these tidbits are typical of a Royal Christening.
The timing of the baptism also makes sense, considering Prince William and Kate Middleton's three kids - Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis - were all Christened within about three months of their birth.
Moreover, Charlotte and Louis were both christened in the month of July, just like Archie will be.
Or maybe just a coincidence.
“This is a beautiful milestone and they are excited to share it as a family first and then with the world,” an insider tells People Magazine.
Markle and Harry, meanwhile, have also announced that they'll be taking a tour of Africa in the near future ... with Archie in tow! It will mark the first time the baby leaves his native country.
During the Diana Award National Youth Mentoring Summit (an event honoring his late mother, Princess Diana), Harry delivered a speech this week in which he opened up about caring for his son.
"I'm struck by a few things today, most of which is the power of the invisible role model. The person who may be sitting here today that doesn't realize that someone looks up to them, that -- for that person -- you inspire them to be kinder, better, greater, more successful, more impactful," said Harry, adding:
"Perhaps it's the newfound clarity I have as a father knowing that my son will always be watching what I do, mimicking my behavior, one day maybe even following in my footsteps."
Added the handsome Royal:
"But it's not just my role as a father that shows me that; it's in the people I see every day that don't realize how inspirational they are to those watching.
"From small acts of kindness to large measures of character -- each move that we make matters, especially when we don't think anyone is watching. That is when our true character comes to light."
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The last time we checked in with Selena Gomez she was suffering a nasty reaction to some bee stings allegedly, but thanks to this super sexy new bathing suit pic, we can tell that she’s recovering nicely. Gomez lent her gorgeous self to Krahs swimwear. In the new Insta pic, we see the twenty-six-year-old’s curves up to here and even her nip pokies. Selena has toned down the sex appeal on her personal Instagram (something that hasn’t cost her being the fourth most followed celebrity on the social platform) so it’s nice to know that she’s still showing off what the good Lord gave her on random no-name swimwear Instagram accounts. Does Selena still do if for your peena? Let us know your thots.
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This week’s Mr. Skin Podcast goes full frontal!
On today’s podcast, Mr. Skin talks about the amazing three – yes, three – full frontal scenes in the show Jett. Not only that, but Mr. Skin will talk about movie nudity news like Julianne Moore naked in Gloria Bell and Lily James starring in Yesterday. In TV nudity news, Mr. Skin will talk about the latest in Euphoria as well as the nude scenes in The Spanish Princess, City on a Hill, Strange Angel, Animal Kingdom, and Siren. All of this plus an interview with Streammate Natalia Forrest. Listen to hear more!
Click on the player below to listen to the show and then click over to the Mr. Skin Podcast page for all the links mentioned in the episode, as well as your chance to call into the show and make your voice heard!
This may not be the first time you’re laying eyes on the gorgeous Angel Constance as we’ve featured the former Playboy Muse of the Year several times, but frankly, you can never get enough of this heavenly beauty. This Frida Kahlo inspired photo shoot is the stuff that dreams are made of…
“Shooting in Mexico for the first of my sets as Playboy Muse of the Year was honestly so incredible,” says Angel. “I think my favorite set would have to be the Frida Kahlo inspired one. It was just so gorgeous and such an honor to try to embody such an amazing woman!” Dressed in a long red dress, with lovely flowers in her hair, Angel is at home in front of our cameras. Totally in her element, she dances to the beat of the music and slowly slips out of her outfit. “I feel sexiest in my birthday suit,” laughs Angel. “I love my boobs and my eyes, but I can’t choose between the two, so you pick,” she says to her fans.
I think I know what most of you are going to pick, and I don’t blame you one bit. It’s probably the same thing we all picked.
Photos and video courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Silje Roos posted a photo:
I'm meeting one of my best friends that I hve not seen in over a year since she lives to far away. But her parents are driving her here so we can meet finally!
Italian fashion blogger and industry insider Chiara Ferragni brought along her younger sister Valentina when she went to cover the Giambattista Valli Fall/Winter 2019-2020 fashion show yesterday, and thank goodness she did. These Italian foxes stole the show, turning heads every which way they went and making a statement that sexy sisters are gonna be in this fall and winter.
I think sexy Italian sisters like Chiara and Valentina Ferragni are always in, but it seems they’re going to be all the rage this coming season if this photo set is any indication. The fact that sexy sisters never go out of style helps, but there’s definitely something about these two sisters in particular that screams “everyone’s gonna want this” to me. I’m sure others likely feel the same way.
Word to the wise: If you’re sexy and you’ve got an equally sexy sister, you guys need to get out there and be seen this season. There’s no use staying indoors and keeping all that sexy to yourself. You ladies have got a gift and need to share it with the world. Chiara and Valentina Ferragni know this better than anyone which is why they’re already setting the trend that’s gonna be all the rage in a few months.
Photos courtesy of Mega Agency
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2017’s Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle was the rare reboot/long-delayed sequel that was actually vastly superior to the original. The Rock Johnson, Kevin Hart, Karen Gillan, and Jack Black all turned in hilarious performances as teenagers trapped in adult bodies, attempting to navigate a deadly video game while also dealing with their own teen angst drama.
The film was also a smash hit, grossing over $400 million in North America and just shy of a billion dollars worldwide, making another sequel inevitable. Rather than returning to the well, however, the producers of Jumanji: The Next Level have decided to shake things up a bit by introducing two old men into the equation: Danny DeVito and Danny Glover, who are sucked into the game and inhabit the bodies of The Rock Johnson and Kevin Hart, respectively.
You have to give them credit for trying something radically different, and frankly the prospect of seeing The Rock Johnson do an impression of Danny DeVito for two hours is something that delights me to no end. Yes, the premise has the potential to wear thin, but so did the premise of Welcome to the Jungle, so hopefully they’ve got some more great stuff in store this time around.
Jumanji: The Next Level hits theaters on December 13, one week before Star Wars Episode IX.
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- Aubrey O’Day looks like a drag queen (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip]
- Victoria Justice getting her Pride on [GCeleb]
- People doing another birther thing against Kamala Harris [Celebitchy]
- Paul Rudd joining Ghostbusters movie [Celebitchy]
- Addicts confess the worst things they ever did to get high [CavemanCircus]
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