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Sarah Hyland in a Skimpy Bikini!

I personally don’t find Sarah Hyland to be an object of sex appeal, but that doesn’t mean you don’t.

I have never seen an episode of Modern Family, besides on the plane, where it seems EVERYONE watches Modern Family and I can’t avoid all those little back of chair screens looking back at me with Sofia Vergara, Ariel Winter and this one. To me it is what nightmares are made of, some type of Twilight Zone weirdness where everywhere you look, you see an ABC sitcom scene.

I also don’t think Sarah Hyland being provocative in her bathing suit needs to be sexualized. This isn’t about sex appeal. This is about chilling by the pool casual, in a “this is just what I wear”. Just chilling in by her pool innocently, taking casual selfies, that were probably multiple selfies, choosing the best one to put up to show off just how skimpy a bikini top she can fit into thanks to her build.

Sarah Hyland has had a double kidney transplant, so she does have a compromised immune system, so here’s wishing she stays safe and while staying safe, she should feel free to post more content like this, because even if I don’t think it’s jaw dropping awesome, it’s still the kind of content we need in these times.

She’s just doing her part to keep spirits high the best way possible, I mean besides giving everyone of her fans some of her Sitcom Money!

She’s made $100k per episode, 20 episodes a season, is 2 million a year, times 10, which is 20 million in total, plus any brand deals or other deals she’s made on the side after taxes she’s got at least 10 million, and who knows maybe she’s made some solid investments, threw some money at UBER or some other start ups like she was Ashton Kutcher, in which case, she may have much more than that. I guess that’s not enough to have any real impact on her fans, so stick to the bikini!

This is her recent Cosmo shoot:

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Christine Lakin is On the Beach?!

Christine Lakin is one of the hot daughters from Step By Step, a TGIF show that I assume you all grew up on, because TGIF was life for anyone under the age of 15 in the mid 90s.

Step by Step for those who don’t know, was the 90s take on the Brady Bunch, where two families merged. Patrick Duffy played the dad and Suzanne Somers the mom, and Christine Lakin the daughter, I guess.

I don’t actually remember that show. She was also Craig Kilborn’s FOX show called “The Kilborn File”. Where is Kilborn now? Who knows, but Christine Lakin is here on the beach, I thought we were supposed to be avoiding OUTDOORS Lakin, it’s like she’s got nothing to live for, putting herself and others in harms way like this.

But she’s in a bikini top, so for those Christine Lakin fans…brace yourselves, she’s still alive and in a bikini with her family.

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Halsey’s Bikini Quarantine Dance!

Halsey took some time away from her very busy quarantine to produce a bikini selfie video, that literally involves very little effort to produce.

All she has to do is turn the phone camera on while she is in a bikini in front of a mirror, which is likely something she does all the time, you know how these girls are. They love their bikini selfies more than you do.

I’d be surprised if Halsey wasn’t in a bikini this entire quarantine, that’s the benefit of being rich and famous, whether deserving or not, you have pools.

Her caption, or her prose, which if she was to die of COVID would be her last words of wisdom for her fans.

quarantine update. sorry I haven’t been online, clearly I have been very very busy. Trying to make the best of this weird time and thinking of you all.

Deep.

I guess she is too busy for her fans, or her social media. What do you think she’s been busy doing in quarantine?

My guesses are not writing meaningful music, but rather music that will trend on TikTok and get her paid, which doesn’t really involve writing anything.

She does have a great body though, the prison tattoos won’t take aways from that, not matter how gross they are!

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Constance Jablonski and Melodie Vaxelaire Bikini Lookbook!

This is an editorial campaign for a bathing suit company called ETAM, in case you want to buy these bikinis for yourself to emulate what is going on in these pictures. Weirdo.

The lookbook features legendary model Constance Jablonski, who I am sure a lot of you remember over the years because she consistently brought the hotness. She’s paired up with a name I’ve never heard before Melodie Vaxelaire who is also in these bikinis.

I am not sure when you’ll be able to see real life women in bikinis again, with all the beaches and travel shut down, but living vicariously through these photoshoots gives us that taste of beach we need in these weird but hopeful times. Sure it’s not the taste you’d want, but it’s a taste none the less!

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Rita Ora’s Pre Pandemic Bikini Throwback

Rita Ora is hot! One of the best out there.

I am pretty sure these are some throwback bikini pics, which I am sure we will all have to get used to!

The throwbacks because the bikini wearing girls can’t leave the house anymore. Not that we ever turned down indoor bikini pics ever, it’s just that indoor bikini pics are less casual like “oh just in my bikini at the beach” but are rather straight up clickbait.

It’s more obvious that a girl likes to have bikini pics in her content mix when she’s taking indoor bikini pics. We all know that people respond really well to bikini pics and that all women should post bikini pics pretty much always, but sometimes they want to feel like they have value beyond the bikini pics. So they pretend that it’s not bikini clickbait by being in a paradise type setting. In a “I’m a travel influencer” because it’s easier to pretend it’s not just clickbait when it is showcasing amazing places they travel the bikini is just bonus.

Either way, brace for that indoor, at home bikini pics, at least for the next two weeks. Or the throwback of a better time.

NOT THAT WE ARE COMPLAINING, WE NEED ALL THE BIKINI PICS WE CAN GET IN THESE DARK TIMES! MORE CLICKBAIT PLEASE!

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Brooke Burke in a Bikini Selfie!

Brooke Burke is a 90s icon to a lot of us old folks. As we try to survive the COVID-19 situation since we’re the demographic most at risk, she’s bringing us some pictures to remember the better times. You know like when watching Brooke Burke partying in a bikini around the world on Wild On, as we sat at home from our couches in social distancing measures that have been imposed on us since the second grade when we weren’t invited to Jenny’s birthday party when the rest of the class was. The first time we truly understood our place in the world….I digress.

Watching Wild On, was a lot like those Miami Spring Breakers who weren’t following the rules because they are young, invincible and into having a good time even if they die from it as we judge from afar.

Not much has changed and that applies to Brooke Burke who is 20 years older, a bunch of kids later, still rockin’ a fit body. It’s almost absurd.

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Amanda Cerny’s Wet Christmas

Amanda Cerny got her start making Vine videos, teaming up with viral video makers Jake Paul, King Bach and more before becoming an official Playmate back in October 2011. Some may say that’s a bigger accomplishment than being a UN Ambassador, which Amanda became this year.

As it turns out she’s also got some brains in that dome and has used her social media (26 million followers) attention to build up her personal brand and becoming a millionaire. A girl on her hustle.

Here she is relaxing in the pool on a pile of candy canes, a very merry Christmas.

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Bella Thorne Sexy Mental Breakdown

 

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WHICH ONE PART TWO??? I’m sorry In advance hahahah

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No one makes a mental breakdown seem more alluring and exciting than Bella Thorne, who recently documented her downward spiral in a sad but sexy Instagram video. She appears to be trying to communicate with us via some skit mocking Instagram models. The poor dear. Yes you’re hilarious and this video definitely makes sense ::Wink:: All joking aside I always say that if a hot young piece is going to lose her marbles she might as well lose her clothes, which is exactly what Bella does here. Get well soon Bella. We’re rooting for you!

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I refuse To Believe Kate Beckinsale Is 46-Years-Old In New Bikini Pics

 

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Kate Beckinsale had a child, is middle-aged, and smoked cigarettes, and she still looks like the sexiest thirty-something-year-old on the planet. And I call bullshit! Obviously we’re being duped in a major way, because no one who has lived the full smoke-filled childbearing life of a middle-aged woman can possibly look like this in a bathing suit. Beckinsale went on some exotic vacation with a miniature pony, and the pics from their adventure are just too hot to handle. Until next time Kate, you big fucking liar.

 

 

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Sometimes we swap Speedos

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Sylvie Meis And Her Fiancé Are Too Horny On The Beach

You know when your relationship is super solid and you don’t feel the need to mack on your sig other in public for validation? Neither does Sylvie Meis. This little sexpot throws her horny ass all over her fiancé’s horny ass on the beach and the results are as hot as you’d think. Meis is supposedly a Dutch television personality sensation and you better believe that she was flashing her engagement ring all over the place while getting cozy with her contemporary artist fiancé. If you’re horny but the paps don’t take pictures of you being horny, were you ever really horny at all?

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Adrianne Nina is the Latest Fit Fox to Model for 138 Water

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the 138 Water, along comes another sexy model showing off bottled water while surrounded by water. We all know that 138 Water’s ad campaign sends mixed messages, but the one message that isn’t muddled is that they have the sexiest models in the land, with the fantastically fit fox Adrianne Nina being the latest to give the water company a boost.

Adrianne is a fitness guru and all around lifestyle expert who practices what she preaches. There’s no corner cutting in her work out routine, you can’t get a body this tightly toned and taut by simply telling others to work on their diet and exercise regime without doing so yourself. It’s also truly refreshing to see a 138 Water model showing that muscles can be sexy. Usually it’s these skinny bitches frolicking with 138 Water, but Adrianne Nina looks like she could stack them all up and bench press them without even breaking a sweat.

If she does break a sweat, at least she’s got 138 Water handy to quench her thirst. Bench pressing skinny bitches is tough work and can deplete your body of a lot of key nutrients. Adrianne Nina has taken steps to ensure that’s not an issue in her life.

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When You See Instagram Model Sommer Ray’s Dumper, You’ll Want To Hump Her

 

Instagram fitness model Sommer Ray has a staggering 23 million followers, and that might be because she’s a little something called the full package. She’s an outspoken Christian – even including Jeremiah 29:11 in her Instagram bio – which makes sense seeing as her huge ass is truly Heaven-sent. Big dumper and a Bible thumper? Check please. And of course she’s just gorgeous from head to toe, what with her beautiful face, perfect boobs, tight tummy, and again, dat azz. Honestly you just aren’t going to believe the sheer magnificence of what Ray is lugging around in her trunk, so get ready. Wad bless.

 

 

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Jessica Cribbon is the Latest 138 Water Model to Frolic in a Teeny Bikini

I’m no longer concerned over not knowing who a 138 Water model is because the company has been at the forefront of bringing us sexy babes galore over the last decade. Jessica Cribbon is their latest discovery, and as you can tell from this photo shoot, this girl knows how to rock a teeny bikini and a bottle of water.

One thing I’ve never understood about 138 Water’s campaign is their insistence on shooting these women holding the bottle of water while also in the water at the beach. It’s as if they want us to equate their water with salt water, and maybe that is something they’re actually attempting to do, but I doubt it. It seems like a bad correlation for a drinking water company to make, having us look at their water and salt water in the same frame.

I don’t know the thinking behind this decision, but maybe they could get some photos of hot women sweating a lot and they need 138 Water to cool themselves down. I doubt many people are thinking about drinking water while they’re swimming at the beach, so why not put your water in a context where it’s actually practical?

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Samantha Hoopes Spills Out of Her Bikini Top in Classic Wardrobe Malfunction

Pennsylvania native Samantha Hoopes exploded onto the scene when she first appeared in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and the busty babe has appeared in every subsequent issue, and with good reason. She’s got a fantastic bikini body and she recently showed that she looks even better when she’s spilling out of her bikini, which quite literally happened when her big right breast slid out of the bottom of her bikini top!

I’m not sure what Samantha was thinking when she selected this bikini, because it clearly offers her no support underneath her breasts. It’s basically a strip of fabric with two tiny straps on it, I don’t know how she expected this thing to contain her breasts. Then again, maybe she did it on purpose. Nothing gets people talking quite like a wardrobe malfunction, and with the SI Swimsuit Issue still several months off, she had to do something to get people’s attention focused back on her.

Whether or not it was intentional, it happened and we couldn’t be happier to get a look at Samantha’s right breast. It’s a day to remember, for sure, until the next Swimsuit Issue comes along and we consign this moment to the dustbin of history. Just kidding, that would never happen. Right?

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Claudia Romani And Her Gorgeous Friend Can Barely, And We Mean BARELY, Stay Covered

Supermodel Claudia Romani is the gift that keeps on giving. This brunette bombshell loves showing off her epic curves on the beach, and recently stripped down with her sexy blonde gal pal and fitness guru Jess Picado. The duo brave a windy day at South Beach to catch some rays, and even take off their tops so as to avoid tan lines. It’s during these sweet moments that we almost, and we mean ALMOST, get to see where the sun don’t shine. But this isn’t Romani and Picado’s first time at the topless rodeo, and they keep their amazing huge breasts just covered so as to maintain the family friendly atmosphere of South Beach. There’s always a next time.

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Sierra Skye Gets As Naked As You Can Get On Instagram, And We Feel #Blessed

 

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Cause what else would I be wearing on my birthday.. birthday suit it is 😜

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Instagrammer Sierra Skye is one tall ass drink of water, and her approach to photography seems to be to show as much skin as possible without getting booted off Instagram. Truly our kind of woman. Skye has over four million Instagram followers treated to countless pics of her tiny toned waist, amazing ass, perfect boobs, and legs up to here. You’d be hard-pressed to find more than three pics of Skye wearing clothes that would permit her to eat at a restaurant, but we’re especially loving the pics in which she doesn’t wear anything at all. In fact Skye celebrated her birthday this week, and posed with just her hand strategically covering her big boobs. Who wants to fly the friendly Skye?

 

 

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Lil bb 👅 @fashionnova

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Trista Mikail is the Latest 138 Water Girl to Lose Your Wad Over

While this isn’t the first time we’ve laid eyes on the beauty of Trista Mikail, but her new photo campaign for 138 Water is going to move her right to the front of your spank bank! Even though I personally have never seen a bottle of 138 Water for sale anywhere in the greater Chicagoland area, I think they have one of the most effective advertising campaigns of them all because they always manage to make me thirsty.

Yeah, yeah, you see what I did there, congratulations. The real congratulations are in order for Trista Mikail’s impeccable beach body which is nicely complemented by the bottle of water and the rolling tide. What a time to be sexy, fit, bikini ready, and alive!

Trista Mikail seems to know how to make the most of each day, staying hydrated thanks to 138 Water and keeping her beach body in shape by, I don’t know, hanging out at the beach and doing tummy crunches or something. Either way, Trista Mikail has got it going on and her bikini body has me craving some 138 Water. Ah well, I guess tap water will have to do once again. Come on 138 Water, you’ve got horny dudes ready to buy your product, where the fuck is it?

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Sophie Mudd’s Boobs, Emily Sears’ Beach Bikini and Micro-Penises

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Can We Just Call This Latest Bella Thorne Instagram Video Porn?

 

Here I am being a good God-fearing man when all of a sudden Bella Thorne starts dry humping air in a blue string bikini with a strawberry in her mouth. Guess there are some parts of the world that even God doesn’t dare venture. Instagram for example. Thorne’s body is looking amazingly tight and it’s so fun how she has sex with an air dildo while kicking back outdoors in this video. Tag yourself. I’m the guy who isn’t interested.

 

Kidding I’m the pit hair.

 

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It’s getting nasty @russ w that new fire music

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Courtney Stodden is So Excited to Be in Mali, She Can’t Help But Fall Over

Courtney Stodden brings the party with her wherever she goes, whether it’s to the gas station or the beach in Mali, she’s sure to bring the fun and good times with her no matter where in the world you might find her! Speaking of the beach in Mali, that’s exactly where the busty blonde beauty was found this week, showing off a variety of looks in one of the most beautiful places in the entire world.

As you can tell, she took quite a spill while posing in the water, letting us know that she’s either no match for the powerful waves off Mali or she’s so god damned excited to be in Mali, she can’t stand up straight. I’m not entirely sure how she managed to keep that elaborate weave on her head when she plummeted to the ocean floor, because that looks like it’s held together with spit and scotch tape.

It’s always nice to receive a reminder that Courtney Stodden in super hot and enjoys showing off her bikini body any chance she gets. Hopefully she can stay on her own two feet next time, because if that wig comes flying off, then the jig, as they say, is up!

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Wait How Many Children Came Out Of Candice Swanepoel’s Body?

 

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Are you ready? My Latest collection just dropped! And I’m obsessed with everything! @tropicofc 🐆

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Candice Swanepoel is a smoking hot thirty-one-year-old South African supermodel, and despite appearances, she’s actually already had two children. Two. Candice recently took to the Gram to post some amazing bikini pics showcasing a tone-to-within-an-inch-of-its-life bod that rivals even that of Emily Ratajkowski. Candice has been flexing her business prowess recently with her own swimwear line. This leopard print number is one of her latest creations, and if it makes a mother of two look this good, then it’s worth the investment. Two humans lived inside of Candice. And now her stomach is practically concave. Just shows that all women can look good if they really want it.

 

 

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Light is easy to love~ Show me your darkness…

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Resort 20 🐆 @tropicofc

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Britney Spears Looks Thiccer And Juicier Than Ever In New Exclusive Bikini Candids

If you go by Instagram, you’ll think that pop songstress Britney Spears currently has a tight little spinner bod. Yawn. The thiccer the better, the juicier the better. New pap pics reveal that the MILFiest of MILFs is currently more curvilicious than she’s ever been. We only catch a tiny glimpse of her amazing booty in a blue string bikini, but it’s enough to put a smile on our faces on this random Tuesday.

 

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Many have speculated that the workout videos posted to Spears’ Instagram were shot years ago, and that they are being dolled out by Spears’ managers on social media to convince fans that she’s in so-called tip-top shape. Attention Spears’ managers: Know your audience.

 

 

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My morning ritual at my mini gym !!!! 🐠🐠🐠

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We need her thiccer. We need her juicier. We need her to be able to go head-to-head with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in the ring. Someone is definitely getting fired for letting these pics in the gallery below get taken by the paps. But we think someone deserves a raise. Like the big ol’ raise I have going on in my pants right now. Rite gents?

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Caroline Calloway Says Her Dead Dad Makes Her Feel Sexy


In case you don’t know that Caroline Calloway story, we’re going to catch you up as quickly as possible. She’s a lifestyle blogger who was recently #exposed as a scammer in a scathing article penned by her ghostwriter Natalie Beach. That’s right, Instagrammers have ghostwriters. Spooky. After the article went viral Caroline had an  Insta meltdown, which was somewhat tempered by an article published in The Atlantic defending Caroline. It wasn’t written by her, but she links to The Atlantic piece in her bio because it was the one quasi-positive endorsement she received after being #exposed.

Somehow throughout all of this controversy – which went down mid-September – I managed to avoid Caroline’s Instagram because the whole thing seemed above my paygrade. We only deal with crazy here when it comes to Bella Thorne. A matter of principle. That is until someone sent me this bikini Instagram pic Caroline posted with a caption that cements her as one of the greatest living female Instagram writers of our generation. Here’s what she wrote to accompany an image of her bikini-clad puss puss and chesticles kneeling in the sand in the Majovi desert:

Four weeks ago to the day I found out that my Dad died. Five days ago I found out that he committed suicide. I am sexy and sexual and grief-stricken and shrewd and zany and romantic and generous and imaginative and manipulative and reckless and ambitious and good. I have generalized anxiety disorder and chronic depression and I used to be addicted to Adderall. I’m fantastic with words. And I refuse to let the world force me into being any smaller than the messy whole of who I am just because some parts of me seem confusing or contradicting or inconvenient. They are. Humans are.

Don’t think a ghostwriter is going to come forward to claim this one. We wish Caroline all the best and hope that she continues to strip down while thinking about her dead dad for years to come. Forget being dead sexy. Caroline’s dead dad sexy. Enjoy…

 

 

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People always tell me I smell like flowers but not all of my favorite perfumes are floral. Mojave Ghost by @Byredo is pretty woody. Here’s the description from their website: Mojave Ghost is a woody composition inspired by the soulful beauty of the Mojave Desert. In this xeric wilderness, rare are the plants that dare to blossom. With a light and graceful character top notes of musky Ambrette combine with fresh Jamaican Nesberry. Powdery Violet then unfurls to reveal Sandalwood. Finally warm Chantilly Musk rounds out a base of crisp Amber and Cedar wood, leaving the raw spirit of Mojave Ghost to linger on the skin. I love descriptions of perfumes! I love regarding scent-building as an art form! I hope to make my own perfume someday—it’s on my Bucket List. But in the meantime when I mist Mojave Ghost onto my skin in the West Village I will think about today. And here are some of my other favorite perfumes! Plus photos of my body looking baaaannnging and @jacnov’s book living it’s best life in the Californian desert! Do you guys know any indie perfume brands that make really good woody or floral scents?

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Nicole Williams Has The Ass Of An Angel In New Beach Candids

 

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Thirty-three-year-old Nicole Williams stars on the reality television series WAGs LA (WAGs stands for “Wives and Girlfriends”) which follows the significant others of sports stars. While Nicole might have made a name for herself by sleeping with Larry English, she’s now a star in her own right and has just under 2 million Instagram followers treated to pics of Williams’ truly smoking hot bod and Kardashian-worthy mug. (And is she oddly giving anyone else Hailey Baldwin vibes?)

 

 

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So we’re happy to see that the paps caught up with Williams on the beach as she sauntered around in a very tight bathing suit. We can see that her entire body is in tip-top shape, but the real showstopper is that plump round angel of an azz. You can tell that Nicole didn’t need a medical professional’s assistance in creating this divine dumper. It’s the product of great genes and plenty of work at the gym. And maybe, just maybe, a little help from Glob almighty. He would be that bitch. Anyway enjoy…

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Cancel Us Immediately. We Missed Not One But TWO Fap-Worthy Demi Lovato Bikini Posts

 

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This is my biggest fear. A photo of me in a bikini unedited. And guess what, it’s CELLULIT!!!! I’m just literally sooooo tired of being ashamed of my body, editing it (yes the other bikini pics were edited – and I hate that I did that but it’s the truth) so that others think I’m THEIR idea of what beautiful is, but it’s just not me. This is what I got. I want this new chapter in my life to be about being authentic to who I am rather than trying to meet someone else’s standards. So here’s me, unashamed, unafraid and proud to own a body that has fought through so much and will continue to amaze me when I hopefully give birth one day. It’s such a great feeling to be back in tv/film while not stressing myself with a strenuous workout schedule before 14 hour days, or depriving myself from a real birthday cake rather than opting for watermelon & whip cream with candles because I was terrified of REAL cake and was miserable on some crazy diet shit. Anyway, here’s me, RAW, REAL! And I love me. And you should love you too! Now back to the studio.. I’m working on an anthem.. 🙏🏼🙌🏼🤷🏻‍♀️ also. Just so everyone’s clear.. I’m not stoked on my appearance BUT I am appreciative of it and sometimes that’s the best I can do. I hope to inspire someone to appreciate their body today too. 💗 #nationalcelulliteday #celluLIT 🔥🔥🔥

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If you’re a self-respecting man and smash that heart button on Instagram every time Demi Lovato posts a bikini pic, you already know what’s up. You’ve seen these two posts, blown countless wads to them, and moved on. But for the rest of you, boy do we have news.

Hollywood’s snarkiest starlet Demi Lovato has been a body-positivity champion ever since she put on weight, and now she loves flaunting her curves on Instagram to let people know that it’s okay to be thicc n’ juicy. Don’t need to tell me twice. If I had it my way she’d be my 600 lb wife :p

The first pic (above) is an outtake from a trip Demi took to Bora Bora this spring. She states that she was initially hesitant to post the image due to the cellulite on her thighs, but changed her mind, because, dudes gotta ‘bate. And then a couple weeks ago she took some mirror selfies that are just samowking hot and do a great job of flaunting her epic curves and amazing natural breasts. Sorry we’re posting about these a month late. Feel free to cancel us. We deserve it.

 

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Who’d You Rather: Emily Ratajkowski Blurred Lines Or Emily Ratajkowski Now

International supermodel sensation Emily Ratajkowski is undoubtedly one of the hottest women on the planet, and her bod seems like it just continues to get tighter and tighter as time goes on. But is there such a thing as too tight? As seen on her smawoking hot Insta, current Em Rat doesn’t just have zero body fat. She has negative body fat. If that’s even possible. She’s thigh gap. She’s rib cage. She’s Emily Ratajkowski.

Her relentless gym routine thankfully hasn’t diminished the size of her infamous breasts by much. But if you look back at Em Rat in her breakout spot in the Blurred Lines music video in 2014, you’ll see that at least she was resting comfortably at zero body fat. Versus negative. I swear this isn’t a leading Who’d You Rather question. I’m just genuinely curious if you guys prefer her current ripped and wildly toned bod, or if you prefer her more feminine curves from back in 2013 and 2014. Let us know or else.

Current Emily Ratajkowski

 

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Felt like a princess thanks to @princessbermuda ✨ we loved it here so much 🇧🇲

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Vintage Emily Ratajkowski

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CJ Franco and Natalia Janoszek are Just Busty Best Bikini Buddies

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: There is nothing better in this world than bikini buddies, and CJ Franco and Natalia Janoszek are two of the best bikini buddies in the business! These two beauties were hanging out in the Mediterranean, no big whoop, just a couple of busty beauties built for bikinis, soaking up the sun in one of the most gorgeous locations on the planet.

I think I need to try a new tactic and stop holding out hope that I’ll ever be bikini buddies with someone and just focus on celebrating bikini buddies independent of my own wishes. Sure, it would be nice to have CJ Franco or Natalia Janoszek as a bikini buddy, but I need to just be happy with the fact that they are their own best bikini buddies and seem to enjoy one another’s company quite a bit.

So get excited over CJ Franco and Natalia Janoszek, two of the sexiest bikini buddies alive. There’s virtually nothing in this world that CJ Franco or Natalie Janoszek can’t do without their best bikini bud right by their side!

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Yazmin Oukhellou Would Like to Enter the Teeny Bikini Competition

It seems like just yesterday—probably because it was—that we were checking out TOWiE star Olivia Attwood hanging out in Marabella, Spain in a teeny bikini. Now there’s another TOWiE star hanging out in Marabella, Spain in a teeny bikini and it’s the busty beauty Yazmin Oukhellou. Yazmin clearly wasn’t content to let Olivia get all the glory, and she let the world know that she looks incredible in a bikini as well!

There are few things in this world better than a bikini battle and this is shaping up to be a bikini battle for the century. It’s going to be tough to pick a winner because they’re equals in so many areas. However, if I’m being honest, I have to go with Yazmin on this one. She’s definitely got the better rack and that’s just about all that matters in any proper bikini battle.

So who are you taking in this TOWiE bikini battle? It’s definitely Yazmin Oukhellou’s to lose, in my humble opinion, but you sons of bitches love contradicting anything written on the internet so go ahead and tell me what a moron I am. Unfortunately for your pithy comment, I will have moved on to other things by then.

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Get Wood to Olivia Attwood’s Teeny Pink Bikini

British reality TV series The Only Way is Essex has been a haven for hot women since the minute it first came on the air years ago. Since then, the show—known as TOWiE among friends—the show has been cranking out hotties like Olivia Attwood, who was hanging out in Marabella, Spain in one of the teeniest pink bikinis I’ve ever seen.

Olivia Attwood knows full well that she can’t show up to the beach in some one piece mom swimsuit. That’s not what the pappos want to catch her in. Olivia Attwood knows that she’s going to be photographed no matter where she goes, so she prepares for the occasion by busting out this teeny pink bikini and showing off the beauty that has made her a star in the first place.

So whether you prefer the view from the front or the back, you can’t go wrong with these pics of Olivia Attwood’s teeny pink bikini. It’s among the sexiest things you’ll see today, and maybe all week. I don’t want to set us up to be disappointed or anything, but let’s all admit right here and now that this may indeed be as good as it will get this week.

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