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Bella Thorne Enjoying Her Vacation In Busty Bikini Candids

You know the problem I have with vacations? They’re always just okay. Sure, going to place is fun, trying new foods, and every so often the hotel room is nice. But really no matter where I go I’m always missing Bella Thorne in a bikini.

It seems like that’s the key to making a vacation great. You need Bella Thorne and her cleavage. Now, I know that we don’t travel in the same circles as Bella Thorne, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make the most of her vacations. Taking a couple of minutes outside of our busy lives to enjoy Bella Thorne in a bikini, whether it’s a full bikini or just a bikini top and short shorts. If you think about it, I mean really put some thought into, looking at Bella Thorne’s cleavage is like a mini vacation. Or another way to put it is staring at Bella Thorne’s cleavage is the best kind of staycation in the world.

So, we can’t go to the same beach as Bella Thorne and her bikinis. That doesn’t mean we have to suck it up and take a vacation to Lamesville. Though, in fairness to Lamesville they have some nice museums. Next time we hit the road, remember to take some Bella Thorne cleavage with you. That way, you’ll always have the best time.

 

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Kimberley Garner Proves She Has The Perfect Body In Beach Workout Candids

While I don’t believe for a moment that this was some “impromptu beach workout,” I have to say that it ultimately doesn’t matter because any chance we get to see Kimberley Garner working out that incredibly hot body of hers is one worth taking.

I could care less that this was obviously a publicity stunt of some sort, likely orchestrated by one or more of Kimberley’s representatives, but good on them for making sure everyone knows that their client has got the goods and then some. In fact, they should be applauded for putting this whole charade together because it’s one of the sexiest displays of human ability I’ve seen in my life.

Whenever Apple or some other major company pulls off a marketing coup, they’re lauded and applauded for years after—hell, people are still talking about that 1984 Apple Super Bowl ad. I think that Kimberley Garner and her people deserve just as much reverence for putting something this earth-shattering and memorable—not to mention dead sexy—together.

So stuff your sorries in a sack, mister and get with the times. Just enjoy Kimberley Garner in a thong bikini working out at the beach and stop wondering about the logistical side of the whole thing. You’ll live a much happier life, guaranteed.

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Larsa Pippen Leggy Candids In Slightly See-Through Dress

You know what I’ve always wondered about, when someone like Larsa Pippen buys a see-through dress do they know it’s see-through when they buy it? We’ve all been shopping and bought something that looks completely different when we bring home. I blame the bad lighting in the dressing room, but you think Larsa Pippen knew she’s was going to buy a see-through dress?

Part of me is like; “Yeah, Rusty, of course Larsa Pippen knew she was buying a see-through dress. Look at her! Look at her awesome body in that see-through dress! She knew what she was doing!” and the other part of is one of those shrugging shoulders emojis. I can’t really argue with myself though, half of me makes a pretty good point. Larsa Pippen does look amazing in a see-through dress. Why wouldn’t she want to get one? Why wouldn’t she want to wear it all around? Why shouldn’t have a closet full of see-through dresses? If she did, it would make perfect sense to me. It would be like see-through dresses were her thing. The more I think about it, Larsa Pippen’s thing should be see-through dresses.

I should learn to turn off that other part of my brain. Larsa Pippen in a see-through dress doesn’t need much thought, other than how much I, and everyone else, enjoy it. Whether she knew the dress was see-through or not, Larsa Pippen looks hot either way.

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Kelly Ripa Smolders In White Hot Bikini Candids

If you only ever see Kelly Ripa under the hot lights of her daytime talk show, you might forget that she’s got a smoking hot fit body underneath those flowing kimonos or whatever the hell else she’s wearing on that show. Kelly’s keeping her body in business well into middle age, and you’ve got to respect any woman who can dedicate herself to looking this good long past her prime.

I’d chalk that up to her being a Jersey girl. Jersey girls are just made differently, I don’t know what it is, but they’ve got that “never say never” attitude that makes them so endearing. You’ve got to fight to get your voice heard in a Jersey household, so it clearly gave her the confidence to go out there and conquer daytime television.

So the next time you’re home sick and you come across Kelly’s talk show, come on back to this gallery and get a reminder of how hot she is when she’s not posing in expensive clothes next to certified boner-killer Ryan Seacrest. Honestly, if you’re pushing fifty and still keeping your body in thong-bikini shape, you deserve a standing ovation. Here’s to you, Kelly Ripa, for making it work and keeping it working for all these years. Jersey strong!

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Demi Rose Showcases Her Perfect, Curvy Booty On Big Island Swing

Thank goodness for Demi Rose being in these photos, because without her they would be real duds. Seeing nothing but tropical scenery gets old pretty quickly. That is why people only go to Florida for a week at a time, aside from the retirees, but they don’t count. The retirees are practically refugees that wouldn’t survive in their homelands.

I am not so sure I would even be impressed by that giant swing if it wasn’t for Demi’s big haunches resting atop it. It surely wouldn’t be very comfortable to sit on since it is only a plank of wood, and it is so long that you would not be able to get a good grip of the ropes in order to kick yourself up high. Honestly, she is basically just sitting on a bench that is suspended from the ceiling.

The only thing that is really remarkable about the swing is how big it is. The swing already looks big compared to Demi’s body, but then I remembered just how big Demi’s booty is. That means the swing must be even bigger than I first thought. If only there was a normal sized booty that was also within the frame that could serve as a reference.

 

 

 

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Anna Heinrich’s Gorgeous Bikini Body Candids

Anna Heinrich is the best booty to wash ashore since Blackbeard’s pirate plunder. She’s arguably more valuable too. I wouldn’t want to bury something so beautiful in the sand. I’d just show her off like the gold coin she is. I hope she wouldn’t mind me sticking my shovel in her pail. Because I want to build this sand queen a sand castle. She deserves something elaborate in her honor. I’m thinking, at the minimum, a four story castle. Maybe a balcony for a view of the ocean. And if she doesn’t want a castle, I’ll just build myself one with a view of her.

Anna may be the best looking woman in a black bikini that I’ve ever seen. And I’ve only seen one woman in a black bikini. And it’s her. So she wins best looking by default. But Heinrich is going to be hard to beat if anyone else decides to wear one. I’m not discouraging any woman from wearing one as I wouldn’t mind getting a good gander at both ladies for comparison purposes. I’m just saying she’s going to be harder to outdo than the ’98 Yankees.

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Blanca Blanco Beautiful Butt In Teeny Weeny New Yellow Bikini

I knew it was possible to split your pants by stretching too far, but I was not aware that a woman could split her top in the same way. Blanca Blanco must have been doing some aggressive stretching in order to make her top tear like that. I’m not trying to say she is petite in the brassier, but she ain’t no Pamela Anderson either.

It is incidents like that which are the reason why I always double up when it comes to swimsuits. When I am making incredibly radical trick frisbee catches, I do not want to be worrying about my cracking seeing sunshine.

My trick catches are my icebreaker with ladies at the beach, so I can’t give them up. Without them the ladies will not think I am any cooler than those losers throwing a football back and forth. It doesn’t take much skill to catch a ball that travels in a straight line. My six month old nephew can do that without even leaving his crib, and he’d only cry a little bit afterwards.

Next time Blanca might want to think about doubling up, as well.

 

 

 

 

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Models Olivia Pascale and Jessica Martin Girl on Girl Tanning Session

I’ve often lamented the fact that I’ll never be best friends with a model, but it’s always nice to me when I see model who are friends. It’s such a cutthroat industry and it seems like all these skinny bitches are constantly at odds with one another, but seeing Olivia Pascale and Jessica Martin hanging out together on a beach makes me really appreciate a good model friendship.

Olivia Pascale is channeling the old series M*A*S*H with her olive green bikini, while Jessica opted for a white number with a little more fabric than Olivia’s bikini. It’d be a tough call for me to pick who wore it better because they’re both wearing it impeccably, I just happen to prefer Olivia’s bikini to Jessica’s, while preferring Jessica’s body to Olivia’s. No offense, but Olivia needs to eat some cheeseburgers or something. Put some meat on them bones, girl!

Jessica Martin’s bikini does win a lot of points from around back, however, as she is showing off plenty of cheek as the bottoms ride up her bottom. It’s a sexy look and almost makes up for the excess fabric on top. Anyway, that concludes another edition of Model Best Friends, this week featuring Olivia Pascale and Jessica Martin!

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Asia Argento Leggy Makeup Chair Candids Showcase Her Body Tattoos

If you are a fan hotties and tattoos, does it get any better than Asia Argento? I know it’s hard to play favorites, but I’m not a fan of tattoos, but I’m sure hot on Asia Argento. She’s super sexy and all those tattoos kind of make her sexier. It’s not my thing, but I totally get it.

If you’re into legs, then you are probably going to dig these Asia Argento pics as well. Let’s not kid around here, if you are into beautiful, sexy, hot women then you’re into Asia Argento. There’s no way around it, she’s the kind of hottie that something for everyone to love. There is something abotu Asia Argento that each and every one of us finds attractive. Whether you’re into tats, tits, or tails, you are into Asia Argento. I’m not saying that Asia Argento has or ever has had a tail, I’m using the word “tail” to refer to ass. Asia Argento has a nice butt and if you like butts, you like Asia Argento’s butt.

Is Asia Argento the perfect women? I can’t say that for sure, but the fact she’s got a little something for everyone to love does put her hotness higher than others. I’m not going to get a tattoo, but I’m for sure going to think about Asia Argento’s tush every time I see one.

 

 

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Supermodel Romee Strijd Displays Her Gorgeous Figure in Sultry Model Shots

My only question when it comes to Romee Strijd is in regards to her eating habits. After she eats her belly must look like a snake after it has eaten a cow. It is just that she is so slight there simply isn’t enough mass in her body to hide it. My brother, on the other hand, could actually eat a small cow and afterwards he would only look like he was a little constipated. That is one of the benefits to roughly being the size of a small cow to begin with.

That must be why so many models go on those smoothie diets before a shoot. Liquids probably get absorbed into the body a lot quicker than solids, so they do not end up looking like they have a food baby for the next ten hours. At least, that is the feeling I get based upon my experience of drinking a case of beer versus eating an entire pizza.

Pizza always sits heavy for the entire night, but beer runs right through me. That should be included in their advertising. Beer companies might even be able to get certified by the FDA.

 

 

 

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Ana Braga Underboob Pics To Get You Through The Week

Right around Tuesday afternoon, we all get that lull. The lull that says, “three more days of this shit,” and you just sort of sink into a bone deep depression which only gets worse as the week goes on. But I’ve got a cure for your mid-week blues. The kind of thing that’ll keep your week going and before you know it, it’s Friday already: Ana Braga’s underboob!

That’s right folks, it’s the best way to cure your mid-week blues and get a spring in your step and a bone in your drawers. Seeing the base of Ana Braga’s boobs is almost as good as seeing the whole boob, and it’s also a wonderful metaphor for the great things that await you over the weekend.

Think of it this way, if you’re only seeing part of Ana Braga’s boob, then it’s like being only part way through the week, and you can build the excitement by waiting to check out any topless Ana Braga pics until Friday. See? It’s like the perfect way to keep your week from getting boring, and the best thing you could possibly do to make Friday even better.

So take a cue from Ana Braga and view her underboobs as the tease to the great surprise that awaits you this weekend.

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Sailor Brinkley Tiny Strapless Bikini Candids

Wow. It isn’t very often that we see a model on the other side of the camera. This feels like some weird surrealist art piece. What is going to come next, Joe Namath being thrown around on the beach by a couple of college kids wearing football costumes? I’m not saying that I hope for that to happen to Joe in his old age, but I would be impressed.

It must be almost as surreal of an experience for Sailor Brinkley being on that side of the camera. Even when she has taken her selfies she is still seeing herself in the frame. I wonder if she looks through that camera lens and wonders why she isn’t there?

Something else that is pretty surreal is that her name is Sailor, but she is mostly on the land there. She should think about changing her name to Lander.

These photos have surrealism on top of surrealism, and I’m not only using that word because it was on my word of the day calendar, although that is part of it. But having surrealism on top of surrealism is in itself pretty surreal.

 

 

 

 

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Jennifer Garner Bends Over To Reveal Holes In Her Underwear

“Bends over to reveal holes” is usually a phrase that references something far different. Unfortunately, I allowed my emotions to get the better of me and therefor got my hopes up, only to be disappointed in the end.

This is one of the rare instances where I was letdown by seeing a woman’s underwear. It isn’t that the underwear isn’t nice, because it is. And with the holes in it there is even less of it there, which makes it even better. But once you have it in your mind that you are going to see a different set of holes there is nothing else in the world that can live up to those expectations.

I bet firemen feel the same way when they are called to a scene where they have been told a child is trapped in a hole. On the way there they’re getting all jacked up imagining what it is going to be like, and wondering what kinds of tools they’ll get to use. But when they get there they discover the kid just got his foot stuck in a rabbit hole. Jennifer Garner is my rabbit.

 

 

 

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Ada Nicodemou Sideboob Freckle In Mismatched Bikini Candids

Ada Nicodemou isn’t easy to say. I’m pretty sure I’ve never said Ada Nicodemou correctly and I do feel bad about that. In order to make myself feel better, I’m going to try and say her name while staring at sideboob freckle. It’s just the cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen.

I wonder if Ada Nicodemou has any matching freckles? Like on a part of her boob we can’t see or maybe one on her rear end. I’m telling you, I just love a girl with freckles. Always have, always will. It doesn’t matter if they have a lot or just one on their sideboob like Ada Nicodemou, if they have freckles, I love them even more. I will say I think Ada Nicodemou’s sideboob freckle might be my favorite freckle of all time. That is unless she has another somewhere that’s cuter. I don’t know if that is possible, but we’ll never know until we see it. If there is another freckle that is.

I bet Ada Nicodemou is used to people getting her name wrong. It’s hard when you got a name like Ada Nicodemou. At least she’s nice enough to show off her cleavage and freckled sideboob even though a lot of us say her name wrong. That’s a really nice gesture, Ada Nicodemou. I hope I said that right.

 

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Serena Williams Keeps The Catsuit Sexiness Coming With Super Curvy Action Shots

Seeing a sexy body in action is such a dynamic thing, and it’s part of what makes Serena Williams one of the sexiest women on the planet. She showcases her body on the regular at her day job, and she’s not even a model. Nevertheless, she shows off athletic perfection on the court all the time, and we happen to think it’s drop dead sexy.

Watching Serena dominate her opponents on the court with all the grace of a gazelle is a sight to behold, and seeing it may arouse feelings in you. Just don’t let that happen while you’re watching tennis with your nan on a Saturday afternoon. Man, that would be embarrassing.

Come to think of it, though, you just know that your nan is enjoying the sight of Serena’s musculature working the court like a professional killer, and making things happen. It’s a sight we can all enjoy, each in our own way. You and me and even nan.

So think about it and the next time tennis comes on and you smell a tough situation a’brewing, just remind nan that it’s okay to enjoy things the way that you want to enjoy them, and then point out her musculature. Serena’s of course, not nan’s. That wouldn’t be nice.

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See Jeff Bezos’ New GF Lauren Sanchez In Busty Bikini Candids

I do not want to get too cynical about this so quickly, but a large portion of my brain activity is being taken up by this nagging thought. How long is this relationship going to last after Jeff Bezos goes through with his divorce?

I am not meaning to taint this blossoming love affair. I wish Jeff and Lauren the best, I just don’t know what a woman can see in a man who loses half of his fortune. That doesn’t set the tone for a very secure future, does it?

If he can lose billions of dollars in the blink of an eye due to divorce, what is to say he can’t lose billions more in another divorce? If I was Lauren I think I would start examining other options for myself.

The only lucky one coming out of this scenario is MacKenzie Bezos. Thankfully, she saw the writing on the wall and got out of there while he was still the richest man in the world. I am not normally one to entertain conspiracies, but I think there might have been some insider trading going on there. I think someone tipped off MacKenzie about the impending divorce.

 

 

 

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Disney Girl Dani Fernandez Smokeshow On Instagram

Dani Fernandez is just begging for it by putting these photos on the internet, but the joke is on her because I am not falling for it. I have been tricked before into giving a women back massages, and I have finally learned my lesson. No matter what they say, never believe that they are going to return the favor after you have given them what they wanted. All of a sudden they’ll get real sleepy and not have the energy for it.

They will use all sorts of tricks to lure you into using your strong meat hooks on their lower backs, but do not give in. Maybe they will start writhing around on a countertop, like Dani is doing. Or maybe they will wear some clothing that will not conceal their back in order to entice you like a window display, like Dani is doing.

I think she would have been better served by going with just one tactic. It isn’t so in-your-face, so it might have snuck by someone. But pulling out all of the stops puts everyone on high alert, like when a hot woman flirts with an ugly guy in a dive bar. There has to be something up with her.

 

 

 

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Pia Miller’s Closeup Bikini Vacation Candids

I have not seen a whole lot of talent come out of Guam, but considering how small Guam is they probably only need to export about one hottie a decade and they will be on par with whatever the mainland is producing. It has been awhile since I brushed up on my Guam facts, but if my memory serves me right, they have between 100 and 1,000,000 people, give or take a few hundred thousand. Comparing that to the rest of the world I think just by them having Pia Mia as their island’s pop star means they are overrepresented per capita.

Not too shabby, Guam.

And to think, if it wasn’t for the internet Pia might have never been discovered. Had she been born a few decades earlier she would have lived her entire life on that island working as a kayak tour guide for vacationers.

I wonder what kind of talent the other islands in the Pacific are hiding? I bet that secluded island off of India has some major hotties. That is why they kill anyone who goes ashore. They want to prevent any of them from leaving.

 

 

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Nude Melania Video Model Melanie Marden Looks Stunning In Curvy Bikini Shots

I don’t want to get too controversial, but I am going to come right out and say it. There needs to be a better selection of hats for men these days.

Women have so many different choices for whatever the occasion is, but if a man doesn’t want to be considered a douchebag then he is stuck with a baseball cap as his hat for all occasions. For the most part they get the job done, but what happens when I am at the beach? Baseball caps offer no protection for the ears and they force the wearer to make the decision to either protect their face or their neck, but never both.

Malenie Marden is able to wear a hat that has a brim wide enough to protect a family of five. If I was to wear a boonie hat like that then I would end up looking like the groundskeeper from Caddie Shack. Not exactly a panty dropping style.

The only other hat with similar capabilities is a cowboy hat, but it isn’t really beach gear. I just wish society’s uptight nature would change so I can wear the sombrero that I have always wanted.

 

 

 

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Mariah Carey’s Undeniably Gorgeous Bikini Pics

What kind of a deviant goes for a night swim in a pool that she has all to herself and doesn’t go for a skinny dip? That is a huge red flag for me, I gotta say. That is the kind of thing that serial killers do because they do not want to draw any attention to themselves. Like, they don’t want to drive over 55 miles per hour on the highway because they do not want to risk getting pulled over with a body in the trunk.

So what I want to know is: What’s Mariah Carey’s secret? What is she trying so hard to keep hidden? Maybe there is a metaphorical body in her metaphorical trunk and a skinny dip would show it to the world.

I, on the other hand, have nothing to hide. I will skinny dip at any time of day, aside from whatever hours children are at the pool. I am confident enough in my agility to be able to outmaneuver any security guards that chase after me. It is a tough job to catch a naked man when he is wet. I’m actually surprised more criminals do not commit the act when they are naked.

 

 

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Selena Gomez Busty Candids Show Her In Good Health

I am a big fan of the white t-shirt look. Not every occasion calls for getting dolled up in a sequin dress that has such a deep plunge in the neckline that the girl’s navel is visible. I’m a big fan of that look too, it just isn’t necessary in every situation. That’s where the t-shirt comes in.

A girl doesn’t need to spend the extra money on a graphic t-shirt of a metal band. I don’t believe any of them actually listen to Iron Maiden anyway. But by going with the plain t-shirt there won’t be any distraction or obscuration of the heavenly mounds that are propping up the fabric.

A properly fitting t-shirt hugs the chest so nicely, it is like one of those extendable leashes that people walk their dogs with. Unlike those archaic leashes that are a fixed length and make dogs fight against them constantly, the extendable leashes give the dog a little bit of a cushion and a little bit of freedom. T-shirts do the same by having a little bit of give against the bounce of the boobs as they walk.

 

 

 

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Marcela Thomé Flaunts Her Perfect Bikini Body In Brazil

I’ve seen a bunch of bikini bodies, but none as perfect as Marcela Thomé’s. It’s almost as if her body was crafted specifically for bikinis. Perfect form, perfect fit. She’s fulfilling her life’s purpose in her angelic white two-piece. Just being next to her must be heaven. I feel as if I made a mistake by not buying a beach house. Or at least a house within walking distance of a beach. The closest I’m getting to any sand where I’m from is the local playground. There are some hot moms there, but it’s few and far between. It’s like all the lovely looking women love to be near the sea. And I love to be near lovely looking women. So a relocation to an area with more sand and sunshine makes sense.

Maybe if there aren’t any seaside properties available, buying a boat would be the next best thing. I think most women are into modern day sailors. And if a boat is too expensive, heck, I’ll buy a boogie board. Any excuse to get next to Marcela and the many other hot women frequenting the beach is alright with me.

 

 

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Lizzie Cundy Spotted In Sheer Swimsuit To Display Her Gorgeous Body

I think I am missing something when it comes to sheer swimsuits. Isn’t the beach the one place where there isn’t judgement in regards to how much is being exposed? It is kind of difficult for a girl to be called slutty while the bully who is saying it has a piece of dental floss up her ass.

I only say this because I feel like the sheer fabric is being wasted here. I think it would be put to much more beneficial use by being added to some club girl’s outfit, or some lingerie. But while you are at the beach why would you not want to let your body breathe? There are so few opportunities in civilized society to do so.

Sometimes I think about investing in a pair of sheer boxers because I think it would allow my boys hanging down south to vent a little better, but I still think it would be an improvement to have no fabric at all. Until the day comes that society is accepting of that lifestyle, I will be stuck making due with whatever fabric is available. Hopefully men will have their own version of bra burning one day.

 

 

 

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Alessandra Ambrosio Keeps The Sexiness Coming Almost Spilling Out of Black and White Bikini Top

It seems like it was only yesterday—because it was—that Alessandra Ambrosio was out having the time of her life at the beach. Well guess what? She’s at it again. I told you guys that the life of a supermodel was one to envy, and if back to back beach days doesn’t prove that to you, I don’t know what will.

I mean, hell, even if you had to work like five or six days straight, back to back days at the beach is nothing to sneeze at. It’s a great way to unwind, and for Alessandra Ambrosio, it’s a great way for her to remind us how sexy she is when she isn’t cruising the catwalk.

If you think about it, it’s almost like a working holiday, only the work is going to the beach and being sexy. By the time these pictures come out, she’ll have the ability to write this off as a work expense. Can you even imagine how good that must feel? Writing off a day at the beach as a working holiday? What a time to be alive.

No doubt Alessandra will be out at the beach again tomorrow… or she was out again today and we’ll find out about it tomorrow. Stay tuned, it’s bound to be a working vacation at this point.

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Lady Victoria Hervey’s Skimpy Blue Bikini Candids

I am having flashbacks to high school when everyone went to the beach. Just like it happened back then, I wasn’t invited to this beach party either.

It seems like every hottie spent the holiday at the beach this year. I am not sure why I am so surprised by that. Hotties seem to spend a large portion of their time at the beach, so it makes sense that they wouldn’t want to waste prime beach time in doors with family members. The days around Christmas probably lead to the beach being barren of people.

The rogue beach goer would only need to share it with Asian tourists, and even they might be scared away thinking a tsunami is on the way. I am not normally one to try and capitalize on natural disasters, but if it allows me to wade through waters with a marginally smaller amount of human urine in it then I will.

I also fully support anyone using a fake disaster to take advantage of things that I enjoy. Like, if they want to set my car on fire so that they can loot my apartment while I am distracted, that is fair game.

 

 

 

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Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio’s Busty Beach Day Cleavage

I would wager to say that one of the best jobs in the world to have is a supermodel. Sure, you’ve got to keep yourself at more or less the exact same weight for the rest of your career, but there’s no denying that models have the most fun in their off time of pretty much anyone in any profession.

Take Alessandra Ambrosio here for example. She manages to make absolutely everything she does off the catwalk look like the best time one could possibly have. She’s got that radiance and that look about her that says, “I’m constantly having more fun than you.”

I don’t know if that’s more a byproduct of being a model or if the good times have just followed Alessandra Ambrosio her entire life, but I’d like to spend just a handful of minutes in her company to experience just how great a time she’s really having.

So, whether the good times started rolling when she became a model or if this is just the way she’s always rolled, Alessandra Ambrosio is a true good time gal. I mean, just look at her. Don’t you envy absolutely everything about her, but especially how much fun she’s having?

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Abi Clarke’s Delicious Booty Curves In Slightly Sheer Dress

I don’t know if this is even possible, but if Abi Clarke could wear sheer all the time and walk backwards everywhere, I’d one happy camper. She’s just got such a fantastic ass that I hate seeing it walking it away. I always want to see Abi Clarke’s ass coming toward me.

She’d probably have to rig up some kind of mirror thing to walk backwards, but I’m sure there is some engineer out there who would be more than willing to make something for Abi Clarke. Or you know what’s even better? Abi Clarke should wear sheer everything; dresses, pants, shirts, bikinis, you name it, and when she’s walking she should just stop every couple of feet and turn around. That way we can get a full picture of what her sheer outfit looks like and get a peek at that great Abi Clarke rump. It would kind of be like Abi Clarke was constantly walking the runway. I think she could pull that off.

I know it’s asking a lot and Abi Clarke is going to do what Abi Clarke wants to do, but if we could see her ass a little more often I think we’d all be a little bit nicer to each other. Abi Clarke’s ass makes us feel like we are walking on sunshine.

 

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Kristen Stewart Braless Pokies Display In Sexy Cutoff

Kristen Stewart is hard at work filming that Charlie’s Angels reboot co-starring that other guy named Stewart, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have time to walk around braless showing off her pokies in a cut-off t-shirt. Frankly, I don’t think there’s any activity in the world that can get in the way of Kristen Stewart’s routine of walking around braless in a cut-off t-shirt showing off her perfectly pert pokies.

I feel like she got a bad reputation and became unfairly maligned after sleeping with the doofus who directed that Snow White movie she was in, but that was all a publicity stunt gone wrong. That whole thing blew up in everyone’s face and only served to make people resent K-Stew. That sucks because she was merely a player in that charade, and people need to get over it.

One of the best ways to get over it is to check out Kristen Stewart’s pleasing pair of pokies as she struts about the town looking cool and edgy. That Charlie’s Angels movie is likely going to be a big time bust, but if Kristen Stewart is sporting a pair of pokies, I might just have to go and check it out.

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Man Wants Butt

So you guys wanna know the lowdown on this one? Apparently singer Jack Gilinsky, the ex-boyfriend of Madison Beer, was out and about showing plenty of PDA with an unnamed woman in a very tiny black bikini on the beach in Miami. Now, one gander at the spectacular ass on this mystery woman will clue you in as to why this gentleman seems so desperate to get his hands on dat ass!

There are fewer things in this world that get a man out of his element quite like a great ass. I mean, just look at what the thought of a great ass did to Al Pacino…

 

I think we all know the feeling when he says, “When I think about a woman’s ass, something comes out of me.” That something is your cocaine rage, Al.

So the next time you see some moron desperately flailing about on the beach near a woman with a great ass, remember that he may be experiencing this same series of emotions. You’ll know because it won’t be long before you’re joining in and the two of you look like a pair of howling cartoon wolves. Something about a woman’s ass, indeed. You said it, Al.

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Courtney Stodden Ridiculous Busty Curves In World’s Smallest Bikini

Listen. I’ve seen quite a number of impressive feats in my day, but never have I seen anything as impressive as Courtney Stodden slipping into the world’s smallest bikini. I mean, hot dog!, that sure is a sight to see. I’d say more but I’m struggling at the moment. She’s left me speechless. And I’m pretty sure my chin has some bruisin’ from how fast my jaw dropped after eyeing such a spectacular spectacle. Someone get this lady the proper forms to fill out to officially be inducted into the Guinness Book of World Records. I may also need a form as I am clearly the most impressed man on the planet.

I’d like to be side by side in the record book with Courtney. She can wear her cute bikini, and I can wear my astonished facial expression. It’s truly a moment in history that would be considered a crime if it wasn’t penned. The Egyptians carved their accomplishments into the pyramids and the cavemen painted the great things they did on walls. It’s only right that Courtney at least get the cover and have her amazing record breaking outfit printed in more copies than humanly possible to count.

 

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