Weekend Bikini Roundup: Hailey Baldwin, Nicole Scherzinger, and Blanca Blanco In Skintastic Swimsuits
If it’s Monday and we’re still alive, that can mean only one thing: It’s time for the Weekend Bikini Roundup! While the freezing temperatures of fall gripped most of the U.S., there were still plenty of places to see and be seen on the beaches of the world.
Kicking things off is the newly crowned Mrs. Justin Bieber herself, Hailey Baldwin, who was rocking a teeny weeny white bikini while celebrating her first month of marital bliss. It’s a real shame that Ariana and Pete had to split and steal the spotlight away from this headline-worthy bikini.
Former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger was out on a boat in a blue bikini that nicely showed off her phenomenal figure. Hopefully she and her cohorts didn’t get any sea sickness because that’ll put an end to your sexy time faster than you can say, “Cheese it, it’s the fuzz!”
Finally, Blanca Blanco’s not doing anything to make me not think about Street Fighter in this green bikini of hers. It’s like she’s just dropped a quarter on everyone’s favorite beast of burden, and she’s not going away until she KO’s the competition. Truth be told, I’d rather have Blanca in my corner than Blanka. She seems like more of a lover than a fighter.
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If you’re like me, you wish had a little more time to give back. Maybe you wish you could open your wallet more to a good cause. Only problem is you don’t have that much free time nor do you have much in your wallet. But you are still generous in spirit so, let’s reward our good deeds with some hotties on a red carpet for charity.
Now, I’m not trying to say wanting to be generous is the same thing as actually spending your time, money, and energy helping out a cause you love, but I also don’t want to be a Debbie Downer and take away from the awesomeness of a sexy red carpet. Come on, these lovely ladies will do more to further any cause than any of us ever could. They bring light to these charities in a way that is beyond our means. None of us are super hot hotties like Jasmine Tookes. And if we were hotties like Jasmine Tookes, then no doubt we’d throw on a super sexy dress and walk your red carpet so everyone could know about your great cause. These ladies are doing wonders and being wonderfully sexy all at the same time.
You know what, let’s make a plan to lend a hand. Do whatever you can, couple bucks here, few hours there, and then reward yourself some hotties on the red carpet. Sounds like a win-win to me.
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The Hottest Cannes Red Carpet: Paris Hilton, Kimberley Garner, Nicole Scherzinger, and Michelle Rodriguez
I love a good movie as much as the next man but I love the women who showed up to support the celebration of cinema in Cannes even more. They’re all visually more appealing than anything an IMAX theater has to offer. When films have a well developed plot, I have a hard time taking my eyes off of them. The same holds true for all of these very well developed women that I have been given the gracious pleasure of viewing. I’ve seen attractive women before but not like this. I almost feel unworthy of an ogle because every woman on the Cannes Red Carpet is ten steps past perfect.
I hope one day I can possibly cast at least one of these ladies in the movie that is my life. I may be lead character but every man needs an attractive co-star in his life. My movie is already filled with excitement and adventure, a cameo from Nicole Scherzinger would only make things that much more interesting. It doesn’t even have to be her specifically. I’d easily take Michelle Rodriguez, Paris Hilton, or any other pretty lady as a fill in. I happen to be very flexible when it comes switching my needs around for beautiful women.
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Nicole Scherzinger is a plastic surgery happy anti-choice whackadoo that got cast in ABC’s Dirty Dancing remake, which will air sometime in the next 500 years.
She almost turned down the part of Penny, however, who gets an abortion, because she is so anti-abortion. The 38-year-old Catholic recently told The Daily Mail:
“I was like a crazy thing because, my family, my Papa’s a Bishop and my family’s really hardcore against abortion. So I got the role and I almost didn’t take it because I didn’t want to promote abortion, because my character has an abortion. But I was like, hopefully they can learn from you know her ways and I can be a positive influence.”
I think having children is a bad idea, and the human race is doomed, but I don’t go around telling women they should get fixed to fall in line with my weird opinions. Stay out of our uteruses Nicole.
“My mum got pregnant with me when she was 17 and had me when she was 18. She chose. Her parents were never going to let her have an abortion. So I came out, so I just want to you know encourage everybody to keep your babies.”
MY MOM WAS FORCED INTO HAVING A CHILD AND YOU ALL SHOULD BE TOO.
Eat my ass, Nicole Scherzinger. Women don’t get abortions for fun. Sometimes it’s because they will literally fucking die if they don’t. Sometimes it’s because they were sexually assaulted. Sometimes it’s just because they don’t fucking want to be pregnant. Focus more on your lip fillers and less on generalizing the experiences of every woman on earth. K thanks.
Well, that rumor got shut down pretty quickly!
The former Pussycat Doll's rep says the only relationship between the two singers is a purely platonic one. Dang! We totally bet they would have made sweet music together. Get it?
Earlier this year, Nicole split with her on-again off-again beau Lewis Hamilton after he began to feel pressured about popping the question.
And this wouldn't be the first time one of Ed's rumored relationships turned out to be made up! Ellie Goulding denied that she and the red-headed crooner were ever an item.
Well, even though the musicians aren't romantically involved, we still think a collab would be AHmazing!
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