There’s a lot of talk about who should play James Bond once Daniel Craig retires, but you know what would have been hilarious? Michael Jackson playing James Bond. Imagine how that movie would have played out.
INT EVIL LAIR
Bond is restrained on a table as GOLDFINGER’S laser slowly burns a line between BOND’S legs, getting closer and closer.
Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?
No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die.
That could have actually happened, because an excerpt from Hollywood agent Michael Ovitz’s memoir Who is Michael Ovitz? obtained by Page Six, Jackson told the agent he wanted to be James Bond. But it didn’t happen until after an unfortunate guacamole accident.
As he talked, his hat fell into the guacamole in front of him, and he picked it out and put it back on – unfortunately, with a blob of guacamole attached, which began to slide down the brim. Ron Meyer tapped my leg to draw my attention to it, and we all watched in horrified fascination as it slid lower and lower while Michael was pitching us hard on how he was America’s next action hero. Then the blob fell off, and Ron totally lost it. I cracked up, too, and Michael stalked out.
I went and found him and explained for fifteen minutes that we hadn’t been laughing at him, but at the incident. … Finally, Michael’s face cleared. ‘Okay, Ovitz. Okay,’ he said. ‘But I want to play James Bond.’ I am proud to report I didn’t laugh, this time.
I think this would have been an amazing movie. Woody Allen played Jimmy Bond in Casino Royale, and Jackson is only marginally less believable as an action hero than Woody Allen.
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Paris Jackson can sing. At least, that’s what I’m led to believe based on this video.
That’s Michael’s daughter singing “Smile” with Austin Brown. I’ve never heard of Austin Brown or heard of the song, but I think it’s pretty good. I like his voice, as well. Paris Jackson is singing, but I can’t tell if she’s good or if she’s being carried by Brown. There’s clear evidence that Brown is good on his own, Jackson never goes solo in this video.
Some are already saying that Paris sounds a lot like her father, but let’s wait until we see more evidence, ok? Michael Jackson was one of the best singers and entertainers of his generation. Paris Jackson is barely swaying and sort of contributing to a duet. Until she gives me “Black or White” I’m not ready to put her next to Tito, much less Michael.
That’s a bit unfair.
She’s definitely better than Tito. Even if she can’t sing a lick.
And are we still doing that thing where we’re not sure if Paris actually has any of Michael’s DNA? Because if we are, it’s a bit farfetched to say she has her father’s voice. She could still be a good singer and not have her father’s voice.
If you’re wondering who Austin Brown is, he’s the cousin of Paris. He’s the son of Rebbie Jackson, who was Michael’s oldest sister. Why can’t we praise him and say that he has the voice of his uncle? Because that dude is good and we should be paying attention to him, not Paris.
On The Late Late Show with James Corden, Madonna confessed that one time she plied Michael Jackson with white wine and got him to make out with her.
Why is she only bringing this up now? She told Corden:
“I haven’t had the chance to talk about it, no one ever asks me.”
That would be a weirdly specific question to ask, and kind of a weird one, considering his rape mansion full of child porn and everything.
So, how did it go down?
“I did [make the first move on Jackson] … He’s a little bit shy. However, he was a willing accomplice. I did get him to, sort of, loosen up with a glass of Chardonnay. And it did wonders. It worked wonders.”
Check out her confession below:
Chris Pratt Makes Chrismas Mad Lib Theater Naughty With Jimmy Fallon & Reveals His ‘Very Vulnerable’ Karaoke Moment!
On Tuesday night, the Guardians of the Galaxy star stopped by The Tonight Show to help promote his upcoming flick Passengers and decided to have some fun with Fallon!
Not only did Chris reveal a "very vulnerable" and embarrassing Michael Jackson karaoke story, but the two celebs played a Christmas-themed Mad Lib Theater -- and certainly made it naughty!
Ch-ch-check out Chris and Jimmy as they play a silly holiday game of Mad Libs -- plus Pratt talks about his embarrassing singing moment (below)!
Pratt and Fallon get their Mad Lib theater on:
The Parks and Recreation star reveals why he won't sing MJ's Man in the Mirror anymore:
Make sure to watch The Tonight Show weeknights at 11:35 p.m. EST on NBC!
Noses are such little things, really, but tiny nips and tucks can make huge differences! For some, a nose job can be a door opener.
For others, a nose job can be a total mess - even a career ender.
Sometimes, it's obvious which is which. Other times, it's a thin line, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say, right?
In any case, here are 20 celebrity nose jobs you won't believe!
1. Britney Spears
2. Michael Jackson
3. Ashlee Simpson
4. Jennifer Aniston
5. Blake Lively
6. Tom Cruise
The stars below were all convicted or accused of some kind of sexual assault.
Many of them were convicted or accused of some kind of sexual assault against minors.
We'd keep them far away from your kids if we were you...
1. Josh Duggar
2. Jared Fogle
3. R. Kelly
4. Michael Jackson
5. Bill Cosby
6. Stephen Collins
The VMAs aren't like other award shows.
But unlike when someone you met on Tinder tells you they're not like other girls/guys, in this case, the claim is legit.
You never know what might happen at the VMAs.
Kanye might interrupt someone's acceptance speech.
Nicki Minaj might call out Miley Cyrus.
Kanye might interrupt everyone's acceptance speeches.
You really never know.
In fact, the only thing that's certain is: there will be some amazing performances.
Check out the gallery below to relive some of the most unforgettable musical moments from 32 years of the VMAs.
1. Beyonce: "Love on Top," 2011
2. Madonna: "Like a Virgin," 1984
3. Britney Spears: "Slave 4 U," 2011
4. Taylor Swift: "You Belong With Me," 2009
5. Eminem: "The Real Slim Shady"/"Way I Am," 2000
6. Diddy, Faith Evans, Sting: "I'll Be Missing You"
Michael Jackson was a weird guy. We loved him for it. We still love him for it. But it did make him an ever-complicated person and nearly a decade after his death, his secrets are still coming out. Dr. Conrad Murray (the doctor famous for over-prescribing medication to the late pop star) has taken it on as his responsibility to share these secrets though he promised he would never speak a word of Michael’s confessions to him as a patient.
In his tell-all book titled This Is It, the slimy physician lets everyone in on secrets Michael banked on no one ever knowing about him. It’s known that Michael was an abuse victim. It’s known that this abuse led Michael to make some of his more questionable and controversial decisions. When talking to Murray:
He began talking vaguely, seeming to have more difficulty describing precisely what happened to him. Maybe he was almost at the limit to his cathartic confession that night.
Or maybe he didn’t really want to say these things to someone who may have had intentions of betraying him. It was during this confession that Michael alluded to a number of procedures he may have undergone. Per Daily Mail:
Michael Jackson had hormone injections when he was 13 to delay puberty and keep his voice high, his ex doctor has claimed.
Fuck. I already have trust issues and now I probably can’t trust a doctor. He goes on to get petty:
It turned out he always wore socks because he was so ashamed of the way his feet looked. The fact Michael’s feet, something critical to him, were in such poor condition was a sign not only had he neglected himself but those around him were not keeping a close eye on his well-being.
This man can no longer practice medicine in three states. Do you feel any better knowing these things about MJ? Or do you feel dirty?
Even after his death, Michael Jackson can't escape his demons.
Inside the singer's Neverland Ranch in Los Olivos, CA, authorities (who carried search warrants) uncovered "filthy photos and videos of men, women, boys and girls in perverted positions, drugs to treat sex addiction, with multiple prescriptions written by a variety of physicians for people close to the star," according to Radar Online.
The raid took place in November 2003, nearly six years before his fatal overdose.
“The detectives’ report cites Michael even used sexy photos of his own nephews, who were in the band 3T, in their underwear to excite young boys," one private investigator revealed.
A witness tipped off the cops to a storage unit, where even more "materials" were moved once the investigation launched.
Inside the unit, the report reads were “notes, diaries, documents, photographs, audiotapes and videotapes.
“The documents collected by the Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department paint a dark and frightening picture of Jackson,” another investigator told the site.
“The documents exposed Jackson as a manipulative, drug-and-sex-crazed predator who used blood, gore, sexually explicit images of animal sacrifice and perverse adult sex acts to bend children to his will.
“He also had disgusting and downright shocking images of child torture, adult and child nudity, female bondage and sadomasochism.”
The reports are prettying harrowing; authorities had to record the types of photos they came across, which reportedly included images of children "bleeding, in pain and tormented."
Jackson also had a book titled Room To Play, which contained a "deeply disturbing photo of a "JonBenet Ramsey look-alike with a noose around her neck,” the source said.
“There were also photos and videos featuring sadomasochistic sex, bondage, transsexuals — ‘chicks with d–ks,'" the source added.
“Michael Jackson had truly perverse sexual appetites, and the twisted photos tell a sadistic side of him that nobody really knew.”
After Gavin Arvizo came forward to accuse the pop star, Jackson was charged with 7 counts of child molestation and two counts of providing "an intoxicant to a minor under the age of 14 in order to seduce him," all felonies.
When the charges were brought against Jackson, District Attorney Tom Sneddon noted that “The materials described … are relevant to the issues of the defendant’s intent and his method of ‘grooming’ young boys to satisfy his lewd desires.”
Ron Zonen, former Santa Barbara Senior Assistant District Attorney was involved in the case and told Radar, “A lot of this stuff was used to desensitize the children, and Michael admitted taking one child after another into bed with him for long periods of time.
“We identified five different boys, who all made allegations of sexual abuse. There’s not much question in my mind that Michael was guilty of child molestation.”
Jackson was acquitted of all charges in June 2005, and allegedly paid out around $200 million worth of "hush money" to his victims.
These celebs are not all guilty of the same things ... but we would not want them near our kids for any reason. And we doubt we're alone.
1. Josh Duggar
2. Jared Fogle
3. R. Kelly
4. Michael Jackson
5. Bill Cosby
6. Stephen Collins
Michael Jackson, who passed away tragically and long before his time on June 25, 2009, would have been 57 years old this Saturday.
Without a doubt the defining entertainer of his generation and beyond, his groundbreaking music and pop cultural impact are peerless.
He changed the music landscape forever, inspiring countless, and breaking every record in the books and leaving a legacy like no other.
Long before Michael Jackson died, but even more so after he did, his work became iconic, and his personal eccentricities unparalleled.
If you're looking for scandals, controversy and crazy stories that are uniquely, well, Michael Jackson, you need not look very far at all.
Fans remember him for his music and his compassion, however; MJ's charitable contributions were almost as numerous as his #1 hits.
Most of all, he would surely like to be remembered for raising Prince, Blanket and Paris Jackson, all of whom feel his loss most deeply.
Here's wishing his family and friends the best on this somber occasion, which has given way to celebrations of his life for seven years.
In the hopes that they find peace and think fondly of the man, we hope he may find peace in the way fans come together in his honor.
It’s not Jesus on toast anymore, it’s Michael Jackson dancing on the clouds.
The people of central Virginia witnessed a vague form of Michael Jackson seemingly dancing in a cloud formation during a lightning storm on June 23 nearly an exact six years after his death on June 25, 2009.
The photographer, originally unaware of his spiritual capture, only took the picture to capture the lightning storm for his storm chasing app and later uploaded it to the WTVR CBS 6 Facebook page.
“The image that you see of Michael Jackson just happens to be there,” The photographer John Plashal certified clarifying he did not alter the photo. “It’s pretty wild.”
Did anyone think it was altered…? It’s pretty Rorschach-y. I mean, I guess it’s there, but it’s mostly just a fuzzy two-tone cloud, right? Have I lost all my childhood fantasy?
Apparently, Pashal is a Michael Jackson fan which in no way influenced his vision in these clouds.
According to many who have viewed the video above, the weather report in Central Virgina this week was cloudy... with a chance of moonwalking!
Photographer John Plashal captured a picture on Tuesday of a cloud formation over Goochland County that does look eerily like Michael Jackson.
The King of Pop, of course, died six years ago, nearly to that day (on June 25, 2009).
"The image that you see of Michael Jackson just happens to be there,” Plashal tells a local Fox affiliate, insisting he did not doctor the photo in any way, shape or form.
What do you think, readers? Is The Man Above sending us a message here? Is He paying homage to The Man in the Mirror?
Watch the footage closely and then join us in remembering Michael Jackson.
Death is another surprising way to earn moolah.
Just ask Jackson’s kids, Prince, Paris, and Blanket, who will all be inheriting $100 million if they choose to “liquidate the estate” today, as a source dishes to TMZ.
From being on the brink of bankruptcy during his final days, the estate has now grossed to nearly $2 billion due to the movie “This Is It,” the Cirque Show “Michael Jackson: The Immortal World Tour,” posthumous albums, and other business ventures.
That’s enough to cover the estate’s past debts… and so much more. Seems like revisiting MJ’s legacy every now and then still yields that much money, huh?
More news on Michael and his kids!
Michael Jackson’s Doctor Charged
“Death Home” Of Michael Jackson Goes Up For Sale
Paris Jackson Goes Suicidal Online
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Fans around the world are remembering the late, great Michael Jackson (1958-2009) on June 25, the anniversary of his untimely passing.
A man whose personal eccentricities matched his incredible talent in terms of sheer amazement, he remains controversial to this day.
Gone but not forgotten, his unique legacy lives on through his music and his children, though not without sizable bumps in the road.
Here's a short photo tribute to a true entertainer, and an individual, who was as close to peerless as a human being ever has been.
1. The Moonwalk
2. Off the Wall
3. The Jacksons
4. Michael Jackson (1958-2009)
5. This Is It
6. Vintage MJ
Congratulations are in order!
LaToya herself posted a picture of the festivities, congratulating the young man on his achievement with honors.
"So very proud of @princemjjjaxon YOU DID! And you did it with Honors!!! #buckleyclassof2015"
Prince shared that he'll be going to college at Loyola Marymount University as part of the Class of 2019, and we wish him nothing but the best of luck!
Congrats again, Prince!
[Image via LaToya Jackson/Twitter.]