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Bella Hadid’s Boobies Look Huge In Skimpy Red Bikini

 

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Bella Hadid is still acting like a real live supermodel, and like all real supermodels, she’s making us extremely jealous of her current exotic opulent vacation by posting countless sexy bikini pics. The sparkling blue water. Blindingly white sand beaches. Luxurious accommodations. Heaving dripping wet breasts.

The pics really catching my eye feature Bella busting out of a tight red bikini. Sure her hips are the stuff of anatomical wizardry, but those boobs. Pressed together. And did I mention wet. While God may have blessed Bella’s model sister Gigi with natural beauty, Bella’s been spending her earnings in all the right places. I like where she landed, but I’m excited to see what she comes up with in another ten years.

 

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MIA on purpose

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Boob Tube Roundup: The Week’s Sexiest TV Scenes 4.15.19

Over at MrSkin.com, they don’t just focus on the week’s best nude scenes. They also round up all of the sexy non-nude content from the week and we’re bringing it to you in our Boob Tube Roundup! Here’s what you’ll find in the gallery below…

SpecialPunam Patel attends a pool party full of beautiful people, including Kat Rogers and Samantha Lee. The three girls chat poolside in bikinis and a one piece showing some skin!

Diablo Guardián: Series star Paulina Gaitán was looking sexy as hell in the second season of this Amazon Original, and in the third episode, Johanna Murillo lays nude but strategically covered after sex with a guy!

Happy!: Screen legend Ann-Margret guests stars in this week’s episode as an old Hollywood starlet. She shows some prominent left pokie when she answers the door to greet Christopher Meloni!

The Act: Joey King sits in front of the computer in her bra as she role plays with her boyfriend. Later, they finally meet in person where they have sex in the bathroom at the movie theater!

Now Apocalypse: Kelli Berglund kept her clothes on this week, but didn’t mind showing plenty of skin regardless!

Tijuana: This new Mexican Netflix series served up the sexy Valentina Acosta in her bra, along with Abril Schreiber showing some pokies in a sheer tank top!

The Bold Type: Brunette beauty Katie Stevens looked supremely sexy in a black bra and matching undies!

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Lose Yourself In Eminem’s Daughter Hailie Scott’s Amazing Bikini Bod

 

Eminem is one of the greatest white rappers of the 2000s, but his legacy doesn’t stop there. He has a gorgeous daughter named Hailie Scott, she’s twenty-three-years-old, and looks damn good in a bikini, and it’s time that we start giving Hailie, and by proxy Eminem, credit. Hailie has 1.5 million Insta followers, and usually posts subdued pics of herself enjoying coffee or snuggling up in a warm sweater. She even recently posted the caption “i love finding cute little coffee shops.” Indeed, Hailie. Indeed.

But we’re not here to talk about cute little coffee shops. We’re here to talk about her cute little bikini bod, which she recently flaunted while on a relaxing beach vacation in Hawaii. Check out the sexy pics and let us know if after seeing Hailie your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There’s vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti. Right gentlemen?

 

 

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i just found out it’s snowing back at home 😭

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i don’t think i’ll ever stop posting about this place #tbt

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MILF Lilly Becker Is Making Headlines For Her Newly-Single Bikini Bod

Much like yesterday’s bikini babe Ann-Kathrin Götze, most people are sorely mistaken in thinking that Lilly Becker is most famous for her relationship with an athlete. His name is Boris Becker, the duo recently split after nine years together, and frankly I don’t care, because Lilly Becker obviously wears the pants in the family. Well, the bikini anyway.

Becker dared to face the paps after her high-profile divorce while on vacation in Miami. Becker is forty-two-years-old, but you certainly wouldn’t know it from her amazing bikini bod, which is grabbing headlines. I don’t know this tennis star Boris Becker from a hole in the wall, but hopefully he sees these pics and remembers what he’s missing. Lilly, you deserve better. Like, a discount Dark Thirsty Web blogger, perhaps? DM me.

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Ann-Kathrin Götze Delivers Very Slight But Still Very Hot Camel Toe By The Beach

Ann-Kathrin Götze is best known to many as the wife of German football star Mario Götze, but since this is America and we have as much use for European football as we do for umlauts, Ann-Kathrin is the real breadwinner of the Götze household as far as I’m concerned. The model made headlines by flaunting her amazing body in a tiny orange bikini for a photoshoot in Ibiza. And yes, if you get up close and personal with the pics like we did in the gallery, you will see that there’s not not camel toe. Who wouldn’t want Ibiza that?

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Zara Holland’s Red Hot Bikini Cleavage Will Knock Your Wooden Shoes Off

As someone consistently out of the loop, I’ve never seen a second of Love Island, but my sources tell me that busty babe Zara Holland here is one of the stars of that British reality series. Well, I don’t know if they shoot on Barbados or if that is indeed the titular amorous isle, but these pictures were taken on Barbados meaning that Zara Holland is one babe who just can’t get enough of the beach.

I know that Zara Holland has nothing to do with Holland itself, but I think she’d be right at home in the land of windmills, tulips, and of course, those fashionable wooden shoes. I don’t know how people get anywhere in Holland wearing wooden shoes. They don’t look particularly comfortable, and what’s more, they’re not even remotely practical. Try sneaking up on someone in wooden shoes.

Anyway, Zara Holland’s hotness is sure to knock the wooden shoes off many a Dutchman today, and that’s just how it should be. Gotta keep those fuckers on their toes, you never know what they’re up to. Unless they’re sneaking up on you, then you can hear them from a mile away.

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So, Nina Agdal Showed Her Smooth Amazing Ass On Instagram

 

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It seems like in the 90s there were about ten supermodels, but now there are about ten for every person, which is definitely a step in the right direction. Hopefully someday we’ll have a Logan’s Run: Supermodels situation and only supermodels will be left. Until then, just ignore all the ugly people and focus on Nona Agdal. The Danish Sports Illustrated model has one of the most unreal bodies in the biz, and this weekend she shared her goods in the form of a nude Instagram picture. We get a great look at Nina’s plump smooth ass, which will make you wish that the world was populated exclusively by plump smooth asses. Well it can be. Logan’s Run: Supermodels. I’m telling ya.

 

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Resting Beach Face 🐚🌿

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Hello birthday week and hello paradise in 5 days 🌴

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I’m Looking Over a Nude Katya Clover

If you were raised in an Irish household, you’ve no doubt heard the upbeat tune “I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover.” It’s an old standby and one that your Irish grandmother was sure to croon whenever good news was on the horizon—which, if you were raised in an Irish household—was next to never.

Well, even if you’re not familiar, there’s no reason that you can’t look over a nude Katya Clover, a new and nude model for Playboy that loves the beach and, more importantly, loves getting naked at the beach. There aren’t many nude beaches here in the States, so I imagine they went somewhere where the laws—and morals—are a bit looser.

There’s plenty to admire as you look over Katya Clover, from her incredibly tight body to her love of ridding herself of every scrap of body hair. Sure, it makes her look a bit like a sex doll below the waist, but isn’t that what society has taught us to desire? I don’t even know anymore, it’s so hard to keep up with the trends. Damn kids.

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Wait Is 18-Year-Old Thylane Blondeau Really “The Most Beautiful Girl In The World?”

Eighteen-year-old French model Thylane Blondeau became known as “the most beautiful girl in the world” when she debuted as a child model years ago. Now she’s all grown up and proving that her amazing genes have no intention of slowing down. Thylane Blondeau has a truly stunning face and a curvy figure that looks tres bonable in a black bikini. These pics were snapped in Miami Beach, where Blondeau treated herself to rays, waves, as well as what looks to be a vape. You have to be a pretty hot chick to suck on a vape and not look like Aileen Wuornos, but thankfully that’s more than doable for Thylane Blondeau. Even if you don’t think she’s the most beautiful girl in the world, I think we can agree that she’s the most beautiful vaper in the world.

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When You Hear How Old Michelle Hunziker Is You Might Lose Control Of Your Bowels

Incontinence is real and the stigma needs to stop people. Stunning Swiss blondie Michelle Hunziker is somehow forty-two-years-old, and yet if you told me that she was half that age, I wouldn’t bat an eye. And I wouldn’t be surrounded by my own feces. Anyway the MILFiest of MILFs and Italy television personality (she moved there from Switzerland) was recently caught filling the living daylights out of a fire engine red bikini while splashing around in Gargnano. Her stomach is so flat that just picturing the number of crunches she does on the daily makes my body hurt, her rack is agelessly perky, and she has the overall looks of a supermodel. A twenty-one-year-old supermodel. But she’s forty-two. Sorry about the diarrhea in your seat.

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Jessica Ledon Takes a Bikini Break at the Beach

22 year old Jessica Ledon rose to prominence late last year when she began dating high profile musician David Guetta. This sent her star on the rise and seeing her taking a bikini break at the beach is sure to get a different sort of rise out of you!

A day at the beach can be exhausting for anyone, even someone as sexy as Jessica Ledon, so it makes sense that she would be looking for a place to kick back, relax, and take a good old fashioned bikini break. Everyone deserves a bikini break every now and again, especially someone who works as hard at being sexy as Jessica Ledon.

So let us depart from this beach setting and leave Jessica Ledon to her well earned bikini break. There’s around a dozen pictures for you to look at before you take off, but make sure you leave quietly enough so as not to disturb Jessica Ledon’s bikini break. You don’t want to be the guy slapped with that label, because as sure as you and I are both reading this sentence, you will go down in infamy.

So turn out the lights when you leave and give Jessica Ledon some time and space to enjoy her bikini break.

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Rachel McCord Steals Your Sunshine in Orange Bikini

Anyone else remember that song “Steal My Sunshine”? That was my jam in the summer of ’99, you’d better believe it. Lazy days spent on the Seaside Heights boardwalk trying desperately to land a spot in the MTV beach house jamming to a song that sampled porn star Andrea True’s hit “More More More.” If all of this seems like I’m speaking a foreign language, it’s because you’ve never truly lived.

And what does all of this have to do with Rachel McCord and her sunshine stealing orange bikini? Everything and nothing all at once. I would encourage you to get in the Throwback Thursday spirit and hit play on the video below as you open a new browser tab to leaf through these incredible pictures of Rachel McCord starting to do some yoga on the beach while displaying a perfectly pert pair of pokies!

So cut loose, live a little, act like it’s 1999 all over again and Rachel McCord is the girl who is stealing your sunshine. It’s a surefire recipe for a good time, especially now that it’s starting to get warmer outside. There’s no denying that Rachel McCord is welcome to steal our sunshine any time she damn well pleases.

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138 Water Watch: Pardon Our French, But Brina Chantal Is Fit As F**K

If you don’t know about Brina Chantal, then you my friend are seriously missing out. The celebrity DJ recently lent her out-of-this-world looks to iconic bottled water company 138 Water on the beaches in Malibu. Chantal’s body is fit to the extent that it will make you will question whether or not she’s actually a human. She comes complete with a beautiful face, sexy natural rack, flat af stomach, and hips that don’t lie. I’ve yet to experience the refreshing joys of 138 Water – as my Southern roots plant me firmly in the elite Great Value category of water drinkers – but these pics have me thinking that it might be time for a change.

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Wait, These Are Much Better Pics Of Heidi Montag’s Awesome MILF Body

Last week we checked out pics of snarky starlet on the rise Heidi Montag in a skimpy pink one-piece, but these new pics of Montag in a super sexy string bikini are far superior. More skin. More better. As hard as she tries, the thirty-two-year-old just can’t seem to shake the paps, and this time around they follow Montag, her captor Spencer Pratt, and their antichrist to a pool. But no matter. Montag rolls with the punches, and turns what was intended to be a quiet afternoon with the family into a Playboy-ready spread. Check out her huge motorboat-worthy boobs and overall epic proportions in the gallery. Also Heidi does some NSFEyeballs things to an ice cream cone in the last pic, if that floats your penis.

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Meet Noni Janur, Your Newest Bikini Crush

Some days I walk in to work blissfully unaware that I’m on the verge of meeting my newest bikini crush. You would think that after all these years I’d be prepared for the occasion, but then someone like Noni Janur comes along and gets me all flustered and completely out of sorts. Seriously, I was not expecting this level of sexy on a Monday morning.

I toyed with the notion of putting a warning on this article, alerting people to sexiness they may not be ready for this early in the week, but there’s no good way to prepare for meeting your newest bikini crush. Especially one as gorgeous as Noni Janur. No warning labels or flashing signs could possibly steel your nerves in such a way that she won’t hit you like a punch to the gut!

I don’t know who Noni Janur is or what she does for a living, but I’m more than willing to bet that wearing a bikini is part of whatever job description she’s comfortable with. No one looks this good in a bikini without being able to parlay that into making a living at it. Some people are just destined for sexy greatness, like Noni Janur!

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Farrah Abraham’s Lincoln Logs Look Hotter Than Ever In These New Pics

What are a woman’s Lincoln Logs exactly? Why, they’re anything you want them to be. Today Lincoln Logs rever to sassy reality starlet turned pornstar Farrah Abraham’s huge perfect breasts. Abraham went for a peaceful stroll on the beach in Los Angeles in just a skimpy cheek-baring pink two-piece. Her moment of quiet contemplation was rudely interrupted when the paps caught wind of Farrah’s scent, but ever one to roll with the punches, she just politely posed and smiled like the natural that she is. Needless to say, this Abraham is worth more than a penny.

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Toni Garrn Models Sexy Swimwear for All Sisters (Before Misters, Amirite?)

Until the day I die, anytime I see the name Toni Garrn, I’m going to immediately misread it as Teri Garr. It’s a habit that I can’t seem to shake, thanks to Teri Garr being branded upon my brain as one of the sexiest women of all time. That’s not a knock against Toni Garrn, who can totally hold her own and compete for a similar title, but I just can’t help making this mistake constantly.

Toni Garrn, not Teri Garr, is at the center of a sexy new campaign from a swimwear company called All Sisters, and frankly they couldn’t have picked a better spokeswoman than Toni. She looks absolutely stunning in the handful of sexy suits they put her in, and it almost makes me want to buy one or two of these swimsuits for myself. I don’t know what the fuck I’d do with them, but I’d like to have them on hand.

I guess that’s the power of good advertising, convincing you to buy shit you don’t need. That’s sort of the entire game, and when you’ve got Toni Garrn in your corner selling you that message, it makes resisting that much more difficult. So go ahead, give in to your temptations. It’s clear that Toni Garrn approves. And Teri Garr probably does as well.

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138 Water Watch: An Adequately-Hydrated Claudia Fijal Strips Down By The Beach

Model Claudia Fijal was the pinnacle of hydration as she cozied up to her bottle of 138 Water in Malibu. It’s fitting that the shoot took place in Malibu, because – from her blonde hair to her amazing curves to her tiny pink bikini – she’s Malibu Barbie incarnate. At one point Claudia even takes off her top to air out her amazing rack. She tries to keep her boobs covered with her trusty bottle of 138 Water, but upon closer inspection you’ll see that she’s not entirely successful. H2Ohhh yeah baby.

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Downward Dog Your Way into Rachel McCord Doing Yoga at the Beach

There’s nothing quite like a day spent at the beach watching a sexy woman doing yoga, and even better when said sexy woman is Rachel McCord. Rachel recently did a little chi focusing and downward dogged her way into a day doing yoga at the beach in a hot pink bikini, making for one of the sexiest spectacles we’ve seen at the beach in quite some time.

Usually yoga is reserved for hot, smelly studios where there’s an unhealthy male to female ratio, and you end up not being able to enjoy all of the flexible women in tight yoga pants. Thankfully, Rachel McCord had the right idea and went to the beach where the sand adds a degree of difficulty one cannot get in a studio, not to mention all the additional fringe benefits that we get to reap as a result.

So the next time you see a hot woman heading into some gross yoga studio in the local strip mall, advise her to head to the beach like Rachel McCord. After all, no one can admire the beauty of yoga in a cramped, poorly lit studio. Better to get down to the beach, like Rachel, and show us all what you’re working with!

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You’ll Love Eugenie Bouchard in Olive

Good golly Ms. Eugenie! The gorgeous Eugenie Bouchard is a tennis superstar and, what’s more, she’s also got a spectacular body that she loves to flaunt in this olive bikini! In fact, I think that this might be the best bikini photo shoot I’ve seen this week, which is really saying something considering the sheer number of bikini babes that have been out in force over the last seven days!

It’s so much easier to make a judgment on something when you don’t have to consider anything else to make a proclamation of what is “the best.” Sure, I could waste my time and do an excel spreadsheet and work up some charts and graphs and award points based on this, that, and the other, but really, Eugenie here has got to be in the Top 3 for the week, and at that rate, why not just give her the crown?

I’m sure someone will come out of the woodwork and comment on some celebrity or model that they think was sexier at the beach this week, but my gut tells me Eugenie Bouchard wins. In fact, when you get right down to it, we’re the real winners here because we get to enjoy all of this Bouchard bikini beach beauty!

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VS Model Devon Windsor Wins the Day in Sexy Bikini

‘Ear me now! In the words of the great Adrien Brody, you must respect the neck. In fact, I think it’s safe to say you’ll respect every inch of Victoria’s Secret model Devon Windsor’s amazingly sexy body when you see her in action in these amazing new beach photos. It’s got to be nice for Devon to escape the dreary winters of her hometown in St. Louis, Missouri and escape to a tropical location.

Especially in the middle of winter when everyone’s getting slammed by another storm every weekend. Far away from the hustle and bustle of the Midwest’s fifth biggest city, however, Devon doesn’t appear to be giving a care about the weather situation back home. What I wouldn’t give to escape Chicago’s doldrums right now and soak up some sun in a tropical locale, especially if Devon Windsor is gracing the beach with her bikini bod.

I know, tonight when I go home, I’ll put on some Bob Marley, smoke some ganja, and soak up these sexy images of Devon Windsor enjoying every moment of her tropical vacay. It won’t quite be like I’m really there, but if the ganja’s good enough, I might find myself a little more than halfway there.

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Sailor Brinkley Cook’s Barely There Bikini in Miami

Christie Brinkley and her fourth ex-husband Peter Cook had two children, and the younger of the two, Sailor Brinkley Cook, looks to be following her mom into the world of modeling. She took the world by storm when she appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue last year, carrying on the proud Brinkley family tradition, and now she’s stopping traffic once again with this teeny bikini in Miami.

Sailor’s name would indicate that she’s the type of lady comfortable around water, the kind who doesn’t suffer land lubbers gladly, I’ll tell you that much. She’s a beach baby, born and bred, and her name is all the indication you need of the type of life you’d lead if you lived with Sailor Brinkley Cook.

So chart a course for sexiness with Sailor’s sexy barely there bikini in these pics and you’ll be on the high seas in no time. You might want to have something handy to, uh, swab the deck afterwards, if you catch my drift. We don’t need this cruise to get off to a bad start, though when Sailor Brinkley Cook is pointing the way, there is nothing bad to be seen. What a time to be alive!

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Anna Friel the Heat in These Hot Bikini Pics

Anna Friel was one of my favorite brunette Brits in the mid-aughts, but something happened and she never really caught fire here in the States. It was probably due to poor decision making in roles—Land of the Lost, anyone—but I always wanted her to be a bigger thing than she was, at least here in America.

These pics of Anna Friel frolicking on the beach in a sexy bikini that doesn’t quite cover all of her breasts gave me a lot of nostalgia today. It’s not every day that you get to hear about Anna Friel, so it’s worth taking these chances when you can to see her looking sexy as all get out in a bikini.

I think tonight I’m gonna go home and watch The Look of Love, a great Michael Winterbottom film featuring a terrific Steve Coogan performance, as well as a nice nude scene from Anna Friel in a bubbly bath tub. Hell, maybe I’ll get in a bubbly bath tub of my own. On second thought, no, that’s gross. I’ll just watch the movie and jack off to these pictures and fall asleep on the couch like always.

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Yes We Can Check Out These Bikini Pics of Malia Obama

Whenever someone says to you that you shouldn’t enjoy looking at these pics of Malia Obama in a bikini in Miami, you need to stand firm and say, “yes we can.” It’s time for us to put aside political differences and just enjoy the former president’s daughter looking sexy at the beach in a skimpy white bikini in Miami.

The 20 year old daughter of Barack and Michelle is rocking this sexy skimpy white bikini while taking full advantage of the fact that it’s never really winter in Miami. It’s one of the hottest spots in the entire country, and if you’re going to be hanging out in a bikini anywhere in the U.S. right now, Miami is the place to do it.

So don’t get discouraged when people tell you that you shouldn’t look at these pics or that you won’t gain anything useful from looking at pictures of Malia Obama rocking a bikini in Miami. These people live to make you as miserable as they are, and you shouldn’t spend another minute of your life worrying about what the right thing to do is. Just take a deep breath and remind the world that “Yes We Can” look at these pics.

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Neta Alchimister Tantalizing Turquoise Thong Bikini in Miami

Israeli model Neta Alchimister might be a new name to you, lord knows it was to me, so let me get you up to speed. Neta was born in 1994, which is guaranteed to make you feel old, but then when you find out she was born on 4/20, it eases the pain somewhat.

Neta has been the lead model for Israeli fashion line Castro since 2015, and she also has her own line of designer swimwear called BaNaNhot. I don’t know if this turquoise number is part of her collection, but seeing her wearing it on the beach in Miami is enough of an endorsement for me that she’s got good taste in swimwear.

The front view on this swimsuit is nice, but let’s be honest, it’s amazing from the back. The thong is one of mankind’s greatest triumphs, and Neta proves it by showing off her supple butt cheeks in this turquoise thong. Matter of fact, I’m pretty sure Turquoise Thong is a Jimmy Buffet song. Look it up. I swear, I think it’s on that one album, the one I hate.

But before you look anything up, look at these amazing pictures of Neta Alchimister in her turquoise thong, showing the world what’s what.

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Bikini Buds Shanina Shaik and Lais Ribeiro Living it Up in Miami

The coolest thing in the world has to be being best friends with a supermodel. If you’re also a supermodel, you just might have doubled your pleasure. A whole boat full of supermodel best friends and bikini buds? Now you’re cooking with gas!

Jasmine Tookes was celebrating her birthday in Miami, and what better way than rounding up her bikini buds like Shanina Shaik and Lais Ribeiro for a little fun in the sun. Day drinking is a must at any gathering of supermodel bikini buds, and it looks like the ladies were hitting the sauce early and often!

Shanina Shaik was making it happen in a royal blue bikini that nicely accentuates her figure, while Lais Ribeiro was strutting her stuff in a black dental floss dealie that barely covered up her naughty bits. If only I could be best bikini buds with these ladies too, though it seems like the only dudes allowed were running the security detail.

Birthdays can be a joyous time, especially if you’re a supermodel like Jasmine Tookes and your best bikini buds are Shanina Shaik and Lais Ribeiro. Put those ladies in bikinis and there ain’t no stopping them now. They’re on the move.

Photos via Splash News

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Walking on the Beaches, Looking at Tanya Burr’s Bikini Peaches

If you’ve never heard of Tanya Burr before, that’s fine, it means you have a life outside of YouTube. She’s one of them there YouTubers the kids keep talking about these days, and while I couldn’t care less about any of that, I do know that she’s got a smoking hot bikini body. You feel me?

Should you be one of these men that longs to find a woman who loves walking on the beaches, I would say you could do a lot worse than Tanya Burr. She’s definitely equipped to handle the experience and you wouldn’t need to worry about her catching you looking at other women because you’ll be so preoccupied by her banging butt cheeks that you won’t have time to ogle other fine women.

Ah, who am I kidding, you probably will because you’re the kind of guy who can get away with it. I know you, you’re the kind of guy who gets away with everything, including looking at my girlfriend’s ass when your girlfriend’s ass is quite nice. Yeah, I looked, what are you gonna do about it, tough guy?

Anyway, Tanya Burr has got a great bikini body and I look forward to getting to know it during a long walk on the beach.

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Bella Thorne Enjoying Her Vacation In Busty Bikini Candids

You know the problem I have with vacations? They’re always just okay. Sure, going to place is fun, trying new foods, and every so often the hotel room is nice. But really no matter where I go I’m always missing Bella Thorne in a bikini.

It seems like that’s the key to making a vacation great. You need Bella Thorne and her cleavage. Now, I know that we don’t travel in the same circles as Bella Thorne, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make the most of her vacations. Taking a couple of minutes outside of our busy lives to enjoy Bella Thorne in a bikini, whether it’s a full bikini or just a bikini top and short shorts. If you think about it, I mean really put some thought into, looking at Bella Thorne’s cleavage is like a mini vacation. Or another way to put it is staring at Bella Thorne’s cleavage is the best kind of staycation in the world.

So, we can’t go to the same beach as Bella Thorne and her bikinis. That doesn’t mean we have to suck it up and take a vacation to Lamesville. Though, in fairness to Lamesville they have some nice museums. Next time we hit the road, remember to take some Bella Thorne cleavage with you. That way, you’ll always have the best time.

 

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Iskra Lawrence Curvy Butt Candids Stripping Down To A Skimpy Bikini

People are always so excited about trying on other people’s helmets, it doesn’t even matter what job it is for. Firefighters, military, construction workers, special ed—all of their helmets have some sort of novelty associated with them that will turn even the most mature of people into a giddy little schoolgirl.

Iskra Lawrence is my prime example. She looks cool as a cucumber in all of the other photos, but as soon as that helmet touched her head she was energized with the enthusiasm of a dozen toddlers. Personally, I think that enthusiasm is misplaced. She must have no idea that those helmets get washed once every never, and have more bacteria in them than a petri dish.

I do not know how people can manage to not know this. As soon as the helmet gets within arms-reach they should be able to smell it. I can practically smell it through the picture.

I suppose most people are just happier not knowing, the same as they are with not knowing how clean their hotel room is, or how clean their one-night-stand’s sheets are. It’s best to pretend you got that ringworm from the homeless man you gave a dollar to one year ago.

 

 

 

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