Adult Man Perez Hilton Cries, Begs 16-Year-Old Girl For Help After Getting Banned From TikTok

I’ve seen some amazingly pathetic things in my time, but this may just take the cake. Have you ever seen a grown man cry because he was banned from a social media site for children because he said maybe 15-year-olds dancing in bikinis wasn’t the kind of content he wanted to see? It wasn’t just libertarians who were mad at Hilton for his suggestion that Charli D’Amelio put some clothes on, The Independent reports it was likely Charli’s fans filing false reports that got Hilton banned.
Hilton had previously attracted a major backlash for criticising D’Amelio when she was 15 after she posted a video of herself dancing in a bikini. In response, fans of the American dancer, now 16, launched a petition that attracted more than 228,000 signatures to have him banned from TikTok.
Man, the Elon Musk fan subreddits must have been dead while that was being written and signed.
The reason that TikTok gave me for permanently banning my account without any warning is ‘multiple community guidelines violations’. I am feeling numb, and I don’t want to seem overly dramatic, but I feel like my world is crumbling. This feels like a death to me. Please, Charli D’Amelio, please message me back on Instagram. Please. Please help me. I know you don’t owe me that, but I beg of you. I beg of you. I grovel.
Ixnay on the begging the 16-year-old to DM you, Perez, it never goes well. Just ask anyone who voted for Jo Jorgansen.
Hilton’s video is over half an hour long but you really have to see it to believe it. He starts out by saying he knows a lot of people are laughing at him, and that’s the most right he’s ever been.
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John Mayer Made Out With Perez Hilton to Try to Smooth Over His Feud With Jessica Simpson

You’ll often hear complaints about how men fetishize lesbians from feminist thinkers and anti-porn crusaders, but you should see how women drool at the prospect of two dudes going at it. Japan has a whole genre of porn comics called yaoi that’s men having sex with men for the benefit of women.
Perez Hilton has been trying to prove that John Mayer is bisexual for well over a decade, and yes these two things are related. Hilton has a new memoir out and the most interesting story in it is about making out with John Mayer and Jessica Simpson.
He said that they ran into the musician couple, and Mayer told Hilton, “I like to watch gay porn, you know,” adding, “My favorite porn star is Brent Corrigan. He really turns me on” — and then he kissed Hilton.
Hilton recounts that Simpson seemed mortified and covered her face with her tresses. He said that Mayer then sat back with a “satisfied” look on his face and turned to gaze affectionately at Simpson, who “didn’t seem to know whether she was incredibly embarrassed or really turned on.”
That is very strange, and it leaves out that Simpson joined in the snog herself.
Mayer said later that he did it because Hilton was “acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now.”
So I think Hilton is right about the bisexual thing, though I’m not sure John Mayer actually knows it, kind of like me when I was a teenager watching Boy Meets World convinced I just thought Will Friedle was a really great comedic actor and that was why I wanted to lick his chest and I was just watching because I totally had a crush on Topanga. Which I totally did, that part was true.
Simpson’s friends say they were horrified at the kiss but that Simpson just thought Mayer could do no wrong, but she clearly thought it was hot. Other than Perez Hilton being involved she was probably right.
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James Woods Talks About Anderson Cooper’s Butt Plug and Perez Hilton Does Not Approve

James Woods, noted conservative Hollywood actor, went at Anderson Cooper the other day.
You’ll remember Cooper did an eye roll at Kellyanne Conway’s comments during an interview. Conway defended Trump, as usual, on his firing of FBI Director James Comey.
When asked about this, Conway defended Trump’s decision, stating that the president had lost confidence in the FBI director after newly-appointed Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein recommended that Comey be fired for making serious mistakes during his handling of the investigation. Conway also didn’t address the president’s sudden change in opinion, instead pivoting to how she’d appeared on Cooper’s show in the fall and predicted that they would win Michigan. Thus prompting Cooper’s pronounced eye roll.
This gif of Anderson Cooper while interviewing Kellyanne Conway might be my favorite thing on Twitter today. pic.twitter.com/esrEszKwZ4
— Emilia Nercessian (@PoliticalEmilia) May 10, 2017
Woods caught wind and interpreted Cooper’s eye roll differently.
As his butt plug dislodges during a newscast… #andersoncoopereyeroll pic.twitter.com/AS6RCbjZdB
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) May 12, 2017
Woods tweeted “As his butt plug dislodges during a newscast”. Hehe. It’s like if Cooper was a marionette, but with a string tied to his butt plug. Pull the string and his eyes roll back.
Perez Hilton the blogger jumped in and came at Woods:
@RealJamesWoods pic.twitter.com/BUOu07YHRT
— Perez (@ThePerezHilton) May 12, 2017
He tweeted a GIF: “You’re a disgusting, delusional, pathetic fool!”
Haha…Too good. Someone can’t take a joke.
Perez and Woods should just kiss and make up.
13 Best Reality TV Show Villains
There are a lot of villains on reality TV.
They keep viewers tuned in every single week.
Their sole purpose is to cause a whole lot of drama to keep their show in the media.
We've compiled a list of 13 of the best reality TV villains!
1. Spencer Pratt

2. Chad Johnson

3. Simon Cowell

4. Teresa Giudice

5. Scott Disick

6. The Situation

April Showers Bring Celebrity Baby Bumps — Check Out Our Childish Week In Snapchats, Twitpics, & Instagrams
What a crazy week!!!
Nothing makes us happier than seeing beautiful babies being welcomed into the world, and this week we found out that TWO new A-List couples are currently expecting!
Not only did we find out Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are currently pregnant with their second child, but Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling too! The exact same day!
Who do U think will complete the trifecta??
But if you're curious how we spent the rest of our week... check out our latest pics from Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat!
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Kalie Shorr! #PerezSXSW!
We're a week away!!!
Our big #PerezSXSW party is next Saturday and we're so happy that Kalie Shorr is gonna bring a taste of Nashville to Austin!
The country cutie is gonna be a big superstar one day, and you can say you saw her way back when!
Joining Kalie Shorr at PerezSXSW is a super eclectic lineup of talent that includes MAGIC!, Grace Mitchell, Daya, Shawn Hook, Kat Dahlia, Alex Newell, Coast Modern, Powers and a very special surprise performer!
As last year, #PerezSXSW will benefit the amazing and vital work of the Vh1 Save The Music Foundation.
The only way to guarantee admission is to purchase an entry!
So...
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Powers! #PerezSXSW!
We LOVE supporting new artists! And we love when those little bands we get behind go on and make it big!!
We first mentioned Powers back in 2014. They have since signed to one of the best major labels out there, Republic Records, and they're getting ready to make quite an impression at SXSW and, especially, at our #PerezSXSW next Saturday!
Powers joins a ridiculously awesome bill performing at ACL Live that includes MAGIC!, Grace Mitchell, Daya, Shawn Hook, Kat Dahlia, Alex Newell, Coast Modern and many more super rad artists we will continue to announce daily!
As last year, #PerezSXSW will benefit the amazing and vital work of the Vh1 Save The Music Foundation.
The only way to guarantee admission is to purchase an entry!
So...
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Alex Newell!! #PerezSXSW!!!
Our #PerezSXSW just got a whole helluva lot more fierce!!!
Alex Newell first burst onto the scene on our beloved Glee. Since then, there's been some major collaborations with Perezcious faves Clean Bandit and The Knocks and now a solo EP release!
It's dance. It's fab!
Also taking to the stage alongside Alex Newell on March 19th at ACL Live are MAGIC!, Grace Mitchell, Daya, Shawn Hook, Kat Dahlia and many more awesome artists we will continue to announce daily!
As last year, #PerezSXSW will benefit the amazing and vital work of the Vh1 Save The Music Foundation.
The only way to guarantee admission is to purchase an entry!
So...
CLICK HERE to buy your tickets to #PerezSXSW before they sell out!!
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Kat Dahlia!! #PerezSXSW!!!
305 in the house!!!
We are muy contento to announce that Kat Dahlia is going to bring her soul and grit to our big #PerezSXSW!
We've been big fans of her since she burst on the scene, and if you like Alessia Cara you will also really dig Kat Dahlia too!
CLICK HERE to watch the exclusive acoustic performances she did for our site!
Joining Kat Dahlia on March 19th at ACL Live are MAGIC!, Grace Mitchell, Daya, Shawn Hook and a bunch more excellent and eclectic artists we will continue to announce daily!
As last year, #PerezSXSW will benefit the amazing and vital work of the Vh1 Save The Music Foundation.
The only way to guarantee admission is to purchase an entry!
So...
CLICK HERE to buy your tickets to #PerezSXSW before they sell out!!
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Shawn Hook! #PerezSXSW!!
Shawn Hook had one of our favorite pop songs of 2015 with his hit Sound Of Your Heart! CLICK HERE to watch his exclusive acoustic performance for our site!
The talented Canadian just signed a deal with Hollywood Records. He's coming to conquer America and we're so excited to have him perform at our big #PerezSXSW party!
He joins a stellar lineup that also includes MAGIC!, Grace Mitchell, Daya and many more artists we will be announcing daily as we lead up to March 19th!
One again, our showcase will benefit the Vh1 Save The Music Foundation. The only way to guarantee admission is to purchase tickets.
So....
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Your Christmas Hangover: All 12 Days Of Perezmas In One!
On The 12th Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 12 Nude Spreads![CLICK HERE]
On The 11th Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 11 Brutal Breakups!
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On The 10th Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 10 Terrible Donald Trump Quotes!
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On The 9th Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 9 Kontroversial Kylie Jenner Pics!
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On The 8th Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 8 Uplifting Viral Stories!
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On The 7th Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 7 Drake Dance Moves!
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On The 6th Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 6 Awkward Interviews!
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On The 5th Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 5 Freaky Sex Tales!
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On The 4th Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 4 Fledgling Friendships!
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On The 3rd Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 3 Feisty Feuds!
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On The 2nd Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 2 Naughty Nanny Scandals!
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On The 1st Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 1 Major Comeback For Adele!
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Merry Christmas, everyone!!!
[Image via Kim Kardashian West/Instagram.]
Taylor Swift And Calvin Harris Are Gonna Get Married!
We are calling it! Perez prediction!
Find out why on the latest podcast! Listen at http://Play.it/Perez and subscribe on iTunes to The PHP: Perez Hilton Podcast.
From Josh Duggar’s Ashley Madison Confession to Jared Fogle’s Scandal, Here’s Our Week In Twitpics, Instagrams, & Snapchats!
BUSTED!!!
Holy cow, there was SO MUCH drama this week in celebrity news!
In case you didn't hear, 19 Kids And Counting star Josh Duggar totally admitted to using cheating website Ashley Madison!
Furthermore, former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle will plead guilty to possessing child pornography!
What a scandalous seven days -- and of course we documented all of our adventures on social media!
Want to see what we posted on Twitter and Instagram?! If so...
CLICK HERE to view "Perezcious Pics: August 15th - August 21st!"
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[Image via Perez Hilton/Instagram.]
From Jennifer Aniston’s Wedding To Zooey Deschanel’s Baby, Here’s Our Week In Twitpics, Instagrams, & Snapchats
They said it would never happen...
But it did!
After years of being engaged, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux finally got married! Congrats, you two!
In addition, Zooey Deschanel had her baby!
YAY!
However, this wasn't the only good news in pop culture.
Our new play Full House: The Musical opens NEXT WEEK! We are SUPER EXCITED!
We are also hard at work with our podcast The PHP!
And of course, we documented all of our adventures on Twitter and Instagram!
Want to see what we posted on social media?!
If so...
CLICK HERE to view "Perezcious Pics: August 1st - August 7th!"
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[Image via Perez Hilton/Instagram.]
Valeria Lukyanova to Perez Hilton: Get a Boob Job!
Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova is back and more bizarre than ever, turning her sights on one of her high-profile critics: Perez Hilton.
The Ukrainian, doll-like enigma famous for her unusual diets, eye-popping photos and truly absurd commentary, lashed out at Perez.
Why? Because Hilton implied Lukyanova was a hypocrite for hating on the "Human Barbie" nickname that "literally made her famous."
(This was June when he wrote that.)
Naturally, HuBarb responded by posting a lengthy personal attack beneath side-by-side Valeria Lukyanova photos and Perez photos.
Adding the words "Natural Sporty" and "Natural Awkward" (above), she defended herself from his attacks ... and called him "ugly."
Not that it would change her asinine point (whatever it may be), but Perez has lost a ton of weight and is super cut nowadays. Anyway.
"This is funny coming from a man who looks like clown," she writes. "It [amazes] me how people with the weirdest bodies are so full of themselves."
So basically, the woman who aspires to look as "perfect" as a Barbie Doll hates when you call her that, especially if you're uggers.
"Before you decide to broadcast your naked torso," Valeria adds of Perez, "you should probably make sure you are nice to look at."
She then suggests Hilton get a "boob job."
Lukyanova then takes a shot at "Human Ken" Justin Jedlica, another critic of hers, calling him a "lost case" who "simply [looks] awful."
"Such characters as Justin and Perez make their names by publicly offending famous people like me," Lukyanova laments, concluding:
"Ok well, here goes my PR to them and may they enjoy eating crumbs from the master’s table."
Well, that about sums it up. We have no idea what that even means to be honest ... but well handled, Valeria. Well handled indeed.
From Filming Girl Meets World To Beyond, Here’s Our Week In Twitpics, Instagrams, & Snapchats!
DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA!
What a CRAZY week it's been in pop culture!
From the death of Cecil The Lion, to allegations Ben Affleck was cheating on Jennifer Garner with his nanny, there was definitely no shortage of buzz worthy news!
Luckily, our lives have only been filled with positivity!
Not only are we working hard on our podcast The PHP, we filmed a cameo for Girl Meets World, AND our play Full House: The Musical opens in...
TWO AND A HALF WEEKS in Toronto!
We are BEYOND excited!
And of course, we documented all of our adventures on Twitter and Instagram!
Want to see what pics we shared on social media?!
If so...
CLICK HERE to view "Perezcious Pics: July 25 - July 31"
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[Image via Perez Hilton/Instagram.]
21 Celebrity Feuds That No One Saw Coming
Click through some of the more surprising feuds in recent Hollywood history.
Why do these famous folks not get along? For many different reasons...
1. Katy Perry vs. Taylor Swift

2. Amber Rose vs. Khloe Kardashian

3. Selena Gomez vs. Lorde

4. Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace

5. Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato

6. Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton

EXCLUSIVE! Check Us Out On National Geographic Channel’s New Special The 2000s: A New Reality!
What a time to be alive!
The National Geographic Channel is about to air its newest documentary and this one is all about the 2000s!
The 2000s: A New Reality will detail living life in a digital age that's all about the YouTube generation.
Oh... and yours truly gets to be a part of it!
[ Video: Check Out All Of Our TV Appearances From The Last Month! ]
We join a huge panel of celebs who helped shape the '00s, including narrator Rob Lowe as well as reality icons like Sharon Osbourne and Randy Jackson!
So just exactly how did one of our posts about Britney Spears lead to one of the most watched videos of all time?!
You can catch the two-part special on July 12-13 at 9/8c on National Geographic Channel to find out!
Ch-ch-check out one of our guest spots on The 2000s: A New Reality (above)!!!
The Next 7 Days!!!
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Mia Alma & J.R. Just Keep Getting Cuter! Check Out Our Instagrams, Snapchats, & Twitpics To See For Yourself!
We cannot get over how amazing these last few weeks have been!
All of our time has been devoted to Mia Alma & J.R. Hilton and we could not be happier.
Whether with playing outside with J.R. or just taking care of our newborn daughter, we wouldn't trade these last couple of days for anything!
Take a look at our Twitpics, Instagrams, and Snapchats from this week to see what we've been up to lately.
So what're you waiting for!?
CLICK HERE to view the gallery, "Perezcious Pics: May 16th — May 22nd, 2015!!!"
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[Image via Perez Hilton/Instagram.]
Guess Who Was On The Talk Today… PEREZ!! Check Out Our Guest Spot & Find Out A Little More About Mia Alma HERE!
The Talk may just be our favorite show to guest star on.
The co-hosts are always so much fun to chat with, and this time, they even gave Mia Alma a gigantic teddy bear!
How sweet!
We joined Sharon Osbourne, Julie Chen, Aisha Tyler, Sheryl Underwood, and guest host Wynonna Judd on the panel on Wednesday's episode, and we talked all about our newborn daughter.
[ Video: Amy Schumer Pokes Fun At Female Celebs' Talk Show Appearances! ]
So... how exactly are J.R. and Mia getting along so far??
You'll just have to watch for yourself and see!
Ch-ch-check out our guest spot on The Talk (above)!!!