Dove Cameron was the star of Liv and Maddie, a show created by two writers from According to Jim, so you know it must have been good, Cameron played both eponymous characters on the show, showing her range as a moody but ultimately well-adjusted teenager and a moody but ultimately well-adjusted teenager with slightly different interests. What a wild duet.
Now that she’s grown up and off of the Disney Channel, though, Dove Cameron has been experimenting with being an Instathot to show how mature she is now.
And how cold it is in her room.
She has a really cute nose, I don’t know what it is.
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I love Australia because the Australian people are some of the best people in the world. They prove it over and over again by doing things like sending a single can of beer through the checked baggage at airport or airing Get Krack!n, one of the funniest TV shows to ever air anywhere in the world.
The Aussies are at it again, proving that they should be our closest political ally instead of the UK or Israel.
Our story begins with an annoying vegan woman. We’ve all met one of these people. There’s nothing actually wrong with being vegan, except basically all vegans are inherently annoying and just won’t shut up about it. An entire volume of the comic Scott Pilgrim, the basis of the movie Scott Pilgrim vs The World, was based on someone having superpowers from being vegan because author Bryan Lee O’Malley found it amusing that vegans always talk about it as if it gives them superpowers.
The other type of vegan is the one who tells you how evil you are for eating meat. That’s the type of vegan Cilla Carden is. In fact, she sued her neighbors for grilling meat and playing basketball. And she took the case all the way to the Australian Supreme Court.
Here’s what she told 9 News.
“It’s been devastating, it’s been turmoil, it’s been unrest, I haven’t been able to sleep,” she said.
Just based on that one sentence I hate this woman. Don’t you? She seems like the type who is likely to show up in the comments complaining about my poor journalism, so I’m going to reply proactively: “I don’t care, I’m an opinion writer, not a journalist, and my opinion is you’re an asshole.”
She also claimed to the court that her neighbors barbecuing and playing sports was done “deliberately,” presumably to harass her. The court threw her case and her appeal out because of course they did, she took her neighbors to court for grilling in their back yard in a country that has cookouts on Election Day at every polling place.
Well, Cilla Carden is about to get a dose of Australian hospitality as thousands of Aussies have signed up to attend a barbecue in her honor, right outside her house.
Seven thousand people have said they’ll be in attendance for the event, which will be held in on the lawns of participating neighbors and have food trucks parked in their driveways. And no vegans are invited.
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Probably the most famous quote from The Wire is when Omar said “You come at the king, you best not miss.” It’s so famous I know it and I’ve never watched The Wire. “OH MY GOD, your eyes never seen The Wire? You have to see it, it’s so good!” Yeah, I know, shut up, that’s not the point.
The point is that this is a lesson that a group of little ten-year-old peckerwoods are about to learn after posting a dis track about Cardi that said, among other things, that she “belong[s] in a zoo.”
I was going to link to an Instagram post, but they’ve set their account to private after Cardi let it be known she’s not taking any shit from these little clowns. They did, however post Cardi’s reaction, along with a clip, to their YouTube channel.
I feel like these little shits can’t take the heat they’re asking for by coming at the most successful female rapper of all time for clout. Cardi isn’t someone who fucks around.
One of the kids gave a statement to Page Six.
In the video, one of the kids — who go by the rap names Hollywood, Slim Z, Bonez McKoy and Mr. Great — dances around with a pillow shoved down his pants as a fake, oversize bottom.
Hollywood — who stepped out of an after-school club to speak with us, cautioning that the interview would have to be brief or his mom would start yelling — told us that they targeted Cardi in the track because “she’s been a bully” to other rappers in a number of songs. (He declined to specify whom, exactly.)
“We wanted to show Cardi B to not be a bully and give her a taste of her own medicine,” he said, adding that Cardi responding to the track “made us feel like we’d done our job.”
If your job was getting your ass kicked by a famous woman, then mission accomplished. I actually think the fact that Cardi didn’t straight-up murder these little crackers shows an amazing amount of restraint.
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Saying goodbye to a TV show is tough -- especially when they end too soon.
In most cases, the show is canceled because of ratings.
But that isn't always the case.
These 13 shows ended way too soon and deserved more time to bring the narrative to a close.
1. The Secret Circle - The CW
2. Santa Clarita Diet - Netflix
3. Angel - The WB
4. Hannibal - NBC
5. Jericho - CBS
6. The Tomorrow People - The CW
It was either Shakespeare or early '90s one-hit-wonder Roxette who said, "It must have been love ... but it's over now."
Whoever coined the phrase, they might as well have had Hannah Brown and Tyler Cameron in mind.
If things had played out just slightly differently, these two might have been picking out baby names at this moment.
Instead, Tyler is dating Gigi Hadid, and the only person Hannah is paired off with these days is her partner on Dancing With the Stars.
Yes, despite botching her season of The Bachelorette about as badly as anyone could imagine, Hannah has joined the cast of DWTS, for the show's 28th season, and is thus, still in the spotlight for the time being.
And probably much to her chagrin, the media still wants to know exactly why she and Tyler aren't together -- as well as how she feels about her split.
Well, say what you will about Hannah (frankly, she deserves a bit of criticism for keeping Luke P. in our lives so long). the woman is nothing if not an open book.
So when asked about her non-relationship with Tyler again this week, Ms. Beast Mode told Entertainment Tonight the same thing she's been telling every other outlet:
She wanted the relationship to happen, but it didn't -- and she bears Tyler no ill will.
Hell, Hannah is so blunt about this situation that she's even revealed the contents of her final text message to Cameron!
"I sent him a message when his dad was sick, but not anything else than that," she shared while speaking with ET this week.
"I wish him well," Hannah added.
As you may recall, Hannah asked Tyler out on a date after wisely kicking Jed Wyatt to the curb.
She says they did meet up for a drink after her taping her reunion show -- but they ultimately decided not to pursue a relationship.
"I think we were both single and it is his decision to do whatever makes him happy and so I want my own happiness," Brown told ET on Wednesday. "I'm moving forward."
Asked if she thinks Cameron joined the cast of The Bachelorette just to attain fame, Hannah said:
"I don't know. I think that he is a good guy and has a good heart."
Hey, even if he did, at least he was less obvious about it than Jed!
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I have a theory that the reason flawless Insta stars like Emily Ratajkowski post so many videos is to prove that what we’re seeing is the real deal. They don’t want their hard work at the gym to be confused with the edited pics out there, and videos prove – Facetune: who she? Who dat bich?
All of this brings us to Mariah Carey. Everyone’s talking about this amazing new pic (above) of her filling the living daylights out of a black bikini. But initially the cynic in me thought that this could have been a Photoshop job.
However. In addition to the still photograph, we have this video (below) of Mariah singing on Labor Day while chilling on a boat, and it proves that her body is looking super fine. Those boobs really are the stuff of legend, and we get just a hint of the hourglass silhouette surely in store if the camera would have filmed a little lower. Emily Ratajkowski. Mariah Carey. These spot the difference games keep getting hard and harder. Enjoy…
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Last month, we reported on the widespread allegations of hypocrisy leveled against Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
The trouble started when the couple took a jaunt to the South of France to hang out at Elton John's palatial estate for a few days, as one does.
The problem wasn't with the trip itself, but with the fact that Harry and Meghan traveled on a private jet.
As you may know, Harry has been an outspoken environmental activist for much of his life.
As one of the world's leading spokesmen for the perils of climate change and the role that humans play in the growing crisis, boarding a private jet with his family was ... not a great look for Harry.
Elton immediately came to his guests' defense, tweeting:
“Prince Harry’s Mother, Diana Princess Of Wales was one of my dearest friends. I feel a profound sense of obligation to protect Harry and his family from the unnecessary press intrusion that contributed to Diana’s untimely death.
“After a hectic year continuing their hard work and dedication to charity, David and I wanted the young family to have a private holiday inside the safety and tranquility of our home.
"To maintain a high level of much-needed protection, we provided them with a private jet flight.”
But as the weeks went by, Harry and Meghan remained silent, while Prince William and Kate Middleton made a point of flying commercial, thus scoring points on their rumored rivals.
On Tuesday, Harry finally broke his silence during an event in Amsterdam, at which he explained his decision to temporarily throw carbon footprint concerns aside:
“I came here by commercial. I spend 99 percent of my life traveling the world by commercial,” Harry told the audience.
“Occasionally there needs to be an opportunity based on a unique circumstance to ensure my family are safe and it’s genuinely as simple as that.”
It's important to note that 98% of terrorist attacks occur en route to Elton John's private estate in the South of France.
Obviously, we're joking -- taking the piss out of Harry, for you Brits.
The explanation rings a tad bullsh-tty, but we're sure Harry is usually responsible in his travel choices.
“We can all do better and while no one is perfect, we all have a responsibility for our own individual impact,” he added.
“The question is what we do to balance it out.”
From there, Harry announced a new venture -- Travalyst -- in which he and Meg will partner with online firms to "transform the travel industry.
That's great, bro -- but maybe start with saving the private jets for emergency situations, ya know?
You look at these pictures and it doesn’t take long for you to realize that there’s a reason Stella Maxwell and Elsa Hosk became professional models. They’ve got it! They’ve got the special something that sets them apart from the pack and makes them who they are. They’ve got moxie, they’ve got style, they’ve got grace, and most importantly, they’ve got the ability to look absolutely stunning in lingerie, which is one of the main requirements for a professional model.
Sometimes you think to yourself, how did this woman get to be a model, other than being supremely skinny? But then other times, you look at Stella Maxwell or Elsa Hosk and you think to yourself, it’s really no wonder they became supermodels. They’re more than well equipped for the job, they’re basically born into it.
Stella Maxwell and Elsa Hosk set the bar high, but then again, I think a high bar is what we want from the women in this industry. Give the others something to strive for. It’s not enough to be gorgeous, you’ve got to be the total package. Like Stella Maxwell and Elsa Hosk. Ask them how they did it, because they make it look simple.
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I guess Demi Lovato is doing better after her almost alleged overdose or whatever happened that I legally probably can’t talk about, because she was doing promotional rounds in NYC the other day before coming home to a throng of adoring fans waiting at her hotel. What a time to be alive, and I don’t say that as some sort of dig at the fact that she almost died. That’s not my style.
Did she almost die, though? I feel like it was touch and go there for half a day or so. Thankfully everyone’s memory is as terrible as mine these days because no one remembers shit from day to day. Was that alleged overdose six months ago or a year and a half ago? Who can remember? It’s so exhausting just making it through the day anymore that you just long for the days when nothing happened, sometimes, for at least 24 hours.
Either way, Demi’s looking great. She’s back in black and hopefully she’s a little wiser thanks to whatever experience she may or may not have had. Crack is whack, kids, remember that. Demi Lovato’s got this thing on lockdown for now. Let’s wish her the best. Even though nothing may have happened.
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Following the film’s first trailer, I was on board for whatever Taika Waititi had in store for us with Jojo Rabbit. With that same eager excitement, I watched the film’s latest trailer, and just prior to the one minute mark, things take a turn into territory that most mainstream comedy films would avoid.
Before that, the film seems like a wacky comedy where a young boy in World War II-era Germany joins the Hitler Youth and also has Hitler as an imaginary friend, played by writer/director Waititi. There’s a German cover of “I’m a Believer,” Sam Rockwell doing his charming bad guy routine, Stephen Merchant looking like Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark. It just generally looks like a lot of fun.
Then Waititi reminds us that this was a dark, dark period in our history and sometimes great satire has to plunge into very dark territory. If you haven’t seen the trailer yet, I’ll leave you unspoiled heading into it, but this has only enhanced my excitement for the film. Perhaps the most exciting thing is that even when things take a dark turn, the mood remains heightened and the film still looks like it’s going to be a great time, not a dour and depressing descent into the depths of the human soul. If the humor was absent, it wouldn’t be proper satire.
Jojo Rabbit premieres at the Toronto International Film Festival later this month before rolling out to select theaters on October 18.
Have you ever wanted Ariana Grande to sell your tacky-ass clothes only to find out that she expects to be paid the kind of money a celebrity would expect for an endorsement? We’ve all been there. And we’ve all had the idea that maybe we should just hire an Ariana Grande look-alike or Demi Lovato for a fraction of the price. But it turns out this isn’t the genius idea it seems to be.
Just ask Forever 21, who are currently being sued by Grande for, well, hiring an Ariana Grande impersonator for an ad campaign after the real Grande shot them down.
In a complaint obtained by PEOPLE, Grande, 26, alleges that after she declined to participate in an endorsement deal in early 2019, Forever 21 and its sister brand, Riley Rose, used her “name, likeness and other intellectual property to promote their brands for free.” Grande turned down the deal because, according to the complaint, the compensation offered by Forever 21 for proposed social media marketing was “insufficient for an artist of her nature.”
It’s amazing that someone who dated Pete Davidson would have enough self-respect to turn down an ad campaign.
In addition to hiring a model who resembles Grande and wore her hair in the same double buns style that the singer did in the “7 Rings” music video, Forever 21 allegedly also displayed “7 Rings” audio and video in the background of its posts, used lyrics from the song in the caption and included photographs of Grande without her authorization. The number seven logo shown in the pop star’s music video also appeared in some campaign images posted on Forever 21’s Instagram feed.
I mean, why let a little a little thing like intellectual property laws come between you and the really good idea your PR department had.
I just want to know if the impersonator had a charcoal grill tattoo.
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