On the list of things that no one asked for or needed, I would imagine that a gritty reboot of Dora the Explorer is right up there alongside a Golden Girls-esque sitcom starring the Teletubbies. Nevertheless, this is the world we live in, so we’re getting a gritty, hard edged reboot of Dora the Explorer, produced by Michael Bay, whether we want it or not.
Dora and the Lost City of Gold stars Isabel Moner (Instant Family) as the titular explorer, who is joined by her best pal Boots—a cgi-monkey voiced by Danny Trejo—in a quest for, you guessed it, the lost city of gold. Now, Danny Trejo voicing Boots may seem like the most bizarre decision anyone could make until you discover that infamous thieving fox Swiper will be voiced by Benicio Del Toro. I guaran-fucking-tee there’s a Swiper swiping right joke, or some sort of nonsense that has no business in this movie.
Dora is also joined on her quest by her parents, played by Michael Peña and Eva Longoria, as well as long-time adventuring pal Diego, played by Jeffrey Wahlberg, nephew to Mark. This whole debacle just seems like a jumbled mess of “who exactly is this movie for?” I doubt the finished product will end up appealing to anyone.
Dora and the Lost City of Gold opens in theaters everywhere on August 2.
Eva Longoria is getting set to ring in the new year with the most exciting news possible:
A rep for the former Desperate Housewives star has confirmed the blessed development, adding that Longoria is four months along and she even knows the gender of the baby-to-be.
It will be a boy.
And the father, of course, is Longoria's husband, Jose Baston.
The impending bundle of joy will be the first child for the 42-year old star, while Baston already has three kids.
He shares children José, Tali and Mariana with ex-wife Natalia Esperón.
Early last year, Longoria gushed over her then-fiance, telling Us Weekly all about his benevolent personality and how it especially shined through when it came to his kids.
"He’s a very selfless person and he’s an amazing dad," Longoria told the tabloid at the time, adding:
"His children are the most important thing to him and that’s really beautiful to watch.”
Baston is president of Televisa, the largest media company in Latin America.
He started dating Longoria about four years ago and the two got engaged in Dubai in December 2015.
They were married in May of 2016 in Mexico.
Longoria, meanwhile, sparked pregnancy chatter in September when she stepped out a loose-fitting dress while on vacation in Greece.
Previous to this sighting, in April of this year, Longoria laughed off other pregnancy rumors after photos of her were snapped on a board.
“I saw some pictures of myself [looking] really fat on a boat,” she laughed in a Snapchat video.
“I have to tell you, all I did was eat cheese. So that’s the news of the day. I’m not pregnant, just eating a lot of cheese, a lot of wine, a lot of pancakes.”
Well...we're sorry to report that Longoria won't be drinking very much wine over the next five months.
But it will all be worth it in the end.
The beautiful actress was cheated on by then-husband Tony Parker many years ago and admitted to People Magazine in May that she didn't really think she would walk down the aisle again.
"It's him," though," she told the publication. "He makes it all worth it."
How sweet, right?!?
Hola was the first to report the news of Longoria’s pregnancy.
We send our very best wishes to the couple!
Empire has been struggling to keep up the pace in the drama department this season, but things always seem to take a turn for the better when a character dies.
On Empire Season 3 Episode 17, Cookie rallied up her team to cause some drama at Leviticus Vegas. When the episode got underway, Cookie, Candace, and Carol make their way into the venue.
When Giuliana and Lucious spot Cookie on the security camera, Lucious is tasked with getting rid of them. Cookie causes a huge scene.
The episode flashes back two weeks to good old Lucious saying he will find the person responsible for Bella's disappearance, but he had to deal with Giuliana and the Vegas deal first.
When Thirsty questioned Giuliana about financial records she carries around with her, she gets Lucious to fire him. Yes, he actually fired Thirsty. Like, what the hell?
Cookie bumps into Thirsty and asks him to join her at her house. The meeting consists the Lyon sons, Shyne and some other people who were ready to take Giuliana down.
However, the meeting fell apart when all of them started bickering with one another, prompting concerns that they could not work as a unit.
Cookie turned to her sisters, Porsha, Chicken, and Marcel.
The women take to Vegas to put their plan in motion. However, it hit a snag when Carol could not seduce the security guard on duty.
All was not lost when it was revealed that the security guard was checking out Becky. Becky flirted with him, and the women managed to sneak on through.
Cookie took the financial ledgers straight to Charlotte, who was shocked.
“This is really bad,” she says. “Money laundering, consorting with criminals…”
Just when Cookie thought she was on to something, Lucious strolled in with a bag of money
“I didn’t know Mormons took payoffs,” Cookie barks, but Charlotte replies, “I didn’t know you people were so prone to stereotypes.”
When Lucious and Cookie left the room, but Andre emerged from the shadows, and they were closer than just friends.
In New York, Cookie tells Jamal to release his album to screw up the publicity of Lucious' album. However, her son told her that he was holding off on it.
The reason? He was joining Lucious in Vegas. Cookie was pissed and started bickering with both Jamal and Hakeem.
Surprisingly, Lucious came to her defense, saying, "Stop ganging up on her,” he says. “She came for me hard and had her feelings hurt. She just needs to lick her wounds.”
Later, Andre visited Cookie to tell her about him and Charlotte. He said she was not a fan of Lucious being in Vegas.
Finally, Tariq managed to save Bella and returned her home. Just as Tariq and Lucious are mending fences, Leah kills Tariq with a letter opener.
Something tells us Leah was in on the plan all along.
What did you think of all the twists?
Sound off below!
We’re all powering up for the Rio Olympics, and gymnastics, track and field, and swimming are all over the news. But in all the lead-up one sport we haven’t heard much about is archery. Still, the low profile of this ancient sport hasn’t kept these celebrities away; many have mastered the skill, and not just to play roles like Emma Woodhouse or Andromeda. No, these stars are on target all the time.
Accuracy Embodied: Eva Green
While preparing for 300: Rise Of An Empire, Eva Green pushed her body to the limits – the only way to truly master her role as a Persian Grand General. But Green didn’t just hit the gym a little harder to look good in costume. She did all her own stunts, including the archery and the knife- and sword-play. And don’t forget, it would have been anachronistic for Green’s character Admiral Artemisia to equip her bow with a rangefinder, so she had to develop a keen eye to hit those targets.
The Humorous Hunter: Chris Pratt
Chris Pratt is known for his role as the goofy, sweet Andy on Parks & Rec – and Andy would probably create serious chaos if handed a bow and arrow. In real life, however, Pratt comes from a family of hunters and is always happy to be out in the woods with his bow, or occasionally a rifle. He compares it to the spa, his opportunity to relax offscreen.
Out Of The Woods: Eva Longoria And Avril Lavigne
In a culture where female celebrities are typically assumed to be delicate creatures and many are publically vegan, it seems unlikely that many are natural hunters. That isn’t the case with Eva Longoria or Avril Lavigne, however, both of whom grew up hunting in Texas and Canada, respectively. Both claim their dads as hunting buddies, but the most exciting thing about Longoria’s hunting skills? Not squeamish in the least, she skins her own game.
Guitar Strings And Bow Strings: Brantley Gilbert
A singer-songwriter by day, Brantley Gilbert found himself showing his skills in a different spotlight when he made an appearance on the series Backwoods Life. There, along with host Michael Lee, Gilbert easily took out two deer on camera with a bow and arrow – clearly not his first time taking aim.
A Man Of Many Talents: Hugh Jackman
What’s not to love about Hugh Jackman? He can sing, as demonstrated in Les Mis, he pulls out amazing martial arts skills in X-Men, and in the lead-up to his role in Pan the Australian also mastered the crossbow. He may not be a seasoned hunter like some, but as Blackbeard he demonstrates excellent accuracy.
This crew of celebs may not be Olympic-level archers, but you can be sure they’ll be enjoying the event during this summer’s games. Consider tuning in too to learn more about this celebrity hobby.
“I just turned 40, so I have thought, ‘Is time running out?’ ” the former Desperate Housewives actress says in the current issue of PEOPLE. “I should be thinking about [children], but I feel like my life is full.”
“They’ve been such a gift in my life. I don’t feel like we are lacking because we don’t have a baby,” says Longoria, whose new NBC comedy, Telenovela, premieres Jan. 4 at 8:30 p.m.
Not that she’s ruled out the possibility of having a child of her own.
“We are fulfilled,” she says of life with Bastón. “If there is anything else to come, it would be icing on the cake.”
For more on Longoria’s life with Bastón, pick up the latest issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Monday.
— Patrick Gomez
Eva Longoria is desperate no more!
The Desperate Housewives star is now engaged to her BF of two years, Jose Antonio Baston!
While on a trip to Dubai, the proposal happened, which Eva quickly took to Instagram: “Ummmm so this happened….#Engaged #Dubai #Happiness.”
The 40-year-old even uploaded a photo of her and Baston kissing while she holds up her engagement ring. Idyllic, right?
Baston, who is the president of content and television at Grupo Televisa, is set to be Eva’s third husband after actor Tyler Christopher and baller Tony Parker.
We wish these lovebirds the best of luck!
Don't you dare say Eva Longoria has 20/20 vision! DON'T YOU DARE!!
Recently, the thespian teamed up with the Australian branch of Specsavers, an optometric company that sells eyeglasses!
The 40-year-old has appeared in the company's ads looking sexy in specs!
Unfortunately, some people are calling BS on the fact that the sultry Latina actually needs a vision aid!
Journalist Jenna Clarke from the Sydney Morning Herald actually criticized the actress for pretending to have poor eyesight just to sell bifocals!
This did not sit well with the Desperate Housewives star who is defending her right to be a four eyes!
On Monday, Miz Longoria took to Twitter to SLAM the writer for making such accusations!
"If you had done your journalistic duty (it's actually not that hard, a more thorough google job, or one phone call to my camp and they could have provided you any documentation) you would see that I have been wearing READING glasses since May 3, 2013. Long before Specsavers @SpecsaversAustralia called me."
She later explains why one doesn't see many pics of her wearing glasses!
"The reason your lazy journalist research of "googling" didn't turn up more pictures of me on the "red carpet" is because I don't need glasses to see far, only to READ. So unless you are in bed with me at night, or in the morning at my breakfast table reading the morning newspaper, then you probably wont find a "paparazzi" shot of me."'
The fashionista even did the research herself and posted a collage of her looking fierce in frames!
CASE IN POINT!
Being far sighted never seemed so sexy!
[Image via Eva Longoria/Twitter.]
Numerous stars of Mexican descent have hit it big in the United States.
What do they all have in common, aside from impressive drive and talent?
We'd have to imagine they despise Donald Trump, considering what the Presidential candidate has said about Mexicans.
We pay homage to these stars below, none of whom are rapists or drug dealers, no matter what Trump wants to believe...
1. Selena Gomez
2. Demi Lovato
3. Eva Longoria
4. Louis C.K.
5. Salma Hayek
6. Mario Lopez
Do you remember that reality TV show Ready For Love which Eva Longoria produced back in 2013?
Well, while the dating show didn't exactly click with fans -- it got pulled from NBC's schedule after just three episodes -- it did actually result in love!
Tim Lopez from Plain White T's was one of three celebrity contestants trying to find their perfect match... and he just married his winner over the weekend.
Tim and Jenna Reeves may have met on the Giuliana and Bill Rancic-hosted series, but after the show, they decided to date the old-fashioned way.
In an interview detailing their 4th of July wedding, Tim gushed about his bride, saying:
"I knew I was going to pick Jenna pretty much from the beginning. Getting back to reality for us meant going back to Austin and starting a very normal dating relationship.
We tried to experience things together. I met and hung out with her family. We took it really slow and waited a long time before we moved in together and got engaged."
We're so happy for them!
Congrats again, guys!!!
[Image via Jenna Reeves/Instagram.]
[Image via InStyle Magazine.]
Eva Longoria has had enough.
The 40-year-old didn't want to talk Trump because she didn't want to give him more publicity and attention, explaining:
"It struck a cord within our community that touched our emotions so deep that I don't want to contribute to that poison being spread because if I contribute, it's just going to bring even more attention to the original comments."
But, she just couldn't keep quiet any longorier.
During an interview at the National Association of Latino Independent Producers Media Summit, the actress addressed the mogul's ridiculous remarks, saying:
"What I don't think he understands and what people don't understand is words create emotional poison. That's what they do, they create emotional poison."
But once she got going about the bad business that's come from his controversial comments -- like NBC cutting ties, Mexico dropping out of Miss Universe, and both hosts quitting next month's Miss USA pageant -- she just couldn't stop.
The brunette beauty even referenced Adolf Hitler! Yikes!
"Hitler moved a nation with words, just words. So you have to expect this backlash. If you say something like that, as he has said, you must expect a backlash."
Ouch! The Donald has certainly lost a few fans, famous or otherwise, after his big speech.
So naturally, we're curious to see what he's going to be like in a debate.
[Image via Pat Denton/Joel Ginsburg/WENN.]