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Gwyneth Paltrow Got Her Teenaged Son a Boob Puzzle

If there’s one thing teenage boys love, it’s boobs. If there’s one thing that teenage boys hate, it’s when their mothers acknowledge that they know teenage boys are horny and obsessed with boobs. So your mom buying you a boob puzzle when you’re 14 is probably something of a mixed bag, which is something Page Six reports Gwyneth Paltrow actually did, because of course she did.

The 450-piece Jiggy puzzle, titled “Boobs,” was designed by Brooklyn-based freelance illustrator Julia Heffernan, and features drawings of breasts of various shapes, sizes and colors. It costs $40.

For Christ’s sake, $40? Pornhub Premium is only $10 a month and has way more and better boobs. And I know what you’re going to say, “Oh, you can’t let 14-year-olds watch porn,” but just save it; I watched plenty of porn when I was 14 and grew up to be a perfectly normal, healthy, well-adjusted sex addict.

I mean, honestly, if anything your mom buying you a boob jigsaw puzzle is just going to ruin boobs for you.

Paltrow also said this about people like us who constantly make fun of her for being so… Gwyneth Paltrow.

“The people who are triggered by me — ‘I don’t like her because she is pretty and she has money’ — it’s because they haven’t given themselves permission to be exactly who they are,” she said.

Okay, first of all, no one makes fun of you because you’re “pretty and have money.” You’re not even that pretty, did you confuse yourself with Heather Graham? That happens to me all the time, then go “oh wait, no, Heather Graham is the hot talented one, not the crazy one.”

No, people make fun of you because you’re dumb as dog s**t and tell people to put eggs in their vaginas instead of vaccinating their kids.

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Johnny Depp Trial Starts, Depp Releases Photo of Mangled Finger, Calls Amber Heard’s Claims ‘Sick’

Johnny Depp’s defamation trial against Amber Heard and the British tabloid The Sun, who called him an abuser, is underway and Depp is clearly going to leave it all on the field trying to restore his good name.

The Associated Press reported that Depp had quite a lot to say about his ex Amber Heard and her alleged abuse against him.

Depp claimed that on another occasion, Heard repeatedly punched him in the face on a private jet, forcing him to spend the flight locked in the plane’s bathroom.

“Rage-filled violent incidents on planes were common with Amber,” he said in the written statement.

In court, Depp described one incident in which Heard claims he hit her. He said the opposite was true.

“As things tended to do, (it) escalated and got physical, ending with a bit of assault. Ms. Heard struck me,” he said.

In a written statement, Depp alleged that Heard was “a calculating, diagnosed borderline personality; she is sociopathic; she is a narcissist; and she is completely emotionally dishonest.”

That seems like a harsh description, but keep in mind she dated Elon Musk, so it all rings true to me.

Depp also talked about how Heard targeted him to raise her profile and fame, via People.

“She was then extremely friendly to me and keen to tell me about the breakup with her former partner that she had recently gone through. If I had known then what I knew now, I would have seen the red flag warning signs, but I did not,” Depp alleged in court documents obtained by PEOPLE.

“She was beautiful, seemingly incredibly interested in me and my work, and I fell for it,” he continued. “She bombed me with what appeared to be love. It was not until much later that I understood that she had an agenda, namely to get married to me in order to progress her own career and/or to benefit financially, and she knew how to bring it about.”

He added: “She knew what she wanted, and I was an easy target.”

Depp claimed that Heard “had well and truly research me and my interests and she would try to pose as some expert or intellectual on these things to try to ingratiate herself with me.”

“She presented herself as a carbon copy of me, with precisely the same interests, thoughts, favorite writers, taste in music and art as me,” he said in court filings. “Rather than see this as calculated, sociopathic and emotionally dishonest, I convinced myself that it was endearing and sweet.”

Calling his ex-wife “calculating” and “completely emotionally dishonest,” Depp said he’s “convinced that she came into my life to take from me anything worth taking, and then destroy what remained of it.”

Remember when they were both at Comic-Con and people were saying how sorry they felt for her having to see her abuser? Bet you feel foolish for that one, don’t you?

Interestingly enough it was The Sun, the very paper Depp is suing in this case for calling him a wife-beater, who reported that Depp released photos of his finger which he claims Heard nearly sliced off.

Not as gross as Megan Fox’s toe thumbs, but still fairly disturbing.

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Marvel is Rolling Out a New Black Widow and More MCU Phase Four News

Did you think it was weird Marvel killed off Black Widow in Avengers: Endgame and then announced there was a Black Widow movie still happening later this year? It turns out that there’s a reason, and the reason is that Captain America isn’t the only character handing his mantle over to someone else.

Black Widow director Cate Shortland told Empire that the film will involve Scarlett Johansson passing the role of Black Widow onto a new actress and character, Florence Pugh’s Yelena Belova.

“[Kevin Feige] realised that the audience would expect an origin story so, of course, we went in the opposite direction,” Shortland tells Empire. “And we didn’t know how great Florence Pugh would be. We knew she would be great, but we didn’t know how great. Scarlett is so gracious, like, ‘Oh, I’m handing her the baton.’ So it’s going to propel another female storyline.”

Turns out there was another Black Widow waiting in the wings the whole time. Just off screen.

So what does this mean? Is Marvel going to be filling Avengers 5 with a bunch of second-stringers taking over for the original heroes from the first Avengers? If that’s the case, why not just recast the characters like the original plan instead of replacing them?

I honestly don’t think there’s going be an Avengers 5, at least not any time soon. See, you might think that the Avengers are the biggest property Marvel has, that it’s like the Justice League where they put all their biggest and best characters, but it’s historically just been a dumping ground for characters that couldn’t carry a title on their own. That’s why Spider-Man and Wolverine didn’t become Avengers until 2005.

Marvel has The Fantastic Four and The Uncanny X-Men back now since they bought Fox, and you better believe that those are the future of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Don’t believe me?

James Gunn said a few weeks ago that Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 would be the last in the series he directed, and the last one with the current characters. Do you really think that Marvel is going to try to catch lightning in a bottle again with this title? They used a weird group of cosmic heroes no one cared about except for a brief moment in 2006 and made a hugely successful movie trilogy with them, that’s not going to happen again.

Now Marvel has the X-Men. X-Men #1, The second monthly X-Men title that debuted in 1991, is the best-selling single issue of a comic book in US history, and contemporary X-Men spin-off X-Force #1 isn’t far behind. Do you really think that they’re going to dig for even more obscure Guardians of the Galaxy characters when they can make movies with Wolverine?

And Doctor Doom and Magneto are way better villains than Loki or Thanos. Seriously.

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Ghislaine Maxwell Reportedly on Suicide Watch, May Be Transferred to Same Facility Jeffrey Epstein ‘Killed Himself’ In

Here we go again.

Pedophile pimp to the rich and famous Jeffrey Epstein’s gal Friday Ghislaine Maxwell was recently picked up by the authorities for, well, being Jeffrey Epstein’s gal Friday. Epstein famously “killed himself” before he could name all the rich and powerful people he trafficked children to for sex, something so predictable I made a joke about Maxwell “killing herself” in the headline to our story about it.

Now The Sun is reporting that, yup, Maxwell is on suicide watch.

A prison source said: “Given the death of Jeffrey Epstein in jail, everybody is obviously concerned about making sure nothing happens to Ghislaine Maxwell.

“Her security is a top priority. The case is being handled extremely sensitively.”

Hunh, you think something might happen to her? She’s probably suicidal, just like Epstein.

A British woman — thought to be Maxwell — was heard sobbing from jail before her court appearance on Thursday.

She was heard saying: “What the f* is going on… Seriously, what the f*?”

I’m convinced.

But I’m sure she’ll be monitored much better than Epstein was, after all, she’ll be in… the exact same detention facility?

Yes, Gothamist reports that Maxwell could very well be moved to the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Lower Manhattan when she’s transferred to New York to await trial, the very same facility Epstein “killed himself” in by kneeling down hard enough to break his neck in several places.

Come on, it’s like they’re not even trying. If this was a movie and this happened you would go “what the f**k,” walk out and demand your money back because of how poorly written and insulting to your intelligence it is.

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Kanye West is Running for President

Remember when we elected an absolute moron who didn’t even know where the hell he was half the time to be president on the basis of his minor celebrity and promises to “make America great” and then he completely fucked up the country and all but ignored a virulent and deadly disease? I hope we don’t make that mistake again. But enough about how Ronald Reagan handled the AIDS crisis, Kanye West is running for President.

I don’t believe in any gods but I do feel like my prayers have been answered.

Now, it takes more than a declaration on Twitter to run for President; there is paperwork to be filed, signatures to be gathered for ballot access, and a myriad of hoops to jump through. Kanye has not done any of that yet.

He has, however, brought out some of the low-key racism of Joe Biden supporters like Debra Messing, who claimed West is “trying to take young black voters from Biden.“

Donald Trump may be a terrible President but I have to give him props for turning these limousine liberals into raving lunatics just constantly ripping the masks off on the pretense that they’re good people because of their politics.

Kanye West is probably not running for President. Like I said, he’s done none of the actual work involved with actually running for President. But if he does actually run, I think I’ll vote for him. After all, what could go wrong if we vote for a reality TV personality with crippling narcissism and some sort of very obvious learning disability?

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Kevin Smith Sheds Some Light On How Joss Whedon is a Dick

The least surprising piece of Hollywood news to come out recently is that Joss Whedon was a dick on the set of Justice League. Ray Fisher said that Whedon was “gross, abusive, unprofessional, and completely unacceptable,” but didn’t really elaborate on what Whedon did.

As an aside, if you want to play a fun game, try and guess which Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Whedon had an affair with next time you watch the show. My guess is Eliza Dushku, but he did make Charisma Carpenter a star of Buffy spin-off Angel, fired her for getting pregnant and then treated her so poorly when she came back as a guest that she cried in her dressing room. But Charisma Carpenter is only a few years younger than Whedon, so it doesn’t seem like his wife would call her “young.”

Anyway, Kevin Smith has a little to say about what it is Whedon did to make everyone hate him. It’s a lot less surprising why everyone involved in Justice League was boosting the Snyder Cut so hard when you consider Whedon was such an ass.

So on his nerdy-s**t podcast Fatman on Batman (which probably needs either a new name or a new fat guy) Smith related the story he had heard about Whedon’s behavior from crew members who worked under both Snyder and Whedon, via Cinemablend.

Remember when I went to the Skywalker set, some people had worked on both versions of Solo and both versions of Justice League. The special effects guy said there was a fair amount of trashing Zack’s version of the movie on set by Joss… that [Whedon] would cut down, dismiss, and be negative about Zack’s version, which he had seen and all these people had made together without him.

I mean, can’t you just picture Whedon smarting his way onto the set going “Wow, what a piece of s**t you people were making. Good thing I’m here to fix it, right guys? I made Avengers!”

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Jeffrey Epstein Associate Ghislaine Maxwell Arrested; ‘Suicide’ Scheduled For Late Next Week

It’s a bad day to be a rich and powerful pedophile. After child trafficker Jeffrey Epstein “killed himself” a lot of people probably thought they were safe from prosecution but then Ghislaine (Pronounced Gee-Lane) Maxwell, his girlfriend/gal Friday/alleged recruiter got arrested.

There’s going to be a press conference on Tuesday to announce exactly what she was arrested for, but as you can imagine, it’s not going to be good, she’s accused of being a child sex trafficker.

Now, I want to show you what I mean when I say that Epstein and Maxwell were connected to rich and powerful people before they both killed themselves in prison in ways no one could have possibly stopped.

So here is a tweet showing them with US President Donald Trump.

And here she is with former US President Bill Clinton.

And just for fun, Elon Musk.

Ever wonder why Elon was pouring so much money into getting to Mars? Kidding, we all know he just wants to be king of the Martian slaves.

So here’s the thing; provided Ghislaine Maxwell doesn’t commit suicide by shooting herself hundreds of times with a dozen different guns while in a maximum-security federal facility, she’s probably going to turn state’s evidence and start naming names, and you’re going to know 80-90% of those names.

See, the way Epstein kept himself safe was by surrounding himself with rich and powerful people, many of whom were his clients. And it worked pretty well, too; when he was in prison the first time he got “work release” to go to his house during the day, he basically only had to sleep at the prison. You try and get that deal in jail.

Epstein had a lot of connections to a lot of people, not all of whom were involved in his child sex trafficking ring. And Maxwell is going to sell the ones who were out to save her skin, you can be sure of that.

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Ricky Gervais Had to Explain Comedy to Kumail Nanjiani and Kenan Thompson

I don’t know how much you can actually learn about comedy from listening to comedians talk to each other, but The Hollywood Reporter is wagering that it’s something by publishing a round-table discussion with Ricky Gervais, Kumail Nanjiani, Ramy Youssef, Kenan Thompson, and Dan Levy.

The lesson I learned is that a lot of outlets really have it in for Gervais, a comic known for pushing the envelope of good taste to the dismay of some real killjoys with headlines like “Kenan Thompson And Kumail Nanjiani Quickly Shut Down Ricky Gervais’ ‘Terrible Advice’ For ‘SNL’ Hopefuls” or “Kumail Nanjiani, Ramy Youssef Push Back on Ricky Gervais’ Bullsh*t.

Let’s look at what Gervais said and what the reply was before I explain to you why Ricky was right.

GERVAIS No, you’ve got to try to get fired, that’s my advice.

NANJIANI Ricky, that’s terrible advice. You can do that if you’re Ricky Gervais, but somebody else gets their first job, they take your advice and try to get fired and guess what?

THOMPSON They get fuckin’ fired.

GERVAIS They’ll thank me later. (Laughter.)

This is in reference to being on Saturday Night Live. Remember that Medium post from the guy who was forced into a mental hospital because he wanted his bosses at Cards Against Humanity to be less racist? Here’s what he said about SNL.

How can a show like SNL, for example, be a satire when they can’t even criticize their boss. Every few episodes they bring their boss, Lorne Michaels, on to do some wooden bit in a North Korean expression of dick-sucking. It’s embarrassing. Lorne sucks, is a republican, and these so-called “cool” and “edgy” comedians like head writer of SNL Michael Che who write these bits for him are embarrassing too. How is it edgy and cool to be a rich “writer” who says nothing of critical relevance to the society? How do you justify what seems to me to be the utter decadence and egotism of standups for instance thinking their carefully memorized thoughts on airplanes and pot somehow make them “cool”. And then they work for Republicans.

That sounds like the kind of show you want to get fired from. Saturday Night Live hasn’t had a funny joke or cast member in a decade. Michael Che and Collin Jost are so bad on Weekend Update that I’d rather have present-day Dennis Miller hosting it than listen to their toothless bullshit and the only people who like it are your clingy aunts who post their “YASSSS KWEEN” clips of the show’s “Orange man bad” jokes.

If I say “fired from SNL,” you’re likely to think of two names: Charles Rocket and Norm Macdonald. Charles Rocket managed to have a decent career as a character actor despite his lack of talent, so getting fired didn’t really hurt him; you probably wouldn’t know his name if he hadn’t said “f**k” on network TV. But SNL was also doing terrible at the time and the only people who didn’t get fired with him were Joe Piscopo and Eddie Murphy.

Then there’s Norm, and this is where Gervais’s advice looks really good. Norm Macdonald is a respected comic who has been very successful. He got fired from SNL for making jokes about O.J. Simpson because an NBC exec was friends with O.J. even though Norm created SNL’s all-time best recurring sketch, Celebrity Jeopardy. That is what Gervais meant, one of the reasons SNL is so terrible is everyone is afraid to take risks. The original cast was a constant thorn in the side of network standards and practices and the show became an institution because of it.

If comedy is done right, it’s generally going to piss a lot of people off. You have to be a next-level genius to be funny doing comedy that doesn’t offend anyone, a Mitch Hedberg, or a Brian Regan. Maybe if a few SNL cast members pushed the envelope once in a while and risked getting fired the show might be funny.

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August Alsina Says Will Smith Was Totally Cool With Him Sleeping With Jada Pinkett Smith

If you’ve been on social media at all, you’ll know that the insult of the moment is “cuck,” a term so overused by certain segments of society that it’s become a joke to the rest of the internet. Cuck is short for cuckold, a man whose wife is sleeping with another man, either behind his back or right in front of him, the implication being that he can’t properly please his partner.

This has lead to some of the worst things on the Internet, like the not-safe-for-work comic Oh Joy Sex Toy doing a really sad and creepy strip about the practice.

There have been rumors for a while that rapper August Alsina was having an affair with Jada Pinkett Smith. He denied last year that his song ‘Nunya’ was about her, but he had a, uh, different story to tell to Complex recently. Now he says that not only was he having an affair with her, but he also claims Will Smith was totally cool with it.

“I actually sat down with Will and had a conversation … He gave me his blessing,” he said. “And I totally gave myself to that relationship for years of my life, and I truly and really, really, deeply loved and have a ton of love for her (Jada). I devoted myself to it. I gave my full self to it. So much so that I can die right now, and be OK knowing that I fully gave myself to somebody … Some people never get that in this lifetime.”

There have been rumors of the Smiths having a troubled marriage for years. They supposedly separated in 2011 and they were getting divorced in 2018 but nothing ever came of it.

Now Alsina says that the couple isn’t even really a couple anymore, they’re just sort of roommates.

Entertainment Tonight Canada got a statement from Smith and Pinkett Smith’s reps who said Alsina’s claims are “absolutely not true.”

It’s a very weird lie to tell, though. Alsina went into detail about how in love he was with Jada and how their break-up devastated him and sounds like he’s genuinely in love with her. That’s not the sort of story you make up for clout.

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Joss Whedon is a Huge Asshole According to ‘Justice League’ Star Ray Fisher

Remember when everyone loved Joss Whedon? Buffy The Vampire Slayer is a beloved television show among basically anyone who was a teenager in the 90s and Firefly is basically the poster child for brilliant TV shows that were cancelled too soon. He also wrote and directed the only good Avengers movie. Then he wrote the worst Avengers movie and it was all downhill from there.

We all found out a while ago that Joss was cheating on his wife with anyone who would say yes while pretending to be a big male feminist ally to cover for the fact that he just wanted to f**k lots of women. His Wonder Woman script leaked and it was worse than Age of Ultron.

And look, if he had done a good job on Justice League then we wouldn’t have had years of listening to DC fanboys insisting Warner release a directors cut by Zack Snyder.

Ray Fisher, who played Victor Stone, A.K.A. Cyborg, in Justice League, is not a fan of Joss Whedon. The whole cast had been vocal about supporting Zack Snyder’s director’s cut, which is coming to HBO Max next year, but Ray Fisher went above and beyond that in a tweet a few days ago.

Fisher posted a clip from Comic-Con 2017 where he said what a great guy Whedon was and how he was the right person to take over Justice League and said “I’d like to take a moment to forcefully retract every bit of this statement.”

At the time, people mostly thought he was just talking about how the movie came out and hyping the Snyder cut.

He was not. He followed that up on Wednesday with a tweet clarifying even was talking about Joss Whedon as a person.

Joss Wheadon’s on-set treatment of the cast and crew of Justice League was gross, abusive, unprofessional, and completely unacceptable.

He was enabled, in many ways, by Geoff Johns and Jon Berg.

Accountability>Entertainment

If you’re not familiar, Geoff Johns is a very popular comic book writer who is most famous for taking Green Lantern from being a book that was barely avoiding cancellation for three decades to DC’s top selling book, even beating Batman for a while. He was brought onboard at Warner to guide the burgeoning DC movie universe before that project was mostly scrapped because DC’s most successful movies like Shazam and Joker were entirely unrelated to it. Jon Berg is a producer on a number of DC films as well as the Will Ferrell/Zoey Deschanel Christmas classic Elf.

Variety reports that Berg denied Fisher’s accusations, saying it’s “categorically untrue that we enabled any unprofessional behavior.” He didn’t really stand up for Joss here, mind you, just says he and Johns didn’t “enable” and of his alleged behavior. What Berg did say was that “I remember [Fisher] being upset that we wanted him to say ‘Booyaa,’ which is a well known saying of Cyborg in the animated series,” referring to Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go, as Cyborg is much more associated with the Teen Titans in the comics than the Justice League.

I don’t know what happened on set here and Fisher didn’t elaborate, but it doesn’t take much to convince me Joss Whedon is an asshole.

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Are All Card Games Racist? Cards Against Humanity Writer was Involuntarily Committed for Objecting to Racism

Have you seen the  “I just want to grill for god’s sake” meme yet?

It’s a weird boomer thing but I kind of relate to it. I wish that card games would stop being racist so I could just enjoy them. I love Magic: the Gathering more than most things because I’m actually a giant dork, so it was kind of disheartening to find out it was made by a pack of racists.

I also love Cards Against Humanity, the super-funny party game where you match a white card with a black card to make the most hilariously offensive phrase you can.

Like Magic, Cards Against Humanity presents itself as being made by “the good guys.” Creator Max Temkin worked for Obama! They make fun of consumerism! They had a black employee committed to a mental institution for objecting to workplace racism! Wait, they had a black employee committed to a mental institution for objecting to workplace racism?

Nicolas Carter, a humorist and former Cards Against Humanity card writer recently made a Medium post detailing how yes, he was put in a mental institution after raising objections to racism.

From what I’ve been able to gather, Andy, Jo, Jack, and Eunji felt that my behavior had changed so dramatically that I must have been facing a mental break. One of the side-effects of having money was my mood improving, who could have known, and the combination of me saying what I really thought and being happy didn’t seem like my normal self to them.

Basically, once he had job security and didn’t have to stress about money, he started telling his white colleagues about his experiences with racism and they thought he was literally crazy enough to have him institutionalized.

Are the people who make Yu-Gi-Oh racist? It’s a terrible game but you know what, at this point, I’ll take what I can get.

I mean, I’m not going to stop playing Magic or Cards Against Humanity because I like the product and literally every corporation is evil. We like to find a few companies to boycott os we can ignore all the evil things every other company does. But come the f**k on, having a guy thrown in the looney bin for saying racism is bad is a new low.

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‘Mythbusters’ Star Adam Savage Being Sued by Sister For Alleged Childhood Sexual Assault

Reports about sexual assault can get really complicated. For example, The New York Post reported that Mythbusters Star Adam Savage is being sued by his sister for childhood sexual assault that allegedly occurred over a three-year period starting when she was seven and he was nine.

“Beginning in or about 1976 and continuing until approximately 1979, Adam Savage, would repeatedly rape Miranda Pacchiana and force oral sex upon her, and forced Miranda to perform oral sex on him, along with other forms of sexual abuse,” says her lawsuit, filed in Westchester Supreme Court.

The suit says Savage, who was between 9 and 12 years old at the time, would prevent Pacchiana from leaving the bed and anally rape her.

He allegedly nicknamed himself the “raping blob” while masking the abuse as a game, according to the complaint.

Okay, so let’s talk about this. For starters, Savage denies the accusations.

“While I hope that my sister gets the help she needs to find peace, this needs to end. For many years, she has relentlessly and falsely attacked me and other members of my family to anyone who will listen,” Savage said. “By spreading numerous untrue stories about us in pursuit of a financial bonanza, she has tortured our entire family and estranged herself from all of us. I will fight this groundless and offensive lawsuit and work to put this to rest once and for all.”

Their mother also says the allegations are untrue, saying her daughter has “severe mental health problems.”

So what does this case mean? Well, first of all, even if the allegations are true, I think you will be hard-pressed to find a jury willing to issue monetary damages to someone based on a person’s behavior 40-some years ago when they were nine.

Second, and more importantly, the sort of behavior Savage’s sister alleges is the kind of behavior you can expect from a victim of child sex abuse. Nine-year-olds don’t just rape people because they’re rapists, they’re nine, they don’t understand the morality or consequences of sex, that’s the whole reason we have age of consent laws.

That said, even if it’s true, a lawsuit against your brother who was a child at the time seems like an odd way to resolve the issue. It does make it seem less plausible, no one in the world is going to read this and think it reflects on the person Adam Savage is as an adult if they believe it, which, again… seems unlikely.

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Katy Perry Says She Felt Like “Jumping” During Split With Orlando Bloom

Break-ups are hard, especially if you’re honestly in love, which is why Taylor Swift seems basically fine about two days after every break-up she’s ever had. Look in her eyes and tell me she’s ever loved anyone. Katy Perry, however, has known with Orlando Bloom, the father-to-be of her child and her fiancé, and it’s honestly kind of sweet, aside from the part where she contemplates suicide when they broke up.

Perry gave an interview on the CBC and Page Six reported on what she said about her split with Bloom in 2017. Not even the success of her album Witness made her feel better, and that made her feel worse.

“I had given so much out, and it literally like broke me in half.”

Finding unspecified ways to feel grateful “probably saved my life,” the “Roar” singer said.

“Because if I did not find that, I would have wallowed in my own sadness and probably just jumped,” she said.

Still, Perry called it a “necessary brokenness” that helped her be “more dimensional than just living my life like a thirsty pop star all the time.”

She also said the reason she writes such happy songs is to give herself hope when she’s feeling bad, which kind of makes sense. Blues musicians have long said that they wing the blues to avoid feeling the blues, and music does have an ability to help us heal emotionally.

Thankfully Perry didn’t hurl herself off a bridge and she got back with Bloom a few months later. Now they’re quarantining together, having a baby that will never know what “outside” is because of the coronavirus and living their best lives.

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Sacha Baron Cohen Crashed a Right Wing Militia Event

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Dude Suing Twitch Because He Jacked his Dong Into a Lifeless Husk, Blames Twitch Thots

I find the idea of masturbating to a Twitch streamer very embarrassing. Actual porn is right there and none of those titty streamers are hotter playing Grand Theft Auto than basically any naked person.

Far from being embarrassed, Erik Estavillo has admitted in court that he was so enthralled by the sirens on Twitch that he has absolutely ruined his dick jerking off to them.

Gaming website Dexerto reports that the plaintiff claims to be a sex addict and that Twitch was preying on him. They also reported he was subscribed to over 700 female streams and 0 males.

“Twitch has extremely exacerbated his condition by displaying many sexually suggestive women streamers through Twitch’s twisted programming net code,” the complaint states, “making it nearly impossible for the plaintiff to use Twitch without being exposed to such sexual content.”

The reason he’s having such a problem is he can’t sort streamers by gender, causing him to be bombarded by sexy streaming starlets. But you’d think that in his time on the site that he’d have stumbled across a single male streamer he could watch playing a game to give his bruised and battered meat a rest.

Our friend is no stranger to suing tech companies, and Engaget reported on some of his lawsuits against Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo and Activision Blizzard for various perceived slights in 2009.

I kind of like those lawsuits, though, the way you can be banned from online services and lose access to the content you’ve purchased. We’ve given up a lot of our rights as consumers to have the convenience of digital sales.

Still, our friend said his lawsuit against World of Warcraft was his last lawsuit and now he’s suing Twitch over his gnarled cock.

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Jussie Smollett Almost Caught a Break as His ‘Attackers’ Waffle on Testifying Against Him

Jussie Smollett just can’t catch a break. First, he was “attacked” by two large black men he was possibly in a sexual relationship with who were wearing white face and called him racial and homophobic slurs while telling him he was in Trump country and then literally everyone in the United States except for his sister who starred in a movie that flopped called him a liar. I mean, can you imagine not believing the story I just laid it? It’s so plausible.

Jussie almost got a big break today as his “attackers” announced they wouldn’t be testifying against him because the police haven’t returned some of their property that was taken in the investigation according to Page Six.

“It’s been over a year and they need to give us our stuff back,” said Abel Osundairo told the station.

“I would understand if we were defendants in the case, which we are not,” he added.

During the Valentine’s Day sweep, cops swiped among other possessions a safe containing a 9mm gun and ammunition that belongs to Abel, a legal gun owner, the station reported.

But Smollett’s luck was not meant to be. Just a few hours later, Page Six reported again that their gun had been found and would be returned to them, and the brothers are once again set to testify.

“Due to the intervention of Special Prosecutor Dan Webb and his team, earlier today we were informed that a properly registered 9mm handgun that was missing from a locked safe seized by the Chicago Police Department on February 14, 2019, has been located,” Schmidt Rodriguez’s statement reads.

“The missing gun was a reason for Abel and Ola’s decision to cease voluntary cooperation, in addition to the unnecessary complication brought to this situation by CPD’s Corporate Counsel in treating them like suspects. Abel and Ola will recommence their cooperation in the Smollett case now that the handgun has been produced by the Special Prosecutor’s office.”

Funny how that worked out. That gun was missing for an entire year and they found it in a few hours when there was a chance of a rich black guy not going to jail.

Of course, if Jussie would just admit what every single person in the world already knows and pay a fine then the whole thing would be over. Lori Loughlin took the plea deal, Jussie, just take the deal and move on with your life.

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Elijah Daniel Describes How Bryan Singer Tried to Perv on Him

Comedian and rapper Elijah Daniel is not happy that Bryan Singer is still a free man, and he made that abundantly clear on Twitter.

He goes over the allegations against Singer, which are not exactly new, before revealing that Singer tried to pick him up through what Daniel describes as “recruiters,” who he says were targeting influencers instead of actors.

Beginning in 2017 Bryan & friends switched focus. Instead of aspiring actors, influencers.

They have dipped into the influencer pool, promising movie roles, etc. as they did before.

Moving to Instagram, Raya, TikTok, SeekingArrangement, etc. to get influencers. They fly these boys on jets (as he did before), as well as to movie sets and promise roles!

I was first approached by one of Bryan’s friends & alleged recruiter who said he was 22, in around 2015-2016, we talked for a bit,,,, and then he asked if I wanted to go to Hawaii with his friend Bryan. Instant no. I searched and found him, he was 32.

Another reached out to me shortly after on a dating app. Continued to ask me to come to his yacht for a party. I googled his name, known friend of Bryan.

His alleged recruiters was extremely persistent to get me to meet Bryan all the time, obviously no. The “bring your friends” constantly also a weird red flag.

A few weeks later, in West Hollywood, Bryan himself was there with a gaggle of creeps, he asked if I wanted to see take his jet 🥰😍 to see the X-Men movie set in TEXAS!, he said a lot a influencers were going. No.
All this is alleged, but Bryan Singer is a very high profile and dangerous man who a lot of people are terrified to speak out against, he has been continued to be given a platform and he is fucking awful. i just want y’all to be aware he is changing his tactics. stop supporting.

Now, Daniel was born in 1994 so on his own timeframe here he was in his 20s.  No one cares if Bryan Singer and his friends are hitting on guys in their 20s, but there are plenty of allegations of he and people on his circle being inappropriate in this way with minors, too, which is bad.

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Some Very Admirable People Want to Rename Columbus, Ohio after Guy Fieri

I really don’t want to like Guy Fieri. It’s easy enough not to like him when you watch his TV shows, I mean for god’s sake the man calls aioli “donkey sauce.” If you’re going to act the way he acts on his shows, you could at least have the decency to be a shifty person so we can all hate you and move on.

Guy Fieri, though, is a good person. A really good person. He’s given millions of dollars of his own money to support restaurant workers affected by the coronavirus, stood up for gay rights and even did what he could to help the victims and responders of the 2018 California wildfires. It’s just a shame he’s such a douche.

Still, douche or not he’s still a better person that Christopher Columbus.

And that’s why one man, Tyler Woodbridge, has started a petition to rename Columbus, Ohio to Flavortown, Ohio in honor of Fieri.

Beloved Buckeyes one and all,

Columbus is an amazing city, but one whose name is tarnished by the very name itself. Its namesake, Christopher Columbus, is in The Bad Place because of all his raping, slave trading, and genocide. That’s not exactly a proud legacy.

Why not rename the city Flavortown? The new name is twofold. For one, it honors Central Ohio’s proud heritage as a culinary crossroads and one of the nation’s largest test markets for the food industry. Secondly, cheflebrity Guy Fieri was born in Columbus, so naming the city in honor of him (he’s such a good dude, really) would be superior to its current nomenclature.

I’m not up to date on my Columbus town charter, so whether it takes a council vote or a petition or a town referendum – let’s get the ball rolling for a more flavorful tomorrow.

Woodbridge is, let’s call it what it is, a Real American Hero. And hell, if Flavortown is too weird a name, Woodbridge, Ohio has a nice ring to it.

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Ron Jeremy Charged With Rape, Sexual Assault

Say it ain’t so, Ron.

Ron Jeremy has been a popular porn star for decades because of his huge manhood, his ability, in his youth, to get said manhood into his own mouth and for proving a fat, schlubby guy who doesn’t manscape can be a sex symbol.

Ron has been dogged by rape accusations for years, and those accusations have finally caught up with him as Deadline reports LA’s District Attorney has charged Ron with three counts of rape and one of sexual assault.

In May 2014, Jeremy is accused of forcibly raping a 25-year-old woman at a home in West Hollywood.

Jeremy allegedly sexually assaulted two women, ages 33 and 46, on separate occasions at a West Hollywood bar in 2017. The complaint filed by the D.A. alleges that Jeremy had an “accomplice” on one occasion and, on the other, used an “intoxicating…anesthetic” substance on another victim. If convicted of either assault, Jeremy could be required to register as a sex offender.

He also is accused of forcibly raping a 30-year-old woman at the same bar in July 2019.

They’re asking for $6.6 million bail, which is a lot. Ron has consistently denied these allegations over the years, having said in 2017 “These allegations are pure lies or buyers remorse. I have never and would never rape anyone. All serious allegations have been investigated by police and dismissed by judges, as have most of the accusations of ‘groping.’ I have never been charged nor spent one day in court for any of this.”

Well, that’s not true anymore, is it?

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Winona Ryder Says Mel Gibson Was Anti-Semitic When He Was Sober, Too

If I were to tell you that Mel Gibson has said something antisemitic, I imagine your response would be along the lines of “No shit, everyone knows that. They even did a South Park about it.” I think Mel Gibson has mostly coasted on the fact that his racist outbursts came when he was drunk, but Winona Ryder gave The Sunday Times an indication of what he was like sober and the answer is “still racist.”

“We were at a crowded party with one of my good friends. And Mel Gibson was smoking a cigar, and we’re all talking and he said to my friend, who’s gay, ‘Oh wait, am I gonna get AIDS?’ And then something came up about Jews, and he said, ‘You’re not an oven dodger, are you?’”

He sounds charming, doesn’t he?

So, is Mel Gibson next for a cancellation? I mean, he is the top trending topic on Twitter because of this.

It seems unlikely.

These aren’t exactly new allegations against Gibson. Everyone knows that he’s a crazy, racist, homophobic piece of shit already.

The main thing we’re learning about cancel culture is that you can really only cancel people who have no actual power. If you’re a nobody who makes a joke people wrongly assume is racist, you can end up with your life derailed for years. But if you’re Louis CK, you can still pack clubs and stadiums. If you’re Mel Gibson, you can still make movies.

Most people don’t really care if celebrities are bad people. We kind of assume even the good ones are bad people. You like music? The people who make it have all been up to some shady shit. I haven’t kept up on all the allegations against Chris D’Elia, but even in the worst-case scenario he didn’t do anything David Bowie didn’t.

So sure, Mel Gibson is a shitty person, but do you really want to never watch Lethal Weapon again to change some shit you can’t change anyway?

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Microsoft Spent Millions Signing Talent to Mixer and Shut it Down Less Than a Year Later

It’s something that defies logic, but in a way, giant tech monopolies seem to benefit consumers at times. It obviously doesn’t overall, especially in the long term. The reason it appears to, though, is that competitors to industry leaders will often try to compete with ill-conceived exclusivity contracts.

Think about how your favorite network shows keep leaving Netflix. Friends, The Office, 30 Rock… all gone. Why? Other streaming services wanted to use them to bolster their own libraries so offered large amounts of money for the exclusive rights to them, or simply let the rights they own revert from Netflix the way Disney did with all of their shows. It’s annoying and now you have to get a dozen streaming services to watch the shows that all used to be on Netflix. Or you have to download a dozen launchers because a few big games got big checks to be on platforms other than Steam. Or you’re buying three video game consoles every generation to get some exclusive games.

Signing big exclusive contracts doesn’t always work the way you want it to, though. Friends didn’t lead to HBO Max having an explosive first week, it’s still not even available on the two biggest streaming devices. And it really didn’t work out for Mixer, Microsoft’s live-streaming platform, which the company just announced was being shut down.

Less than a year ago Microsoft paid Twitch star Ninja a reported $20-30 million to exclusively stream on Mixer, and they signed a number of other high-profile e-sports streamers to the platform. Before leaving for Mixer, Ninja had about 14 million subscribers on Twitch, and only about a million followed him to his new platform.

Just like people found other shows to watch on Netflix after they lost Friends and people found other streamers to watch on Twitch after Ninja left. Now he and the other streamers that got big Microsoft paydays will be free to go elsewhere or just sit around and enjoy their millions.

The whole ordeal kind of reminds me of the WCW vs the WWF Monday night wars in the 90s, with Mixer being the WCW. Microsoft just threw money at big stars from other platforms and assumed that it would bring in viewers and money. It didn’t work for Ted Turner and it didn’t work for Microsoft.

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Justin Bieber Accused of Sexual Assault

I have good news and bad news for Justin Bieber fans. The good news is that mustache may no longer the worst thing he’s ever done. The bad news is that it’s because he’s been accused of sexual assault by two women.

Vulture reported the claims of the two women who both appear to have been adults at the time so Bieber is at least coming out ahead of Chris D’Elia and Jeff Ross in this news cycle.

“Justin had made me agree to not say anything to anyone, or I can get in serious legal trouble,” Danielle, who was 21 at the time, explained. “He then asked me to join him in bed. That’s when I asked myself, How in the world is this normal?” Danielle claims that Bieber sexually assaulted her after they consensually made out, even though she objected to “going too far” with him. “My body felt unconscious,” she said. “I don’t want to go into detail about what happened next.”

Bieber denies the claims in a statement from his representatives saying he wasn’t in the location she claims the assault occurred on the night in question.

Allison Kaye, a representative for Bieber, refuted the claims in a comment to PopCrave. She said that Bieber was staying in an Airbnb as opposed to the Four Seasons on the night in question, and stayed at a different Austin hotel the following evening. “I’m sorry it took so long to respond,” Kaye added, “but we wanted to be respectful and address it with real info.”

The second accusation, I’m going to say right up front, has more issues of credibility.

A woman named Kadi claims that Bieber’s bodyguard invited her up to his hotel room after a New York City meet-and-greet in May 2015, where several people, including Disney Channel star Kyle Massey, were present. Kadi made out with Bieber on a couch, but things took a turn when he locked them in a bathroom and began caressing her body. “I asked him to stop,” she claims, “and continued to say that I cannot have sex with anyone prior to marriage.” Bieber allegedly sexually assaulted her on his bed, but Kadi was able to push and kick him “between his legs and run out to the living room.” She says that she had to seek mental treatment and attend rehab after the assault.

Now, there’s no such thing as a perfect victim but tweets made by Kadi made me second guess her account, like one from a few months beforehand when she alleges the incident occurred saying she could lie about having had sex with Justin Bieber and people would believe her and one a month after the alleged assault where she says “I swear if we do it meet I’ll find you and fuck you @justinbieber.” That kind of freaks me out, honestly.

I want to believe these women. I mean, just look at Justin Bieber and tell me you think there’s no way he’s a rapist, I dare you. You can’t do it. The mustache alone.

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D.L. Hughley Has COVID-19, Passed Out at Club

The coronavirus pandemic has not passed. You need to be acting like you can still get it and importantly, as in New Zealand, act like you have it and can spread it, because you very well might have it without even realizing it.

D.L. Hughley learned this lesson this weekend doing a standup show at Zanies when he just passed out on stage.

D.L. is not an unhealthy guy; tell me that doesn’t scare you a little. The man was just telling a joke and boom, he’s out and three people have to carry him off-stage to get him immediate medical attention.

He made an Instagram post explaining what happened, and what happened is the coronavirus.

Now, he says he’s asymptomatic with corona, his only symptom was passing out in the middle of his set. He even said “In addition to all the other stuff you have to look out for, if your ass passes out in the middle of a show, on stage, you probably need to get tested.”

But he had no indication that he had COVID-19 and while he didn’t have symptoms, other people may not be as lucky and he could still be passing the virus to them.

Also, he just passed out with no other symptoms. That doesn’t freak you out a little more than wearing a god damn mask?

So here’s what you need to do. Wear a mask and stay six feet away from everyone. Assume that both of you have Schrodinger’s coronavirus and could both get it or give it to someone else. And if you think you have it, get tested. If you do have it, stay in quarantine. Whatever you do, don’t pass out on stage at Zanies while not wearing a mask, too doesn’t look fun.

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Danny Masterson Reportedly Will Refuse Any Plea Deal in Rape Trial

Danny Masterson was arrested for rape and he faces life in prison because he allegedly used a firearm in one of the rapes. But Masterson is not only not taking any plea deal he may be offered, Us Weekly reports he apparently doesn’t think that the charges will even make it to trial.

Despite facing a maximum sentence of 45 years to life in state prison, if convicted for rape by force or fear of three women, the insider says, “Danny will not be accepting a plea deal, despite pressure he will get to take it. Period.”

The source adds: “It’s not a given that there will be a criminal trial. There are very strong grounds for the charges to be dismissed.”

If I didn’t know better, I would say that those sounds like the words of a cartoonish supervillain who has the backing of a shadowy, powerful organization that is definitely not a cult with the ability to move the levers of power behind the scenes to protect members from the consequences of their actions. But I do know better, that is absolutely not what is going on here.

Remember that scene in Lethal Weapon 2 where the bad guy says he has diplomatic immunity and Murtaugh says “It’s just been revoked” after shooting him? I don’t know why I thought of that. Anyway, here’s an unrelated tweet from Leah Remini who is probably just on her period or something.

If you’re wondering what the people who know Masterson the best think about this, That 70’s Show creator Mark Brazill liked multiple twitter posts about Masterson being a piece of shit, though he later unliked them, presumably when he realized people could see what you liked.

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Elon Musk Denies Threesome Rumors, Oddly Silent on Virgin Rumors

Yesterday we ran a story about Elon Musk having a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne in Johnny Depp’s bed. Even though it was the sworn testimony of a witness in Depp’s lawsuit against Heard, I had trouble believing it. Today Musk denied it and I have to admit, Elon Musk not having sex is far more believable.

Musk made a statement about the alleged affair to Page Six.

But the Tesla billionaire exclusively told Page Six of the threesome allegations with the model and actress, “Cara and I are friends, but we’ve never been intimate. She would confirm this.

“Also, I wish to confirm again that Amber and I only started going out about a month after her divorce filing. I don’t think I was ever even in the vicinity of Amber during their marriage!”

Again, the one time I can believe Elon Musk is when he says he wasn’t having sex.

Musk continued to Page Six, referring to Depp’s dogged legal pursuit of Heard following their 2017 divorce, “Regarding this lawsuit, I would recommend that everyone involved bury the hatchet and move on.

“Life is too short for such extended negativity. Nobody is going to say, after it’s all over, that they wished the court battle had lasted longer!”

So your ex-wife said you were abusive and almost successfully ruined your career and reputation when there’s evidence to suggest she was actually the abusive one. Live and let live!

I think if Depp is vindicated by his lawsuit then whatever amount of time it takes will be worth it for him. But I can see not wanting a bunch of details to come out if you were accused of having femdom three ways with a dude’s wife for basically his entire marriage.

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Mama June Claims She Had a $2,500 a Day Meth Habit

Did you know that right now your doctor could write you a prescription for meth as a weight-loss drug? People have been using various types of amphetamines to lose weight for over 100 years.

June Shannon, also known as Mama June from Toddlers and Tiaras and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, has lost 300 pounds after having gastric sleeve surgery, but it turns out her secret to keeping the weight off was doing a truly massive amount of meth.

Page Six reports that she claims to have been doing $2,500 of meth a day, something I’m not sure is humanly possible. I looked into this, and according to addictioncenter.com, a dose of meth costs about $5. If a human being were to take 500 doses of meth in a day they would die and they would have died way before they got through all their meth.

During a recent episode of “Mama June: Family Crisis,” the 40-year-old reality star admitted during her reunion with daughter Lauryn “Pumpkin” Shannon that she was doing $2,500 worth of the drug per day with boyfriend Eugene Edward “Geno” Doak.

“Because you know, at that point, we was doing quite a bit,” she said. “I mean it was a couple ounces a day. Our habit was $2,500 a day if not more.”

A single dose of crystal meth is 1/4 of a gram, and there are 28 grams in an ounce, which means she would have been taking 100 doses a day and I’m entirely sure that would kill you.

I have to assume that June walking around with an unexploded heart means that’s she’s either a bit of a fabulist or she’s just really bad with math.

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Chris D’Elia Denies Being Pedophile, Says He’s Just a Normal Sleazeball

Your opinion of this story is going to hinge a lot on your opinion whether or not you think it’s wrong for famous people to get laid because they’re famous. It’s been a big theme on social media this week with the comic book world losing their minds that respect writer Warren Ellis (author of the incredible Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.) has sex with women in their 20s. Shock and horror.

Chris D’Elia, the stand-up comic, and star of Undateable, has been accused by some anonymous Twitter accounts of soliciting underage girls for sex. Let’s take a look at one of the only tweets that have any sort of proof the person has ever met D’Elia.

If you read the texts, you’ll see when D’Elia makes a pass at this girl, she tells him she’s 17 and he’s like “too young, bye,” and then tries again nearly a year later.

She claims she was still 17 when he sent contacted her in February 2011, and that she turned 18 in August of that year.

But if she was 17 in April 2010, which is what she said, then she couldn’t have possibly turned 18 any later than April 2011. And regardless, D’Elia would reasonably assume someone was a year older than they said they were a year later, anyone would.

Is it wrong to hit on an 18-year-old? No, of course not, what’s wrong with you. You might think it’s sleazy, but you’re allowed to be sleazy.

Other women are making other accusations that D’Elia hit on them when they were 17, but none of them provide any proof he knew they were underage and that is important here since the only time we see someone tell him they’re 17 he nopes out and texts them back in a year.

D’Elia told TMZ that he never knowingly pursued anyone underage and the fact is there is evidence to support that and none to dispute it right now.

I don’t think anyone is actually sorry about a lifestyle of having sex with attractive 18-year-olds, if it wasn’t enjoyable then Leonardo DiCaprio wouldn’t do it.

I know that the woke feminist opinion on this is that women have the brains of children until they’re in their 40s and so anyone who is even slightly older than a woman he has sex with is taking advantage of her in some way, but I don’t buy it. When you reach the age of majority, you’re an adult and if you sleep with a sleazy older guy, well, that’s you making poor life choices. The age of consent exists because it’s the age we consider the vast majority of people to be informed and mature enough to meaningfully consent. Being all “okay, but are adult women really adults?” isn’t going to convince people the way you think it is. Getting mad about men having sex with younger women is supposed to be the domain of your nosy aunt.

Now, I’m not saying D’Elia didn’t do anything wrong, but I am saying that there’s way more evidence that Joe Biden raped Tara Reade than there is D’Elia pursued anyone he knew was underaged and yet the mainstream media treats that like some kind of unhinged conspiracy now. Obviously, D’Elia’s play here is to come out in favor of poor people not having healthcare.

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Danny Masterson Arrested for Rape

A little over two years ago, a former celebrity who is a member of a famously litigious church contacted our website through his lawyers and demanded we retract a piece stating that Scientology watchdog Tony Ortega had reported that the LA District Attorney was looking to charge Danny Masterson in the rape of three women under a statute that could see him facing life in prison.

We were assured by Masterson’s lawyers that Ortega’s reporting was libelous and Mr. Ortega just had some sort of ax to grind against the Church of Scientology. So I was surprised to read today that Danny Masterson was arrested for rape under a statute that could see him facing life in prison. I highly doubt that a religious body as respected as the Church of Scientology would use the legal system to silence critics regardless of the truth. Does that sound like the Scientology you know? Because it doesn’t to me.

I’m interested in knowing what’s going to happen to That 70’s Show, the only thing Masterson was ever in that was good. I doubt it’s going anywhere on streaming services because you can still watch The Cosby Show and we’re removing shows for racism now and not sexual misconduct.

But there is hope because Masterson’s character on That 70’s Show is revealed to be mixed race in later seasons. Is that enough to be racist and get pulled? I think that maybe if we all agree it counts as blackface, we might have a chance. Netflix pulled an episode of With Bob and David where a David Cross character wears blackface as part of illustrating what a detestable moron he and people like him are, so I think “Danny Masterson pretends to be black for like, 3 years because he has curly hair,” is definitely a better reason to pull something.

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Kristen Stewart to play Princess Diana!

Whoever is in charge of casting for this new movie called SPENCER has some explaining to do because what the heck is this news? Apparently the upcoming film is about Diana’s life during the time she decided to leave Prince Charles and covers a three day period during one of the last Christmas holiday’s spent at The House of Windsor in England.

Let me just say I don’t hate Kristen Stewart and I guess she does kinda look like Lady Di, but I actually saw Twilight, Kristen in her breakthrough role and that shit was cringe. Everything I’ve accidentally seen her in since has been pretty cringe too, but I may just be biased! I know I’ll be watching this regardless of her acting but wishing it was starring Kristen’s ex Stella Maxwell instead. Will you be watching Kristen as Diana?

Here are some photos from Kristen’s recent movie Underwater where she is in some futuristic lingerie!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Isn’t Coming in Your Gym if People Aren’t Wearing Masks

The only thing in the news recently has been the demonstrations for racial justice, so it may have slipped your mind that there’s still a virulent and deadly disease ravaging the country. We’ve all sort of gotten used to it and lowered our guard, but it’s still out there.

Arnold Schwarzenegger hasn’t forgotten about it, though, as TMZ reports that he rolled up to the gym to work out, saw it was full of people not wearing masks and refused to step foot inside the building.

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