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Alexa, play “Tattoo” by Jordin Sparks.
In an interview with Refinery29, 23-year-old actress Dove Cameron went in-depth about the tattoos she has and the significance that they…
When Jenelle Evans filed for divorce from David Eason, she took the necessary steps to ensure that she and her children would be safe from harm.
The Teen Mom 2 terror was granted a restraining order against David shortly after she fled the property they once shared and relocated to Tennessee.
Unfortunately, the restraining order was only temporary, and Jenelle had to face David in court this week in order to have it extended.
The good news is, the judge extended Jenelle's restraining order by two weeks.
The bad news is, David is obviously very upset about the decision, and he's still capable of menacing her on social media.
David made the nine-hour drive from Riegelwood, NC to Nashville for the hearing, and it seems he decided to see the town a bit after his day in court.
He wound up in a bar (of course), where he posted a video to Snapchat that some of his followers interpreted as a veiled threat against Jenelle.
In the since-deleted clip, David seems to zoom in on a decorative pistol on the wall of the bar.
"Showing he’s at her new stomping ground and definitely zooming in on the gun. He’s f--cking crazy." one commenter wrote.
"I can't be the only one that sees guns where he zooms in?" echoed another.
A source present in the courtroom confirmed to Radar that David and Jenelle did indeed square off in court, and Eason was not happy with the outcome.
"The parties were in court yesterday,” a clerk exclusively told the outlet.
“Her lawyer asked for a continuance.” According to the clerk, Jenelle's lawyer possibly asked for a continuance to have time to get witnesses to testify against David.
“The order will be in place until the hearing in a few weeks,” the clerk added.
It may seem strange that David would be so upset.
Why would he care so much about a restraining order when he's obviously not on good terms with Jenelle whatsoever?
Things may be more complicated than that. It seems there are two clauses in the document that have David really upset.
First and foremost, he's temporarily prohibited from even visiting Ensley, his 2-year-old daughter by Jenelle.
That restriction will likely be lifted at the next hearing, even if David is still prohibited from contacting Jenelle.
But regardless of whether that happens, there's another clause that likely has David even more upset.
"You will not be able to have a firearm while this or any later protective order is in effect," reads the document he received after Jenelle's initial request was granted.
"You will have to transfer all firearms in your possession within 48 hours to any person who is legally allowed to have them."
"You will not be allowed to buy a firearm until the court says otherwise.”
In other words, David lost his beloved guns.
Not only is he barred from purchasing additional firearms, Eason was apprently forced to surrender the ones he has.
We have no way of knowing if he complied with that request, but he's facing major legal repercussions if he hasn't.
We have no way of knowing if he cares either way.
Whatever the case, David has been quite vocal over the years about his love for his guns and killing things. Er, hunting.
In the context of this week's ruling, those who are interpreting David's video as a threat don't seem quite so paranoid.
Remember how T.I. went on the radio and told everyone he was having his daughter, Deyjah Harris, inspected by a gynecologist to make sure her hymen was intact? Well, after Gloria Steinem pointed out that was a human rights abuse he told Jada Pinkett Smith the whole thing was just a joke and he never really did that. Phew, I guess that’s that, we can all go home.
“From a place of truth, I began to embellish and exaggerate and I think a lot of people took it extremely literal,” he added, explaining that while at the time he didn’t understand the sensitivities surrounding what he was speaking about, he “absolutely” does now.
T.I. went on to clarify that the visits to the gynecologist were made when his daughter was younger, and that neither his daughter nor her mother, singer Ms. Niko, had “any” objection about him being there at the time.
Yeah, who hasn’t just been talking with the guys and started embellishing some tall tales about teenage daughter’s vagina?
And what about his daughter? What did she think of this whole thing that we couldn’t gather from unfollowing her dad on social media?
“She did have a problem with me talking about it however, and I understand that, and I am incredibly apologetic to her for that,” he said. “She understands my intentions and she knows who I am, who I’ve always been.”
“My daughter said just let it go, don’t say nothing, just let it go and I did — until l I had different directives,” he said. “I would not be here today had I not had those different directives. I’d still be sitting in silence.”
“Never mention my vagina again” is a pretty expected sentiment, honestly. Seemingly followed by “make this go away you dumbass.” Regardless of what war crimes T.I. may have committed, he seems to have at least learned his lesson here, which I’m sure his daughter is really thankful for.
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I don’t know what “morning cleavage” is. I thought I knew everything there was to know about boobs, but I’ve never heard of this. Beautiful Asian-American model Kiko Mizuhara is making a bra to eliminate it, though. Or maybe give you more of it, I’m not sure. Manufacturer Wacoal says the bra Mizuhara designed is a “Longlasting” bra so that makes me think it’s designed so your boobs still look perky in the morning if you’re the sort of masochist who sleeps in a bra.
Let’s see what she came up with.
That’s a look. I like it. She looks good in most things, though.
I want to buy a bra already.
I don’t think she needs any help from a bra.
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Well, folks, another season of The Bachelor is in the can.
After a lot of heartbreak, a freak accident, and some major shadiness involving a contestant who can onlt be described as the female equivalent of Luke P., Peter Weber has made his final selection and wrapped filming.
So is the beloives pilot/windmill sex enthusiast a newly-engaged man?
Sadly -- we don't know yet.
Producers are doing a better job than usual keeping thr events of this seaon's finale under wraps.
But thanks to the spoiler master himself, Reality Steve, we do know the identities of Peter's final two selections, as well as the fate of the villainous Victoria Fuller.
Take a look:
1. The Rose Master General
2. Decisions, Decisions
3. Hannah Sluss
4. Madison Prewit
5. Victoria Fuller
6. Kelsey Wier
Goodbye Eric Killmonger, hello Clark Kent!
According to Variety, the DC Universe isn’t quite done with Superman just yet, as Black Panther alum Michael B. Jordan pitched an idea for a…
That question would be a waste of your time because the turkey on Phoebe Price’s head does indeed have tiny Santa hats on its feet. It’s this sort of dedication to detail that thrusts supermodel Phoebe Price into the upper echelon of celebritydom. We’ve seen countless paparazzi pics of the likes of Kim Kardashian and Miley Cyrus, but at what point in time did the turkey on their heads ever wear tiny Santa hats on its feet? Never I tell ya.
Price is always flawless from head to toe and she knows how to make any an all parking lots in the greater Los Angeles metropolitan area her beyotch. This woman was born to wear tiny amounts of clothing around parked cars, and can I just say, gobble gobble. Enjoy…
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This week’s Mr. Skin Podcast is an all-time classic!
The rest of the list is here! Count down with Mr. Skin as he celebrates the 20th skiniversary of MrSkin.com with this iconic list. Who makes the top ten? Listen to hear more about celebrity star power, nude impacts, and skinsational scenes that had the world talking and fapping. Plus an interview with Bree Mills from Adult Time!
Click on the player below to listen to the show and then click over to the Mr. Skin Podcast page for all the links mentioned in the episode, as well as your chance to call into the show and make your voice heard!
Several years ago, the country was in the grip of a catchy-as-all-hell pop tune titled “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen. Though the singer has more or less pulled a Gotye and disappeared since then, we now know that the singer enjoys flying in form fitting shirts, presumably because she likes to be comfortable when she flies. Celebrities, they’re so much like us!
The British Columbia native recently celebrated her 34th birthday and she marked the occasion by flying into LAX for the busy pappos to snap some sexy pics of her. Unfortunately it looks like she pitted out this shirt, and frankly, who doesn’t pit out their shirt on a flight? Being crammed into those tiny seats, your arms are pressed up against your torso for the entire flight and then some, inevitably making you look as if you just got done Jazzercising.
But who cares about her sweaty pits because she looks damn good for having just gotten off a flight. There’s just something about those pesky Canadians, beyond their unfailing politeness, and that is their lowdown sexiness. If you don’t believe me, take one look at Carly Rae Jepsen and tell me you’d turn her down. Even with sweaty pits, you’d be asking her to call you, maybe, amirite?
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Ariana Grande officially has a doppelgänger and her name is Paige Neimann!
That’s right, TikTok user Paige is rising to fame over her resemblance to the “7 Rings” singer….
Once Selena Gomez performed at this past weekend’s American Music Awards, all anyone could talk about was her off-key singing. That’s a real shame, and not just because she totally beefed it on stage in front of her peers and fans, but also because when she walked the red carpet earlier that evening, Selena Gomez was looking absolutely stunning!
In the span of roughly 24 hours, the performance has basically been scrubbed from the internet as reports came out that Gomez had suffered a panic attack shortly before performing. As someone who has had his fair share of panic attacks—including one during 2014’s Godzilla that made me the subject of ridicule among many of my friends—I can say that panic attacks are no joke, but it’s important to have meds at the ready for such an occasion. Just pop a zanny and sing your heart out Selena.
While I’m sure Selena wants to put the entire evening in her rearview, I can’t help but feel like all of this has overshadowed her impeccable red carpet performance. In a sea of people trying to one-up one another on the fashion front, Selena Gomez effortlessly won the day just by showing her mountainous cleavage.
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While various movies like The LEGO Movie, Deadpool, and Black Panther have ensured that the month of February is no longer a dumping ground for movies the studio was embarrassed to release during Oscar season, the month of January remains just that. Even big franchises that have moved into the January space have seen their films ignored in favor of holdovers from the Christmas season, which seems a likely fate for the upcoming war picture The Last Full Measure.
Now, one thing that this Vietnam War story has going for it is the cast, which features three MCU vets—Sam Jackson, Sebastian Stan, and William Hurt—as well as Diane Lane (aka Superman’s mom), Ed Harris (aka The Man in Black) and Christopher Plummer in a rare supporting turn where he’s not replacing a disgraced Kevin Spacey.
Star power is helpful but it’s not a guarantee of success for a war picture in the first quarter of the year, just ask The Monuments Men. At the same time, Lone Survivor made its way to theaters in January and was a solid hit, so who can tell? I guess if enough grandpas are motivated to brave the snow and ice for this one, then we’ll see something special happen at the box office. Otherwise, get ready for this to hit Redbox around March.
The Last Full Measure hits theaters on January 24.
As you've almost certainly heard by now, Justin Timberlake was spotted holding hands with actress Alisha Wainwright over the weekend.
We would be supportive of JT launching an on-set romance with his latest co-star were it not for the pesky fact that he's married to Jessica Biel, who was at home raising his child at the time of the scandalous hand-hold.
Needless to say, the people who comment on this sort of thing on social media were livid on Jessica's behalf.
A hand-hold might not sound terribly scandalous, but it's worth noting that Justin had removed his wedding ring (even though he and Alisha weren't filming at the time) and there was some light hand-on-knee contact:
“At one stage, he grabbed her hand and rested it on his knee," one witness tells E! News.
"She then gently started stroking his leg. Then he clutched her hand with both of his and was playing with her hands.”
Stroking? Clutching?! Playing?!?!?
It's not hard to see why Biel supporters might be so upset by the description of this situation.
Biel herself has yet to speak out on the situation publicly, but we're guessing she has some words for the man who was all on his high horse in "Cry Me a River" and is now out there just getting his carress on in broad daylight!
Anyway, one person who's not keeping mum on the situation is Wainwright herself.
The acrtress hasn't spoken out on the situation directly, a rep for Wainwright issued a statement to Us Weekly on Monday:
“There is no validity to this speculation," the rep said.
"They are working on a project together."
Wainwright's team wants there to be no misinformation with regard to the actress' (strictly professional) relationship with Timberlake.
“There is nothing going on between them,” a source close to Alisha tells People magazine.
"The video may look a way, but literally, it was nothing. It was some friends, members of the team, crew and people like that," the insider adds.
"They all know each other and were hanging. Like, come on, they’re on an open balcony in New Orleans and he’s famous. It was nothing.”
To be fair to everyone involved, it's entirely possible that the physical contacyt between Justin and Alisha was entirely platonic.
That said, we can see why Jessica might have been less than thrilled by the video.