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Holy crap, the girl from Boy Meets World is a porn star now. No, not that one, I know, I kind of tricked you, but I mean Maitland Ward, who played Rachel, Eric and Jack’s smoking-hot tall redhead roommate in the last few seasons. She was main cast, don’t get mad at me because Danielle Fishel has been a successful enough working actress that she didn’t get spit out the bottom of the porn industry.
This came to my attention while I was browsing Twitter And I came across this tweet.
— BLACKED (@Blacked_com) July 31, 2019
Here was my thought process: “Hey, that’s the redhead from Boy Meets World, I had a crush on her and basically every other cast member. Except Ben Savage, sorry Ben. Blacked, hunh? Is that some kind of C-List celebrity reality show on VH1? I’ll just click this link and- HOLY SHIT!” By the way, that link is pretty NSFW. And so is the rest of her Twitter, but hey, Instagram makes you keep it clean, let’s see what she’s got going on there.
I was wondering how this happened, and it turns out that after Bot Meets World, Maitland became a very popular cosplayer, and the line between cosplayer and porn star is just, razer thin. Seriously, every single cosplayer is just one late credit card payment from getting gangbanged on their “premium” Snapchat.
By the way, Maitland isn’t the only TGIF star to do porn. Jaimee Foxworth, who played Judy Winslow on Family Matters was an adult performer under the stage name Crave. Respect for Maitland Ward for doing porn under her real name, though, that’s got to make those high school reunions a lot more fun.
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Pedophile Pimp to the Rich and Famous Jeffrey Epstein’s Plan to Save Humanity Was To Get a Whole Lot of Young Women Pregnant
What do Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, Stephen Hawking and Chris Tucker have in common? They all used to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein, who is now in jail for trafficking minors. But it turns out Jeff was a man with a plan, a plan that went well beyond fucking a bunch of teenage girls.
Okay, it was mostly a plan to fuck teenage girls. But Epstein wanted to fuck so many teenage girls that his DNA would be a part of the entire human race.
As you may know, most people in the world are descended from Genghis Khan. This is because Genghis raped a lot of women. Patton Oswalt has a bit about it in his act.
Everybody’s friend Jeff the ephebophile (happy, libertarians?) had a plan to similarly spread his own DNA through the entire human race. Seriously. This was reported in The New York Times, this isn’t just some joke piece from TMZ. He met with scientists about this.
Mr. Epstein over the years confided to scientists and others about his scheme, according to four people familiar with his thinking, although there is no evidence that it ever came to fruition.
Mr. Epstein’s vision reflected his longstanding fascination with what has become known as transhumanism: the science of improving the human population through technologies like genetic engineering and artificial intelligence. Critics have likened transhumanism to a modern-day version of eugenics, the discredited field of improving the human race through controlled breeding.
I can’t imagine being super into eugenics and thinking “You know what the human race really needs? Me. Everyone needs to be me.” Especially if you’re competing with Michael Jackson for the title of “World’s Most Famous Pedophile.”
On multiple occasions starting in the early 2000s, Mr. Epstein told scientists and businessmen about his ambitions to use his New Mexico ranch as a base where women would be inseminated with his sperm and would give birth to his babies, according to two award-winning scientists and an adviser to large companies and wealthy individuals, all of whom Mr. Epstein told about it.
It was not a secret. The adviser, for example, said he was told about the plans not only by Mr. Epstein, at a gathering at his Manhattan townhouse, but also by at least one prominent member of the business community. One of the scientists said Mr. Epstein divulged his idea in 2001 at a dinner at the same townhouse; the other recalled Mr. Epstein discussing it with him at a 2006 conference that he hosted in St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands.
Wait, he wasn’t even going to have sex with them, he just figured women were going to line up to have his children turkey bastered into them? That’s some serious narcissism right there.
Ahh, Christian rap. It’s like Christian rock but your religious relatives still don’t want you to listen to it for… some reason they just can’t put their finger on but I’m sure it’s not racism (it is, it totally is racism). But no one listens to Christian rap, not even Christians, is the real point.
But according to a jury, Katy Perry apparently did and it cost her and her record label almost three million dollars American because her song ‘Dark Horse’ sounded too much like Flame’s ‘Joyful Noise’.
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Julianne Hough poses naked in the latest issue of Women’s Health.
And yet… somehow this isn’t the reason everyone is talking about this dancer’s cover story with that magazine today.
How is that possible, you may be wondering, considering what Hough looks like?
She tells the publication that, although she’s married to a man named Brooks Laich, she’s actually “not straight” and she once had a long talk with him about this fact.
This is the sort of tidbit that overshadows even Julianne Hough’s nude body, you know?
“I [told him], ‘You know I’m not straight, right?’ And he was like, ‘I’m sorry, what?’” the ex- Dancing With the Stars judge says in the September 2019 issue of Women’s Health, adding:
“I was like, ‘I’m not. But I choose to be with you.’”
The veteran television personality tied the knot with Laich in 2017, following many years of being one of Hollywood’s best-known virgins.
She famously dated Ryan Seacrest for a long time prior to getting with Laich.
She explained to Women’s Health — for its annual “Naked Strength” edition — that her very personal “massive transformation” came four months after the couple’s wedding.
“I think there’s a safety with my husband now that I’m unpacking all of this,” Hough continued.
“And there’s no fear of voicing things that I’ve been afraid to admit or that I’ve had shame or guilt about because of what I’ve been told or how I was raised.”
While Hough emphasized that her professional hockey player husband has been by her side this entire time, and that she’s happy she’s been so candid with him, she was still anxious to discuss parts of her journey with him.
You can understand why, right?
“I was connecting to the woman inside that doesn’t need anything, versus the little girl that looked to him to protect me,” she said, adding:
“I was like, ‘Is he going to love this version of me?’ But the more I dropped into my most authentic self, the more attracted he was to me.”
Props to Brooks Laich, huh?
“Now we have a more intimate relationship,” Hough said of her marriage.
Hough feels better than ever before about herself as well.
“I’m going to shift for the rest of my life,” she told Women’s Health, concluding on this topic as follows:
“I’m not like, ‘Oh, I got it.’ But I’m trusting myself now, and when I’m totally connected to me, I feel full. I want others to see that in themselves too.”
Julianna Margulies Won’t Be on The Good Fight Season 4, But She Does Have a CBS All Access Show in the WorksFor seven seasons Julianna Margulies came into viewers' homes as Alicia Florrick, the center character of The Good Wife. The Emmy-winning drama--Margulies took home two statues for her role...
Even though reports warned of it as far back as January, some fans are still in shock over Vicki Gunvalson's demotion.
The OG of the OC is just a "Friend" on Season 14 of The Real Housewives of Orange County.
Now, she's admitting on social media that even she doesn't know why she lost her orange.
Through thick and thin, Vicki has been active on Instagram this year.
A lot of that time has been spent shooting down rumors -- even rumors that ultimately turned out to be true.
Fans know that Instagram is a place where they can, on occassion, reach her and even elicit a response.
With the news of her demotion, some aren't sure what to think about the show or its future.
"Why were you demoted?" asked one fan who continues to struggle with this major shake-up.
The follower confessed: "I don't understand."
"I don't really know," Vicki admitted in her reply.
That must be a haunting feeling for one of the most famous faces in an entire franchise.
She then speculated: "I think they wanted to change it up."
It has also been suggested that it was as serious as a punishment for Vicki's habit of spreading malicious rumors that were too much for Bravo.
Other reports have said that it was, much more simply, Vicki's apparent lack of a storyline.
Admitting that she can't explain her demotion is not all that Vicki has had to say recently on social media.
Last week, reports circulated that Vicki would rather quit than go another season as a "Friend" of the Housewives.
That's no real surprise -- many find a demotion like that humiliating.
Famously, NeNe Leakes quit rather than be demoted. When ratings tanked, Bravo welcomed her back with a massive pay raise.
Many had hoped that Vicki would try something similar.
But Vicki says that the story that she'd rather quit than be a "Friend" for another season is nothing but a load of hooplah.
"None of this is true!!" Vicki declared when she saw the original report by RadarOnline.
She then asked: "Where do you get your information from???"
"It's all incorrect," Vicki clarified.
We somehow suspect that the folks over at RadarOnline won't lose any sleep over this, but it's great that Vicki let her fans know.
Vicki continued her negotiations with Bravo early this year, missing the first couple of weeks of filming.
Eventually, she reached some sort of agreement, but nothing was ever officially confirmed.
It was said at one point that she would get engaged to and marry Steve Lodge in an effort to save her job.
Sure enough, early this spring, Steve proposed to Vicki.
She shared the happy news on Instagram, and her fans breathed a sigh of relief, hoping that this would give her enough of a storyline to remain a Full Housewife.
Plus, you know, they were just happy for her.
The reality is that producers and network folks have a lot to weigh when it comes to deciding on casting.
Who joins the cast? Who leaves? Who becomes a Full Housewife, who stays one, and who gets demoted to Friend status?
These are all based upon ratings and production expenses and various complications. It sounds like a real headache.
The advantage of a long-running, successful series is that, as Vicki says, sometimes they may just want to "change it up."
If the change doesn't go over well with the audience, they can change it right back.
Tori Roloff has thus far managed to pull off the near-impossible.
She's reached impressive heights of popularity (over one million Instagram followers!) without ever really being involved in a controversy.
Really, think about it... it's true.
You need to search far and wide and try really hard to track down any sort of scandalous situation centered on the Little People, Big World cast member.
One time a few trolls tried to mom-shame Tori because they thought her son wasn't wearing a life jacket out on the water -- but they were quickly proven wrong.
Now, however, some folks think they've done it. They think they've tracked it down. They think they've come across a photo that is legitimately damaging to the reality, from which they think she'll never recover.
Indeed, they think they've caught TORI ROLOFF DRINKING WHILE PREGNANT.
And they think this because they only took a quick glance at the Instagram photo below:
Here's the thing, however:
Tori may be expecting. And she may be sucking down a beverage in this snapshot.
But there's no alcohol in it.
The TLC personality shared this photo on Tuesday, but immediately shut down her potential critics and haters while doing so.
“Mama drinks (hers is a mocktail, don’t worry),” wrote Tori as a caption to the image, putting an end to any sort of controversy before it can even begin.
Seriously: she's good, isn't she?
In late June, Roloff was forced to delete an Instgram post in which she wrote about her parenting philopshy after some of followers took issue with her thoughts on raising kids and spoiling them.
“If you raise your kids, you get to spoil your grandkids,” the post began. “If you spoil your kids, you’ll end up raising your grandkids.”
She continued at the time:
“Just a thought. I really think my generation has made it more important to be their kids’ best friend and not help guide and support their kids with boundaries and structure.
“I know we’re all doing the best we can, but disciplining kiddos is essential to becoming a good citizen, not a taboo. Spoil with love.”
Yes, for someone as sweet and innocent as Tori Roloff, this qualified as polarizing.
Tori and husband Zach confirmed in mid-May that son Jackson was on the verge of getting a sibling.
They also confirmed the gender of this sibling and the time around which she is expected to arrive.
"We are so excited to announce that Jackson is going to be a big brother! We can not wait to meet our sweet baby girl!" they said this spring.
We've since learned that the baby is due around Thanksgiving.
We cannot wait to meet her... and we cannot wait to stare at ridiculously adorable baby bump photos along the way.