Imagine you’re just minding your own business, walking past a Catholic Church and you hear the sounds of sex coming from inside. What’s your first thought? I’m guessing something like “How can I put a stop to this without being scarred for life by seeing a priest having his way with a ten-year-old.”
Cops said a passerby filmed Clark half-naked with two women and several sex toys on the altar of Saints Peter and Paul Catholic Church on Sept. 30, according to WWL. The passerby sent the video to police, who arrived and arrested Clark along with two women, Melissa Cheng, 23, and Mindy Dixon, 41.
You might be wondering what the crime here is, and it’s public indecency. You have to draw the blinds on the stained-glass windows before you defile the altar, I guess. At least lock the doors to the church so people can’t just walk in on you.
Our story does not end there, though. The priest, Travis Clark, was defrocked, which is about the minimum you can expect when you have sex with hookers in a church. You know, when you’re having sex with adults, otherwise you get sent to a new parish and told not to talk about it.
The Archbishop had a bit of an over-reaction about the whole thing and TMZ is reporting he’s had the altar removed and burned.
That seems like a bit of an over-reaction considering altars in Catholic churches are made of stone, which isn’t actually combustible.
Another thing you might not know about altars in Catholic churches is they have body parts in them. Seriously. These are referred to as “first-degree relics” and they’re taken from saints. They have to be big enough to be identifiable as human body parts, and I’m just guessing, but that’s probably what was burned here. But yeah, the sex was the “demonic” thing here.
This Archbishop should just be glad everyone involved was over 18.
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We've reached the end of the romantic line for yet another 90 Day Fiance Couple.
On Saturday, Steven Frend and Olga Koshimbetova confirmed via Instagram that they were going their separate ways... approximately one year after becoming husband and wife.
“People keep asking if Olga and I are [together] but the answer is, we went into this super blindly," Frend wrote in his confirmation statement, adding:
"There’s a lot the show left out that’ll have people confused, but we have learned a lot about each other over this whole journey but we’re better at being coparents to our boy.
"We’re both civil and cause no drama because our son’s mental health is too priority."
Steven, 21, and Olga, 22 appeared on 90 Day Fiance Season 6, telling viewers that they met randomly on a beach.
The latter, who hails from Russia, was in the United States for the summer when she met her eventual husband in Maryland. The two got pregnant just a month and a half after this initial encounter.
Koshimbetova, sadly, couldn’t stay in America and had to fly back home for visa reasons.
Shortly thereafter, Frend vowed to bring her back on a K-1 visa, only to reveal on the aforementioned season that he had putting off getting this vital task.
The season concluded with Olga still in her native country.
Finally, though, Olga received her visa in April of 2019, relocating at the time from Russia to Maryland to begin her life with Steven and their child, Alex.
The couple tied the knot on August 30, 2019.
However, fans noticed over the past few weeks that the husband and wife had unfollowed each other on Instagram, prompting rumors of theie relationship's demiise.
Steven also deleted photos of Olga from his Instagram account, typically a sure sign of a split.
Olga, meanwhile, added fuel to the break-up speculation when she jetted off for a trip to visit family in California with the couple’s two-year-old son, but not with Steven.
Where did it all go wrong?
What is the basis for the separation, aside from the obvious fact that the reality stars barely knew each other when they got married?
Frend isn't saying.
But he is asking folks not to jump to any conclusions.
“(P.S. Don’t assume you know the full story from this one little post)," he wrote to conclude his announcement this weekend.
Olga, for her part, has yet to address ths split on social media.
She last mentioned her husband in a post on September 22, writing:
'Where is Steven? Where did you go? Why did you go alone? And many many others questions I received when I told that I’m going to California."
Koshimbetova went on to explain she had simply visited an uncle, who had been living in California for the past 23 years.
It now seems, though, as if there was a very specific reason why Steven did not accompany his wife and son.
No word yet on whether any divorce papers have actually been filed.
Cardi B and Offset have had a difficult relationship. The main source of their difficulties has been Offset putting his dick in other women, but it’s still difficult. The two have a daughter together, and even though Kulture is just two her parents have been separated a few times since she was born.
You might remember Offset crashing one of Cardi’s concerts, which resulted in him almost going broke trying to win her back. They did eventually get back together, but it only lasted about a year before Offset stuck it in someone else and Cardi was filing for divorce.
But now TMZ reports the couple spent Cardi’s birthday together and seemed like, well, a couple.
If you’re a big fan of jokes about how President Trump wears a lot of bronzer with the punchline “Can I get some covfefe with my hamburders?” then you’re probably a big fan of Saturday Night Live, which hasn’t been this terrible since the 80s. If you like jokes that are actually funny and thoughtful, you probably stopped watching around when Tina Fey left, the last time the show was actually funny.
Bill Burr got his first hosting gig on the show Saturday night, I suppose to promote The Opening Act in which he has a supporting role or just because Bill Burr is funny and there’s a pandemic, and he absolutely killed it.
Bill Burr’s monologue is inarguably the most left-wing political humor to have aired on SNL since Ronald Reagan was President, and amusingly it was the audience of professional-managerial class liberal white women SNL has meticulously built with horrible bits like singing ‘All I Want for Christmas Is You’ to Robert Mueller that were absolutely losing their minds at Burr’s monologue, because if there’s one thing people who watch SNL and have “Still With Her” bumper stickers hate it’s being exposed as having basically the same politics as the Republicans they spend all their energy attacking.
And that is exactly what Burr did, starting with a minute and a half about white women trying to make themselves the victims of oppression despite being complicit in white supremacy since the 17th century that ends with “sit down next to me and take your talking to.” He ended the set by talking about June’s Pride Month, finding some new humor in the old joke that Black History Month is in February, the shortest month, by contrasting it with June, a long month with much nicer weather. It was the kind of sharp, incisive political commentary Bill Burr’s fans have come to expect from him.
Offended liberals, outraged at being the butt of the joke, took to Twitter to call Burr’s monologue misogynist and homophobic, which it clearly was not.
Bill Burr is trash and has always been trash. Not because he doesn’t raise valid criticisms in some of his comedy, but because he has always leveraged his ability to point them out to the detriment of change and the benefit of himself, and he can f**k off into the sun for it.
— feminist next door (@emrazz) October 11, 2020
— Anita Bennett (@tvanita) October 11, 2020
F**k Bill Burr & f**k whoever thinks it cool this misogynist pig called white women “bitches” & black people “equator people” & never heard of “pride month” while this f**k punches down on so many & you wanna give him props?
EAT S**T ASSHOLEShttps://t.co/KfcLlzxNqq
— Cynical Hippie (@cynthiaetheri11) October 11, 2020
That was the worst SNL monologue I’ve seen in years.
— Justin Kirkland (@justinkirkland4) October 11, 2020
It’s amazing the hostility you see come out when people who have built their entire identities around the wokest, most liberal, most Trump-hating people around get told they suck and aren’t any better by the large group of people to their left.
And lots of people on the left thought Burr’s monologue was great.
Liberal white women thinking Bill Burr is telling lies meanwhile Alyssa Milano and white libs single handily killed the #MeToo movement caping for Joe Biden
— Good Morning, Sunday Morning (@SocialistMMA) October 11, 2020
“White women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression and stuck themselves at the front of the line…”
— Bishop Talbert Swan (@TalbertSwan) October 11, 2020
I've been fighting with white lib women for years. What Bill Burr said is 100% correct. There is a fraction of these wealthy, coddled, women who feign victimization and try and co-opt every movement.
His jokes were spot on. Look at this fool from 2018.
Cry more, dummies. pic.twitter.com/0Ilo7RkmDL
— beth, uprising enthusiast (@bourgeoisalien) October 11, 2020
I hope if there’s one thing people take away from this it’s that “political correctness” is not a left-wing project. Censorship, be it through the government, corporate control or social pressure, is only ever used by the entrenched powers to stifle threats to that power. Cancel culture or political correctness are likewise used by the neoliberal establishment to try and discredit people speaking truth to that power that isn’t as woke as it wants you to believe it is.
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Madison Prewett has scored herself a new boyfriend.
And, as luck would have it, he's very good at scoring when it comes to professional basketball.
Prewett, who finished second on Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor, has confirmed that she's dating Denver Nuggets forward Michael Porter Jr.
The two recently went on a double date with Porter's sister, Bri Porter and her husband, Reece, as Bri shared a photo on Instagram on Saturday of the quartet enjoying their evening out.
“My fave double date,” she captioned the picture.
Madison, for her part, commented on the post, “Love you” along with four heart emojis.
Prewett was a major player on season 24 of The Bachelor, which aired on ABC earlier this year.
The featured pilot proposed to Hannah Ann Sluss -- only after Prewett removed herself from the competition because she felt as if Peter's mom hated her and the circumstances surrounding their relationship simply wasn't healthy.
Weber and Sluss later called off their engagement and Peter reunited with Prewett on the live “After the Final Rose” special in March, with the reality stars deciding to try and date themselves.
Two days later, Weber confirmed the pair had “mutually decided” to split.
It was quite the romantic whirlwind.
In August, Prewett got flirty with Baltimore Orioles player Adley Rutschman via Instagram.
“Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever finishes this best, dinner on me for two,” she captioned a photo of herself in a red dress.
The Major League Baseball hurler replied as follows: “Roses are red, violets are blue … I’ll change your name to Rutschman from Prew."
Now, though, it looks as if Prewett has moved from the baseball diamond to the basketball court.
Porter Jr. just completed his first full, healthy season in the NBA.
Playing for a top team in the Western Conference, he adveraged 9.3 points per game in just over 16 minutes, coming on strong in the playoffs when Denver made a run to the league's final four.
He struggled on the defensive end, however.
Porter also stepped into scalding hot water this fall for saying the coronavirus was being "overblown."
"Personally, I think the coronavirus is being used obviously for a bigger agenda," Porterr said several weeks ago on social media.
"It’s being used for population control just in terms of being able to control the masses of people. Because this virus, the whole world is being controlled.
"You’re required to wear masks and who knows what will happen when this vaccine comes out. You might have to have the vaccine in order to travel, that’d be crazy.
"I’ve never been vaccinated in my life, I’ve never had any shots or anything like that."
Good luck with this one, Madison!
Prewett, a well-known virgin, told Us Weekly in June that she wanted her next partner to be a man of faith.
“I would say my number-one thing, obviously, would be faith for me,” she said at the time. “That’s going to be something that’s a make or break."
“I guess someone who is passionate about something, someone who knows who he is and knows his purpose.
"Someone who shares just similar, I guess, passions to make the world a better place and to help out and add value wherever he can."