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Thank goodness for Demi Rose being in these photos, because without her they would be real duds. Seeing nothing but tropical scenery gets old pretty quickly. That is why people only go to Florida for a week at a time, aside from the retirees, but they don’t count. The retirees are practically refugees that wouldn’t survive in their homelands.
I am not so sure I would even be impressed by that giant swing if it wasn’t for Demi’s big haunches resting atop it. It surely wouldn’t be very comfortable to sit on since it is only a plank of wood, and it is so long that you would not be able to get a good grip of the ropes in order to kick yourself up high. Honestly, she is basically just sitting on a bench that is suspended from the ceiling.
The only thing that is really remarkable about the swing is how big it is. The swing already looks big compared to Demi’s body, but then I remembered just how big Demi’s booty is. That means the swing must be even bigger than I first thought. If only there was a normal sized booty that was also within the frame that could serve as a reference.
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I haven’t seen better buns since Hot Cross season last Easter. Pixie should be proud of herself. I’m proud for her. Her outfit is making her hotter and more desirable than anything that’s ever come out of an oven. I’d rub butter all over her but I’m pretty sure that it’s against the law in most states. We’d have to travel to France for that kind of fun. I’d love to watch her turn a golden baked brown on the beach in a bikini just so I can worship her on the sand. She’s hot enough to start her own religion and I don’t mind being her first disciple.
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I’ve come up with a list of things I rather do than be closer to Chrissy. And just as you’ve figured, it’s an empty list. I have no idea why she’s frolicking around on the beach in all white with no pants, but as the millennials say, “I’m here for it.” The woman is a gift from God. I’d lay down a beach towel and pray in the direction of her because she deserves, and is overdue for some worship. People might think I’m crazy for saying I’ve seen an Angel on Earth, but the beauty that Teigen possesses is not of this world, and obviously from a heavenly realm.
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