When I saw the name Usama Ishtay, I thought for sure that was a reference to one of the greatest comedies of the new millennium, Pootie Tang. That crazy Pootie Tang says all kinds of shit like “Sa da tay” and “Cole me down on the panny sty,” so why wouldn’t Usama Ishtay be another Pootie Tang quote? As it turns out, however, that Usama Ishtay is not, in fact, a Pootie Tang quote, but rather an accomplished fashion designer who gets lots of sexy skinny women to wear his clothes on the runway at LA Fashion Week.
Yes, you read that right. It’s apparently LA Fashion Week. If I’ve learned one thing from doing this job, it’s that every god damned week is fashion week somewhere in the world. It’s non-fucking-stop with Fashion Week. One could have an erotic journey from Milan to Minsk and likely hit a new fashion week every seven days. It’s rampant, particularly in Europe, but us Americans are not without a glut of fashion weeks ourselves.
It’s a scourge upon the land and makes none of the fashion weeks special. They can’t be special when there’s another one every single week. It’s like having a birthday every week, it gets old after a while.
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I have no doubt in my math skills, therefore I’m comfortable in saying that there are far too many “Fashion Weeks” happening in a calendar year. Fashion Week used to be a one week affair, now it’s Fashion Week in a different city every week. Sometimes in two or three cities at once. By last count there were 61 “Fashion Weeks” last year, meaning that there were roughly nine weeks when there was more than one Fashion Week happening.
The most recent Fashion Week was in São Paulo, Brazil and it looked like it was being held in someone’s backyard. It’s a really nice backyard, don’t mistake me, it just still looks like it was definitely someone’s backyard. Are they hard up for venues in São Paulo or are they stretching by referring to this as an official Fashion Week? Something tells me the truth is closer to the latter than it is the former.
One thing you can’t deny is that there were plenty of hot models strutting their stuff and showing off their bodies in the latest fashions. I suppose women this high class wouldn’t turn up for an unsanctioned Fashion Week. I’m still not convinced, however.
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