You guys, we're starting to think Chris Brown may have an anger problem.
No, really. We think this really could be the case.
Just consider the way in which Brown absolutely WENT OFF on Offset this week...
Fresh off an allegation of rape, the singer blasted Cardi B's husband after Offset stood up for his troubled friend, 21 Savage.
And we mean blasted.
Allow us to explain what happened, okay?
Last Sunday morning, 21 Savage was detained by ICE and threatened with deportation.
Targeted as part of a raid, rapper really may be kicked out of the United States due to a visa issue and forced to return to the United Kingdom.
It's a pretty sensitive issue... that Brown made fun of by sharing footage in which someone with a British accent does a voiceover against the backdrop of an Offset music video.
"CMON FAM, STOP PLAYING WIT DA MANS DEM," Brown wrote as a caption.
Replied Offset, who released a collaborative album with 21 Savage in 2017, "Memes ain’t funny lame."
And that was enough to trigger Brown. Big time.
YOU LIL BOY. BETTER WORRY ABOUT WHAT U GOT GOING AND FOCUS ON "YOU," Brown wrote to Offset, adding in even more anger:
All this call on IG IS WHAT'S LAME. YO ENERGY WONT LIKE THAT WHEN I CAME TO THE DRAKE SHOW IN LA... IF U DONT GET YO A HIOP A HOP A HIBBET A BIBBET TO THE HIP HIP HOP AND YA DONT STOP THE ROCKIN FACEASS... OUT TO MY COMMENTS.
Brown wasn't finished throwing his tempter tantrum, either.
He concluded as follows:
SENSITIVE ASS N-GGA. CALL ME PERSONALLY. U WANT SOME CLOUT WHEN ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS PULI UP. No camera no flexing and all at! IF YOU A REAL MAN FIGHT ME.
Oh and another thing, SUCK MY DICK!!!
Offset did eventually reply to Brown’s message on his Instagram Stories writing, “Coke head don’t want [smoke emoji].”
He then deleted this message.
Offset’s defense of 21 Savage comes after Cardi B, with whom he recently reconciled, called out conservative
moron pundit Tomi Lahren on Twitter after she Tweeted about 21 Savage’s arrest.
“I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight ICE agents ready to deport ya,” Lahren wrote in reference to the lyrics of 21 Savage’s song “Bank Account.”
“Don’t make me get my leash,” Cardi wrote back, referring to a previous viral Tweet where she told Lahren that she would “dog walk” her.
Meanwhile in a statement released Tuesday, 21 Savage’s attorneys addressed the claims that the artist overstayed his visa, along with the fan speculation that he was targeted due to a recent anti-ICE rap.
This statement reads as follows...
Many have speculated as to possible ulterior motives for his arrest and detention, including that he released music five days prior to his arrest by ICE, which included new lyrics condemning the behavior of immigration officials for their detention of children at the border.
Mr. Abraham-Joseph was born in the United Kingdom. Mr. Abraham-Joseph arrived legally in the United States at the age of 7.
He remained in the United States until 2005, when he departed for approximately one month to visit the United Kingdom. He returned to the United States under a valid H-4 visa on July 22, 2005.
Mr. Abraham-Joseph has been continuously physically present in the United States for almost 20 years, except for a brief visit abroad. Unfortunately, in 2006 Mr. Abraham-Joseph’s legal status expired through no fault of his own
ICE provided incorrect information to the press when it claimed he had a criminal conviction.
A little update on 21 Savage, he’s admitted he’s from the tough streets of Newham, a borough of London. What goes on in the streets of Newham?
Our next Tea Dance at the Old Town Hall Stratford is on Thursday 14 February.
There is a dance lesson from 12.30-1.30pm and then the Tea Dance at 1.30-4.30pm.
— Newham London (@NewhamLondon) February 6, 2019
This is not going to help his street cred when he’s allowed back in the US. Chris Brown decided to have a bit of a laugh at this on Instagram.
I mean, that’s pretty good. Offset was not impressed though, and Brown went off on him as if he had some documented history of anger issues.
I think he best part of that is when Brown fucks up the lyrics to ‘Rapper’s Delight’, the first hit rap song ever in the history of the universe.
I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don’t stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Imagine being the sort of person who gets that worked up about someone not liking your Instagram post. It just seems so out of character for Brown, who has a reputation for being calm and cool and not being a huge piece of shit.
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So just in case you've been able to block out all the awful stories coming out about Chris Brown lately, you should know that last week, he was arrested for rape.
You should also let us know how you managed to block out Chris Brown news, because that sounds like a delightful skill.
On January 22nd, Chris, one of his bodyguards, and another member of his entourage were detained in Paris on rape charges.
According to the woman who pressed the charges, she met Chris and his people at a club, then the party traveled to a hotel.
At the hotel, she claimed that Chris "corned her in a room that was locked," and "there were forced sexual relations."
These are quotes from a statement by her attorney, by the way.
The two other men with Chris allegedly assaulted her in another area of the hotel, and she says she was raped a total of four times.
She also says that she was forced to do cocaine during all of this too, and that while she "was not pressured physically" during all of this, she was "under great psychological pressure."
And just in case there was any confusion, the attorney states that "My client explains that it was non-consensual sex."
The whole story is a lot to take in, and it's definitely hard to hear.
Chris is making everything worse, too, by suing the woman for defamation of character.
He's also selling t-shirts that read "this bitch lyin'," because that's just the kind of person he is.
This is hardly his first rodeo with this kind of thing -- we all remember when he viciously assaulted Rihanna all those years ago.
Since then, he's shown time and time again that he's a very violent person with a blatant disregard for pretty much every other person on the planet.
Last May, he was also sued for allegedly raping someone at his home, so that's definitely something to note here.
All of these terrible things keep building up and building up for this case, and Chris just stacked another terrible thing on top of everything else.
Yesterday on Instagram, Chris posted this video:
We see some footage of Paris, landmarks and French flags and Chris prancing around, looking happy and carefree while one of his songs plays in the background.
Then there's a car crash sound effect, as unbearably tacky as that sounds, and we hear several news announcers discussing the arrest.
After that, it cuts to some audio of Chris making a statement over more footage of him smiling and looking like a nice boy having a fun time in Paris.
"My mom and grandma always said, 'The Lord can give you a gift and he can take it away,'" he begins.
"And I feel like I don't have to explain any bullsh-t or any lie or anything that somebody has been perpetrating or portraying me as."
"So, you know, for me it's like, all right, cool," he continues. "I came out to do a job, and that's what I did."
"We gonna shoot this motherf-cking video."
Dumb move, right?
Maybe if Chris didn't have the criminal history he has, this would be OK.
And that's a big maybe.
But everyone knows all about how he is, so honestly, it's not like these new allegations are all that hard to believe.
Like, are we supposed to believe that Chris has done everything he's ever done, but the latest story is just completely outlandish?
Watching this video, it looks like he's been working on another documentary like that Chris Brown: Welcome to My Life nonsense he released in 2017.
If so, it's interesting that they were filming during all of this -- and it will be extra interesting to see how they twist it to make Chris look like the victim.
Can he just go away forever yet?
Chris Brown has never been very skilled at hiding what an utter dickwad he is, but right now, he’s not even trying. And this is right after being accused of sexual assault in Paris.
Brown seems to think this would be the perfect time to release a new song all about having sex with a new girl every night while cheating on a significant other. Here’s just a sample of the lyrics in Brown’s new song, “Who Dis?”
“Can’t even play like I’m innocent/Every night I fuck a different bitch/I’m the man, you the woman, it’s different.”
Christ, I feel dirty just looking at those lyrics. The whole song just sounds gross.
I will never understand why people continue to support this creep. Even celebrities who ought to know better are defending him. He’s violent, disgusting, and disrespectful to everyone who crosses his path. And as far as anyone can tell, Brown has no plans to change. His music hasn’t even been that great in the last several years. But then, asking why people continue to defend Brown is about as fruitless and frustrating as it is to ask why people still support Donald Trump.
Brown still hasn’t been officially charged with rape, but there is an investigation underway. I don’t think anyone would be surprised if something does come out of this investigation against Brown since violence against women has been his M.O. for years. Brown maintains his innocence and has filed a defamation suit against his accuser. Frankly, this sounds like an elaborate attempt to scare his accuser and get off the hook. Again.
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I always knew I’d be writing a story about Chris Brown going to jail, but I always thought it would be, you know, because he beat the shit out of a woman. It turns out, however, that if you’re a famous rapper no one really cares if you beat up your girlfriend, but you can still get in trouble for owning a monkey.
Yes, Chris Brown has apparently never seen Friends because just like Ross Gellar he bought a capuchin monkey as a pet, something you need a permit for. Of course, he thinks he’s above the law, if no one cared when he beat his girlfriend’s ass bloody and then got her swollen face tattooed on his neck, how is anyone going to come for him over improper monkey licensing?
According to TMZ, the LA City Attorney, that’s who. They really have their priorities straight over there.
Anyway, Chris Brown will now have his day in court on February 6th and he could go to jail for six months over this. This is kind of like busting Capone for not paying his taxes and not, you know, all the murder, but a win is a win.
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It’s no secret that Chris Brown still wants to bang Rihanna.
It’s the most relatable thing about him, but her fans are understandably repulsed by the idea.
So when Breezy made his thirst painfully obvious with a series of emoji comments, the internet really let him have it.
As if Rihanna didn’t already have enough horny stalkers, right?
So, Rihanna is a brand powerhouse — she’s worth about a quarter of a billion dollars.
Her Fenty beauty brand is a natural gift idea for the holidays, so she took to Instagram to promote it.
Rihanna went topless for the mind-shatteringly enticing pics.
Her fans and followers took notice.
Unfortunately, Chris Brown noticed, too, and made multiple comments with the same thirsty emoji.
As you can see, fans — on Instagram, on Twitter, and beyond — were not amused.
It hasn’t even been a decade since Chris Brown pummeled Rihanna’s face.
So her stans — the Rihanna Navy — are making it clear that she is off limits.
And they are also making it clear that it’s disgusting that he would have the audacity to follow her.
Him leaving these thirsty comments is crossing a line.
Of course, it seems unlikely that Chris Brown is going to care what other people think.
He always seems to be indignant that people bring up his history of brutal domestic violence.
As far as he is concerned, he’s continued to get away with it, so people shouldn’t even talk about it.
These comments from Rihanna’s fans aren’t likely to faze him.
After all, if people simply hating him had any effect on the rapper, he would have collapsed and died long ago under the weight of people’s collective ill will.
Instead, he’s living his best life while ruining the lives of the women who fall for him.
As much as the world has tried to forget, Rihanna and Chris did reconcile a few years after the horrific incident in 2009.
While that is over, fans cannot help but fear that Chris might succeed in getting back with her.
Those familiar with the cycle of domestic violence know that abusers tend to be excellent at manipulating their victims.
They convince them that things are their fault.
They also convince them that they’ve changed or grown as people, and that “this time” will be different.
Obviously, “this time” is always the same as before.
The victim then blames themselves for going back and may avoid telling people out of shame. And the cycle continues.
It is the fervent hope of fans that Rihanna will never again allow Chris to darken her doorway.
She is a singer, an actress, a model, and a businesswoman.
She has also been in more relationships in which she’s seen a broader spectrum of what romantic partners can be like.
She famously dated Saudi businessman Hassan Jameel, after which a friend of hers remarked that she sometimes simply gets bored of men.
Chris Brown hasn’t changed, but Rihanna has grown as a person.
It’s great to see people rushing to her defense, however. It’s what she deserves.
Chris Brown is arguing against paying more child support to his 4-year-old daughter, saying he doesn’t want her to be spoiled. And we all know from Chris Brown’s history that if there’s one thing he cares about it’s women being treated properly.
A number of people have taken the report from The Blast about the court battle over child support between Brown and his daughter’s mother Nia Guzman to mean Brown is a deadbeat dad, but in his defense he appears to pay about $10,000 a month in child support, Guzman just wants more than twice that and a quarter of a million dollars in back-pay.
I’m sorry, but you don’t need that much money to raise a kid. It’s hard not to see this as an attempt just to get money for herself and not the kid. She wants $21,000 a month in child support. The average American family makes abut $49,000 a year, so she can raise the kid just fine on the $120,000 Brown is willing to pay. Oh, and Floyd Mayweather gave her $20,000 to start a website selling clothes “inspired by” her daughter.
You know, it takes a lot to make Chris Brown look like the good guy, but this is not nearly enough to make Chris Brown the good guy. He beat the shit out of Rihanna, claimed it was her fault and then got a tattoo of her with the shit beat out of her. Fuck that guy, I hope he has to pay 100% of his wages to this crazy lady he knocked up.
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Chris Brown had just finished a concert in Tampa, Florida when the cops showed up to arrest him. The concert was that bad.
Actually, Brown had a felony assault warrant out for his arrest stemming from an April 2017 incident where he clocked a photographer.
Brown allegedly sucker punched the photographer for doing his job and taking photos of the singer at an appearance at AJA Channelside. The photographer ended up with a cut lip. Dude got in a cheap shot and the end result was a cut lip? He should have been arrested for throwing a weak ass punch.
Brown left after the punch occurred. Following the incident, AJA Channelside put out a statement on their Facebook page.
“Incidents like the ones caused by Chris Brown and his team are very sad to see. As everyone witnessed he showed up to the club at around 1:30am. After only a few minutes of being there, Chris Brown himself and his team assaulted our club photographer and proceeded to walk out of the venue.”
“AJA Channelside and our employees apologize for the inconvenience Assault charges were pressed and we are dealing with the proper authorities accordingly. We appreciate your constant support!”
If you ask me, it’s the venue’s fault for paying Brown to appear.
Brown was released on $2,000 bail.
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Chris Brown looks to be in some trouble, y’all.
A report from the NY Daily News places Brown in the middle of an alleged rape and assault in Los Angeles last year. An unidentified woman filed a lawsuit against Brown, musician Lowell Grissom Jr. aka Young Lo, and an unidentified female named in the suit as Doe X.
The lawsuit states that Doe X sat on the alleged victims face in order to hold her down and force her to perform oral sex. The victim also alleges that Young Lo raped her twice.
Brown is involved as the alleged incident took place at his Los Angeles mansion. Supposedly, Brown ordered someone to push a couch in front of the door, so no one could escape. The woman then claims that Brown began playing loud music and porn in an effort “to create a hyper-sexualized environment in the sealed bedroom.”
At least we know he didn’t play any of his music.
The alleged victim claims that she was invited to an afterparty at a recording studio after attending a concert at One Oak on February 23, 2017. Her phone was then confiscated and she went to Brown’s mansion in an effort to retrieve it. Her mom tracked the phone and called the cops. Brown allegedly refused to let the cops in and waved a gun in the air during the party.
The allegations were brought to the Los Angeles police department as well.
Brown’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, stated that the plaintiff asked the singer for $17 million before filing the lawsuit.
It’s 2018. Brown doesn’t have that kind of money anymore. Dude hasn’t put out a hit song in at least 10 years.
Also, no matter how hard he tries, Chris Brown will never be R. Kelly.
Hurricane Harvey was a Category 4 storm when it first made landfall in Texas.
We have all seen the photos of the flooding. We've seen highways that have flooded so high that the water above them has waves.
We've seen people standing on rooftops, people riding boats between houses, and heard the horrifying stories of people who were swept away by the water.
Celebrities have heard this, too, and they have been using their considerable platforms and their own personal resources to help with the relief effort.
As climate change continues to destabilize what were once more temperate weather patterns, these "500 year storms" will be coming more and more frequently.
Many believe that we need a better coordinate governmental response when these disasters strike. It's good to hear stories of private citizens acting as heroes, but it's better if they never have to.
In the mean time, however, boat owners have been taking time off of work and traveling with their boats towards Texas where they hope to help distribute supplies and reach people who are still stranded.
Celebrities are donating money to the relief effort, but some stars are doing even more.
1. JJ Watt
2. Jennifer Lopez and Alexander Rodriguez
3. DJ Khaled
4. Nicki Minaj
5. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
6. Kevin Hart
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Celebrity domestic violence occurs even in the most seemingly-stable relationships.
Hollywood violence knows no gender, age, or reason, and some of these allegations are gonna curl your toes.
Who dragged his partner with a car? Who beat someone's face in so badly she needed to be hospitalized? Whose own mother and sister accused this superstar, award-winning actor of physical abuse?
Things are about to get real deep and dark in here, so we hope you have a flashlight, a blanket, and a box of tissues, because ugh.
Also, hey, can someone remind these asshats that violence is never the answer?
That could be pretty helpful, all things considered.
1. Chris Brown
2. Johnny Depp
3. Columbus Short
4. Joe Budden
5. Bobby Brown
6. Sean Penn
It’s been over two years since Karrueche Tran broke up with Chris Brown, but his presence continues to loom large to this day.
It seems that the notoriously volatile R&B singer has made it impossible for the 29-year-old model to move on with her life.
Tran revealed in court this week that Chris Brown stalked and threatened her for months following the couple’s breakup.
TMZ reports that her testimony helped convince a judge to grant a five-year restraining order against Brown, effective today.
He is barred from contacting her or being in the same location as Karrueche for that entire time period. Why?
Tran revealed in court that Brown was violent with her on more than one occasion during their relationship.
Then, after their breakup, he repeatedly threatened her with violence and demanded that she return jewelry and other gifts he had given her.
When she refused, Tran told the judge at her hearing this afternoon, Brown became increasingly aggressive toward her.
“I’m not being nice to you no more,” he texted her at one point.
“If I see you out in public again and I’m there I will make you hate me even more, don’t be anywhere I’m out in public.”
“I’m going to ban you from all events.”
Brown allegedly issued threats via social media, sometimes in response to photos of Karrueche in the presence of male friends.
“I can get my money back and I’m tired of playing games,” he reportedly wrote on one of her accounts.
“Bitch I will beat the s–t out of you,” he commented at one point, later threatening, “I promise you I will make your life hell.”
Tran says he recently wrote “Imma kill blood” under a photo of her and actor Michael B. Jordan.
Brown was not in court today and was reportedly barred from listening to the proceedings over the phone.
His lawyer, however, mercilessly grilled Tran, accusing her of “taunting” Brown by claiming that she’d sold the jewelry he gave her.
The attorney also implied that Tran was lying about being mistreated by Brown, pointing out that she has never filed a criminal complaint against the singer.
The judge wasn’t having it and granted Tran’s request for legal protection from the star, whose reputation precedes him at this point.
Tran and Brown broke up after she learned that he had a child from a previous relationship with Nia Guzman that he had kept a secret for several years.
It was not the first time the couple called it quits.
Tran had broken up with Brown on several prior occasions, most notably when he shared an explicit photo of her on social media without her knowledge or consent.
Brown, of course, has a well known history of abusing women.
In 2009, he was arrested for violently assaulting then-girlfriend Rihanna, a shocking and gruesome story that has followed him ever since.
Tran says she feared a similar fate.
Throughout much of her relationship with Brown, she said she worried that he would make good on various threats of violence after they broke up.
The singer has yet to speak on today’s ruling, but he did speak about Rihanna in a recent documentary, “Chris Brown: Welcome to My Life.”
Brown says that Rihanna grew very upset after they left a pre-Grammy party in his Lamborghini that night over eight years ago.
He let his girlfriend go through his phone in order to prove he wasn’t keeping any secrets after he had spoken with an ex earlier.
Only she did come across an opened text from this woman … who informed Brown she’d be at the aforementioned party.
At some point in the intense argument, Brown punched Rihanna in the face, bloodying her lip … and that it got worse. Much worse.
Rihanna grabbed his penis and Chris bit her arm. She scratched his CDs and yelled that someone was trying to kill her.
With the car pulled over at this point, a neighbor overheard and called the police. He was charged with felony assault.
Warning: don't listen to this new Chris Brown track unless you're prepared to blush for the rest of the day, perhaps the rest of your entire life. Because yes, it is that obscene.
For some unfathomable reason, Chris Brown still has a career. Bizarre, right?
Yes, he's talented at singing and dancing and all that, but he's also The Worst. But still, people allow him to record and release music, and so here we are.
Last night, Chris gave us this new jam called "Privacy," and it's ... well, it sure is something.
The lyrics are remarkably suggestive. Or not "suggestive" so much as "explicitly sexual."
But it gets worse -- with the story Chris weaves in this song, a lot of people are assuming that it's about Rihanna and their supposedly rekindled relationship.
"Know my lovin' don't change," he sings at one point. "I don't really give a f-ck what a hater say."
Get it, because we've heard that Rihanna's friends (and also the rest of the whole entire world) are urging her to stay away from him? Perhaps we're all the "haters" in question.
Then, at the end of the song, Chris horrifyingly raps "Stop runnin' from this dick, I ain't 'bout to let you slide this time."
That could easily be about Rihanna, who's slid away from him twice now. And goodness knows she should be running from "this dick."
Listen to the song below, and let us know what you think:
Making bad music doesn’t make you a bad person. Threatening to hit women, and then doing it, makes you a disgusting human being. Chris Brown is a disgusting human being.
Former girlfriend Karrueche Tran has filed a restraining order against Brown claiming that he’s threatened to kill her and harm her friends.
According to TMZ:
Karrueche claims in a sworn statement to the judge, earlier this month Chris “told a few people that he was going to kill me.” She then says Chris told the friends if he can’t have her then no one else can, threatening he was going to “take me out” and “threatened to shoot me.”
Karrueche also says several years ago Chris “punched me in my stomach twice,” and “pushed me down the stairs.” This would have been during the time Chris was on probation for the Rihanna beating.
The legal docs also claim Chris has threatened to harm her friends and even recently threw a drink at one of them.
Can we get Derrick Lewis to smash this fool?
The restraining order calls for Brown to stay 100 yards away from Tran, her mother, and her brother. Yeah, that will stop him. How about we just keep him under house arrest and never pay attention to him again in hopes that he goes away?
Too bad that fight with Soulja Boy is never going to happen.
In The Aziz Ansari VS. Chris Brown Feud, Michael Rapaport Makes The Strange Choice To Defend Chris Brown
Oh, Michael, noooooo.
As you may recall, the Parks And Recreations alum took a dig at C.Breezy while hosting SNL and the Loyal singer did NOT appreciate the shade. In fact, the A-lister clapped back at the Master Of None creator with a racially-insensitive slur. Ugh.
So, obviously, we were shocked to hear that Mr. Rapaport is siding with Brown in this controversial beef. The Boston Public actor even went as far as to call Ansari a "little politically correct fuck" on his I Am Rapaport: Stereo Podcast. DAYUM!
Unfortunately, Michael didn't stop there as he added:
"Aziz Ansari, who the fuck do you think you are? Why are you dragging him [Chris Brown] through the mud? Who are you to talk about him?'"
Ummm, it's called a joke! Regardless, The Heat star felt the need to REALLY drag the 33-year-old as he continued:
"Obviously, nobody supports beating women. OK. This guy has obviously suffered, you see all the trouble he has and all the trouble that surrounds him. He's definitely dealing with some shit and dealing with his own personal demons. But Aziz Ansari, you are one of these holier-than-thou political correct police. This little fuck. Mr. racial, he's like Mr. provocative… he's like, 'Oh, the brown people this.' He's always talking about the brown people and I get that he tries to be racially provocative. He is racially provocative…
I said this once and I'll say it again. If you watch his show Master of None,… Aziz Ansari, Mr. fucking racially provocative, Mr. fucking button pusher, politically correct judger, has never seen a white girl he hasn't liked. This guy, every single girl on his show that he's with, white girls...You ain't never saw a white girl you didn't like, did you Mr. brown guy?"
Look who's being provocative now? Clearly, the 46-year-old didn't enjoy Aziz's Netflix show. LOLz!
However, despite his animosity towards the Emmy winner, Michael is still a fan of Ansari's as he concluded:
"Fuck you, you little politically correct fuck, you. I'm not saying he's not funny. I'm not saying he's not talented. And I'm not saying his voice isn't warranted, but you are not holier than thou."
On the flip side, Rapaport supports the SNL writer Katie Rich who was suspended for making an insensitive tweet about Barron Trump. After claiming that Hollywood would "embrace" Rich after her social media snafu, the NY native noted:
"Her career will be just fine. She'll be back writing on 'Saturday Night Live' and she will be taking meetings in the offseason… you will hear about her selling a movie to a big studio ASAP. That's the way things work in Hollywood."
Again, why are you so pissed at Aziz? We mean, aside from the mixed messages, he pretty much lost his argument the minute he started defending Brown. Sigh...
[Image via PNP/WENN.]
Stay classy Chris.
Aziz Ansari hosted SNL last Saturday. The reviews were overwhelmingly positive. Ansari, of course, talked about Donald Trump and the elections. He didn’t go off on hating on the Republicans. Instead, he framed the problems in, *gasp*, a mature way. If you haven’t seen the monologue, here it is.
I’ll give Dave Chappelle’s monologue a slightly better mark. More low-key, the jokes wormed their way into your head.
In one joke, Ansari said “Donald Trump is basically the Chris Brown of politics.” He explained that maybe you like Brown’s music, but you’re not into all his “extracurriculars,” i.e. whuppin’ on your girl.
Brown didn’t like that.
He Instagrammed his response. And it was racist.
Yup, “FUCK NO!!!!!! Somebody tell ALADDIN HOP OFF MY DICK!”
In another ‘gram, he wrote that he “can’t catch a fucking break.” Does being a racist have something to do with that?
Oh and by the way, Aladdin takes place in the Middle East and Ansari is Indian. But you know, racists aren’t gonna care about geography.
Sure, why not? Whatever.
Ok, so first off this is fucking crazy ridiculous. Soulja Boy and Chris Brown were originally supposed to fight, with Mike Tyson training Chris Brown.
Because I guess men that beat the shit out of women gotta stick together.
That’s not happening anymore, probably because Soulja Boy bitched out, but in response Mike Tyson dropped an insane diss track and video aimed at Soulja Boy called “If You Show Up.”
Yeah, we have reached peak surreality.
The video is just hot girls working out in the gym and involves Shakespearean level disses aimed at Soulja Boy like:
If you show up? it’s going down
I’m gonna teach him how to knock your ass out
Soulja Boy was talking shit on Instagram
But social media don’t make a fucking man
OH SNAP OH SNAP OH SNAP
The best line in the whole song is probably:
Imma sting like a venereal disease
What the fuck is 2017? Donald Trump is gonna be president. Mike Tyson is rapping about training Chris Brown to kill Soulja Boy?
What is happening?
In case you haven’t heard, Chris Brown and Soulja Boy are scheduled to fight each other. Mike Tyson is training Chris Brown, write your own domestic violence jokes, while Floyd Mayweather is training Soulja Boy.
Tyson has already revealed his game plan from Brown.
“I’m training Chris, he chose me as his trainer to take on Soulja Boy. And Soulja Boy, what the fuck you talking about? I’m gonna teach him how to bite somebody’s ear. Yeah, that’s right. I’m gonna teach him every dirty trick in the book to knock you out. I’m not going to teach him how to run.”
I’m 99% certain that this fight won’t happen, but I really hope I’m wrong and that this gets the full HBO treatment. I want weekly 24/7 specials, press conferences, weigh-ins, everything. This whole thing is absurd, so go all out with it and make it worth our time.
Tyson’s promise to “teach him every dirty trick in the book” is a good tactic, but it’s not like Mayweather doesn’t know those same tricks. Not only does Floyd know the same tricks, but he’s also a better fighter than Tyson.
At least we can all agree that if the fight does happen, we’re all rooting for Soulja Boy, right?
I’ll bet you $15 Soulja Boy has a new song coming out soon and is tryna scrape his way back into relevance by fighting people on the internet.
That big $15 will probably be more than his upcoming single makes.
Chris brown just called me and said he wanna fight me because I liked @karrueche picture on Instagram this nigga a bitch
— Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) January 3, 2017
If this is real, Chris Brown will be dead in 48 hours. Unless Chris Brown only hits teen girls after all. Nah. He stomped on a man’s head one time. Soulja Boy then told ’em in a series of tweets:
Aye @chrisbrown pull up nigga I'll knock yo Bitch Ass out stop snorting so much coke nigga. FRUITS
— Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) January 3, 2017
That nigga @chrisbrown better not tweet shit with his pussy ass. He called my phone trippin so now I'm trippin Fuck nigga. Fruits!
— Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) January 3, 2017
Chris Brown then called him a snitch via video message.
And Soulja Boy tore him up by reminding everybody that he beat the shit out of Rihanna.
All this because Soulja Boy commented with some heart eyes on his ex-gf’s instagram pic.
Somebody put these kids in time out and take away their phones.
Chris Brown surprised his fans by releasing Party, his latest single, and now just a day later he’s going after those same fans a little bit in a now-deleted Instagram rant about the lack of support he’s getting on iTunes!!!
The rapper has spent the last week promoting Party on social media, and also debuted his new music video late Friday night to millions of views on Vevo and elsewhere, but it apparently hasn’t translated to happiness for the artist, who sounded heated on IG when he blasted his fans — and “non-lyrical rappers” — over the single!
Ch-ch-check out the screenshots of the now-deleted rant, in full, here:
And Breezy wasn’t done, since he continued the rant after the IG scroll (below):
In case you can’t quite make out all of it, here’s Breezy calling out his fans and actively sabotaging his own work by, well, not exactly being appreciative of the support he is receiving (below):
“Take ya head out y’all a** and support the only artist left with a vision and dedication to his fans. I Aint GONE KEEP BUSTING MY A** FOR IT TO BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED BY F*CKN***AS IN SOCIETY! IM ON MY GORILLA SH*T! … I’m passionate about my sh*t and you can name one n***a that directs his own sh*t/spend money on my projects out my pocket!!! … Y’all better wake up following these non lyrical rappers and scared a** internet thugs! #NOMOREFAKESH*T. Put yo money where ya mouth is!!!! Simple as that!!! ( NO ARROGANCE, I JUST KNOW WHAT IM WORTH) you should to!”
What do U think, Perezcious readers?!
Let us know in the comments (below)!!!
Move over, Kim Kardashian versus Taylor Swift.
There's a new feud in Hollywood, and this one has come out with guns blazing.
Literally, according to one of the participants.
Chris Brown says he did not hold a gun to Baylee Curran's head. Baylee Curran says he did. Who do you believe? View Poll »
On Tuesday morning, Baylee Curran paid a visit to Chris Brown's house.
This much does not appear to be in dispute.
She spent time with a friend in Brown's hot tub and then went inside the mansion.
This also appears to be agreed upon by both parties.
But then the stories diverge, with Curran claiming she tried to get a close look at a diamond necklace, only for Brown to flip the eff out.
Like, REALLY flip out.
The former beauty pageant winner told authorities and then various media outlets that Brown pulled a gun on her and demanded she leave his home.
Curran obeyed, called 911 and caused a standoff to take place for the next 14 hours after police arrived on the scene and Brown refused to let cops into his house.
At one point, he reportedly dropped a bag full of guns and drugs out the window. Yet he still remained inside.
After a lot of back and forth, along with some crazy Chris Brown videos, authorities obtained a search warrant and finally arrested Brown.
He was taken into custody on the felony charge of assault with a deadly weapon.
A few hours later, Brown was released on $250,000 bail and his attorney has since gone on his own media tour, telling everyone who will listen that his client is innocent.
Through this same attorney, Brown has denied all allegations against him.
Heck, he's even released a new song!
Curran, meanwhile, has spoken to TMZ, Extra and E! News, making the most of her time in the spotlight and swearing that Brown really did stick a weapon on her face.
She says she feared for her life and his hand was on the trigger.
"I really do understand [why people think I'm doing it for publicity]...I don't understand why he's the victim now," Curran told E!, adding:
"Obviously he has a lot of support, a lot of fans who are going to back him up. I'm just some random girl that wants to be in the limelight.
"Although if I wanted the limelight in fame, I wouldn't have done it this way."
In the end, this comes down to a case of He Said/She Said.
(Brown also thinks it comes down to a lawyer who has a personal beef with him.)
That's why we've posted the poll at the top of this article. That's why we want to know what YOU think.
Do you assume Chris Brown is guilty, due to his past with Rihanna and his clear temper problem?
Do you think Curran is simply seeking attention with this accusation?
There aren't many other ways to interpret the situation here, right?
Either Brown is telling the truth or Curran is telling the truth.
Scroll up and let your voice be heard: Do you believe Chris Brown or Baylee Curran?
The inevitable has happened; Chris Brown has been arrested for assault with a deadly weapon following the insane events of this morning.
According to officials, Brown pulled a gun on a guest at his home early Tuesday morning after an argument, allegedly over some jewelry.
The woman, Baylee Curran (below), filed a police report against the troubled R&B singer, and the cops followed up, obtaining a warrant.
Incredibly, things got even weirder from there.
While he was holed up in his residence, Chris hurled bags of guns and drugs at the cops in a dramatic (even by his standards) standoff.
Seriously. All of that happened! Today.
At that point, it was only a brief matter of time until police officials arrested the singer, who will be taken down to the station for processing.
It's a place he knows well at this point.
TMZ, which broke the story earlier, says that some friends of Brown's were hanging out him when a couple of uninvited guests rolled up.
Curran got into an argument with Chris and was told to leave, allegedly at gunpoint. Bailey called the police, who went over to investigate.
After a few hours of being stonewalled, officers called SWAT for back-up and demanded to see if Brown had the gun Curran had described.
Chris refused to allow them in.
The 27-year-old did dump a duffel bag full of weapons and drugs at the cops' feet, however, taunting law enforcement officials as he did so.
"Come and get me," the deeply disturbed star screamed, aware that they had a warrant and seemingly unaware of the consequences.
For her part, Bailey Curran says she's hung out Chris Brown in the past and that he had been perfectly nice to her, but not this time.
Curran says she and a friend went over to his crib, chilled outside in the hot tub and went back inside, which is when all hell broke loose.
After seeing a member of Chris' crew show off a piece of jewelry, Curran went to get a closer look, only to have the dude totally freak.
Chris then flipped the f--k out as well.
Screaming at Baylee to “get the f--k out” of his house, Brown then allegedly pulled out a piece and pointed it in her direction.
Curran tried to do just that, but says Brown’s friends tried to take her phone and make her sign a non-disclosure agreement.
She refused, and left with her friend, unharmed; Brown, she believes, was likely under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Naturally, Chris denied he did anything and posted a profane rant against the police, who can "suck a fart out of my ass."
For all he cares. Yes, that is a direct quote.
There you have it, people. At least for now.
We caution that this story is still developing, details are still unclear and yes, Team Breezy, he is innocent until proven guilty.
We know. He is entitled to and will receive due process and the best legal defense money can buy. But this much is clear:
He is a very, very troubled individual.
The VMAs aren't like other award shows.
But unlike when someone you met on Tinder tells you they're not like other girls/guys, in this case, the claim is legit.
You never know what might happen at the VMAs.
Kanye might interrupt someone's acceptance speech.
Nicki Minaj might call out Miley Cyrus.
Kanye might interrupt everyone's acceptance speeches.
You really never know.
In fact, the only thing that's certain is: there will be some amazing performances.
Check out the gallery below to relive some of the most unforgettable musical moments from 32 years of the VMAs.
1. Beyonce: "Love on Top," 2011
2. Madonna: "Like a Virgin," 1984
3. Britney Spears: "Slave 4 U," 2011
4. Taylor Swift: "You Belong With Me," 2009
5. Eminem: "The Real Slim Shady"/"Way I Am," 2000
6. Diddy, Faith Evans, Sting: "I'll Be Missing You"
We're equal opportunity
offenders truth-tellers here at The Hollywood Gossip.
So, because we previously documented the large number of terrible celebrity mothers out there., it's only fair that we now turn things around and ask:
Who is the worst famous father in Hollywood?
Unfortunately (for their kids), there are a number of contenders for this dishonor. Click through the nominees below and decide on the most dismal of all these dads...
1. Jon Gosselin
2. Charlie Sheen
3. Matthew Knowles
4. Woody Allen
5. Scott Disick
6. Michael Lohan
When you hear the name Chris Brown, what comes to mind?
Girlfriend beater is the natural first thing. Relentless douchebag is another.
I know I'm not the only one.
But evidently, the judge in Brown's custody battle with Nia Guzman doesn't see it that way, or doesn't think it matters, because the rapper just won a major victory in the fight for daughter Royalty.
Guzman had asked the courts to restrict Brown's custody of the child, claiming that her ex was unfit to care for her, reports TMZ.
Brown's ex alleged that his drug use and gang affiliations would put Royalty in danger, and wanted to enforce strict supervision when the toddler was with Brown.
Guzman also requested that the courts reduce the amount of contact Brown would have with Royalty, who turns two this month.
The verdict? Denied.
Brown and Guzman will continue to share custody of Royalty, and he gets to see her 12 days a month unsupervised.
The former model is also asking to increase her child support from $2,500 to nearly $16,000 a month, but we still don't know where the ruling on that stands.
While Brown continually shows complete and utter disrespect for women, he appeared to be protective of his daughter earlier this week.
Guzman posted a photo to Instagram of Royalty posing in a tutu during dance class, and Brown deemed it most inappropriate.
(The idea that Chris Brown feels justified in calling anything inappropriate still blows our minds.)
"It's crazy to me that a parent would OK dressing our daughter like she 16," Brown wrote in the comments section. "I ain't cool wit that. She is 2!!!!"
Floored that Brown would actually slut-shame his own daughter for her attire, Guzman fired back.
"If anybody thinks something is wrong with a baby... mad at the world in dance class... in her TUTU... U need to go pray! #Namaste," Guzman wrote.
Let's pray the judge made the right decision.
Chris Brown has been accused of punching a woman in the face.
According to TMZ, which broke this story, the controversial singer and the alleged victim were in attendance early Saturday morning at a party inside Brown’s suite at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas.
The woman, Liziane Gutierrez, has told authorities that she snuck her cellphone into the gathering and snapped a photo of Brown.
But the singer caught Gutierrez doing so, screamed at her and reportedly hit her once in the right eye.
Gutierrez says she left the party immediately and called the cops a few hours later. She was never taken to a hospital.
Police are investigating the allegation, although a rep for the artist tells TMZ that the woman's claims are "undeniably untrue."
Brown, of course, infamously beat up Rihanna back in 2009.
He never faced jail time for the incident and he is known for having a short fuse.
We're not saying he committed this act or anything. We're just saying that little about Brown would surprise us at this point.
However, Brown learned that he is the father of a little girl named Royalty last year and has vowed ever since to clean up his act, to set a good example for his child.
We're not sure why he's therefore hanging out with Scott Disick, but whatever. The two are supposedly sober buddies.
We'll update this latest Chris Brown story and accusation when more news breaks.
The singer, 26, made his affection for daughter Royalty known by including the 16-month-old on the cover of his new album, which shares the little girl’s moniker.
In the cover photo, which Brown debuted on Instagram Friday, the shirtless rapper is seen holding the little girl close to his chest.
“#ROYALTY ALBUM COVER,” Brown wrote on the photo sharing site.
Royalty is Brown’s daughter with Nia Guzman. In September, the rapper was granted joint-custody of the tiny tot after a dramatic custody battle.
The court decided that Royalty will use Brown’s last name and split her time between her mother and father. Brown will spend 12 days per month with the girl, and will have to pay $2,500 a month in child support along with covering Royalty’s schooling, health insurance, medical bills and nannies, TMZ initially reported.
Earlier today, we reported that Chris Brown and Nia Guzman would face off in court to determine who would receive custody of their 1-year-old daughter, Royalty.
It turns out, we were only half right. Nia showed up in court, and Chris was a no-show.
But don't worry, he was still received the 50/50 joint custody decision he was hoping for, because the world is a terrible place and you can do whatever you want if you're rich.
In fairnedd, Nia was swinging for the fences and asking that Chris receive only supervised visitation rights.
The judge wasn't having it, and not only did he rule that Chris and Nia would share custody, he also decided that Nia will continue to receive $2,500/month in child support (She was requesting $15,000.) and must cease talking trash about Chris online.
Yes, Chris somehow raised Johnny Cochran and Robert Kardashian from the dead, because that is quite the victory for a guy who couldn't even be bothered to show up for court.
You might be thinking that Chris couldn't attend because he was busy touring, and you would be half right.
He performed in Dallas last night - and the hearing was three hours away in Houston today.
But don't worry, Chris has finally made the trip. Royalty will be heading home with him this afternoon. And by "home," we mean to his next tour stop in Houston.
Now, one of the victims is going after the singer, saying the violent act was all his fault!
Paul Briley filed a lawsuit against the musician, claiming he was hurt in the shooting because the artist didn't have enough security at the club.
Paul claims that he has permanent injuries from the incident, and that Chris should have beefed up on security, since his shows have gotten violent in the past.
Ummmmm. We don't really see how this is Chris' fault. What happened at this nightclub was a terrible tragedy, but it should have been the venue staff's job -- not Chris' bodyguards -- to make sure no one was wielding weapons.
But what do U think, Perezcious readers?
[Image via WENN.]