When you think about things that just go great together, you think peanut butter and jelly, biscuits and gravy, and Charlotte McKinney and lingerie. Those are like the top three examples that I think pop into most everyone’s head when they think about things that go great together.
It’s strange that Charlotte McKinney and lingerie aren’t a bigger deal though. One would think that putting a gorgeous woman like Charlotte McKinney in some gorgeous looking lingerie would double everyone’s fun, but it’s not often enough that we see this all-time great combination.
Are the people in the peanut butter and jelly industry trying to keep us from learning about Charlotte McKinney and lingerie? Is big biscuits and gravy behind this nefarious cover-up? I can’t think of anyone else that might want to keep Charlotte McKinney and lingerie far apart.
I feel that some glorious day in the future, when someone says, “Two great things that go great together” that they’ll be referring to Charlotte McKinney and lingerie. It’s sort of the gold standard for great things that go great together. Someone, print up a t-shirt, that’s how these movements get started.
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I was always told the proportions of Jessica Rabbit were impossible on a human body and that drawings like that did nothing but further skew male’s expectations for females. Clearly, the only people skewing my expectations were the lazy sacks who never even tried.
Now that Lindsey proved to us that she is possible I hope she inspires other women to break free from the mold of “realistic expectations”. There was a time when we didn’t think running a mile in under four minutes was possible either, but now people do it on the regular. I don’t do it because I don’t feel like it, but now I know it is possible.
Maybe in the near future Lindsey will not be an anomaly and she will instead be the standard. It’s a beautiful thought. So long as she continues to take her selfless selfies as motivators for the rest of the world I think there is a chance. But it is up to us to spend countless hours on social media so that we can remember Lindsey and women like her. If we forget her then her sacrifices will have been for nothing.
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Alysia Kaempf can feel free to crash my party anytime. Because it really isn’t a party until she shows up. I don’t throw too many shin digs these days because there really isn’t too much to celebrate when you’re living out in the sticks. But after seeing the body that Alysia is working with, it’s officially time to break out the balloons. Maybe even some confetti and a couple of party time caps. I hope she likes to boogie on the beach because I plan on bringing some amazing tunes.
It may be impossible to find a woman that’s steamier than Kaempf. She’s hotter than an overheated radiator completely deprived of coolant. I’m pretty sure that’s the reason why she’s chugging down so much water and sitting on the edge of the ocean. With a hot chassis like that, she has to constantly keep cool or risk a meltdown. I want to be her water-boy. I’d make sure she’d never need to ask for a refill as long as I’m around. I’d even bring a portable fan along just incase the breeze slows down. And if the batteries ran out I’d blow until I turned blue. Anything to keep her happy.
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I wonder if the stress of modeling ever gets to them. I know it all seems glamorous, and that wearing a million dollar piece of clothing would sound like a dream, but I do not think I would like it. I can’t trust myself with that type of responsibility. There is a reason why I wear generic clothing, and it is because I have a tendency to ruin things.
I like my hamburgers with lots of mustard. That isn’t a crime, but it does have its drawbacks. Especially when I eat like the Tasmanian Devil when he goes off his meds. After I got done with the million dollar bra Victoria’s Secret would be lucky to get fifty grand for it.
And then there is the inherent risk involved with being around things that are expensive. Naturally that makes you a target for crime. Fencing a million dollar bra might be difficult, but I doubt that will deter thieves from trying. Even if they are able to sell it for a third of the price they will have made a handsome profit. That is why I want all nice things to be kept far from me. Best case scenario is me being used as a human shield while they try to get Elsa and her bra to the getaway car.
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Victoria’s Secret Angel Stella Maxwell was out and about the other night showing off how she became an Angel in the first place. Rocking an all black ensemble that included some peekaboo cleavage courtesy of her bra-like top.
I don’t know what that kind of top is called. I have better things to do with my time than look up the latest fashion trends. I don’t need to know what the top is called in order to enjoy everything that Stella brings to it, which is tons of sexy.
Her flat stomach and poise makes her one of the leading models in the industry right now, and the fact that she likes to dine on box only makes her that much sexier. Yes, it’s a shame that none of us will ever get to be with her, but I don’t think we’d be able to get with her even if she was straight.
I can’t say I’m a fan of the denim jacket, but I’m not about to pick nits here, that’s for sure. I think we can all enjoy Stella’s body despite not being able to name any of these articles of clothing.
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I just can’t look away from a very attractive Courtney Stodden cooling off in a pool. She’s more mesmerizing than Medusa. I’d stare until I turned into stone. I’d need a designated watcher to watch me watch her. Just so they can occasionally tap me on the shoulder to remind me to eat. Because I’d definitely forget what time is supper time when looking at Courtney is an all day feast for the eyes. Maybe if I’m lucky she’ll allow me to join her. I have a set of his and her arm floaties for safety, a pool noodle for playtime, and enough towels to double dip in the pool again after we dry off if we wanted to. I guess you can say I’m prepared.
But what I may not be prepared for is the kind of love that comes from a woman as hot as Courtney. She makes me so weak in the knees that I may need a wheelchair if I plan on walking next to her. Just being around her in the summer would be the best day ever. Outside, soaking up sun and Stodden. I couldn’t wish for a better day if I had a personal magic genie.
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Body shots can refer to several different things. If you are a fighter then it means literally striking your opponent’s body. If you are a college student then it means drinking alcohol from a woman’s navel. But when you are a gorgeous actress it usually refers to photographs. Given the context of this site you have probably figured out which one applies here. Either of the former options are also applicable to Katrina Bowden as well, but I have no idea why she would consent to sparring, she has so much to lose if she receives a broken nose. And I doubt the body shots are anything more than a wet dream.
Katrina needs to have more than just 30 Rock and John and Tucker Vs Evil to her name. I know she has been in several other things apart from those, but since I am hard pressed to remember the names of any of them I don’t think they matter all that much. Fortunately, she started out so young that she has been around for a decade and is still only thirty. That means she has a hell of a long time to keep pumping out flicks, so chances are one might be another hit.
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I wish I knew how Pam Anderson did it. How she manages to remain one of the hottest women on the planet. For as long as I’ve been alive I’ve had a crush on her and to this day, that crush only grows stronger each and every time I lay on eyes on her. No clue how she does it.
For the longest time, I think the only thing we as a society could agree on was the fact Pam Anderson had the perfect body. There must be something in our programming, in our DNA, that makes us all have a thing for blonde hair and big boobs. It’s part of ourselves that we’ve learned not to fight against. It could just be Pam Anderson. She could be the whole reason why we all love blonde and big boobs. Whenever someone says “blond and big boobs” all of our minds stray to thoughts of Pam Anderson. And if you aren’t around the type of people who say “blonde and big boobs” in a conversation, then I suggest you make some new friends.
Pam Anderson, you’ve gone and done it. You’ve gotten to all of us and for that, we shall honor your hotness. I’m gonna crack a cold one and raise a toast to Pam Anderson.
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Lady Gaga is the name on everyone’s lips today thanks to her radiant red carpet arrival at the premiere screening of her starring debut in A Star is Born. The film marks lots of firsts, as it is also her co-star Bradley Cooper’s directorial debut, a job he apparently fought very hard to land. Cooper is an Academy darling and Lady Gaga is hugely popular, making this seem like a surefire Oscar contender from the very beginning.
This story has been told on film three times prior, two of which—the 1954 Judy Garland/James Mason version and the 1976 Barbra Streisand/Kris Kristofferson version—are Oscar winners. Venice has become the place to launch an Oscar run lately, and Lady Gaga knows how to draw more attention to the film than it was already going to receive.
I love this plunging dress she’s wearing. It suits her quite nicely, and the white is very elegant. Lady Gaga may be an Oscar contender this year, but for right now, it’s safe to say she won the Venice Film Festival, if such things are possible. I’m already anxious to see what she wears to the premiere in a few weeks.
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I’d commit to using an outhouse for the rest of my life, never to sit on an indoor toilet seat ever again, if it means going on a camping adventure for just one night with Trista Mikail. She’s a woman who I would go out of my way to be stuck in the woods with. She’s pretty, and pretty smart to bring a Jeep for the trails. The outdoors is all about preparation. And if you’re bringing her along, you’re pretty much set on the thinking ahead and being prepared part. I know she’s all I need to pack on a trip. Her and maybe some beef jerky just in case I get hungry before it’s time to forage for free four-legged food roaming about.
I’m only too eager to serve her a four course catch-and-eat dinner consisting of squirrel, trout, coon, and deer as the main entrée. I hope she’s not vegan. If she is, I’d still be okay with eating grass or whatever they eat for a few nights if that meant being closer to a beauty like her. I think I’ve found my Pocahontas with her. I love beautiful women and I love being outside. And tents are practically modern day teepees.
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Rose are red, violets are blue, don’t even blink, or you’ll miss Rose Huntington-Whiteley in pink. Sorry, sometimes you see something so damn stunning you got to write a poem about it. I may not be much of a poet, but Rose Huntington-Whiteley in a pink sure is stunning.
To be fair Rose Huntington-Whiteley could probably wear just about any color and it would still be kind of stunning. I have often found my jaw on the floor after seeing Rose Huntington-Whiteley wearing red or blue or black or nothing. She’s got one of those killer bods that tends to look great in everything. Like, I hate brown. I think brown is a terrible color and it should be destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom, but if Rose Huntington-Whiteley wore a brown bikini I would scream and shout about how amazing the color brown is. That would be all thanks to Rose Huntington-Whiteley and her body. Though it would be great if Rose Huntington-Whiteley never worn brown, you know, for me.
Rose Huntington-Whiteley is a real beauty and she can pull off any look she wants. That might be why we all have a special for her in our hearts. Well, that and she’s really super hot.
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If Victoria Lopreyva really wants to make a difference in the world, instead of holding up soccer balls next to her chest she should be holding up sign that says “Save the Orphans” or some shit. Maybe even a link to some crowdfunding page where people can donate to children with harelips in third world countries, or states. For every milestone reached in funding, Victoria could release a photo of her with one less layer of clothing.
Man, that was a hell of a good idea. I think my talents are being wasted here. I need to get into the non-profit sector and show those jabronies how it is done. I could have all of the world’s ailments knocked out by the end of the year. And even if I didn’t then I would still have done a great service to the world by releasing even more photos of topless women to the internet.
I do not know the responsibilities of a Ball Girl, but given her uniform I do not think they are too demanding. It is not like the bat boys in the MLB who have to wear helmets. Those kids are risking life and limb in order to fulfill a job that can be carried out by a dog.
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So, how do you like your Heidis? Do you prefer them all natural with little to no enhancements like Heidi Klum or do you like ’em blown up to gargantuan proportions like Heidi Pratt?
That’s the fundamental question at play here in this battle of the Heidis. I know some guys go in for fake breasts and face lifts, making them inclined to lean toward Heidi Pratt, but I’ve never gone in for any of that kind of stuff. For a woman in her mid-40s, Heidi Klum has still got it going on, and any work she may have had done is pretty spectacularly hidden from view.
It’s weird to think that Heidi Pratt is a full decade and a half younger than Heidi Klum, but has had substantially more work done to her body and face than her older counterpart. I’m not saying that surgery is bad, and Heidi Pratt has gone out of her way to correct some of the comically bad work she had done in her heyday, but she still looks oddly synthetic to me. I expect to be called all manner of terrible things in the comments section for even pointing this out.
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