Being in prison kind of sucks. I mean, not even by design, it’s become an industry built around human suffering designed to put people into prisons with terrible conditions so the big corporations who run them can make money.
But the thing that R. Kelly is complaining about is the lack of threesomes. In fact, his lawyer argues he should be let out on bail because he is having very few threesomes while in prison, according to CNN.
“His visits are severely restricted; presently, he is only allowed one unrelated person to visit. In other words, although he lives and has lived with two lady friends, only one of them is allowed to be on his visiting list, and after 90 days he is required to switch,” Greenberg says in the motion. “No other friends or professional colleagues are allowed to visit. That is not right.”
Okay, so it’s a little worse than just no threesomes. That is a pretty messed up visitation rule though. What is even the point other than being mean? But I do like that “he has lived with two lady friends” is in a legal document.
Kelly’s lawyer also argues that Kelly doesn’t present a flight risk or a risk to victims if set free, which… last time he got out of jail he immediately headed over to the McDonalds he picks up teenagers at. It’s just not helping his case.
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As far as I’m concerned, Ariel Winter is by far the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, non-Kristen-Stewart division. Which is weird because I’ve seen her on Modern Family since she was like, 10. But that’s the weird thing about long-running sitcoms, sometimes they come back from summer hiatus and one of the child actors is 22 and super hot. This is absolutely what happened with Ariel Winter.
So nowadays, when she says she’s fantasizing about something, I pay attention to what it is.
Really? Candy Corn? The worst of all supermarket candies? That dress looks familiar, though.
Wow, that’s what she looks like after having a breast reduction? That is almost unfair to other women.
Very much looking forward to seeing what Ariel will be doing after Modern Family ends next year. Unlike some people on that show, she has options. If I was the kid who played Luke I would be very shrewd with my investments is all I’m saying. Maybe take some acting lessons.
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‘White privilege’ is the idea that in most situations, all other things being equal, white people will be more likely to succeed than non-white people, mostly because in many ways, western society is structured around the white experience. For example, the word association part of the SATs is more likely to use words white people would be familiar with from everyday usage. It doesn’t mean white people don’t have struggles, just that it’s a little more favorable.
Stacey Dash doesn’t believe white privilege exists. On an appearance on The O’Reilly Factor she said of idea of white privilege, “That’s the propaganda that’s false, that’s when it makes it someone else’s fault. Your life, your destiny, anything you want is dependent on somebody else. That’s not true.”
But it seems like Stacey may have decided there’s something to it after all. While I haven’t been able to independently verify this because I am not a journalist, the website Diaspora7 reported that Dash’s arrest report for the domestic violence incident she was involved in listed her her as a white woman.
This is sort of a self-ID situation, and there really isn’t any planet on which Stacey Dash is white. Her father is black and her mother is a Latina, which yes, can be considered Caucasian but Dash’s mother isn’t even particularly fair skinned.
We in the business here like to call this a “reverse Elizabeth Warren” or an “inverted Dolezal.”
Also, I’m not one to speculate wildly, but she looks a lot lighter-skinned today than she did in Clueless.
Dash is also apparently broke, as she asked for a public defender, which in Florida is means-tested. The judge approved her request but Dash will have to prove she’s got no money.
Alicia Silverstone has a net worth of 20 million dollars. Also acting talent.
Seriously, is Stacey Dash actually trying to look white? She looks like Sheryl Crow in some of the pictures she put on her Instagram.
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Prince Harry has taken a step that is equal parts unusual and forceful.
But all parts admirable.
On Tuesday, the Duke of Sussex absolutely, positively, totally and completely WENT OFF on the media for the way it has treated his beloved wife, Meghan Markle.
Seriously: Harry came out swinging, you guys. Hard.
“Unfortunately, my wife has become one of the latest victims of a British tabloid press that wages campaigns against individuals with no thought to the consequences – a ruthless campaign that has escalated over the past year, throughout her pregnancy and while raising our newborn son,” Harry said in this rare statement.
The handsome Prince didn't just write down a bunch of words, either.
He and the Royal Family are suing The Daily Mail for publishing the content of a private letter written awhile back by Markle.
We believe the letter in question is one that Meghan wrote to her estranged father, although this has not yet been confirmed by the lawsuit or anyone associated with it.
Any regular celebrity gossip follower, however, must be aware overall of all the ways in which various tabloids have quoted anonymous sources that have torn into Markle on the reg.
"As a couple, we believe in media freedom and objective, truthful reporting," continued Harry in this open letter.
"We regard it as a cornerstone of democracy and in the current state of the world – on every level – we have never needed responsible media more,"
Sounds like a not-so-subtle dig there against President Donald Trump.
But that isn't the point here at all. Not at the moment.
One can believe in the value of a free press and also believe in what Harry says next:
"There is a human cost to this relentless propaganda, specifically when it is knowingly false and malicious, and though we have continued to put on a brave face – as so many of you can relate to – I cannot begin to describe how painful it has been.
"Because in today's digital age, press fabrications are repurposed as truth across the globe.
"One day's coverage is no longer tomorrow's chip-paper.
"Up to now, we have been unable to correct the continual misrepresentations - something that these select media outlets have been aware of and have therefore exploited on a daily and sometimes hourly basis."
Talk about some brutal honesty from Harry.
"It is for this reason we are taking legal action, a process that has been many months in the making," he goes on.
"The positive coverage of the past week from these same publications exposes the double standards of this specific press pack that has vilified her almost daily for the past nine months;
"They have been able to create lie after lie at her expense simply because she has not been visible while on maternity leave.
"She is the same woman she was a year ago on our wedding day, just as she is the same woman you've seen on this Africa tour."
This is not the first time that Harry has come to Meghan’s defense.
Shortly after the couple went public with their relationship in 2016, the prince released a powerful statement, trashing what he called the racist and sexist abuse she had endured since her relationship with him was revealed.
We applauded him then and we're applauding him now.
For these select media this is a game, and one that we have been unwilling to play from the start. I have been a silent witness to her private suffering for too long. To stand back and do nothing would be contrary to everything we believe in.
This particular legal action hinges on one incident in a long and disturbing pattern of behaviour by British tabloid media.
The contents of a private letter were published unlawfully in an intentionally destructive manner to manipulate you, the reader, and further the divisive agenda of the media group in question.
In addition to their unlawful publication of this private document, they purposely misled you by strategically omitting select paragraphs, specific sentences, and even singular words to mask the lies they had perpetuated for over a year.
Harry, tragically, has seen first-hand what happens when a frenzied press goes too far.
His mother, Princess Diana, was killed in a 1997 car crash after the vehicle in which she was a passenger sped away from a number of intruding paparazzi members.
He invoked this awful incident in his statement on Tuesday.
"I've seen what happens when someone I love is commoditised to the point that they are no longer treated or seen as a real person," he wrote, adding:
"I lost my mother and now I watch my wife falling victim to the same powerful forces."
The Duke of Sussex's statement concluded:
"We thank you, the public, for your continued support. It is hugely appreciated. Although it may not seem like it, we really need it."
A legal spokesperson from Schillings, who are representing the Duchess of Sussex, added on Tuesday:
"We have initiated legal proceedings against the Mail on Sunday, and its parent company Associated Newspapers, over the intrusive and unlawful publication of a private letter written by the Duchess of Sussex, which is part of a campaign by this media group to publish false and deliberately derogatory stories about her, as well as her husband.
"Given the refusal of Associated Newspapers to resolve this issue satisfactorily, we have issued proceedings to redress this breach of privacy, infringement of copyright and the aforementioned media agenda."
This legal case is being privately funded by Harry and Meghan.
Pending a court ruling, proceeds from any damages will be donated to an anti-bullying charity.
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Kailyn Lowry's personal life is complex, to say the very least.
Kail has three baby daddies, which pretty much means her days are loaded with conflicts, both scheduling and otherwise.
You never know from one week to the next how Lowry might feel about the men who fathered her three boys.
Taker her relationship with Jo Rivera, for example.
When they first parted ways, Kail and Jo found it difficult to reach an amicable co-parenting arrangement for the benefit of their son, Isaac.
In time, however, Kail and Jo found a way to set aside their differences ... at least for a while.
Kail was even in attendance when Rivera married Vee Torres in the fall of 2018!
Sadly, after nearly a decade of peaceful interactions, Lowry and Torres fought over child support earlier this year.
Though the dispute was resolved back in March, it seems Jo and Kail never quite repaired their friendship.
In fact, on a recent episode of her podcast, Lowry revealed that she "hates [Rivera's] guts."
Strong words -- and she has yet to retract them.
But hey, that doesn't mean her ill will extends to Jo's new wife!
No, surprisingly, Kail and Vee are actually close friends.
Fans were reminded of this unlikely fact when Kail gushed about Vee's latest Instagram pic.
"Okkkk," Lowry commented on the photo above.
We realize that remark could be interpreted in a number of different ways, but Kail meant it as a compliment.
Vee thanked her for the kind words (or word, as the case may be) and extended an offer to hang out.
“We need to get our lives together and meet up!” Torres replied.
So there you have it.
Reality TV might thrive on drama, but that doesn't mean its stars always have to.
Now, Kail just needs to work on improving her relationship with Javi Marroquin. And Chris Lopez. Oh, and Javi's fiancee, Lauren Comeau.
Okay, so she has a lot of people with whom she should probably try and get on good terms.
But for now, at least, she's got Vee in her corner.
And Torres will probably be a useful ally as Lowry continues to butt heads with Rivera.
It's not enough that Sofia Richie is trying to save Scott Disick's reality show. She wants a real reality career, and she's getting it.
On this Keeping Up With The Kardashians preview teaser, Sofia makes her debut on the long-running series.
We see her with Scott and Kourtney and, well, things admittedly get awkward.
In the teaser trailer for Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Scott gets pretty blunt about spending time with Sofia and Kourtney together.
"It is a really awkward situation," the self-described Lord confesses.
He is not the only one who feels that way.
Speaking to the Konfessional Kamera, Kourtney admits: "It gets ... bizarre."
"I want you and Sofia to be comfortable," Scott is shown telling Kourtney.
We then see Sofia eating beside Scott, pointing out that his behavior changes when it's not just the two of them.
"You're a lot more sophisticated with me when Kourtney's around," Sofia observes.
Yes, we're absolutely going to unpack that momentarily.
"But it does take, like, a toll on me," Scott admits to Kourtney, speaking of his girlfriend and his ex spending time with him simultaneously.
With a definite shift in tone, we hear a voiceover of Scott saying: "This trip has so much pressure!"
Much of the teaser features Scott, Kourtney, and Sofia's faces while they are indoors.
It's a very short trailer, so we're not surprised that there isn't a lot of visual context provided.
Given that they're clearly at multiple locations in various outfits, fans can definitely look forward to more than one scene (obviously).
And the end of the teaser gets a bit spicier.
It appears that Scott, Kourtney, and Sofia all share a hot tub at one point. That's a little steamy ... pun semi-intended.
We promised to unpack Sofia's comment about Scott's behavior changing around Kourtney, and we intend to keep that.
Notice that she didn't say that he changes his demeanor while they're around other people. Plehty of coulples do that.
Sofia specifically accuses: "You're a lot more sophisticated with me when Kourtney's around."
That means that, of all of the people the two of them have spent time with, he does this specifically around Kourtney.
And we think that we can explain why.
One, everybody wants tos how off to their ex. They want to show that they've matured and are doing well for themselves.
Two is probably that Scott is simply nervous about this girlfriend-meets-ex situation.
Anxiety alters your behavior, even subconsciously. (That's why some of us are so polite!)
But there's also the huge, mostly unspoken factor of the age gap.
Kourtney turned 40 last April. At the time, Sofia was only 20 (she turned 21 in August). And Scott has been inside of them both.
it is natural to speak differently to different people, but Scott may be defaulting to suit Kourtney rather than his much younger girlfriend.
(Also, why is Scott giving off such weird Michael Scott from The Office energy in this still? Experts are baffled)
Honestly, we already know that Sofia and Kourtney get along reasonably well -- well enough to successfully vacation together with Scott.
While this tragically is unlikely to turn into a polyamorously ever after situation with the three of them, we'll settle for amicable co-parenting.
Kourt isn't just happy for Scott -- she's glad that Sofia is a stabilizing influence in Scott's life.
When Scott is a better person, he's a better parent.
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Each year the hottest big-assed ladies from across the world descend on Mexico City to flaunt their wared for the Miss Bumbum pageant. With allegations of bribery and cheating plaguing the annual competition, some people have begun questioning whether or not the winners really do in fact have the best bumbums on the planet. Well not us. Not this year. Not with none other than Suzy Cortez – who previously took the crown in 2015 – winning the 2019 iteration of the pageant.
We’ve rounded up some of the hottest shots of Miss Bumbum 2019 in the gallery. Let us know if Suzy is the most deserving of the crown or if this year’s outcome is a BumBummer. Enjoy…
Photo Credit: MEGA
This week’s Mr. Skin Podcast comes alive like it’s 2005!
This week Mr. Skin recounts the hottest nude scenes from 2005. These are the best and most skintastic scenes that 2005 had to offer featuring loads of A-list stars in their hottest scenes, so listen to hear who makes the cut for the being fine in ’05.
Click on the player below to listen to the show and then click over to the Mr. Skin Podcast page for all the links mentioned in the episode, as well as your chance to call into the show and make your voice heard!
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2019 is the year that many of the biggest directors in Hollywood brought their films to Netflix, from Noah Baumbach’s Marriage Story and Martin Scorsese’s The Irishman to Steven Soderbergh’s The Laundromat, real deal directors are getting in on some of that Netflix big budget love. Perhaps the biggest movie director of them all—in terms of the pure amount of shit he puts on screen and then blows up in his movies—Michael Bay is also bringing his latest, 6 Underground starring Ryan Reynolds, to the streaming giant.
Bay is known for balancing his huge spectacle movies with relatively smaller fare stuff like Pain & Gain and 13 Hours, so it makes sense that he would do something perhaps slightly smaller scale than a Transformers movie. However, this looks like it might have had a shot at making some money at the box office. This sort of thing is almost always money in the bank.
If nothing else, the people who don’t want to actually pay money to see all of the Bayhem offered in your average Michael Bay movie can avoid the embarrassment of purchasing a ticket. Perhaps that’s what Bay is counting on. 6 Underground hits the streaming giant on December 13.
There’s nothing wrong with going to a premiere for a movie you’re not in, but it seems like Joker‘s premiere was absolutely flush with hot women who aren’t in the movie. Now, I am in no way complaining, Joker, like most comic book movies, is probably a sausage fest, so you’ve got to add some sex appeal to the premiere, and lord knows Joaquin Phoenix’s current gal pal Rooney Mara isn’t going to light up a red carpet.
First up in the cleavage contest is Jenah Yamamoto, who is definitely showing the most cleavage, but I’ll leave it to you to determine if she’s showing the best cleavage. Next we have the pouty Emily Li, who looks like she’d rather be hanging out with Rooney Mara in sourpuss town. I know it’s sexist to tell a woman to smile, but god damn Emily.
Loren Gray and Ariel Yasmine close out this portion of the red carpet premiere of people who aren’t in Joker. I’m sure the ladies really enjoyed this story about a psychopathic white guy who becomes fed up with his lot in life and turns to vigilantism. It sounds like it’s right up their allies. Speaking of which…
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Have you ever baked naked? Tiffany Haddish has and she can’t recommend it enough.
During an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Haddish played a round of “Burning…