Here’s a surprise in this week’s Lindsay Lohan news: Lohan is going to be appearing in an actual movie for the first time in six years. I know, shocking, isn’t it? And it’s a werewolf movie…those are still a thing right? Here’s the trailer for Among the Shadows, her newest movie:
Before you get too excited, bear in mind that this movie won’t actually be in theaters, but it’ll be available on demand in March. Not the same level of momentum, but hey, it’s better than direct to DVD.
I’m still a little skeptical about this film. First of all, the trailer looks a little like a slapped together fan trailer. Secondly, is that unfortunately, Lohan hasn’t brought much in the way of renown to any picture she’s done in recent years. Here’s the summary of the movie so you can see what we’re dealing with here:
“Kristy Wolfe (Charlotte Beckett) is a Brussels private eye descended from werewolves who must go to work when her uncle Harry Goldtsone is murdered in a politically-motivated attack. Patricia Sherman (Lindsay Lohan), the wife of European Federation President Richard Sherman, hires Wolfe to investigate Goldstone’s killing, as he was her husband’s campaign manager. Wolfe finds bodies falling all over city and must use her innate instincts to unravel the case and stay alive long enough unmask the conspiracy.”
I did check around to see if this movie stemmed from any other source material like a novel or book series, or hell, even a video game. No dice.
And I’m already suspicious of a werewolf movie whose lead character has the last name of “Wolfe.” If that isn’t the most blatant wink to the audience, I don’t know what is. No, scratch that, this isn’t a wink, this is a punch in the face.
Also, based on the summary, it seems like the investigator (Charlotte Beckett) is supposed to be the main character. But when you look at the IMDB page, it’s Lohan’s face and name splashed over the poster. It looks like Charlotte Beckett is getting the short shrift here. And now I think that most of the budget went towards securing Lindsay Lohan for the movie and keeping her appeased on set just to gain an audience that they might not have gotten without Lohan’s notoriety attached.
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Lindsay Lohan since she’s more or less fled the country for Greece. She has now opened an exclusive club on Mykonos called the Lohan Beach House. For someone who is supposedly in recovery from alcohol and drug abuse, I question the wisdom of whether it’s a great idea her to be operating a bar in a known party area.
Her PR image has been shoddy for the practically the last decade, but she has done nothing to improve or revive that perception. However, Lohan wants another chance at reigniting her fame. And when I say fame, I’m going to assume she is referring to show business and not her notoriety for incidents such as almost kidnapping a small child and getting punched in the face for it. Or referring to victims of sexual assault as”weak.” Or getting into public, drunken screaming fights her boyfriends. And girlfriends. Okay, I’m going to be here all day if I delve down this rabbit hole any further.
Anyway, Lohan’s reps are stalking publicists on Facebook to say that if any of brands are interested in working with the renowned Lindsay Lohan, they should definitely get in touch! But not just any brands mind you. Here are Lindsay’s exact specifications for brands according to what her reps say:
“Acceptable brands include: fashion, beauty, car, lifestyle, CPG, fitness/lifestyle, food/drinks, entertainment/media, tech. Must have a substantial budget.”
“Must have a substantial budget.” Yes, I can see why any brand Lindsay Lohan would work with would need an extremely ample budget. This clearly has a double meaning. Her rep doesn’t only mean that a potential brand requires a lot of money just to pay Lohan’s salary, but they’re also going to need additional costs to keep Lohan placated. And enough money to cover expenses when they fall behind when Lohan is late. Or if she turns up drunk/hungover. Or if she happens to destroy something while intoxicated. Or if she decides not to show up at all.
As tempting as the prospect of working with Lindsay Lohan might be, Lohan’s reps have received very lackluster responses to this exciting offer. Who knew that when you have a reputation for being unreliable, unprofessional, and have a recurring drug/alcohol problem, other people generally won’t want to work with you?
Lohan has apparently deluded herself into thinking that she can forever bank on her childhood and teen stardom to receive work. I’m sure these publicists have politely communicated to Lohan’s reps, “Yeah…don’t call us, we’ll call you.” Then they told their social media teams to block them from their Facebook pages, and any phone calls should go straight to voicemail.
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The year is 2019. A mother looks at her young son and says “You better behave. You need to eat your vegetables, brush your teeth and wash behind your ears, because if you don’t, Lindsay Lohan will come and snatch you away.” The child turns as white as a sheet and says “I’ll behave mommy, please, anything but that!”
If it seems far-fetched that someone would use Lindsay Lohan as an example of a child-snatching boogeyman, but now that she’s tried to actually steal a child, it becomes a little more believable.
what is happening… lindsay lohan tried to kidnap two refugee children because she thought the mom was trafficking her children she then was punched by the mother wow… pic.twitter.com/WYvchUqVNh
— ryan (@ryanspearsz) September 29, 2018
TMZ had some background information on the video in which Lindsay gets punched in the face and knocked down by a mother after trying to take her son, who Lohan claimed was being trafficked.
Lindsay, who was in Moscow, gets out of her car and approaches the family — 2 boys and their parents. She says they’re Syrian refugees who need help.
Then it turns … LiLo accuses them of trafficking their kids, as she speaks in both English and Arabic. At one point she says, “You’re ruining Arabic culture.”
It seems like the reason Lohan came to the conclusion that these children were being trafficked is that they’re Arab and… that’s it. And after she picks herself up off the pavement, she talks about how scared she was. Think about how scared the kids she tried to take were. The only person in that video who looks like a child trafficker is Lindsay Lohan. She’s a white woman in Russia with an unplaceable accent who tried to abscond with two children she saw walking down the street. The only thing separating her from a generic child abductor is a windowless white van or a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for The Usual Suspects.
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So much for Lindsay Lohan remaining out of the news.
And so much for Lindsay Lohan not doing something totally weird, kind of insane and quite rude.
In the shocking and ridiculous video featured here, Lohan is on the street in Moscow when she comes across two kids and their parents.
The family is sadly homeless and just trying to get by.
At first, Lindsay approaches them and tells her fans watching:
"Hey everyone I just want to show you a family I met, a Syrian refugee family. I’m going to introduce you to them."
But the washed-up celebrity then accuses the mother and father of trafficking, for reasons unknown, eventually voicing said accuations loudly and rudely.
“Guys, you’re going the wrong way, my car is here, come,” Lohan is heard yelling at the children... who continue to follow their parents as she chases them down the street.
“They’re trafficking children, I won’t leave until I take you, now I know who you are, don’t f-ck with me," she says.
The actress, who spent a few years residing in Dubai, can also be heard shouting Arabic phrases in a what sounds like a Middle Eastern accent.
It really is all as bizarre as it sounds.
“You’re ruining Arabic culture by doing this. You’re taking these children they want to go," she tells the parents, prior to addressing the son as follows:
"I’m with you. Don’t worry, the whole world is seeing this right now, I will walk forever, I stay with you don’t worry.”
Lohan then tries to grab the boy's hand... only to get PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY THE BOY'S MOTHER.
It's rather amazing, and totally understandable, considering this random, rich, privileged white lady is accusing her of human trafficking simply because... we're not even sure why?
She's dumb and ignorant and the family is in a touch situation?
After the unexpected punch, the video ends with a crying Lohan gasping:
“I’m like in shock right now, I’m just like so scared."
Watch the full video here and prepared to be equally shocked.
Lindsay Lohan shocked fans after posting a disturbing video on Instagram that appeared to show her accusing a homeless family of “trafficking children” when they would not let her help them.
Although the actress, 32, has since deleted the Instagram Live video, PEOPLE was able to watch it beforehand.
In the video preceding the bizarre clip, Lohan can be seen partying in a dark and loud club. Though it is not immediately clear where the incident happened, TMZ reports she was in Russia, while her most recent Instagram location tags show she was recently in Paris.
In the next video, Lohan, who is in a car, spots a homeless family sleeping outside and identifies them as Syrian refugees.
Seemingly trying to help, Lohan approaches the family and says the children can come with her to watch movies “on a television or a computer.” However, when they do not make moves to leave with her, she starts to become belligerent. It’s not immediately clear whether the family could understand what she was saying to them.
Eventually, the family gathers up their stuff to leave, which Lohan appears to take as a sign that they’re consenting to come with her, leading her to ask the kids, “Are you excited?” The children do not answer.
As the family walks past Lohan’s car, the actress can be heard saying, “This is my car right here.” After they keep walking, Lohan says, “They’re trafficking children.”
At points in the video, the New York native can be heard speaking to the family with a foreign accent.
what is happening… lindsay lohan tried to kidnap two refugee children because she thought the mom was trafficking her children she then was punched by the mother wow… pic.twitter.com/WYvchUqVNh
— ryan (@ryanspearsz) September 29, 2018
As Lohan continues to follow the family, a female voice can be heard approaching her, after which Lohan lets out an audible gasp and her camera shakes.
Lohan then turns the camera around on herself and says she was slapped by the woman. “You guys, I’m so scared,” she remarks while crying and grabbing the side of her face. Shortly after, the video ends.
Lohan’s rep did not immediately reply to PEOPLE’s request for comment.
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While some fans could be seen commenting on the video with heart emojis and messages about how Lohan was doing the right thing, many people have subsequently shared their outrage over her behavior on Twitter.
“Everyone’s cracking jokes about Lindsay Lohan trying to steal two Syrian refugee kids from their parents & getting punched in retaliation live on Instagram—but I’m actually outraged at her blatant white saviorism,” wrote one social media user, though the video does not explicitly show Lohan getting hit.
Everyone’s cracking jokes about Lindsay Lohan trying to steal two Syrian refugee kids from their parents & getting punched in retaliation live on Instagram—but I’m actually outraged at her blatant white saviorism.
— Ghazala Irshad (@ghazalairshad) September 29, 2018
Days earlier, Lohan was spotted in Paris, where she attended the Saint Laurent runway show alongside her look-alike little brother, model Dakota Lohan, 22.
The actress has recently been spending a lot of time in Mykonos, Greece to film her new reality series, Lohan Beach Club, slated to premiere on MTV in 2019.
Get ready, Life-Size fans because Casey and Eve are officially reuniting (in some capacity!)
“She has this new TV show on MTV about this club so she couldn’t make it, which was sad,” Banks, 44, told The Hollywood Reporter. “ will be in the movie in some kind of way. We’ll see where that ends up.”
“I actually think we are going to surpass expectations because me as a producer and actor in it, it surpassed my own expectations,” Banks explained to The Hollywood Reporter.
A representative for Lohan did not immediately respond to PEOPLE’s request for comment.
Life-Size, which premiered in 2000 on ABC’s The Wonderful World of Disney, starred a then up-and-coming Lohan as a young girl who accidentally brings her quintessential fashion doll — played by Banks — to life.
“Now filming: LIFE SIZE 2,” Banks wrote on Instagram, captioning a picture of her and Raísa. “It’s time y’all! You’ve waited long enough. Could not find one single woman more perfect to co-star with Eve than the magnificently fierce @franciaraisa.”
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Life-Size 2 will follow Grace Manning (Raísa) as the “confident and funny” CEO of her mother’s company Marathon Toys (who are known for manufacturing the iconic Eve doll). Though she holds the power position, Raísa is “a hot mess in the middle of her quarter-life crisis” whose “wild-child ways are causing the company’s stock to plummet” — something Eve will surely help fix.
Joining the cast is Gavin Stenhouse as Grace’s love interest, Calum; Shanica Knowles and Hank Chen as Grace’s BFFs Tahlia and Brendan; and Alison Fernandez as Lex, Grace’s young next-door neighbor.
Along with starring and executive-producing the film, Banks will also be singing Life-Size 2‘s theme song, which she did for the first film. In March, the America’s Got Talent host told Entertainment Weekly that the new song will stray from a “nursery school rhyme” and sound “a lot more current” than the original.
“I am going to dust off my retired vocal chords for Life-Size 2,” Banks explained. “I’d love to find a top producer that everybody knows, like a household name, to do the music. And a beautiful sound technician to auto-tune the hell out of my voice. … Those words will be in there some way, but it’ll sound totally new. … We’re going for club banger as opposed to nursery school rhyme this time!”
Life-Size 2 is expected to premiere during Freeform’s 25 Days of Christmas in December.
All of the stars listed below have battled various demons over the years.
But they've acknowledged their problems and entered rehab facilities to deal with them.
Please join us in sending them well wishes for a bright, healthy and happy future...
1. Ben Affleck
2. Catelynn Lowell
3. Luann de Lesseps
4. Demi Lovato
5. Josh Duggar
6. Selena Gomez
It’s been a decade since Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton had their public feud, but Paris, at least, still isn’t over it. When a Paris Hilton fan Instagram account posted a video of Lohan accusing Paris of attacking her and then almost immediately claiming she never said it, Hilton chimed in to call Lohan a “pathological liar.”
Lindsay Lohan obviously has some untreated STD that’s affected her brain. It would explain both why she would call Paris Hilton a cunt and then claim a few minutes later that she never said that and where that weird accent came from.
This isn’t the first time in recent memory Hilton has lashed out at Lohan, though.
— MTV AUSTRALIA (@MTVAUSTRALIA) December 11, 2017
Just last year Hilton told MTV Australia that in the famous picture of her, Lohan and Britney Spears in a car together, Lohan wasn’t invited and just sort of jumped in the car with them unwanted.
But it’s not all bad news for Hilton and Lohan. I have it on good authority that scientists are working on a cure for vocal fry induced stupidity, so there’s hope for both of them yet. We will find a cure, ladies, and when we do you’ll both be able to carry on a conversation without the person you’re talking to wanting to stab themselves in the ears.
At long last, Lindsay Lohan will be back in our American lives.
It’s been years since Lohan has fully graced us with her presence. Sure, she did that lawyer commercial, but that was nothing more than a cocktease.
Now, we could be getting the real thing.
In a New York Times profile piece, Lohan mentions working with MTV to develop a reality show centering around her and the opening of the Lohan Beach House in the Greek island of Rhodes. The show will be akin to Vanderpump Rules and feature cameras capturing the ins and outs of the new club.
From the sound of things, Lohan wouldn’t be the major star. The club itself would be the star with Lohan appearing anytime she happens to be around to take care of any business.
“There’s a business side to my life now, but I’m not in America, so no one knows about it, which is nice for me,” Ms. Lohan said. “Because I get to actually focus on the result of things.”
I’m 100 percent here for business and bossy Lindsay Lohan.
Mykonos, Greece is the home of the first Lohan Beach House. In just weeks, the restaurant/bar has already become a major hotspot.
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I wonder if Paris Hilton will get an invite to the grand opening.
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Paris Hilton is making the guest list for her wedding. One name that won’t appear? Lindsay Lohan.
While Hilton praised Kim Kardashian for getting Alice Johnson out of jail, she didn’t have much to say about Lohan.
“If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”
If Lohan were the one getting married, Hilton said, “I’m very busy” when asked if she would want an invite.
“I don’t have drama with anyone. I just choose not to surround myself with certain people.”
If you can’t keep Paris in the spotlight, you better get out of hers.
The beef between Lohan and Hilton dates back years. The two looked to be friends when they were seen in a car with Britney Spears together back in 2006. The Internet dubbed the trio “The Holy Trinity.” Turns out, it was just supposed to be Spears and Hilton, but Lohan crashed their night.
And who could forget about Brandon Davis’ rant against Lohan’s vagina, with Hilton laughing in the background.
Much of their issues likely stem from Barron Hilton, Paris’ little brother, getting beat up back in 2013. He claimed that Lohan was the mastermind behind the attack.
Shortly after the incident, Hilton was asked similar questions about her relationship status with Lohan. She didn’t have time for Lohan questions, even back then.
Glad to see nothing has really changed in four and a half years. Let’s revisit this at the end of 2022 and get another update, shall we?
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If you don’t know who Lindsay Lohan is, then you may have lived under a rock for the last 10 years. Love her or hate her, she’s had no shortage of articles written about her or stories on the television. Known as Hollywood’s bad girl, better remembered for her checkered past than her acting, she is one of the most controversial actresses of our time.
Sure we’ve been entertained watching her dramatic encounters with the law as we flip through gossip mags, but beyond entertainment, what have her mistakes taught us? When it comes to what we’ve learned from Lindsay Lohan, here are the things that stick out the most.
Don’t Drink And Drive
More than once Lindsay Lohan infamously brushed with the law doing things that were illegal. Most famously driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Not only was she caught, but it continued to happen even after going to court.
What we learned from watching her be seemingly incapable of ordering a cab despite her hefty salary, is that driving under the influence of substances is a really bad idea. Not only will you find yourself potentially in a lot of trouble with the law, but you may get into a car accident which leads to serious injury or fatality.
Blondes Don’t Always Have More Fun
Lindsay is known for her red hair and freckles. Although for a short time she decided to dip her toes into the world of being blonde. Most people agreed that the look washed her out and made her look nothing short of ill.
Even though there may be a misconception that blondes have more fun, her blonde stage may have been one of the worst during her peak bad-girl stage. Passing out in cars, missing court dates, and getting into trouble at rehab are just a few of the things she got into. We learned that sometimes a zebra is meant to have stripes and Lindsay Lohan is meant to be a redhead.
Show Up When You Get A Court Order
Lindsay refused to show up when her judge told her it was time to start taking things seriously. We learned that even when you’re a celebrity there is no special treatment if you refuse to listen to a judge’s orders.
If you are ordered to show up at a certain time in court then take her experience as an example and do yourself the favor of showing up.
Rehab Doesn’t Always Do The Trick
Regardless of how many times she was sent to rehab, we saw that it didn’t necessarily do the trick. Some people are so set on a good time that even after being in a program they can’t seem to resist the urge to party.
Well, it looks like Lindsay Lohan’s not working on that show about Russians right now. Instead, she’s going to be on the second season of a show called Sick Note, with Rupert Grint, Nick Frost, and Don Johnson.
Lohan is going to play the daughter of Grint’s boss, played by Johnson. Wow. This series has like the best of the 1980’s, ’90’s, and ’00s right on one set! Fine. We’ll give Johnson credit for Nash Bridges, too. Still, this is quite a weird hodgepodge of actors. Apparently, people love the first season and they have high hopes for a second one.
There’s a photo that’s possibly the most WTF thing I’ve ever seen – it shows Grint, Lohan and Nick Frost all standing there looking at the camera. My first thought was… one of these people doesn’t belong. I’m a huge Frost fan… and it just seems really odd to see Lohan in the same shot. OK, I’m going to go watch Hot Fuzz again.
OK, I know. As far as WTF things, that’s pretty mild, but we live in such a fucked-up world now that there are times that I just want to stay in a state of drunkenness all the time. The sad thing is that I’m writing this thing completely sober.
I wonder if Lohan confused everyone with her accent. Let’s hope she doesn’t torch yet another chance with diva behavior.
Celebrities like Lindsay Lohan have a new strategy. Instagram a photo out and then quickly delete it. Whoopsie! Except, nah, wasn’t no accident. They wanted people to talk about their “racy photo.”
Lohan Instagrammed out a pic of her on all fours in bed. She stares back while her boobs, or at least the right one, sways freely like a partially filled plastic bag stuck on a tree. We in the business call that “sideboob.”
In Touch Weekly gladly saved it for all you pervs.
I’m closing my eyes and imagining this is Lindsay Lohan from 10 years ago. Is Lindsay still waiting for Mean Girls 2 to come out? It’s the only gravy train in her sight.
While she waits for the crew to get back together, she’s hawking her own jewelry. Oh, yeaa. *nods heads* This’ll definitely take off. She hashtagged #LohanJewelry to whet our appetites.
Instead of jewelry, Lohan should hawk videos on accents: “How to fake an unidentifiable accent.”
Is the accent British? Middle Eastern? It’s like a mix of Middle Eastern and Woody Allen.
I’ll give it up to Lindsay. She’s rather worldly. She’s faking accents, reading the Koran and making movies about Russian oligarchs. She was recently even in Monaco checking out F1 racing cars, and probably their drivers too.
Somebody get her job stat.
Lindsay Lohan, who hasn’t been culturally relevant since Mean Girls… OK, MAYBE Herbie: Fully Loaded (I’m still stunned that she’s only turning 31… it seems like she’s been around for at least five decades), was talking up a storm at a party at the Cannes Film Festival. It’s uncertain what accent she used. She was saying that she’s working with a partner of Netflix to do a television show centered around Russian oligarchs. I have no idea why she’d be thinking of doing something about that topic, it’s not like Russia or oligarchies have been in the news lately. Oh. Wait. Yes, it seems like Ms. Lohan IS trying to keep up with the times.
As is the custom of many of these “projects” within Hollywood circles, it seemed like a lot of what was going to happen in the air. Right now, it’s in the writing stage. That’s where a lot of these projects remain. I have a novel that’s been in that stage for 17 years, but that’s neither here nor there. She’s apparently uncertain what her actual role could be – a source there told media that she “plans to act and co-direct or direct, but said she hasn’t decided yet.” Well, she needs to decide quickly, since if a certain orange-skinned politician finds himself bounced from his position of higher office, this might wind up joining my novel in limbo.
Netflix hasn’t confirmed anything. To be fair, though, they could just be really busy getting ready to roll out The Defenders soon. This could also be their way of saying, “Um. We have NO idea what she’s talking about. Please don’t ask us any more questions about it.”
Until we all get a definitive answer, we can wait for Lohan’s movie, The Shadow Within, which is about a detective that’s also a werewolf. Yes. A werewolf detective. Amazingly, Uwe Boll was not involved, though it sounds like something that would be right up his alley.
In Lindsay Lohan’s latest attempt to get publicity, she’s now wearing a burkini.
— BULLETT Media (@BULLETTMedia) April 6, 2017
— Hawtcelebs (@Hawtcelebs) April 6, 2017
The 30-year-old actress was photographed wearing the swimsuit in Thailand. Since turning 30, Lohan explained that she has found solace in her life and has studied the Qur’an to further her peaceful journey.
‘I have reached inside and I found what I want my intentions to be in the world… focusing on taking control of what I want out of life.’
‘You can’t just convert to a religion overnight – it’s a culture and practice [and] I don’t want to comment on something I haven’t finished’
Well, this is a far cry from her trying to be British a couple of months ago. I hope that this isn’t some type of weird publicity stunt, but this is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about here. A month from now, she’ll be Australian.
I will say this, Lindsay looks happy. She’s out on the water, doing some paddle boarding, a little bit of yoga, and is staying out of trouble. Maybe she is finding peace. It’s tough to forget those crazy years. But let’s remember the good years. Stay Fetch, Lindsay.
Is the prank gonna be on us for watching it?
Lindsay Lohan is plotting her big return from yachting around the Mediterranean thinking about how she’s really a refugee. She’s currently shopping a social media prank show, The Anti-Social Network, around Hollywood.
In the show, she takes control of contestants’ social media for 24 hours and has them do weird and humiliating shit for prizes.
Lindsay Lohan gets into weird shit constantly, so this will probably be hilarious. It’s probably some kind of long drawn out weird revenge for when Ashton Kutcher targeted her on Punk’d 500 years ago.
Check out a little sneak peak below.
All of the stars listed below have battled various demons over the years.
But they've acknowledged their problems and entered rehab facilities to deal with them.
Please join us in sending them well wishes for a bright, healthy and happy future...
1. Ben Affleck
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Catherine Zeta-Jones
4. Demi Lovato
5. Britney Spears
6. Demi Moore
Oh my god.
During an interview on Good Morning Britain, Lindsay Lohan claimed she was racially profiled at Heathrow Airport while wearing her headscarf.
Was she religiously profiled?
Absolutely. Nothing scares white people more than somebody wearing a non-white approved hat. Unless they are a white girl wearing a Native American headdress at Coachella.
Was she racially profiled?
“I got stopped recently and was racially profiled,” Lohan shared. “She [the customs agent] opened my passport, saw ‘Lindsay Lohan,’ and immediately started apologizing.”
Despite the apology, the agent advised the former child star to “take off your headscarf.” She said the experience left her “kind of shocked,” and wondered how “another woman who doesn’t feel comfortable taking off her headscarf” might feel.
You could really argue that by doing her best to make an international refugee crisis about her, she isn’t really all that sympathetic, but at least it’s better than the shit she used to pull.
Which mostly involved getting drunk and shouting racist stuff at people.
You can't really blame Lindsay Lohan for trying to reinvent herself.
After all, at this point she's been a Hollywood punchline for much longer than she was a legitimate movie star.
Unfortunately, the new persona she's chosen (Angelina Jolie meets Carmen San Diego-style globe-trotting humanitarian) is one that can't be entered into lightly, and it seems Linds just didn't do her research before the unveiling.
She's like a high school kid who shows up to the first day of sophomore year with a mohawk and a Sex Pistols shirt but still thinks Johnny Rotten is the bad guy from that health class movie about STDs.
Tortured metaphors aside, Linds appears to have jumped into this whole international peacekeeper thing without putting in her due diligence first, which may be how she wound up unwittingly (we think) working as a Turkish spy.
Or writing teary-eyed poems about ISIS.
Or doing engaging of the other misguided BS that she's stumbled into since she decided she wants to convince the world philanthropy is new her new cocaine.
Anyway, when she's not engaged in her other vocation of the moment (trying to get Lohan nightclub off the ground so that the proceeds can go to like ... some charity or something), Lindsay is busy trying to convince the media that she's a force for positive change in the world.
Lohan is in the process of converting to Islam, and she now reportedly sees herself as a bridge between the eastern and western worlds.
But, like, a bridge that used to be famous, ya know?
In a must-read interview with The Daily Mail, Lindsay recently opened up about her religious awakening and how she hopes her new faith won't keep her from meeting with Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. Seriously.
"It’s a process to convert to anything," Lindsay said of her conversion. "You cant just convert overnight to a religion."
Many have pointed out that you totally can convert to a religion overnight, but the really bonkers part is yet to come.
It seems Lindsay wants to have a sit-down with Trump and his BFF Putin, who are both huge fans of the Islamic faith.
"I want to try to get the word out to Donald Trump bring him over there, have him see all the positive things they are doing over there and all America can do to help as well," Lindsay said when asked about her work in the Middle East.
"He is the president – we have to join him," she insisted. "If you cant beat him, join him."
Linds says - and we can't stress enough that this is not a joke - that she would also like "Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Rachel McAdams" to sit in on the conference.
Brad and Angie, eh? We think it's safe to say Linds hasn't been keeping up on the news.
McAdams might seem like a strange choice, but that's Lindsay's way of multi-tasking, as she's still hoping to get that long-rumored Mean Girls sequel going.
We'd say that's a long-shot, but what do we know?
Not too long ago, we would've said a weasel-wigged reality show becoming the leader of the free world was a long shot, too.
She’s rich and white so probably not, but I can dream.
Lindsay Lohan, who has talked a lot about identifying with Islam for somebody who has admittedly never actually read the Koran, did some revamping on her Instagram.
She deleted all of her posts and replaced her bio with the phrase “Alaikum Salam.” This Arabic greeting means “Peace be unto you.”
Muslim Twitter is accepting her. Which is nice of them. If Lindsay Lohan was tryna join my clique ,I would be a lot more mocking about it. Though she has been doing humanitarian work in Turkey and in the Middle East. Maybe I should stop dragging up all that shit about her drunken racist bar rants and be as accepting as them.
Lindsay Lohan remove all her instagram photos and left Salam in her bio. May Allah Guide Her. pic.twitter.com/xXfkmyjomX
— Protein Shaykh (@ProteinShaykh) January 13, 2017
Lindsay Lohan deleted all her pictures after converts to Islam with the caption 'Alaikum salam' on her instagram. May Allah bless you ☺ pic.twitter.com/Yk04HjxJo6
— goldilocks (@thepocahontas98) January 13, 2017
— ناديا☕️ (@Nlovescoffee) January 13, 2017
Damn, am I the only bitter Western post ironic meme loving fuck out here that thinks this is a stunt to sell Vitamin Water somehow?
Lindsay Lohan is ready to be a Mean Girl again.
In a recent interview with CNN, Lindsay Lohan talked about being very interested in a Mean Girls sequel. “I have been trying so hard to do a Mean Girls 2. It is not in my hands,” she said. “I know that Tina Fey, and Lorne Michaels and all of Paramount [Pictures] are very busy. But I will keep forcing it and pushing it on them until we do it.”
Lindsay hasn’t just been wishing and hoping, she’s written a treatment for a sequel and is just waiting for a response. She also hopes Jamie Lee Curtis and Jimmy Fallon can join the cast and Lohan will not let it go. “…I will keep forcing it and pushing it on them until we do it.”
Rachel McAdams said she’d be happy to play Regina George again, if Tina Fey wrote the script. But Tina herself hasn’t showed much interest.
Also in the interview was a sane version of Lindsay Lohan. She dropped her fake accent, seems to be moving on giving energy drinks to refugees, and spoke kindly and eloquently about her humanitarian work which all sounds surprisingly helpful and legit.
Whether there’s a Mean Girls 2 or not, lets hope that this more clear headed Lohan stays around for good.
Lindsay Lohan has been in rare form lately.
Actually, she's been in the exact form we've come to expect, but it would be rare for anyone else on the planet.
To her credit, Linds has slowed down on the partying, but that doesn't mean she's any less batsh-t these days.
If anything, sober Lindsay might actually be more of a handful now that she's "settled down."
The rumors about her personal life have gone from "I heard she sleeps face-down in a pile of cocaine" to "she might actually be a spy for the Turkish government," and it seems her inner circle is becoming more and more fed up.
Page Six is reporting today that Lohan's longtime publicist Hunter Frederick has cut ties with the actress after growing weary of her increasingly erratic behavior.
“You never know what Lindsay you’re going to get," a source says of Lindsay.
"One second she’s in a great mood and wanting to get things back together, and the next you can’t say anything to make her happy,”
Apparently, a big part of the reason that so many former Lohan loyalists are jumping ship these days is that she recently went from being a wealthy psychopath to a relatively poor one.
“She’s going to have a really hard time finding a new publicist not only because she’s radioactive and no one wants to represent her, but the monthly retainer alone would render her bankrupt,” says the insider.
Plus, there's that problem of the fact talking to someone who insists on using a fake, made-up accent can get pretty irritating.
It seems that of particular annoyance to Frederick was the fact that despite her financial difficulties, Lindsay habitually turns down lucrative job offers.
"[She] just doesn’t want to take them for whatever reason,” says the insider.
We imagine that's quite frustrating for the folks whose job it is to ensure that these offers continue to roll in.
The source says Lindsay can still command up to $15,000 for a sponsored Instagram post, and the ease of making enough money to get by through social media and non-entertainment-related business ventures has basically turned her off of acting.
The fact that she's no longer bringing in enough cash to pay her staff doesn't seem to concern her.
Of course, in recent months, Lindsay's efforts to keep the cash rolling in have become increasingly desperate, leading her into the aforementioned business partnership with the Turkish government, as well as a gig promoting a Greek nightclub called - what else? - Lohan.
It's not hard to see why continuing to try and breathe new life into the career of an" actress turned club promoter and part-time social media ambassador for Turkey" doesn't hold much appeal for Frederick.
In case you missed it, Lindsay Lohan is kind of a hot damn mess right now.
Well, she's always a mess, but right now the situation is more dire than usual.
Last week, Lindsay did this little interview, and while she was talking, she used this bizarre new accent.
It didn't sound like any accent that exists in reality, and she's certainly never used it before.
Disappointingly though it was, her father, Michael Lohan, tried to play it off like it wasn't a big deal -- like a grown ass adult randomly making up an accent and using it in a professional setting is totally normal.
"Lindsay picks up languages like I pick up a coffee!" he joked.
"I will tell you this, she's spoken other languages on the phone with me -- languages I don't understand."
"I'll be on the phone with her and I'll hear her say something in fluent Farsi to a friend she's with."
And just yesterday, Lindsay's mother, Dina Lohan, told Us Weekly all about how Lindsay isn't disturbed or anything tragic like that.
No: she's just special!
"I have raised Lindsay and all my kids to constantly learn different languages and embrace different cultures," she said.
"Since Lindsay was a kid, she was speaking fluent Italian because my mother is Italian and would only speak to her in Italian."
OK, maybe that one's true. That's at least a tiny bit believable.
But then Dina says that "She taught herself how to speak French, Arabic, Greek, Hebrew, and the list goes on."
"Lindsay has a very high IQ and is very intelligent and can pick up on any languages in a minute. She has that gift."
And really, Dina argues, the accent thing is nothing new.
"Remember when Lindsay was just a little kid doing The Parent Trap and she was able to rock that British accent because she was so fascinated with the British culture -- and still is -- and embraced it fully?" she asked.
"With that being said, she has always been this way. Nothing has ever changed."
Really? Not a thing? There are several rehab centers and police departments in California that might disagree.
It's just Lindsay's new accent is so very, very upsetting. It's not a great sign for her mental health, especially considering everything else she's been through recently.
That engagement to the allegedly abusive Egor Tarabosov, for instance?
But Dina insists that Lindsay's is fine, completely fine. Marvelous, really.
"She is overseas now focusing on giving back to kids who have been refugees, who have no place to go, who have no food, who have no clothes to wear or anyone to turn to, and she helps them get everything they need," she explains.
"She sits down and communicates with each kid no matter what background they have come from or what language they speak because that's her way of communicating to them."
"She is a worldly person who has so many talents and so much to offer and that's what makes her so special and beautiful."
If all that's true, then that's great, it really is.
But the accent is still weird and sad as hell.
Lindsay Lohan just can't catch a damn break, can she?
Or rather, she can catch a break, but she has this awful instinct every time she gets her hands on one to set it on fire and run away screaming.
Our beloved LiLo has been in a bad way for several years now, and, bless her heart, things are only about to get worse.
Remember when Lindsay moved to London a couple of years ago? You remember, she did that play and she was only a little bit flaky and she kept talking about how she could get a new start in a new country?
Yeah, it didn't work out so great.
Lindsay is now being sued for unpaid rent to the tune of around $95,000. Apparently she's been unable to pay up for her fancy London apartment, and the landlords have had enough.
She reportedly has until November 8th to hand over all that money, and if she doesn't, she'll be made to file for bankruptcy.
"Lindsay is an an absolute mess," a source explains.
"She has blown virtually all her money, and has basically resigned herself to being declared bankrupt."
"The whole situation is incredibly tragic, and for Lindsay this is an astonishing fall from grace."
But wait, it gets worse!
Her sketchy ex, Egor Tarabasov, is also claiming that Lindsay stole nearly $30,000 worth of his belongings during their time together.
And Egor wants her to be arrested.
He's saying that she took items like a Rolex, a diamond ring, designer clothes, a fancy painting ... you know, stuff you could imagine Lindsay Lohan stealing.
But "the thing he really wants back," according to a friend of his, "which, ironically, is of very little monetary value, is a small gold Russian orthodox cross which was given to him by his dead godfather."
What a gross, awful situation.
It's difficult because while it's definitely easy to think that Lindsay Lohan stole some jewelry -- she's been known to do so from time to time -- it's also hard to believe anything this creeper says.
Lindsay's said that Egor was incredibly abusive, to the point that she thought he'd kill her.
So is Egor telling the truth? Is he trying to make her look bad? Is he a disgusting leech who just needs to take Lindsay's name out of his mouth forever?
Who knows, but man, poor Lindsay.
Lindsay Lohan isn't taking Donald Trump's perverted sexposé's lying down.
As previously reported, Trump said that he wished he could have banged Lohan during her more destructive days.
If that doesn't set your teeth - and your private parts - on edge, maybe you need another cup of coffee, or a good slap upside the head.
In a statement via her rep, Lohan said, "Right now, Lindsay is choosing to focus on the positive things happening in her life."
"[She's] decided to disregard the comments made about her by presidential nominee Donald Trump."
"[Lindsay] is focused on helping children around the world in need, and that's where her passion is."
Good to know that her passion doesn't reside within hooking up with "political figures."
... If we can even call this scum by that term.
Also, hold up: Lindsay Lohan has a rep?
About Lohan, Trump previously said, "She's probably deeply troubled."
"And therefore, great in bed," he reasoned. "How come the deeply troubled women - you know, deeply, deeply troubled - they're always the best in bed?"
Though he slammed her freckles, and said that he just wasn't that into them, it's better than what he recently had to say about Khloe Kardashian - who he called an ugly "piglet."
Even former costar, Jamie Lee Curtis hopped to Lohan's defense.
She blasted the presidential nominee (gag, cough, choke, death) on Instagram and said, "I am appalled."
"Lindsay needed help and guidance," she blasted.
"Not your gross, lecherous, lewd commentary. You are the Republican nominee for the presidency," she concluded.
She also took her venting to Twitter, and simply said, "How dare you."
How dare he indeed - but he did, and things aren't seeming to go very well for the freak show that we're calling a presidential nominee.
As of today, there are over 12 women that Donald has allegedly harassed, either physically or verbally, and doesn't that say enough?
It should, if you're paying attention, and at this point in the game, there's no excuse for anybody's attention to be directed elsewhere when it comes to this man and his bid for the presidency.
We'd say "he should be ashamed of himself," but we have a feeling that he doesn't even know what that term means.
("Shame," not "himself" - he apparently thinks he's the only one in the universe that matters.)
Can Lindsay Lohan catch a break?!
She won't be catching one with her hand for a while now, that's for sure.
As Lindsay Lohan shared earlier today on Snapchat, she had a little boating accident that nearly cost her a finger.
"I almost lost my finger from the anchor," she explained. "Well, I lost half my finger, thank goodness we found the piece of my finger ... I just had surgery to fix it ... it hurts so bad."
Sounds pretty gnarly, right?
She also shared a little video of her injury:
"This is the result of me trying to help anchor the boat by myself," she can be heard saying. "My poor finger!"
Her poor finger, indeed.
It's not clear what exactly happened -- did she lose half of her finger, or were doctors able to reattach it? Did they just reattach a piece of it? What was she doing with an anchor for it to rip her finger off? -- but goodness, poor Lindsay.
Sadly, this is just the latest in a string of unfortunate, worrisome instances in Lindsay's life.
This summer seemed to be particularly awful for her, thanks to her creep of a fiance, Egor Tarabasov, and his allegedly abusive ways.
Back in July, she claimed in a bizarre Instagram post that Egor cheated on her with a "Russian hooker."
Soon after that, she started dropping hints that she was pregnant, and we're still not really sure what all that was about.
The next day, police broke down Lindsay's door after she stood on her balcony and repeatedly screamed that Egor had strangled her and tried to kill her. No one was there when police arrived.
Then, a couple of weeks later, a video emerged of a frightening physical altercation between Lindsay and Egor. The video showed Lindsay from running from Egor with his phone while Egor chased her down and wrestled the phone from her.
A few days after that, Lindsay shared a cute little selfie, but all anyone noticed was the gigantic, seriously painful-looking bruise on her arm.
And finally, a couple of weeks ago, Lindsay admitted during a Russian interview that she was frightened Egor "may splash acid in my face."
Thankfully, it seems like Lindsay has left Egor, but, as this new incident proves, there's still cause to worry about her.
The way she's going, it looks like there always will be.
Lindsay Lohan has lived fast for quite some time now, but her efforts to slow down haven’t always gone over so smoothly. The Parent Trap star was previously engaged to Russian millionaire, Egor Tarabasov, but broke things off last July in a volatile balcony brawl.
The actual details of the night in question have been murky, but now LiLo has taken it upon herself to have a Q&A in the Russian media. Speaking with Russia’s Channel One network, the star discloses:
I went to bed and he broke into my house. He started strangling me.
Possible motive? She had been posting all over snapchat about not knowing moneybags’ whereabouts.
I feared that Egor may splash acid in my face. I jumped out to the balcony and shouted with all my force, ‘He’s trying to kill me, call the police!’
Finally getting her ex-fiancé’s attention, Egor has since released his first thoughts to the press:
It has come to my attention that my former fiancee, Lindsay Lohan, is planning (a) new smear campaign against me in the Russian and international media. My relationship with Lindsay came to an end in July 2016. In the weeks that followed, there were numerous attempts to discredit my name by inaccurately portraying the nature of our relationship, publishing distorted facts, and making false accusations.
Or are they????
I decided not to address those harmful and false statements at that time. As an international businessman, I aim to maintain a low profile and concentrate on developing my business. I also chose to keep my silence out of respect for Lindsay.
But enough is enough!
Today, I would like to state that all accusations made, and about to be made, by Lindsay against me are not true. I refuse to be dragged into the media storm created in the aftermath of our breakup. I will not be making any more statements with regards to my former relationship with Lindsay, but I will use all possible legal means to protect my name and reputation.
Translation: I cannot have a child star ruining my reputation! I have to double my net worth!!!
This is the kind of drama I’ve been praying for.
Can you imagine anyone other than Tom Hanks as Forest Gump? What about anyone besides Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller?
You won't believe what actors actually turned town those roles. In fact, we've got a list of 24 actors who passed on iconic roles -- sometimes for better, and sometimes for worse.
Check them out below!
1. Michelle Pfeiffer, Silence of the Lambs
2. Al Pacino, Star Wars
3. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Clueless
4. Leonardo DiCaprio, Boogie Nights
5. Johnny Depp, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
6. Lindsay Lohan, The Hangover
She may not know this, but Lindsay Lohan just showed followers a massive bruise on her arm.
It wouldn't be all that concerning if Lohan hadn't revealed to the Daily Mail on August 7th that she is a victim of abuse.
Lohan is engaged to 22-year-old Russian businessman, Egor Tarabasov, whom she revealed has abused her more than once.
Fishwrapper first noticed the photo, which featured Lohan rinsing off after a dip in the ocean.
"No woman can be hit and stay with that person if that person isn't prepared to say sorry," Lohan told the Mail's Katie Nicholl at a hotel in Sardinia.
"I realise now you can't stay in a relationship just for love."
Lohan admitted that her fear of what he will do if she remains quiet prompted her to speak out.
"I wanted to do this interview because it's time to tell the truth," Lohan said.
"There have been so many lies printed about me recently. I've kept quiet for so long but now I'm scared of what Egor might do to me and to himself."
"I need closure," she continued. "I genuinely fell in love with him but he broke my trust and made me feel unsafe.
"I know I'm not an angel but I've tried to fix things. It's down to him now. I had suggested we go for couples' counselling but there comes a time when I have to put myself first, my family, and also think about my career which I've worked so hard for.
"I also don't want to let my fans down by not being the strong woman I have become."
Fans were first made aware of the abuse after video of Lohan screaming for help from her London flat surfaced. The actress claimed that Tarabasov was choking her and wanted to kill her.
Police were called to the scene, and after knocking the door down, found no one inside.
Then last week, video of Tarabasov and Lohan physically fighting pushed Lohan to realize that she couldn't hide her secret anymore.
As of press time, Lohan and Tarabasov are still engaged.