It's only been two weeks since we learned that Sean Penn and Charlize Theron broke up, but it looks the walking throbbing forehead vein that is Sean Penn has already found a new hot young actress to verbally abuse.
Sean helped actress and former Jeter-banger Minka Kelly celebrate her 35th birthday last night with an intimate dinner at Napa Valley's famous French Laundry restaurant.
Sources say they were joined by other friends of Minka's, but there was unmistakable chemistry between Kelly and Penn, and Sean picked up the check at the end of the night.
It's also telling that Minka gushed about her b-day dinner on Instagram, but didn't even mention that Sean was present. Seems like a low-key romance in the making to us.
So, of course, we'd like to take this opportunity to encourage Minka to move to Montana, change her name, and maybe open a store that specializes in selling yarn and other knitting materials.
Sean must spit game that would make the Most Interesting Man in the World weep, because despite a long history of being a rage-fueled monster, he continues to hook up with some of the most attractive and successful women in Hollywood.
The relationship with Theron reportedly ended when she realized that Penn is an abusive alcoholic.
Sources say the actress became so frightened of her ex-fiance that she dumped him by cutting off all contact. The two reportedly haven't spoken since she cut off their engagement.
If you don't see that as a red flag, Minka, you may want to be tested for color-blindness. Or at least have your Douche Sensor re-calibrated.