What is Nina thinking using such profanity during a photo shoot? Anybody looking at these pics at work could find themselves being hauled down to HR because she decided to put the F-bomb in big letters on the front of her little crop top. I am sure the underwear and underboob would have been acceptable to any prying eyes, but cusswords are one offense too far.
I just do not understand why Ms. Agdal would betray her fans like this. Is being edgy really that important in todays age? And if it is, aren’t there other, more respectable ways to exhibit it?
She could have chosen to smoke a cigarette and then thrown the butt on the ground. Hardly anyone smokes anymore, and everyone despises littering, so I think that would have been sure to give her the bad girl persona she so desperately wants. I still have not been able to redeem myself in the eyes of my mother when she caught me smoking as a kid. You’d have thought she caught me clubbing baby seals with the way she reacted. I mean, I get that I shouldn’t have been smoking meth, but I think she should be over it by now.
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When you think about things that just go great together, you think peanut butter and jelly, biscuits and gravy, and Charlotte McKinney and lingerie. Those are like the top three examples that I think pop into most everyone’s head when they think about things that go great together.
It’s strange that Charlotte McKinney and lingerie aren’t a bigger deal though. One would think that putting a gorgeous woman like Charlotte McKinney in some gorgeous looking lingerie would double everyone’s fun, but it’s not often enough that we see this all-time great combination.
Are the people in the peanut butter and jelly industry trying to keep us from learning about Charlotte McKinney and lingerie? Is big biscuits and gravy behind this nefarious cover-up? I can’t think of anyone else that might want to keep Charlotte McKinney and lingerie far apart.
I feel that some glorious day in the future, when someone says, “Two great things that go great together” that they’ll be referring to Charlotte McKinney and lingerie. It’s sort of the gold standard for great things that go great together. Someone, print up a t-shirt, that’s how these movements get started.
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I am going to go out on a limb and guess Candice Swanepoel does not have allergies, because if she did I doubt we would be seeing her doing cartwheels through a field of flowers. But with all the editing that gets done to these shoots she could very well be on some soundstage in New York, far from the pollen that plagues nature.
There is something mildly unsettling to me about walking through a field while not being able to see the ground. To me it is the same as swimming in open waters. Who knows what is lurking just out of sight?
There could easily be some snake, or a bear, or a graboid waiting to nip at your ankles. And then what happens? You die in horrible agony, all because you wanted a cute photo.
No thanks, Candice. I am happy to rely on my poor photo editing skills to get my upvotes, so you can feel free to rub your tookus on all the flowers in the world. Maybe you can even start selling them as your signature brand after that. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks they’d go up in value after that.
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One of these days I am going to find out how difficult it is to perform a handstand, I just haven’t gotten around to it yet.
It seems to me like it is the kind of skill that can be learned in an afternoon, but impresses people to no end. Anyone who thinks I am underestimating the talent involved need to remember that Chris Farley was able to execute a perfect cartwheel. Granted, that isn’t quite the same act, If that burly boy could keep his body upright for a split second then I think most of us can for much longer.
When you think about it, handstands are just like standing upright, only you aren’t upright, you’re downright and using your hands…
On second thought, don’t think about it. It doesn’t sound possible if you think about. Hands aren’t meant for standing. It’s unnatural, like alligator jerky or grown men with Hello Kitty backpacks. There is no need to ever need hands for standing, and if you ever do find yourself in such a situation you need to rethink your life choices. I don’t know what led Alessandra Ambrosia to be such an expert, but clearly it’s been a tough life.
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It seems when I opened my big book of synonyms to study from, I just happened to instantly stumble across one of my favorite words, perfection, and next to it was a picture of Irina Shayk. I feel that this was in no way a misprint, mistake, or error. And her beauty is too much to put into words, so a single photograph does work. Naysayers will accuse me of cutting her picture out and posting it next to the word perfection, but I haven’t told a lie since my aunt asked if I ate all of my nephew’s birthday cake that I was supposed to bring to the party. I showed up birthday cake-less and told her I had dropped the thing on the way over but really I had inhaled it. It just looked too good sitting in the passenger seat, sort of like how I imagine Irina would also look sitting in my passenger seat. Something like a perfect six to eight servings of sweet sweet cake.
I don’t know where she’s from but I’ve seen women that look like her in my imagination. I wonder if they’re giving girls from there passports now because she seems like she’s too good to be true. Imagine that. The woman of my fantasy is now a reality and standing before me in some of the most eye opening outfits I ever did see. Somebody please pinch me, I need to make sure I’m not dreaming.
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Women of The Year: Amber Heard, Karlie Kloss, Ashley Graham, and The Sexiest Ladies From The Glamour 2018 Awards
Did you know that Glamour honored the Women of the Year for 2018 last night? Me neither! I guess we’re united in our ignorance of things that matter to women. Well, fear not because we’ve got a recap of all the hot women being honored for their achievements other than being hot. We will now balance out that by objectifying them.
You’ll notice lots of conservatively dressed ladies here like Lili Reinhart and Karlie Kloss, both of whom look hot, but both of whom decided to play things a bit close to the breast… vest. You know what’s up.
Amber Heard knows what’s up, too, as she showed plenty of cleavage with her dress. Seeing Lili Reinhart from another angle shows that she may be showing off more than I initially gave her credit for, which is always a good thing. Claire Danes is keeping things mom-chic for the evening, good for her.
Padma Lakshmi’s looking great, though Alicia Silverstone’s disco suit makes her look like she just came from a Saturday Night Fever anniversary screening. Ashley Graham might steal the show with her highlighter yellow pants, though. Someone’s fashion designer has clearly been taking copious notes.
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I was always told the proportions of Jessica Rabbit were impossible on a human body and that drawings like that did nothing but further skew male’s expectations for females. Clearly, the only people skewing my expectations were the lazy sacks who never even tried.
Now that Lindsey proved to us that she is possible I hope she inspires other women to break free from the mold of “realistic expectations”. There was a time when we didn’t think running a mile in under four minutes was possible either, but now people do it on the regular. I don’t do it because I don’t feel like it, but now I know it is possible.
Maybe in the near future Lindsey will not be an anomaly and she will instead be the standard. It’s a beautiful thought. So long as she continues to take her selfless selfies as motivators for the rest of the world I think there is a chance. But it is up to us to spend countless hours on social media so that we can remember Lindsey and women like her. If we forget her then her sacrifices will have been for nothing.
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The People’s Choice Awards were held last night and though those who accepted awards last night will tell you that this is the award that “matters the most,” they’re lying. This award is meaningless, but it does give us another chance to ogle hot celebs on the red carpet.
First up is Aisha Jade, who is showing tons of cleavage in what looks like a homemade dress from the early 80s. Then we’ve got Cathy Kelley, who favors her left breast since that’s the one with more exposure. They’re followed by Mila Kunis, who looks great as always!
Christina Hendricks covered up way too much of her cleavage, which really sucks, but Emeraude Toubia is coming in hot next followed closely by Lala Kent! That’s a trifecta of sexy from which I may not recover any time soon.
And I make a quick recovery thanks to Stassi Schroeder’s beaucoup cleavage, Kat Graham’s peekaboo delights, and there’s over a dozen more beauties for you to discover! Sound off in the comments section below with your favorite or some random misogynistic comment, like I know you guys like to do. This way I can appear to be forward thinking, which is always nice for me come review time.
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Alysia Kaempf can feel free to crash my party anytime. Because it really isn’t a party until she shows up. I don’t throw too many shin digs these days because there really isn’t too much to celebrate when you’re living out in the sticks. But after seeing the body that Alysia is working with, it’s officially time to break out the balloons. Maybe even some confetti and a couple of party time caps. I hope she likes to boogie on the beach because I plan on bringing some amazing tunes.
It may be impossible to find a woman that’s steamier than Kaempf. She’s hotter than an overheated radiator completely deprived of coolant. I’m pretty sure that’s the reason why she’s chugging down so much water and sitting on the edge of the ocean. With a hot chassis like that, she has to constantly keep cool or risk a meltdown. I want to be her water-boy. I’d make sure she’d never need to ask for a refill as long as I’m around. I’d even bring a portable fan along just incase the breeze slows down. And if the batteries ran out I’d blow until I turned blue. Anything to keep her happy.
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Can you really blame Courtney Stodden? I can’t think of one single reason to be mad or surprised or shocked that Courtney Stodden is snapping a selfie of her awesome cleavage. She’s got some great cleavage, that bikini is blowing my mind, and if I was there I would want to take a picture of Courtney Stodden’s awesome bikini body.
I know people who take selfies can be annoying, mostly I find it annoying when they take more than two. If you can’t get it right after two, you ain’t going to get it right at all. On the other hand if Courtney Stodden in her neon bikini and awesome cleavage wants to take 500 selfies, then go right ahead. Heck, if her arms get tired from holding up her camera she can always do the timer or find a very lucky person to snap some pics for her. I know if I was walking by I’d be honored to snap pics of Courtney Stodden in a bikini. Of course, I’d have to ask to take one with her, but that would be after I wake from passing out due to Courtney Stodden in a bikini being near me.
You take those bikini selfies Courtney Stodden, As long as you remember to post a bunch of bikini selfies online, no one is going to be bothered by you snapping away. In fact, I would bet we’d be asking for more, more, more Courtney Stodden bikini selfies.
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Oh Ashley Graham, will you ever stop being sexy. I mean, probably when you’re 90, but not anytime soon, and that’s such a blessing for the rest of us. I don’t want to live in a world where Ashley Graham isn’t sexy.
That would be like living in a world where ice cream tasted like water or a rainbow was just one color. It’s not fun or enjoyable in any way, shape, or form. Thank goodness we don’t have to live in that world and that the world we live in is one that has a sexy Ashley Graham.
I can’t imagine looking at these pics of Ashley Graham and just throwing your hands up and saying, “Seen it!” It’s not a fun way to go through life. A fun way to go through life is to get to the end of the gallery and then start all over again, surprised by how sexy Ashley Graham is even after starting at her for an extended period of time.
We can all look at the glass as half whatever you want, but at least the glass has water in it and at least Ashley Graham is sexy. It’s the only way to keep going in such a miserable world.
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Kim Kardashian is the kind of woman that was birthed in one of your most beautiful dreams. She’s a living, breathing example of thoughts becoming reality. And reality is oh so lovely. She looks smoother than silk in her satin dress. I’m not even sure if there are any limits as to how far I would go just to accidentally brush up against her shoulder. I’d be fine with going into debt forever just for one feel. She’s priceless, but I’d still toss as much money as possible to convince her to let me touch just once.
I wish there was a way to measure how good Kim looks. Because I’m eyeballing it at the moment, and my guesstimation is somewhere between too hot and full on smoke show. And the satin only makes everything better of course. I’m crazy for Kim. Her other sisters are very nice as well, but I don’t know if they’re as committed to wearing the same silky looking outfits as Kim. Kim goes above and beyond. That’s why she’s in the lead as the hottest at the moment. She should feel free to come pick up her prize at my house. I’ve made a personalized trophy just for her.
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I wonder if the stress of modeling ever gets to them. I know it all seems glamorous, and that wearing a million dollar piece of clothing would sound like a dream, but I do not think I would like it. I can’t trust myself with that type of responsibility. There is a reason why I wear generic clothing, and it is because I have a tendency to ruin things.
I like my hamburgers with lots of mustard. That isn’t a crime, but it does have its drawbacks. Especially when I eat like the Tasmanian Devil when he goes off his meds. After I got done with the million dollar bra Victoria’s Secret would be lucky to get fifty grand for it.
And then there is the inherent risk involved with being around things that are expensive. Naturally that makes you a target for crime. Fencing a million dollar bra might be difficult, but I doubt that will deter thieves from trying. Even if they are able to sell it for a third of the price they will have made a handsome profit. That is why I want all nice things to be kept far from me. Best case scenario is me being used as a human shield while they try to get Elsa and her bra to the getaway car.
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I have never seen any evidence of this, but I have heard that there are men out there who are fond of large breasts. If this is really true than all ten of them are probably big fans of Lindsey Pelas. Her boobs are slightly larger than average, right? I do not have the statistics in front of me at the moment in order to verify that. Although, it is possible that she is just really small and by comparison her boobs would only be average in size. It might just be due to a deceiving perspective that she appears to moderately large mammaries.
I sure hope that all of the men out there who are into boobs discover Lindsey. Right now they are underserved demographic on the internet. Thirty years ago they would have been in heaven, but times have changed. Vintage Playboy pics can only satisfy a person for so long. Eventually they will need new content, and thankfully Lindsey is around to provide just that. Now, if only a shining star that has a big ass would be so kind as to make themselves visible we could quench the thirst of a couple dozen other people.
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Did you guys know that Ana Braga was a Bears fan? Yeah, me neither. Here I am hanging out in Chicago lo these many years, blissfully unaware that the sexy, busty beauty Ana Braga was flying her flag for my city’s football team.
Her latest get-up might not be the best thing to wear to a game at Soldier Field, though. That place gets super duper freezing cold in these late Fall and early Winter months, and she’d probably only last a couple of minutes without having to bundle up.
I think I speak for everyone when I say that she should never cover up. I mean, Ana Braga should definitely bundle up when she gets cold, but she’s a warm weather beauty who loves to show off her love for the Bears in the skimpiest outfit possible.
I suppose it makes life better to know that Bears fans are spread all across the country—and the globe, for that matter. I’ll happily check out whatever other Bears related sexy outfits Ana Braga wants to sport this season. She’s far too sexy to come to Chicago and bundle up, so keep that flag flying in warmer climes, Ana!
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Jo Orthey is carrying around that longboard like a college kid with an electric guitar. We all know it isn’t going to get used, but she is getting a lot of looks just for having it. I think that is for the best. I do not want to risk her hitting a rocky patch in the road and marking up that body. Unless she promises to only ride it when she is following behind street sweepers I don’t want her feet to even touch it.
I suggest that her agent should super glue those wheels so that Jo cannot even give in to the temptation of riding. When your job is to specifically look like you are in mint condition, like you have been in a coma up until the day of the photoshoot, it is pretty reckless to use a longboard as transportation. How much time is it really saving? I have a hard time believing it saves any time. If she ran she would be using two legs. When riding she is only using one. Two is more than one, so running should be faster. That’s just simple math. If she is really in a rush to get somewhere she should take the much faster and safer mode of transportation, hitchhiking.
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A wise man once said, it is not about the quantity of curves belonging to the woman, but the quality of curves belonging to the woman. That wise man may have been my first cousin, or uncle, I can’t really remember, but it is great advice nonetheless. Iggy Azalea’s curves are A-1, 10 out of 10, and 100 percent on every scale that they could be measured. I may not be an official judge of them but I would sure like to be. And I believe I will be one as soon as I know where to sign up to become one. Anything is possible if you set your mind to it. And my mind is set on staring at Iggy for a very, very long time.
I think it’s time for Iggy to admit that her curves are a work of art. Every time I look at them I get inspired. Her body really takes my breath away. A museum would be too small scale for a lady like her. She should look into sharing pictures of her curves on a billboard. That’s something I can get behind. I can’t promise that it won’t cause car accidents but at least more people will be able to appreciate what she has to offer.
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That butt dimple Eva Herzigova is rocking is out of this world. Normally when a butt cheek is concave the person looks emaciated and sickly looking, but I do not get that at all. This butt dimple makes it look like she is flexing 24/7. If that really is the case then there is no need to waste time wondering how she got so fit. Flexing all the time will do that for you. I on the other hand have to be more strategic about when I flex. If I suck my gut in for too long I will pass out and then I won’t be ready for when a hot girl passes by.
I am curious why the chairs at modeling shoots and film sets have not seen an upgrade in one hundred years. They have been using the same foldable chairs this whole time and we all know they cannot be comfortable. They are a step below the foldable camping chairs that we have all used. Even those have improved over the years. The have leg rests and cup holders. There is no cup holder for Eva. Where would she put her beer if she cared to drink one? It’s a human rights violation, is what it is!
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You know what I hate? Petting zoos. I don’t really see the point. If I wanted to stand around with cows, goats, chickens, and all their poop, I’d be a farmer. But I don’t want to do that so I don’t have a farm. Yet, I’ve got the sudden urge to visit every farm from coast to coast in the hopes of running into Olivia Culpo and her cleavage.
I’ve got no clue if it’s the goat that is making Olivia Culpo’s look the best it ever has or what. All I can do is sit here with my mouth hanging open because Olivia Culpo might have the GOAT of cleavage. If you don’t know what GOAT means use your computer for something other than pictures of Olivia Culpo and her cleavage. And by that mean, open another tab, you don’t want to miss out on Olivia Culpo’s cleavage. Look it up while you look up at all Olivia Culpo has to offer in the cleavage department.
Do farmers really get beautiful ladies like Olivia Culpo to show up and hold their goats? If that’s the case I might need to buy me a plot of land. Is there a farming timeshare? I really only want to be there when Olivia Culpo and her cleavage show up.
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Canadian plus-size women’s clothing retailer Addition Elle has struck gold by having Ashley Graham come and model some of their super sexy lingerie. Those Canadians certainly have good taste in women, and when it comes to plus-size women, there’s no one in the world hotter than Ashley Graham right now, except perhaps for That Hansel, who is always so hot right now…
Ashley is a top notch model, who can make anything sexy, and when given something inherently sexy like lingerie, she can actually make it even sexier. That’s some real witchcraft modeling business right there.
I know that there are men out there that are turned off by Ashley, but to those men I say, “What’s your god damned problem?” I often find it funny when otherwise heterosexual men can look at a beautiful woman and trash her for being overweight. It’s absolutely astounding to me, and I think these men should have their hetero cards revoked.
Seriously, if there’s nothing sexy about Ashley Graham to you, I would recommend you take your head and place it inside a 500 degree oven. In there, you will find all of the secrets to life, and we won’t miss you.
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Victoria’s Secret Angel Stella Maxwell was out and about the other night showing off how she became an Angel in the first place. Rocking an all black ensemble that included some peekaboo cleavage courtesy of her bra-like top.
I don’t know what that kind of top is called. I have better things to do with my time than look up the latest fashion trends. I don’t need to know what the top is called in order to enjoy everything that Stella brings to it, which is tons of sexy.
Her flat stomach and poise makes her one of the leading models in the industry right now, and the fact that she likes to dine on box only makes her that much sexier. Yes, it’s a shame that none of us will ever get to be with her, but I don’t think we’d be able to get with her even if she was straight.
I can’t say I’m a fan of the denim jacket, but I’m not about to pick nits here, that’s for sure. I think we can all enjoy Stella’s body despite not being able to name any of these articles of clothing.
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Bella Thorne is a bona fide babe. She pretty much blew me away with her Halloween costume this year. I never thought it was possible for someone so pretty to be so scary, and still look so hot at the same time. It’s like my mind is playing tricks on me, and she’s the treat my eyes see. I can’t place my finger on exactly who she’s trying to be, but if I had to guess, I’d say a lady vampire or the bride of Frankenstein. She looks great as either one.
The scariest part about Halloween for me this year was knowing just how far away Bella was. I’d knock on an endless amount of doors just hoping that one of them ends up being hers. I’d even be willing to bring her the best candy around as an offering. And that means there will be no candy corn in the goodie bag I give her. All I ask for in return for my efforts is the opportunity for a better look. She’s so attractive it’s frightening. She could have gone as herself for Halloween if she wanted to.
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If Cavewomen actually looked as sexy as Emily Ratajkowski I no longer have to wonder how people managed to survive such terrible living conditions. With goods as precious as that to protect I would be willing to face any threat. It doesn’t matter if I had to take down a sabretooth tiger or live in a cave without and HVAC system. The latter of which I would rather die than face again, but for her I would have to push through.
Ensuring that she lives long enough to pass on her genes to the rest of the human race is an honorable mission in life. It is a hell of a lot more honorable than what I have been living for so far. For some reason paying off debt seems to lose its romanticism in comparison.
My knowledge of animal pelts is a little rusty so I am having trouble placing which kind Emily is wearing. Hopefully it comes from a real animal that she killed herself solely for this costume, and is not some faux lookalike. I prefer authenticity in costumes that will only be worn once.
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Not only is being a health care professional one of those recession-proof industries, it’s become the hot new costume for celebrities in 2018. Yesterday’s celebration of Halloween was rife with celebs dressed as sexy nurses, and we’re taking a look at some of our favorite fake nurses!
Busty beauty Bri Teresi is up first, looking like she might not want to work with older men, lest they suffer immediate cardiac arrest upon getting in close proximity to those puppies. Caroline Lowe took things a step further, goring herself up a bit to play a lecherous undead nurse.
Mariah Carey was also getting in on the medical profession-based Halloween fun, though she doesn’t really need that stethoscope. I’ve never seen a nurse use one of those. Someone also needs to tell her beau to take his out of his ears. He looks even dumber than his shirtless doctor costume would indicate.
I guess if I had to go with one of these three ladies to take my temperature—and hopefully have me turn my head and cough—I’d say Bri Teresi is the clear winner. Despite clearly being in a relationship with some mouthbreather, I’d happily take my chances at having her run my insurance card, if you catch my drift!
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If it was a little bit darker out Cindy Bruna’s outfit would make her look like little more than a floating head and belly. For some reason I am oddly okay with that. The best advice to find success is to stick to your strengths, and hers are definitely her face and abs. If I needed an outfit that would accentuate my best features in the dark I would probably need a morph suit with just my Hobbit feet cut out. I know it doesn’t sound like much, but they have a passionate fanbase and I would be a fool to ignore them.
Maybe Cindy is on her way to a Halloween party and her costume is a magician’s assistant. Obviously this is only halfway through the act, and the magician must still bring back the rest of her body. I think that is a very creative costume, unlike some of the other ones I have seen this year.
I never would have thought there would be so many kids dressed up as the KKK where I live. They can cry all they want claiming that they are ghosts, but I can recognize the symbolism of a white sheet and they won’t be getting any candy out of me.
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