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Lori Loughlin is Ready To Plead Out, If She Can Stay Out of Prison

A new report from Us Weekly says that Lori Loughlin is looking to take a plea in the college admissions scandal she’s caught up in, provided that plea involves no jail time. Which to me seems reasonable given she basically did nothing and anyone calling for her head has some seriously messed up priorities.

Now, the actress “has asked her lawyer to negotiate a plea deal that would involve no jail time, but home confinement with monitoring via ankle monitor,” an insider exclusively reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly. “She’s willing to pay a substantial fine, over $2 million.”

Two millions dollars and house arrested is a pretty big punishment for putting the wrong name on your bribe. And the prosecutors still apparently want to hammer her.

Unfortunately for Loughlin, it’s too little, too late. At this point, says the insider, “any deal would involve significant jail time.”

Insane. Let me tell you a little bit about financial crimes. According to Bloomberg, HSBC paid a $1.9 billion dollar fine for laundering money for Latin American drug cartels, but no one spent a second in a jail cell. Laundering money for drug cartels isn’t worth sending anyone to jail, but paying the wrong person to let your idiot kid get into a good school requires significant jail time.

This is the same shit they pulled on Martha Stewart. Seriously, look at the list of things banks got fines for in that Bloomberg article. Tax evasion, violating sanctions and money laundering on a gigantic scale, no one ever even saw the inside of a jail cell, but Martha Stewart did five months in lock-up hundreds of miles from her family for no reason for obstruction of justice on a crime she wasn’t even found guilty of.

How about we slap Lori Loughlin on the wrist and then throw Mark Zuckerberg in jail for his wanton disregard for the law instead of just fining him less than he made by breaking said laws?

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Let’s Meet Jamie Foxx’s 21-Year-Old Model Girlfriend Sela Vave

Did you know Jamie Foxx had been dating Katie Holmes for six years? I write about celebrities for a living and I didn’t even know they had been in the same room. But after six years, they broke up, and Jamie Foxx has clearly been talking to Leonardo DiCaprio about next steps because the 51-year-old Foxx is now dating a 21-year-old model.

So let’s meet Sela Vave.

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✨sous les étoiles 📸: @theo.art_

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🔥🔥🔥#betawards2019 @iamjamiefoxx #afterparty

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#allabouttheangles #thick 🍑

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You know how Tracy Morgan was in a Mercedes, a fine car, when he got into a car crash, but then after years of rehab, when he was ready to drive again, he bought a Bugatti, a car most men would kill for?

I don’t know why I thought of that just now.

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Rick Perry Is Your 80-Year-Old Grandpa

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This Bag of Bones Is Divorcing His 7th Wife

Larry King is 85. Shawn King is 59. They married 22 years ago.

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Jojo Babie is Showing Off Sexy New Looks for Summer

You thought this was going to be a news story, but it was some, a sexy Asian model! Get it, because that’s from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure and we’re talking about Jojo Babie?

And what about Jojo Babie? She is showing off some very risqué lingerie on Instagram.

Now that is very sexy, but how do you get the hearts to stay put? Does anyone really want lingerie that requires spirit gum to keep in place? I mean, other than dudes who don’t actually have to wear it?

I don’t even know how anything she’s wearing is staying in place.

Seriously, it looks like if she exhales that is just going to come flying off.

I like that top, it shows a lot of underboob while still pushing the boob up.

She has hair?

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Miley Cyrus Really Milking Her Fake Relationship With Kaitlynn Carter

I’m not sure who’s faking it more, Miley Cyrus or Kaitlynn Carter. All I know is one of them is always trying a little too hard. This time it might be Miley. Hours after she dropped her song “Slide Away” about her breakup with Liam Hemsworth, she was “basically having sex” with Kaitlynn at Soho House in West Hollywood last Friday. At least according to a witness who probably never had sex in their life. The source said they were making out everywhere. In the bathroom, at the bar, in the middle of the floor. If it was also in a car and on a bus, on the patio and between the door, this could have been a Dr. Seuss rhyme.

Anyway, Hemsworth was reportedly surprised when he found out Miley was hooking up with Carter. Much like he probably was when he realized Miley wasn’t going to stop drinking and doing drugs just because she was married.

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How Does ‘Baywatch’ Star Donna D’Errico Still Look So Good?

Baywatch ended in 2001 and Donna D’Errico, who played slow-motion lifeguard Donna Marco, is 51 years old. So I need someone to explain to me what witchcraft she’s using to look like this?

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Beach bound

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Clearly she is bathing in the blood of virgins. Let’s see a few more pictures.

Here’s one from Baywatch, she might actually look younger now. Mostly because of the 90s hair.

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I still have the swimsuit #tbt

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She’s the same age in these pictures as Rue McClanahan was on the first season of The Golden Girls.

Okay, that ass is golden.

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Heidi Klum Posted a Topless Pic, It’s as Great as You’d Imagine

Heidi Klum Instagrammed a topless photo of herself on a yacht. WITH NIPPLE! Mmmm, yes please.

There’s the whole free nipple thing on Instagram. It’s great that this is Klum’s contribution.

My first thought was, is this really Heidi Klum topless? I thought she was way older. You look at this instagram and it’s nothing like her other pics. Must be some serious soft lighting going on.

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All I see is 💦💧WATER💧💦💧 ⛵⚓💦💧🌈🥰❤

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It’s not the first time she’s gone topless. She also posted a “topless” pic of herself to celebrate her honeymoon with now husband, Tom Kaulitz.

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Topless posing for my husband 😍

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They’re currently in Italy on another honeymoon. Klum also put up another photo of herself from behind.

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Buongiorno ☕🤪

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Then another one of her husband sleeping in the morning on their yacht. How great would it be to wake up on the deck on a yacht?

You’re probably reading this at work on the toilet.

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Kara Del Toro is Hot Enough To Melt Her Metal Swimsuit

There are a lot of things you can make a bikini out of. Cotton, polyester, blends, spandex, these are all good things to make bikinis out of. Unlike model Kara Del Toro, I’m not convinced metal chains are the best idea.

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Let’s get lost. @ohpolly @ohpollyswim

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I mean, she looks amazing but I don’t think wearing chains to swim is a great idea. That looks like the world’s horniest mob hit.

Luckily, Kara wears some standard bikinis as well.

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Tired of people only liking me for my personality..

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Instagram vs >>> reality

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That last one looks kind of like it’s made of Venetian blinds.

She also looks pretty good in no swimsuit at all.

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State of mind 🌞 @revolvebeauty

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Abby Dowse is Sizzling in New Instagram Photoshoot

I love summer. There are a lot of reasons to love it, because it’s nicer to drive around in the summer than in the snow, heating bills are expensive and the entire winter is just grey and gloomy generally. But the best thing about summer is the fashion; in the winter it’s all “don’t I look cute in this snowsuit?” but summer fashion is bathing suits and sun dresses.

Instagram model Abby Dowse is proving my point with this dangerously sexy leopard print outfit.

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Wild lives in her soul 🦁 @ohpolly

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💚💚💚

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That is barely legal to leave the house in. I don’t see how you wear that outfit for an entire day without your vagina popping out. But Abby is no stranger to, shall we say ‘daring’ outfits.

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💚💚💚 A little Extra 💚💚💚 @fashionnova

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Extra what? Certainly not fabric, not that we mind.

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The colour of Lurrrrrve ❤🌹🍒 @fashionnova

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Time for a dip 💦

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Lingerie Lover ❤💫 @fashionnova

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Dale Earnhardt Jr. Survives Plane Crash: See the Intense Footage!

In a word? Wow.

In two more words? Thank. Goodness.

On Thursday afternoon, Dale Earnhardt Jr, -- the beloved NASCAR driver and auto racing analyst -- and his wife were involved in a private jet crash in east Tennessee, thankfully managing to escape serious injury.

According to Elizabethton Fire Chief Barry Carrier, via CNN affiliate WJHL, Earnhardt and his wife, Amy, were on a small jet that crashed at Elizabethton Municipal Airport around 3:38 p.m. EST.

In the footage posted featured on this page, you can see the plane go up in a whirl of smoke shortly after landing.

Multiple outlets have confirmed that  the vehicle skidded off the runway immediately upon touching down.

An investigation is currently underway and the National Transportation Safety Board is expected to determine a cause of the crash, but we can at least report that the popular athlete is doing just fine.

"Everyone is safe and has been taken to the hospital for further evaluation," Tweeted Dale's sister, Kelly, shortly after news of accident went viral.

She added: "We have no further information at this time. Thank you for your understanding,"

The Federal Aviation Administration has confirmed that two pilots and three passengers were aboard the aircraft.

(UPDATE: We can now report that the couple's one-year old daughter, Isla, was also on the plane. She was the third passenger.)

The fire that resulted from the crash burned for about 20 minutes before authorities arrived on the scene and put it out.

In 2017, the 44-year old Earnhardt was voted as NASCAR's most popular driver for the 15th straight year. Yes, 15th straight year. Fans adore this guy.

The son of the late racing icon Dale Earnhardt, he now works as a NASCAR analyst for NBC.

Said A network spokesperson:

"We are aware of the media reports and have been in contact with Dale's team. We'll have no further comment until we have more details."

As of this writing, Dale, his daughter and his wife have been discharged from the hospital and are expected to make a full recovery.

Dale Earnhardt Sr., for whatever it is worth died at age 49 of injuries sustained in a race car crash during the 2001 Daytona 500.

Watch the video here and join us in sending Earnhardt Jr. and his family members all our best.

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Bam Margera Left Rehab and Was Arrested Shortly After

By now you all know Bam Margera is a fuckup who probably asked Dr. Phil for help so he could get money for taping a “very special” episode. Only days after meeting with Dr. Phil and checking into rehab, Bam has already checked out and got himself arrested.

At around 2:30 am on Wednesday, LAPD responded to Luxe Hotel on Sunset where they found Bam sitting down in the middle of the lobby refusing to leave. The first officer told Bam, “This is not a f**king reality TV show. I know you’re fresh out of rehab, so let’s get your s**t together.” Bam didn’t listen because years of accumulated CTE and a few years of being rich and famous has turned his brain into privileged mush.

According to reports, Bam was telling people at the bar he was hired by their wives to catch them cheating. A weird story he kept repeating to cops. They eventually arrested him for trespassing. At around midday on Wednesday, he was released from jail.

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Brody Jenner Spotted Out With ‘Playboy’ Playmate Josie Canseco

Brody Jenner just got out of a relationship, but it didn’t take him long to move on with Josie Canseco, a former Playboy Playmate and daughter of former baseball player Jose Canseco, at least according to TMZ.

Our ‘Hills’ sources say Brody and Josie hit it off, and have been hanging out A LOT over the past few weeks, kissing each other and showing tons of PDA around friends. They seem to be taking things somewhat slow, we’re told, but it’s clear they’re romantically involved.

That’s one way to show up your ex having a fling with Miley Cyrus.

Let’s take a look at Brody’s new paramour.

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miss you guys @princeandjacob

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on set w @gooseberryintimates today🌹

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Almost makes up for the fact that she was in Playboy during their ill-advised “no nudity” period. It’s almost cheating to say you’re a Playmate when you snuck in the titty-free back window.

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coachella comin back around🌴

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needy

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cue island in the sun by weezer 🧡

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Protesting in Hong Kong Will Show You Who Your True Friends Really Are

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People are Trying to Extort Whitney Cummings’ Nipple

Back in April, Whitney Cummings accidentally posted a story on her insta that showed her nipple. Naturally, a lot of people took screenshots before she was able to delete it. Now some of those people are asking how much it’s worth to her for those snaps to not show up online. One thing they didn’t count on is Whitney Cummings not giving a fuck.

Another thing they didn’t count on is it’s 2019. No one cares about Whitney Cummings nipple. Not even Whitney Cummings. She even showed it to everyone on Twitter. Did you see it? That shit is boring af. You can do a Google search and you’ll get slammed with thousands of nipples that look exactly the same and most likely even better. That photo is about as erotic as moldy cheese. No offense to Whitney Cummings, but I’d sooner knock one out to two cats humping than that thing.

Anyway, if you thought this whole thing was over after she released her own nipple, you are underestimating the idiocy of these kids.

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Pornstar Mia Khalifa Only Made $12K During Her Entire Career

It’s hard to monetize jerking off these days.

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Naomi Campbell and Heidi Klum Showed Up in Newly Unsealed Jeffrey Epstein Documents

Well, if you watched the news this weekend, you’ll have seen that pedophile pimp to the rich and famous Jeffrey Epstein is dead. The official report is Epstein committed suicide by strangling himself to death with a mafia hitman. Just before Epstein’s death, courts unsealed documents from a civil suit involving the Gal Friday to his child trafficking outfit, Ghislaine Maxwell.

It turns out that Epstein was pretty connected to the world of fashion and modeling, and The Fashion Law reports that Naomi Campbell and Heidi Klum are both named as associates of Epstein in the documents.

The recently unsealed documents not only shed further light on Epstein’s transgressions, they draw a number of fashion industry figures into Epstein’s web (even after he was convicted of procuring an underage girl for prostitution in 2008). These include Jean-Luc Brunel, an established model scout and the owner of New York-based Mc2 Model Management, who allegedly supplied Epstein with dozens of underage girls. Naomi Campbell is also name-checked in one of the documents as being in attendance at some of the same events as Epstein and/or Maxwell.

Man, why would someone looking for vulnerable and easily abused young girls be involved in the modeling industry?

But, I mean, how well did Campbell actually know Epstein? Well, she showed up twice in the logs of Epstein’s private jet, the Lolita Express, though it seems like she was just accepting a favor from a child sex trafficker and not jetting off to Epstein’s child rape island like certain presidents and/or ex-presidents and/or members of the royal family of England. She also disputes an anecdote about Epstein throwing her a birthday party on his yacht.

For instance, Giuffre stated in a document attached to a November 2016 deposition of hers, “I met Naomi Campbell at a birthday party of hers on a yacht in the South of France.” She continued on, “She is a friend of Ghislaine’s, but she was a real bitch to me.” Later on, the same document states, “I met famous friends of [Epstein’s], such as Al Gore, Heidi Klum, and Naomi Campbell.” A rep for Ms. Campbell denies that the model ever had a birthday party on a yacht.

The wording of that is interesting, she doesn’t deny being on Epstein’s yacht or even that he threw a party for her, just that she didn’t a have a birthday party there. She didn’t even deny being friends with Epstein.

Heidi Klum is also mentioned as being Epstein’s friend, but she barely speaks English.

It’s important to remember that Campbell and Klum aren’t implicated in any crimes Epstein committed. He had a wide social circle because when people literally hand you billions of dollars to “invest” for them because you’re giving them child sex slaves you can just buy your way into any social circle you want.

Also, leave this nice Disney PR guy alone, he’s not the same guy.

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Olivia Jade Appears To Be Over Being Contrite For the College Admissions Scandal

The college admissions scandal that Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman were caught up in is still making headlines months later. As you may know, Huffman took a plea deal while Loughlin and her husband are fighting the charges.

I’m honestly not sure how sympathetic a jury will be if this case gets to trial. On the one hand, I think it’s going to be pretty hard to convince anyone that writing a big check to a university so they accept your child is significantly different than writing a check to a program in the university to get the university to accept your child. On the other hand, most jurors probably don’t have a lot of sympathy for rich people throwing money around to get their way. On a theoretical third hand, which may or may not be a penis, Lori Loughlin is an attractive white woman and a mother so she’s probably going to get as much of break as anyone possibly can from the legal system.

Loughlin’s daughter, influencer Olivia Jade, might be the most impacted by this scandal. Brands really don’t want to be associated with her, which makes it hard to make money as an influencer since the whole job is basically mentioning brands alongside pictures of you looking slutty.

See?

Olivia Jade had been fairly contrite in the face of this scandal at first, but that seems to have changed.

I can’t say I blame her. All she had to do to have a successful career was not go to college, a lesson to all you kids reading this. Also, vaping makes you look cool no matter what anyone says. What? Olivia Jade is winning people over with her new bad girl act, I just thought I’d jump on it.

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Call It Quits on Their Marriage — There Is No God

Miley Cyrus, 26, and Liam Hemsworth, 29, husband and wife of 7 months, have decided marriage isn’t what they want after all. These two lovebirds have decided to separate. If you are shocked, then you are naive.

Their rep released a statement:

“Liam and Miley have agreed to separate at this time. Ever-evolving, changing as partners and individuals, they have decided this is what’s best while they both focus on themselves and careers. They still remain dedicated parents to all of their animals they share while lovingly taking this time apart. Please respect their process and privacy.”

No other information was given. Could it be Miley realized she doesn’t want to be tied down? Maybe. TMZ’s source says they’d been together ten years and just grew apart. Now that I reread this, are those numbers right? Cyrus is 26 and Hemsworth is 29, they met when Cyrus was 16 and Hemsworth was 19? Uhh, anyway.

Cyrus didn’t waste any time though getting back into the mix. She and Kaitlynn Carter were photographed in Italy kissing at a hotel pool. I don’t really put too much weight into this though. It feels like they knew they were being photographed and just wanted to mess around for fun.

Mostly I feel sorry for Hemsworth. He’s gonna have to go bone 18-21 year old hot models to get over Cyrus. So sad.

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Jeffrey Epstein Weaseled His Way Out of a Prison Sentence by Killing Himself

Federal child sex trafficker and millionaire Jeffrey Epstein was found unresponsive in his cell early Saturday morning. He was transferred to New York Downtown hospital where he was pronounced dead. Epstein was also found unresponsive 3 weeks ago with marks on his neck. At the time, it was unclear whether he tried to kill himself or he was attacked. In either case, he was placed on suicide watch. Clearly, that phrase means something else to the prison guards. Maybe they thought it meant that they should watch him as he kills himself and slowly dies.

Epstein’s victims are unsurprisingly shocked and Attorney General William Barr is opening an investigation into his death.

If you’re into conspiracy theories, being that this case involved a lot of powerful people, Epstein’s death may not have been a suicide.

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Sofia Richie Bikini Pics in Italy, Jake Gyllenhaal Likes Them Young and More

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  • Jake Gyllenhaal likes them young [Celebitchy]
  • Constance Jablonski topless outtakes (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip]
  • Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello want your attention [Celebitchy]
  • Tommy Lee goes on anti-Trump rant [Dlisted]
  • Insta model Sarah Snyder‘s very suggestive pose (NSFW) [DrunkenStepfather]
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  • Rachel Bush, so tight [Linkiest]
  • A few photos to remind you life is beautfiul [CavemanCircus]
  • CeCe Gutierrez done with Basketball Wives after this season [Starcasm]

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Model Gabrielle Epstein Wants You to Try a DIY Vagina Laser

If there’s one question I would probably ask Instagram models would it not get me sued for sexual harassment and pummeled in the head and face, it would probably be “how do you keep your vagina so smooth and hairless?” Luckily for us, Aussie model Gabrielle Epstein answered that question without being asked; she was just, I assume, being paid to hawk a DIY vagina laser, which is practical applications is sexier but much less exciting than James Bond movies would lead you to believe. It just takes the hair off, it won’t cut Oddjob in half.

That is an effective ad, though imagine what it would look like if Instagram had slightly looser rules on nudity.

I think every one of her Instagram posts is sponsored, but whatever she’s doing is clearly working. And she’s a great spokesman, I’m still thinking about her vagina.

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water baby

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Brought to you by the underwater titties council.

Not sure if that picture makes the flower emoji in the first ad better or worse, but let’s really, Georgia O’Keefe let that cat out of the bag years ago.

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Wait, is Lindsay Lohan Dating the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia?

Some things are too insane for me to actually wrap my head around them, and Lindsay Lohan being the Queen of Saudi Arabia is way up at the top of the list. But it’s a thing that could happen some day and we’re all just going to have to deal with that.

Here’s the deal; Page Six reports that there are rumors that Lohan and Saudi Prince Mohammad bin Salman have been getting close. How close?

A wild rumor hit town that Lohan and the bloodthirsty crown prince of Saudi Arabia have gotten close, and that he’s been flying her around in his jets and showering her with presents — including a gift-wrapped credit card. And when we started asking around, a source in her inner circle acknowledged that they “know each other.”

See, that sounds like the sort of thing a Saudi prince is likely to do for a celebrity when he wants to have sex with her.

Now a rep for Lohan, 33, tells us that the pair met just once — around a year ago at a Formula One Grand Prix race. The rep also denied that bin Salman — who has been accused of ordering the 2018 murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi — gave Lohan a credit card.

Either way, pals of Lohan — who even say they’ve seen text exchanges between the pair — are boasting about what they claim is a new friendship. The rep called those claims “lies.”

It sounds like they’re dating, doesn’t it? Lindsay would basically be free to steal children and speak with insane accents if she were a queen, too, so it sort of works for her.

She just needs to be sure that he doesn’t misunderstand when she asks him to give her “a little head,” because if there’s one thing I know about Saudi Arabia is that there are way more beheadings than female orgasms in that country.

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Brooke Houts, Popular YouTube Star, Accused of Serious Dog Abuse

Brooke Houts, a well-known YouTube personality with over 337,000 subscribers, is under major fire right now after a video went viral in which it appears she is spitting on her dog and also hitting the animal.

It is very disturbing to watch.

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The footage was accidentally uploaded to her account, various outlets have speculated, after Houts meant to post an altered version of her "plastic wrap prank on my doberman" video.

In the shocking video, viewers see Brooke smacking the innocent pooch, who is named Sphinx, multiple times.

She also screams at him and forcefully shoves the canine to the ground, all while recording something for YouTube that she meant to edit into some sort of humorous post.

The footage has drawn the attention of the Los Angeles Police Department.

“Our Animal Cruelty Task Force has received numerous complaints about the video, an LAPD media representative told The Verge.  “And we are currently looking into the matter.”

Brooke Houts, Dog

As for what may have happened here?

The current version of the video, which had its comments disabled and was downvoted over 27,000 times, does NOT include any of these digusting and violent clips described above.

Hence why many are assuming Houts never meant to upload the original, complete version.

Following the immediate and understandable outrage over the video -- which we refuse to share here -- Houts issued a lengthy apology and explanation on Twitter.

“I want to clarify that I am NOT a dog abuser or animal abuser in any way, shape or form,” she wrote, adding:

“Anyone who has witnessed or heard true animal abuse will be able to clearly see that.”

Not exactly the strongest defense, that second sentence.

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Continued the social media user:

“I want to address the uncut footage … I’m clearly actually frustrated [in the video]. That being said, this does NOT justify me yelling at my dog in the way that I did, and I’m fully aware of that.

"Should I have gotten as angry as I did in the video? No. Should I have raised my voice and yelled at him? No.

"However, when my 75 lb. Doberman is jumping up in my face with his mouth open, I do, as a dog parent, have to show him that this behavior is unacceptable.”

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The YouTube personality also claimed that she’s working on her own behavioral issues, too.

“I know I’ll be in many future situations where he’s being physical, but I will not respond this way again,” she said, continuing as follows:

“I am getting my dog into training, and I’m looking at ways to improve how I personally train him at home. … I know that I am a great dog mom (but not perfect)...

"I’m just explaining what my day-to-day life is really like, whether you believe me or not.”

Again, can't say any of these words makes us very sympathetic to Houts.

How about you?

Brooke Houts

Reaction has been swift and disparaging.

Heck, even disgraced YouTube star Logan Paul had harsh words for Houts, Tweeting this message:

“discipline your animals should they misbehave. i get it

"but despite the hitting, the spitting is a totally unwarranted, inappropriate, and vile display of energy that makes this woman completely unfit to own that dog."

Houts, of course, says she did not spit on the dog.

But, hey, it's not any of us that she needs to convince.

It's the police.

Model Georgia Fowler Explains How She Manages Her Cute New Haircut

I never really thought a bob could be a cute haircut. I mean, long hair is generally sexier than short hair, and the name “bob” just makes me think of a fat insurance salesman. At least a pixie cut sounds cuter.

But Georgia Fowler is making it work.

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The real sea bob

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Shark bait 🦈 whoo ha ha

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Didn’t want to milk it 😏

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She even told Popsugar what she uses to style her new hairdo.

Fowler has been wearing a bob since June and has picked up some great tips for styling it. “The Bumble and Bumble Brilliantine is quite good for giving it a little messy texture without drying it out so much,” she said. “I love also just using a Kérastase hair mask. I often do it when I’m traveling.”

Whatever she’s doing, it works.

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Heat 👋🏼

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Wear Layers 🔳🔲

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Or did you prefer her old hair style?

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Can I kick it? ⚽

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Craving the seaside 🦐

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I think she looks good either way.

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Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul Aren’t Actually Married

What do you think is the least surprising thing I could tell you? Would you guess Kim Kardashian has an eating disorder except for her ass? Michael Jackson once broke into a maternity ward and just started blowing every baby he could find? That Kevin Spacey was already in there when MJ showed up?

How about Jake Paul and  Tana Mongeau aren’t really married? That one, unlike the ones above, is true. I know, it’s a huge shock, right?

Yes, there’s a new episode of Tana Turns 21 out and in it we learn than Tana and Jake, or Take, as their true fans call them, aren’t actually married. Via Cosmopolitan.

“To everybody that’s calling it fake because we rushed into it or because I don’t do things traditionally, because I wanted to not do it legally, but any wedding I have, if I have three more fucking weddings, I really wouldn’t want to do it on paper because I think that legally binding yourself to someone takes away the love, like it’s unnecessary. To all of the people who think that it’s not real and we’re just putting on this show as two fucking sociopaths—it is real. That’s all I know to tell those people. We are just fucking crazy, and that’s what you can talk shit about.”

This is after Tana had explain last week that while she said on the show that her and Jake were just dating for “content,” she’s now actually totally in love with him.

But I mean… do you believe that?

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Casey Affleck Says He’s ‘Scared’ of #metoo, But Because He’s Such a Super Supportive Feminist Ally

Casey Affleck is the best feminist ever. He loves women and absolutely supports the absolute tits off of them.

It sounds weird to say that considering the fact that he had to settle two lawsuits for sexual harassment for his behavior on-set making I’m Not Here. But I guess Brie Larson and Constance Wu were wrong about him. It’s weird that they would fuck this up and attack such a great feminist like Casey here.

How do I know Casey Affleck is the best feminist in the world? Well, because he said so, and it’s not like someone would lie about being a feminist to cover up their own sexual misconduct.

Here’s what Affleck said on Dax Shepard’s podcast, via IndieWire.

“Who would not be supportive of the #MeToo movement? That’s an idea that’s even out there?” Affleck said. “That there are some people saying we do not believe in equality and we think the workplace should be a dangerous place for certain people and not for others. That’s preposterous.”

Affleck added that for him “it is very, very hard to talk about, and it scares me” to discuss topics related to the #MeToo movement. “Mostly because the values of the #MeToo movement are values that are at the heart of my being,” he added. “Just the way I was raised, they are baked into my own value system having been raised by a mother who didn’t let us watch ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ when we were like eight years old because it was sexist.”

“The way that I’m thought of sometimes by certain people recently has been so antithetical to who I really am that it’s been frustrating,” Affleck added. “And not being able to talk about it has been hard because I really wanted to support all of that, but I felt like the best thing to do was to just be quiet so I didn’t seem to be in opposition to something that I really wanted to champion.”

So there you have it. Casey Affleck is a super duper feminist. Way more feminist than you. He didn’t even objectify Daisy Duke while all you dirty birdies were exploring your bodies to Princess Leia in that gold bikini.

He went on to explain to explain his little “rampant on-set sexual harassment” problem was just a big misunderstanding.

“There was a ton of partying, because that was the content of this documentary, at times mockumentary,” Affleck said. “We’re recording everything. It was confusing for everybody and it was deliberately so. And that’s my responsibility. The intention was to have the crew as a part of the movie. I don’t know how much they knew they were a part of the movie … It was a big mess and it’s not something I would do again. I would be way smarter, more sensible, more sensitive to it being a workplace if I were to try to do this again.”

Keep in mind one of the things he was accused of is getting drunk and getting into bed with a cinematographer and then berating her for not sleeping with him. Just confusing for everyone.

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Casey Affleck Says He’s ‘Scared’ of #metoo, But Because He’s Such a Super Supportive Feminist Ally

Casey Affleck is the best feminist ever. He loves women and absolutely supports the absolute tits off of them.

It sounds weird to say that considering the fact that he had to settle two lawsuits for sexual harassment for his behavior on-set making I’m Not Here. But I guess Brie Larson and Constance Wu were wrong about him. It’s weird that they would fuck this up and attack such a great feminist like Casey here.

How do I know Casey Affleck is the best feminist in the world? Well, because he said so, and it’s not like someone would lie about being a feminist to cover up their own sexual misconduct.

Here’s what Affleck said on Dax Shepard’s podcast, via IndieWire.

“Who would not be supportive of the #MeToo movement? That’s an idea that’s even out there?” Affleck said. “That there are some people saying we do not believe in equality and we think the workplace should be a dangerous place for certain people and not for others. That’s preposterous.”

Affleck added that for him “it is very, very hard to talk about, and it scares me” to discuss topics related to the #MeToo movement. “Mostly because the values of the #MeToo movement are values that are at the heart of my being,” he added. “Just the way I was raised, they are baked into my own value system having been raised by a mother who didn’t let us watch ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ when we were like eight years old because it was sexist.”

“The way that I’m thought of sometimes by certain people recently has been so antithetical to who I really am that it’s been frustrating,” Affleck added. “And not being able to talk about it has been hard because I really wanted to support all of that, but I felt like the best thing to do was to just be quiet so I didn’t seem to be in opposition to something that I really wanted to champion.”

So there you have it. Casey Affleck is a super duper feminist. Way more feminist than you. He didn’t even objectify Daisy Duke while all you dirty birdies were exploring your bodies to Princess Leia in that gold bikini.

He went on to explain to explain his little “rampant on-set sexual harassment” problem was just a big misunderstanding.

“There was a ton of partying, because that was the content of this documentary, at times mockumentary,” Affleck said. “We’re recording everything. It was confusing for everybody and it was deliberately so. And that’s my responsibility. The intention was to have the crew as a part of the movie. I don’t know how much they knew they were a part of the movie … It was a big mess and it’s not something I would do again. I would be way smarter, more sensible, more sensitive to it being a workplace if I were to try to do this again.”

Keep in mind one of the things he was accused of is getting drunk and getting into bed with a cinematographer and then berating her for not sleeping with him. Just confusing for everyone.

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Brazilian Gang Leader With the ‘White Chicks’ Reference

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Beautiful Brazilian Valentina Sampaio is Victoria’s Secret’s First Transgender Model

Victoria’s Secret is a brand in trouble. You might remember they recently cancelled their iconic fashion show, but like Sears and other companies known primarily as mall stores, the brand hasn’t really been able to compete in the changing marketplace. There are a lot of companies that make better quality sexy undies at better prices, and it turns out the being located next to Orange Julius isn’t a huge advantage when e-commerce giants are putting large shopping centers out of business across the country.

Victoria’s Secret has also been under fire for a perceived lack of diversity in their models, so they’ve hired their first transgender model, Brazilian beauty Valentina Sampaio.

Well, she’s not shy.

But she is flexible.

She looks good in lingerie, too.

I’m not sure this is enough to turn things around for Victoria’s Secret, but I’ll take all the Valentina I get.

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