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Airline Trolls Passenger’s Gluten-Free Request
Take that avocado culture.
For real though, imagine all you could eat in 9 hours was a goddamn banana.
Londoner Martin Pavelka says that’s what happened to him on an All Nippon Airways flight from Tokyo to Sydney. This dude was on a roughly $1,500 flight and given a banana with a gluten-free sticker on it, a knife, fork, and salt for a meal.
That’s really fucking funny. That is the absolute snidest and most passive aggressive shit I have ever seen in my life, and my mom once gave my 8-year-old sister the silent treatment for a week because she wouldn’t bring her a glass of water. I write about Taylor Swift for a living, and I haven’t seen shit this passive aggressive.
From The Telegraph:
Mr Pavelka, who suffers from the digestive condition coeliac, had been served a proper meal the previous evening. However, he was expecting something more substantial for breakfast.
“All other passengers were served a full breakfast meal consisting of eggs, sausage, mushrooms, bread, and yogurt,” he told the Evening Standard. “This was a nine-hour flight. Although definitely gluten-free, the banana did not keep me full for very long.”
Aw man, he’s actually a guy with the condition where eating Gluten makes you die and not some trendy Fully Raw Kristina fuck who thinks cooking food makes it poisonous.
Boo All Nippon Airways.
Boooo.
Goliath The Baby Cow Thinks He’s a Dog
Oh my stars. This calf thinks he's a canine.
Goliath was once a sickly, day-old baby, abandoned by some cruel scorpion at the dairy farm. According to Town & Country Magazine, a lovely woman by the name of Shaylee Hubbs found the calf, who wasn't even strong enough to suck on a bottle.
With the help of the family vet, and the care of their Great Dane, Leonidas (a male), Goliath has grown into a delightful young cow.
"He would lick the little cow on the face and try to nudge him to stand up," Hubbs told CountryLiving.com of Leonidas.
"He would lay down with the sick little cow for hours just to keep him company. Leo, of course, was so bewildered at what the cow was trying to do and thought it was a fun game to play. The Great Dane and Holstein bull became the best of friends."
The family named him Goliath because of the strength he gained.
Even though Goliath calls a lovely playhouse in the backyard his bed, the curious cow would "fog up the windows" of the family home and stare jealously at the dogs, who got to lounge on the couches day after day.
So, he did what any cow in his position would do. He saw an opportunity and seized it while Hubbs went down the hill to feed the barn animals.
"We panicked and looked all around the house and checked for any open gates," Hubbs recalled. "Everything seemed in order. Then we walked into the house and look who we found lounging ever so comfortably on our couch—Goliath!!! This was triumph and victory, a nice comfortable place on the couch!"
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There are bad actors and then there is Nicolas Cage. Some people say that he's the worst actor of all time. Others say that if film had a body, he'd be the cancer that is slowly killing it. I've also heard people say that the Hague is considering bringing him in for crimes against humanity for ...Crappy Foreign Film Knock-Offs: Italian ‘Jaws’
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Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: The Serpent And The Rainbow
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Godzilla Becomes a Japanese Citizen
In a move that is sure to piss of Godzilla’s many victims he has been naturalized as a Japanese citizen by the town of Shinjuku’s Mayor Kenichi Yoshizumi. The giant kaiju that has leveled Tokyo on several occasions was named Shinjuku’s minister of tourism last month. But you can’t have an undocumented worker holding a government post, after all. It’s strange that Godzilla wasn’t already a Japanese citizen seeing as he was born on one of Japan’s remote islands after being irradiated by an atomic blast. Doesn’t being born in a place automatically make you a citizen? I guess maybe that’s only true if you are human and not a giant fire breathing reptile. Still, it’s a strange move seeing as Godzilla hasn’t exactly been a friend to the Japanese people. I imagine, though there are few statistics available, that Godzilla has killed millions of people over the years.
Maybe it is for the best though. After all the United States dropped to nuclear bombs on Japan and we’re buddies with them now. Perhaps the Japanese people just want to put the past behind them and forgive the king of kaijus for his naughty behavior. They better not piss him off.
Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: “Where The Buffalo Roam”
Like many young writers I was obsessed with Hunter S. Thompson in my mid-twenties. The exploits of the Gonzo journalist first came to my attention through Terry Gilliam’s weirdly brilliant film version of Thompson’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I then read everything that Thompson ever wrote and poured over several biographies. I then came across this film, Where the Buffalo Roam, a movie that Thompson later distanced himself from after it turned out to be kind of a piece of $hit. Still, if you are a fan of Hunter Thompson, Bill Murray, or Peter Boyle it’s definitely worth a watch.
There isn’t much of a plot to Where The Buffalo Roam. That’s part of the problem that both Murray and Thompson worried about the production. Basically it revolves around Thompson writing a piece about his friend and lawyer Oscar Zeta Acosta, named Carl Lazlo, Esq. (Peter Boyle) in the movie. Acosta in real life was a drug fueled mad man that probably died sneaking guns for Chicano rights activists. He’s also the character that Benecio Del Toro portrayed in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Then a bunch of stuff happens including Thompson covering Lazlo defending kids against harsh marijuana sentencing, Thompson writing a story about the Super Bowl, and most memorably a conversation he has with “The candidate” in an election, (cough, cough, Richard Nixon, cough, cough).
The movie is a mess if you are looking for a straightforward story. It’s great if you just want to get drunk and immerse yourself in the world of Hunter Thompson and Oscar Acosta. The soundtrack is largely improvised by Neil Young and is full of growling guitars and menacing feedback. The movie fails as a film but succeeds as a meditation on the bleak side of the late sixties and early 70′s. I know many Thompson aficionados that still say that this is a more accurate portrayal of Thompson than Johnny Depp’s. That’s because, according to legend, Murray BECAME Thompson. They did drugs, blew things up, and Thompson almost killed Murray by tying him to a lawn chair and throwing him in his pool. The production sounds more fun than the movie.
Conspiracy Theory Fun: Disney Killed Miley Cyrus
It used to be that conspiracy theories were the prevue of fringe nut jobs that sat in trailer somewhere writing 3000 page manifestos. But since the Internet became part of our daily lives conspiracy theories have gone mainstream. All kinds of famous politicians and celebrities really believe all kinds of weird crap. From the moon landing being faked to the military trying to take over the Southwest. But we who are in any way sane and intelligent don’t believe that stuff. One conspiracy theory that has gained traction over the years is that the, ahem, colorful Miley Cyrus of today is in fact a body double. The theory goes that Disney, who after all gave Miley her start, killed her in 2007 or so. Some say that she died in a car accident and Disney didn’t want to lose its cash cow. Others claim that she died of a drug overdose and Disney tried to cover it up. Still others claim that they wanted to create the Miley we all know and love today but the real Miley didn’t want to do it.
Whether you are a fan, as I am, of Miley’s antics or you miss the squeaky clean girl that was Hannah Montana, you have to admit that this theory is pretty far fetched. Why would Disney go to all the trouble? They have dozens of girls like Miley ready to go. It’s the problem with all conspiracy theories, really. Why go to all the trouble and you have to believe people are smart enough to pull it off. People aren’t that smart. Someone would have given it away.
Beyonce Dancing To The Ducktales Theme
When Kanye West famously took the mic away from Taylor Swift at the MTV VMAs a few years back he made the claim that Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video was the greatest video of all time. That seems a bit much. Everyone knows that the greatest video of all time is Van Halen’s “Hot For Teacher”, but I digress. What was one of the best TV shows of all time was “Ducktales”. It told the story of Scrooge McDuck suddenly taking custody of Huey, Duey, And Louie after Donald Duck joins the navy for some reason. Along with the great Launchpad McQuack, the billionaire water fowl and his nephews had some pretty amazing adventures. I would come home from school every day and watch their exploits with glee. Some enterprising video editor with too much time on their hands made this video combing Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video with the “Ducktales” theme. And you know what? It works.
NOW it’s the greatest video of all time, (drops the mic).