13 Despicable Dads: Does It Get Worse Than Jon Gosselin?
We're equal opportunity offenders truth-tellers here at The Hollywood Gossip.
So, because we previously documented the large number of terrible celebrity mothers out there., it's only fair that we now turn things around and ask:
Who is the worst famous father in Hollywood?
Unfortunately (for their kids), there are a number of contenders for this dishonor. Click through the nominees below and decide on the most dismal of all these dads...
1. Jon Gosselin

2. Charlie Sheen

3. Matthew Knowles

4. Woody Allen

5. Scott Disick

6. Michael Lohan

Bam Margera Gets Sober, Buddies Up to Michael Lohan on Family Therapy
The last time we heard from him, Bam Margera was getting beat up after trash-talking some random Europeans while on tour doing...whatever it is Bam Margera does on tour.
So when Bam popped up on the debut season of VH1's Family Therapy a few weeks ago, we weren't surprised to see that he's since admitted he has a problem with alcohol. We were a bit surprised by his choice of sober companion:
Yes, that's Bam bonding with Michael Lohan, which - fun fact - is actually far more dangerous than any stunt he ever pulled on Jackass.
Much of the the show is typical VH1 trainwreck-rubbernecking disguised as an earnest attempt to help some C- and D-listers battle their demons, and that's fine.
The insane relationship between Tiffany "New York" Pollard and her mother is enough to justify the series' existence.
But Margera and Lohan both take the show from typical guilty-pleasure reality TV to disturbing glimpse into the minds of some very troubled men.
Many fans have noted (with an upsetting amount of schadenfreude) that Bam no longer resembles the slender, energetic daredevil his fans knew and loved.
Lohan, on the other hand, is exactly as we remember him:
He's still terrorizing Dina Lohan, who, in turn is still lying about everything she can, including her well-documented habit of doing coke with her daughter.
We don't think VH1 bargained for quite this much sadness when they picked this roster of celebs.
13 Really Bad Celebrity Dads: Where Does Scott Disick Rank?
We're equal opportunity offenders truth-tellers here at The Hollywood Gossip.
So, because we previously documented the large number of terrible celebrity mothers out there., it's only fair that we now turn things around and ask:
Who is the worst famous father in Hollywood?
Unfortunately (for their kids), there are a number of contenders for this dishonor. Click through the nominees below and decide on the most dismal of all these dads...
1. Charlie Sheen

2. Matthew Knowles

3. Woody Allen

4. Scott Disick

5. Jon Gosselin

6. Michael Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Is STILL Not Doing Her Community Service Hours & The Clock Is Ticking! Is She Banking On Leniency From The Judge?!
Out of all of the plans out there, this sounds like the worst.
If you've been following this story, then you know that Lindsay Lohan still has 125 community service hours to complete (and those nine hours and 45 minutes she claims to have done are still up for debate). Well, there's are big problems now.
[ Related: Lindsay Lohan Could End Up In Jail ]
According to a report, LiLo planned to do those hours at the Brooklyn Community Center, volunteering for six hours a day, until the May 28th hearing.
The first problem is that this means Lindsay would still only have done 114 hours, and she apparently hoping the judge is just going to be okay with that.
The second is that she's supposedly still in London and no one can get ahold of her!
Michael Lohan is trying to set up something at a rehab facility where LiLo can volunteer, but she won't even take his calls. And besides, a judge would have to approve it first.
We have an idea: What if Lindsay just put in an eight hour day, with a little bit of overtime like lots of normal people do every week? That could solve her problems...
[Image via Instagram.]