Hey, things got pretty crazy this week, didn't they, America?
It's times like this that we need the genuine batsh-t insanity of someone like Tila Tequila to remind us that things could always be marginally worse.
As some of our older readers may recall, Ms. Tequila was a popular figure on MySpace, which was an arcane rune-based communications system popular among early homonids in the days before
The site died an ugly, premature death after overdosing on the milliojns of HTML customizations and Fall Out Boy videos everyone crammed into their personal pages, but Tila's notoriety has survived.
The reason for this is that she's hands down the craziest celebrity on the planet.
You're probably asking yourself, how could she be crazier than Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Donald John Trump?
To which we say, believe it or not, Tila wins that contest by a mile.
We could rattle off a decade's worth of bizarre incidents as proof -- such as the time she claimed to have evidence that Michelle Obama is secretly a man, or the many times she insisted she's some sort of alien Nazi.
Instead we'll just share this video in which Tila casually explains that she was possessed for several years and Paris Hilton murdered her fiancee.
"So back in 2012 I was in Hollywood and I was in the world of Satan. I was possessed by Satan. Hollywood is a platform built by Satan," Tila tells the camera.
"They kept sending me to doctors to overdose me and kill me."
From there Tila goes on to describe how the death of her fiancee Casey Johnson was the result of a Satanic ritual orchestrated by Paris and Nicki Hilton.
“Paris and Nicky Hilton sacrificed Casey while I was in Texas. All of the demonic chicks like Courtenay Semel, Jasmine Lennard, The Hilton sisters went against me because they were the one who sacrificed her," Tequila says.
"She told me all of their secrets and then they tried to sacrifice me.”
From there, the ladies busted out some Xans and eight balls, because apparently that's customary following a ritual sacrifice.
"I was disgusted," Tila says "So I took two Xanax bars and did two 8 balls of cocaine. Satan had me so on drugs.”
Check out the whole 40-minute (!!!) video for more insanity.
Hopefully, it's the first episode of a new talk show entitlted It's the Tequila Talking!
The stars dressed up in their best costumes at the annual Casamigos Halloween party in Beverly Hills, California, on Friday.
Leading the pack was supermodel Cindy Crawford, 52, her husband Rande Gerber, 56, and their kids Kaia Gerber, 17, and Presley Gerber, 19 — all of whom dressed as iconic rockers.
Crawford dawned a blonde wig and yellow shirt dress, doing her best impression of Blondie singer Debbie Harry, while Rande transformed into Ziggy Stardust, channeling David Bowie in a red wig and the iconic lightning bolt face paint.
Not to be outdone, Kaia was almost unrecognizable as Joan Jett, black wig and all. Her brother took a more generic rocker personality on, covering his hair with a bandana and embellishing his ensemble with a rosary bead necklace and scarf belt.
They weren’t the only celebrities partying at the bash.
A slew of actual musicians were there too, including a newly single Sean “Diddy” Combs, Dave Grohl, French Montana and Harry Styles, who dressed as fellow British singer Elton John.
Actors Olivia Munn, Zoë Kravitz, Michelle Trachtenberg, Ed Norton (and wife Shauna Robertson), Kelsey Grammer and Will Forte also attended the party, as did Survivor host Jeff Probst, American Idol host Ryan Seacrest (with girlfriend Shayna Taylor), reality star Brandi Glanville, The Hills‘ Brody Jenner and Kaitlynn Carter and models Charlotte McKinney and Karolina Kurkova.
Munn scratched her Crazy Rich Asians obsession as Peik Lin, while Seacrest dressed as fashion icon Karl Lagerfeld.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Rinna and husband Harry Hamlin stunned as Edie Sedgwick and Andy Warhol.
Paris Hilton dressed as a sexy Furby. Her sister Nicky, meanwhile, dressed as her — specifically wearing Paris’ iconic sequin gold mini dress and choker ensemble from her 21st birthday.
Many of the stars piled in a “game room” to watch the Dodgers and Red Sox face off in game three of the World Series, which was being played in extra innings. That included Molly Sims (in a Dia de los Muertos ensemble) and husband Scott Stuber, who was fittingly dressed as Dodger pitcher Clayton Kershaw.
As Sims joked to the room, you can’t fault a guy dressed as a Dodger great for wanting to watch a Dodger World Series game.
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The tequila company’s annual “Brought to You by Those Who Drink It” Halloween party was held at Casamigos co-founder Mike Meldman’s Beverly Hills home, where the soirée originated.
The crowd downed Casamigos ice shots and signature cocktails, including the Casamigos Margarita, Black Magic and Smoke Show — which were served from “bars lined with 100s of bottles of Casamigos tequila and accompanied by a massive 8-foot by 10-foot collage of House of Friends photos,” according to a press release.
There was food too, including Kobe cheeseburger sliders, mini hot dogs, French fries, truffle fries, pizza, chips and fresh guacamole, and Craig’s vegan ice cream. There was also a Familia food truck onsite serving tacos and burritos.
Music was provided by D.J. Michelle Pesce.
Paris Hilton, Josephine Skriver, Jasmine Sanders and The Unbelievable Sexiness At Rihanna’s Annual Diamond Ball
Rihanna had that song about shining bright like a diamond, so now she’s got a Diamond Ball. Something tells me this is all a set-up for her eventual book Rihanna: All the Balls I’ve Held.
Of course, the best thing about a Rihanna ball is all the hotties that will be in attendance. This ball was no exception, and kicking things off we’ve got Paris Hilton. All the kids love Paris Hilton because she shows up and says her catchphrase, “Dy-no-MITE!” and gets paid a million dollars that she then spends on dogs that fit in purses.
Another one all the kids love is Josephine Skriver. What a role model. All the kids look up to Josephine Skriver as the pinnacle of what one can achieve with a last name that sounds like an upper respiratory infection. “Can Jack come out play?” “Sorry kids, he came down with a real bad case of Skriver.” “Oh no, my sister died from Skriver.” Things of that nature
Jasmine Sanders was also there, heir to world famous chicken empire Popeyes. Didn’t see that one coming, did you? Ah, we have a good time and a laugh, don’t we?
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Paris Hilton is going to get married. Just on her time.
Here’s what Kathy Hilton told Us Weekly on the state of her daughter’s wedding:
“She’s got the new skincare [line], so she’s basically been traveling. She’s really been busy … she has contracts and you have to fulfill all [of] them, you know?“
No, Kathy. I do not know. Please explain to me how the complicated life of Paris Hilton works.
Hilton got engaged to Chris Zylka all the way back in January. Hilton thought her 20-carat ring was stolen at a club a few months ago. But it turns out she was just partying too hard and her ring flew off. We’ve all been there before.
Poor girl, since her engagement, Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber got engaged (not to each other), stealing the spotlight from Hilton. She’s probably waiting until they set a date so her big day doesn’t get overshadowed by more relevant stars.
Kathy went on to say that Paris’ wedding will be, “Beautiful and, hopefully, what she likes. She’ll have her say in it.”
I sure would hope Hilton would have a say in her own wedding. But maybe her super exclusive contracts took the wedding power out of her hands?
Longtime readers will know that former friend Lindsay Lohan will not invited to the wedding. But don’t worry, TMZ is sure to ask them both about it at least five more times until Hilton says “I Do.”
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It seems a bit strange to me that Paris Hilton needs to promote her own brand out in Vegas, since the Hilton name is its own brand. If I had my own family name to ride the coattails of to stardom I doubt I would be motivated enough to start my own sidegig. I would probably be content with simply living out my days in the shadow of my forebears. Unfortunately, all my family name entitled me to was pre-approval to a members card at my local liquor store.
I think that is why I think it is so unfair for people to criticize the intellect of Paris. The woman is a socialite that has carved her own place into the history of pop culture. So what if it is usually associated with the kinds of things that cause husbands to poke out their eyes with hot irons. When Paris’s peers were out partying she was…well, she was out partying as well, but she found a way to monetize it. And now she is here, a decade after the rest of her contemporaries have been forgotten, still making that cash.
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It’s been a decade since Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton had their public feud, but Paris, at least, still isn’t over it. When a Paris Hilton fan Instagram account posted a video of Lohan accusing Paris of attacking her and then almost immediately claiming she never said it, Hilton chimed in to call Lohan a “pathological liar.”
Lindsay Lohan obviously has some untreated STD that’s affected her brain. It would explain both why she would call Paris Hilton a cunt and then claim a few minutes later that she never said that and where that weird accent came from.
This isn’t the first time in recent memory Hilton has lashed out at Lohan, though.
— MTV AUSTRALIA (@MTVAUSTRALIA) December 11, 2017
Just last year Hilton told MTV Australia that in the famous picture of her, Lohan and Britney Spears in a car together, Lohan wasn’t invited and just sort of jumped in the car with them unwanted.
But it’s not all bad news for Hilton and Lohan. I have it on good authority that scientists are working on a cure for vocal fry induced stupidity, so there’s hope for both of them yet. We will find a cure, ladies, and when we do you’ll both be able to carry on a conversation without the person you’re talking to wanting to stab themselves in the ears.
Kate Upton, Paris Hilton, Emrata, Charlotte McKinney And All The Very Sexiest Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. Commercials Over The Years
It’s undeniable that the absolute best thing about Carl’s Jr. (or Hardee’s depending upon which coast you’re on) is their advertising campaigns featuring up and coming hotties chowing down on their burgers. The good people at Carl’s Jr. have given quite the career boost to the many women who’ve appeared in their ads, and everyone’s got their favorite.
For me, it’s Kate Upton. Yes, I know, I’m overlooking three INSANELY hot women to declare her my favorite, but I love a big breasted woman with plenty of meat on their bones, and Kate fits that to a T. Then again, looking at Emily Ratajkowski’s ad is making me reconsider. Or maybe it’s just that I’m super hungry. It’s probably more that than anything else.
At the same time, Kate is the only one of these beauties I could see actually eating a Carl’s Jr. burger, which is why she’s the woman for me. So who you got? Everyone’s got their favorite and I know you’re dying to share yours with the world. Sound off in the comments section below!
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Paris Hilton is making the guest list for her wedding. One name that won’t appear? Lindsay Lohan.
While Hilton praised Kim Kardashian for getting Alice Johnson out of jail, she didn’t have much to say about Lohan.
“If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”
If Lohan were the one getting married, Hilton said, “I’m very busy” when asked if she would want an invite.
“I don’t have drama with anyone. I just choose not to surround myself with certain people.”
If you can’t keep Paris in the spotlight, you better get out of hers.
The beef between Lohan and Hilton dates back years. The two looked to be friends when they were seen in a car with Britney Spears together back in 2006. The Internet dubbed the trio “The Holy Trinity.” Turns out, it was just supposed to be Spears and Hilton, but Lohan crashed their night.
And who could forget about Brandon Davis’ rant against Lohan’s vagina, with Hilton laughing in the background.
Much of their issues likely stem from Barron Hilton, Paris’ little brother, getting beat up back in 2013. He claimed that Lohan was the mastermind behind the attack.
Shortly after the incident, Hilton was asked similar questions about her relationship status with Lohan. She didn’t have time for Lohan questions, even back then.
Glad to see nothing has really changed in four and a half years. Let’s revisit this at the end of 2022 and get another update, shall we?
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The Hottest Cannes Red Carpet: Paris Hilton, Kimberley Garner, Nicole Scherzinger, and Michelle Rodriguez
I love a good movie as much as the next man but I love the women who showed up to support the celebration of cinema in Cannes even more. They’re all visually more appealing than anything an IMAX theater has to offer. When films have a well developed plot, I have a hard time taking my eyes off of them. The same holds true for all of these very well developed women that I have been given the gracious pleasure of viewing. I’ve seen attractive women before but not like this. I almost feel unworthy of an ogle because every woman on the Cannes Red Carpet is ten steps past perfect.
I hope one day I can possibly cast at least one of these ladies in the movie that is my life. I may be lead character but every man needs an attractive co-star in his life. My movie is already filled with excitement and adventure, a cameo from Nicole Scherzinger would only make things that much more interesting. It doesn’t even have to be her specifically. I’d easily take Michelle Rodriguez, Paris Hilton, or any other pretty lady as a fill in. I happen to be very flexible when it comes switching my needs around for beautiful women.
Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA
Paris Hilton gets a bad rap, but she has accomplished a lot more than I think most people realize. She has had multiple television series, appeared in movies, released albums, and on top of that has made a fortune in her own right just from selling perfume. I think that last one impresses me the most. How can you slap your name on a bottle of water that smells good and have people want to buy it?
I have never smelled Ms. Hilton before, but if a girl I knew needed a recommendation for a new perfume then I would definitely recommend hers. There has been over a billion dollars in revenue. That is no small feat. I actually have a recommendation for a new scent that women are sure to fall in love with while also protecting her brand. It will be La Croix mixed with hotel shampoo. I personally guarantee its success.
And as if Paris’s triumphs could not get any more impressive she goes and gets engaged to a hunk. The man looks like Justin Bieber 2.0. I cannot vouch for his singing voice, but I am pretty sure he can reach the top shelf of the cupboard, so his abilities already impress me.
Photo Credit: Backgrid
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Everybody’s crazy about mesh! Mesh used to be the stupid thing all the guidos in your high school wore, but now it’s like super fashionable again. And do you know why it’s so popular again? Because it shows off your lady parts while still technically qualifying as clothing. That’s no small feat and many of the hottest women you can think of have made the look popular once more! Hooray for progress!
In my mind, mesh is still like a half shirt that they made you wear in gym class when you played flag football or some other degrading thing. So with such strong memories of degradation, why am I in love with mesh? Well, boobies is the simple answer. In fact, it’s the only answer. Mesh lets us see boobies and that makes it more than alright in my book!
So rejoice, mesh aficionados. Your day has finally returned. You’re no longer relegated to the shadows and back alleys of fashion culture. You’re once more front and center for a revolution in style. One that heavily involves boobies. In fact, unless it involves boobies, mesh is still the devil. But we love you mesh, and we couldn’t be happier that you’re back!
Photo Credit: Splash News
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Paris Hilton is launching her own lingerie brand because that’s what everyone does nowadays. Can’t think of anything to do and need to stay relevant? CLOTHING LINE!
When you’re hot, famous, and launch your own clothing line, the best thing to do is model the outfits yourself. Paris agrees.
She’s all about mystery, adventure & risk. And her heart was wild & full of magic…
I’ve seen “One Night in Paris.” There isn’t much mystery, adventure, or risk going on there.
Paris is even up on memes.
The good news for Paris is that she can’t screw this up as bad as Kendall and Kyle Jenner screwed up their latest fashion foray.
Everyone has a vice. Maybe it's coffee, maybe it's alcohol, or maybe it's spending too much time watching Netflix.
But these celebrities have addictions that are, well, they're pretty darn weird.
From carrot juice and tanning to eyeliner and online gaming, find out which celebrities have some very strange addictions!
1. Megan Fox
2. Anna Kendrick
3. Robert Pattinson
4. Cheryl Cole
5. Avril Lavigne
6. Michelle Williams
If these 23 celebrities ever need a side job, well, there's one career we know they have each dabbled in - with mixed, lewd results.
See our favorite famous amateur porn stars, for better or worse, right now ... and don't download their videos from shady sources.
Seriously, if Ashley Madison has taught us anything, it's that you will get busted if you sign up for an account somewhere. FWIW.
1. Kendra Wilkinson
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Paris Hilton
4. Farrah Abraham
5. Pamela Anderson
Who needs an education?!?
Actually, most people. Most people need an education. Stay in school, kids!
But the following celebrities all struck it big despite having one seemingly big obstacle in their path: they never graduated from high school. Who knew?!?
1. Jim Carrey
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Hilary Swank
4. Johnny Depp
5. Drew Barrymore
6. Mischa Barton
Why would you buy a celebrity fragrance? We have no idea.
But reality stars such as Kim Kardashian have attached their names to types of perfume. So have singers such as Rihanna and actresses such as Jennifer Aniston.
Cycle through the following examples of celebrity fragrances, in fact, and you may be surprised by all the stars whose scents you can own:
1. RiRi by Rihanna
2. Selena Gomez
3. Glowing by Jennifer Lopez
4. Justin Bieber's The Key
5. Taylor by Taylor Swift
6. Beyonce's Pulse NYC
It sounds like wedding bells may soon be ringing for Paris Hilton.
The hotel heiress and former A-Lister made her feelings for boyfriend Thomas Gross very clear on Instagram yesterday, sharing an elegant snapshot of the couple.
She then captioned it with one, very telling word: Soulmates.
Hilton is all decked out in a fur coat and jewels for the photo, unable to keep her eyes off of her dapper businessman.
Hilton and Gross have grown very serious in a very short period of time. They only just met in May at the Cannes Film Festival.
Paris, meanwhile, took the photograph in London, which is where she’s been for a few days in anticipation of sister Nicky Hilton's wedding.
Nicky Hilton and her fiance, banking heir James Rothschild, are set to exchange vows at Kate Middleton and Prince William's Kensington Gardens this weekend.
The only question that now remains is when Hilton will join her sister in holy matrimony.
By now, we should assume all viral videos are fake. Nothing is real, only people trying to cash in on that video money. Even celebs will get in on that action and dupe the public. Just take a look at the recent Paris Hilton prank video. To recap, some Egyptian show tricked Hilton onto an airplane and faked it going down in a crash. Hilton got all cry-ey and wah-wah and boy did it feel good. Well, that vid was as real as a back alley boob job.
Not only did Hilton participate in the prank knowingly, she got paid a cool million dollars. What a whore, literally and figuratively. Grabbing every dollar she can before her star plummets. They even approached multiple celebs to take part who either had more dignity than Hilton or asked for too much money.
TMZ has obtained a document prepared by the Egyptian production company behind the prank. Turns out Paris wasn’t their first choice. The company sent the offer to the reps of other American celebs back in March, offering them big money to participate in the prank.
The document states, “We will act as if something is going wrong and ask all passengers to jump off the plane!!! Of course everyone will panic, we’ll be having skydivers in disguise with us on board.”
The doc goes on, “We will monitor the funny reactions from our celebrity guest when they fear jumping off the plane.”
You had to guess this video wasn’t real, but much like an amazing wet dream, hope that it was.
Some people found this Paris Hilton prank quite satisfying. That’s because the only time she isn’t walking around with her nose high in the air is when she brings it down to sniff a line of cocaine. Allegedly.
An Egyptian show, Ramez in Control, an awesome title by the way, rolled out a fake red carpet for Hilton in Dubai. TV host Ramez Galal tricks her into an aerial tour of the city. A cabin full of actors and actresses fill out the plane. The flight starts fine enough with some small talk and Hilton’s really annoying, Valley girl voice. It then starts to veer to the side and alarms go off. “What the fuck,” Hilton shouts. Yea Paris, you’re about to get fucked. Fucked by Ramez.
Paris asks “Is this normal?” and then the power cuts off. That’s when everyone freaks out which causes Hilton to start crying. Her face contorts into the ugliest crying face ever. The Botox keeps her forehead oddly smooth as she cries.
More shouting and then a couple of actors put on parachutes and jump out of the plane. Umm, okay, totally natural while flying in Dubai, we assume?
Paris keeps shouting and crying and going berserk. It’s like you told her they sold out of her favorite Louis Vitton bag.
Towards the end, Ramez shouts that they are crashing into the water and pushes Hilton’s head down. Which is odd in a way. Like looking for a final blowjob before they die.
When they get off the plane, Ramez reveals, guess what, you’ve just been Pranked! Or punked! Or had! Or whatever. Hilton, still shaken, calls it crazier than Punked or anything she’s ever encountered.
Fake or real? Who knows. Everything’s fake now, isn’t, even when it’s real. We live for the robot master race anyway.
Can’t wait for the next celeb prank where they put a hood on a celeb and trick them into thinking they’re about to be beheaded.
Look, we've all sort of wished Paris Hilton would die at some point over the last decade or so.
But this is taking things way too far.
The above footage features Hilton on board a small plane when she smell something unpleasant.
There is then A LOT of turbulence before alarms go off and the plane starts to nosedive.
"Is this normal? What is happening?!?" Paris screams.
From there, a man actually lifts up a side of the plane and drags a passenger off, the two jumping to the ground before things get worse.
Eventually, the plane lands and the man who had been sitting next to the former BFF of Kim Kardashian apologizes, saying it was all a prank.
"Scariest moment of my life," Hilton later Tweeted. "I really believed the plane was going to crash & we were all going to die."
Did she? Are we really to believe Paris was not in on this? Watch and decide for yourself.
Plenty of celebrities are out and proud. Plenty of others are supportive of this. Not all of them, though.
Here are some stars whose anti-gay views and comments have caused a stir.
We can only imagine how they feel about the fact that gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states, courtesy of the Supreme Court deciding so in June of 2015.
1. The Duggar Family
2. Kirk Cameron
3. Phil Robertson
4. Isaiah Washington
5. Chris Brown
6. Alec Baldwin
Hall of fame hottie Paris Hilton was looking sexy as hell in lingerie in her new music video “High Off My Love”. She was sporting a blue panties and bra combo that is getting my pressure up. I’ve been a big fan of Paris Hilton in her skivies since a certain video of her surfaced back in the day. All these years later she’s still looking incredible scantily clad. Her historic boobage is is a thing of beauty. Paris has a perfectly perky set of funbags. They are the kind of ta-tas you want to take out to a steak dinner because of their inherent charm. But it is her booty that makes me truly joyous. Paris’ lady humps are as splendid today as they were years ago. How many women can say that their asses look the same as they did fifteen years ago?
Not bloody many. I’m going to check out this video now and slow down the good parts.
Photo Credit: Paris Hilton “High Off My Love”
Paris Hilton is really trying to make this singing career thing work.
The former sex tape star, who faked an orgasm on stage during a performance this spring, has released the music video for “High Off My Love,” an upbeat track that features Birdman and which somehow nabbed the top spot on Billboard's Real Time chart soon after it came out.
The 34-year old is featured in the footage, rocking tight-fitting clothing and knee-high boots while belting out such winning lyrics as:
So you think I'm bad, babe/And you keep acting like you want me/ I don't need a little boy/You better turn it up just a little more.
The song won't win Hilton any Grammys, but it is better any attempt Kim Kardashian has ever made to sing.
Check out the video above and then compare it to that for Hilton's previous track, "Come Alive."
Paris Hilton wants you to know her love is addictive!
So be careful listening to her new single High Off My Love -- because you might get hooked!
The up-tempo dance tune is reminiscent of Britney Spears's Hold It Against Me with it's EDM beat and trap hook.
The icy piano complements Paris's vocals and gives a chilling vibe to the track too!
With the addition of a killer rap by Birdman, we are definitely expecting this song to be a dance club banger this summer!
Ch-ch-check out the song in the video (above)!