If you had a computer in the 90s or the early 2000s, you probably remember McAfee VirusScan, the program you ran on your computer to make sure you didn’t get a nasty porn virus that was dialing 900 numbers and posting dicks all over your computer. But did you know that John McAfee, the person responsible for the company that made the ubiquitous software, is fucking crazy?
Last January, Johnny-boy said that income tax is illegal and that he hasn’t paid his income taxes in 8 years and told the IRS “Here I am,” daring them to arrest him.
Yesterday, John McAfee was arrested in Spain to be extradited to the US for not paying his taxes because the rules of the Ayn Rand shitshow in McAfee’s head don’t apply to the real world where the US Constitution says in Article 1, Section 8, Clause 1 “The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States.” It doesn’t get clearer than that.
McAfee’s legal problems don’t end there because he’s also being sued by the SEC for the way he used his Twitter account to promote Bitcoin knockoffs.
The SEC lawsuit specifically mentions McAfee promising to “eat his own dick on national TV” if Bitcoin wasn’t worth half a million dollars in three years. Despite being off by a factor of 50 over three years later, he has not yet gobbled down his own choad on Fear Factor.
26. McAfee’s extravagant posts (such as tweeting predictions about BTC price increases and promising to “eat my d**k on national television” if such predictions did not pan out) and interviews about his BTC predictions generated an enormous amount of publicity, especially among the digital asset community. From June 2017—just before McAfee’s first BTC price prediction—to December 2017, McAfee went from roughly 62,000 followers to more than 500,000 on Twitter. His $1,000,000 BTC price prediction garnered more than 12,000 “Likes” and 8,000 “Retweets.”
Really, this is the second-funniest thing I’ve heard all week.
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In the middle of a global pandemic, it’s important to wear a mask. The best information we currently have says that COVID travels most effectively in droplets and most of those droplets get trapped in a mask. It’s not 100% effective but it works.
You know what doesn’t work? A mesh mask full of holes. No one told Lana Del Rey this, apparently.
How big do you think coronavirus is? Because unless they’re the size of golf balls that mask is doing exactly f**k all.
You know how the news has been telling you to wash your hands and avoid touching your face? It should go without saying that touching your face directly someone else’s face is right out butt again, Lana Del Rey did not get the memo.
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) October 3, 2020
How many presidents have to get COVID and die a slow, public death while getting pumped full of steroids to be able to walk and assuring you they’re fine before you take this seriously?
You know what’s not a good idea? Offering people something in exchange for them voting a certain way. Great way to end up in jail or at the very least in some Project Veritas video that people will think is real for a week before whatever scam they pulled comes out.
Tana Mongeau is learning this because it looks like her “I’ll send you naked pictures if you vote for Joe Biden” idea has cost her YouTube channel it’s verification, which does… something, I guess? According to Google, you need it to upload videos longer than 15 minutes or livestream. And it gives viewers the safety of knowing they’re jerking it to a real thot.
TMZ speculated her loss of verification may also be a result of her name changing because of her fake marriage to Jake Paul.
It seems like she had too many requests coming in for nudes to fulfill them all.
I can’t tell you if she sent out any nudes because I already filled out my ballot for Howie Hawkins. But that image of Biden’s face on her body is going to keep me from getting hard for a week.
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Kim Kardashian Details Kanye West’s “Scary” COVID-19 Battle and How She Really Feels About Turning 40Kim Kardashian is laying it all on the table. Not that fans would expect anything less, but the reality TV personality is still letting her millions of followers keep up--even if...
Before we proceed, it's important for us to clarify that we're working from very new information, and at this time, no one -- with the exception of the principal parties involved -- knows exactly what's going on with this story.
That said, based on the details currently available, it's not hard to see why the denizens of Teen Mom Twitter are all worked up about the latest developments in the never-ending war between Kailyn Lowry and Chris Lopez.
According to records from New Castle County Family Court -- which were posted online by Instagram user @wadamelen -- Kail is scheduled to appear for an arraignment on unspecified charges in January of 2021.
There's been some confusion on social media, as arraignments usually follow arrests, and yet Kail has been summoned to appear in family court, rather than criminal court.
Apparently, in the state of Delaware, in cases of criminal charges associated with family disputes, family court takes jurisdiction.
Anyway, it's unclear what sort of charges Kail is facing, but for obvious reasons, Twitter sleuths concluded that the arrest had something to do with Lowry's famously tempestuous relationship with Lopez, the father of her two youngest children.
It wouldn't be the first time that these two wound up in court as a result of a violent altercation.
In October of 2019, Lowry was granted a restraining order against Lopez.
Details regarding the incident remain scarce, but it's still a matter of interest among fans, particularly due to the timing.
It was in that same month that news of Kailyn's fourth pregnancy went public.
Given the tumultuous nature of Kail's relationship with Chris, the news that she was was having a second child by him would have been surprising under any circumstances.
It was especially shocking coming at the same time as news of her restraining order against Lopez.
Now, it seems a second incident may have occurred in which Lowry was alleged to be the aggressor.
We'd like to stress again that details about the situation remain scarce, but on Twitter, many fans are pointing to a post from Chris that may shed some light on the situation.
This post from last year shows Chris holding what appears to be a large clump of his hair, along with a caption reading "all done."
It's important to note that he may have cut his own hair, but one Twitter user pointed out that the timing on the post and the scratch on Chris' wrist are enough to arouse suspicion.
"He never said she cut it but knowing their history it’s not hard to believe they fought!" she wrote.
"He wouldn’t scratch himself cutting his hair also the date is right before she found out she was pregnant again."
So it seems that Kail and Chris each filed charges against one another, but in both cases, we don't know exactly what the defendant was accused of.
It could be that Twitter has read this situation all wrong, and perhaps Kail is soon to comment on it and clear the matter up entirely.
Whatever the case, we'll bring you further updates on this developing story as more information becomes available.
Tamra Judge may no longer be a Real Housewife, but many of the burdens of fame stick with you even when the paychecks stop.
In Tamra's case, one of those burdens is vicious cruelty targeted at her children.
Tamra Judge shared a screenshot of a cruel comment that she received.
"So many kids, but none of them live with you?" the impertinent commenter writes.
The comment continues: "They choosed their father?"
"This is why I rarely post pics of my kids," Tamra writes above the photo.
She added: "One comment under Sophia's birthday post said 'your daughter needs a nose job.'"
"Sophia read it," Tamra revealed, "and how did you think that made her feel?"
Sophia is a teenager. Just last month, she turned 15 years old.
We can only imagine what such a nasty comment felt like to a minor who has already spent most of her life close to the spotlight.
"What is wrong with people?" Tamra wondered out loud.
The real answer is that some people have disappointments in their lives.
They are angry, frustrated, frightened, or simply feel powerless in their day-to-day lives.
It drives them to be cruel online. Ruining someone's day makes them feel good. Ruining a famous person's day makes them feel indomitable.
This is the exact sort of rush of malice that drives, shall we say, certain political movements aimed entirely at making life more difficult for marginalized groups of people.
It doesn't give you a sense of satisfaction to scream obscenities in the comments of someone who never looks at their social media.
They want the person to see it and for them to be hurt by it. This is what drives trolling -- a desire to fill a void in their own lives.
That's not to say that everyone with a negative opinion about Tamra Judge is motivated in the same way.
There are valid criticisms to make of any Housewife.
You don't have a 12-year career of reality television without rubbing some people the wrong way -- even if you were also very entertaining.
But having an opinion and effectively screaming it in the comments of someone's social media are different behaviors, rooted in different motives.
Now, Tamra arguably signed up for that when she became a Real Housewife ... though we should point out that social media was extremely different when she launched her career.
But as Tamra notes above, this isn't about people hating her. This is about how people respond to celebrity kids.
Obviously, people wanting to get a rise out of reality TV veterans know that saying "oh, you floozy" or whatever insults the trolls of the world are hurling these days won't do much.
So they go for the kids.
Any parent is going to be protective of their minor child.
But we are sorry to share that sometimes, these people actually do hate celebrity children.
I have personally seen (and blocked) dozens of people who say unspeakable -- genuinely unspeakable, for I will not repeat them -- about reality TV children as young as three.
If I'm seeing all of that, how much worse are the things that Tamra and other reality TV parents see?
So no, we don't blame Tamra for not posting more pics of her kids.
She has only recently begun to reconcile with her eldest daughter, Sidney, who famously resented her mother involving her kids in storylines.
Tamra doesn't want to jeopardize that. She also doesn't want to see more vitriol aimed at her children.
Jane Fonda is the OG aerobics instructor we all know and love and there is nothing better than her bringing back the iconic 80’s workout videos complete with the spandex bodysuit. She did make this comeback even better however by enlisting Vanessa Hudgens to take part in the new video!
The video plays on the saying “Exercise Your Right To Vote” and also stars Katy Perry, Shaq and Ashley Benson. You can see Katy pumping her breast milk and Benson jumping on a trampoline. Check it out below and don’t forget to vote or whatever!
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Addison Rae and Kourtney Kardashian must have invited Lady Gaga on their little vacation because Gaga just posted this photo of her climbing the same(?) rock as the TikTok star.
Gaga has been going through a battle with her body after finding out she had fibromyalgia which causes chronic pain, that’s why we often see her hanging out in Ice Baths and smoking weed to help her pain. I guess today was pain free for her because she looks fit AF as she makes her way to the top of the path!
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Selena Gomez has something special to celebrate this week, her song Lose You to Love Me has just went double platinum! Selena released the song about a year ago and is the lead single on her new album called Rare. The lyrics are about discovering one’s true self and was apparently written on Valentines Day 2019. To celebrate the success Selena gave us this previously unreleased demo of the song, check it out below!
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People call Kate Beckinsale crazy because she posts weird videos on her instagram, I personally think she’s amazing and actually wasn’t a fan until I saw some of this crazy for myself. Being able to see Kate’s silly personality has brought her this second wind of fame that she is clearly enjoying.
Kate is back this weekend bringing us a sneak peak of what a pool party at her house looks like, she brought her two Persian cats Clive and Willow out on their leashes and snapped a pic standing in her bikini with them, looking like the cover of an old Snoop Dogg album. We like it!
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TikTok phenomenon Addison Rae has become really close with the entire Kardashian family and has been spending a lot of time with the oldest sister, Kourtney. The pair just got back from a little COVID Vacation out in Utah where they spent their time soaking up the sun in bikinis, paddle boarding out through the rivers and doing some climbing on a hike.
Addison’s mom Sheri joined the gang for the vacation and has been posting her own snaps from the trip on her Instagram where she has over 1 million followers, the spill over from Addison’s 28 million we assume!
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Emma Rose Kenney is enjoying the last days of summer by setting up camp in her own backyard. The Shameless star rented out some clamping tents, a fire pit and a bouncy castle this weekend to “glamp” in her yard. It looks like bouncy castles are just as fun as an adult because Emma spent most of her time bouncing around in there! She did save some time to go apple picking but has yet to bake an apple pie and show us the result, we’re waiting.
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It's a cliche, but it's a cliche for a reason.
And it definitely applies to Chelsea Houska and Cole DeBoer.
Because these two most certainly are #RelationshipGoals personified.
Late last week, the Teen Mom veteran posted the above photo and shared the following caption in celebration of a milestone for herself and her husband.
"Happy 4th anniversary to the love of my life!" wrote Chelsea, adding in regard to the father of her baby-to-be:
"So beyond grateful for the life we are building together.
"You are the most incredible and kind person and I am SO proud to be your wife."
Houska announced in early August that she's expecting her fourth child.
She did so by posting a picture of an unfinished wall in her new home and by writing out all the names of her family ... and at the bottom of the list, she added:
In her caption for the photo, she added: "One more DeBoer! Coming early 2021."
Chelsea is already mother to an 11-year old daughter named Aubree with ex-Adam Lind; and to three-year old son Watson with De Boer and two-year old daughter Layne, also with De Boer.
She has since confirmed that child number-four will be a girl.
Over the past few weeks, Chelsea has also had to deal with trolls on social media telling her to stop having kids.
And she's handled these losers like a champ.
"Take care of the ones you have quit having so many damn kids you can't afford," wrote one mean idiot in response to the pregnancy news.
"Omg," another, even worse comment read. "Another baby keep your legs closed damn."
We'd jump in to defend Chelsea and to tell these ignorant morons off -- but there's really no need.
Houska doesn't need our help. She has all of this handled, and then some.
"These [legs emoji] stay open for my husband," she replied very simply. And awesomely.
For his part, meanwhile, Cole has talked about adopting Aubree and never failed to come across as Husband of the Year.
Consider his own anniversary post from this past Friday...
"To say I am grateful would be an understatement, I am beyond grateful to have you as my wife!" he wrote as a caption to a snapshot of the couple on their wedding day.
He then concluded:
The one who has to put up with me, the one who loves me for me, the one who I can always truly count/lean on, the one with so much love and joy in her heart, the one who puts everyone else first, the one who gives our children and myself such an amazing life.
The one who brings all the love and joy to my heart and this crazy family!
@chelseahouska you are my ONE and I am beyond proud to be your husband. I love you! Cheers to forever! Happy Anniversary Sweetheart.