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Paris Hilton Speaks Out About Lindsay Lohan Feud: Do They STILL Hate Each Other?!

We probably don't need to tell you that it's been a very eventful year for three pop of the biggest pop culture icons of the early-2000s.

First, Britney Spears' conservatorship came to an end after years of legal wrangling.

Shortly thereafter, Paris Hilton got married.

And to close out the comeback year, last week brought news that Lindsay Lohan is engaged to Dubai banker Bader Shammas.

Lindsay Lohan and Bader Shammas Photo

It's been a big few week for the ladies who were recently dubbed the Holy Trinity of the 2000s.

On her latest episode of her podcast, Paris addressed that reverential nickname, as well as the 15-year anniversary of one of the most famous photos of her career.

If you're over 30, you've seen (and possibly obsessed over it):

The Holy Trinity

Paris, Britney, and Lindsay are in a chauffeured car, surrounded by paparazzi during a night of club-hopping.

They look like they're having the time of their lives, but they also like as though they just ran for their lives, perhaps having been pursued through the parking lot by paps and autograph hounds.

But according to Paris, it wasn't just the fans and the press that she and Britney were running from.

Paris, Lindsay

"I also just saw that Lindsay got engaged," the 40-year-old newlywed said on the latest episode of her popular pod. 

"And I know that we've had our differences in the past, but I just wanted to say congratulations to her and that I am genuinely very happy for her."

What are those differences, you might be wondering?

Paris Hilton with a Kiss

Well, it seems that the years-long Paris-Lindsay feud was at least partially a result of that famous photo.

Asked about during a 2017 interview, Hilton made it sound as though she and Spears were the A-listers, and Lohan was just the lame tagalong who wouldn't take the hint to get lost.

"It was just Brit and I out, and then [Lindsay] just, like, chased us to the car and got in. She wasn't invited," Paris recalled.

Paris Hilton in 2021

"She wasn't on the list."

Yes, Paris went full Regina George on the one and only Cady Heron. Not very fetch!

In 2019, Hilton doubled-down on her anti-LiLo sentiments during an appearance on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live.

Lindsay as a Boss

When host Andy Cohen asked Paris to describe Lindsay in three words, the famed celebutante replied:

“Beyond, lame, and embarrassing.”

That's pretty serious shade, and unless Lindsay offended Paris in some way that isn't clear, it was totally uncalled for.

Lindsay In the Desert

And we can't help but wonder if Paris was putting words in Britney's mouth by making it sound like the two of them were looking down their noses at Lindsay that fateful night.

After all, Spears and Lohan were the entertainers who worked their way up from obscurity.

Hilton was the oddball who was born rich and famous!

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But hey, the important thing is that the mature and newly-married Paris sees no reason to continue her one-sided war against Lindsay.

"Wow, I can’t believe it’s been 15 years since this #iconic photo was snapped, and we were dubbed the #HolyTrinity of the 2000’s," Hilton wrote on Instagram today along with some clips from the podcast episode.

"So much has happened since that night."

Paris Hilton is Sad

From there, Paris congratulated the rest of her party posse on their recent successes:

"Fifteen years later, and so much has happened in the past two weeks," Paris pointed out.

"I got married. Britney got her freedom back and engaged. Lindsay just got engaged," she went on.

Carter Reum, Wife

"I love seeing how different our lives are now, and how much we've grown up."

Yes, a lot has changed for the three mega-stars who were the envy of club-hoppers everywhere back in 2006.

And we hope that Paris and Lindsay will soon take the next step in the lifelong maturation process by officially burying the hatchet!

Lindsay Lohan: ENGAGED to Bader Shammas!

By the time she was old enough to vote, Lindsay Lohan was one of the biggest stars on the planet.

But we probably don't need to tell you that her life hasn't been following the traditional A-lister trajectory in recent years.

Between the failed reality shows, the weird foreign business ventures (with the weird fake accents to match), and the slew of brushes with the law, it wasn't long before LiLo went from headliner to punchline.

But insiders say Lohan is planning a comeback in 2022, and it seems she's getting an early start by ending '21 on a high note!

Lindsay and Bader

Yes, Lindsay took to Instagram Sunday morning to announce her engagement to fiancé Bader Shammas!

"My love. My life. My family. My future," Lohan captioned a set of photo of herself and Shammas.

As you can see, Lindsay's massive new rock is on full display in the pics.

Lindsay Lohan and Bader Shammas Photo

Little is known about Shammas, other than the fact that works in finance as the Assistant Vice President at Credit Suisse in Dubai.

Lindsay has been living in Dubai for the past seven years, and she's been dating Shammas since 2018.

"Lohan's relationship with Bader is going strong. She has been with him for about two years now," one insider tells UK tabloid The Sun.

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"He is a legitimate guy. He's not an actor, he's not in the entertainment industry, he manages funds for high net worth people at Credit Suisse."

On Instagram, fans were overjoyed by the news, and Lohan's post racked up over 800,000 likes in just 24 hours.

"So happy to see you happy! Love you Lindsay," one follower commented, according to UK tabloid the Mirror.

Lindsay In the Desert

"Congratulations @bader.shammas you both have found your soul mates wish you both a life time of happiness health and love."

Lindsay has been pretty tight-lipped about her personal life in recent years, but insiders say that may soon change as the former child star seeks to reintroduce herself to the public.

Sadly, there's no truth to the rumors that Lindsay will be starring in The Real Housewives of Dubai (at least not for the show's first season).

But the 35-year-old Mean Girls actress is planning to regain her place as one of Hollywood's best-known actresses.

LiLo at the Beach

As recently as last year Lindsay was planning to move back to America, but sources say her plans were complicated by Covid.

And now, her plans may have been further complicated by her love life.

We suppose it's possible that Shammas would be willing to uproot his finance career and make a fresh start of it in the US, but it sounds like he's the breadwinner in the relationship, so that might not be the smartest idea at the moment.

Lindsay on the Beach

Whatever the case, it sounds like this couple is sufficiently well-heeled that Lindsay will be able to make trips to New York and LA for auditions when the need arises.

But hey, listen to us getting bogged down by details!

The important thing is that these two found love, and hope they'll be happy together for many, many years to come.

LiLo's been through a lot, and we can't think of anyone in Hollywood who's more deserving of an epic second act!

Lindsay Lohan Engaged to Bader S. Shammas

Wow, someone decided to marry crazy. Just kidding. Lindsay Lohan and Bader S. Shammas are now engaged. Congrats to them both.

Lohan showed off her engagement ring on Instagram with the caption:

“My love. My life. My family. My future. @bader.shammas #love”

Seems like yesterday Lohan was the out of control crazy Hollywood kid. Now, she’s gonna grow up to be a normal boring wife and probable mom. Life is a snooze.

Now that she’s decided to let her soul die in a marriage, let’s look back at Lohan’s best moments:

– She developed a weird accent. It wasn’t for a role, so no idea what was going on here.

– She dated the crown prince of Saudi Arabia? Cross that off the bucket list. “Dating”. Not gonna say it was a financial arrangement, but you read it and make up your own mind.

– Lindsay tried to take someone’s child in the name of child trafficking. I don’t know what she’s thinking here.

Paris Hilton hates Lindsay Lohan.

– Maybe her new beau will pay off Lohan’s back taxes if she hasn’t paid them off already.

In conclusion, congrats to Lohan. You’ve now graduated from the gossip section into irrelevancy.

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Lindsay Lohan: Is She Really Starring In the Real Housewives of Dubai?

On Monday, Bravo announced that it will be taking its popular Real Houswives franchise international for the first time with The Real Housewives of Dubai.

For Americans with only a passing familiarity with the culture of the Middle East, Dubai might feel like a bit of a random choice.

But as one of the wealthiest cities in the world and a playground for the one-percent, the largest city in the United Arab Emirates is a prime location for the sort of out-of-touch snobbery that's been drawing fans to the Housewives franchise for over 15 years.

And some fans are hoping that the city's most famous resident will sign on to become the newest Bravolebrity.

Lindsay In the Desert

As you may already know, Lindsay Lohan has been living like Carmen San Diego in recent years.

The former movie star has briefly taken up residence in Greece, Turkey, and several other foreign nations.

Basically, if Lindsay is at least somewhat famous in a country, and her American dollar will take her far there, then she's bound to drop in for at least a few months.

Lindsay Lohan: Topless on the 'Gram

Just last year, Lindsay announced plans to move back to America and re-launch her career.

But Covid kept her from making the trip, and all that downtime must have caused Lindsay to finally realize that the movie star ship has sailed, and she'd be more welcome abroad than in Hollywood or her native New York.

And so, Lindsay has been a resident of Dubai for over a year now.

Lindsay Lohan, Behind The Scenes

What is she doing there? 

How is she keeping busy and supporting herself?

These questions remain unanswered, but it's been rumored that Lohan is close to broke following all of her years abroad.

Lindsay in Greece

So when Bravo announced that the next iteration of Housewives would take place in LiLo Land, it was widely assumed that Lohan would be taking part.

After all, as Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club reminded us, the retired actress has no qualms about appearing on a reality show, and she'll do just about anything for a buck these days.

But according to a new report from TMZ, the show's cast has already been selected, and Lindsay is not a part of it.

Lindsay Lohan on a Plane

The casting choices have not yet been made public, but Bravo boss Andy Cohen has told the outlet that he would love to get Lindsay involved at some point in the future, thus confirming that she's not on board for RHOD Season 1.

Even so, Cohen promises big things from the newest series in the Bravo roster.

"Everything's bigger in Dubai, and I couldn't be more excited to launch Bravo's first international Housewives series in a city I've been fascinated by for years, with an outstanding group of friends as our guides," Cohen said in Monday's announcement.

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"This is going to blow the lid off of the entire franchise," he later told the Today show.

According to a press release from the network the show will feature a "group of women navigating their relationships, careers, and supremely lavish and ultra-wealthy lifestyles in the United Arab Emirates.

"With the desert paradise of Dubai as the backdrop, this billionaire's playground is known for its over-the-top opulence, jaw-dropping modern architecture and wild nightlife scene," the statement continued.

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"Whether they're coasting on a private plane, running their own empires or hosting on a private island, these glamourous, successful women are ready to serve up scorching hot drama and unexpected twists."

So yeah, sounds like the sort of thing that Lindsay would probably like to be involved with going forward.

We just hope she has the bankroll to keep up with the rest of the cast.

What The Hell Is That Crazy Lindsay Lohan Commercial?

Okay, I have seen the most insane thing and I am not surprised Lindsay Lohan is involved. If you’ve been on TikTok, you’re wasting your life. But you also might has seen a commercial featuring Lindsay Lohan talking about farts.

Yeah, that is a thing that happened.

The mind-boggling thing here is that the Church of Famera doesn’t seem to exist at first glance. There’s no website address in the ad and a Google search turns up nothing. The website is famera.co and famera appears to be a video chat app.

There’s also a Twitter account.

The commercial is just Lindsay Lohan saying she’s a dirty little stinker and that the fragrance of salvation is in the air. “May the eye wink upon you” is absolutely about a butthole. I guess the logo kind of looks like a butthole, but not as much as the flag on Community.

The leading explanation for how this came to be is that someone paid Lohan to say this on Cameo, which is why she can’t keep a straight face reading it. I can very readily believe that having seen it. There’s really no other reasonable explanation for it.

I can tell you I definitely will not be downloading that app, it probably enlists you in the Ocean Organization for a billion years or something.

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Lindsay Lohan: I’m Moving Back to America and Re-Launching My Career!

If living in America these past few years has been a bit bonkers for your personal taste, you may want to begin the visa application process and start pricing Canadian real estate now, because things are about to get even crazier.

Yes, folks, whether you're ready for it or not, it looks like Lindsay Lohan is planning to return to America -- and this time, she's looking to conquer.

Lindsay Lohan, Behind The Scenes

Sigh. As if we don't have enough orange-hued, reality TV has-beens attempting to take over this country, right?!

Lindsay Skyped into Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen's New Year's Eve broadcast to announce that she's planning to return to America in 2020 after spending the better part of the past decade living overseas.

The surprise announcement came after Cohen asked Lindsay if she has any New Year's resolutions:

“Yes, I do," Lohan began.

Lindsay on the Beach

"I’m managing my sister, so I want to really focus on me and everything that I can do in my life and come back to America and start filming again, which I’m doing something soon in this new year," she continued.

"And, you know, just taking back the life I’ve worked so hard for and sharing it with my family and you guys.”

If you're having a hard time making sense of that statement, don't worry -- there's really not much to make sense of.

Lindsay is managing her sister, but for some reason that means she'll be focusing on herself? 

Lindsay as a Boss

Yeah, we guess when you've spent the past five years partying your way across Europe and the Middle East like some sort of coke-addled Carmen San Diego, expecting you to piece together a coherent sentence on live TV is asking a bit much.

Anyway, Lindsay didn't get into the specifics of her comeback plan, but she has two long-gestating projects set for release, and they both sound almost unimaginably awful.

One is a no-budget werewolf movie called Among The Shadows, which will mark Lindsay's first big screen project since the 2013 flop The Canyons.

The other is an EDM track on which Lindsay sings and produces entitled -- of course -- "Xanax."

LiLo at the Beach

Lohan has been promising the song since September, and Cohen called her out during Tuesday's broadcast.

“I’m ready for this recording,” he said during Lindsay's brief interview.

This prompted Lohan to reply, “Andy, you’re getting it after the New Year.”

So at some point this year there will be a Lindsay Lohan techno song about benzos.

Lindsay in Greece

Finally, something to look forward to!

Lindsay has been keeping a low profile ever since her ill-conceived MTV reality show, Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club, was canceled last year after just one season.

Some stars might have been discouraged by the show's rock bottom ratings, but not Lindsay.

No, she long ago located the line between confidence and delusion, rolled up a dollar bill, and snorted it into oblivion.

As the kids, say #goals.

Lindsay Lohan: Did She Just Shade Miley Cyrus & Cody Simpson?

Hey, remember Lindsay Lohan?

Well, if you're Australian and/or Cody Simpson, then you probably couldn't forget her if you tried. Allow us to explain:

Lindsay Lohan: Topless on the 'Gram

You see, while Americans rejected the idea of "Lindsay Lohan reality star" by banding together as a nation and refusing to watch Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club, the Aussies lack the wherewithal to rid of themselves of either the tyranny of the British crown or the Disney Ginger Princess of the '90s. Sad.

As a result, they're stuck with LiLo hosting their version of The Masked Singer.

And what does all this have to do with Cody Simpson, you ask?

Well, Simpson is doing more than just banging Miley Cyrus these days.

Cody Simpson Poses on Instagram

Not a whole lot more, mind you ... but a little bit more.

For instance, he recently won the Australian version of The Masked Singer!

Even more impressive is the fact that he accomplished this feat despite being forced to endure the explicit prejudice of one of the show's judges -- one Lindsay Dee Lohan!

When Lindsay correctly guessed that Cody was the crooner inside the Robot costume, she took advantage of the opportunity to roast his ass over so some stolen furniture:

Lindsay as a Boss

"If it is you, we have a lot to talk about, and this is not the arena for it," she said, prior to his unmasking.

"I want my furniture back! Because I bought your furniture for your house in Venice!" Lindsay added.

And why would Lindsay buy a house full of furniture for a random 22-year-old Aussie pop star?

(We know this is a lot of rhetorical questions, but we swear it's leading somewhere.)

LiLo on Cody

For the answer to that, we direct you to an Instagram post that Lindsay posted and promptly deleted earlier this week.

Yes, it seems Cody recently dated -- and presumably dumped -- Lindsay's younger sister, Aliana.

And apparently, Lindsay is still pretty pissed about it.

“When you realise (sic) you failed. And you settle for less @codysimpson," she captioned the post.

Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson Thirst Trap Selfie

"Family is everything you won the masked singer but you lost on your future,”

Due to the fact that Cody is dating Miley, this post was widely interpreted as Lohan's way of throwing shade at the couple.

However, reps for the former actress tell TMZ that that was not Lindsay's intention, and this was meant to be an "inside joke" between herself and Cody.

An inside joke that she deleted the moment she began to face backlash.

We're not buying it, but at the same time, we're inclined to let Lindsay off the hook for this one.

She hasn't been the same since she learned she wasn't cast as the lead in the live-action Little Mermaid.

Lindsay Lohan Tried to Be Artsy on Her Instagram, but It Just Ended up Being Creepy

If there’s one thing all hot girls incorrectly believe, it’s that they’re brilliant photographers. It turns out Lindsay Lohan also believes this, because she tried to turn a bathroom selfie into a work of art and the result was just… creepy.

Oh, it’s in black and white, it must be sophisticated! She looks like she’s in a sex dungeon. I can see what looks like a creepy sunglasses face in the faucet and there’s some sort of Skyrim helmet on her bathroom shelf.

The only upside for Lindsay here is that if she’s really dating the crown prince of Saudi Arabia she can have anyone who thinks she’s an idiot dismembered and carried out in a couple suitcases. Gonna be a banner year for Samsonite.

Normally Lindsay is pretty good at using Instagram, which is a platform with strict rules on nudity despite solely existing for women to post sexy pictures of themselves. Or what passes for sexy when you’re Lindsay Lohan.

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If she’s 33, why does she look like Joan Rivers? And I don’t mean Young Joan Rivers, I mean Joan Rivers now.

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Obviously she’s had a hard life, which is why she’s haunting her own bathroom.

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Wait, is Lindsay Lohan Dating the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia?

Some things are too insane for me to actually wrap my head around them, and Lindsay Lohan being the Queen of Saudi Arabia is way up at the top of the list. But it’s a thing that could happen some day and we’re all just going to have to deal with that.

Here’s the deal; Page Six reports that there are rumors that Lohan and Saudi Prince Mohammad bin Salman have been getting close. How close?

A wild rumor hit town that Lohan and the bloodthirsty crown prince of Saudi Arabia have gotten close, and that he’s been flying her around in his jets and showering her with presents — including a gift-wrapped credit card. And when we started asking around, a source in her inner circle acknowledged that they “know each other.”

See, that sounds like the sort of thing a Saudi prince is likely to do for a celebrity when he wants to have sex with her.

Now a rep for Lohan, 33, tells us that the pair met just once — around a year ago at a Formula One Grand Prix race. The rep also denied that bin Salman — who has been accused of ordering the 2018 murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi — gave Lohan a credit card.

Either way, pals of Lohan — who even say they’ve seen text exchanges between the pair — are boasting about what they claim is a new friendship. The rep called those claims “lies.”

It sounds like they’re dating, doesn’t it? Lindsay would basically be free to steal children and speak with insane accents if she were a queen, too, so it sort of works for her.

She just needs to be sure that he doesn’t misunderstand when she asks him to give her “a little head,” because if there’s one thing I know about Saudi Arabia is that there are way more beheadings than female orgasms in that country.

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Lindsay Lohan Has a New Terrible Accent

The Masked Singer was the surprise hit of last season, and that means it’s going to be spawning a lot of imitators and foreign versions. It’s actually already a foreign version of a Korean show, but we’re Americans so I don’t consider other countries to actually exist.

One of the international versions of The Masked Singer is being produced in Australia, and they’ve hired Lindsay Lohan as a judge. And, well, Lindsay has an interesting way of talking about it.

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Yes, that’s right, Lindsay Lohan has another new accent. I would not recommend trying to adopt an Australian accent, it’s actually hard as balls to do properly.

This isn’t Lindsay’s first foray into sounding like an asshole, though. She previously rolled out an unintelligible fake accent based on nothing, sort of like that Mid-Atlantic accent actors like Kelsey Grammar use to sound fancy, even though it’s not actually from anywhere. The difference is they actually do sound fancy, while Lindsay sounds like a crazy person.

I mean, she is a crazy person, remember when she tried to steal those kids? She was just speaking nonsense.

The other judges will be Kylie Minogue’s sister Dannii, who is also a singer but not nearly as successful as Kylie, stand-up comic Dave Hughes, who Wikipedia says is known for his Australian accent, which seems like a low bar for an Australian and television personality Jackie O, who has not yet been successful enough to buy her own celebrity name and has had to rent a used one from the late American first lady.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Season Finale Recap: It’s Finally Over!

Well, folks, whether it's Mueller, or Jussie, or the fact that soon we're all gonna be strangled to a slow death by our own noxious atmosphere, there's a lot that might be bumming you out this week ... and it's only Tuesday.

But fear not, dear reader, for we bring you tidings of great joy and reason to be hopeful about the future.

LiLo at the Beach

The long national nightmare known as Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club has finally come to an end.

Better yet, because the show's ratings steadily declined throughout the season, and a lot of people were grossed out by the fact that it was basically a documentary set at a skeezy Mediterranean brothel, there's reason to believe it'll never be back.

Obviously, this is fantastic news for defenders not only of common decency but of quality television.

Lindsay as a Boss

You see, the problem with LLBC is that it was bad, but not in a fun guilty pleasure way.

As we noted in our recap of the pilot episode the show is (was?) the sort of trainwreck that it's easy to look away from.

From the start, the show failed to deliver what it promised -- Lindsay in all her hot mess glory.

Lindsay in Greece

Don't get us wrong, Lindsay seems to be doing much better these days, but no one wanted or needed a 10-hour infomercial about how she's reinvented herself as Lisa Vanderpump.

(It's an especially weird act considering that Lindsay is younger than most of Lisa's employees on Vanderpump Rules, which just contributes to the feeling that LiLo's attempting an unsuccessful Vincent Adultman.)

Anyway, it wasn't just the fact that Lindsay was obviously cosplaying from the start, or even the fact that her business partner Panos basically admitted that the staff is there to perform sexual favors for guests.


No, the most off-putting part of the whole thing was how slapdash and confusing it all was.

Was it a competition to see who can go the longest without getting fired or contracting chlamydia? 

Or was it more of a "hang-out" reality show where the cast bonds over their shared experiences and struggles with chlamydia?

LiLo's Beach Club Staff

We're not really sure -- and in the season freakin' finale, it seems that the cast wasn't really sure, either.

All season, Lindsay and Panos have been threatening to fire people, and it often seemed that that was the point of the series -- that Lohan would winnow down her staff to a few who would remain on with her full-time.

But despite all the threats, very few "ambassadors" got fired -- until last night, when two were let go on their last day in Greece.

Beach Club Brent

Hilariously, one cast member was canned for behaving inappropriately with guests, despite the fact that the entire cast was encouraged to bone for money all season.

Another was let go for striking a co-worker, which would be a good reason -- were it not for the fact that Jonitta hit Gabi earlier this season and was not fired for it.

"At the end of the day, no matter what you guys do here, it's my name," Lindsay said, repeating her mantra about the importance of her brand for then billionth time this season.

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In the end, Lindsay invited 5 staff members to stay on with her, which might have meant something if the show had established what's at stake from the beginning.

In the end, we were just left with something that started out with promise but ended in confusing disappointment.

Not unlike Lindsay's acting career.

Lindsay Lohan To Be In Werewolf Thriller Movie

Here’s a surprise in this week’s Lindsay Lohan news: Lohan is going to be appearing in an actual movie for the first time in six years. I know, shocking, isn’t it? And it’s a werewolf movie…those are still a thing right? Here’s the trailer for Among the Shadows, her newest movie:

Before you get too excited, bear in mind that this movie won’t actually be in theaters, but it’ll be available on demand in March. Not the same level of momentum, but hey, it’s better than direct to DVD.

I’m still a little skeptical about this film.  First of all, the trailer looks a little like a slapped together fan trailer. Secondly, is that unfortunately, Lohan hasn’t brought much in the way of renown to any picture she’s done in recent years. Here’s the summary of the movie so you can see what we’re dealing with here:

“Kristy Wolfe (Charlotte Beckett) is a Brussels private eye descended from werewolves who must go to work when her uncle Harry Goldtsone is murdered in a politically-motivated attack. Patricia Sherman (Lindsay Lohan), the wife of European Federation President Richard Sherman, hires Wolfe to investigate Goldstone’s killing, as he was her husband’s campaign manager. Wolfe finds bodies falling all over city and must use her innate instincts to unravel the case and stay alive long enough unmask the conspiracy.”

I did check around to see if this movie stemmed from any other source material like a novel or book series, or hell, even a video game. No dice.

And I’m already suspicious of a werewolf movie whose lead character has the last name of “Wolfe.” If that isn’t the most blatant wink to the audience, I don’t know what is. No, scratch that, this isn’t a wink, this is a punch in the face.

Also, based on the summary, it seems like the investigator (Charlotte Beckett) is supposed to be the main character. But when you look at the IMDB page, it’s Lohan’s face and name splashed over the poster. It looks like Charlotte Beckett is getting the short shrift here. And now I think that most of the budget went towards securing Lindsay Lohan for the movie and keeping her appeased on set just to gain an audience that they might not have gotten without Lohan’s notoriety attached.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Reps Scour Facebook for ‘Substantial Endorsements’

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Lindsay Lohan since she’s more or less fled the country for Greece. She has now opened an exclusive club on Mykonos called the Lohan Beach House. For someone who is supposedly in recovery from alcohol and drug abuse, I question the wisdom of whether it’s a great idea her to be operating a bar in a known party area.

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Her PR image has been shoddy for the practically the last decade, but she has done nothing to improve or revive that perception. However, Lohan wants another chance at reigniting her fame. And when I say fame, I’m going to assume she is referring to show business and not her notoriety for incidents such as almost kidnapping a small child and getting punched in the face for it. Or referring to victims of sexual assault as”weak.” Or getting into public, drunken screaming fights her boyfriends. And girlfriends. Okay, I’m going to be here all day if I delve down this rabbit hole any further.

Anyway, Lohan’s reps are stalking publicists on Facebook to say that if any of brands are interested in working with the renowned Lindsay Lohan, they should definitely get in touch! But not just any brands mind you. Here are Lindsay’s exact specifications for brands according to what her reps say:

“Acceptable brands include: fashion, beauty, car, lifestyle, CPG, fitness/lifestyle, food/drinks, entertainment/media, tech. Must have a substantial budget.”

“Must have a substantial budget.” Yes, I can see why any brand Lindsay Lohan would work with would need an extremely ample budget. This clearly has a double meaning. Her rep doesn’t only mean that a potential brand requires a lot of money just to pay Lohan’s salary, but they’re also going to need additional costs to keep Lohan placated. And enough money to cover expenses when they fall behind when Lohan is late. Or if she turns up drunk/hungover. Or if she happens to destroy something while intoxicated. Or if she decides not to show up at all.

As tempting as the prospect of working with Lindsay Lohan might be, Lohan’s reps have received very lackluster responses to this exciting offer. Who knew that when you have a reputation for being unreliable, unprofessional, and have a recurring drug/alcohol problem, other people generally won’t want to work with you?

Lohan has apparently deluded herself into thinking that she can forever bank on her childhood and teen stardom to receive work. I’m sure these publicists have politely communicated to Lohan’s reps, “Yeah…don’t call us, we’ll call you.” Then they told their social media teams to block them from their Facebook pages, and any phone calls should go straight to voicemail.

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Lindsay Lohan Got Knocked Out Trying to Steal a Woman’s Children

The year is 2019. A mother looks at her young son and says “You better behave. You need to eat your vegetables, brush your teeth and wash behind your ears, because if you don’t, Lindsay Lohan will come and snatch you away.” The child turns as white as a sheet and says “I’ll behave mommy, please, anything but that!”

If it seems far-fetched that someone would use Lindsay Lohan as an example of a child-snatching boogeyman, but now that she’s tried to actually steal a child, it becomes a little more believable.

TMZ had some background information on the video in which Lindsay gets punched in the face and knocked down by a mother after trying to take her son, who Lohan claimed was being trafficked.

Lindsay, who was in Moscow, gets out of her car and approaches the family — 2 boys and their parents. She says they’re Syrian refugees who need help.

Then it turns … LiLo accuses them of trafficking their kids, as she speaks in both English and Arabic. At one point she says, “You’re ruining Arabic culture.”

It seems like the reason Lohan came to the conclusion that these children were being trafficked is that they’re Arab and… that’s it. And after she picks herself up off the pavement, she talks about how scared she was. Think about how scared the kids she tried to take were. The only person in that video who looks like a child trafficker is Lindsay Lohan. She’s a white woman in Russia with an unplaceable accent who tried to abscond with two children she saw walking down the street. The only thing separating her from a generic child abductor is a windowless white van or a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for The Usual Suspects.

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Lindsay Lohan Accuses Mom of Trafficking, Gets Punched in Face

So much for Lindsay Lohan remaining out of the news.

And so much for Lindsay Lohan not doing something totally weird, kind of insane and quite rude.

In the shocking and ridiculous video featured here, Lohan is on the street in Moscow when she comes across two kids and their parents.

The family is sadly homeless and just trying to get by.

At first, Lindsay approaches them and tells her fans watching:

"Hey everyone I just want to show you a family I met, a Syrian refugee family. I’m going to introduce you to them."

But the washed-up celebrity then accuses the mother and father of trafficking, for reasons unknown, eventually voicing said accuations loudly and rudely.

“Guys, you’re going the wrong way, my car is here, come,” Lohan is heard yelling at the children... who continue to follow their parents as she chases them down the street.

“They’re trafficking children, I won’t leave until I take you, now I know who you are, don’t f-ck with me," she says.

The actress, who spent a few years residing in Dubai, can also be heard shouting Arabic phrases in a what sounds like a Middle Eastern accent.

It really is all as bizarre as it sounds.

“You’re ruining Arabic culture by doing this. You’re taking these children they want to go," she tells the parents, prior to addressing the son as follows:

"I’m with you. Don’t worry, the whole world is seeing this right now, I will walk forever, I stay with you don’t worry.”

Lohan then tries to grab the boy's hand... only to get PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY THE BOY'S MOTHER.

It's rather amazing, and totally understandable, considering this random, rich, privileged white lady is accusing her of human trafficking simply because... we're not even sure why?

She's dumb and ignorant and the family is in a touch situation?

After the unexpected punch, the video ends with a crying Lohan gasping:

“I’m like in shock right now, I’m just like so scared."

Watch the full video here and prepared to be equally shocked.

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Lindsay Lohan Appears to Be Slapped After Accusing Family of ‘Trafficking Children’ in Video

Lindsay Lohan shocked fans after posting a disturbing video on Instagram that appeared to show her accusing a homeless family of “trafficking children” when they would not let her help them.

Although the actress, 32, has since deleted the Instagram Live video, PEOPLE was able to watch it beforehand.

In the video preceding the bizarre clip, Lohan can be seen partying in a dark and loud club. Though it is not immediately clear where the incident happened, TMZ reports she was in Russia, while her most recent Instagram location tags show she was recently in Paris.

In the next video, Lohan, who is in a car, spots a homeless family sleeping outside and identifies them as Syrian refugees.

Seemingly trying to help, Lohan approaches the family and says the children can come with her to watch movies “on a television or a computer.” However, when they do not make moves to leave with her, she starts to become belligerent. It’s not immediately clear whether the family could understand what she was saying to them.

Eventually, the family gathers up their stuff to leave, which Lohan appears to take as a sign that they’re consenting to come with her, leading her to ask the kids, “Are you excited?” The children do not answer.

As the family walks past Lohan’s car, the actress can be heard saying, “This is my car right here.” After they keep walking, Lohan says, “They’re trafficking children.”

At points in the video, the New York native can be heard speaking to the family with a foreign accent.


As Lohan continues to follow the family, a female voice can be heard approaching her, after which Lohan lets out an audible gasp and her camera shakes.

Lohan then turns the camera around on herself and says she was slapped by the woman. “You guys, I’m so scared,” she remarks while crying and grabbing the side of her face. Shortly after, the video ends.

Lohan’s rep did not immediately reply to PEOPLE’s request for comment.

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While some fans could be seen commenting on the video with heart emojis and messages about how Lohan was doing the right thing, many people have subsequently shared their outrage over her behavior on Twitter.

“Everyone’s cracking jokes about Lindsay Lohan trying to steal two Syrian refugee kids from their parents & getting punched in retaliation live on Instagram—but I’m actually outraged at her blatant white saviorism,” wrote one social media user, though the video does not explicitly show Lohan getting hit.


Days earlier, Lohan was spotted in Paris, where she attended the Saint Laurent runway show alongside her look-alike little brother, model Dakota Lohan, 22.

The actress has recently been spending a lot of time in Mykonos, Greece to film her new reality series, Lohan Beach Club, slated to premiere on MTV in 2019.

Tyra Banks Says Lindsay Lohan Will Appear in Life-Size Sequel ‘in Some Kind of Way’

Get ready, Life-Size fans because Casey and Eve are officially reuniting (in some capacity!)

On Tuesday, Tyra Banks revealed that while Lindsay Lohan won’t be reprising her role as Casey Stuart due to scheduling conflicts, Lohan will be making an appearance in the sequel.

“She has this new TV show on MTV about this club so she couldn’t make it, which was sad,” Banks, 44, told The Hollywood Reporter. “ will be in the movie in some kind of way. We’ll see where that ends up.”

“I actually think we are going to surpass expectations because me as a producer and actor in it, it surpassed my own expectations,” Banks explained to The Hollywood Reporter.

A representative for Lohan did not immediately respond to PEOPLE’s request for comment.

Life-Size, which premiered in 2000 on ABC’s The Wonderful World of Disney, starred a then up-and-coming Lohan as a young girl who accidentally brings her quintessential fashion doll — played by Banks — to life.

RELATED: Lindsay Lohan Will Not Star in Life-Size 2 with Tyra Banks Because of Scheduling Conflicts

In July, the America’s Next Top Model host announced that she would be returning for the sequel, alongside Francia Raísa, the Grown-ish actress who notably donated her kidney to BFF Selena Gomez.

“Now filming: LIFE SIZE 2,” Banks wrote on Instagram, captioning a picture of her and Raísa. “It’s time y’all! You’ve waited long enough. Could not find one single woman more perfect to co-star with Eve than the magnificently fierce @franciaraisa.”

RELATED VIDEO: Tyra Banks Is Replacing Nick Cannon as the New Host of ‘America’s Got Talent’

Life-Size 2 will follow Grace Manning (Raísa) as the “confident and funny” CEO of her mother’s company Marathon Toys (who are known for manufacturing the iconic Eve doll). Though she holds the power position, Raísa is “a hot mess in the middle of her quarter-life crisis” whose “wild-child ways are causing the company’s stock to plummet” — something Eve will surely help fix.

Joining the cast is Gavin Stenhouse as Grace’s love interest, Calum; Shanica Knowles and Hank Chen as Grace’s BFFs Tahlia and Brendan; and Alison Fernandez as Lex, Grace’s young next-door neighbor.

RELATED ARTICLE: Tyra Banks and Francia Raísa Team Up for Life-Size 2 — But Where’s Lindsay Lohan?

Along with starring and executive-producing the film, Banks will also be singing Life-Size 2‘s theme song, which she did for the first film. In March, the America’s Got Talent host told Entertainment Weekly that the new song will stray from a “nursery school rhyme” and sound “a lot more current” than the original.

“I am going to dust off my retired vocal chords for Life-Size 2,” Banks explained. “I’d love to find a top producer that everybody knows, like a household name, to do the music. And a beautiful sound technician to auto-tune the hell out of my voice. … Those words will be in there some way, but it’ll sound totally new. … We’re going for club banger as opposed to nursery school rhyme this time!”

Life-Size 2 is expected to premiere during Freeform’s 25 Days of Christmas in December.

31 Stars Who Have Been to Rehab: From A(ffleck) to Z(eta-Jones)…

All of the stars listed below have battled various demons over the years.

But they've acknowledged their problems and entered rehab facilities to deal with them.

Please join us in sending them well wishes for a bright, healthy and happy future...

1. Ben Affleck

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Affleck has now entered rehab THREE times, the latest being in August 2018. He has a serious problem with alcohol.

2. Catelynn Lowell

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Catelynn Lowell battled suicidal thoughts and bouts of depression, checking into rehab on two different occasions over the past few years.

3. Luann de Lesseps

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Does it count when someone attends rehab for two weeks? Yes, of course. But we feel like Luann de Lesseps may have needed more than that after her 2017 arrest.

4. Demi Lovato

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Our heart breaks for Demi Lovato. For her latest stint, the singer suffered a drug overdose in late July 2018 and then entered a facility for treatment.

5. Josh Duggar

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It's not entirely clear just why Duggar went to rehab. For sex addiction, we guess. But he entered a facility after admitting to cheating on his poor wife... multiple times.

6. Selena Gomez

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Selena Gomez has been in and out a couple times, but never for substance abuse. Always for emotional issues and health problems related to Lupus.
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Paris Hilton Still Hates Lindsay Lohan

It’s been a decade since Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton had their public feud, but Paris, at least, still isn’t over it. When a Paris Hilton fan Instagram account posted a video of Lohan accusing Paris of attacking her and then almost immediately claiming she never said it, Hilton chimed in to call Lohan a “pathological liar.”

Lindsay Lohan obviously has some untreated STD that’s affected her brain. It would explain both why she would call Paris Hilton a cunt and then claim a few minutes later that she never said that and where that weird accent came from.

This isn’t the first time in recent memory Hilton has lashed out at Lohan, though.

Just last year Hilton told MTV Australia that in the famous picture of her, Lohan and Britney Spears in a car together, Lohan wasn’t invited and just sort of jumped in the car with them unwanted.

But it’s not all bad news for Hilton and Lohan. I have it on good authority that scientists are working on a cure for vocal fry induced stupidity, so there’s hope for both of them yet. We will find a cure, ladies, and when we do you’ll both be able to carry on a conversation without the person you’re talking to wanting to stab themselves in the ears.

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Lindsay Lohan Working on Reality Show Where She’s the Boss

At long last, Lindsay Lohan will be back in our American lives.

It’s been years since Lohan has fully graced us with her presence. Sure, she did that lawyer commercial, but that was nothing more than a cocktease.

Now, we could be getting the real thing.

In a New York Times profile piece, Lohan mentions working with MTV to develop a reality show centering around her and the opening of the Lohan Beach House in the Greek island of Rhodes. The show will be akin to Vanderpump Rules and feature cameras capturing the ins and outs of the new club.

From the sound of things, Lohan wouldn’t be the major star. The club itself would be the star with Lohan appearing anytime she happens to be around to take care of any business.

“There’s a business side to my life now, but I’m not in America, so no one knows about it, which is nice for me,” Ms. Lohan said. “Because I get to actually focus on the result of things.”

I’m 100 percent here for business and bossy Lindsay Lohan.

Mykonos, Greece is the home of the first Lohan Beach House. In just weeks, the restaurant/bar has already become a major hotspot.

🍾.. . . #friends #brutti #mykonos #grecia #🇬🇷

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I wonder if Paris Hilton will get an invite to the grand opening.

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Hey, Lindsay Lohan, Don’t Expect a Wedding Invite from Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is making the guest list for her wedding. One name that won’t appear? Lindsay Lohan.

While Hilton praised Kim Kardashian for getting Alice Johnson out of jail, she didn’t have much to say about Lohan.

“If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”

If Lohan were the one getting married, Hilton said, “I’m very busy” when asked if she would want an invite.

“I don’t have drama with anyone. I just choose not to surround myself with certain people.”

If you can’t keep Paris in the spotlight, you better get out of hers.

The beef between Lohan and Hilton dates back years. The two looked to be friends when they were seen in a car with Britney Spears together back in 2006. The Internet dubbed the trio “The Holy Trinity.” Turns out, it was just supposed to be Spears and Hilton, but Lohan crashed their night.

And who could forget about Brandon Davis’ rant against Lohan’s vagina, with Hilton laughing in the background.

Much of their issues likely stem from Barron Hilton, Paris’ little brother, getting beat up back in 2013. He claimed that Lohan was the mastermind behind the attack.

Shortly after the incident, Hilton was asked similar questions about her relationship status with Lohan. She didn’t have time for Lohan questions, even back then.

Glad to see nothing has really changed in four and a half years. Let’s revisit this at the end of 2022 and get another update, shall we?

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4 Things We Learned From Lindsay Lohan

If you don’t know who Lindsay Lohan is, then you may have lived under a rock for the last 10 years. Love her or hate her, she’s had no shortage of articles written about her or stories on the television. Known as Hollywood’s bad girl, better remembered for her checkered past than her acting, she is one of the most controversial actresses of our time.

Sure we’ve been entertained watching her dramatic encounters with the law as we flip through gossip mags, but beyond entertainment, what have her mistakes taught us? When it comes to what we’ve learned from Lindsay Lohan, here are the things that stick out the most.

Don’t Drink And Drive

More than once Lindsay Lohan infamously brushed with the law doing things that were illegal. Most famously driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Not only was she caught, but it continued to happen even after going to court.

What we learned from watching her be seemingly incapable of ordering a cab despite her hefty salary, is that driving under the influence of substances is a really bad idea. Not only will you find yourself potentially in a lot of trouble with the law, but you may get into a car accident which leads to serious injury or fatality.

Blondes Don’t Always Have More Fun

Lindsay is known for her red hair and freckles. Although for a short time she decided to dip her toes into the world of being blonde. Most people agreed that the look washed her out and made her look nothing short of ill.

Even though there may be a misconception that blondes have more fun, her blonde stage may have been one of the worst during her peak bad-girl stage. Passing out in cars, missing court dates, and getting into trouble at rehab are just a few of the things she got into. We learned that sometimes a zebra is meant to have stripes and Lindsay Lohan is meant to be a redhead.

Show Up When You Get A Court Order

Lindsay refused to show up when her judge told her it was time to start taking things seriously. We learned that even when you’re a celebrity there is no special treatment if you refuse to listen to a judge’s orders.

If you are ordered to show up at a certain time in court then take her experience as an example and do yourself the favor of showing up.

Rehab Doesn’t Always Do The Trick

Regardless of how many times she was sent to rehab, we saw that it didn’t necessarily do the trick. Some people are so set on a good time that even after being in a program they can’t seem to resist the urge to party.

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Lindsay Lohan Found Someone to Pay Her to Act Again

Well, it looks like Lindsay Lohan’s not working on that show about Russians right now. Instead, she’s going to be on the second season of a show called Sick Note, with Rupert Grint, Nick Frost, and Don Johnson.

Lohan is going to play the daughter of Grint’s boss, played by Johnson. Wow. This series has like the best of the 1980’s, ’90’s, and ’00s right on one set! Fine. We’ll give Johnson credit for Nash Bridges, too. Still, this is quite a weird hodgepodge of actors. Apparently, people love the first season and they have high hopes for a second one.

There’s a photo that’s possibly the most WTF thing I’ve ever seen – it shows Grint, Lohan and Nick Frost all standing there looking at the camera. My first thought was… one of these people doesn’t belong. I’m a huge Frost fan… and it just seems really odd to see Lohan in the same shot. OK, I’m going to go watch Hot Fuzz again.

OK, I know. As far as WTF things, that’s pretty mild, but we live in such a fucked-up world now that there are times that I just want to stay in a state of drunkenness all the time. The sad thing is that I’m writing this thing completely sober.

I wonder if Lohan confused everyone with her accent. Let’s hope she doesn’t torch yet another chance with diva behavior.

The Sideboob Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Want You to See

Celebrities like Lindsay Lohan have a new strategy. Instagram a photo out and then quickly delete it. Whoopsie! Except, nah, wasn’t no accident. They wanted people to talk about their “racy photo.”


It worked.

Lohan Instagrammed out a pic of her on all fours in bed. She stares back while her boobs, or at least the right one, sways freely like a partially filled plastic bag stuck on a tree. We in the business call that “sideboob.”

In Touch Weekly gladly saved it for all you pervs.

I’m closing my eyes and imagining this is Lindsay Lohan from 10 years ago. Is Lindsay still waiting for Mean Girls 2 to come out? It’s the only gravy train in her sight.

While she waits for the crew to get back together, she’s hawking her own jewelry. Oh, yeaa. *nods heads* This’ll definitely take off. She hashtagged #LohanJewelry to whet our appetites.

😎 #chakra @ssh_maritime #LohanJewelry

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#cannes 😎😍😎 #chakra #blessed #LohanJewelry @ssh_maritime

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Instead of jewelry, Lohan should hawk videos on accents: “How to fake an unidentifiable accent.”

Is the accent British? Middle Eastern? It’s like a mix of Middle Eastern and Woody Allen.

I’ll give it up to Lindsay. She’s rather worldly. She’s faking accents, reading the Koran and making movies about Russian oligarchs. She  was recently even in Monaco checking out F1 racing cars, and probably their drivers too.

#montecarlo #grandprix #ferrari #F1 reminds me of filming Herbie Fully Loaded! 😍

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Somebody get her job stat.

Lindsay Lohan Wants to Do a TV Series About Russia. Really. Maybe.

Lindsay Lohan, who hasn’t been culturally relevant since Mean Girls… OK, MAYBE Herbie: Fully Loaded (I’m still stunned that she’s only turning 31… it seems like she’s been around for at least five decades), was talking up a storm at a party at the Cannes Film Festival. It’s uncertain what accent she used.  She was saying that she’s working with a partner of Netflix to do a television show centered around Russian oligarchs. I have no idea why she’d be thinking of doing something about that topic, it’s not like Russia or oligarchies have been in the news lately. Oh. Wait. Yes, it seems like Ms. Lohan IS trying to keep up with the times.

As is the custom of many of these “projects” within Hollywood circles, it seemed like a lot of what was going to happen in the air. Right now, it’s in the writing stage. That’s where a lot of these projects remain. I have a novel that’s been in that stage for 17 years, but that’s neither here nor there. She’s apparently uncertain what her actual role could be – a source there told media that she “plans to act and co-direct or direct, but said she hasn’t decided yet.” Well, she needs to decide quickly, since if a certain orange-skinned politician finds himself bounced from his position of higher office, this might wind up joining my novel in limbo.

Netflix hasn’t confirmed anything. To be fair, though, they could just be really busy getting ready to roll out The Defenders soon. This could also be their way of saying, “Um. We have NO idea what she’s talking about. Please don’t ask us any more questions about it.”

Until we all get a definitive answer, we can wait for Lohan’s movie, The Shadow Within, which is about a detective that’s also a werewolf. Yes. A werewolf detective. Amazingly, Uwe Boll was not involved, though it sounds like something that would be right up his alley.

Lindsay Lohan Is Really Serious About Islam

In Lindsay Lohan’s latest attempt to get publicity, she’s now wearing a burkini.

The 30-year-old actress was photographed wearing the swimsuit in Thailand. Since turning 30, Lohan explained that she has found solace in her life and has studied the Qur’an to further her peaceful journey.

‘I have reached inside and I found what I want my intentions to be in the world… focusing on taking control of what I want out of life.’

‘You can’t just convert to a religion overnight – it’s a culture and practice [and] I don’t want to comment on something I haven’t finished’

Well, this is a far cry from her trying to be British a couple of months ago. I hope that this isn’t some type of weird publicity stunt, but this is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about here. A month from now, she’ll be Australian.

I will say this, Lindsay looks happy. She’s out on the water, doing some paddle boarding, a little bit of yoga, and is staying out of trouble. Maybe she is finding peace. It’s tough to forget those crazy years. But let’s remember the good years. Stay Fetch, Lindsay.

Is Lindsay Lohan Making a Comeback with Prank Reality Show?

Is the prank gonna be on us for watching it?

Lindsay Lohan is plotting her big return from yachting around the Mediterranean thinking about how she’s really a refugee. She’s currently shopping a social media prank show, The Anti-Social Network, around Hollywood.

In the show, she takes control of contestants’ social media for 24 hours and has them do weird and humiliating shit for prizes.

Lindsay Lohan gets into weird shit constantly, so this will probably be hilarious. It’s probably some kind of long drawn out weird revenge for when Ashton Kutcher targeted her on Punk’d 500 years ago.

Check out a little sneak peak below.

25 Stars who Have Been to Rehab: From A(ffleck) to Z(eta-Jones)

All of the stars listed below have battled various demons over the years.

But they've acknowledged their problems and entered rehab facilities to deal with them.

Please join us in sending them well wishes for a bright, healthy and happy future...

1. Ben Affleck

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Affleck didn't tell the public he was entering rehab. But he made an announcement upon leaving the facility in March of 2017. We wish him well.

2. Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan has been to a rehab six times. She completed a mandatory 90-day stint in the summer of 2013.

3. Catherine Zeta-Jones

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Catherine checked in to treat her bi-poler disorder in 2011.

4. Demi Lovato

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Demi Lovato sought treatment for eating disorders and mental health issues.

5. Britney Spears

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Not long after the infamous head-shaving incident in 2007, Brit checked into a facility.

6. Demi Moore

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Demi Moore checked into a Utah center in 2012.
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Lindsay Lohan Says She Was Racially Profiled

Oh my god.

During an interview on Good Morning Britain, Lindsay Lohan claimed she was racially profiled at Heathrow Airport while wearing her headscarf.

Was she religiously profiled?

Absolutely. Nothing scares white people more than somebody wearing a non-white approved hat. Unless they are a white girl wearing a Native American headdress at Coachella.

Was she racially profiled?


She white.

From Refinery29:

“I got stopped recently and was racially profiled,” Lohan shared. “She [the customs agent] opened my passport, saw ‘Lindsay Lohan,’ and immediately started apologizing.”

Despite the apology, the agent advised the former child star to “take off your headscarf.” She said the experience left her “kind of shocked,” and wondered how “another woman who doesn’t feel comfortable taking off her headscarf” might feel.

Lohan, who has finally started reading the Koran after claiming she was really into Islam about a year ago, and supports Turkey for taking in refugees, is probably doing her best to be sympathetic.

You could really argue that by doing her best to make an international refugee crisis about her, she isn’t really all that sympathetic, but at least it’s better than the shit she used to pull.

Which mostly involved getting drunk and shouting racist stuff at people.

Oi vey.