Can you believe it's been ten whole years since Jenelle Evans made her television debut?
If we had told you then that she'd develop into the absolute nightmare she is today, would you have believed it?
Well, probably, yeah.
Still, it's strange to think that even after all these years, even after everything she's said and done, she still manages to find new ways to be terrible.
And in her latest YouTube video ... man, she really just hit it out of the park.
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Kailyn Lowry is really horny at the moment.
We don't mean to be crass. And we don't mean to speak out of turn.
But the Teen Mom 2 veteran herself just admitted as much on a brand new episode of her podcast, Coffee Convos.
The mother of four talked candidly this week with co-host Lindsie Chrisley about having sexual intercourse with young kids in the house.
As millions of parents around the globe can relate to, this is never an easy task.
“When you’re a parent, you really have to get it where you can,” Lowry explained.
She added how it’s important for significant others to take the “opportunity” to get intimate when their children are preoccupied because it may be the only shot they get for awhile.
Chrisley then pointed out how challenging it has been for several months now for mothers and fathers across the nation because they've been cooped up under one roof with their sons and daughters due to the COVID-19 pandemic.
It's diffiicult to get off when the young ones never get out of the house, you know?
Lowry, of course, gave birth to her fourth child just a few months ago.
She seems rather scarred by her whole relationship with Chris Lopez and isn't in a rush to hop back into bed with anyone.
“It’s been a long time for me … just having sex in general, so like, I actually look forward to the day that maybe … I get to have a quickie,” Kailyn admiitted to Chrisley, adding:
“One day, in the next couple of years, I hope it happens for me."
Lindsie felt her pal's pain in this regard.
“I also hope it happens for you in the next couple of years,” Lindsie said, while Kailyn cracked up in the background and acknowledged there was no chance she'd be going to Pound Town again in 2020.
But, hey, there's always next year!
“That might be the year that you have the girl,” Lindsie said, hinting at Lowry's hopes to eventually have a daughter.
“No, now we’re pushing it. I’m just trying to have sex. I’m not even trying to get pregnant,” the reality star responded, despite having previously said she does want another kid.
The other option, it should be noted, is for Lowry to have sex with another woman and remove all concerns about another pregnancy.
Elsewhere on this same podcast installment, Kailyn told listeners she's back in the the gym in order to accomplish her post-baby body goals.
“The first day back at the gym was last Friday and I cried,” she said on air, revealing the progress photos she shared online were the most upsetting aspect of the process.
Lowry isn't just concerned with looking good, though, but with feeling good.
"I [want to] get to a place where I am able to consistently keep up with my kids without being tired all the time,” she said.
“I want to enter my thirties like that and so that’s what really motivates me."
She also wants a guy to enter her again at some point in the near future.
Chris Harrison is used to relationships not working out between couples that allegedly found love on The Bachelor.
This result has been far more common than these same relationships leading to marriage, kids and happily ever after.
But the ABC host has been faced with a first over the past few weeks:
Colton Underwood and Cassie Randolph are going at it in court.
The couple got together to conclude the former's season as franchise lead, only to split this spring after two years of dating -- and only for things to subsequently get VERY ugly.
Just under a month ago, Cassie filed for a restraining order.
Underwood must stay at least 100 yards away from his ex-girlfriend, her apartment and even her car.
"I've reached out, just as far as support," Harrison told Entertainment Tonight when asked about the fallout from the break-up.
"I have not talked to them and I am very glad to see that they ... [are] taking this off-line. They're not settling this in the press.
"They're hopefully taking care of themselves and each other and being smart about this."
It wasn't all that long ago that Colton revealed he had tested positive for COVID-19 and was recovering at Cassie's parents house, with Randolph providing the public with updates about her supposed soulmate.
And now... all this.
"I just wish them both well; I wish Colton and Cassie well," Harrison added.
"It's a very unfortunate situation, for sure, and I think a surprising one. Honestly, it was a pretty shocking headline."
According to multiple sources, Cassie and Colton tried to stay friends after their romance ended.
But Underwood apparently couldn't handle it.
He's accused of stalking Cassie by often showing up outside her residence... of sending her threatening text messages... and even of planting a tracking device on her vehicle.
Underwood also gave Cassie grief for supposedly hanging out with an ex.
Randolph addressed why she was afraid in her request for a restraining order, saying Underwood "has admitted to a few mutual friends and coworkers that he placed the tracker on [her] car and used alias phone numbers to send anonymous text messages to [Randolph], himself, and others.”
Any chance of an amicable split between Cassie and Colton fell apart after Randolph talked to Harrison this summer as part of an ABC special.
She only talked in general about the end of her relationship, but Underwood went public with how angry he was at Randolph for breaking hiis trust.
The former virgin noted on his Instagram Story that while the two had agreed to keep their split private, "obviously a lot changed this week."
Randolph fired back at her ex with a lengthy note on her own Instagram Story, insisting she had "honored" their agreement and accused him of "subtly engaging in a tactic that peppers in aggressive comments.
She also alleged Underwood was trying to "monetize" their breakup with a new chapter in his book over which he refused to give her "any sort of approval."
The two are due in court on November 6 to determine when the restraining order will remain in place for a longer period fo time.