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Kelly Ripa Smolders In White Hot Bikini Candids
If you only ever see Kelly Ripa under the hot lights of her daytime talk show, you might forget that she’s got a smoking hot fit body underneath those flowing kimonos or whatever the hell else she’s wearing on that show. Kelly’s keeping her body in business well into middle age, and you’ve got to respect any woman who can dedicate herself to looking this good long past her prime.
I’d chalk that up to her being a Jersey girl. Jersey girls are just made differently, I don’t know what it is, but they’ve got that “never say never” attitude that makes them so endearing. You’ve got to fight to get your voice heard in a Jersey household, so it clearly gave her the confidence to go out there and conquer daytime television.
So the next time you’re home sick and you come across Kelly’s talk show, come on back to this gallery and get a reminder of how hot she is when she’s not posing in expensive clothes next to certified boner-killer Ryan Seacrest. Honestly, if you’re pushing fifty and still keeping your body in thong-bikini shape, you deserve a standing ovation. Here’s to you, Kelly Ripa, for making it work and keeping it working for all these years. Jersey strong!
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Anna Heinrich’s Gorgeous Bikini Body Candids
Anna Heinrich is the best booty to wash ashore since Blackbeard’s pirate plunder. She’s arguably more valuable too. I wouldn’t want to bury something so beautiful in the sand. I’d just show her off like the gold coin she is. I hope she wouldn’t mind me sticking my shovel in her pail. Because I want to build this sand queen a sand castle. She deserves something elaborate in her honor. I’m thinking, at the minimum, a four story castle. Maybe a balcony for a view of the ocean. And if she doesn’t want a castle, I’ll just build myself one with a view of her.
Anna may be the best looking woman in a black bikini that I’ve ever seen. And I’ve only seen one woman in a black bikini. And it’s her. So she wins best looking by default. But Heinrich is going to be hard to beat if anyone else decides to wear one. I’m not discouraging any woman from wearing one as I wouldn’t mind getting a good gander at both ladies for comparison purposes. I’m just saying she’s going to be harder to outdo than the ’98 Yankees.
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Blanca Blanco Beautiful Butt In Teeny Weeny New Yellow Bikini
I knew it was possible to split your pants by stretching too far, but I was not aware that a woman could split her top in the same way. Blanca Blanco must have been doing some aggressive stretching in order to make her top tear like that. I’m not trying to say she is petite in the brassier, but she ain’t no Pamela Anderson either.
It is incidents like that which are the reason why I always double up when it comes to swimsuits. When I am making incredibly radical trick frisbee catches, I do not want to be worrying about my cracking seeing sunshine.
My trick catches are my icebreaker with ladies at the beach, so I can’t give them up. Without them the ladies will not think I am any cooler than those losers throwing a football back and forth. It doesn’t take much skill to catch a ball that travels in a straight line. My six month old nephew can do that without even leaving his crib, and he’d only cry a little bit afterwards.
Next time Blanca might want to think about doubling up, as well.
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Noah Cyrus Hard Pokies In Sexy Crop Top Pics
If Noah Cyrus and her sister Miley are anything, they’re the physical manifestation of dad Billy Ray’s old haircut: One’s all business in the front and the other’s all party in the back! While Noah may be the business end of the equation, she’s definitely not shy about flaunting what she’s got, just like her party all the time big sis Miley.
Noah has been increasing her profile of late, showing off her nips in a variety of tops lately, though these might rank among my favorite looks for the oddly named offspring of BRC. In one she’s wearing a pair of tiny undies, and showing off lots of leg. In another, she’s poking out in an almost transparent white tank top. It’s a veritable cornucopia of sexiness and Noah’s right in the epicenter.
So don’t be turned off by her name or by her father’s absolutely atrocious music, and give Noah Cyrus a try. She seems like a cool enough chick to let you take her for a ride, though make sure you bring her back in one piece. You don’t want break Billy Ray’s achy breaky heart, do you? He’s been through so much, and now looks like Mac from that season of It’s Always Sunny when he gained all that weight…
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Fiji Water Girl Kelleth Cuthbert Gets In Shape After Landing A Role In CBS Soap ‘The Bold and the Beautiful’
I have never understood why bottled water needs the added sex appeal of a model in order to sell product. Water is already pretty damn sexy. I mean, it’s like one of three things in the world that we all need to live. I’m getting a stiffy just thinking about it, and I’m not even sure what the other two are.
And aren’t our bodies mostly water, as well? That means any schmo walking down the street could hypothetically become the mascot for a water company. I know the physical demands of such a job could be pretty unbearable, though. I am sure there would be a clause in the contract that demands you always stay well hydrated, which would mean your days of abusing alcohol would have to come to an end.
Think of the controversy that would follow if Kelleth Cuthbert was caught in a club with a Jack and Coke in her hand! The press would have a field day. It would be worse than that time Tom Cruise was caught not wearing Ray-Bans. That almost ruined his career, I can only imagine what it would do to a bottled water mascot.
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Georgette Culley Tries Out The Hands Free Orgasm Experience on YouTube
If only I wasn’t on a work computer I would be able to find out for myself whether or not Georgette Culley succeeded. I hope she did because she looks like she needs it. I am assuming those pics of her in the yellow dress took place before the attempt because she does not look like a woman who has orgasmed. I should know, I have seen the face of many a woman who has not orgasmed.
We all know that hands free orgasms are possible since wet dreams are a staple of every man’s adolescence. I guess women do not experience the same privilege when entering womanhood, which is a pity. Wet dreams were one of the few things I look back on with fondness.
For a few moments I was able to truly believe I was having sex with the women of my dreams without putting any effort forth. All that was needed on my end was to change out my boxers in the middle of the night, which is a small sacrifice when put into perspective. As long as your parents didn’t perform any room searches in your dirty laundry hamper, there really weren’t any downsides.
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Ana Braga Underboob Pics To Get You Through The Week
Right around Tuesday afternoon, we all get that lull. The lull that says, “three more days of this shit,” and you just sort of sink into a bone deep depression which only gets worse as the week goes on. But I’ve got a cure for your mid-week blues. The kind of thing that’ll keep your week going and before you know it, it’s Friday already: Ana Braga’s underboob!
That’s right folks, it’s the best way to cure your mid-week blues and get a spring in your step and a bone in your drawers. Seeing the base of Ana Braga’s boobs is almost as good as seeing the whole boob, and it’s also a wonderful metaphor for the great things that await you over the weekend.
Think of it this way, if you’re only seeing part of Ana Braga’s boob, then it’s like being only part way through the week, and you can build the excitement by waiting to check out any topless Ana Braga pics until Friday. See? It’s like the perfect way to keep your week from getting boring, and the best thing you could possibly do to make Friday even better.
So take a cue from Ana Braga and view her underboobs as the tease to the great surprise that awaits you this weekend.
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Olivia Culpo Is Smoldering Hot In Express Model Spread
What does a guy have to do to get access to a rooftop? Every babe with a photographer gets to hang out on the rooftop of their choosing, but a guy is forced to hang out exclusively in rooms with ceilings. It’s not right.
I would love to hang out in the open air and get some photos to spruce up the online dating profile, but the powers that be won’t allow it. They want me to pay a cover charge for a rooftop bar on top of the ten dollar drinks. I cannot afford that kind of lifestyle.
And God forbid I trespass onto a rooftop by myself. Whenever someone sees me they immediately assume I am going to kill myself, which is profiling, by the way. Not all guys that stand on roof ledges are jumpers. Some simply like to pretend they are pigeons, and no one is calling the fire department over pigeons on their ledges.
After the last time a person called 911 due to my affinity for ledges, the fire department said they would push me off themselves the next time it happened. Apparently they still claim they have better things to do than answer false alarms, but we all know their playing video games at the fire house.
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Jennifer Garner Bends Over To Reveal Holes In Her Underwear
“Bends over to reveal holes” is usually a phrase that references something far different. Unfortunately, I allowed my emotions to get the better of me and therefor got my hopes up, only to be disappointed in the end.
This is one of the rare instances where I was letdown by seeing a woman’s underwear. It isn’t that the underwear isn’t nice, because it is. And with the holes in it there is even less of it there, which makes it even better. But once you have it in your mind that you are going to see a different set of holes there is nothing else in the world that can live up to those expectations.
I bet firemen feel the same way when they are called to a scene where they have been told a child is trapped in a hole. On the way there they’re getting all jacked up imagining what it is going to be like, and wondering what kinds of tools they’ll get to use. But when they get there they discover the kid just got his foot stuck in a rabbit hole. Jennifer Garner is my rabbit.
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Kimberley Garner Thongs For The Memories
With so many gull durn reality shows, there’s a whole world of celebrities I know nothing about. It’s become an epidemic, and keeping up isn’t easy, but Kimberley Garner definitely deserves a moment of my time. This Made in Chelsea star was flaunting her thong while out and about, and now I seem to be drawn to her.
And why shouldn’t I be drawn to her? She’s wearing a thong and a come hither stare, enticing you to bask in the glory of her beautiful backside. Kimberley Garner is the magnet at the moment, and I am steel, as Walter Egan so thoughtfully told us in that classic tune.
So many memories come back to me right now, like the time I discovered what a thong was and how happy it made me that it was an acceptable article of clothing. What a day, what a time to be alive, what a world, what a country. All of these things and more fill me up as I look at Kimberley Garner’s thong.
Drink it all in, take your time, and don’t rush. You’ll get a flood of memories as well, and you’ll be saying, “Hey Kimberley Garner! Thongs for the memories!” And she’ll smile and say, “I read the title of the article dickweed. Now stop talking to me before I call the cops on you.”
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Alexis Ren Busty Cleavage In A Lusty Little Top
This is big. I think Alexis Ren is trying to seduce me. Why else would she be posting half naked pictures online for all the world to see? I mean, I am part of the world, so she would have to know that I was going to see them.
It is just like when an ex starts posting pictures on social media with her new significant other. What she is really trying to do is make me jealous. People do not just move on with their lives and do things without considering how I might react to it. That is why whenever I see a photo of an ex online I am reminded of how obsessed they are with me.
Alexis Ren has never even met me and yet it is clear that she is obsessed. She even got her friend to take pictures of her while she is barely wearing anything at all. If that does not say, “I want you,” then I guess I do not know women as well as I thought I did. You might as well forget all of the golden advice I have provided in regards to the mind of a woman.
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