Here’s a video of a woman who thought it would be a great idea to William Tell herself in a bar in NYC. I’m pretty sure alcohol was involved because why wouldn’t it be? You don’t sit under a dartboard and shout at a guy throwing pointy brass needles at you, “Go you fucking pussy, go!,” while sober.
Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what the goal was. And I’m not sure she did either. As you can probably already tell by me writing about this, things did not go as planned.
The first dart thrown at her missed by a little. The second dart, thrown while she was still in shock and awe, didn’t miss her at all. In fact, it was a bullseye. Literally. The goddamn dart sailed through the air and went right in her eye complete with squishy sound effect.
Despite everyone realizing that the situation was now fucked, the guy flinging the darts decided to throw the third one because… why not? He probably already blinded her anyway. Might as well finish it off.
Daniel DiCriscio posted a photo:
A drunk Daniel DiCriscio grabs his crotch for the Paparazzi while wearing a mini kilt as he exits an Irish Pub on the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood on St. Patrick’s Day 2017.
Daniel DiCriscio posted a photo:
An intoxicated Daniel DiCriscio wearing a mini kilt for St. Patrick's Day flips off the paparazzi from behind as he exits an Irish Pub on the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood, CA 2017.
limonpervez posted a photo:
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OK, this is NSFW, so if you can't stomach it, Stop. Right. Here.
...but for the brave souls out there, you'll never believe what a couple of drunk guys decided to do with a hot dog and a sword!
In an amazing/disgusting new YouTube video, one (obviously drunk) guy handles a sword, while another (probably drunker) guy leans back and looks up, with a hot dog in his mouth as a crowd looks on, excited for a show.
The swordsman prepares to slice through the hot dog -- but, well, you can probably predict what happens next!!!
Ch-ch-check out the totally NSFW video (below):
[Image via YouTube.]