The Hottest Cannes Red Carpet: Paris Hilton, Kimberley Garner, Nicole Scherzinger, and Michelle Rodriguez
I love a good movie as much as the next man but I love the women who showed up to support the celebration of cinema in Cannes even more. They’re all visually more appealing than anything an IMAX theater has to offer. When films have a well developed plot, I have a hard time taking my eyes off of them. The same holds true for all of these very well developed women that I have been given the gracious pleasure of viewing. I’ve seen attractive women before but not like this. I almost feel unworthy of an ogle because every woman on the Cannes Red Carpet is ten steps past perfect.
I hope one day I can possibly cast at least one of these ladies in the movie that is my life. I may be lead character but every man needs an attractive co-star in his life. My movie is already filled with excitement and adventure, a cameo from Nicole Scherzinger would only make things that much more interesting. It doesn’t even have to be her specifically. I’d easily take Michelle Rodriguez, Paris Hilton, or any other pretty lady as a fill in. I happen to be very flexible when it comes switching my needs around for beautiful women.
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Nicole Scherzinger is a plastic surgery happy anti-choice whackadoo that got cast in ABC’s Dirty Dancing remake, which will air sometime in the next 500 years.
She almost turned down the part of Penny, however, who gets an abortion, because she is so anti-abortion. The 38-year-old Catholic recently told The Daily Mail:
“I was like a crazy thing because, my family, my Papa’s a Bishop and my family’s really hardcore against abortion. So I got the role and I almost didn’t take it because I didn’t want to promote abortion, because my character has an abortion. But I was like, hopefully they can learn from you know her ways and I can be a positive influence.”
I think having children is a bad idea, and the human race is doomed, but I don’t go around telling women they should get fixed to fall in line with my weird opinions. Stay out of our uteruses Nicole.
“My mum got pregnant with me when she was 17 and had me when she was 18. She chose. Her parents were never going to let her have an abortion. So I came out, so I just want to you know encourage everybody to keep your babies.”
MY MOM WAS FORCED INTO HAVING A CHILD AND YOU ALL SHOULD BE TOO.
Eat my ass, Nicole Scherzinger. Women don’t get abortions for fun. Sometimes it’s because they will literally fucking die if they don’t. Sometimes it’s because they were sexually assaulted. Sometimes it’s just because they don’t fucking want to be pregnant. Focus more on your lip fillers and less on generalizing the experiences of every woman on earth. K thanks.
Well, that rumor got shut down pretty quickly!
The former Pussycat Doll's rep says the only relationship between the two singers is a purely platonic one. Dang! We totally bet they would have made sweet music together. Get it?
Earlier this year, Nicole split with her on-again off-again beau Lewis Hamilton after he began to feel pressured about popping the question.
And this wouldn't be the first time one of Ed's rumored relationships turned out to be made up! Ellie Goulding denied that she and the red-headed crooner were ever an item.
Well, even though the musicians aren't romantically involved, we still think a collab would be AHmazing!
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