- Khloe Kardashian‘s face keeps changing [Celebitchy]
- Demi Rose naked in a bathtub (NSFW) [DrunkenStepfather]
- Minka Kelly does some squatting [GCeleb]
- Salma Hayek accepts being an old, old person [Celebitchy]
- Isaiah Washington is a Trump supporter now [Dlisted]
- Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pokies (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip]
- Sofia Richie works hard in her bikini[Linkiest]
- Hunter McGrady talks about being a curvy wife [TheBlemish]
- Amber Portwood does not sound nice [Starcasm]
- See fight vids from the Internet [CavemanCircus]
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If you’re entirely too online, you may remember the Curvy Wife guy, an Instagram dipshit who became a meme after an initial wave of praise for him because he said he loves his wife even though she’s a little chubby.
Well, Curvy Wife Guy has got some competition now because Sports Illustrated Model Hunter McGrady has become a Curvy Wife herself, even being the first plus-sized Model on the cover of The Knot, a magazine about weddings.
Why does this need to be a periodical, anyway? It seems like everything you need to know about weddings can be summed up in a pamphlet. 1) Do whatever you want. 2) Make your parents pay for it. 3) Oral is mandatory for both parties on the wedding night. Bang, done, subscription fee saved.
Is there room for more than one Curvy Wife on the Internet?
If they do have to fight like in The Highlander, I just want to be on record voicing my support for oil wrestling.
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Charlie Sheen has really gotten his life together since he had that little meltdown when he found out he had HIV. He claims it was from too much testosterone cream to make his dick work, but we all put two and two together on that one five years ago. But Charlie has quit drinking because he wanted to be a better father, and I think thanks admirable.
Of course, he still has a ways to go, because, as reported by E!, Denise Richards claims he owes nearly half a million dollars in chicle support.
According to court documents obtained by E! News, Denise alleges that her ex-husband “has squandered over $24,000,000 from the sale in his interest in Two and a Half Men to pay his personal debts and to support his extravagant lifestyle at the expense of support payments for his children.”
“During the time frame since our last stipulation/order in 2016, he has failed to pay $450,000 in support while diverting over $600,000 in assets to adult family members and converting thousands of dollars into cash for his own personal use,” the court documents also state.
So not exactly father of the year yet. Of course, Sheen denies the allegations, saying Richards “traffic[s] only in fiction.”
And if there’s one thing Charlie Sheen knows all about, it’s trafficking.
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In a big win for God, America, Mom and Apple Pie, Cardi B has vanquished her greatest foe, Nicki Minaj. Minaji announced on social media that she’s retiring from music to have a family.
I’ve decided to retire & have my family. I know you guys are happy now. To my fans, keep reppin me, do it til da death of me, ❌ in the box- cuz ain’t nobody checkin me. ✅ Love you for LIFE 😘♥️🦄
— Mrs. Petty (@NICKIMINAJ) September 5, 2019
I’ve decided to retire & have my family. I know you guys are happy now. To my fans, keep reppin me, do it til da death of me, in the box- cuz ain’t nobody checkin me. Love you for LIFE
I mean, good for her, I’d probably retire if I knew Cardi was coming for me, too.
Since Minaj hasn’t issued any further statements, all we can do is speculate wildly, and my speculation is just as likely to be true as anyone else’s. I mean, I knew Savatar was Evil Barry pretty early on in season 3 of The Flash, so I’m basically psychic.
I wouldn’t mess with Cardi if I were Nicki, either. Cardi is about to put four little ten-year-old bitches through a wall, so you know she’ll come for you.
I know things didn’t go well for Cardi B the last time they mixed it up, but things have changed since then. I have it on good authority Cardi B has been putting the hours to make sure she comes out ahead next time. Just look at this secret training footage.
— ESPN (@espn) September 6, 2019
Teen dramas have dominated the small screen for decades now.
As such, there are many.
The Hollywood Gossip is here to run down the 13 Best Teen Dramas of all time.
Yes, we've narrowed them down to 13!
Did your favorite show make the cut?
1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer - The WB/UPN
2. Euphoria - HBO
3. Freaks and Geeks - NBC
4. The Vampire Diaries - The CW
5. Riverdale - The CW
6. My So-Called Life - ABC
Ariana Grande’s stylist is standing by his creative process.
Law Roach, who helped costume the pop star for her Sweetener World Tour, has shot down copycat accusations brought forth…
We probably don't need to tell you that many, many things are banned in the Duggar family.
Pre-marital physical contact, certain types of clothing, any food that won't instantly harden your arteries and/or doesn't include Tater Tots as a main ingredient ... the list goes on and on.
High on the Jim Bob's list of harmless diversions that'll earn you a pitchfork where the sun don't shine in the afterlife is secular entertainment.
In JB's mind, there's one reason and one reason only to write a song -- and that's to praise Jesus.
In fact, we're pretty sure that's Jim Bob's only approved reason for doing anything.
So you can imagine the patriarch's chagrin upon learning that his kids have been tuning their radios to 66.6 Satan FM.
It started with the revelation that Jana Duggar enjoys listening to Michael Buble.
We literally can't think of anything less dangerous than Jana Duggar rocking out to Michael Buble, but like we said, Jim Bob makes Ned Flanders look like Ozzy Osbourne.
Anyway, from there, things escalated rapidly.
Next thing we knew Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard were taking their kids to see Toy Story 4, which -- if we recall -- doesn't have a single crucifixion scene in it.
Now, JB's worst nightmare has come to life, as Derick has expressed a fondness for the hippity-hop.
D-Dilly posted the above photo this week, along with the following caption:
"I love it when they call me big papa... ha love hangin with these two, even if it might not always seem the most productive.
"It’ll pay off in the end. I love them and how inquisitive they always are about the world around them."
Again, incredibly innocuous -- until you consider the fact that Derick's opening line is a reference to a song by the Notorious B.I.G., a man who is literally the exact opposite of Jim Bob Duggar.
Believe it or not, this isn't the first time that a member of the whitest, most rural family on the planet has expressed an affection for a genre of music that was born in black urban communities.
Jessa Duggar's husband Ben Seewald loves hip hop and he even interviewed Christian rappers on his short-lived YouTube series.
Although come to think of it, Jim Bob's disapproval of his content may have been part of the reason that Ben's show didn't last very long.
Better be careful, Der!
You're never too old to lose your Instagram privileges!
Back in May, Meghan Markle welcomed her first child.
But because she lives in a civilized nation where you can stop off for some bangers and mash without fear of some dodgy wanker blowing your bonce off, Meghan was able to take a full four months of maternity leave.
She probably could've taken even longer if she had wanted, but the temptation to burst through the double doors of her office and strike fear into the hearts of her staff by declaring, "The Duchess is back!" was probably too powerful to resist.
We kid, of course.
The real reason that Meg came back is that she famously loves her work.
Obviously, her philanthropic efforts are her main professional focus these days, and she's found a way to incorporate her skills as an artist and businesswomen into her calling as a humanitarian.
And so, Meghan is set to launch two exciting projects in as many weeks.
The first is that is a travel initiative called Travalyst that Meghan is launching in cooperation with Prince Harry.
The project is designed to help shift the travel industry toward more environmentally-friendly practices.
It was likely inspired by the recent controversy over Meghan and Harry's decision to take a private jet to Elton John's estate in the South of France.
But hey, regardless of what prompted the move, at least it's happening.
The second project that's got Meg's attention these days is a line of workwear for women that will benefit her Smart Works patronage, which aims to find jobs for women who are struggling financially.
All pretty great stuff.
Hard to imagine that anyone could find any fault with Meg this week, right?
Ha! We kid -- the British tabloid press is a well-oiled controversy-generating machine, and they've kept their Meg-hating streak going this week by claiming that the Duchess of Sussex snubbed the Queen by not visiting Balmoral as planned last weekend.
“Harry and Meghan had no plans to go to Balmoral this summer as they felt Archie was too young," a source close to the situation tells The Sun.
"It’s a bit odd, as his age didn’t stop them taking him to Ibiza for a week and then to see Elton John in France," the insider adds.
"If they want privacy or protection — which was Harry’s excuse for taking private jets — there is no more protected or private holiday destination than the Queen’s Scottish home."
The insider goes on to perpetuate the notion that Meghan is too much of a woke hippie to hang witht the rough-and-tumble Royals:
"It’s all very hunting, shooting, fishing up at Balmoral, so maybe that put Meghan off," says the source.
"She has never been to Balmoral and the Queen was disappointed they’re not going.”
Yes, we're sure Meg was kept away by the pheasant hunting, and not the fact that she has a 4-month-old baby at home and 18 business ventures in the works.
This has been your daily edition of Meghan Markle Literally Can Do Nothing Right In the Eyes of the British Tabloid Press.
We definitely go to Vitaly Uncensored for all of our jack off needs, and we love how he gets wild and hot chicks to go nude and perform sex acts in public. This is what the Internet was made for people. In today’s video you can see a super hottie blowing the hell out of a banana every which way in front of strangers. She’s definitely addicted to blowjobs and loves the feeling of cocks sliding in and out of her face. This is the kind of girl you can take home to mother. And introduce as your hooker. You seriously won’t believe how the UNCENSORED version of this clip ends, so hit the link below to find out…
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Khloé Kardashian is playing a game of I’ve got your nose with herself on Instagram, and to say that we’re turned on is an understatement. She definitely doesn’t look like a drag queen on Botched and lawdy lawdy do we want to tap dat nose. All day all night. Basically the queen of the Kardashian Dy-nasty posted some new pics (above) on Instagram, and even after refusing to admit that she’s ever gone under the knife, the h8ers out there are accusing Khloé of doing something to her nose:
Why do they think that? Because it’s about half of the honker it used to be. And again. The smaller her nose, the bigger my peen. And let’s not forget that the new pics give us a great look at Khloé’s delicious cleavage and trim little waist. None of the Jenndashians have had plastic surgery. The Earth is flat. And I graduated high skewl 😉
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One of the faces of the French New Wave, Jean Seberg was an absolute icon of 60s cinema thanks to her starring role in Jean-Luc Godard’s Breathless. Seberg, a new biopic about the actress starring Kristen Stewart in the title role, made its way to the Venice International Film Festival, where Stewart and several other hotties left the attending paparazzi breathless as well!
Now, if you’re wondering why Kristen Stewart is playing a famous French actress, you should know that Jean Seberg was born in Iowa. She ended up in France after making the second of two films with famed director Otto Preminger, and took the world by storm after her role in Breathless. Stewart is a dead ringer for the late actress—who took her own life in 1979—so it makes sense that she should land this prestigious role.
I’m also glad that Stewart brought along both Barbara Palvin and Sara Sampaio for this red carpet premiere. These hot ladies only added to the prestige of the picture and the whole event, adding some sex appeal that would’ve made Jean Seberg proud. It looks like it was an affair to remember and definitely has me excited for this biopic whenever it makes its way to American theaters.
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When is a dress not really a dress? Well, when it’s lacking fabric in the center of a garment, that’s typically a good indication that what you might be looking at is barely a dress. Like this dress that Cara Delevingne was wearing the other night. That’s barely a dress if I’ve ever laid eyes on barely a dress. Cara Delevingne can make barely a dress work, however, which is all part of her mystique.
If you can rock a dress and barely a dress in concurrent nights, there’s a pretty good chance you’re someone to watch. Cara Delevingne is one such person, as she looks good no matter what she’s wearing. However, you get her in a dress that’s barely a dress and that’s where she really shines. The makeup is another story altogether, but her ability to make this ensemble sing is what’s most impressive.
So don’t let the fact that this is barely a dress keep you from appreciating the beauty on display. I know it wouldn’t, either way, but I just want to make sure you feel like I’ve created a safe space here today. Wouldn’t want anyone getting all up in arms over nothing.
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The gang’s all here for Bad Boys for Life, including Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, and Joey Pants all for their third go around. But that’s about it. Nobody else is back, Tea Leoni’s not pulling out a last minute cameo, nor is Gabrielle Union. So maybe the more appropriate title would have been Bad Boys More or Less.
The truly interesting thing about this threequel is that there’s no involvement from Michael Bay whatsoever. Bay directed both the 1995 original and the 2003 sequel, but here he’s not only not directing the film, he has no writing or producing credit, either. Bay hasn’t made many non-Transformer-related movies since 2003, but it’s curious that he wasn’t asked back. Likely to cut down on production time, which is why they went with a younger, scrappier directing team. Oh, and get used to directing duo Adil El Arbi and Bilall Fallah, as they’ll next be handling directorial duties on Beverly Hills Cop 4.
Original producer Jerry Bruckheimer is also back, producing along with Will Smith. Martin Lawrence has no creative credits on the film, so he must just be happy he can put off making any more Big Momma’s House movies, at least temporarily. Black Knight 2 anyone? They set up a sequel, if memory serves.
Most terrifying of all, the film has a January release date, which is usually a sign that no one has confidence in the film’s prospects. But who knows, maybe people will be sick of seeing Star Wars 9, Jumanji 3, Frozen 2, and Cats in a rotating schedule by then. Bad Boys for Life opens on January 17, 2020.