Jessica Simpson says John Mayer called her “sexual napalm” because he thought she liked that. Turns out, no, she didn’t.
After Simpson’s divorce from Nick Lachey, Mayer made his move and things moved quickly from the start. According to TooFab, she shares in her new autobiography Open Book:
“He loved me in the way that he could and I loved that love for a very long time, too long. And I went back and forth with it for a long time. But it did control me.”
From there, things start to get into 50 Shades of Grey territory. Simpson divulges that she often felt inadequate in their relationship, claiming that Mayer:
“Again and again … told me he was obsessed with me, sexually and emotionally. I was so afraid of disappointing him that I couldn’t even text him without having someone check my grammar and spelling,”
The last straw to their on-again off-again relationship was when Mayer told Playboy that Simpson was “sexual napalm.” Simpson lamented:
“He thought that was what I wanted to be called. I was floored and embarrassed that my grandmother was actually gonna read that. A woman and how they are in bed, is not something that is ever talked about. It was shocking. I erased his number. He made it easy for me to walk away.”
Mayer has a history of being a playboy and somewhat of a womanizer, so none of this really comes as a shock.
It seems like the Mayer episode was a really dark time in her life, but the former pop star appears to have bounced back fine. She’s been married to NFL player Eric Johnson since 2014, and the two have three kids together.
Simpson hasn’t released an album since 2010, but she keeps herself busy with a wildly popular fashion line.
As for Mayer, we all got tired of listening to him sing about high school, and he slunk back to whatever hole he came from in the first place.
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We live in a strange world. If you ask most people, they’d tell you that Alyssa Milano is a feminist icon at the head of one of the most important movements in the world today and Kim Kardashian is a dumb slut who’s famous for fucking rappers. But Kim is studying to take the bar and Alyssa is telling everyone on social media she won’t have sex with her husband because of the abortion laws in a state she doesn’t live in. Either the Kardashians are getting less terrible or the entire world is so crazy that’s just making them look better in comparison, and I’d say the odds on those things are pretty even either way.
It wouldn’t have been too long ago that anyone hearing rumors that John Mayer was dating Kourtney Kardashian would have told John to run and never look back. And while John Mayer denied the rumor on Radio Andy he had some pretty effusive praise for the Kardashian clan anyway, via Us Weekly.
“Look, I actually like the Kardashians. If you break it down to your interactions with them, they’re very nice people. So I think any objection to them is more philosophical, and I don’t really have a philosophical objection to people that I don’t get on with every day. Like, they’re very nice people.”
I wouldn’t blame Mayer if he were to date Kourtney; she’s rich, she’s attractive, she’s… I mean, it’s probably just those two things but if you had to pick two…
In addition to saying he wasn’t interested in dating celebrities at his point in his life, there may be another reason Mayer would steer clear of dating a Kardashian.
hat said, the “Gravity” singer is fixated on one celebrity: Kourtney Kardashian’s mom, Kris Jenner. “I think she is, like, the Yoda of Hollywood serotonin,” Mayer said of the 63-year-old momager on Monday. “Like, she has a good grasp on how to make your serotonin just burst in your brain. I was sitting next to her, and I was like, ‘You are the ground zero of bliss, of Hollywood bliss.’ She was great. I also am a little afraid of her … I want a nice base level of respect. I don’t want to be too far on her radar. It’s hard to explain. She could end me.”
I mean, if nothing else, she does have O.J. Simpson’s number.
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Danielle Fishel is married!
The Boy Meet’s World alum has tied the knot with Drop the Mic executive producer Jensen Karp, she confirmed on social media over the weekend.
“Mr. & Mrs. Karp. Established 11/04/2018,” Fishel, 37, wrote on Instagram alongside a wedding photo that showed off the delicate, lace short-sleeves of her wedding gown.
Sharing another photo from the nuptials — taken by B.O.B. Photography — Karp, 38, wrote, “Today I married my soulmate. We were surrounded by family and friends and it was the best day of my life.”
He added, “I also ate 3 donuts after dinner. Unrelated. @daniellefishel, I love you so much and thank you for giving me this smile.”
Guests included Fishel’s Boy Meets World costars Ben Savage and Will Friedle, along with Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park and Karp’s groomsman John Mayer, who serenaded the newlyweds with his cover of Beyoncé‘s “XO” for their first dance.
“Jensen brought many new and wonderful friends into my life and the friendship of @johnmayer is at the top of the list. His immense talent is only overshadowed by his humor, his heart, his sincerity, his loyalty, his candor, and his generous spirit,” Fishel captioned a video from the wedding.
“We are beyond grateful and thrilled that he was not only a groomsman but agreed to sing our first dance song. I’m obsessed with his cover of this song (XO by @beyoncé) and he played it for us live at the Forum last year simply because I told him how much I loved it. Thank you, John, for all of it.”
Jensen brought many new and wonderful friends into my life and the friendship of @johnmayer is at the top of the list. His immense talent is only overshadowed by his humor, his heart, his sincerity, his loyalty, his candor, and his generous spirit. We are beyond grateful and thrilled that he was not only a groomsman but agreed to sing our first dance song. I’m obsessed with his cover of this song (XO by @beyoncé) and he played it for us live at the Forum last year simply because I told him how much I loved it. Thank you, John, for all of it. Video by: @atomictangerinefilmco Coordinator: @union3events @lisagaskarth Photographer: @jillianbob Make-up: @julie4makeup Hair: @_hairbylaurie P.S. you guys are stuck with me posting pictures from this amazing day for a few days so #dealwithit.
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Fishel, best known for playing Topanga Lawrence on Boy Meets World and the spin-off Girl Meets World, announced her engagement to Karp in March 2018.
WATCH: Boy Meets World Alum Danielle Fishel Is Engaged: ‘No One Is More Excited Than I Am’
“I woke up today thinking it would be a normal day and it was anything but normal. I put on my Genghis Cohen t-shirt and went to see @jensenclan88 at work where I proceeded to screw up a very romantic marriage proposal by being too efficient (this is very on brand for me). The future Mr. and Mrs. Karp are now engaged and no one is more excited than I am,” Fishel wrote.
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“We got engaged today. I don’t have anything witty or funny to say to accompany this picture. She is just the greatest person in the world and to imagine someone I went to high school with was always my person, is remarkable. You never know,” Karp captioned the same photo.
This is the second marriage for Fishel, who divorced ex-husband Tim Belusko in March 2016 after two years of marriage.
John Mayer is no stranger to getting a little extra when it comes to honesty. Especially when it comes to his sexual proclivities. So while we may already have had more TMI than we can handle regarding Mayer’s escapades, like which of his famous exes are sexual crack, there are still some burning questions to discover. Most pressing: does John Mayer get down with his own crooning?
He recently sat down with Cazzie David on his unofficial Instagram Live show “Current Mood.” David, you’ll recall, is no stranger to major tea, starring in her own mini-drama this summer as the girlfriend Pete Davidson ditched to pursue his whirlwind and now fizzled out romance to Ariana Grande. The live starts out on a charming foot as the two banter and riffle through viewer comments. But soon enough, Grande takes Mayer to task with some burning questions. Here’s what we learned:
He’s definitely serenaded a partner
David asked if a girl ever requested Mayer to play his music during sexy times. While he hasn’t multi-tasked that way during the act itself, Mayer admitted to acquiescing to some crooning requests leading up to the act. Mayer responded, “I probably did in my early 20s, I probably used my music to hook up a couple times. It doesn’t make it any less from the heart.”
He hasn’t loved himself to his own tunes
David kicked off the video by asking if Mayer ever pleasured himself to his own music. Mayer responded that he doesn’t really touch himself to any music. “In what world do you imagine that a man would masturbate to his own music?”
His sex frequency is lower than you think
David closed out her personal question streak asking Mayer if his number of sexual partners is greater than 800. Mayer feigned a little shock, saying the real number is less than 500. Not bad, but for a rich and famous dude, he definitely could have racked up twice that much. Mayer says the experience is like being a hot girl, and that he’s “less desirous of unsheathing new body parts.”
He knows way too much about Hi-Chew
Somehow among all this, Mayer also managed to relay a little history about Japanese confection Hi-Chew during a tangent about candy. Mayer revealed he bought his first wah pedal in quarters from selling Blow Pops for 25 cents a piece, and is a big Googler of random facts.
And sure, he thinks your body is a wonderland
Mayer expressed a little frustration at his first major ditty still being his most famous and most quotable song. “This fucking song of mine…three and a half minutes at the age of 21…” However, he also maintained a generally good humor about it, and that he usually plays along, whether it’s a drunk dude yelling it from across the street or a girl after a show. After answering the question, Mayer told David her body was also a wonderland.
Check out the full video below.
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Early today, John Mayer was hospitalized for emergency surgery.
Please save your "Your Body Is A Wonderland" jokes for the end.
On Tuesday, Dead & Company's official Twitter account posted this:
"Early this morning, Tuesday, December 5th, John Mayer was admitted into the hospital for emergency appendectomy forcing the Dead & Company December 5th concert in New Orleans to be postponed."
Now, that can be pretty serious. The appendix might not be a vital organ, but when it begins to swell, it's effects can be profoundly painful.
If it were to burst, it would be much, much worse.
Don't freak out that it's an "emergency appendectomy," as ... that's generally how appendectomies work. It's not an elective surgery; you remove it before it kills you.
Even so, this is major surgery. They will in all likelihoods make a number of small incision points, one in his navel and two below his waist. They'll then "inflate" in order to create some wiggle-room and use endoscopic tools to carefully remove the appendix.
Ideally, before it bursts.
Scarring will be pretty minimal -- it's not like those huge abdominal scars that people who got the surgery in years past received.
Recovery will take weeks.
It will probably be days before he's willing to eat again, but unless there are complications, he should be able to be up and (very gingerly) walking as early as tomorrow.
He'll need to avoid alcohol for a few weeks and also avoid any heavy lifting. Sitting up is going to be a pain for several days, at least.
Hopefully, he'll make a full and speedy recovery.
Yeah, a lot of people consider John Mayer to be a douche, but it takes more than rubbing people the wrong way to deserve to have one of your organs explode. That's rough.
Now, when the metaphorical smoke clears and it's announced that John Mayer has made a full recovery, then we can start making jokes.
The "Your Body Is A Wonderland" jokes.
Perhaps some jokes at the expense of Katy Perry, one of John Mayer's many famous exes.
As we all recall, Katy Perry ranked John Mayer as the best at sex when compared to Diplo and Orlando Bloom.
If you feel like making a joke with twists and turns, you can even try to make a joke connecting John Mayer's misbehaving appendix with his allegedly large penis.
(I've thought of several but wouldn't care to subject anyone to them)
That's up to you; just don't tell inappropriate jokes at work.
The Twitter account posted an update:
"All tickets for the December 5 show will be honored for the rescheduled date. Information on the rescheduled date will be announced as soon as possible. Should ticketholders choose to seek a refund, they will be available at point of purchase."
That's great news, though we're sure that ticketholders are currently more concerned about John Mayer's well-being than they are about what to do with their tickets.
We all look forward to when we can poke fun at John Mayer's goofy statements instead of worrying about his health.
John Mayer and Dave Chappelle made news again. Mayer toured Ohio where Chappelle lives. During his concert, he brought Chappelle out onstage for a few minutes of comedy and to shoot the shit. They then finished with “You’re Gonna Liver Forever in Me,” one of Mayer’s newest singles off his latest album, The Search for Everything.
Chappelle requested the song in memory of his friend Charlie Murphy. Murphy passed away this week from leukemia at age 57. He got most famous from his “Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories” sketches on Chappelle’s Show. Speaking to the crowd, Chappelle told them about Murphy’s death:
“Today, I got some terrible news. My good friend, Charlie Murphy, passed away this morning, and everybody in comedy is heartbroken.”
When Mayer began to play “You’re Gonna Liver Forever in Me,” Chappelle added:
“Rest in peace, Charlie Murphy. We love you. We love your comedy. We love your stories, and we love your spirit.”
The song fit the moment. If you haven’t listened, check it out. Some of the lyrics:
Life is full of sweet mistakes
And love’s an honest one to make
Time leaves no fruit on the tree
But you’re gonna live forever in me
I guarantee, it’s just meant to be
And when the pastor asks the pews
For reasons he can’t marry you
I’ll keep my word and my seat
The song is actually about Mayer and how he hasn’t gotten over Katy Perry. That’s a different story though.
The whole video’s definitely worth a watch. It’s one of those real, unscripted moments. Chappelle, as usual, asked the crowd to turn off their phones so this would be a moment only they could share. Thankfully, someone ignored him.
Chappelle and Mayer go way back. At the Ohio show, Chappelle relived how he met Mayer.
“I had a sketch. Don’t be mad, it was called ‘White People Dancing.’ Me and my friend Neal [Brennan], who I wrote Chappelle Show with, read an article about you [John Mayer]. And he was hilarious in it. ‘You should ask that guy to do that sketch.’ And he did it. And he did it so well.”
Hard to believe that was 13 years ago.
Most recently in January, they hooked up at Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles for covers of a Nirvana and Tom Petty song.
Mayer told the crowd that the two often do this routine “in different cities until about five in the morning,” with Chappelle often calling out his favorite 1980s songs for Mayer to play for him.
These two seriously need to do a traveling music and comedy show. They would kill it.
Yesterday, the world learned the tragic news that comedy icon Charlie Murphy had passed away at the age of 57.
Tributes to Murphy began pouring in from all corners of social media almost immediately, many of them from the late actor and standup's colleagues in the entertainment world.
But it wasn't until today that we learned of the manner in which Murphy's life was commemorated by his two most important collaborators: his brother, Eddie Murphy, and Dave Chappelle, the man whose sketch show helped make Charlie a household name.
It was on Chappelle's Show that Murphy shared the side-splitting tales of his encounters with Rick James and Prince, and it seems that like the rest of us, Chappelle still enjoys quoting the best lines with his friends.
Of course, in Chappelle's case, his friends are A-listers like John Mayer, and when they quote Charlie Murphy, they do it on stage in front of 20,000 people.
Chappelle joined Mayer during a concert in Ohio last month, and the two of them reflected on Murphy's life and contributions to the world of comedy.
“Today, I got some terrible news,” Chappelle told the crowd.
“My good friend, Charlie Murphy, passed away this morning, and everybody in comedy is heartbroken.”
Dave and John reflected on the highlights of Murphy's tragically shortened career (It's good to know we're not the only ones who still call people "habitual line-steppers."), and Chappelle asked Mayer to honor Charlie with a performance of "You're Gonna Live Forever In Me."
"Rest in peace Charlie Murphy," Chappelle said by way of introducing the song.
"We love you. We loved your comedy, we loved your stories, and we love your spirit."
Girls cannot get enough of a guy with a guitar. If you can strum three chords, you’re in. 90% of the guitar players out there picked up the instrument to get women. Hell, 90% of what anything guys do is to get women.
The ultimate panty dropper, John Mayer, returns with four new songs to get yer lady in the mood. This guy has found his niche. Music to be played over Starbucks speakers. The women like it so now you have to like it too.
He’s got “Moving On And Getting Over.” You can tell by the title what the song is about. Breaking up. Expect some sad 40 year olds to be playing this song sometime this year.
Then there’s “You’re Gonna Live Forever in Me.” This one’s about herpes.
“Love on the Weekend” is boring. It’s nice and fluffy, but you’re not gonna ask for it two years from now, because there’ll be another nice and fluffy song to take its place. Zero impact.
This tweet of his is pretty funny though.
John Mayer, legendary skeezoid lothario, apparently has his sights set on Demi Lovato, who's had a rougher than rough few years.
What is it about troubled young women that gets Mayer's motor running like this?
We don't know, but it's creepy and disturbing as hell.
When you put the two of those together, it's definitely bad news for everyone involved (and even those who are just simple fans of humanity).
Us reported that the two were spotted looking terribly chummy at West Hollywood nightclub, Catch L.A.
If that doesn't make your breath catch in your throat, it's probably because you're already passed out on the floor due to extreme distress.
"John had his arm around Demi and was whispering sweet nothings into her ear," the source revealed.
"Nothing" is probably a good word for it, because anything that comes out of John Mayer's mouth - music included - should be filed under "nothing."
"She was into it," the source continued.
"They weren't making out or anything, but she was giggling the whole time."
Though the mag reported that the two entered separately, and left the same way, that doesn't mean that John won't eventually get his way.
The two reportedly were stuck like glue for more than an hour, and Mayer was said to have dropped one of the corniest lines of all, and said that Demi "has one of the greatest voices."
Mayer and Lovato have a history of stroking the other's ego.
In 2009, John tweeted something about Demi Lovato and her music and brilliance and blah blah and talent, and Demi returned the favor by calling him her "inspiration" and "idol."
Gag us with a pitchfork.
Later the duo collabed on a song for Demi's Here We Go Again album, and had more fawning things to say.
"John Mayer's been a huge influence on me," she said.
"His songwriting really inspires me."
"I guess he heard I was a huge fan, and he sent me a letter," she revealed.
Mayer would have been fawning over Lovato when she was 17, and him, 32, so yeah.
We'd give it a few buffer years before trying to buff Lovato if we were almost double her age at the time of initial contact, too.
"Then we ended up writing together."
Well isn't that a story for the grandkids.
Now that Lovato is done with Wilmer Valderrama, and Mayer's ... whatever he always is, perhaps the two can collaborate on more than just music.
Somebody pass the popcorn, yeah?
You don't see this every day!
When he's not busy performing at rock concerts and shows, John Mayer is... at home hand-washing his clothes with his own name-brand laundry detergent?!
The Laundress, a lifestyle brand, helped the rocker develop a laundry detergent product that he seems REALLY pumped about -- at least based on the video recently released showing him going through his routine alongside the lifestyle company's co-founders, Gwen Whiting and Lindsey Boyd.
"I'm authentically into this," Mayer says at one point while washing and hand drying a t-shirt of his, "at some point, a man has to be a man."
Ch-ch-check out the whole video (below)!!!
Amazing... and kind of wacky!
What a weird product endorsement deal, but hey, whatever works, right?!
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She’s hot, then she’s cold.
…We’re kidding. But the encounter wasn’t as awkward as it sounded.
Katy Perry and current squeeze Orlando Bloom went to the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood for a dinner date, where they met John Mayer. OOH!
However, E! News heard that it didn’t matter to Bloom even if John and Katy struck a convo. [Where’s the drama?!]
The Perry-Bloom thang made waves in January after being spotted cozying up at the 2016 Golden Globes after-party. They weren’t Insta-official until May, where the two publicly attended amfAR’s 23rd Cinema Against AIDS Gala.
Katy’s living the life right now, we’re sure.
More of ’em!
John Mayer and Katy Perry are no more. That leaves Mayer with plenty of time on his hands. He’s a notorious womanizer, but there’s one demographic he hasn’t touched. Old, hippie women. Mayer realizes this is such an untapped gold mine. All that experience, all the things they’ve seen and done. But where, WHERE to find an ample supply of these girls??
Enter the Grateful Dead. They’ve added Mayer on as a member. Billboard speaks:
As previously reported by Billboard, three of the Dead’s “core four” players — guitarist Bob Weir and drummers Mickey Hart and Bill Kreutzmann — plan to continue the party, with John Mayer on guitar. Their first performance as Dead & Company is set for Halloween night (Oct. 31) at New York’s Madison Square Garden, where the Grateful Dead had played more than 50 times since its formation in 1965.
Mayer, who is far, far out of the listening demographic for the band, discovered their music through Pandora. As a reminder, the Grateful Dead came about in the 1960s, where there was no such thing as shuffle, let alone a station that played music based on your personal preferences. Back then, maybe a radio DJ would play two songs in a row that you liked.
Could we see Katy Perry and Mayer back together again? Only if she likes the smell of incense and patchouli mixed in with the fabulous scent of unwashed human.
This has officially stopped surprising us.
The news came out on Thursday that the singers have decided to split for an unknown reason, but we think things will be fine since they're obviously going to be back in love next week.
What do U think about the breakup??
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So... are you buying it?
Are you buying what these actors, singers and athletes are selling?
Over the years, a number of celebrities have messed up and these same celebrities have issued supposedly heartfelt apologies in response to these scandals.
We've collected some of the most memorable mea culpas below and we want to know: Who do you believe most?
1. Ariana Grande
2. Kobe Bryant
3. John Mayer
4. Christian Bale
5. Kanye West
6. Michael Richards
Unless you've been spent the last week hiding from the Internet for fear of hearing anything negative about your beloved Duggars, you've probably encountered Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" video.
The clip, which features Swifty and several of her famous friends rocking $13,000 in sex shop clothes went mega-viral for obvious reasons and now has nearly 90 million views on YouTube.
Unfortunately, not everyone was a fan of Taylor's badass antics.
We learned several months ago that "Bad Blood" was written about Taylor's feud with Katy Perry, and we're guessing KP was none too thrilled to see the song has become a massive success as a single.
So perhaps it's not surprising that Katy is penning her own response with the help of John Mayer, who's something of an expert (Read: "has slept with") both girls.
“Katy thinks revenge is a dish best served cold," a source tells Heat magazine.
"She’s even more determined to show people what she calls ‘the real Taylor,’ she’s writing some big, anthemic-type songs that’ll feature dirt on Taylor that John’s told her from when they used to date.”
Katy and John are back together for the moment (We give it a week.), and while most of her fans thought the reconciliation was a bad move for Katy, it might be well worth if it means delivering a crippling, radio-friendly blow to her arch rival.
Yes, we've got a full-blown pop diva feud going on, and Mayer has positioned himself squarely in the middle. We're sure it's only a matter of time before he proposes the idea of getting in between Katy and Taylor in another way.