For the record, once parents put this stuff on the internet, they have admitted to the world that they find it funny, thus making it okay for us to laugh.
Well, if they ever decide to make a live action version of Rob Liefeld’s Captain America, we know who to call…
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I know it’s not kosher to make fun of kids, but this is pretty spectacular
This is what inadequate preparation looks like
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This was, admittedly, a poor effort on the sign-maker’s part
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One of last year’s funniest films, Girls Trip introduced many of us to Tiffany Haddish, who is re-teaming with that film’s director for the upcoming Kevin Hart vehicle Night School. It’s not the most original premise for a film, and its six credited writers lead me to believe this one’s going to be something of a mess, but don’t discount the winning combination of Hart and Haddish.
Hart decides he wants his GED and so he enrolls in night classes taught by Haddish and also attended by a wackadoodle group of character actors including Rob Riggle, Romany Malco, and Mary Lynn Rajskub. Former SNL’er Taran Killam is also on hand, as is Jean-Ralphio from Parks & Rec.
I suppose that even with a mediocre script, that seems to be a group of people who could make just about anything funny. Let’s hope they manage to squeeze some laughs in between the hackneyed set-pieces like a boxing match and a late-night theft.
At the same time, Hart is coming off the biggest film of his career—and arguably his best performance—in Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, so he’s probably got enough juice to get above average productions going, rather than just settling for pat formulaic films like Ride Along. Night School opens September 28.
I don’t think you’re doing it right, guy.
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This, right here, is why I love black cats.
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The second biggest comic book movie in theaters right now, Deadpool 2, is entering its second weekend and Fox wants to thank the film for being a friend with this hilarious new Golden Girls inspired TV spot. I suppose you could call it a bit spoilery, but not overtly so, just some combinations of characters you may not want to know about, I guess.
Once again, the marketing team behind this film has demonstrated their willingness to bend the rules of movie advertising. Even once they started putting out trailers comprised of footage from the film, they somehow managed to keep most of the film’s big reveals under cover, no small feat in this day and age.
I don’t know, what else can we talk about here? Golden Girls was one of the greatest shows ever, don’t you agree? It still holds up, too. There was a marathon on one of the cable channels recently and I was floored by how funny and fresh it still is over thirty years later. Classic.
Well, I guess that about wraps it up for Deadpool 2 news until it’s announced for Blu-ray. It’s a real shame to say goodbye to this marketing campaign, but it’s been fantastic. Deadpool 2 is currently playing in theaters everywhere.
From Ewok Movies to the Holiday Special, Star Wars Spinoffs Get the Honest Trailer Treatment (VIDEO)
As we get more and more Star Wars movies, it’s easy to forget that the franchise’s overall batting average is pretty low once you factor in the three made-for-TV Star Wars movies from the 70s and 80s. The Star Wars Holiday Special, Ewoks: Caravan of Courage (a.k.a. The Ewok Adventure), and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor are inarguably the three worst Star Wars films of them all, and Screen Junkies takes aim at them in their latest Honest Trailer.
The Ewok movies get off relatively easy, considering that they’re both unwatchable piles of garbage—though I will give Wilford Brimley’s character ten points for being an ornery cuss in the Star Wars universe. This Honest Trailer is out for blood from the Holiday Special, however.
If you’ve never seen the Star Wars Holiday Special, I’m going to do my best to make it sound as awful as it is, but I guarantee you’ll still want to watch it anyway. It’s a classic network Christmas special, set in the Star Wars universe, filmed between Star Wars & Empire and starring the entire film’s cast along with tons of actors kids love like Bea Arthur, Art Carney, and Harvey Korman.
It’s an absolute abomination, and everyone involved looks like they want to be anywhere else on earth, with the exception of the late, great Carrie Fisher, whose coke addiction at the time had already taken her off-planet. It sounds like fun, but it’s interminable and unwatchable and the worst thing that Star Wars has ever or will ever produce, sequel trilogy haters be damned!
And that’s what you get for trying this trick with a child this young. If you expected any more from a child of this age, you’re a bigger moron than I thought.
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With Black Panther still in the box office top ten, it’s strange that it actually got released on DVD & Blu-ray this week, but I guess Disney didn’t expect it would still be going strong three months later. Nevertheless, the film’s home video release brings us another great video after the Honest Trailer earlier this week, this time from the good folks over at How it Should Have Ended.
As always, there are some great moments from the film that get spoofed here, but ultimately, the ending offered up here is somewhat more satisfying than the one we got in the movie. Had Black Panther let Killmonger live and then returned to Oakland with him at the end, he could’ve been a valuable asset to them, but this is a Marvel movie, meaning we’ve got to kill that villain before the credits roll.
I guess since Black Panther’s currently dead in the MCU continuity, it’s a little late for Monday morning quaterbacking on his flick. There’s no way he’s staying dead though, not after the box office run he had. Perhaps Kevin Feige will show up and use his Infinity Stones to bring them all back in the next Avengers flick. You never know. But if not, count on the folks over at How it Should Have Ended making that video in a year or so.
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Rumors had been swirling for years that Brian Henson, son of the late Jim, was going to be directing a raunchy murder mystery set in a world where humans and puppets co-exist. Well, we now have confirmation that the film not only exists, it’s coming out at the end of this summer.
The Happytime Murders is indeed set in a Muppets-esque world where puppets are autonomous and have their own filthy habits that make them almost human. When the members of a former television program called The Happyland Gang start getting murdered, it’s up to hard-nosed cop Melissa McCarthy and her puppet partner to find out who’s been rubbing out these former celebrities.
It’s a novel premise and nicely fits that niche of foul-mouthed puppet movies that includes Team America: World Police and Peter Jackson’s Meet the Feebles. It’s a small niche, but it exists, and I hope that it’s going to be as funny as this trailer makes it look.
I also love the tagline: “No Sesame. All Street.” Pretty clever. I see what you guys did there. I also wonder if they’d be able to use that tagline without Brian Henson’s involvement. Thank goodness we’ll never have to wonder. The Happytime Murders opens in theaters everywhere on August 17.
The world of telemarketing requires a great number of skills, but the most important among them—according to the new comedy Sorry to Bother You, anyway—is how white you sound. Lakeith Stanfield (Get Out) plays a guy with a really good white guy voice—so good, in fact, it actually belongs to David Cross (Arrested Development)—who quickly rises through the ranks at his company.
The film marks the writing and directing debut of musician Boots Riley, who partnered with several producers for the film, including Forest Whitaker. The film also has a stacked supporting cast including Tessa Thompson (Thor: Ragnarok), Danny Glover (Gone Fishin’), Terry Crews (Deadpool 2), Armie Hammer (Call Me By Your Name), and the voices of Cross, Steve Buscemi (The Death of Stalin), and Patton Oswalt (Ratatouille), three of the whitest sounding men alive, apparently.
It looks like a pretty damn funny flick, and with a cast that good, it seems to hard to pass up. Comedy has always been a great way for us to deal with social issues, and this feels like it’s got plenty of both. Sorry to Bother You hits theaters on July 6, the same day as Ant-Man and the Wasp, so choose carefully, I guess.
Didn’t make me love it any less. Pantsed on an eliptical, and she didn’t fall over, and she’s got a nice ass? That’s what we call a keeper.
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One of the very few mega-blockbusters that almost everyone really enjoyed, Black Panther has been sitting high on the hog since its record-breaking run started this past February. At long last it’s time for the film to get taken to task by the good folks over at Screen Junkies with their latest Honest Trailer.
Just about the biggest complaint they could seem to find about the film is that its hero doesn’t quip. Like ever. He’s not a dour dude, but he doesn’t feel the need to constantly undercut serious moments with a joke. I suppose Captain America is kind of the same way, though who’s keeping track?
One valid point I found that they made was the secrecy surrounding Wakanda. Am I really supposed to believe that no one ever said anything about the place once they got into the outside world? That’s a leap too far, in my opinion.
But I’d be a fool to say it ruined my enjoyment of the film. For the first time in a very long time, a film that got universally good reviews and did amazing business turned out to actually be worth the hype. If you haven’t seen Black Panther yet, it’s out on DVD & Blu-ray now, so get to it. It’s good. I promise.
Why, he went to the water park, of course!
One of the greatest of all pop culture creations is the born and raised Jersey strongman Carl Brutananadilewski, next door neighbor to the titular team on Adult Swim’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force. As someone who spent nearly the first twenty years of his life in North Jersey, I can attest that Carl is as close as television’s ever come to representing the average North Jersey resident. This guy’s a close second, though he’s technically not on television.
Carl is back in action in this new promo for Deadpool 2—once again, these guys deserve a Pulitzer for their advertising campaign for this film—getting you hyped for the upcoming sequel by clowning on Cable’s haircut and hanging out in a dead pool. Tip of the cap to Carl’s creator and voice artist Dave Willis for really nailing the essence of what it means to be North Jersey Strong.
I also love the callback to one of the greatest lines in Aqua Teen history, from arguably its best episode “Mail Order Bride,” when Carl busts out his go-to analogy for something being so hot, it’s akin to “sizzlin’ like fajita meat.” But it’s all worth it for the button on the whole thing, as Willis’ second greatest creation Meatwad makes a cameo. I can’t wait for this movie. Thank goodness the wait ends Thursday evening.
One of the funniest throwaway lines in the first Deadpool involved the Merc with a Mouth saying that David Beckham’s voice sounds like he “mouth-sexed a can of helium.” Well, even tough guys like David Beckham have feelings, and now everyone’s favorite foul-mouthed mutant is making amends with the soccer superstar for that dig in a new video.
The advertising campaign for this flick continues to be the best in the entire industry at the moment, and the saddest thing about the film opening one week from tonight is that it means the ad campaign comes to an end. Still, hopefully there will be plenty of small viral videos like these to remind people to go see the movie again and again.
Even if you’re not a huge fan of Beckham, I would suggest at least sticking around until the 1:12-ish mark when Beckham gets in a few digs at Deadpool star Ryan Reynolds, which is always a good bit of fun. It’s also kind of funny that Beckham doesn’t even think of him as Deadpool when he shows up to apologize.
Ah, good times. We’ve had a lot of fun with this film’s advertising and I’m sad it’s nearly at an end. Deadpool 2 opens one week from tonight.
The one big thing missing from the epic music video “Ashes” by Celine Dion for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack was Ryan Reynolds wise-assing his way through the video. Welp, they’ve rectified that with this new behind the scenes video wherein the Merc with a Mouth won’t shut the hell up about his dance background.
Sure, he showed up at the end of the video to tell Celine it was magnificent but that they needed to do another take, but this is just him jawing for the better part of a minute and a half. Fans of his special brand of Deadpool sass are sure to get their fill with this video.
I’m very curious to see how seriously they take Deadpool 2. Part of me is worried that with increased stakes and a bigger budget, there will be more pressure to make an actual movie this time around, so I wonder how they’re going to handle that.
Personally, I think it’ll be much more in line with the first film, despite any sort of perceived pressure from Fox to not insult Disney. We’re only 8 days away from finding out for sure, as Deadpool 2 hits theaters one week from tomorrow night, on May 17.
She didn’t check her perimeter
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“All the sex appeal of lunchmeat left out in the rain.” That just about sums it up, I think. Back when I used to review movies on the regular, I saw the first two installments of this trilogy, and I have no regrets in not seeing the third one because no one was paying me to be there. These films are awful, and not just because of its stilted dialogue, passionless love scenes, psychological manipulation, and ill-defined world.
Those are all problematic, but to me, the real crime is not showing anything at all. Women loved these books because they were filthy wish fulfillment, and these movies have none of that. All of the sex is bland, the BDSM scenes are laughably dull and improper, and the whole thing reeks of no one giving a shit because they know that people will show up to see them regardless.
These never should have played theatrically. They should have been hardcore movies sold online or on DVD—to really grab that target audience. Not this namby pamby, limp wristed, lily livered, watered down horseshit. Hell, the acting couldn’t possibly get any worse with adult film stars. Seriously. You wanna make these movies, then MAKE THESE MOVIES!
There’s no denying that Alison Brie’s got a good technique and knows that maintaining eye contact is the key to doing this properly
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This one got me good
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Is this a thing? This has got to be someone’s kink, right?
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Except, no. We didn’t. Seriously, I could watch this over and over.
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— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 29, 2018
When you’re a foul-mouthed meta-superhero, it’s tough to get a leg up in the PG-13 world of The Avengers, but that’s not about to stop Deadpool. The Merc with a Mouth is a mere two-plus weeks away from the release of Deadpool 2, but he took time out of his busy schedule to congratulate the folks over at the Marvel Cinematic Universe on their recent record-breaking success with Avengers: Infinity War.
However, since Deadpool’s never encountered anything he couldn’t take the piss out of with a withering comment, Ryan Reynolds posted this letter that Deadpool received from Tony Stark in regard to his attempt to join The Avengers. It’s pretty damn funny, and is 100% in line with the character’s entire persona.
Deadpool 2 likely isn’t going to be a record-breaking flick like Infinity War, but I can guarantee it’ll be a much more fun time at the movies. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed Infinity War, and I admire Marvel’s perceived ballsiness in the film’s third act, but I have no interest in seeing it again anytime soon. DP2, on the other hand, feels like it’ll only benefit from repeat viewings. We’ll all find out when Deadpool returns to theaters on May 18.
Come on, guy. This isn’t amateur hour, this is the show, y’all.
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