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Brennah Black’s Tiny Lingerie is Bringing the Sun to a Dark Winter

The weather right now is grim. Australia is just entirely on fire, but in America it’s just grey. Grey and snow and rain.

We need something to remind us what joy is like, and luckily for us, Brennah Black in tiny, barely-there lingerie fits the bill.

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but do aliens believe in me…

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I am so glad Instagram exists.

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not your typical prototype 💥 @dollswimwear @91pixels

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Put a ribbon on my box 🎁 @yandy

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What’s in the box!? Let’s unwrap it and find out.

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Real-Life ‘Get Out’ Character Bradley Whitford Lectures Stephen King on Diversity

Stephen King got a lot of unasked-for lectures recently when he tweeted about diversity not being an important criteria for him when considering his Oscar nominations.

It’s a sensible stance that I broadly agree with. A good movie is a good movie and a bad movie is a bad movie; a bad movie starring a woman isn’t any better than  bad movie starring a man.

Bradley Whitford took issue with King’s comments, telling TMZ King is “expressing his ignorance” before struggling to think of anyone who he felt had been snubbed aside from Greta Gerwig, who the TMZ interviewer had just mentioned, settling on Adam Sandler who, to be fair, is Jewish.

It reminded me of a story about how when Whitford was filming Get Out, he didn’t realize the line “By the way, I would have voted for Obama for a third term if I could,” was a creepy thing to say and suggests he may have even said it to Jordan Peele himself.

Jordan Peele sort of had the perfect casting in a movie where white people are body snatching blacks people because it’s fashionable in their upper-class white liberal circles to do so, didn’t he?

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Odell Beckham Jr. Wanted by Police for Slapping Security Guard on the Ass

Odell Beckham Jr.’s season was trash because Baker Mayfield can’t pass the ball and now it’s gotten worse. Beckham is wanted for slapping a Superdome security guard on the ass after LSU’s win over Clemson in the college football championship game on Monday.

Beckham, an LSU alum, looks like he was really, really happy. No wonder since LSU last won the title in 2007. He was also seen celebrating with Karl Malone on the field, trying to move Malone out of the post.

New Orleans police issued a warrant for Beckham’s arrest. The charge? Simple battery which Louisiana defines as battery committed without the consent of the victim. Now, why didn’t Beckham ask for consent to slap that guard’s ass?

That brings up another question. When players slap each other’s ass on the field, is that battery? I would love to hear one of these guys ask his teammate, “May I slap your bottom to celebrate that great play you made?”

It would make football a very polite sport. They will still have CTE though, so next, they should ask for permission to tackle. Not a hard tackle either, just cradle the opposing player and lay him gently down on the field.

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2020’s All About Bikinis for Hailey Clauson

Hailey Clauson is stunning in this green bikini.

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Hello 2020✨💚✌🏼

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She captioned her Instagram “Hello 2020✨💚✌🏼”. No more needs to be said.

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Lace Artists Are Trying to Sue the Panties Off of Kylie and Kendall Jenner

Did you know you can copyright lace? I sure didn’t. I didn’t even know there were different patterns of lace. I mean, I guess it makes sense if you stop and think about it, but I have never in my entire life stopped and thought about lace. Not once. The only time I’ve ever seen lace is on women’s lingerie and when I’m seeing a woman in her lingerie my goal is get it off as quickly as possible. With her permission, of course, but I will rip it off with my teeth if I don’t understand how the clasps work.

It turns out that Kylie and Kendall Jenner also didn’t know lace patterns could be copyrighted and that’s why they’re being sued by lace artists.

TMZ reports that Klauber Bros., Inc. is suing the duo over the use of their copyrighted lace artwork in their clothing.

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Kaia Gerber is Focusing on Modeling Now That She’s Escaped Pete Davidson’s Clutches

Kaia Gerber finally broke up with Pete Davidson after what seems like forever but was probably only about a month. Now the newly single 18-year-old is focusing on her modeling.

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excessive charging

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mornings on film by @tommy.dorfman

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Wow, it’s working pretty well.

You know, I’m never one to judge age gaps in romances, as far as I’m concerned, as long as you’re both adults then have at it. But when I found out Gerber was 18 I thought it was a little strange she was dating Davidson, who I was entirely sure was like 50 but is actually 26.

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touche éclat @yslbeauty

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According to Page Six, the reason the couple broke up is that Davidson is a nester and that didn’t work for Gerber who isn’t even old enough to drink yet.

A source told us, “It got very overwhelming for Kaia. Pete has a certain M.O. and he’s very intense to his girlfriends. Kaia is only 18 and it’s a lot to deal with.”

Honestly, I can relate. If I was an unattractive as Davidson, and I am, I would absolutely lock down the gorgeous model I was dating.

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😈 @livincool

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one year later, still an accurate depiction

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Cardi B is Totally Running for Office and Bernie Sanders is Supporting Her

Anyone who pays any attention at all to rap knows you do not want to get on the bad side of Cardi B. She is bringing that shoe-throwing energy to politics. Cardi has recently made a series of tweets about how she’s considering running for Congress.

This is why most people get into politics. And she’s serious.

Actress Mindy Robinson decided to correct Cardi’s grammar (kind of, she’s not exactly George W Bush smart if you catch my drift) and Cardi gave a demonstration of the energy she’ll bring to politics.

I so want to congresswoman who tells her political enemies “Don’t make me dog walk you.”

If you’re thinking that some rapper who speaks in a vernacular dialect can’t be a congressperson, well, I’d like to remind you that even the smart congresspeople are mostly idiots and Donald Trump is President. Sonny Bono was also a congressman and Cardi  B is at least as smart as Sonny Bono.

Cardi also has a secret weapon in her corner: Bernie Sanders. Yes, everyone’s favorite socialist curmudgeon and future president Bernie Sanders has got Cardi’s back. She endorsed him and Bernie doesn’t forget a friend, unlike some Democratic candidates for president who turned out to be a snake in the grass.

Sanders gave a statement to TMZ, telling them that “Cardi B is deeply concerned about what’s happening in the country. She knows what it’s like to live in poverty and struggle, and it would be great for her to bring that experience to politics.”

If I were Elizabeth Warren, and I wanted my weave to remain unpulled I would steer far clear of Cardi; after the way she acted the past few days, she probably isn’t on Cardi’s good side anymore.

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Model Karina Irby Made This Incredible Transformation in Just Five Hours

The human body is a strange and disgusting thing. This was highlighted by model Karina Irby in a recent Instagram post where she highlighted how different she looked in two pictures take just five hours apart.

Now I feel like a lot of this could be accomplished by just sucking in and letting out your stomach and the way she arches her back, but that is a pretty big difference no matter how she pulled it off.

She points this out a lot.

Still, she looks good, no denying that.

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Model Karina Irby Made This Incredible Transformation in Just Five Hours

The human body is a strange and disgusting thing. This was highlighted by model Karina Irby in a recent Instagram post where she highlighted how different she looked in two pictures take just five hours apart.

Now I feel like a lot of this could be accomplished by just sucking in and letting out your stomach and the way she arches her back, but that is a pretty big difference no matter how she pulled it off.

She points this out a lot.

Still, she looks good, no denying that.

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You Won’t Be Able to Cash Bhad Bhabie on Instagram Anymore

Danielle Bregoli, A.K.A. Bhad Bhabie, A.K.A. The Cash Me Ousside Girl is tired of people making fun of her “boring white girl trying to make people think she’s a person of color” act and so she’s taking a break from Instagram. Which means that if you want to see a white lady pretending to be a minority now you’ll have to follow Elizabeth Warren.

Here’s what the teen rapper said in her now-deleted Instagram post, via People.

Due to my mental health I will be taking a small break from this app. I hate to say it but y’all won! Congrats mission complete. Y’all made the lil 16 year old completely loose [sic] it! Social media has not only made me who I am but also is every reason I can’t sleep at night. Imagine being called a racist white c— very second of they [sic] day… I show off a tattoo they say I’m tryna b black… I defend myself then boom I’m labeled a racist.

She’s totally “tryna b” black. At least some kind of offensive stereotype of a black person a stand-up comic in 1982 doing act-outs might come up with.

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I see u whores 👀 y’all ready too see this tatt?

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Tell me to my face this little white girl isn’t biting Cardi B’s style.

Everything I do will b considered wrong… image [sic] being me for a second — you just get a cute new wig and wanna show it off then the minute you post your mood is instantly killed bc your comment section if [sic] flooded with ‘this s— wants to be black so bad’ while wearing a straight blonde wig… this s— is really draining.

I don’t really care if she wants to keep Dolezaling, I don’t think anyone does. Just cop to it. You sound like an extra on a TV show about a middle-aged white lady who opens a community center for troubled urban youths, stop acting surprised when people say you’re trying to trick people into thinking you’re black.

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Tekashi69 Wants Out of Prison So He Doesn’t Get Shanked in the Shower

Tekashi69 turned down witness protection after he sang like a canary and snitched on his entire gang after getting pinched, and he clearly had not thought that through. After like, a day or so in prison, he’s petitioning the court for house arrested because, according to TMZ, the prison he’s in now is just lousy with Nine Trey Gangster Bloods. I’m kind of imagining it like the section of Watchmen where Rorschach is in prison, but the other prisoners are definitely not locked in there with SixNine.

Since all that pre-trial time counts as time served, he’s only got a few months left in prison, really.

If you ask me, he should have considered this before he dropped a dime on all of his friends. And before he turned down witness protection because he wanted to stay famous. And before he got those dumbass face tattoos.

That’s really the worst one. Kids, if you’re going to piss off a violent street gang, don’t get tattoos on your face that make it so everyone in the world can identify you no matter what you do to change your look.

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Gigi Hadid Has Judy Duty… On the Harvey Weinstein Case

If you are accused of committing a crime in the United States, you’re entitled to a trial in front of a jury of your peers. In practice this means people who live in the jurisdiction where your trial takes place, and any adult over the age of 18 can be called, which means if you live somewhere with a bunch of celebrities, one of them might be on your jury.

Like Gigi Hadid. The sexy supermodel recently got jury duty and actually went.

Imagine her surprise when she showed up and found out that the case she was potentially on the jury for was that of movie producer Harvey Weinstein.

Reuters reported that Hadid told the court she had met Weinstein and potential witness Salma Hayek, but she believed she could remain impartial.

“I think I’m still able to keep an open mind on the facts,” said Hadid, who as a Manhattan resident received a standard jury summons.

Of the 120 potential jurors who appeared on Monday, dozens were excused after saying they could not be impartial, without providing a reason. Just 35 were asked to return to court on Thursday for the second phase of jury selection, in which they will be asked more detailed questions about their backgrounds.

Me, I never have to show up for jury duty. I just answer the questionnaire honestly and it turns out, if you believe all police officers are inherently untrustworthy witnesses and the war on drugs is a human rights violation, you don’t get out on juries.

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‘To Catch a Predator’ Host Stone Phillips Wants to Catch YouTuber Onision

Gregory Jackson, or Onision, has been YouTube-famous for a long time. He is sort of like Logan Paul if Logan Paul was less talented, less physically attractive, less self-aware and everyone thought he was a sexual predator. I mean, everyone probably thinks Logan Paul is a sexual predator but no one has made any actual allegations so far.

If you’ve never heard of Onision, he’s one of those vloggers who makes videos with no production values and no theme, just sort of talking about their own life like they’re Truman fucking Capote and anyone would seriously care. He’s mostly famous for being on Tosh.0 once ten years ago.

I would have rather just been rickrolled. So that’s the sort of thing he does. He also ran a forum focused on “body positivity” which mainly consisted of girls sending him nearly naked pictures of themselves which he would critique. What could go wrong?

So that went wrong.

Onision is what you would call a “drama YouTuber” in that the main reason he’s remained popular is he gets in a bunch of dumb internet fights with other idiot YouTubers. And currently the drama around him is a bunch of women he previously dated accused him of being inappropriately sexual with them when they were underage, allegations that go back to his 2010 relationship with Shiloh, a Canadian popstar.

He’s taking it well, mostly asking for $10k from media outlets for an interview ($350k for Stone Phillips) and posting videos of him screaming and acting like a doofus that look like someone trying to fake being mentally ill.

Literally every video he’s uploaded in the past month or so has a preview image of him crying and holding his face with a title like “I’m really leaving this time” but then there’s 15 videos after it. It’s pretty pathetic.

The thing that struck me the most about Onision looking into this is what an absolute dork he is. One of the allegations floating around is how he flipped out on one of his girlfriends for smoking weed and wanted her to chain herself to a wall in the basement for a week and not see her family for a year as punishment. For smoking pot. Then when she chose to break up with him he made a bunch of passive-aggressive social media posts about how people who smoke pot should die.

He’s like of those annoying straightedge vegans only he keeps getting accused of having sex with minors.

Yeah, PewDiePie doesn’t seem so bad now that you about this guy, does he?

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Joe Rogan Details His Diarrhea Diet

On Saturday, Joe Rogan posted an update on his new carnivore diet, a diet that consists of nothing but meat. It’s only been a couple of weeks, but everything seems to be going well. Except for maybe the surprise diarrhea.

It’s a different thing, and with regular diarrhea I would compare it to a fire you see coming a block or two away and you have the time to make an escape, whereas this carnivore diet is like out of nowhere the fire is coming through the cracks, your doorknob is red hot, and all hope is lost.

Rogan says he hasn’t shit his pants just yet, but it’s only a matter of time. And it sounds like it’s going to happen no matter how much superglue he shoves into his butthole.

On the bright side, he feels way more energetic and healthy which sounds like a fantastic tradeoff for sudden onset diarrhea that’s probably so powerful that the splashblack feels like an enema.

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Carnivore diet update; the good and the bad. Let’s start with the bad. There’s really only one “bad” thing, and that thing is diarrhea. I’m not sure diarrhea is an accurate word for it, like I don’t think a shark is technically a fish. It’s a different thing, and with regular diarrhea I would compare it to a fire you see coming a block or two away and you have the time to make an escape, whereas this carnivore diet is like out of nowhere the fire is coming through the cracks, your doorknob is red hot, and all hope is lost. I haven’t shit my pants yet, but I’ve come to accept that if I keep going with this diet it’s just a matter of time before we lose a battle, and I fill my undies like a rainforest mudslide overtaking a mountain road. It’s that bad. It seems to be getting a little better every day, so there’s that to look forward to, but as of today I trust my butthole about as much as I trust a shifty neighbor with a heavy Russian accent that asks a lot of personal questions. The good: Now, I’m well aware of the placebo effect and I’m constantly self-analyzing every perceived reaction I’m having to eating only meat for almost 2 weeks straight, but one thing I’m fairly sure of is that my energy levels are higher and steadier throughout the day. This seems undeniable. I don’t know if it’s a temporary effect and if maybe it’s just the result of eating really disciplined, but either way it seems to be real. I’ve also felt really “healthy” (other than the sporadic bouts of hellacious projectile doodoo). Again, I don’t now if this is real or imagined, but I actually seem to feel happier and more balanced. This is the only time in my life I’ve ever tried eliminating carbs for more than a day or so, and since I started the diet a couple days before January I’m now about 13 days in, at least 7 pounds lighter, and in completely uncharted territory for me. Which makes me think this is probably completely uncharted territory for 99% of the people on earth. Anyway, I’ll keep you folks posted. This is my late night dinner of liver and bacon. Only my second meal of the day, I ate a fat ribeye at 1pm. #worldcarnivoremonth

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Selling Vagina Candle That Smells Like Gwyneth’s

Gwyneth Paltrow’s goop sells some horrible products (see vagina eggs), but this time, they hit a home run. Her goop site, which usually pushes out some insane ideas (see vampire repellent), is selling a vagina candle that smells like her vagina. The This Smells Like My Vagina candle came about when Paltrow and performer Douglass Little were “geeking” out on fragrances.

“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP. The two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina” — but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent. (That turned out to be perfect as a candle).”

It’s a genius idea. Everyone thinks so because that candle is sold out. And it’s $75! That’s about $70 too much. Shows you that marketing is everything in this world.

I’d get one, but I’m afraid I’d burn my tongue too much with it around.

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The Real Reason Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Left the Royal Family: Oprah Told Them To

People are really up in arms about Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, Duchess of Sussex stepping back from their duties as members of the Royal Family. The British press just really seems to hate Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Sussex for some reason. I just can’t put my finger on it. What is it about her specifically that people like Katie Hopkins don’t like about her? We may never know.

But now, thanks to Page Six, we know why they decided to leave, even though it pissed off all those people who don’t like something about Her Royal Highness for some reason that’s probably not anything important that we shouldn’t question. The reason is that Oprah told them to.

A source said, “Oprah was the first person to talk to Harry and Meghan about breaking free and doing their own thing, building on their own brand. She made them realize it was really possible.” A rep for Oprah declined to comment.

I have really enjoyed the past few days of Royal Family discourse, honestly. No one can quite explain what is happening, they just know they don’t like it and that it must be Meghan Markle’s fault because everything was super wonderful at Windsor Palace before she came along. Just ask anyone who has seen The Crown, the Royal Family hasn’t been a hotbed of thinly veiled contempt  for four generations now. Everyone was just loving and happy and perfectly content right up until Harry decided to get married. People like Piers Morgan just don’t like the dark energy she’s brought to the country, right? There’s just a black cloud over the country since she’s been around.

If you want the honest answer as to what is really happening here, the British paparazzi killed Harry’s mother and he’s wanted to take a firmer hand with them and his father and grandparents, who didn’t even like his mother, don’t think that would be proper and Harry has finally had enough and is moving to Canada where the paparazzi will buy you donuts and won’t wait around outside your hoose. That’s the big reveal. It makes a lot of sense if you think about it for even a few seconds.

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Michael Jackson Was a Pussy Slaying Alpha According to Mike Tyson

Michael Jackson had a public image as a soft spoken, fey pedophile like C-3P0, Peter Pan or anyone alive in Ancient Greece. Mike Tyson, however, says that was an act and the King of Pop was also the King of Gettin’ That Ass.

Via TMZ, Tyson went on TI’s podcast and talked about his relationship with Jackson, which is not at all what you’d expect unless you went to a school where the theater kids bullied middle linebackers who were 222 pounds of pure muscle.

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Did Jeffree Star Break Up With His Long-Time Boyfriend Nathan Schwandt?

Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau may not be the only big YouTube celebrity couple to be going through a breakup. If you haven’t heard of Jeffree Star, he’s probably the reason that your girlfriend knows how to put makeup on properly and his fans are worried he might be going through a bad breakup.

Star was meant to head out on a tour to teach people how to use makeup in person today, but he cancelled the tour for “personal reasons” at the last minute.

And Page Six reports that Star has avoided social media except for taking “wife of Nathan” out of bio. MMMMitchell, who was going on the tour with Star, didn’t confirm anything but did say Star was going through some emotional pain.

“I feel so many emotions because I feel so upset that the tour’s not going ahead, but I also feel upset because my friend’s upset,” he shared. “The worst part is that it really can’t be helped and these feelings that Jeffree is feeling, I wish that I could just make them go away.”

Star’s fans aren’t taking the potential break-up well, either.

You know how people got all crazy over two Star Wars characters not being in a relationship? It’s even weirder when it’s real people they’re freaking out about.

I mean, I get it, you like the dude’s YouTube videos and want him to be happy, that makes sense. The amount of your personality that should be invested in the relationship of these people, however, is zero.

And if Amy Poehler and Will Arnett couldn’t make it work then love is worth believing in anyway.

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“Man ‘High On Meth, Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating’

This is the News Headline Of the Week, which may or may not become a new feature here because insane news is always amazing.

This is the story of Andrew Frey. A 37 year old man who made a series of outbursts and began masturbating in an Oregon restaurant. Police were unable to subdue him with a Taser. It took 15 cops to take him down but not get him off.

Frey told authorities that he took meth and couldn’t remember the incident.

He was treated at a hospital and then booked into county jail on charges of public indecency, theft of services, and resisting arrest

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Grimes’ Boobs Prove Elon Musk’s Child Is Gestating in Her

Grimes, who is dating Tesla’s Elon Musk, announced the evolution of their DNA in a slightly NSFW tweet.

The parasite that claws its way out of her will most likely be an all electric cyborg that harnesses the sun’s rays to make synth music. Which Elon Musk seems happy about.

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British Racists Chase Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Out of Country, Royal Family

One of the hardest parts of the decorum expected of the Royal Family is that you can’t just say “Oh, Katie Hopkins? Yeah, she’s a bloody cunt. And a Nazi.” You know, because it would be besmirching Prince Phillip’s favorite relatives.

Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle announced they’re stepping away from their royal duties and moving to Canada.

I assume it’s Canada at any rate, they still worship the queen there and it’s not like they’re going to get less racism in America.

Let’s look at some of the comments this announcement attracted.

You meghan causes a rift in this family and you know that…before you came,all this family love and respect eachother…you change the rules and i know you dont care it because you have no idea about this family and you come from nowhere aven nothing…Im sorry for you…you have problem with every of your family and poor harry’s family and old friend…think for a second…maybe you are THE PROBLEM

Before Meghan Markle came, the Royal Family loved and respected each other. Someone hasn’t seen The Crown. Or The Queen.

this has got to be treason. You can’t just resign. You’re born into it.

Or The King’s Speech.

They (or Meghan) couldn’t stand being below Harry’s brother and Kate. So disrespectful. Now Meghan can have her own “show”. I am so sorry for William and Kate.

This is the worst thing the sibling of the successor to the Crown has ever done! Okay, maybe second worst.

Yeah, I don’t blame them for wanting a reduced role.

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Kim Kardashian Gave Us a Belated Happy Nude Year Look

Kim Kardashian’s husband has gone like, all the way crazy recently but Kim hasn’t really changed. Kanye’s been trying to put her in a burqa to go with his new religious image, but she’s been having none of it.

Just look at the New Year gift she gave us on Instagram.

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A little late but Happy New Year

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Yes! Feminism! Girl power!

Even her pajamas are doing a lot of work.

Thankfully, we’re still getting lots of the same Kim whose mom convinced her to be a porn star.

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Pornstar Riley Reid is Hopping on the Titties for Koalas Train to Help Australia

If there are two things I like it’s seeing boobs and Australia not being entirely on fire. A few days ago Kaylen Ward was offering to send nude photos to anyone who sent her a receipt from a charity helping Australia with the wildfires currently engulfing the continent in a red haze.

Now porn star Riley Reid is offering the same service.

Now, this is a good deed and saving Australia is a good thing, but I’m not sure how much she’s actually going to raise here. I mean yes, Reid is attractive.

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I got banned from this mall for taking butt pics.

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My butt is award winning

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Very attractive.

But all you have to do to see Riley Reid naked is type Riley Reid into Google.

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Me: *exists* Instagram: YOU HAVE VIOLATED OUR TERMS

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💙 Happy Birthday 💙 .💙@abbiemaley_ 💙

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It is for a good cause, though.

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Thank you for watching all my videos on @pornhub 💦💦💦

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And when else can you save the world while you’re jackin’ it?

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Lori Loughlin’s Defense Appears to be Claiming to be as Dumb as Her Kids

Lori Loughlin’s college bribery trial is moving ahead and she has a plan; play dumb. TMZ reports that Loughlin’s defense appears to be claiming that she had no idea Rick Singer, the person at the core of the scandal, was doing anything illegal or unethical.

At its core … Lori and Mossimo’s defense is they relied on Singer — who helped “10s of thousands” other clients — to get their daughters into USC. They gave him $500,000 — some parents paid less and some more — and assumed the money would end up in the hands of the University. In other words, it wasn’t a bribe — so their defense will go.

Now, I’ve taken one semester of tort law like twenty years ago so I feel entirely qualified to get into the details of American law, so let me explain how this will work. Whether or not this defense is accepted, barring evidence that proves Loughlin knew what Singer was doing was illegal, will generally rely on the “reasonable man” standard. In the most basic abstract, the question is if the belief Loughlin and her husband are claiming to have is one a reasonable man might have.

It’s impossible to know what a jury will decide, but it does seem plausible. Loughlin’s defense is clearly relying on the arcane nature of the college admissions process and the fact that it is entirely legal to make large donations to colleges to get your idiot kid accepted to even the most elite schools to convince jurors that she had a reasonable belief she was ‘t doing anything illegal.

Along with this, the incriminating photos of Olivia Jade and Loughin’s non-influencer daughter on rowing machines were apparently never sent to USC.

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Jeffrey Epstein’s Autopsy and Jail Cell Photos

Jeffrey Epstein’s autopsy and suicide photos were finally obtained. 60 Minutes showed the gruesome photos of the sex offender recently on their program.

By now, you know that Epstein’s death was ruled a suicide by hanging, but there’s a conspiracy theory that he was murdered to protect powerful people taking part in a pedophile ring. Allegedly people like Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton. And others.

The rope Jeffrey Epstein hung himself with

Jeffrey Epstein’s cell

Creepy photos of Epstein’s dead legs. Or are they…

Jeffrey Epstein’s neck burns from his suicide

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Let’s try again with a warning 🙄 ◾It did not take long for the media to report on the 60 minutes special re: the death of Jeffrey Epstein. Scene photos, autopsy photos, expert commentary, scientific literature reviews and speculation abound. ◾So—how do we even begin to process this data? First, objectivity. Regardless of any personal feelings towards Epstein, the case has to be approached objectively in a way that minimizes bias. ◾Part 1—handling the body as if it is a crime scene separate from where the incident occurred. Then we can roll in the crime scene and see whether or not we need to refine our hypotheses or consider alternative scenarios… ◾What do we “know” (from reports that have been made public) and what do we see?: ◾Neck injuries: Photos 1-3 (Front, Side, Rear Views, respectively). Hyoid: Photo 4. Fractures of the left and right thyroid cartilage and the left hyoid bone—specifically three fractures are reported. Additional injuries: Petechial hemorrhages on the face, mouth, and eyes are reported. Autopsy Report Summary: Photo 5. ◾What are some of the important questions? Cause and manner of death? What about the ligature? What about position of body? These latter two questions could help address the cause/manner of death—if hanging/asphyxiation are apparent from the autopsy, how does the pathologist determine manner, (which is often categorized as accidental, natural, homicide, suicide, undetermined)? ◾What role could traces play in a case like this? According to reports, there are “questions about whether investigators examined the correct ligature used in Epstein's death.” Visual and microscopic examination of the injuries to the neck could aid in this determination, especially with respect to looking for fibers; one proposed ligature is orange fabric (crime scene photos 6-9). Visual examination with an alternate light source, recovery of traces from the neck followed by microscopic and spectroscopic techniques could help in this case. DNA testing of the suspected ligatures may all provide information if matters of scene staging or homicide are suspected. ◾What do you see? How would you support/refute/test hypotheses? Photos: CBS.

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Someone killed Epstein, meanwhile his right hand woman, Ghislaine Maxwell, is still in hiding. Rumors are wild, either she’s in safe houses in the Midwest protected by ex-Navy Seals or somewhere in Israel. No matter where, don’t be surprised if rich billionaires are secretly fronting the protection money. Or are governments protecting her? According to Page Six:

“Ghislaine is protected. She and Jeffrey were assets of sorts for multiple foreign governments. They would trade information about the powerful people caught in his net — caught at Epstein’s house.”

So many conspiracies, so little time.

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Where Are They Now: Fiji Water Girl Kelleth Cuthbert

Last night’s Golden Globes will be remembered as a big win for Ricky Gervais, but last year’s Golden Globes were a big win for Kelleth Cuthbert, a girl handing out Fiji Water on the red carpet who photobombed her way into our hearts.

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Leafy greens. 🌿 Bodysuit from @femmeluxeusa.

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A year later, Page Six caught up with up to see what she’s been doing. Long story short she has a podcast and almost 200k Instagram followers.

Cuthbert told us the initial craziness of her viral fame has calmed down over the last year, although it’s been renewed the past couple of days because of the award show.

“It’s still been an exciting year full of very unusual opportunities,” she said. As well as continuing to audition for roles and various modeling jobs, she explained that she’s working with Pacific Pups Rescue and fostered 40 dogs in the past year.

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Gone in a flash. ✨

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She also told Page Six her lawsuit with Fiji Water over the use of her image hasn’t yet been resolved.

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New swim digitals! 👙@wilhelminamodels

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Still, she’s doing very well for someone with no breasts.

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Ricky Gervais Was the Big Winner at the Golden Globes

The Golden Globes, the best film and television awards that money can buy, are done for another year, and it’s safe to say that the big winner of the night was men, followed by bros, guys, and dudes, and it was a pretty grim night for dames; you know, except for Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

Before a single statue was given out, Ricky Gervais has won the night with a blistering monologue that sounded more like it was from a roast than an awards show.

To be honest, Gervais’s jokes aren’t all that spectacular, but the fact that he continues to say it right to people’s faces elevates it. Like when he makes a joke about Jeffery Epstein and follows up with “shut up, I know he was your friend,” you can’t say that in any other room and have it work, but it kills when you say it in that room.

It was a big night for dudes in movies, though, with Tarantino winning Best Screenplay and Best Comedy or Musical for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, which also picked up Best Supporting Actor for Brad Pitt, Joaquin Phoenix winning Best Actor in a Drama for Joker and 1917 winning Best Drama. If Tarantino and Joker winning big makes you mad… just wait until the Oscars, you’re going to be furious.

But never fear, ladies had their moment tonight. Women swept the Best Actress categories, especially Awkwafina who won Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy despite The Farewell being a drama. That’s just how good she was! Phoebe Waller-Bridge picked up Best Comedy or Musical and Best Comedy or Musical Actress awards for Fleabag, which was well deserved.

You can find a complete list of winners and nominees here.

All in all it was an uneventful evening and the only reason people watch is because it gives you a clue about who might the Oscar, which is a real award. The answer is that Tarantino is going to clean up. There have been seven times that Tarantino should have won Best Picture and Best Director and he didn’t win any of them; this is his penultimate film and he’s going to win both and they’re going to come with a note that says “Sorry about Pulp Fiction, we don’t know what the hell we were thinking with Forrest Gump, either.”

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Former Disney Star Ricky Garcia’s Mother Claims Son Was Molested at Chris Pratt’s House

A few months ago, former Disney star Ricky Garcia, who had a supporting role in Best Friends Whenever and was a member of boy band Forever in Your Mind, filed a lawsuit alleging his former manager Joby Harte had raped him multiple times, starting when he was 12 years old.

Tiffany FitzHenry, a blogger who chronicles allegations of Hollywood sexual abuse, talked to Garcia’s mother Tammy and published a timeline of events that contains some pretty big allegations.

The most… let’s call it explosive for now… of these allegations appears to be that Chris Pratt and his ex-wife Anna Farris held a house party for a pedophile ring operating within the Disney company.

Such was the case once again during the fall of 2016, when Joby Harte and Ricky attended yet another party, this time at the home of Anna Faris and her then-husband Chris Pratt.

According to Tammy and Ricky’s testimonies, as well as the lawsuit documents, at the home of this powerful, famous Hollywood couple, Ricky was again served alcohol openly and excessively. And at one point during the night, Marketing and PR veteran Lisa Delcampo, the long-time “right hand man” to Lance Bass of NSYNC, and yet another good friend of Joby Harte’s, took Ricky, a minor, into one of the bedrooms and sexually molested him after being granted permission to do so by Joby Harte in what one could conclude amounts to nothing less than child sex trafficking.

FitzHenry went on to mention Chris Pratt’s defense of James Gunn making a few off-color jokes implying that means Pratt is in on this, and that’s where this starts to fall apart for me. I mean, this doesn’t even say Pratt was at this party or had any idea what was going on. She also uses the word “ritualistic” a lot which is a word with a lot of implications but not a lot of actual definition.

I can’t check the sources on this, so we have to use our guts to decide what we believe is true; that Disney, the LAPD and every media outlet in Hollywood is covering up a massive pedophile ring or this is somewhat exaggerated and the reason no one reported more pm this particular case is that the investigations didn’t turn anything up worth reporting.

I’d say it’s about 50-50. We know that some media outlets were protecting Harvey Weinstein before Ronan Farrow published his exposé, so it’s certainly possible there’s some sort of coverup. I’ve seen Best Friends Whenever and have no trouble believing that literally everyone on the show was cast as some sort of payoff to keep quiet about being molested, it certainly wasn’t acting ability.

It is all a bit much, though. We do know Jeffery Epstein has a lot of rich and powerful friends and someone Kurt Cobain-ed him to keep him from talking, but this appears to be trying to turn something that’s already so heartbreaking and turning it into the satanic panic. I think it’s important we don’t turn the bad things that are absolutely happening into conspiracy theories that people dismiss out of hand.

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Salma Hayek’s Golden Globes Shirt Couldn’t Contain Her Breasts

Salma Hayek is 53. Just remember that when you check out this video of her walking the Golden Globes red carpet tonight.

Here’s her getting ready for the Golden Globes.

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Here we go! #GoldenGlobes ✨ Aquí vamos

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And during the Golden Globes with Antonio Banderas and two other old people.

Seriously, Hayek needs her own section of the internet called Salma Hayek’s breasts. Never forget how she breast-fed a random baby. Or how Hayek gets naked for acupuncture treatments. Or how Harvey Weinstein tried to get her to do girl-on-girl.

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Salma Hayek’s Golden Globes Shirt Couldn’t Contain Her Breasts

Salma Hayek is 53. Just remember that when you check out this video of her walking the Golden Globes red carpet tonight.

Here’s her getting ready for the Golden Globes.

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Here we go! #GoldenGlobes ✨ Aquí vamos

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And during the Golden Globes with Antonio Banderas and two other old people.

Seriously, Hayek needs her own section of the internet called Salma Hayek’s breasts. Never forget how she breast-fed a random baby. Or how Hayek gets naked for acupuncture treatments. Or how Harvey Weinstein tried to get her to do girl-on-girl.

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