If there’s one thing I know about Meghan Markle it’s that she’s way hotter than the woman who plays her on The Windsors, which is a great show you should be watching. That’s about the only thing I know about her, really, and I watched Suits for like six years, way after it went entirely off the rails and resolved the whole “he’s not a real lawyer but he’s so good at the law” thing that was the whole central plot to the show.
Oh, and I guess her family is a huge pack of assholes, I know that, too.
We’re about to learn a lot more about Meghan, though, as Page Six’s Cindy Adams had a preview of the upcoming book Meghan and Harry: The Real Story by Lady Colin Campbell.
Among other things, Campbell calls Markle a “fame addict,” which is a shocking thing to find about an actress who was also one of the suitcases holding bimbos on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. I never would have guessed someone who got paid to stand around looking hot on network tv would want to be famous.
She says Meghan wants to run for president of the US someday and that “England doesn’t do it for her.” She describes her as “an operator… a fame addict”… who’s “had a series of men.”
Page 261 states “Meghan’s whole life is an act.” Harry? “was desperate to meet someone”… “he’s not the swiftest”… “he’s a prop.” Page 217 calls him “pathetic.”
Would Meghan Markle really be any worse than the guy who’s president now or the guy running against him? As long as she supports Medicare for All, I’ll vote for her.
Also from Her Ladyship’s mouth, which is as tart as her pen: “This person is no more suited to royal life than Angelina Jolie would be to competitive boxing. She has inflated herself beyond natural entitlement. Since she always wanted to be a star, she has this propensity for exaggeration.
“As for Harry, he should have been instructive. This nonsense that she didn’t at first know so much about him… I mean, please. She’d looked him up in books. And she pats him like, ‘good boy.’ She even answers for him.”
It’s always fascinating to me that the dipshit who was famous for being naked and/or dressed like a Nazi is somehow the victim here. If someone is keeping that moron on a short leash, then he’s fortunate.
I still think maybe 90% of the hate towards Meghan Markle is race-based. “Oh, she just wants to be famous.” Bitch, so do you. Hell, I’d have married Princess Eugenie, come on, she’s a princess. Maybe not Beatrice, though. But she’s bringing shame on the royal family? Prince Phillip’s entire family were Nazis, I think that ship has sailed.
Ray J and his wife Princess Love have the most adorable little dog. Unfortunately, the little guy ran away and they offered a $20,000 reward for anyone who found him. And luckily, someone did find him and returned him to the couple. Pet and owner reunited, everyone is happy, good times.
Except the man who found the couple’s dog is suing them, claiming that they never paid him the reward they had promised. TMZ got ahold of the legal documents in the case.
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The entire Duggar media franchise is centered around the idea of procreating so fast and furiously that it becomes difficult for the casual observer to keep track of how many kids you have.
If it sounds a little perverse, that's because it is.
After all, Duggar women don't have the freedom to decide if having children -- or having a small army of children -- is right for them.
Whether they're born into the family or they marry into it, they are indoctrinated with the idea that making babies is their primary reason for being.
The young men in the family are steered in the direction of young women who have already accepted this idea, so that there will be no time wasted on training.
The first female to be ensnared by this trap was Anna Duggar.
And while the Duggars aren't big on traveling outside of their comfort zone, Josh had to go to all the way to Florida to find someone willing to marry into what's commonly described as a fertility cult.
Actually, Josh and Anna met at a convention for homeschooled kids, and they married in Florida, but quickly returned to Arkansas.
Anna was just 20 at the time, but she and Josh got right down to the business of starting a family.
As the eldest of Jim Bob and Michelle's kids, there was major pressure on Josh to carry on the tradition of siring an irresponsibly large family.
When asked about his family planning process, however, Josh was the first to casually answer that he and his partner had decided to leave the number of children they would have "up to God."
It's a cleverly evasive response that would be employed by many of Josh's younger siblings.
Josh and Anna were married in September of 2008, and just over one year later, daughter Mackynzie was born.
Sons Michael and Marcus came not long after in June of 2011 and June of 2013, respectively.
In July of 2015, the couple welcomed daughter Meredith Grace.
Far from finished, Josh and Anna celebrated the birth of son Mason on September 12, 2017.
And back in November, of 2019, daughter Maryella Hope joined the family.
Maryella's name was inspired by Josh's grandmother, Mary Duggar, who passed away unexpectedly last year
The newest arrival brings the size of Josh and Anna's brood to six -- and it looks like they're not finished yet.
As always, Anna answers in only the most evasive terms when asked if she and Josh are planning to have more kids.
And these days, she does the talking for both of them.
Back in 2015, it was revealed that Josh had molested four of his sisters and evaded criminal prosecution with the help of his parents.
It was the first of several Josh Duggar sex scandals that made many fans wonder how Anna could bring herself to stay with such a man.
The answer, though revolting, is a simple one:
Since she was in her teens, Anna has been conditioned to show loyalty to God first, and Josh second.
She sees herself, above all, as the mother of his children.
She was raised to believe that if she were to demonstrate a lack of proper loyalty to her husband, she would be doing a disservice to her kids.
In this way, Anna's children have been weaponized against her.
And the Duggars seem to believe that the more kids a woman has, the more she's bound to be loyal to the man in her life.
June is Pride Month. This year, in particular, has reminded us all that Pride has always been about protest -- the parades only came later.
This year, Nickelodeon is honoring LGBTQ+ individuals who have been part of their programming ... including Spongebob Squarepants.
A lot of corporations have some sort of event for LGBTQ+ Pride month.
Sometimes they do symbolic things, like sponsor parade floats and put up a temporary, rainbow variant of their logo.
Other times, companies showcase their real policies and good works to help the LGBTQ+ community, including hiring decisions.
This year, Nickelodeon decided that part of their celebration would showcase characters in the community.
"Celebrating Pride with the LGBTQ+ community and their allies this month and every month," Nickelodeon tweeted on Saturday, June 13.
Spongebob Squarepants, shown here illuminated by rainbow lights, appears in the tweet.
Canadian actor Michael Cohen, who is transgender, appears on Henry Danger.
And of course Avatar Korra, from the excellent fantasy adventure series Avatar: The Legend of Korra, is bisexual, ending her series with a girlfriend.
Many have interpreted this as meaning that Spongebob himself is gay.
After all, in multiple episodes, he has had quasi-domestic relationships with one or another male character.
In one episode from early in the series, he and Patrick Starr raise a baby together.
In fact, conservatives have often taken shots at the show for having characters who have seemingly gay characteristics.
Nay-sayers quickly pointed out that the tweet referred to "allies."
While Michael is a real trans man and Korra is a fictional bi woman, Spongebob could always be an ally.
Most people were quick to dismiss this pessimistic interpretation.
After all, Spongebob isn't waving a flag to cheer on others in the art -- he is radiating iridescent light.
However, late Spongebob creator Stephen Hillenburg, who tragically passed away in late 2018, has actually weighed in on this.
Speaking of his characters, he said "I consider them to be almost asexual."
Of course, context is king, and he was countering allegations of "promoting" some sort of "sinister" pro-gay agenda back in 2004.
At the time, allegations like that by bigoted groups carried even more weight than they do now, and networks were much less inclined to allow a kids' show to even hint at LGBTQ+ characters.
That said, the asexual community, often referring to themselves as "ace," are absolutely part of the LGBTQ+ community.
Ace folks exist on a spectrum of asexuality, with many experiencing no sexual desire at any point in their lives.
Like gay, bi, and trans folks, ace folks have been demonized and "treated" by the medical establishment in an effort to "cure" them of who they are.
Additionally, people with gay or bi romantic inclinations can be ace. Trans folks can also be ace.
Anyone who does not experience sexual attraction could identify as ace. And so, too, can Spongebob.
That said, it could also be a joke, as Spongebob (despite having two parents) can apparently reproduce by budding.
Or Stephen may have been using the term "colloquially," saying that he simply does not think about sexualities of the residents of Bikini Bottom.
Regardless, it seems that Nickelodeon has put more thought into the matter and decided to make a statement about their most popular character.
The network has not always been the most progressive, with former child actors speaking up about how they felt forced into the closet.
Additionally, they may be proud of Korra now, but the network seemed to sabotage the show.
The final season and a half, including Korra walking off hand-in-hand with girlfriend Asami Sato, aired only on the Nickelodeon website.
That said, it is never too late for a network to do the right thing, even if nothing can erase the past.
Earlier this month, Nickelodeon aired a commercial for more than 8 minutes, explaining to their audience how long it took to murder George Floyd.
Some parents furiously complained, sayng that this was an upsetting topic for their children.
Nickelodeon's reasoning was simple -- many children, black children, already have to live with the real threat of police violence fueled by racism.
All people need to understand this so that it can be addressed. Children, too, need to understand how the world is so that they can grow up to improve it.
Diana Silvers is literally smoking, which is a terrible habit for a 21 year old to have in this day and age! Let’s hope it’s just a prop cigarette for this photoshoot because Diana Silvers is on her way to becoming my newest girl crush. You may recognize her from that movie Booksmart, which was basically just girl version of Super Bad, Diana played a little lesbian one of the main characters hooks up with in a bathroom at a party.
She also starred in the horror movie “Ma” which was pretty creepy and a good film. Her newest role is in the new Netflix series Space Force as Steve Carell’s daughter and she does a great job at playing a bored teenager. Diana has been proving her talents in some good roles and will be one to watch out for as she moves on up the Hollywood ladder!
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Last week, former Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans' terrible husband, David Eason, was arrested twice in one 48-hour period.
Obviously, Dave's no stranger to the slammer, but these dueling run-ins with the law were bonkers even by his lofty standards.
The first pinch was relatively tame.
According to The Ashley's Reality Roundup, David was hauled into the Columbus County Jail in North Carolina for failure to appear in court on a misdemeanor charge. Big deal, right?
He was released on $1,000 bail ... but of course, the North Carolina swamp monster wouldn't be a free man for very long.
David was picked up again by law enforcement personnel on Friday night, this time for assault with a deadly weapon.
Apparently, David pistol-whipped a male friend of Jenelle's when he and another unidentified male arrived on The Land.
The friend showed up on the famed property in order to help Jenelle collect some of her belongings after a fight.
Eason was taken into custody a little before 10 p.m. following the alleged assault, but later released on bond.
(We're pretty sure David is single-handedly funding the Columbus County Sheriff's Department at this point.)
Anyway, the 28-year-old Jenelle took to Facebook to clear the air after word of Eason's latest arrests got out.
"I'M SAFE AND SO ARE THE KIDS!" she began.
(Some fans took issue with Evans seemingly making her own safety a higher priority than that of her kids, but we imagine this was a pretty stressful time, so we'll cut her some slack.)
She said she's shaken up by all this, and taking some time to reflect before taking David back and pretending like this never happened and y'all are crazy for criticizing her perfect spouse.
Just kidding. But she is "taking a break."
"I'm going to take a few days out to myself to gather my thoughts and focus on what's going on so I won't be on social media much."
"I love you all for the support that you all have shown me and I'll be stronger and better than ever soon!"
Jenelle has made similar promises many, many times in the past, but amazingly, it seems she actually stuck to her word this time.
At least for the time being. She did tweet earlier today, but only to clarify that she's not entering the porn biz.
Jenelle has a new subscription-based site, and it seems some fans were under the impression that the "exclusive content" she's offering would be of the risque variety.
"Let’s get this straight... my new subscription website is family oriented and a bunch of old content and new content I’ve had saved on my phone for years," she tweeted.
"Please don’t get this mixed up with 'OnlyFans because it’s not."
So there ya have it.
Obviously, she's not interested in talking about her relationship at the moment, and many fans think that's a bad sign.
Jenelle has left David several times in the past, and each time, she ranted and raved about what a jerk he is.
Granted, she always takes but it seems like this time, she's not even gonna make him work for it.
Sure, she talked about leaving David in her first interview, but that's almost a routine requirement at this point.
"I'm upset how everything ended up and wish the situation was taken in a more serious manner, I didn't agree with the unsecured bond," she told celebrity gossip site Celebernation over the weekend.
Evans added that it's "time for me to move on from this relationship and find happiness for my kids and myself elsewhere."
"I'm shaking and saddened by this."
But as far as anyone can tell, she's still living on The Land - and so is David.
What we're saying is, don't get your hopes up. Not even a little bit.
It's not a good sign that Jenelle is keeping a low profile.
She makes her living entirely from social media these days, which means that if she had good news to report -- along the lines of filing for a divorce from Eason -- she'd be posting about it.
When David killed her dog, Jenelle at least fled the state for a while.
This time, it looks like she's skipped straight to the makeup stage.
Expect a statement explaining that David Eason is a changed man and that people need to cut him some slack because they don't know him like she does or some BS.
Sometime in the next few days. Count on it.
Agent Provocateur has been at the top of the food chain in the lingerie world for a long time, rightfully so. They consistently come out with amazing campaigns that show off their sexy pieces on beautiful girls. This time, they gathered up a handful of female athletes to workout and perform various sports and workouts in the lingerie. Here are the best shots and some videos of the new campaign.
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Eva Amurri is in her bikini because the mom of 3 loves to show off her body!
I am sure some of you know her as the daughter of Susan Sarandon and Franco Amurri because you have followed Susan Sarandon’s every move since you first saw the Rocky Horror Picture show in theatres back in the 70s, you know a true fan that will love and support anything that comes from her.
The rest of you are probably like me and you only discovered Eva Amurri from her stint as an actress, and she may still consider herself an actress, I mean she grew up in it and has been in some shows so she’s more of an actress than most as the topless in Californication. Her role was memorable because she was topless and her breasts were large .
She’s out here at 35 years old and this is her mom of 3 bikini body!
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Kate Upton is the Sports Illustrated model that proved that all men care about is big boobs, you misogynist jerks!
Everything else about her was beyond average as far as I’m concerned. She was just a lot of hype, some clickbait that went viral and that people couldn’t really process anything beyond her breasts. It was some bandwagon riding and that’s ok.
The world is crazy enough as it is, we don’t need to be hating on hot girls doing hot girl things, even if I feel they owe it to the fans to continue being hot because that’s what got them here in the first place, at least that and the fact that Kate Upton’s grandfather invented the company Whirlpool, you may know it from all those times you’ve done your laundry.
That said, she posted up a workout video that is the opposite of any workout video I’d be inspired to WORK out to, if you know what I mean, which you don’t because I don’t even know what I mean. It’s just not a hot model workout, but rather a middle aged mom workout even though she’s not middle aged!!!
It’s just too bad that she came out with so much hype, only to go back to being beyond average, where’t the bikini model part of this workout, because I am not seeing it and someone should be held accountable!
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Caroline Wozniacki is Danish born to Polish immigrant parents who you may remember as being a star tennis player!
Her parents were both pro athletes, her mom on the Polish Vollyball team, her dad a pro soccer player, her brother another pro soccer player…so they are a family of fitness!
This probably belongs on EgotasticSports but I don’t consider Tennis to be a sport, it’s a way of life, a fetish, bigger than any sport…because the women who play it wear mini skirts, flash panties with ever swing of the racket, while showing off their physical prowess and their strength as they grunt sexually at the rhythm of the rally.
Caroline Wozniacki was definitely labeled like an Anna Kournikova, you know a HOT tennis player to watch go up against the less hot Williams Sisters, in what was like a modern day Gladiator round. Not that I know anything about tennis, beyond what I previously wrote about tennis – grunts, panty flashes and short skirts!
Apparently, she’s retired from tennis, but she hasn’t retired her bikini! Thank god for that, I am sure her husband, NBA player David Lee appreciates it far less than we do since we don’t need to put up with any of her bullshit!
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“Who’s Next” is the newest TikTok trend that has celebs everywhere joining in and doing their best stanky leg dance moves. Remember that move from 2009’s hit song Stanky Legg by GS Boyz? As it turns out the TikTok trend was actually taken from a show called Hip Hop Harry where kids doing some dancing freestyles, one kid got on stage and did this move, Gen Z found it and ran with it creating this entire TikTok craze that has Kara Del Toro in her bikini busting down.
Here are some more attempts at the challenge!
Can you guess who has actual work to do? ##whosnext
we said go go go
No one saw that right?
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Romee Strijd is the 24 year old Dutch Victoria’s Secret model who has been modelling since she was 14, perverted, but who for the last few years has graced our lives with her Victoria’s Secret campaigns, that despite being repetitive are familiar and amazing.
She came out a few weeks ago as pregnant, which for those of you who didn’t know, when you’re a lingerie model, announcing a pregnancy is a lot like a coming out because some people will embrace it (the weirdos) while others will be disgusted by it because pregnancy is for our wives not our lingerie models who got rich being lingerie models.
Her wiki claims she has been with her boyfriend, the son of some famous Dutch Presenter, for 10 years, which means she was 14 and he was 19 when they got together. I have no idea if that is fact, but if it is, a lot happened to her at 14!
When she announced her pregnancy the other week, she also said she had some condition from basically starving herself and over-working out that stopped her period for 7 years! Something that probably made her boyfriend pretty happy #NoBabies #NoCondoms.
But clearly, that’s all out the window now as she poses in some weird pregnancy lingerie for you pregnancy lovers!! She still looks good…but what’s up with that baby growing inside her. That’s some Sci/Fi shit!
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