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Woman Wears Swimsuit Upside-Down, Complains to Company That Her Vagina is Exposed

Ladies, if your swimsuit doesn’t cover your vagina, you might want to consider the possibility you’ve put it on wrong. Because if you just go “Hunh, that’s weird” and walk around a waterpark with your vagina exposed you will be asked to leave and then be embarrassed by your friends on social media when your complaint to the company goes viral.

If that sounds too specific to be a general summertime tip, it’s because this very thing did happen to a Twitter user named Lyndsey.

Don’t you wish you had friends who would tell the entire internet you put your Andre the Giant-style Swimsuit on upside down and showed a boutique fashion label your gusset?

Think Andre ever made that mistake and came to the ring with his singlet on upside down and his cock flapping in the breeze? Probably not, because unlike Lyndsey, Andre could hold his liquor.

Swimsuit or not, why are you getting all the way naked to pee? Just pull the strap off your shoulder and slide it down, keep your legs in the holes.

By the way, how would you like to be the social media person for Pear Swimsuits who had to field this? “Ach, ah wasnae plannin’ on seein’ this dobber’s fanny todae.” See, because they’re all Scottish and therefor their speech is unintelligible to civilised people.

And remember, if you can feel the air on your genitals in public, something has probably gone wrong.

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Funny GIF Of The Day: Anyone Who Says True Love Doesn’t Exist…

May I introduce you to my new favorite power couple

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Funny GIF Of The Day: I’m Just Gonna Rest Here for a Second

Who sold him another suitcase of Natty Lite?

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Funny GIF Of The Day: Meanwhile in Germany

Just don’t ask him how he acquired these skills

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Funny GIF Of The Day: Haven’t Done This in a While

It goes great to the Chariots of Fire theme…

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What’s a Dart in the Eye Among Friends?

Here’s a video of a woman who thought it would be a great idea to William Tell herself in a bar in NYC. I’m pretty sure alcohol was involved because why wouldn’t it be? You don’t sit under a dartboard and shout at a guy throwing pointy brass needles at you, “Go you fucking pussy, go!,” while sober.

Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what the goal was. And I’m not sure she did either. As you can probably already tell by me writing about this, things did not go as planned.

The first dart thrown at her missed by a little. The second dart, thrown while she was still in shock and awe, didn’t miss her at all. In fact, it was a bullseye. Literally. The goddamn dart sailed through the air and went right in her eye complete with squishy sound effect.

Despite everyone realizing that the situation was now fucked, the guy flinging the darts decided to throw the third one because… why not? He probably already blinded her anyway. Might as well finish it off.

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A Drunk Daniel DiCriscio Grabs his Crotch in a Mini Kilt on St. Patrick’s Day

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A Drunk Daniel DiCriscio Grabs his Crotch in a Mini Kilt on St. Patrick's Day

A drunk Daniel DiCriscio grabs his crotch for the Paparazzi while wearing a mini kilt as he exits an Irish Pub on the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood on St. Patrick’s Day 2017.

A Drunk Daniel Flips Off the Paparazzi From Behind in a Mini Kilt on St. Patrick’s Day

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A Drunk Daniel Flips Off the Paparazzi From Behind in a Mini Kilt on St. Patrick's Day

An intoxicated Daniel DiCriscio wearing a mini kilt for St. Patrick's Day flips off the paparazzi from behind as he exits an Irish Pub on the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood, CA 2017.

15 Party Pics Drunk Celebs Don’t Want You To See

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15 Party Pics Drunk Celebs Don’t Want You To See

15 Party Pics Drunk Celebs Don’t Want You To See. There's this old Hollywood legend that Jack Nicholson once snared at the Playboy house, which wouldn't have been a major ordeal with the exception of that he slept with an excellent blonde on the hood of James Caan's panther. There's another gathering gossip that Elton John once brought down 60 valiums at an extensive family gathering. At that point, he hopped into a pool and shouted that he would soon kick the bucket, all while grandmother viewed. In yet another gathering legend, Leonardo DiCaprio once separated a hot make out session between Drew Barrymore and Heather Graham. As far as anyone knows, DiCaprio felt the young ladies just issue exasperates the little local gathering he was tossing. 15. Christina Ricci Gets So Hammered She Can’t Stand On Her Own 14. Victoria Beckham Appears To Have Wet Her Pants 13. Kiefer Sutherland Loses His Pants In A Karaoke Bar 12. Rihanna Parties On The Streets Of Barbados 11. Lindsay Lohan Made Out With Her Mom 10. Paris Hilton Is A Hot Mess Website: 10jar.com Email Me: [email protected] Google Plushttps://plus.google.com/u/0/+10jarCom Address: 4529 Red Bud Lane Polk City, FL 33868 Phone: 731-592-2300 Twitter: twitter.com/10jarCom Instagram: www.instagram.com/10jarcom FB: www.facebook.com/10jarCom-1442999542658794

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Drunk Guy Plays With Sword, Chops Off Friend’s Nose — See The Totally NSFW Video HERE!

OK, this is NSFW, so if you can't stomach it, Stop. Right. Here.

...but for the brave souls out there, you'll never believe what a couple of drunk guys decided to do with a hot dog and a sword!

In an amazing/disgusting new YouTube video, one (obviously drunk) guy handles a sword, while another (probably drunker) guy leans back and looks up, with a hot dog in his mouth as a crowd looks on, excited for a show.

[ Related: So, About That "Fried Rat" From KFC... ]

The swordsman prepares to slice through the hot dog -- but, well, you can probably predict what happens next!!!

Ch-ch-check out the totally NSFW video (below):

[Image via YouTube.]