I’m not quite sure who is still reading Playboy in the age of Pornhub, but the venerable titty mag of record is still going strong. Well, not strong, per se, but it’s still going.
While the magazine is still in print, Jameela Jamil is using her inexplicable fame to try and kill it by being in the least-sexy photo shoot the magazine has ever done.
From my @Playboy shoot, I wanted to be shot like a man. No retouching, hi res, loose, comfortable clothes and completely unsexualized. I felt extremely free. My interviewer was @iSmashFizzle who also made me feel free. Maybe too free during an interview? pic.twitter.com/y94yTUceLx
— Jameela Jamil (@jameelajamil) March 12, 2020
Seriously, what is with her? Why are you in Playboy if you want to be unsexualized? Who is this for? Who is buying Playboy, a magazine built around showing women’s naked breasts, to hear about Jameela Jamil’s brand of uninformed white feminism while sheksshe’s dressed like Billie Eilish? And I know Jameela isn’t white, but she’s absolutely the most white feminist woman of color in the world.
As if to prove my point, Jamil tweeted, and then deleted, this beauty of a take where she pondered if the novel Coronavirus COVID-19 was a “clap back” from Mother Nature.
Do you see what I mean by white feminism?
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Orlando Bloom was always a pretty handsome guy. Not like, Brad Pitt handsome, but handsome. Which makes it amazing that he says he couldn’t get laid for six months until Katy Perry came along.
Here’s what Us Magazine reported the Lord of the Rings Star said.
The Pirates of the Caribbean star — who said earlier in the interview that he believes “porn is super disruptive to your sex life, to your libido” — admitted he “didn’t even” masturbate during the six-month period.
“Completely nothing. It was insane,” he said. “I don’t think it’s healthy. I don’t think it was advisable. You have to keep it moving down there.”
That’s crazy, even Orlando Bloom didn’t want to fuck Orlando Bloom. Dude was probably on the Internet posting about how women only want to fuck Chads like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Okay, so Orlando wasn’t actually an incel, he was taking a little sex break to get his head straight and because it was becoming harder to find a model half his age who hadn’t already dated Ben Affleck.
“[I] wasn’t happy. [My friend] Laird [Hamilton] said, ‘If you want to be serious about a relationship, go celibate for a few months and figure it out,’” the actor, 43, told The Sunday Times in a profile published on Sunday, March 15. “It takes away the idea of going to a party and thinking, ‘Who am I going to meet?’ I was suddenly like, ‘Oh, I can have a relationship with a woman that is just friends.’”
Orlando Bloom is 43 and just learning you can talk to women for reasons other than wanting to sleep with them.
But things worked out when he met Katy Perry.
“She’s very surprising,” he told The Sunday Times. “She’s witty and smart and intelligent. She’s charismatic, but she’s direct too, and this dynamic was intriguing to me.”
Witty, smart and intelligent are all the same thing. Interesting to know who in this relationship is the sex idiot.
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Lorenzo Brino, a former child actor who was best known for his role on the show 7th Heaven, was killed in a car accident in Southern California last week, police revealed on Sunday.
He was 21 years old.
Lorenzo reportedly lost control of his 2016 Toyota Camry and crashede into a utility pole while driving in the city of Yucaipa, where he resided, just after 3 a.m. last Monday.
This, according to a statement from San Bernardino County Sheriff's Departmen.
police was pronounced dead at the scene.
No other occupants were in the vehicle, per TMZ, and the accident remains under investigation.
Brino was one of the qudruplets who played infants and then older kids on the former WB/CW family drama.
He and his siblings -- Zachary Brino and Nikolas Brino and sister Myrinda "Mimi" Brino -- took on the roles of twins David and Sam, the youngest children in the large Camden brood.,
They were introduced early on and served as series regulars Seasons six through 11.
In response to this tragedy, Brino's sister shared a touching tribute to him on her Instagram page, including along with it several family photos such as the ones above and below.
"To my amazing and crazy brother. You might be gone but it's true when people say 'gone but never forgotten,'" she wrote.
"Saying that you were a blessing is an understatement. You brought light to so many lives and you did so much with the too short of a life that you had...
"I am so so happy to know that I was beyond loved by you and that I forever have a guardian angel by my side.
"Rest In Peace Lorenzo, I love you now and I'll love you forever."
As TMZ noted, Brino's aunt, Janet Brino, also issued a tribute to the late 21-year-old.
"To my dear sweet nephew, your loss left a hole in my heart," Janet said, adding:
"God needed another Angel and he took you.
"Please watch over your mom and dad. You sister Mimi, brothers, Antonio, Zachary and Nicholas ... You got a big job up there."
7th Heaven aired for 11 seasons, ending in 2007.
It helped launch the career of Jessica Biel and also starred Stephen Collins, Beverley Mitchell, Barry Watson, Catherine Hicks, Mackenzie Rosman, and David Gallagher.
"My heart is broken for his family!" Mitchell wrote on Instagram, concluding:
"So many fun memories watching them grow up! Just devastating! RIP Zo!! You were full of light and will not be forgotten! #7thHeaven."
May Lorenzo Brino rest in peace.
You cannot break the human spirit. We are one in this. https://t.co/XOa0rTVNwB
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) March 14, 2020
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are best known for having a lot of kids.
And for having started a reality TV franchise.
And also for covering up their sons' molestation of their daughters many years ago.
But perhaps the polarizing husband and wife should actually be known for one other thing above all else:
Their prowess in the real estate game.
The 19 Kids and Counting alums just sold their home in Arkansas for a gigantic profit, according to Realtor.com, turning a $230,000 purchase into a $1.53 million sale.
They accomplished this prosperous feat by famously renovating their 10,000-square-foot home (known as the Baylor Mansion) in the town of Springdale after buying it on the cheap back in 2014.
The residence has been completely transformed ever since the parents of 19 bought it.
Official records list the mansion as having four bedrooms and nine bathrooms (five full and four half) at the time of sale, adding that Jim Bob and Michelle netted $1.3 million in the process.
People Magazine reported that the resiidence was first put on the market in May of 2019 for $1.8 million, listed by April Hamm with Keller Williams Market Pro Realty.
The price was then lowered to $1.1 million within six months.
In December of 2019, Jason McClure and Tom Joseph of Weichert Realtors, The Griffin Company took over the listing, and Jim Bob and Michelle chose to bring in interior designers to furnish the space.
This same publication confirms that the house then went back on the market for $1.38 million with furnishings... and sold in mid-February for over asking.
This sale included an additional plot of land next door.
Long before Jim Bob and Michelle struck it big on the small screen, they were into the business of flipping houses.
“They’ve always looked for opportunities where they could improve something,” a family representative once told People, adding:
“They just like flipping houses.
"They like the construction business, the remodel, and seeing something go from bad to good — from unused to being attractive for others.”
For their part, Jim Bob and Michelle haven't really discussed this side of their professional or personal lives in public.
Instead, Jim Bob has simply been making headlines for feuding with his loved ones.
Of late, he's been especially trashed by Derick Dillard, who alleges that Jim Bob lied about how much money was due to his kids for their roles in 19 Kids and Counting.
Dillard has been very open about the way he was allegedly mistreated by Jim Bob, but we somehow doubt Jim Bob cares much.
He's probably just sitting back and counting his money right about now.
Kailyn Lowry has never been great at relationships.
And to a certain extent, that's not her fault -- her mother was an emotionally absent alcoholic and her father was just altogether absent, so it's likely she never grew up seeing what healthy relationships are like.
But all this stuff that's been going on with Chris Lopez for the past few years?
It's just been too much.
It's also about to get even weirder with some new statements from the two of them ...