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Ariana Grande Looks As Exhausted As She Does Sexy After 4 Hours In The Dance Studio

I may have enough jazzercise workout VHS tapes to lure Ariana Grande to my house. It’s not that I dislike exercising in public, but people often forget the extra amount of effort it takes to get there and leave. It takes time and gas. Also I pass about five donut shops and a McDonalds on the way to a dance studio, gym, or park. That’s too much temptation. There’s only so many times you can say “get behind me Satan” before you’ve relapsed and your face is stuffed with doughnut number 11 of 12 from a dozen that you’ve almost finished in one sitting all by yourself on the way to workout.

Just look at Ariana. She looks pooped. If she had come to my house I could have lent her an extra leotard and we could have worked out right in my living room. I’d even offer her the guest air mattress to sleep over so she doesn’t have to worry about her legs giving out on the drive home. I believe in not making exercise harder than it needs to be. Hopefully Ariana is up for it. I’m even a Youtube certified yoga instructor. I can really get behind her and help her nail her downward facing down form. She’ll get the workout she deserves whenever she’s with me.

 

 

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Kimberley Garner Proves She Has The Perfect Body In Beach Workout Candids

While I don’t believe for a moment that this was some “impromptu beach workout,” I have to say that it ultimately doesn’t matter because any chance we get to see Kimberley Garner working out that incredibly hot body of hers is one worth taking.

I could care less that this was obviously a publicity stunt of some sort, likely orchestrated by one or more of Kimberley’s representatives, but good on them for making sure everyone knows that their client has got the goods and then some. In fact, they should be applauded for putting this whole charade together because it’s one of the sexiest displays of human ability I’ve seen in my life.

Whenever Apple or some other major company pulls off a marketing coup, they’re lauded and applauded for years after—hell, people are still talking about that 1984 Apple Super Bowl ad. I think that Kimberley Garner and her people deserve just as much reverence for putting something this earth-shattering and memorable—not to mention dead sexy—together.

So stuff your sorries in a sack, mister and get with the times. Just enjoy Kimberley Garner in a thong bikini working out at the beach and stop wondering about the logistical side of the whole thing. You’ll live a much happier life, guaranteed.

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Tinashe Showcases Her Sexy Flat Stomach Out In West Hollywood

As a self-proclaimed expert in self-protection, I cannot emphasize strongly enough how a poor a choice it is to use a giant red bag to carry your valuables in. Tinashe is basically yelling a challenge to everyone in the vicinity to come and snatch it from her. It is like a matador shaking his cape. I understand that she has the fit body of a dancer, but I doubt she can throw enough high kicks around to knock out every attacker on the block.

I recommend not even using a purse to carry your belongings around. A brown paper bag serves well enough to do the job, plus it’s better for the environment. The only downside is that someone might steal the paper bag thinking it contains delicious groceries. You can avoid that by writing “Health Food Store” on the outside of it.

Personally, I carry around my belongings in a dog poop bag. Only the most perverted of people would think to steal that from a person’s hands. The only downside to this option is that occasionally a store clerk will refuse to take my money because they saw me remove it from the bag. Even me trying to force them to smell the dollar doesn’t do any good.

 

 

 

 

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Lily-Rose Depp Hard Pokies In Extremely Short Crop Top

Hachi machi! Every time I think I might not be into Lily-Rose Depp because of who her dad is or because I’m just generally not attracted to waifish types, she shows up in a top like this and makes me forget any of my biases against her.

I also have a big problem with women named after two different flowers, though I guess my beef is more with Johnny and Vanessa than it is with Lily-Rose. You can’t hold anyone’s name against them, they didn’t pick it out. But still, you could just go by Lily. Or just by Rose. You don’t have to be Lily-Rose, hyphenated, even if it is your full legal name.

Don’t go by Rose though, that’s such an old lady name. I know that there have been hot Roses throughout the years, but to me it still sounds like the little old lady who used to give me butterscotch candies anytime I carried her groceries for her.

So don’t judge a book by its cover and don’t judge Johnny Depp’s daughter by her name, I guess is the lesson here. She does look fine as hell in this tiny blue top, though, that’s undeniable. Her name could Smooshy-Pooshy Depp and I’d still look.

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Kelly Ripa Smolders In White Hot Bikini Candids

If you only ever see Kelly Ripa under the hot lights of her daytime talk show, you might forget that she’s got a smoking hot fit body underneath those flowing kimonos or whatever the hell else she’s wearing on that show. Kelly’s keeping her body in business well into middle age, and you’ve got to respect any woman who can dedicate herself to looking this good long past her prime.

I’d chalk that up to her being a Jersey girl. Jersey girls are just made differently, I don’t know what it is, but they’ve got that “never say never” attitude that makes them so endearing. You’ve got to fight to get your voice heard in a Jersey household, so it clearly gave her the confidence to go out there and conquer daytime television.

So the next time you’re home sick and you come across Kelly’s talk show, come on back to this gallery and get a reminder of how hot she is when she’s not posing in expensive clothes next to certified boner-killer Ryan Seacrest. Honestly, if you’re pushing fifty and still keeping your body in thong-bikini shape, you deserve a standing ovation. Here’s to you, Kelly Ripa, for making it work and keeping it working for all these years. Jersey strong!

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Supermodel Romee Strijd Displays Her Gorgeous Figure in Sultry Model Shots

My only question when it comes to Romee Strijd is in regards to her eating habits. After she eats her belly must look like a snake after it has eaten a cow. It is just that she is so slight there simply isn’t enough mass in her body to hide it. My brother, on the other hand, could actually eat a small cow and afterwards he would only look like he was a little constipated. That is one of the benefits to roughly being the size of a small cow to begin with.

That must be why so many models go on those smoothie diets before a shoot. Liquids probably get absorbed into the body a lot quicker than solids, so they do not end up looking like they have a food baby for the next ten hours. At least, that is the feeling I get based upon my experience of drinking a case of beer versus eating an entire pizza.

Pizza always sits heavy for the entire night, but beer runs right through me. That should be included in their advertising. Beer companies might even be able to get certified by the FDA.

 

 

 

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Jasmin Walia Cleavage In A Busty, Shimmery Gown

Pea soup green never looked so good. On a semi-related note, I am not sure why pea soup is still a thing. I understand why it was once a thing, I just don’t understand why anyone is still eating it.

It was probably created when people’s access to goods was much more limited, and there came a time when the pantry was empty aside from a bunch of peas. So, they did what people do best and ate the hell out of it. It probably tasted pretty good, all things considered. But that is where it should have ended. Once our food worries could be remedied by a quick trip to the store, no one should have been subjected to that sorry excuse for a soup ever again. And I sure as hell should not be offered it for quadruple the price at a restaurant.

I do not want to be reminded of how good I have things by being told how bad things used to be. I want to be told how good things can be by being shown the good things that are still out there. That is why I choose to look at pictures of Jasmin Walia instead of any of my exes.

 

 

 

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Ada Nicodemou Sideboob Freckle In Mismatched Bikini Candids

Ada Nicodemou isn’t easy to say. I’m pretty sure I’ve never said Ada Nicodemou correctly and I do feel bad about that. In order to make myself feel better, I’m going to try and say her name while staring at sideboob freckle. It’s just the cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen.

I wonder if Ada Nicodemou has any matching freckles? Like on a part of her boob we can’t see or maybe one on her rear end. I’m telling you, I just love a girl with freckles. Always have, always will. It doesn’t matter if they have a lot or just one on their sideboob like Ada Nicodemou, if they have freckles, I love them even more. I will say I think Ada Nicodemou’s sideboob freckle might be my favorite freckle of all time. That is unless she has another somewhere that’s cuter. I don’t know if that is possible, but we’ll never know until we see it. If there is another freckle that is.

I bet Ada Nicodemou is used to people getting her name wrong. It’s hard when you got a name like Ada Nicodemou. At least she’s nice enough to show off her cleavage and freckled sideboob even though a lot of us say her name wrong. That’s a really nice gesture, Ada Nicodemou. I hope I said that right.

 

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Alexis Ren Busty Cleavage In A Lusty Little Top

This is big. I think Alexis Ren is trying to seduce me. Why else would she be posting half naked pictures online for all the world to see? I mean, I am part of the world, so she would have to know that I was going to see them.

It is just like when an ex starts posting pictures on social media with her new significant other. What she is really trying to do is make me jealous. People do not just move on with their lives and do things without considering how I might react to it. That is why whenever I see a photo of an ex online I am reminded of how obsessed they are with me.

Alexis Ren has never even met me and yet it is clear that she is obsessed. She even got her friend to take pictures of her while she is barely wearing anything at all. If that does not say, “I want you,” then I guess I do not know women as well as I thought I did. You might as well forget all of the golden advice I have provided in regards to the mind of a woman.

 

 

 

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Vogue Williams Dynamite Bikini Body In Curvy Candids

I don’t know who Vogue Williams is, and having just written an article about Serena Williams, I’m tempted to say that they’re related. Doesn’t Serena have a sister with a first name that’s also the name of a magazine? I could just be confused. It wouldn’t be the first time and it sure as shit won’t be the last.

Vogue Williams is a person. She is a female person and she has sexy female parts. She puts those parts into skimpy swimwear and then parades them around for everyone to see. I understand that such a string of sentences could apply to a large number of people, but today it just applies to Vogue Williams.

Vogue Williams grew up under the tutelage of Anna Wintour, who named her after the magazine she edited, and the rest is history. The only problem is that none of that is correct. Well, the stuff about her being female and having parts, that was all true, but the rest was nothing more than a bunch of good old fashioned hogwash.

So remember the facts: Vogue Williams is a woman, with woman parts, and she’s sexy. And so are her parts. As you can see.

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The Sexiest Stuff From Tim Tebow’s New Fiance, Former Miss Universe Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters

Good on the Tim-ster for locking that hottie down. I am so happy for him right now, as I get for any man who manages to snag himself a babe. Despite all of that, I could still do without him being in these photos. Just because he constitutes one half of this engagement does not mean he gets to turn the engagement photos into a total sausage fest.

No one cares what the guy looks like who is getting married, so I don’t see why he needs to waste his Saturday getting pictures taken. Just let the girl go off and get the romantic shots that she wants while you stay home and drink. In my opinion, that would be a good way to start your marriage off right. It tells me that you each care about the other’s happiness. How could that not be a good omen?

It is a fact that the more time you spend around someone, the higher the chances get that you will hate them. Think about it. Most of the people you hate are people you have met. So if you barely spend time around your spouse then you will probably stay married for the rest of your lives.

 

 

 

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Model Fern McCann Poses On The Beach In Skintastic Bikini Shots

These bikini shots are beautiful and all, but I can’t help but wish there was a little more. What has really been missing from my life is a glamour shot of Fern’s gully. And unlike in the movie of its namesake, I wouldn’t be heartbroken if some loggers were to come along and deforest the area.

Some places are a little more welcoming when the shrubbery has been pruned. I feel the same way when I go to the beachfront. I don’t want a bunch of reeds sprouting up from the ground. I can’t lie down on them, and if I walk without shoes then they give me papercuts between my toes. And that has got to be among the top five worst places to get papercuts. The first obviously being in my own gully.

The beach that Fern McCann is at seems to be properly maintained, though, so her feet are probably in the clear. As she prances around she’ll have no worries about papercuts, syringe pricks, or diaper stomps. It truly is a glamorous life that some people live. Maybe someday I’ll get to visit a beach like that.

 

 

 

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Meet The Model Behind The Meme, Kellen Cuthbert and Her Golden Globes FIJI Stunt

There was one lady that everyone was talking about after the Golden Globes, and no, it wasn’t Jamie Lee Curtis looking like she was auditioning to star as the villain in a dystopian YA movie…

No, it was Kellen Cuthbert, aka the Fiji Water girl who happily photobombed celebrities throughout the evening while offering up some delicious Fiji Water to slake their red carpet thirst.

Kellen is quite the hottie and managed to upstage such beauties as Amy Adams, Emmy Rossum, Lili Reinhart, Kristin Cavallari, Kaley Cuoco, Heidi Klum, Alyssa Milano, and yes, even the aforementioned Jamie Lee Curtis, who was apparently none too happy that Kellen upstaged her Activia eating ass.

I definitely like anyone that takes pleasure in their work, and Kellen is clearly someone who relishes stealing the spotlight from celebrities. Good on her, those dusty old hags have gotten enough publicity already. Make way for some new blood, and also quench your Golden Globes sized thirst with a cool, refreshing Fiji Water.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Red Hot New Bikini Pics

I don’t blame Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for looking down as she walks up those submerged steps. I have played the fool many times by being overconfident in my stepping abilities, only to bang my toes on the edge. For some reason, having it happen under water makes it hurt even more. Even the smallest bump is on the same level of pain as stepping on a lego. Maybe that has something to do with the confusion of not knowing where the pain is coming from at first.

At least it looks like the water Rosie is getting out of is clean. She can actually see the floor. Even if I was looking into the water that I normally swim in I wouldn’t be able to see anything. It’s usually so murky that I have to assume eels and piranhas are beneath the surface, rather than confirming them by sight.

The moral of the story is that you should never be too sure of your footing when walking in water. No one looks sexy when they are clutching one foot in pain while floating in the water. You naturally end up in the fetal position.

 

 

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Madison Beer Extra Sexy Model Figure In Tight Top

Why did she have to pick this day of all days to wear the high-waisted sweats? She could have chosen to wear them when she had on the over-sized t-shirt or sport’s jersey, but no. Instead she chose to wear them while also wearing the worlds smallest t-shirt.

What is the point in even having a tummy that tight if you are only going to cover it up with pants? She might as well start eating pork rinds and drinking milk shakes if she is going to keep it on lockdown.

Teenagers have been rebelling against high-waisted pants for decades now. That is why we started sagging our pants so low. And now Madison Beer has decided to start waving the white flag and give in to convention. She is really putting herself at risk of losing my respect. It is going to take a hell of a lot for her to get back in my good graces. I mean, I don’t want to pressure her into doing anything just to please me, but a pair of high heels and some yoga pants would do wonders. I know those don’t usually go together, but I feel like playing Frankenstein.

 

 

 

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Mariane Calazan Tight Body In A Pink Camo Bikini

Every time I slap on a camo sweatshirt or my favorite camo sweatpants someone always makes a joke about how “they can’t see me”. Let me tell you, the jokes aren’t funny. You don’t have to like camo stuff, but other people do. And for someone of us wearing camo is sexy. You wouldn’t sit here and tell me you can’t see Mariane Calazan looking all sexy in a pink camo bikini.

And don’t give me none of that “pink camo isn’t very effective!” nonsense. Camo is an acceptable pattern to wear in fashion. Just like stripes, plaids, and all the rest of them. Come on, man, don’t go on and on about camo, just enjoy Mariane Calazan wearing a bikini. You wouldn’t want her to be wearing everything that would make it hard to see her amazing body. In fact, you want to wearing stuff that is bright, colorful, full of life, stuff that will make you notice she’s in a bikini. I gotta be honest, I’m not sure Mariane Calazan could wear anything that would make us notice her in a bikini.

I kind of hope that Mariane Calazan wearing a camo bikini will change some minds. Even if it doesn’t I’m sure gonna enjoy hell out of it! Mariane Calazan in a camo bikini is the best use of camo ever.

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Dua Lipa Banging Body In Gorgeous Social Media Selfies

Normally when I see a girl crouched on a tabletop it ends in disaster, but there is almost always an unhealthy amount of alcohol involved, so it isn’t that surprising. Hopefully Dua Lipa is marginally more sober than all of those past women were. I am not saying she needs to have the reflexes of a cat in order to get down from the counter successfully, but it wouldn’t be the worse thing.

Counters are a cat’s dominion, after all. It is probably good for Dua’s sake that there isn’t a cat in the area. I’m not sure if she would have been able to win a turf war. Once the cat realized it couldn’t push her off the counter then it would have moved on to using its claws mercilessly.

Cats are notorious dicks. They probably would not be too keen on having Dua’s competition on the high ground. And cats wouldn’t think twice about scratching her eyes out. They don’t value beauty as highly as the rest of us do. I think that is where most of their anger comes from. If they were more appreciative of the good things in life then they probably wouldn’t be so quick to destroy everything they come into contact with.

 

 

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Chantel Jeffries Perfect Bikini Body And She Know It

Either it is not very warm at that beach or the soles of Chantel Jeffries’s feet are made out of leather, because she is walking over that sand like the terminator after locating its target. A true test of a man’s manhood is when he takes a woman to the beach. He has the choice to be honest about how much the hot sand hurts or he can take after Chantel and act like he hasn’t felt an emotion since his father abandoned the family when he was four years old.

The latter option is a popular choice. Not because it is easy to overcome such pain, it is just that it is easier than gaining back the respect of the woman. Once she has seen you prance around looking for the spots in the sand that might be slightly cooler she is going to know exactly the kind o man that you are. Which is to say the kind of man that won’t get out of bed to see what the sound was in the middle of the night.

“I don’t know what it was, Sara. You’re the one with the good ears. Why don’t you go check it out. The murderer could sneak up on me.”

 

 

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Ariel Winter Sheer Slip Dress Displays Her Fabulous Figure

I guess the gym is good for more than just a photo session, because all of Ariel Winter’s hard work there is clearly paying off. She is at that fit-thick point which is so hot right now.

I bet that slip is super comfortable as well. It is almost like she is wearing a more practical Snuggie, because this one won’t be falling off her shoulders, or showing her bare ass when she stands up. I’ll never make that mistake again. They say you can only lose someone’s respect once, but the look in my father’s eyes after that made it clear that I beat the odds.

I wish I had a better wardrobe that was considered both comfortable and stylish. Everything I own seems to fall on radically different ends of the fashion spectrum. I tried wearing athletic pants with a dress shirt, but people kept giving me grief over it. I wasn’t aware people were so against the employed slacker look. So rather than mixing and matching, these clothing bigots have me either looking like Mark Zuckerberg or Don Draper. But not a hot Don Draper.

 

 

[Ariel Winter’s Hottest Shots Right Here]

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Kimberley Garner Shows Off Her Sexy Figure In Extra Tight Little Bikini

I love being able to gaze upon women’s fashion, while having the comfort of knowing I will never have to deal with it myself. Seeing Kimberley Garner’s swimsuit top makes me realize why men do not have tops for their suits. All of those strings being used are a surefire way to have me accidentally suicide myself in the hotel bathroom before I even make it to the beach.

Even in the days when men’s swimsuits came with shirts the makers made sure to have them attached to the shorts. It was like an adult onesie. There was no risk of losing either item, and certainly no chance of strangling yourself.

Or maybe I should say there was no increased chance of strangling yourself. There is still the chance that some fisherman would snag your collar with his hook and reel you in thinking you were the catch of a lifetime. But that could have still happened if you were wearing a normal shirt.

Not all freak accidents can be prevented by improvements in fashion. For example, men still have to deal with the netting of modern swimsuits causing unbelievable itching when sitting down for more than ten minutes.

 

[Kimberley Garner’s Very Sexiest Stories Right Over Here]

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Jennifer Lopez Thongs For The Memories

We all know how much Jennifer Lopez loves to give taco flavored kisses. Fulfill all your wishes with her taco flavored kisses…

 

When she’s not giving hot, taco flavored kisses, though, she’s showing off that king-sized booty of hers, which she recently did in a tantalizing thong! With her pants sinking low and her thong riding high, she gives us a rear-end peek as a result.

Jennifer Lopez does have a great ass and she’s not afraid to show it off, which is a boon for the rest of us. Some women with big asses keep that booty hidden from public view, but no J-Lo. She wants you to know that ass. Embrace that ass. Be able to recognize that ass. Pick that ass out in a lineup.

So memorize every last curve and divot in that gorgeous ass of Jennifer Lopez and keep hope alive that she’ll keep showing it off at every given opportunity. It’s nice to keep your goals manageable, and this one is about as guaranteed as it gets. We will see that ass again, in public or private, and it will be glorious.

[The Very Hottest Stuff From Jennifer Lopez Over Here]

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Alessandra Ambrosio Showcases Her Sexy, Tight Core In Skin-Filled Workout Candids

One of these days I am going to find out how difficult it is to perform a handstand, I just haven’t gotten around to it yet.

It seems to me like it is the kind of skill that can be learned in an afternoon, but impresses people to no end. Anyone who thinks I am underestimating the talent involved need to remember that Chris Farley was able to execute a perfect cartwheel. Granted, that isn’t quite the same act, If that burly boy could keep his body upright for a split second then I think most of us can for much longer.

When you think about it, handstands are just like standing upright, only you aren’t upright, you’re downright and using your hands…

On second thought, don’t think about it. It doesn’t sound possible if you think about. Hands aren’t meant for standing. It’s unnatural, like alligator jerky or grown men with Hello Kitty backpacks. There is no need to ever need hands for standing, and if you ever do find yourself in such a situation you need to rethink your life choices. I don’t know what led Alessandra Ambrosia to be such an expert, but clearly it’s been a tough life.

 

 

 

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Tiny Bikini Aubrey Evans Pumps Her Hot Rod And Shows Her Hot Bod

There are two things that have always caught my attention since I was old enough to tie my own shoes. And that is hot cars and hot women. When the two come together it is the most holiest of matrimonies. Aubrey Evans looks nothing less than angelic sitting in the driver’s seat of a hot rod. Times like these is what makes me wish had I taken up training in the gas attendant arts. I’d place my hose in her tank properly, ensuring zero drippage as I fill her up. I know a hot lady like her could use a helping hand and I’m all too willing to give her one.

It’s safe to assume that Aubrey is my dream woman. I swear I had a poster of a hot lady in a hot rod in a similar position and outfit. Right now, everything about her is speaking to my inner child. I think I would like to get a closer look just so I can hear her better. I have a box full of cassette tapes if she’s looking for a road-trip buddy. I can be the one to get out and buy a bottle of soda and chips every 75 miles. After eyeing that hot bod and hot rod, I think my purpose in life has always been to make Aubrey’s life more convenient. It’s unquestionably my calling.

[Go See Her Sexiness In A Lace Bra]

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Dua Lipa and Karlie Kloss Modeling Incredible Yoga Tights

I wasn’t aware that yoga pants needed models in order to sell them. Every other woman on the street wears the damn things, it doesn’t seem to me the kind of product that needs much more publicity.

On the other hands, the lack of advertising of yoga pants would mean we’d never get to enjoy these pictures of Dua Lipa and Karlie Kloss looking hot as hell modeling the latest in yoga fashion. Notice how the yoga pants comfortable hug Dua Lipa’s dua lipas. I kid, I kid.

But seriously though, you guys get a load of that toe. There’s always plenty of toe to go around in a yoga pants photoshoot, and I’m glad this one didn’t skimp on the toe. The toe is a crucial, and often overlooked element of a great yoga pant, and it looks as though these ladies have got the toe front and center. Or I guess front and a bit below center.

So yeah, make sure your yoga pants nicely contour with your lower lips and always ensure your ass looks fantastic in them, and you’re all set. I think the world has this figured out by now, but this is a handy pictorial guide in case it doesn’t. Just do this.

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Model Alessandra Ambrosio Showcases Her Pilates Body In Early Morning Class Candids

Pilates keeps you fit and trim and it’s obviously the preferred method of getting into the swing of things for the absolutely astounding Alessandra Ambrosio. I wonder if she prefers Pilates to yoga, or if she does them both. She seems like she could go both ways.

I imagine there are Pilates snobs just like there’s yoga snobs, right? I mean, every activity has its snobs, but I would hope that Alessandra Ambrosio isn’t one of those snobs. She probably just really likes the way she feels after a nice Pilates sesh.

Also, why does it keep making me capitalize Pilates? Is it based on someone’s name? I would guess so. Joe Pilates, maybe. “Hey, how you doin’, Joe Pilates, nice to meet ya!” So this is why I should look things up before making a joke. According to Wikipedia

Pilates is a physical fitness system developed in the early 20th century by Joseph Pilates, after whom it was named.

So laugh all you like, but there really was a Joe Pilates and he really did think it was nice to meet you. Don’t you look foolish now?

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Victoria Justice Raw Sex Appeal In A Sporta Bra

After finding out that such a hot woman exists, I feel like I have been wronged my entire life by not knowing about her. I think I’m in need of some justice. Some Victoria Justice. She’s well within her jurisdiction to definitely balance out my scales. A life sentence of loving her is exactly what I’m hoping for. I deserve it. But I’d also be willing to settle for community service. If that community service meant doing duties around the house for her. I’m pretty good at hard labor. And hopefully my form when I rake her leaves looks impressive enough to her that she decides to invite me in for a glass of lemonade, and possibly to look at her colorful array of other clothing. Her teal sports bra looks immaculate. I’d politely accept her invitation and ask for her to extend my community service sentence indefinitely.

Victoria and I would make a great beach couple. I heard opposites often compliment each other, so we can be like beauty and the beast. Minus the talking candles, clocks, and teapots. I hope she’s up for falling in love with the last man she’ll ever need to meet.

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EmRata Really Might Have The Best Model Stomach

If Emily Ratajkowski ever gives in to the high waisted jean fad I might have to smash my computer, give up society as a whole, and recede into the wilderness to live out the rest of my days as a mountain man. It should not be that hard of a transition, I pretty much have the lifestyle of a mountain man already. Aside from my complete reliance on technology I am almost completely withdrawn from human contact. The latter is about half the battle.

I would not be surprised if Emily’s agent wrote into her contract that she needs to always have her midsection on display. That would mean altered tops and low riding pants, but that almost seems reasonable. I doubt Emily would even fight the clause. She would probably wonder why they ever thought she’d want to cover it up to begin with.

When your abs are so well defined that they could have their own page in a dictionary there is no need to ever have them concealed. Even her t-shirts need to be rolled up and tied back in order to make full use of the space while she has it.

 

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A Brief Tour of Instagram Model Jordyn Jones’ Very Sexiest Bikini Shots

While the world wide web connects to people all over the world, can give us new knowledge and understand of the world, the downside is you may not have enough time to see everything you want to see. In that spirit please, take a couple of minutes and observe these very fine Jordyn Jones bikini pics from her Instagram account.

I know that some might think; “If you’ve seen one Instagram model’s account, then you’ve seen them all.” If you are that person, I feel bad for you. I can’t believe you would want to miss out on Jordyn Jones in a bikini. She’s got a very nice bikini body and it would be a real shame to miss it. Besides, you know it’s not true. Not all Instagram models are the same. I would venture to bet that there is only one Jordyn Jones on Instagram. I’m not trying to say there aren’t other people on Instagram (and other social media sites) with the same name, but there is only one Jordyn Jones who looks this sexy in a bikini. So, come on man, admit that you are just saying all that nonsense because you’re scared of missing out.

Hey, I get it, I really do, but don’t pass up the chance to see Jordyn Jones in a bikini. I may not know much of this world, but I do know Jordyn Jones in a bikini is one of the sexiest things you’re going to see this week. And that’s really saying something.

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Braless Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Proudly Bares Her Hard Nips

I think that if we were to rank names on their Britishness using a 1-10 scale, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley would rank at around an 8. It’s no Tuppence Middleton or Fionnula Tambling-Goggin, but it is quite British.

Here’s another question for you, are she and Jason Statham the best looking British couple? I know they’ve got to contend with David Beckham and Posh Spice, but I think they might be among the best looking couples on earth, let alone in the UK.

I wonder what she think of his movies. He appears in very manly movies, so I wonder if she really likes going to see his movies or just kind of pretends he’s not a movie star. I’ll bet she liked Spy. He was good in that one. There’s no chance she liked The Meg, though.

Anyway, I hope they have children because their children will be gorgeous. Not as gorgeous as her mom, but definitely genetically equal. They’d probably have a boy, though, what with Statham’s excessive manliness. He can’t have a daughter, unless he’s playing a sympathetic antihero and we need to give him something that’ll make the audience relate to his character.

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Claudia Romani Does Sexy Poses In Totally See-Through Outfit

Every once in a while I hear someone say “dress to be seen” and for the longest time I’ve had no idea what they are talking about. But today, I think I get it. I’m looking at Claudia Romani wearing a see-through outfit and she is really dressed to be seen. I totally get what all those crazy people for saying.

There is no way you aren’t going to see Claudia Romani in a see-through outfit. You can’t look away, no matter how hard you try. Now, I can’t think of a single reason why anyone would want to look away from Claudia Romani wearing in see-through clothing. The only thing I can think of is you are pretending that don’t want to look at it because of your present company. If that’s the case, get some new friends. Everyone needs to look at Claudia Romani being sexy in see-through clothes. She wore those clothes so we would look and we would love it. It would be rude not to look, at least that’s what I think. Claudia Romani in see-through is meant to be seen, my friends.

I’m not going to start dressing in see-through because nobody wants to see that. I’ll leave the see-through outfits to Claudia Romani. She really knows how to make them look sexy as hell.

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