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Jared Leto to Play Hugh Hefner, So Expect To See Him Wearing a Robe Everywhere

Despite the fact that he’s a crazy person and an annoying method actor, Jared Leto keeps getting work. He must be doing something right if people keep hiring him despite the fact that he sent dead animals to his costars. You try that one at your job sometime, see how it goes over. “Todd sent everyone in the office dead pigeons, but he does a great job with those APAR spreadsheets, let’s give him a raise” is not a thing anyone has ever said.

Well, according to The Hollywood Reporter, Bret Ratner is making a Hugh Hefner biopic and he wants Jared Leto to play the recently deceased Playboy founder.

“Jared is an old friend,” says Ratner, 48, who will direct the film. “When he heard I got the rights to Hef’s story, he told me, ‘I want to play him. I want to understand him.’ And I really believe Jared can do it. He’s one of the great actors of today.”

Again, if the world’s greatest cashier sent his coworkers dead rats, he’d be in jail, but Jordan Catalano does it and he’s “so devoted to his craft”.

Okay, so a Hugh Hefner biopic might be a good movie, depending on what it covers. I’d like to see a film that follows how Hefner slipped from champion of women’s liberation to a dirty old man paying porn stars to bang in front of him. And I can absolutely see Jared Leto as the kind of scumbag who would hire porn stars to have sex in front of him.

Hugh Hefner Filmed Orgies Called ‘Pig Nights’ While Eating Licorice, and Other Hef Stories

We’ve heard a lot of reports about Hugh Hefner since he died, like that he didn’t leave his wife anything in his will and that his ears didn’t work because he took too many pills to make his wrinkled old man dick work. But the most interesting things said about Hef might be what his former valet Stefan Tetenbaum told the New York Post. And just an aside, that’s valet as in My Man Jeeves or Downton Abbey, not the kind that parks your car.

On certain nights, Mr. Hefner had prostitutes brought up to the mansion and he would entertain them with a big dinner and invite his friends to come and participate in different intimate acts with them. It was called “Pig Night.” Sometimes the women had penises and Hefner didn’t want to be involved with that, although some of the other guests, especially John Belushi, they didn’t mind.

So Hef was like a guy at a bar when he had a kid, buying a round of drinks for everyone. Only “drinks” means “transgender prostitutes”. Which could be a useful code.

Hugh, most of the time, never had sex with women. He was more interested in watching. He would hire famous male porn stars, including John Holmes, with huge penises and watch them have sex with different girls he brought in. Hugh sat there in his favorite chair, smoking a joint and eating red licorice and watching.

Okay, I don’t want to judge, but that’s kind of messed up. Also, John Holmes died of AIDS, so it’s probably for the best that Hef was just watching. Personally, I would have had to at least touched it. That thing was like a baseball bat, there’s no point in your life where “I gave John Holmes a handjob” stops being an interesting story to tell at parties, even if you are Hef.

He always filmed the encounters. He had two large video cameras over his bed and he had these giant screens across from his bed. He had a whole library for these sex acts with different people and the video librarian told me Hef planned to use the footage against his associates if they ever threatened to come out with a memoir about him or the mansion.

Now we’re into the crazy parts. It’s all fun and hookers until a magazine mogul threatens to show your wife a filmstrip of you blowing a transgender prostitute. He kind of makes Hefner sound like he’s one jar of urine away from building a giant wooden airplane and buying 350 gallons of banana nut ice cream on a whim.

Hef wasn’t a kind man. If he tasted the Pepsi and it wasn’t cold enough, he would throw it away and call me to replace it. I don’t know if he ever even knew my name. He would just call me “valet.” He was very brutal to his girlfriends and sex partners.

As much fun as being friends with Hefner seemed like would be, he sounds like he was quite a jerk to anyone who wasn’t a celebrity. “Valet” isn’t even the proper way to address a valet, he should have referred to him as Tetenbaum.

I really didn’t feel anything when I heard Hef died. He started out as an innovator and was a very liberal guy. He was pro abortion, gay rights, marijuana. He was very ahead of his time and then when he moved from Chicago to Holmby Hills, he became just another dirty old rich man.

That’s the saddest part of the story. Hef was basically a Clinton, someone who set out to make the world a better place when they were young and turned into another rich asshole who only cared about himself. Now I feel like I need a drink. Maybe two drinks. I knew that would be a useful code.

Crystal Hefner Breaks Silence, Addresses Husband’s Death

In the wake of Hugh Hefner's death, nearly everyone that was close to the Playboy founder issued some kind of sorrowful statement.

Nearly everyone except the woman married to him, that is.

But Crystal Hefner has now broken her silence, two days after her famous husband was laid to rest in an intimate funeral attended by close friends and loved ones.

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"I haven't been able to bring myself to write most people back to thank them for their condolences," Crystal told E! News in a statement, adding simply and sadly:

"I am heartbroken. I am still in disbelief."

Hefner passed away at the age of 91 last Wednesday.

There had been rumors for several months that the publishing legend was ill, as he had not made any public appearances or posed for any pictures in quite awhile.

Hefner was buried over the weekend alongside Marilyn Monroe, an honor for which he paid $75,000 back in 1992.

"He is in the place he was always certain he wanted to spend eternity," says Crystal.

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Only 31 years old, Crystal has always been aware that critics believed she married Hefner purely for his money and lifestyle.

But she didn't even bother to address those allegations in her chat with E! News. She stopped trying to convince those haters a long time ago.

"He was an American hero. A pioneer. A kind and humble soul who opened up his life and home to the world," she says, continuing as follows:

"I felt how much he loved me. I loved him so much. I am so grateful. He gave me life.

"He gave me direction. He taught me kindness. I will feel eternally grateful to have been by his side, holding his hand, and telling him how much I love him."

Concludes the widow:

"He changed my life, he saved my life. He made me feel loved every single day. He was a beacon to the world, a force unlike anything else.

"There never has and never will be another Hugh M. Hefner."

On that, everyone can likely agree.

Hugh Hefner and His Wife

Those who attended Hefner's funeral included Natalie Wood, Florence Henderson, Truman Capote, Eve Arden, Don Knotts, Walter Matthau, Carroll O'Connor and Roy Oribison.

The publisher's four kids were there, too, of course.

"I join the world in mourning," Crystal tells E! News. "I thank you for all of your condolences. To the people leaving sentiments at the front gate, we see you and grieve with you."

Hef's last will and testament have yet not been made public.

However, according to reports, his fortune, worth between $43 million and $110 million, is expected to go to his family and charities.

There's been talk that he left nothing for his wife.

Hugh Hefner Left His Wife Crystal Harris Nothing in His Will

Bad news for Crystal Harris. She thought she was marrying an old man on his last legs and that she would get his millions when he passed. Hugh Hefner passed on Wednesday, but Harris may not inherit anything from Hefner.

The two got married in December 2012 and signed a prenup prior to the wedding. According to US Weekly, Hefner’s will leaves his fortune to his children, the University of Southern California film school and a variety of charities. Hefner’s estate was worth $43 million in 2013. Hefner sold the Playboy Mansion for $100 million in 2016.

Crystal Harris must be PISSED. She married Hefner when she was 26 and Hefner was 86. She knew what she was doing. No 26-year-old Playboy model wants to marry an 86-year-old man unless he’s super rich. Hefner was super rich. She knew he wasn’t long for this world, even then. She put up with him for five years when he was at his most crazy. Hefner took away the titties in Playboy in their five years of marriage. That public Hef. Can you imagine how crazy he was behind the scenes if he was willing to publicly take away the titties?

Crystal Harris deserves his entire fortune. Alright, maybe give some of it to Cooper since he saved the titties, but he’s about to make bank on Playboy moving forward. What’s Crystal have? She’s 31 now. She’s still hot, but she’s not Playmate of the Year hot anymore. She wasted those years on an 80-year-old man.

The good news for Harris is that men should be lining up at her door. You know she’s waiting for a young stud who doesn’t need Viagra to sweep her off her feet. Maybe her number of suitors decreases now that they know she won’t be loaded, but money doesn’t matter, right?

It didn’t matter to Crystal in 2012 and it shouldn’t matter to her now. Because she ain’t getting any.

Meet Jessica Wall, Hugh Hefner’s Final Pick for Playmate of the Month

Whether you want to praise Hugh Hefner or bury him, Hef kept doing what he loved right up until the end. What he loved was looking at naked coeds, and who can blame him for that. According to TMZ, Hef was involved with choosing the Playboy Playmate of the Month right up through Miss September 2017, Jessica Wall.

While you memorize that in case it comes up at trivia night at your local sports bar, let’s take a look at Jessica’s Instagram and see how Hef did in his last days.

Well, I’m convinced Hugh Hefner was still on his game right up until the end.

For those of you who don’t like seeing beautiful women half naked, she has an adorable little cat, too.

Hugh Hefner Went Deaf From Too Much Viagra

Would you trade lots of sex with Playboy Playmates in return for your hearing? Let me rephrase that. Would you trade lots of sex, with anyone, in exchange for your hearing?

If you had asked Hugh Hefner that a day ago, before he died, he would’ve said, “WHAAAAAT???” Because the Hef couldn’t hear from taking too much Viagra. The man made the trade and loved every minute of it.

Too much Viagra, even using it one time, might cause users to lose their hearing. The exact physiological response can be explained as “How the hell should I know, do I look like a doctor???”

Former lovers Karissa and Kristina Shannon said:

“He said he would rather have sex than have his hearing. You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you. We could sit right next to him and he wouldn’t have a clue what we said.”

Talk? Unless I’m wrong, Viagra’s not for talking right? I’m pretty sure Hef just needed to point to his erection and nod, and all the Playmates would get the clue.

I’m just wondering what these Playmates thought about with a really bony, deaf, old man pumping away on top of them. Like, hmm, I made the right choice to move out here, right?

Hugh Hefner, 91, Died

Hugh Hefner, 91, founder of the iconic Playboy magazine and brand, died at his home Wednesday surrounded by loved ones. Hopefully he died like how he lived, with a raging erection surrounded by nude centerfolds.

Hefner not only founded Playboy in 1953, but soon put the Playboy Mansion on the map with his legendary parties. It’s been said that you haven’t partied until you contracted an STD in the grotto at the Mansion. Actually, people don’t say that. I just made that up. Anyway, those parties ended a few years ago after he sold the mansion last August.

Hefner is survived by four children and his 31-year-old Playboy model wife, Crystal Hefner. God bless this man for giving children everywhere a glimpse of tits at the grocery store.

21 Stars Who Served in the Military: A Salute

We often salute celebrities for their work on screen or on stage.

But these are the celebrities who truly deserve our praise and admiration for something much more important. Something bigger than themselves.

These are the famous men and women who served in the armed forces prior to striking it big, and we're here to offer them an online ovation...

1. Morgan Freeman

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Hollywood legend Freeman served in the Air Force, where he worked as a radar technician. This period instilled in Freeman, an avid flying enthusiast, a lifelong love of the sky.

2. Drew Carey

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The Price is Right host Drew Carey spent six years (1980-1986) in the U.S. Marine Corps Reserves. He still has the haircut!

3. Chuck Norris

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Not only did Chuck Norris serve in the Air Force, but he has served as spokesman for the VA and was named the Air Force's Veteran of the Year in 2001. It's unclear if he won any top-secret wars using only his unparalleled martial arts skills.

4. Nate Dogg

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Before becoming one of the men who took hip hop to the mainstream in the 1990s, Nate Dogg was a munitions specialist in the US Marines. The late rapper once said he joined the military to "see if I was a man."

5. Elvis Presley

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Elvis Presley, seen here in a 1958 photo, is perhaps the most famous celebrity veteran of all.

6. Bea Arthur

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The Golden Girls star listed bow and rifle hunting on her Corps qualification card, and served as a typist and truck driver from 1943-1945, when she was honorably discharged.
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Hugh Hefner: I’m Not Dying, People!

Hugh Hefner is 90 years old.

He may not leave his house very often, but that may have more to do with the beautiful women there than anything going on inside of the Playboy founder's body.

Because the often-erect senior citizen would like to make something clear:

Hugh Hefner, Ahoy!

He isn't going anywhere any time soon.

Not to his knowledge at least.

Following multiple days of rumors that claimed Hefner was on his death bed, the ultra wealthy chic magnet jumped online to shoot down this silly chatter on Friday.

Wrote Hefner via Twitter:

"I wish the tabloids had informed me a little earlier in the week that I'm sick. I might have cancelled my weekend plans."

Hefner's sense of humor is alive and well, that's for sure.

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Hefner had not posted any photos on social media since August, but, in response to these sickness rumors, he shared the following snapshot on Instagram last night.

It features him seated alongside wife Crystal Harris in his mansion's home theater.

"Tonight's Mansion movie is the classic western, Shane," wrote Hef as a caption.

Hugh Hefner and His Wife

An insider confirms to Entertainment Tonight Hefner really is doing just fine.

"It's no secret that over the past few years he has suffered with back pain that has made it a bit more challenging for him to get around, but at 90 years of age, he is enjoying his life, and is still very involved in the day-to-day activities of editing the magazine," the source says.

It had been an article in The New York Post that got the rumor mill churning this week.

“He looks like he is down to around 90 pounds and super sick," a source told the newspaper of Hefner, adding that the millionaire's people are attempting to keep this under wraps.

"You even have to sign a confidentiality agreement to go up to see him."

Hefner recently sold his Playboy Mansion for $100 million; he hasn’t been seen out in Los Angeles in many weeks, according to another insider, but, again, the guy is 90 years.

It's also worth noting Hefner isn't the only one managing the day-to-day activities of Playboy any longer.

In July, his son, Cooper, returned as the company’s Chief Creative Officer.

We're just glad to hear that the Hef is okay.

Kendra on Top Recap: Close Encounters of the SEXorcist

Friday night's double shot of Kendra on Top saw K-Dubs and Hank Baskett see a sex therapist, and the model meet with her infamous ex, as well.

When Kendra on Top Season 4 Episode 10 began, we saw K-Dubs and Jessica Hall gearing up to go to Holly Madison's book signing to f--k her up.

Or so we were led to believe last Friday when they made a huge deal out of Holly's book and were fired up to give Madison a piece of their minds.

Until they concluded they weren't after all.

In a complete 180 and a surprisingly grounded - read, scripted - move for Wilkinson, she decided not to make a scene and play into Holly's hand.

Crisis? Averted. Cliffhanger? Staged.

Wilkinson isn't totally read to let it go, however; Kendra tells Hank that she was most concerned about Hugh Hefner and how Holly trashed him.

After checking in on him (you can find out how that predictably went when you watch Kendra on Top online), Kendra also welcomes the "Grand-dude."

Also known as Eric, her father.

Despite their conflicted and often contentious history, Kendra has her dad to confide in about her conflicting emotions, and that is just wonderful.

Less wonderful? Her sex life.

On Kendra on Top Season 4 Episode 11, Kendra and Hank meet up with a sex therapist for some "love energy exercises" that proved ... well, challenging.

In therapy, we learn that Baskett recently caught Wilkinson flirting with a former flame. Kendra vows she didn't cheat, she admits she loves attention.

This, more than anything, seems to get under Hank's skin ... not what KW did per se, but that she's so happy and having so much fun doing it.

Afterward, Wilkinson asks Baskett to teach her how to hug, which was part sweet and part awkward. These two can't come together on much.

Except the fact that we need sex.

Sexologist and 2015 Sexpert of the Year (yes, that is a real thing) Ava Cadell comes in to work with the couple, and she has her work cut out.

"You treat him a little bit like a naughty boy instead of an equal partner who you absolutely love," Cadell tells Wilkinson, and she's not wrong.

Hank, to his credit, doesn't make Kendra feel worse about this than she already does, and she does appear to be trying ... we think at least.

Plus, her background was tough.

"I was a young f--king girl," she says of her childhood. "All I wanted was my mom to say I love you and I'm here for you. I never got that."

Be strong, K. Be f--king strong.

A Salute to 19 Celebrities Who Served in the Military

We often salute celebrities for their work on screen or on stage.

But these are the celebrities who truly deserve our praise and admiration.

These are the famous men who served in the armed forces prior to striking it big, and we're here to offer them an online ovation. Won't you join in?

1. Drew Carey

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The Price is Right host Drew Carey spent six years (1980-1986) in the U.S. Marine Corps Reserves. He still has the haircut!

2. Chuck Norris

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Not only did Chuck Norris serve in the Air Force, but he has served as spokesman for the VA and was named the Air Force's Veteran of the Year in 2001. It's unclear if he won any top-secret wars using only his unparalleled martial arts skills.

3. Nate Dogg

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Before becoming one of the men who took hip hop to the mainstream in the 1990s, Nate Dogg was a munitions specialist in the US Marines. The late rapper once said he joined the military to "see if I was a man."

4. Elvis Presley

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Elvis Presley, seen here in a 1958 photo, is perhaps the most famous celebrity veteran of all.

5. Ice-T

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Law & Order: SVU star Ice-T (real name Tracy Marrow) has quite the resume over the years, but nothing is more surprising than his four-year stint in the U.S. Army from 1979-1983.

6. Bea Arthur

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The Golden Girls star listed bow and rifle hunting on her Corps qualification card, and served as a typist and truck driver from 1943-1945, when she was honorably discharged.
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Holly Madison Reacts to Kendra Backlash: No Surprise, FAKER!

Holly Madison's new memoir Down the Rabbit Hole received some serious backlash from both Kendra Wilkinson and Hugh Hefner.

What does she have to say about that?

Well, she's not particularly surprised that Hef would deny her claims as "rewriting history" ... what's he could to do, admit she's right?

That would entail confessing to offering girls "thigh openers" and making love to rooms full of women as graphic porn played on TV.

As for Kendra, Holly says that's no shocker either, given that she's closely aligned with Hef and "part of the Playboy machine."

Madison has called Kendra the fakest person alive and basically says Hef is a manipulative, dirty old man who is miserable in bed.

For a woman who dated him for three years and co-starred on The Girls Next Door with K-Dubs, it does seem a bit like sour grapes.

Holly says it was more cathartic than anything else, and that telling her story both heals herself and hopefully helps other models.

Kendra says Holly is all about Revenge; Hef says she's trying to stay in the spotlight by any means necessary. Who do you believe?

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You’ll Never Guess What Holly Madison Says Is The Most Embarrassing Part About Her Memoir!

It seems we just can't stop talking about Holly Madison's book about her life in the Playboy mansion!

And neither can she!

Inside the pages of her memoir, Hugh Hefner's ex spilled secrets about the 89-year-old's sexcapades, as well as her feud with her Girls Next Door co-star Kendra Wilkinson.

[ Related: Holly Says Hef Sent Her Creepy Letters! ]

And while she's gotten backlash from both of them, she's revealed that all the name-calling and the headline drama isn't even the most embarrassing part of the whole thing! She said writing the memoir was way worse:

"It's very embarrassing – I mean, there were chapters that were very hard for me to write, and during the writing process I kept skipping over them and saying, 'Okay, I'm going to go back to this chapter,' and it's very hard to be this honest."

Wow!

Now, you may be wondering why Holly decided to do something so public if reliving these memories was so traumatizing for her.

But, she explains that regardless of how uncomfortable she felt writing certain parts of her memoir, the book's ultimate purpose was much bigger than her own personal feelings:

"I'm not asking anyone to feel sorry for me, but I did a lot of things I'm embarrassed of, I made a lot of mistakes, I was very young and naive when I got into this situation, and of course that's embarrassing, and for people to know the truth and to know where I'm coming from, I need to put the whole truth out."

Have U read Holly's shocking story yet, Perezcious readers?

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Here’s Everything Holly Madison Has Accused Hugh Hefner & Playboy Of So Far

Holly Madison has been making headlines ever since she's been leaking excerpts of her new memoir.

And now that her book, Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales From a Playboy Bunny, hit store shelves, the 35-year-old has just been dishing the dirty deets about what really goes on behind closed doors at the Playboy mansion.

The reality star spilled secrets about Hugh Hefner's craaaaazy bedroom antics and her feud with Girls Next Door co-star Kendra Wilkinson.

[ Related: Hef's Son SLAMS Holly Madison! ]

So what exactly has the blonde beauty accused of Playboy, its head honcho, and her frenemy? We've got it all for you right here!

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Holly Madison: Hugh Hefner Bedroom Was MISERABLE Place

Holly Madison continues to rail against Hugh Hefner and Playboy, describing the bedroom antics that went on in the mansion as "miserable."

How miserable are we talking? Pretty darn depressing, if you believe her ... and we can sadly envision everything she says awfully easily.

"The first night I had spent at the Playboy Mansion was definitely very eye-opening. It was clear that there was certain things expected of you."

"It was clear that there was a definite routine going on, and it was very bizarre. It definitely wasn't what I expected it to be, it was a lot scarier."

Holly was offered prescription drugs, she says, adding:

"It was always very much the same, and it was very intimidating. It was not something that I liked. It was a miserable part of my life."

Madison says the girls were made to dip their feet into a black bathtub before slipping into pink flannel pajamas and heading to the bedroom.

There, she said, what she discovered was eye-popping:

"Two huge television screens projecting graphic porn lit up the otherwise dark bed."

"In the middle, a very pale man was tending to his own business (if you're catching my thinly veiled innuendo) and puffing on a joint before passing it around to the nearest blonde."

"The girlfriends, in various stages of undress, were sitting in a semicircle at the edge of the bed ... some kneeling, some standing, some lying down."

Madison's memoir, Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny, is pulling zero punches.

"When I first started going to parties at the mansion, it was very glamorous," Madison said. "I was still in college and very starstruck."

"I am happy to be able to finally set the record straight."

Is she reinventing the record? While Madison's made these claims, Hefner says Madison is full of it, releasing his own statement to the media:

"Over the course of my life I’ve had more than my fair share of romantic relationships with wonderful women," the Playboy founder said.

"Many moved on to live happy, healthy, and productive lives, and I’m pleased to say remain dear friends today."

"Sadly, there are a few who have chosen to rewrite history in an attempt to stay in the spotlight. I guess, as the old saying goes: You can’t win 'em all!"

No you can't, but if what Holly's saying is true, she might be right in discouraging Playmates from getting naked or every setting foot in there.

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Hugh Hefner: Holly Madison is Full of It!

Over the past few weeks, Holly Madison has been promoting her new book, Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny.

In doing so she's shared some seriously unflattering stories about her former boss and boyfriend, Hugh Hefner.

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Hugh Hefner in a Tux

First, we learned that life at the Playboy Mansion made Holly ponder suicide.

Shortly thereafter, Holly went into specifics, revealing that Hefner tried to buy her with a $3 million inheritance. She added that within minutes of their first meeting, he attempted to ply her with Quaaludes, which he called "thigh openers."

Like we said, she doesn't exactly describe old Hef in the most glowing terms.

So perhaps it's not surprising that Hefner is now firing back and claiming that Madison is lying about everything from the way they met to his allegedly nefarious seduction methods. 

"Over the course of my life, I've had more than my fair share of romantic relationships with wonderful women," said Hefner in a statement to Entertainment Tonight.

"Many moved on to live happy, healthy and productive lives, and I’m pleased to say remain dear friends today. Sadly, there are a few who have chosen to rewrite history in an attempt to stay in the spotlight. I guess, as the old saying goes: You can’t win 'em all!"" 

Madison has already fired back, saying, "I don't really care about his response. I wanted to share my story to inspire other women who might be in a bad relationship to get out, or not be branded by bad decisions they've made, and take charge of their lives and move on."

"I'm definitely not rewriting history. I'm finally telling the truth of my experience."

Though Hefner made no mention of taking legal action against Madison, we wouldn't be surprised if this thing ends up in court. There's a case that's likely to have some very interesting testimony. 

Holly Madison to Potential Playmates: Keep Your Clothes On!

Holly Madison is hoping to serve as a cautionary tale to other insecure, large-breasted blondes.

The former Playmate is on a promotional tour for her memoir (“Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny”) and told E! News how she responds when potential Playmates ask her for advice.

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"I kind of advise against it," Madison says.

"It might seem like something fun and glamorous or rebellious and dangerous in your 20s, but guess what? When you're 30 or 40, you're not going to want those pictures floating around."

Unless you're Kim Kardashian, that is. She seems cool with her naked images being out there.

Madison continued, speaking of how Playboy holds all copyright over these pictures:

"You don't have control over them - someone else does.

"They can bring them out of the archives at any time. You don't have creative control over what the pictures look like. It's just something people should think about five times before doing."

Earlier this month, disturbing excerpts from Madison's book went viral, with Holly admitting she contemplated suicide in the past.

The busty blonde painted a VERY bleak picture of life as Hugh Hefner's girlfriend.

"I don't regret it because I learned a lot from the situation," Madison said of getting involved with Hefner when she was still in college.

"There were some good experiences that came along with the bad and I love where I ended up today. That's what life is. You can't really end up in a good place without going through some crazy stuff, too."

22 Couples With Big Age Differences: #7 is Just NUTS

These celebrity couples have massive age gaps between them. Some bigger than others, but all huge age gaps just the same.

Not surprisingly, the majority of them involve older men, but there are some exceptions. Also, some of them are still together!

Find out which ones in the gallery ...

1. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard - 23 Years

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Yes, Amber and Johnny are separated by 22 years. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

2. Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris - 60 Years!

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Hugh is 60 years older than Crystal. These two take the age difference crown!

3. Beyonce and Jay Z - 12 Years!

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No one talks about this one, given that they're the power couple of music (and the Illuminati) but Beyonce is actually 12 years Jay Z's junior!

4. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - 12 Years

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Brad is 12 years older than Angie. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

5. Wladimir Klitschko and Hayden Panettiere - 14 Years

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Wladimir Klitschko and Hayden Panettiere, who are somewhat surprisingly a thing, are 14 years apart (38-24).

6. Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison - 35 Years!

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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are 35 years apart, and engaged to be married again. It's slightly less scandalous with her 19 going on 20 than when she was just 16. Slightly.
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