Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will not be going to trial.
Despite some ugly back and forth between representatives of the stars of late, Pitt and Jolie have managed to peacefully arrive at a new custody arrangement.
Multiple sources have confirmed this news.
“A custody arrangement was agreed to weeks ago and has been signed by both parties and the judge,” Jolie’s lawyer, Samantha Bley DeJean, said via statement on Friday.
“The agreement, which is based on the recommendations of the child custody evaluator, eliminates the need for a trial.
"The filing and details of the agreement are confidential to protect the best interests of the children.”
To the surprise of so many, Jolie filed for divorce from in September of 2016.
The exes share six children together: Maddox, 17, Pax, 15, Zahara, 13, Shiloh, 12, and twins Knox and Vivienne, 10.
Neither Pitt nor Jolie has said very much in public since their stunning and very sad split.
But insiders close to the stars have traded barbs for well over a year now, with Pitt's side alleging that Jolie is trying to keep the kids from their dad...
... and Jolie's side hinting here and there that Pitt is not exactly a great father.
It was even mandated that Pitt only spend time with his kids under official supervision.
At one point, Pitt accused his ex-wife of using their sons and daughters as mere media props.
Things have turned very ugly between the celebrities.
But this agreement must have been amenable for both sides to sign off on it.
Says a source close to Pitt, talking to Us Weekly:
"Brad and Angelina will have joint physical and legal custody of the children. Over a period of the next six to eight weeks, the monitored visits will come to a conclusion.
"The children will immediately begin to have overnight visits with their father.
"The monitors will be in place for those first overnight visits, and this was done at Brad’s request.
"Brad recognizes this is going to be a change from what the norm had been and wants to make the transition as smooth as possible."
Jolie and Pitt had been scheduled to square off in court on December 4.
However, Us Weekly also reported previously that Pitt contacted Jolie recently and practically begged her to meet him halfway.
“He reached out hoping to persuade Angie that the hearing will cause lasting psychological damage to their children,” a source told this tabloid, concluding:
“There will be no winners, no matter what the judge decides.”
Back in September of 2016, Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt following an incident aboard an aircraft that remains shrouded in mystery.
The former couple has experienced their share of ups and downs in the years since, but those who know Pitt and Jolie best say there have been more downs than ups.
While they've mostly refrained from talking about their situation publicly, it's common knowledge that Brad and Angelina's divorce has been a messy one, with both parties taking action make life more difficult for the other.
For most of the past two years, Pitt and Jolie were not even on speaking terms, communicating instead through attorneys and professional mediators.
So the news that Brad and Angelina arranged a secret meeting in order to settle their differences has come as quite a shock to fans:
"Brad and Angelina actually set up a secret meeting at her house," a source tells E! News.
"It’s the first time they have truly gotten together to make things work since their group therapy with the children. Brad and Angie’s meeting was a success.
"They are going to stay with the plan set forth through the courts."
The insider adds that it was Jolie who made the decision to attempt a detente with Brad:
“Angelina decided it was time to try to make things work and Brad was relieved and very ready for the offer," the source continues.
"Brad has been dedicated to making peace throughout the process and now it finally seems like they are at a point where they can create a calmer situation for the kids."
The timing of the truce is rather odd, as just last month, Jolie filed court documents accusing Brad of failure to pay "meaningful child support."
The source claims that since that filing, Angelina reached the realization that in deciding to go nuclear against Brad, she was causing collateral damage to her children.
"Angelina created a very difficult situation for Brad and the children and she has finally realized her behavior backfired," the insider claims.
"Angelina loves her kids very much and it seems like she felt threatened she might lose time with them and, in turn, she went on the attack. Unfortunately, everyone in the family has suffered," the tipster continues.
“She started to see a change in the kids' behavior because they missed their dad," the source adds.
"The kids' reaction to the divorce actually helped Angie try a different tact."
While it's unfortunate that it took Pitt and Jolie years to reach a mutually amicable co-parenting relationship, we applaud them for their efforts.
And much more importantly, we're sure their kids will thank them.
Brad Pitt sure is getting a lot of child visitation time for a guy who allegedly barely even pays child support.
But will it last? A report says that a court date for him and Angelina Jolie is looming -- and it's just days away.
These questions of custody, child support, and visitation could be resolved sooner than either estranged ex could imagine.
Until the next court date, which is scheduled for August 21, Angelina is being forced to send her six children to spend time with Pitt.
The court has ordered her, The Blast reports, to hand them over for "four hours every other day on school days and twelve hours every other day on non-school days."
The order that they spend twelve hours with him every other day on non-school days is staggering.
Additionally, as we previously reported, she was ordered to surrender her children's cell phone numbers to Pitt.
She was also instructed that she is not to monitor their communications with him.
As we mentioned, Angelina has accused Pitt of being a deadbeat dad.
In court documents, she alleges that he has made minimal contributions towards their children during the two years since their split.
This, she says, has forced her to shoulder the bulk of the costs of caring for all six of them.
It is not that she cannot afford to care for her children, but that it is the responsibility of both parents to support their children.
Pitt did not care for being called a deabeat -- if not in so many words -- at all.
Brad Pitt accused Angelina of "media manipulation," though her complaint was filed in court documents.
He then went on to claim that, actually, he's paid more than $9 million in child support.
That sounds like plenty to contribute to six children. More than plenty, really.
But Angelina's team replied that he was deliberately distorting facts to make it appear that he was providing for his children more than he really was.
He had apparently given Angelina an $8 million loan after he insisted upon keeping the family home and the belongings within it.
Obviously, a loan is not the same thing as child support.
The loan was given to help Angelina secure a new home, and he is reportedly charging her interest on the amount.
It is possible that Pitt's attorney will argue that since the loan is for a home that the children also occupy, he was helping them with it. That would make his case pretty weak, however.
It is difficult to imagine how that argument would work in court unless Pitt forgives the loan, and even then.
Hopefully, an official amount for future child support payments can be determined soon -- perhaps in a matter of days, if the August 21 hearing goes well.
Many suspect that the court will make a new ruling on child custody and visitation -- though that could, at least potentially, go in favor of either Angelina or Pitt.
Perhaps the court can also clear up who has paid what to whom during the past few years.
Hopefully, the court can do so in a way that does not allow one side or the other to misrepresent the truth using numbers and payments.
What everyone should want is whatever arrangement -- in terms of finances and custody and, well, everything else -- is in the best interests of the children.
It looks like Burt is gonna make one more run at an Oscar, as news has broken that Reynolds is joining the cast of Quentin Tarantino’s epic in the making, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. While I would never take Robin Williams’ Oscar away from him, the late comedian stole the award that year from Burt’s absolutely transcendent performance in Boogie Nights. It’s like the year Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich beat Ellen Burstyn in Requiem for a Dream. Sure, Robin and Julia were good, but they were both up against a performance for the ages.
Nevertheless, Burt is presumably making another hunt for the little golden guy that’s alluded him throughout his career by working for a guy who has ushered Christoph Waltz to two Academy Awards, Quentin Tarantino. Reynolds is the latest big name star after Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, and Margot Robbie to join the cast of Tarantino’s latest, due next summer.
According to Deadline, Reynolds will take on the role of George Spahn, the man who owned the ranch where Charles Manson and his followers lived during the time they perpetrated two grisly murders on seven wealthy residents of Beverly Hills. Whether or not this role has the meat to earn Reynolds another shot at an Oscar, but I imagine this is the role that would’ve gone to Waltz had he been participating, as he’s sadly too old to play Roman Polanski. You want to see that movie now, too, don’t you?
The article goes on to state that Tarantino is talking with three of his regulars to also come aboard the project: Kurt Russell, Michael Madsen, and Tim Roth. I think it’s a slam dunk for Madsen and Roth, who have worked both with Tarantino three times prior. This would be Russell’s third go-around with QT, but it seems like he would have to make time in his schedule for it.
Anyways, I hope this nets Reynolds one last bit of glory. He deserves a good send-off and lord knows no one’s come close to giving him one yet. I can’t guarantee it’ll be anything more than a glorified cameo. The one thing I know for certain is that based on the title and the running time for Tarantino’s last few films, I would say you should expect this one to have an epic, three hour running time, at least. Pack an adult diaper or two.
It has been widely reported that Brad Pitt is dating Neri Oxman, an architect and MIT professor.
However, the two halves of this unlikely pairing live on opposite coasts.
A source is revealing how they keep their budding romance going.
Us Weekly reports on how Brad and Neri keep their relationship afloat while living separately and trying (but failing) to keep things a secret.
"They continue to talk on the phone several times a day and are very infatuated with each other."
Several times a day ... would mean that they can only go a few hours at a time without hearing each other's voices.
That's incredibly sweet. Especially since their relationship hasn't been smooth sailing.
"Their busy schedules are going to be a huge challenge."
Obviously, neither of them can just uproot their lives.
"Because Neri isn’t going to give up her life in Cambridge or her job at MIT for anyone."
Of course not. Other people might be starstruck, but that's one of the most prestigious positions that a person could hold.
"Even Brad Pitt."
At the moment, sources report that they don't know where their relationship is headed.
"They are going to have fun and see where it goes."
And there's a good reason for which they've tried to maintain this air of secrecy.
"Neri is extremely uncomfortable with all of the media attention."
Yeah, this is really pushing her into the spotlight.
"And feels that her personal life has now come under a microscope."
Sadly, that's how it works.
"Brad feels badly about this of course, but he is powerless to stop it."
It really sounds like Brad is in love with Neri.
"Brad’s absolutely smitten by her."
Some have said that he's found his "Amal Clooney," which ... does sort of sound like it's reducing women by types. In this case "smart."
"Their chemistry is off the charts."
Which apparently led them to begin a relationship without delay.
"They got romantically involved almost right away."
Brad sat in on her lecture, and he was apparently entranced by her line of 3-D printed chaise lounges. No, you did not misread that.
For Neri's sake, he's committed to trying to keep things on the down low.
"He’s been going to great lengths to make sure he’s not spotted by prying eyes."
Despite the veil of secrecy and their very separate lives, they've reportedly made time for each other.
"Brad and Neri have traveled together internationally on several occasions."
Including a trip to South Africa, where Neri was a guest speaker -- because, remember, she's a professor.
That said, there are some nay-sayers who claim that these two aren't dating. A source told Us Weekly:
This source claimed that "this is solely a professional relationship [and] there’s nothing more to it as of now."
That statement has been referred to as a cover-up.
"They are very much a couple."
It's possible that a friend of Brad's (or Neri's) was simply being loyal and refusing to confirm Brad's relationship.
We don't really know.
But we think that it's at least safe to say that those rumors of Jennifer Aniston being pregnant with Brad's baby are not panning out.
Last week, we reported on rumors that Brad Pitt is dating Neri Oxman, an architect and MIT professor with whom he reportedly became smitten after sitting in on one of her lectures back in November.
It sounded too good to be true - Hollywood heartthrob falls for TED Talk-ing, internationally-renown intellectual.
And given the wealth of rumors that have surrounded Brad's love life in the months since his split from Angelina Jolie, we were naturally skeptical about the first round of Neri reports.
But in the past few days, two interesting developments have taken place:
First, several outlets reported that Angelina is pissed about the news that Brad is dating Neri.
The tabloid media has attached Pitt to just about every single woman living or working in the greater Los Angeles area, but up to this point, there's been no talk of Angie getting mad about it.
So the fact that insiders are claiming she's all worked up about Neri lent some credence to the rumors.
Now, sources who claim to be Pitt confidants are coming forward with claims that Pitt is downright head-over-heels about Neri.
They're even throwing some subtle shade by suggesting that Brad is happier with Oxman than he ever was with Jolie.
“Design is her specialty, so it’s not hard to see why Brad would be attracted to her,” one insider tells Us Weekly.
“Neri is a very passionate, extremely smart and talented woman. She is very extroverted, outgoing, vivacious and loving.”
The insider goes on to basically claim that Neri is the female equivalent of the Most Interesting Man in the World.
“Men and women love Neri," the source says.
"She has a way of making you feel as if you’re the only person in a crowded room. Being around Neri is intoxicating as if you’re flying high above the mountains.”
The insider also claims that Brad is "light and carefree" these days, and friends much prefer his current persona to the dour self-serious one he affected when he was married to Jolie.
That sound you just heard is Angie crushing a rocks glass in her bare hand.
Except instead of scotch, it's filled with tea made with leaves from a tree that's only grown by a secret sect of Tibetan monks who live in a yurt in Gwyneth Paltrow's backyard.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
But cheaters do make good celebrity gossip fodder, which is the reason we've covered so many of them in depth on our website.
Below, we rundown a number of known bad boyfriends and husbands (from golfers to Presidents; actors to reporters) and we send one simple message to them all, courtesy of their significant others:
1. Tristan Thompson
2. Donald Trump
3. Josh Duggar
4. Tiger Woods
5. Scott Disick
6. Jesse James
Quentin Tarantino is about to win all the Oscars in a couple of years.
According to Deadline, Tarantino has cast Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio for his film Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. The film follows Rick Dalton (DiCaprio) and his stunt double Cliff Booth (Pitt) as they try to make it in Hollywood in 1969. Margot Robbie will play Sharon Tate, the next-door neighbor best known for being a Charles Manson murder victim.
A Tarantino-directed film about Hollywood starring accomplished actors? Just give it all the awards right now.
Tarantino stated that he’s been working on the script for five years and that he’s “very excited to tell this story of an L.A., and a Hollywood that don’t exist anymore.” He continued, “And I couldn’t be happier about the dynamic teaming of DiCaprio & Pitt as Rick & Cliff.”
The famed director is familiar with both actors. Pitt starred in the Oscar-nominated Inglorious Basterds while DiCaprio starred in Django Unchained, which won the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay and was also nominated for Best Picture. If they get Christoph Waltz to play Charles Manson, this might go down as the greatest film of all-time.
This will be Robbie’s first time working with Tarantino.
The film is set to release on August 9, 2019. That date is significant because it’s the 50th anniversary of the Manson murders and one day before Tate’s death. As if you needed any more proof that Tarantino is a twisted man.
Sony has the rights to the film after Tarantino pulled it from the Weinstein Company for…obvious reasons. This will be the first film the director has released without the backing of Weinstein. Something tells me he’ll be alright.
BRAD PITT AND JENNIFER ANISTON ARE TOTALLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER!
Alright, I don’t know if that’s the case. But it does appear that love notes from Brad Pitt might be the reason why Justin Theroux and Aniston split. Aniston had kept the notes from her relationship with Pitt and Theroux found them. Of course, she tried to say that they weren’t a big deal. But we know better. You don’t keep items like that from a previous relationship unless you want to be in that previous relationship.
Here’s what a source told US Weekly:
“Jen assured him they weren’t a big deal, but Justin wasn’t thrilled … Justin had moments of insecurity like that.”
I’m on Team Justin in this case. But I’m also on Team Pitt-Aniston Reunited. I’m so conflicted. Can I be on Team Wants The Best For Everyone? Guess that makes me Switzerland.
The source also explains that Aniston married Theroux because she didn’t want to be seen as “a pathetic woman” after Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie. Oh, right. Brad cheated on Jennifer. Maybe I’m not Team Pitt-Aniston Reunited. I’m officially on Team Whatever Makes Jen Happy.
In case you’re wondering what the love notes said, they were just little Post-It notes with phrases like “You looked nice tonight” and “Miss you already.” Does Brad Pitt not have a cell phone? Deleting a text is way easier than throwing out Post-It notes. Throwing those out could be seen as a waste of paper. Deleting texts frees up your phone for more texts.
Are we sure Aniston knew she still had the Post-Its? Because if she’s a Rachel, and I’m fairly certain she’s a Rachel, she would not have remembered the Post-Its.
I’ve made up my mind.
I’m on Team Post-It.
It's the dreariest month of the year; football season is over; and your aunt Sharon is suddenly an expert on assault weapons, and she's got the Facebook posts to prove it.
Needless to say, things are pretty bleak.
It's times like these you need an old-fashioned celebrity throwback romance (or "throwmance," if you will) to lighten your mood and make you believe in love again.
As you've likely heard by now, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have broken up following two and a half years of marriage.
It's always a bummer when a long relationship ends, but ya know ... she was Rachel Green and he co-wrote Tropic Thunder, so we're sure they'll both be fine.
And there's additional reason to be optimistic, as ever since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split in 2016, a surprisingly large and vocal contingent of fans have been desperate for a Brad and Jen reunion.
At the time, that kind of sucked for Justin, who was newly married to Aniston.
These days, however, Jan and Brad 'shippers are free to fantasize guilt-free.
And amazingly, it seems there's actual reason to believe the long-fabled Aniston-Pitt reconciliation might actually happen.
According to In Touch, Jen reached out to Brad shortly after she and Justin reached the mutual decision to end their marriage.
“Jen made a tearful, late-night call to Brad one night recently and explained how Justin went off to the East Coast three months ago, and she felt he was never coming back,” a friend of Jen’s tells the tabloid.
“She confided in him about all the missteps and problems in the relationship, and Brad provided the calming words that she needed to hear.”
Obviously, there's no indication that Jen and Brad are anything more than just friends, but news that they're speaking again has proven sufficient to get fans all in a tizzy.
Sources also confirmed to the tabloid that the split happened fast and that those who know the couple best are under the impression that Justin dumped Jen.
“Justin left Jen three months ago when he went off to shoot the film On the Basis of Sex in Montreal and work on the Netflix series Maniac in New York. He’s been living primarily at his apartment in Greenwich Village," said one insider.
“It’s over," another source confirmed.
As for a possible future with Brad, insiders say it's the last thing on Jen's mind these days:
“She’s been burned before,” an anonymous explained.
“Brad broke her heart. She can’t take another failed marriage."
That's probably for the best.
The last thing she needs is Brad claiming the two of them were "on a break" while he was filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
At one point or another, we’ve all daydreamed about what we would do if we had a virtually unlimited supply of time and money.
Perhaps you’d like to sail around the world on a yacht that’s twice the size of your first apartment, or eat manatee burgers on Richard Branson’s private island.
There are many ways to blow staggering amounts of cash in frivolous and obnoxious ways, and as far as we can tell, that’s the best reason to amass staggering amounts of cash.
Of course, saying you want to pull a Magellan or feast on some ground endangered species is that tres noveau riche sh-t that’ll get you tossed out of the Secret Rich Guys’ Club before you can say “DJ Jazzy Jeff.”
The folks who have been annoyingly well-heeled for most of their lives have moved beyond such pedestrian fantasies and are now only excited by displays of wealth that work-a-day schmucks like you and I would never even dream of.
Take for example, the latest expenditure by Mr. Brad Pitt, who began life by winning the genetic lottery, and then rode that wave all the way to unimaginable financial success.
At 54, Brad’s been rich and famous for nearly three decades, which means those nightly Illuminati orgies are just a tedious chore to him at this point.
This is a guy who’s done it all, which means he needs something truly wondrous to get his motor running.
You can only drive so many luxury cars and observe so many alien autopsies before you begin to crave the purest and most universal pleasure known to man.
We’re talking, of course, about enjoying the company of the Mother of Dragons herself, Emilia Clarke.
Proving once again that he’s living the very best of lives, Pitt recently bid $120,000 for a chance to spend an evening watching Game of Thrones with Emilia.
Obviously, Clarke is gorgeous, but it seems Pitt ponied up the dough simply out of sheer GoT fanboy geekiness.
Clarke auctioned off her time as part of a benefit for Haiti organized by Sean Penn.
Sadly, like the Red Wedding, this tale has a tragic ending.
It seems Brad’s colossal bid was insufficient, and someone who we’re just gonna assume was George R.R. Martin in disguise dropped an astonishing $160,000 for an hour of Emilia’s time.
That may seem ludicrous, but the way our cable bills have been looking lately, we’ll all be dropping six figures to watch HBO before the year is out, amirite?!
Yes, that was an incredibly lame joke, but if we told it you while we were clinking glasses of $800 champagne aboard our private space shuttle, you’d be in hysterics right now.
Maybe money can’t always buy you a night with the Khaleesi, but it can always buy you fake friends.
Let me preface this by saying I have no idea if that title is true or not, but I’d like to believe it is and that neither Brad Pitt or the women he flirts with are in on the joke and both are oblivious to the fact that he has one of the most recognizable faces on Earth.
According to a report by Page Six, Brad Pitt calls himself “William” when he flirts with women at coffee runs in LA.
“He arrived by motorcycle, wearing sunglasses, jeans and a leather jacket,” a spy tells us. Pitt struck up a conversation with a blonde in line: “She was acting overly bubbly and looked a little like Kate Bosworth, but it wasn’t her,” our spy says.
When the woman said, “I’m Lydia,” Pitt “put out his hand and said, ‘Hi, I’m William.’ She replied, ‘Oh, you look like a Bradley.’ And he responded, ‘Well, that’s my middle name’ and smiled and winked at her.”
As Lydia exited she said, “‘Nice to meet you, Bradley . . . I mean William.’ He laughed to himself, then got on his bike.”
And then he came back 10 minutes later to smash because he’s Brad fucking Pitt.
Brad Pitt really wants his marriage with Angelina Jolie to be over.
And the actor is willing to put his money where his mouth is.
Like, A LOT of money where his (very handsome) mouth is.
According to Life & Style, Pitt is anxious to put his failed marriage behind him, but Jolie is dragging her feet on signing the final papers.
In response, Pitt has advised his attorney to sweeten the settlement pot. By a significant amount.
"In hopes of getting Angie to sign off on the divorce, Brad started throwing huge financial settlement offers at her lawyer," a source tells the aforementioned tabloid.
Thus far, however, Pitt has been unsuccessful... despite trying really hard.
"Angie has rejected every single offer, including the most recent one, for $100 million," this same source says.
Pitt offered Jolie $100 million to complete the ex-couple's divorce? And she didn't take it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
We know Jolie isn't exactly in need of money or anything, but there's no saving this relationship.
Why not just take the giant sum of money and run?
In a new interview, Jolie does not address this rumor.
But the 42-year old Oscar winner admits the stars she made their second project together (2015's By The Sea) as a means to “communicate” with each other.
Even back then, it was evident things were just a little bit off between the husband and wife.
“We had met working together and we worked together well,” Jolie told The Hollywood Reporter‘s podcast, Awards Chatter, explaining this week:
“I wanted us to do some serious work together, I thought it would be a good way for us to communicate.
"In some ways it was, and in some ways we learned some things.
"But there was a heaviness probably during that situation that carried on and it wasn’t because of the film.”
That's about as open as Jolie has been about the former romance since she filed for divorce from Pitt in September of last year.
She cited "irreconcilable differences" in her divorce filing, asking for primary custody of the pair's six kids:
Maddox, 16, Pax, 13, Zahara, 12, Shiloh, 11 and 9-year-old twins Vivienne and Knox.
But Pitt wants joint custody and took exception early on to Jolie (or "sources," we should say) labeling him as some kind of deadbeat dad who drank a lot.
There was one specific incident of Pitt allegedly getting into it, while wasted, on board a private airplane with Maddox.
The FBI even investigated the altercation, but did not come away with any evidence that any sort of child abuse had taken place.
"Brad felt he was depicted as an alcohol-swilling, pot-smoking, irresponsible and abusive husband and father -- and that it was largely Angelina's doing," Life & Style writes.
As a result, Pitt has no interest in taking Jolie back, even if she were to come crawling.
Writes the magazine:
"Brad feels too much damage has been done and she's tormented him for too long to consider taking her back. He doesn't trust Angelina anymore."
We can't blame him.
But we do have one final question related to this split:
When will Pitt get back together with Jennifer Aniston?!?
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
But cheaters do make good celebrity gossip fodder, which is the reason we've covered so many of them in depth on our website.
Below, we rundown a number of known bad boyfriends and husbands (from golfers to Presidents; actors to reporters) and we send one simple message to them all, courtesy of their significant others:
1. Kevin Hart
2. Scott Disick
3. Tiger Woods
4. Jesse James
5. Dean McDermott
6. Ryan Phillippe
Earlier this month, I told you that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were on the road to reconciliation when a source close to the couple said after he quit drinking, Angelina Jolie wanted nothing more than to take Brad Pitt back. But in a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan, Life & Style magazine has their own inside source that says while Angelina still wants to reconcile, Brad Pitt doesn’t want her back.
Still, Angie is treading lightly as she attempts to patch up their fractured relationship. “She subtly asks Brad about his personal life and reminds him of all the fun times they had together,” says the source, “in hopes that he’ll fall back in love with her.” (A Brad source tells Life & Style, “That’s never going to happen! Brad is done with her.”)
Okay, so here’s a little mental exercise for you; pretend Angelina Jolie is desperately throwing herself at you, begging you to take her back, and your reaction is to go “Eh, I’m tired of fucking her.” That’s the life Brad Pitt lives. Brad does whatever the hell he wants.
Life & Style went on to say:
Angie is hoping she and Brad — who was cleared of child abuse allegations in November — can make amends and reignite their romance now that he’s made positive changes in his life, but an insider tells Life & Style that the Hollywood hunk is solely focused on building a stronger bond with his children. “The reason he changed his lifestyle was for the kids,” says the Angie insider, “not to impress Angelina.”
I get it. Angelina Jolie is super extra crazy and Brad may have reached his limit in dealing with her. He’s good friends with George Clooney, maybe George has been telling him that having an intelligent, hyper-competent partner like Amal who dedicates her life to fighting injustice is way better than someone who used to wear Billy Bob Thornton’s blood as a necklace.
Last week, several media outlets reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had put their divorce on hold.
Many went so far as to suggest the iconic former couple was considering a reconciliation.
But now, our hopes have been dashed, just like Brad's hopes at the end of Seven, when he found out Gwyneth Paltrow had been beheaded and he didn't get to see it happen.
(Disclaimer: We kid. We have no desire to see Gwyneth Paltrow beheaded, and we're sure Brad doesn't either.)
(Also, apologies for the spoiler, but c'mon, Seven came out forever ago,)
Anyway, TMZ is reporting today that while the divorce may be taking longer than originally planned, Brad and Angie have no intention of attempting to save their marriage.
Though her own comments indicate that Jolie regrets portraying Pitt as an outright villain in the weeks following their separation, she has no interest in giving him a second chance.
Pitt is reportedly just as happy to let the relationship die, as he feels he was slandered when Jolie made him out to be an abusive father.
The divorce was triggered by a confrontation between Pitt and son Maddox that took place aboard a private jet last September.
Details have been hard to come by, but an investigation cleared Pitt of child abuse charges.
We may never find out exactly what happened on that tarmac in Minnesota.
But whatever took place, it was ugly enough that it led Brad to seriously reevaluate his life and his parenting skills.
After years of heavy drinking and recreational drug use, Pitt got sober and rededicated himself to being the best possible father to his six children.
The change was significant that Jolie recognized it, and stopped trying to strip him of his custody and visitation rights.
So it sounds like against all odds, Brad and Angie have reached an amicable co-parenting arrangement and are ironing out the terms of a relatively civil divorce.
Perhaps a reconciliation was a bit too much to expect.
Like when you turn on the TV and hope that the climactic scene in Seven will randomly be on cable.
We kid Gwyneth because we love her.
With this week's news that Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are divorcing, many fans of celebrity couples were quick to declare love dead.
But now, it may be time to cast off your mourning attire and start believing again, as arguably the most famous couple on the planet is rumored to be giving their relationship a second chance.
Yes, sources tell Us Weekly that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have called off their divorce and are considering an attempt at saving their marriage.
“The divorce is off,” says the source.
“They haven’t done anything to move it forward in several months and no one thinks they are ever going to.”
Many have expressed shock at the news, as Pitt and Jolie's split back in September of 2016 was anything but amicable.
The couple parted ways following a confrontation between Pitt and son Maddox aboard a private jet.
Insiders say Jolie was so appalled by her husband's behavior that she left him the next day without hesitation.
Nearly a year later, however, Jolie is reportedly considering giving Pitt a second chance for one simple reason:
“She’s still so in love with him,” says the source.
Of course, Jolie's primary concern remains her six children, but she's reportedly been won over by Pitt's efforts to better himself for the sake of his kids.
In a candid interview published in GQ back in May, Pitt revealed that he's now sober after decades of heavy drinking and recreational drug use.
He also revealed that he had spent a good deal of time evaluating his parenting skills and had found himself lacking.
“I grew up with a father-knows-best/war mentality — the father is all-powerful, superstrong — instead of really knowing the man and his own self-doubt and struggles,” Pitt told the mag.
“And it’s hit me smack in the face with our divorce: I gotta be more. I gotta be more for them. I have to show them. And I haven’t been great at it.”
Insiders say Pitt and Jolie are far from fully reconciled, but both are reportedly optimistic about their future together.
“Everyone thinks they are going to get back together,” says the source.
“It wouldn’t be surprising if they announced that they’re calling it off and trying to work things out.”
It would certainly be welcome news to fans weary of seemingly constant celebrity breakups.
Sorry, every bisexual girl I’ve ever met but oddly not lesbians, but Angelina Jolie may not be single any time soon after all. According to Us Weekly, Jolie and husband Brad Pitt aren’t moving forward with their divorce and it’s more likely they’ll reconcile than divorce. It does make sense Jolie would want to hang on to Pitt considering all the trouble she went to steal him away from his last wife, who thinks he’s an idiot anyway.
After telling everyone who would listen how terrible Pitt was, Jolie has seemingly changed her mind after he stopped drinking and admitted he could stand to improve as a partner and a father. Which is, you know fair play. Who hasn’t had a fight with their partner, ran to their friends to tell them what an asshole they are, and then slept on it and made up? The only difference is that when you or I do it, it doesn’t end up on CNN. Well, okay, that and when I have a fight with my girlfriend, no one phones Jennifer Aniston and asks for a snarky comment. Side note, Jen, you’re almost fifty and you’ve been divorced for twelve years, it’s time to let it go.
According to Us Weekly’s unnamed source, “He got sober to try and win her back. He knew he had a problem that he had to take care of. And that’s all she ever wanted.” The modern-day Malibu Deep Throat also added “Everyone thinks they are going to get back together. It wouldn’t be surprising if they announced that they’re calling it off and trying to work things out.” This source also added that even through all their troubles, “She’s still so in love with him.” Which is actually really sweet.
I actually think it’s kind of nice that the Hollywood power couple may reconcile. They can save on tattoo removal fees and Brad can stop listening to Bon Iver while locking himself up in his sculpting studio. But if things ultimately don’t work out for the couple, someone at least send Brad an MP3 of Reverend Horton Heat’s “Galaxy 500.” It’s a much better break up song.
Back in May, following months of rumors about his personal life and the state of his mental health, Brad Pitt admitted to struggling with a drinking problem and seeking treatment for substance abuse.
In a surprisingly candid interview with GQ, the 53-year-old Pitt revealed that he had been drinking heavily since college and couldn't recall going a single day in his adult life without some sort of inebriant.
After a tumultuous year, Pitt's life is reportedly settling back down these days.
His formerly contentious custody battle with Angelina Jolie is said to have reached a more civil stage in which both parties are working together to figure out an arrangement that works best for their kids.
The actor is working again, and there are rumors that Pitt is romantically involved with Sienna Miller.
Of course, his sobriety is still relatively new, and thus, rather fragile.
Anyone who's struggled with addiction can tell you that at the point Pitt's at now, it's a near-constant battle.
So it's no surprise that friends are said to be concerned by reports that Pitt was recently spotted partying at a nightclub into the wee hours.
According to Radar online, Pitt was "the last man standing" at the Rabbit Hole Club in England on June 23, where he partied until 3 am after spending the day at the Glastonbury Festival.
"At this rate, Brad’s heading for a major relapse, and he’s only going to push Angie’s buttons if she thinks Brad’s flirting with Sienna," a source close to the situation tells Radar.
A relapse, of course, would be devastating not only in terms of Pitt's health and overall well-being, but also with regard to his custody rights.
Insiders say he and Jolie have reached a point where they're amicably co-parenting their six children, but that peace is rumored to be tenuous.
"Right now Angie holds all the aces in terms of custody, so Brad needs to keep on her good side," says the source.
Hopefully, Pitt's been able to party without getting drunk or high.
If that's not the case, we hope for both his sake and the sake of his children that he'll be able to find the help he needs.
Sienna Miller may have never achieved household name as an actress, but if you toss out the male-female double standard and give credit where its due for bedding the best and brightest A-listers, then Sienna is a living legend.
Yes, the official list now goes:
Chamberlain, Nicholson, Brando, McQueen, Hefner ... Miller.
Actually, there are two Millers, because Arthur Miller deserves utmost props for banging Marilyn Monroe as a playwright.
Anyway, Sienna has conducted high-profile relationships with Jude Law, Tom Sturridge, and Balthazar Getty (who was married at the time, but we're not here to judge).
Back in late 2015/early 2016, it was rumored that Miller dated Ben Affleck following his split from Jennifer Garner.
The two filmed Live By Night together, and sources say they really hit it off on set.
But either the relationship fizzled or it never really began, because Ben and Sienna went their separate ways not long after they finished promoting the film.
But it doesn't really matter, because these days, Sienna's got bigger fish to fry.
In fact, she's reportedly been getting cozy with the mst coveted newly-single fish in the sea,
According to UK tabloid The Sun (so take this with all the grains of salt), Sienna is dating Brad Pitt.
Sources say they're not flirting, not hooking up, not canoodling (whatever the hell that means), but full-blown dating.
An insider tells the publication that Sienna is giddy with excitement, but keeping things under wraps for the sake of Brad's privacy:
“It’s early days, but they are very into each other and enjoying a carefree, casual summer romance," says the source.
"They’re both absolutely determined to keep everything under wraps. Their goal is to explore things without any massive publicity. It could all fizzle out, so they’re waiting to see.”
It's worth noting that multiple tabloids claimed Brad was getting back together with Jennifer Aniston like two days ago, so you really have to wait and see with these rumors.
But Brad and Sienna would make a lot of sense.
(Certainly more so than Brad and Jen, what with Jen being married and all.)
And hey, even if Brad and Sienna only hooked up place, she's basically cemented her place as this generation's most stone cold lady pimp.
Feel free to proceed to the comments to inform us of how wildly offensive the term "lady pimp" is.
The following actors should always be involved in hairy situations.
When it comes to their faces, that is.
Because while some men look disheveled and unprofessional while rocking a beard and/or a mustache, these men manage to look more distinguished and dapper.
Don't you agree? (Yes, it does help that they are exceptional human specimens to begin with, we acknowledge this.)
1. Bradley Cooper
2. Gerard Butler
3. Kit Harington
4. Joe Manganiello
5. Ryan Gosling
6. Johnny Depp
Now that Brad Pitt has been set free, he’s become the most eligible bachelor to age 40 and above celebrities, and also, 20-something adults who sort of know that he once was People‘s “Sexiest Man Alive”. Everyone’s clamoring to link Pitt to someone, anyone. They can’t imagine that perhaps Pitt wants to quietly vape and sculpt to his heart’s delight.
Recent rumors includes flirtations with co-star Sienna Miller. Now sources say Pitt’s actively dating. He keeps it on the down low though. He keeps his kids priority number one. That’s understandable.
Not only that, old ex-girlfriends have come forward to poke at the tires.
Pitt has been hit on by some women, stalked by others, and he has suddenly been contacted by exes, the list of which is said to include Kate Hudson, Juliette Lewis, Christina Applegate, Thandie Newton and Gwyneth Paltrow.
That list is all over age 40 excluding Kate Hudson. She’s close though, clocking in at 37.
Sorry to break their hearts, but this source says Brad has no interest in them.
“No partying, no fun. Just work and parenting.”
Translation: Casting for early 20’s, models, no wrinkles. Apply within.
Don’t feel too bad for Angelina Jolie. Supposedly, she has her own mystery meat. According to Hollywood Life (and take them with a HUGE grain of salt), she’s been crushing on a guy for awhile, even during her marriage with Brad.
“He has a generous, philanthropic spirit…He also has political ambitions which she loves. Angie feels her new guy, if it works out, could propel her out of Hollywood and into the next phase of her life — the serious political arena.”
Who could this be? Sounds like someone outside of Hollywood. It might also be Jolie’s publicist lying to make it seem like Jolie has something going on with her life.
In fact, I bet Pitt’s publicist lied about him having exes come out of the woodwork.
These two likely sit at home right now and eat out of tubs of ice cream in their underwear. Join the club!
Back in September, Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt in a move that stunned Hollywood and left fans with a number of questions as to what could have prompted Jolie to pull the plug on her marriage so abruptly.
Shortly thereafter, a narrative emerged that seemed to explain Angie's actions:
Insiders explained that an altercation between Brad and the couple's eldest son aboard a private jet turned so ugly that Jolie felt she had no choice but to immediately move out on Pitt and take the kids.
That still seems to be the likeliest explanation for the dissolution of Hollywood's most highly-publicized marriages, but with the amount of scrutiny the situation has been under, it was only a matter of time before alternative theories began to emerge.
Today, one of those theories is making the rounds online courtesy of documentary filmmaker Ian Halperin, who claims that it was actually Angelina's controversial relationship with her brother, James Haven, that drove the couple apart.
“James was so close to them that he was actually living with them,” Halperin tells Radar Online in an interview to promote his new film, Broken: The Incredible Story of Brangelina.
“It put Brad over the edge. Brad gave Ang the ultimatum; it’s him or me!”
Halperin doesn't deny that the midair fight took place, but he insists that Brad and Angie's marriage was already damage beyond repair at that point.
In fact, he says there's reason to believe that Halperin - not 911 or CPS - was the recipient of Jolie's first phone call after the plane landed.
“The rumor is that she reached out to James while she was on the plane to call child services, but I haven’t seen the smoking gun on that point," Halperin tells Radar.
Halperin says his film also addresses the elephant in the room on the topic of Angie and James' relationship, namely the allegations of incest that have plagued the siblings.
“I get into the whole rumors of incest. I do conclude unwaveringly in the film it was mainly a publicity stunt and it worked, but on the flip side people agree the kiss was too close for comfort,” he said.
He adds that while he doesn't believe there was a sexual component to Jolie and Haven's relationship, he does feel Angie and James' relationship was inappropriately close:
"Then the conclusion is amongst experts ‘No wonder they split.’ Here we are more than a decade later and James is living with them full time. Ultimately it was too close for comfort for Brad.”
After the explosive collapse of Brangelina, rumors are flying about Brad Pitt’s love life.
Honestly, rumors have been flying about every part of Brad Pitt’s life since the divorce. Is he a child beater? Is he on crack? Is he getting facelifts to numb the pain? According to a bunch of assholes like me, maybe.
According to a new report, Brad Pitt and Sandra Bullock met through mutual friend George Clooney, who thinks they should be together. According to the insider:
“George is determined to help heal Brad’s heart and couldn’t think of anyone better than Sandy. They’re keeping it on the down-low…. George thought that Sandra was the ideal girl for Brad.”
Another source, however, says Brad is taking some time for himself and not looking to get involved with anyone. This seems more likely because that motherfucker has been through the ringer lately. Apparently, he spent weeks locking himself in a room fifteen hours a day while sculpting and listening to sad music.
That doesn’t sound like a man over his ex enough to start boning anyone to me.
It’s been two months since Brad and Angelina hired a private judge to handle their messy divorce and custody issues, which have pretty much dragged Brad Pitt’s name through the mud as an abusive crack whore, only for us to later discover that most of that wasn’t real.
A source told E! News that the ex-couple are talking for the first time in a while.
“Things have calmed settled between Brad and Angelina. It’s not as tense as it had been. They are focused on the kids and working to do what’s best for them.”
“Brad has been able to spend more time with the kids. He’s doing well and is focused on healthy, clean living. He’s in a good place.”
This communication isn’t about anything heavy yet, but it’s a big step forward.
“They recently started talking again and it’s a significant step. Up until now everything was through lawyers and assistants.”
That’s all changed for the better of the kids, and both have high hopes. The insider said of Brad:
“Brad hopes that they can be successful at co-parenting and get to a place where they can be friendly. They both have agreed to put the kids first.”
This lines up with what Jolie told the BBC last month:
“We are a family and we’ll always be a family. And we will get through this time and hopefully be a stronger family for it.”
There’s no bigger mistake in life than getting a tattoo that ties you to your significant other. But, when you’re a Hollywood star and in love, making mistakes is a daily occurrence.
Jolie got three new tattoos on her back, while Pitt chose to have a Buddhist symbol inked on the left side of his stomach. Kanpai also noted that he used the same ink for both of their tattoos, so that they are “symbolically bound as husband and wife.”
Well, this doesn’t sound so bad. I have a symbolic tattoo that commits me to my significant other. It’s a J (for Jessica) with an infinity sign. But given that my name starts with a J as well, should we ever split, it’s still a pretty easy tattoo to explain to my next significant other. See, you can ink your body in commitment and still be smart about things.
My guess is that both Pitt and Jolie will be returning to Thailand in the near future to do some awesome cover-up. Pitt will probably have some ode to Jennifer Aniston because he finally realizes that he screwed up the best Hollywood relationship ever. And Jolie will keep adding symbols like they are her kids.
Yesterday, we reported that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have been in contact in the months since his divorce from Angelina Jolie.
Obviously the rumor was greeted with a high degree of skepticism, as Brad and Jen's marriage ended up in spectacularly ugly fashion and the former couple famously avoided one another for over a decade.
But amazingly, the story is now being confirmed by credible sources, and it seems Pitt and Aniston may be conversing more regularly than we originally thought.
Speaking with People magazine, an anonymous mutual friend confirms that the actors have been texting on a regular basis since shortly after Pitt's divorce from Jolie.
“They have been friends for a while and often text,” the source says.
The insider disputes some of the claims that Us Weekly made on Thursday, namely, that Pitt and Aniston only started communicating last month, and that the actor had to go to great lengths to track down his ex's phone number.
“This is nothing new, he didn’t have to jump through hoops to get Jennifer’s number,” the source claims.
The tipster didn't go into detail with regard to exactly how long Pitt and Aniston have been in communication, but it sounds like their back-and-forth been going on at least for the past few months.
The original report had Pitt navigating his way through a "tangled web of contacts" to track down Aniston's number so that he could wish her happy birthday.
The actress turned 48 on February 11.
“They started talking once he wished her a happy birthday," the original source claimed.
"[Pitt] confided in her ... Brad told her he’s having a hard time with his split and they exchanged a few texts reminiscing about the past.”
We may never know which version of events is more accurate, but both accounts concur that despite prior reports of Pitt and Justin Theroux passive-aggressively butting heads, Jen's current husband is cool with her re-connecting with her ex.
“Justin is OK with them being friends,” Us Weekly's source says.
There was a time, not all that long ago, when a Pitt and Aniston friendship would have been unimaginable.
Maybe we should all take a page from their books and try to make friends with our exes.
Just kidding that's a terrible idea.
Despite what many a breathless tabloid headline has told you, stars are not just like us.
Like, not even a little bit.
To say that Angelina Jolie has had a rough few months would be a major understatement.
She filed for divorce from her longtime love, Brad Pitt, after a suspicious incident, and since then, she's been widely perceived to be the bad guy in the split.
But this weekend, Angelina sat down for an interview with BBC World News. And for the first time, she's opening up about the divorce.
And she sounds pretty reasonable and level-headed to us.
About the divorce itself, she said "i don't want to say very much about that, except to say it was a very difficult time and ... and we are a family and we will always be a family, and we will get through this time and hopefully be a stronger family for it.
"Many, many people find themselves in this situation," she went on. "My whole, my family ... we've all been through a difficult time."
"My focus is my children, our children ... and my focus is finding this way through. We are and forever will be a family. I am coping with finding a way through to make sure that this somehow makes us stronger and closer."
She said that "It's been a difficult few months," but "Right now, I'm going through a moment when just everybody's in my room. Two dogs, two hamsters and two children at the moment. It's wonderful."
"But, usually, I just wake up trying to figure out who's going to get the dog out, who's doing to start the pancakes and did anybody brush their teeth."
Then Angelina was asked about where she saw herself in five years, and she joked "At this stage, I hope I'm just standing."
In five years, her six children will range in age from 20 years old to 13, so yeah, we imagine "just standing" is a pretty reasonable goal.
She continued "In five years' time I would like to be traveling around the world visiting my children, hoping that they're just happy and doing really interesting things, and I imagine in many different parts of the world, and I'll be supporting them."
"Everything I do I hope is that I represent something, and I represent the right things to my children, and give them the right sense of what they're capable of, and the world as it should be seen."
"Not through the prism of Hollywood," she said, "or through a certain kind of life, but really take them into the world, where they have a really good sense and become rounded people."
So Angelina sounds pretty good, right? Not at all like the unhinged woman we've been hearing about in the tabloids.
And thank goodness for that.
Considering Angelina Jolie has either lied about Brad Pitt being an abusive addict or outed him as one, and now he can’t see his kids without a court-appointed supervisor present, no shit he is having a bad time. And according to rumor is taking it out on his own face.
Despite being one of the biggest movie stars out there, the only family time he got this holiday season was a short supervised visit to give his kids presents. A source close to Brad told The Daily Mail that he confided in them that:
“This has been the worst holiday season of my life.”
Pitt only met up with five of his kids on Christmas day, as Maddox didn’t want to see him at all. According to those close to the actor he will do anything he has to in order to get his kids back.
“Brad is like a broken man. He feels betrayed by a woman whom he says he still loves. He misses her despite everything that has happened between them.”
This is so fucking sad.
In case you somehow missed the approximately 20 bajillion jokes on social media, 2016 was a rough year.
We lost far too many beloved entertainers; famous celebrity couples dropped like flies, and the American people decided to give the nuke codes to a Flamin' Hot Cheeto with a rage-tweeting problem.
Anyway, 2017 has gotta be better, right?
Well, maybe not according to the world's leading psychics.
Here's what the best-known crystal ball-gazers have to say about the year to come: