Gloria and Sofi are Lithe and Lovely Lesbians
Gloria and Sofi sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. Okay, so they’re not sitting in a tree, but they most certainly are K. I. S. S. I. N. G., and that’s a reason to be excited! They’re also naked as all get out, which really adds to the appeal of this entire photo set. Not only are Gloria and Sofi lusty lesbians, they’re also naked for the majority of this new photo spread.
Dancing to the music, Gloria and Sofi sway their stunning, all-natural figures to the upbeat song until the fun really begins. In no time at all, they throw each other in the water and begin to undress one another seductively. Running their hands down each other’s petite figures, you won’t be able to look away.
As far as perfect days go, one like this is just what Sofi has in mind when thinking up her perfect first date. “My ideal first date would just be when everyone is relaxed and having fun,” she says with a bright smile. “I don’t need anything special to feel attractive,” she says confidently, “but I feel best nude!”
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Can You Tell The Difference Between The New Daenerys Targaryen Wax Statue And The Real Thing?
It’s a trick question. You can’t. No one can. JK. Dublin’s National Wax Museum Plus is receiving widespread criticism for its new statue of the Game of Thrones character Daenerys Targaryen, played by Emilia Clarke. A detail that you wouldn’t pick up on if you were to go by the statue itself. While I wouldn’t kick wax Daenerys Targaryen out of bed, I think we can all agree its creator isn’t a fan of the show and in fact might have accidentally modeled his masterpiece on Google Image search results for “Random woman with blonde hair who doesn’t look like Emilia Clarke.”
In order to celebrate whatever the hell this is, I’ve thrown some of Emilia Clarke’s hottest nude shots yet from Game of Thrones in the gallery. I mixed in her doppelganger to give you a little scare every few pics. Because I furking can.
Photo Credit: MEGA, HBO via Mr. Skin
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Lindsay Marie Shows Her Cooter on a Scooter
It seems like only a month ago–spoiler alert, it was four weeks ago to the day—that we last caught up with Lindsay Marie showing off her naked body for our enjoyment. This time, Lindsay’s taking things on the road, however, hopping on her scooter and showing off her cooter. It’s a win-win of a road trip, if you ask me, which is more than one can hope for when presented with a road trip scenario.
I’ve never had much desire to buy a motorcycle or a scooter, mainly due to the lack of a backseat, but Lindsay Marie has shown us all that scooters can be sexual devices as well. It may seem like there’s nothing sexy about a scooter, and normally there isn’t, but when you slap a naked Lindsay Marie on that scooter, it suddenly becomes the sexiest mode of transportation known to man.
I don’t know that I’m going to run right out and buy a scooter in hopes of recreating this moment, particularly when I have no way of contacting Lindsay Marie to see if she’s down, but I’ll definitely pause the next time I walk past the local scooter dealership. I guarantee it.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Gabriela Giovanardi Charts a Course for Naked Fun in the Sun
If you live in the Midwest, you’re currently suffering through one last gasp of winter, which makes this new photo set featuring Gabriela Giovanardi celebrating a little naked fun in the Mexican sun all the more necessary. After a taste of spring weather, we all got snapped back to reality this weekend with snow, rain, and a miserable forecast over the next few days.
It’s a good things Gabriela Giovanardi and her immaculate naked body are here to give you that Vitamin D boost that nature has been depriving you of thus far this spring. It’s normally a time to get out and celebrate the sun after a long winter spent indoors, but Gabriela Giovanardi is bringing the outdoors to you. Seriously, tell me you don’t feel at least a tiny endorphin rush after looking at Gabriela in the altogether.
I’m sure summer will be here soon enough, likely bypassing spring entirely in these confusing times, but until it does finally rear its head, check out the rear and head of Gabriela Giovanardi. She’s that little taste of summer you need to keep you going over these next few long days of winter going out like a bitch baby.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Mr. Skin Minute: Get A Happy Ending to Avengers: Endgame Star Scarlett Johansson
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute is in the Rear Endgame now!
Snap off like Thanos thanks to Avengers: Endgame star Scarlett Johansson nude in Under the Skin, check out Maisie Williams‘ shocking nude debut on this week’s episode of Game of Thrones, and relive the best nudes from season nine of Shameless.
As always, this is but a taste of the great things that await you on MrSkin.com, so be sure to head over there today and start fast-forwarding to the good parts!
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Grab Some Sex Wax and Buff Your Board to Kamila Joanna
As the warmer weather approaches, we’re all getting cabin fever and dreaming of the days we’ll spend on the beaches looking at the peaches. Kamila Joanna is getting a head start on the rest of us by grabbing her surfboard, giving it a solid coating of sex wax, and hitting the waves.
Now, I don’t know if Kamila Joanna is an avid surfer or if the photographer just thought she looked great posing nude with a surfboard, but it’s a win-win as far as I’m concerned. She’s naked, she’s hot, and she’s doing more for the surfboard industry than anyone since Gary Busey, William Katt, and Jan-Michael Vincent made that surfing movie in the late 70s.
If I owned a surf shop, I’d hang these pictures on the wall of my store, inviting everyone to look at and see the beauty that is Kamila Joanna posing nude with a surfboard. Certainly everyone will want to own one in hopes that they too might get Kamila Joanna to pose with it. It’d be a boon for the industry, I tells ya!
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Sofi Ka is a Naked Beach Goddess, She’s Quite Flexible Too
Sofi Ka has one of those names that looks like it might have been one name at one point in time and then she split them up. I’m sure there’s some woman somewhere with the named Sofika, there has to be. But in the meantime, we’ll go with Sofi Ka as that’s the name she’s given us and that’s the name we’re going to have to get used to.
Sofi Ka hit the beach recently for this stunning photo spread, which is causing plenty of tingly feelings below the belt, if you catch my drift. Yes, I realize I should get that checked out, but there’s really no cause for concern. I think Sofi Ka and her flexible naked body is the cause of these tingly feelings. That or that old French whore I slept with last week.
But in this case, I think it’s a matter of Sofi Ka and her numerous charms causing me to feel, inflated, so to speak. It’s like my grandmother always said, the best women are the ones who can inflate more than just your ego. She was a liberated woman, just like Sofi Ka. She’s the kind of gal you could take home to grandma. Just not my grandma, she’d probably steal her away from me.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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‘Tattooed Beauties’ Will Make You Want to Buy a Book Again
When’s the last time you bought a book and read it cover to cover? If it’s been as long as I suspect, it’s time to consider making your first book purchase in quite some time thanks to Goliath’s new amazing photography book Tattooed Beauties.
Masterfully produced by fashion and tattoo star photographer Christian Saint, across 250 high-quality printed pages you will see over 50 great-looking tattoo beauties, including Kelly Eden, Bonnie Rotten, Abbey So, Riae, Maegan Machine, Fallon Ven Detta, Alesandra Nicole, Emily Shephard, Cleo Wattenström, Kayte Rae, Annasthesia Awful, Bambu Jessica, Dani Vi, Gabriella Saturria, Linette Otero, Hayley G, Vanessa Lake, Jennifer Lynn, Jesse Lee D, Jessica Wilde, Kay Reynolds, Leila Rose, Leza Lush, Linnea Thomasia, Phay Moss, and Sarah Jensen. Also included are loads of exciting top tattoos, all super erotic and fantastically photographed.
The book has 256 pages total and 250 photos, so you do the math on how much “reading” you’ll have to do once you purchase this book. The perfect display piece for any tattoo aficionado or just anyone that loves the beauty of a naked woman, Tattooed Beauties is the perfect summer read!
Click here to order your copy of Tattooed Beauties today!
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Flora Garai’s Got a Snake, Mang, Let Her Charm Yours
You guys remember that old chestnut, “I got a snake, mang,” right? Well, Flora Garai’s got a snake too, mang, and she’s definitely at ease with the creatures of the night as you can tell from this amazing new Playboy spread. Flora’s the kind of chick who doesn’t mind getting fully nude in the company of snakes and owls, so she’s got to be a real creature of the night herself.
I wonder if this is some sort of confession on Flora Garai’s part to her being a nocturnal being. It’s possible that some humans are nocturnal, and I think Flora Garai might be one of them. Why bother with the day time if all it’s going to do is net you a bunch of pals who are asleep? Better to hang with those of your own kind, creatures that love coming out at night, like Flora Garai and owls and snakes.
She could also be a latent pet detective of some sort and this is her way of communing with nature. There’s a lot of different ways to read this nude spread from Flora Garai, but I think the most important takeaway here is that she looks spectacular naked. All the rest is just guesswork.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Sera Mann is All Woman, As You Can See When You Check Out Her Naked Body
Don’t be fooled by her last name, Sera Mann is all woman. If you have your doubts about that, I would advise you to behold the amazing pictures in the gallery below and see your petty argument struck down in a ball of flame. She’s a woman who enjoys doing any number of things, so long as she gets to be naked while she does them. That’s the Sera Mann way.
Honestly, the only real bummer here is that there are only nine pictures of Sera Mann’s stunning self for us to enjoy. It feels like there could have been a hundred times that number and it still would’ve been too few pictures. I feel like all nine of these pics are perfection, though, so it’s always good to raise the average, so to speak, by having fewer pictures.
I just don’t think there’s such a thing as having “too many” naked pictures of Sera Mann. I don’t think there’s any point on sitting on any pictures of her, even if she’s blinking or pulling a stupid face in some of them. Having only nine pictures makes me wonder where all the rest are. I get it, good problem to have, but a problem nonetheless.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Fall in Lova with Anastasiya Avilova and Her Perfect Nude Body
What’s not to love about a woman like Anastasiya Avilova? If you said nothing, you’re absolutely right, because there is everything to love about Anastasiya Avilova, starting and ending with her stunningly perfect nude body. I think that the world would be a better place if more people stopped what they were doing and spent some time drinking in the delights Anastasiya Avilova has to offer.
Like many women from Eastern Europe, Anastasiya Avilova has an abundance of “A”s in her name, which is a signature trait of many women from the same area. The leg up that Anastasiya Avilova has on the competition is that she’s posing nude in Playboy, which gives her all the visibility she needs to rise above the rest. It’s a tough climb, but methinks Anastasiya Avilova is up to the task.
Anastasiya Avilova may not have been your dream girl when you woke up this morning, but I’m willing to bet that when you lay your head on the pillow tonight, Anastasiya Avilova will be the last thing running through your mind. I mean, girls like Anastasiya Avilova don’t come along every day, so spend your last waking moments today giving Anastasiya Avilova a place in your thoughts.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Mr. Skin Minute: Game of Thrones Premiere Visits House Sprayjoy (VIDEO)
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute plays a Game of Bones!
It’s the dong awaited return of Game of Thrones on HBO, weep worthy nudity from The Curse of La Llorona star Patricia Velasquez, and new nudes from Anatomy Award winner Paulina Gaitán!
As always, this is but a taste of the great things that await you on MrSkin.com, so be sure to head over there today and start fast-forwarding to the good parts!
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Playboy Model Ana Maria is Forlorn, Fully Nude
I don’t know why Ana Maria looks so sad and detached in this new photo set from Playboy, but there’s something melancholy running through these pictures. There’s an unmistakeable air of sadness that permeates her every look. Is she missing someone? Is she thinking of times gone by? Who can tell for sure?
Part of me thinks that Ana Maria was promised a pony ride and when the photographer showed up without the pony, she just became very withdrawn and forlorn. It’s hard to get your hopes up and then see those hopes dashed, and Ana Maria has that dejected look of someone who was promised a pony ride only to find out that dad spent all his money on Cutty Sark. Again.
I know what might Ana Maria in a better mood? Get her a damn pony ride already, Playboy. You guys have got to know some sort of black market animal dealers somewhere, get on the phone, make a few calls, and get this gorgeous woman the god damned pony ride she was promised. It’s literally the least you can do at this point, considering how much Ana Maria has given us in return.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls, Chase a Nude Bella Chase Instead
Like so many Playboy models, Bella Chase’s name is likely fictitious, but it doesn’t make the direction in her last name any less meaningful. There is a chase afoot everyday in Bella Chase’s life as men metaphorically and literally chase her to the ends of the earth. It may not be the most futile quest anyone’s ever undertaken, but you’d be hard pressed to say it’s not a noble quest.
Bella Chase also sounds like the name of someone obsessed with garbage pop culture. Did she take her first name from the heroine of Twilight and her surname from the hero of Entourage? I don’t know, but I wouldn’t be surprised since those are both overwhelmingly popular pop culture characters and the nostalgia people feel for them both is palpable. Part of me thinks this is possible, but the logical part of me says that she probably just wanted a last name that made you think of always being in pursuit of Bella Chase.
And so the Chase is on. The Chase for Bella Chase. That sounds like a charity event people might actually show up for. We really need to raise awareness and get people on board for all of this as quickly as possible.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Explore Your Fringe Benefits Package with Naked HR Rep Megan Blake
If you’ve ever worked in corporate America, you know that there’s nothing worse than a meeting about your benefits package with your HR representative. That’s what makes Megan Blake so much better than the average HR rep, because when she’s got a list of things to let you know about, she’s going to strip down to nothing while informing you of your rights and benefits as a part of the company.
Now, I don’t know what company Megan Blake works for, and it may well be Playboy, but the name of this photo set was “Fringe Benefits” which makes my corrupted mind harken back to my years spent in the corporate world. Using buzzwords like “best practices” and “low hanging fruit” was arguably the worst period of my entire life, but I really think things could have been improved had a single one of my HR reps looked or behaved anything like Megan Blake.
So the next time you’re called into an hour long meeting that easily could have been an e-mail, sneak in these pictures of Megan Blake. At least it’ll give you something productive to do while the meeting’s going on. That’s more than anyone else has ever done for your sanity in these situations.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Mr. Skin Minute: Watch Warrior Then Use a Fist of Fury On Yourself (VIDEO)
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute loosens its kung-fu grip!
The new Cinemax series Warrior delivers action on all fronts, American Gods hears our nude prayers on Starz, and Joey King makes her nude debut on The Act!
As always, this is but a taste of the great things that await you on MrSkin.com, so be sure to head over there today and start fast-forwarding to the good parts!
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Kate Great Lives Up to Her Name with an Exquisite Nude Body
It takes balls to use the last name Great, unless it’s your real last name, which doesn’t seem terribly likely in the case of Playboy model Kate Great. It seems like a moniker she came up with on the spot as she sat and reflected on what she looked like nude, determining that Great was the only adjective worth turning into a last name.
I’m sure the rhyming with her first name element of it really helped to seal the deal, but then again, it’s probably a chicken and the egg type of deal. Did Kate Great come up with Kate and work backwards from there, or was Great there first and then she needed a first name that rhymed? We’ll probably never know as women aren’t usually in the habit of divulging the etymology of their fake names.
It’ll be super easy to remember Kate Great’s name once you take a good long look at her nude hanging around the house. You’ll never hear the word Great ever again without thinking Kate Great, probably, which is a good problem to have if you ask me. If I’m going to associate any word with any person, it’s better if they’re a naked woman.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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A Nude Natalie Costello is a Hard Abbott to Break
There’s never a bad time to get a reminder of a beautiful woman with large breasts like Natalie Costello, so let’s take another look at this smoldering exotic beauty stripping down in another sexy tropical locale. And yes, SEO nerds, I am indeed trying to capture Abbott and Costello fans’ clicks with that title, thank you for noticing.
When last we met with Natalie Costello, she was enjoying some time in the morning mist, but now she’s full-on in the sun and ready to soak it up in this sexy photoshoot. Fun fact about that swimsuit she’s wearing, apparently she got it for a discount because it’s only 2/3 of a swimsuit. Good on Natalie Costello for being a savvy shopper. She’s got this shit on lockdown.
The only thing I’m not crazy about in this photo set is Natalie’s Jackie Stallone headband. I’ve never been a fan of headbands and likely never will be. I just don’t think there’s anyway to make a strip of fabric wrapped around your noggin sexy. Though I’m also inclined to agree that Natalie Costello even manages to make a headband sexy, though if I’m thinking of Jackie Stallone, it can’t be that sexy.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Often I Think of Hailey Afton and Her Amazing Nude Body
I don’t know much about Hailey Afton, other than her last name sounds like a combination of After and Often. I don’t know if that’s what her ancestors were going for with that last name, but I think they’d be proud to know that their genes are alive and well in the form of the gorgeous—and gorgeously nude—Hailey Afton.
We all think about our legacy and what will come of our bloodline when it no longer courses through our veins. I think I’d be quite content to know that, hundreds of years from now, some progeny of mine is as beautiful as Hailey Afton, particularly when she’s nude, lounging around the house, and flaunting her perfect body.
I don’t think we’d want our descendants doing much more than that, after all, it can get quite tiring repressing all of those hunter gatherer instincts. Better to stay inside, nude, like Hailey Afton. She’d be making her ancestors proud if they could see her now. Hell, they’d probably pleasure themselves to her. They are cavemen, after all, and we don’t expect much more than that from cavemen.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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I’m Looking Over a Nude Katya Clover
If you were raised in an Irish household, you’ve no doubt heard the upbeat tune “I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover.” It’s an old standby and one that your Irish grandmother was sure to croon whenever good news was on the horizon—which, if you were raised in an Irish household—was next to never.
Well, even if you’re not familiar, there’s no reason that you can’t look over a nude Katya Clover, a new and nude model for Playboy that loves the beach and, more importantly, loves getting naked at the beach. There aren’t many nude beaches here in the States, so I imagine they went somewhere where the laws—and morals—are a bit looser.
There’s plenty to admire as you look over Katya Clover, from her incredibly tight body to her love of ridding herself of every scrap of body hair. Sure, it makes her look a bit like a sex doll below the waist, but isn’t that what society has taught us to desire? I don’t even know anymore, it’s so hard to keep up with the trends. Damn kids.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Mr. Skin Minute: See Shazam Star Michelle Borth Out of the Cape (VIDEO)
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute proves the best heroes wear nothing at all!
The superhero flick Shazam stars Michelle Borth who doesn’t shaz-ow us her cans, so for a look at her nudity watch her long love making scenes in Tell Me You Love Me. Nude on the Starz Network, it’s the return of nudity in American Gods, and on Netflix the new series Osmosis has plenty of French skin.
As always, this is but a taste of the great things that await you on MrSkin.com, so be sure to head over there today and start fast-forwarding to the good parts!
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Jasmine Jazz Will Have You Playing the Skin Flute Like Jethro Tull
I know that jazz is not everyone’s cup of tea, nor should it be, but I do have a very strong feeling that the gorgeous Jasmine Jazz could very easily be classified as being everyone’s cup of tea because she is absolutely stunning. Seriously, if she’s not your cup of tea, it might be time to switch to a new drink.
In some of these pictures, Jasmine Jazz seems to subtly resemble Morena Baccarin, another woman that could easily be classified as everyone’s cup of tea. The major difference here, for me anyway, is that Jasmine Jazz is much more comfortable hanging around the house nude. While Morena has done some nudity on screen before, she doesn’t strike me as the type to ever get quite as naked as Jasmine is in these pictures.
Perhaps the thing that jazz music is missing is nude pictures of Jasmine Jazz. I have a hard time believing that anyone would be upset if they had a slideshow of nude Jasmine Jazz pictures playing behind every single jazz show in the country. It might bring a lot of new fans to the music. Such is the power of Jazz, and by Jazz, I mean Jasmine Jazz.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Meet Carmen Nikole, Playboy’s Muse of the Month for April
The start of a new month can mean only one thing: It’s time for a new Playboy Muse of the Month, and this month they’ve selected an outstandingly sexy representative, sure to serve as a muse for thousands upon thousands of men… Carmen Nikole! This brunette beauty is going to take the month of April by storm, coming in like a lion and staying as ferociously sexy as can be for the entire month.
I don’t know which beach Carmen Nikole graced with her presence for this photo shoot, but it’s got me longing for the days I’ll be spending at the beach later this summer. It’s always nice to get a reminder of how good you’re gonna have it soon enough, and seeing Carmen Nikole at the beach will make you dream of warmer climes. But all in good time.
So while you spend the month of April musing on the lovely Carmen Nikole, try not to get too far ahead of yourself. Living in the moment is important and we consume ourselves too much with the future. So take a deep breath and drink in these incredibly sexy pictures of Carmen Nikole, careful not to stray outside the moment.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Blonde Beauty Lindsay Marie Slips Into Something Comfortable, aka Nothing
This new photo set starring the gorgeous Lindsay Marie is titled “Something Comfortable” which is the exact way I imagine someone this hot looks when nude. When it’s suggested that Lindsay Marie slip into something more comfortable, she takes it all off and that’s about as comfortable as it can get.
On the other hand, if I were to slip into something more comfortable, I would probably pick sweatpants and a t-shirt, but that’s what separates someone like me from someone truly beautiful like Lindsay Marie. She is comfortable wearing nothing at all, where I’m comfortable in clothing.
Now, I don’t want her to ever find out that you can be comfortable in clothing. The longer she associates the phrase “something comfortable” with total nudity, everything’s gonna be just hunky dory around here. I sincerely hope she never reads this article, which shouldn’t be too tall an order.
While we all have different designs on the phrase “something comfortable,” I’m enamored by the fact that Lindsay Marie takes that to mean totally nude. I think she’s got the best definition of all, and one that can just be exclusive to her, as far as I’m concerned.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Angel Constance Brings Us a Taste of Heaven Right Here on Earth
Remember that 80s hit “Heaven is a Place on Earth” by former GoGo Belinda Carlisle? That song is running through my head as I look at these heavenly nudes from Angel Constance, a name that makes it sound like she belongs in the clouds. I would go so far as to say that Angel Constance is a celestial being and doesn’t appear to have been assembled anywhere here on earth.
Not to say that Angel Constance looks assembled in any way, shape, or form, just to say that the perfection she exhibits doesn’t seem to be of a man-made construct. She seems far too heavenly to have come into existence here on earth without any sort of divine intervention. Does that mean she was the product of an immaculate conception? I’m not sure about all of that, but I wouldn’t rule it out.
Just one look at Angel Constance in the all together should be enough to convince you that perfection, while not attainable, is still possible. There’s a divine hand in Angel Constance’s creation, because you don’t just go around seeing women this beautiful on a regular basis. Enjoy the perfection along with me!
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Toni Maria Gets Your Blood Pumping with Her Naked Body
The age old conundrum regarding Playboy is the line of thought that they might eventually run out of women willing to take their clothes off, but I don’t think that’s ever going to be a problem. It hasn’t been a problem for well over sixty years now and likely won’t ever be a problem so long as beautiful women like Toni Maria continue to doff their duds in the name of our enjoyment.
Toni’s puffy nipples and tightly toned body are enough to get your blood pumping, and though her tattoo is a tad distracting, there’s an element of beauty happening everywhere else on her body that seems to overwhelm and make you forget all about that tattoo.
Tattoos do it for some guys, though, so I guess it’s important for me not to write that off wholesale. I guess I just prefer the parts of Toni Maria that aren’t covered in garish tattoos. But, as the saying goes, to each his own, and I’m sure there are plenty of you out there who will go nuts over her tattoo. As for me, I’m just trying to hold my thumb up and squint enough to pretend like it’s not there. But that’s me.
Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus
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Young Couples Funding Lavish Worldwide Lifestyles By Submitting Their Homemade Sex Videos Online
Recently, news broke about a couple who quit their jobs to fund an around the world trip by submitting their homemade sex videos online. The couple, Italians Kim & Paolo, have so far visited Spain (including all of the Canary Islands), France, Poland, Romania, Greece, and Montenegro, and are currently living a lavish lifestyle in Argentina – funded solely by selling their x-rated videos.
Strictly for research purposes, we decided to dig a little deeper, to find out just how good these videos are in enabling them to live such an extravagant lifestyle. It didn’t take long until we found a site called ‘Lustery’, where Kim & Paolo are submitting their videos regularly (most notably at a nudist beach, in which Kim receives applause from onlooking strangers after sucking Paolo to completion completely in the open!).
Upon browsing around Lustery (again, strictly research), it became clear that Kim & Paolo aren’t the only couples cashing in on this rapidly growing sexual subculture. Since launching in early 2017, Lustery has received hundreds of video submissions from real couples all over the world.
Luna & James, an impossibly hot young French couple who ‘met at a party last year’, share everything from tender love-making with lots of cuddling and eye contact to rough fucking with deepthroats, spankings, bondage and trash talking.
Childhood sweethearts Johan & Lauren have regular sex on their worldwide travels – their most recent submission being on a balcony in Medellin, Columbia, for all the neighbors to see!
Lesbian lovers Alyssa and Lorelei met through a mutual friend and have spent almost every day together since. As far as sex goes, they’ve recently started introducing toys and ropes, as exhibited in their most recent Lustery videos!
Needless to say, this growing new wave of sexual liberalism stretches way beyond just Kim & Paolo, and Lustery.com appears to be right at the forefront. With openness and acceptance of other’s sexuality becoming more and more the norm amongst millennials, it’s clear to see how this trend is picking up the pace. Combine this with the ability to monetize their videos through paid submissions to Lustery, and all of a sudden, a modern new subculture of porn is born. Will it remain simply this, a subculture, or evolve and become a staple in mainstream pornography? I guess that’s up to us.
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Rita Ora Displays Her Fabulous Figure In Nude Bodysuit Photos
I do not understand why the background of modeling shoots are not allowed to have hard edges. Them curving the wall into the floor throws off my bearings and makes me question which way is really up. I don’t like it. Man was meant to walk on the floor, not the wall. Anything that goes against that is an abomination against nature which must be destroyed, and I can find you at least ten other people that agree with me.
Thirteen year old me would have enjoyed having the walls in my home curve like that, though. I could have done so many sweet tricks on my skateboard in there. It would have been like living out an episode of Viva La Bam, which is pretty much as sweet as it gets for anybody. My mom probably would not have enjoyed the plummeting value of the home due to the wheel marks on the walls, but that is the price a person pays for having such a cool son.
Now all I can think of is how much cooler this shoot could have been if Rita Ora had gotten on a skateboard while wearing those high heels.
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Nude Bikini Bubbles: This Week’s Sexiest Stars In Scandalous Bikinis Edited To Look Totally Nude
It’s everyone’s favorite time of the week when we take the hottest bikini pics from the past seven days and apply our magical bubbles to them to make them disappear! Or at least, appear to disappear! That’s right folks, it’s Nude Bikini Bubbles time, so let’s get to it!
First up, busty beauty Lauren Sanchez really benefits from the bubbles, thanks to her commitment to pushing up her cleavage! Ella Rose is up next, looking bronzed and beautiful, she honestly looks like a statue in the ocean now, gloriously put together for all to enjoy!
Sailor Brinkley’s barely-there bikini just melts away thanks to our bubbles, while Bianca Peters’ closed off posture maximizes the bubbles’ magical effect. Lameka Fox is looking hot as hell, though I hope she’s in search of a cheeseburger, because she needs to put some meat on them bones!
Finally this week we have Ada Nicodemou and Vogue Williams, the latter of whom definitely looks incredible when her bikini gets bubbled away. We’ll be back next week, same bat time, same bat channel, with more Nude Bikini Bubbles, because if it’s Thursday and there’s only one day left in the week, you’ll get your Nude Bikini Bubbles… or your money back!
Photo Credit: MEGA / Backgrid USA / Splash News / Instagram
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Nude Bikini Bubbles: This Week’s Hottest Celebs and Bikini Models Bubbled For Totally Nude Look
It’s everyone’s favorite time of the week when things are finally calming down, the weekend is around the corner, and we bubble out the bikinis on your favorite celebrities from this past week. That’s right, it’s everyone’s favorite new column Nude Bikini Bubbles! Let’s see who’s getting bubbled this week.
First up is the always gorgeous Candace Swanepoel, whose barely there bikini disappears with ease, giving the illusion of her enjoying some alone time in the buff! Right around the corner, though, is Julissa Neal, who had an even tinier bikini and looks even nakeder than Candace!
I don’t know who Kazzy Crossley is, but I like the look of her when she’s bubbled! Belen Rodriguez’s profile pic makes the bubbling slightly less effective, but Madison Beer will get you all frothy when you check out her looking nude as hell!
Bianca Peters looks absolutely stunning when her bikini is bubbled out, while Padma Lakshmi’s bikini was just a bit too big to make the bubbling effect work properly. We close things out with Pia Miller, who rocks a bubbled out bikini with the best of them! It’s been a hell of a week and we’ll be back next week to bring you even more Nude Bikini Bubbles!
Photo Credit: MEGA / Backgrid USA / Splash News / Instagram
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